Friday, October 7

Getaway

~~Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane...I can see the red tail lights heading for spain...Oh and I can see Daniel waving good bye...God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes...

Folks don't panic I aint going to disappear into thin air...I will be off on holidays for few weeks from today, that's all :) I will be flying to few places within Aus for my much needed break. Not from you guys...that can never happen, I love you all too much to need time off from you. But I guess you all need some time off from Keshi's heavy posts and constant sobbing, isn't it :) I will be blogging from home/wherever I am whenever I can, but it wont be very frequent for the next few weeks . You know how I annoy you all lol, it wont happen for few days. I will miss you ALL like crazy...words are not enough to describe the lump in my throat that's developed at the thought of leaving you all even for few days...and my 000nie family I will miss you like crazy!
This is for all of you when I'm gone...this is how I will feel even if I'm in Gold Coast staring into the golden horizon watching the surfers...
~~They say when you are missing someone that they are probably feeling the same, but I don't think it's possible for you to miss me as much as I'm missing you right now...
So Adios Amigos till we meet again my dear-ones!

270 Cranium Signets:

Unknown said...

me first wooooooooo hooooooo

Unknown said...

Im sooooo happy....

Im bout to cry

Unknown said...

Keshi mate I hope you have an awesomeeeee time. Gold Coast rocks mate, just make sure you don't goto Bali.

You really deserve and need this holiday, from the 1.5years I've known you I don't think you've been on a decent holiday yet have you??

Anyways hope you have fun with your family, have a safe trip and make sure you eat alotttttttt ok??

Im gona mish you :(

I can't go on...I got water comin outa my eyes...

tulipspeaks said...

aww..k000kie..me will be missing you a lot..do blog now and then during your break..

make sure you take a lot of pics and send them to me *wink wink

muuaxx and huggsss to you..

=am000nie=

PuNeEt said...

In top 10
Yeeeeepppppppiiiieeeeeee

cheers

uttara said...

baby .. mez here ...muaahhhhh

utt000nie:)

PuNeEt said...

oooh Baby...
Ur leaving

Puneet sobs.... :-(

Take care baby

Have a pleasent trip...
Enjoy...
Freak out...
and be back with lots of posts to share...
and come back soon

Will Miss u
Take care

Have a happy n pleasent journey
huuggggzzzzz
cheers

Anonymous said...

Have a great time friend...and ya though ur posts are quite heavy but they dont bother me atleast and u know that well right?Keep in touch!!!

uttara said...

i wanna dedicate this song to u ...

"PLEASE DON"T GO ...PLEASE DON'T G000000O ....."

michi michi u a lotzzzzzzzzz...

no i never wanna brk from u ...give me a break ...:(((((((

yeh yeh .. i understand everyone needs a break from everything ..u need space for yourself .. yes go baby .. enjoy yourself .. hope to see u back soon...

mez sobby sobby ...
:(((

mermaid

utt000nie

Ar Ar Ar Arrrrr said...

WTF??

I think I'll go back in ma depression now :(

:( :( :( :( :(

Keshi said...

yeyyy NV first to send me off :):)

**I got water comin outa my eyes

awwwwwwww Im abt to cry now...stop it NV, u always do that to me...how can I leave u all? just how?? someone tell me howwwww....




Amu huggggggggz!
I will take alot of pics and will scan and send em to u ok...u take good care now...dun think Im far away - just email me anytime ok...I
ll check from wherever I am :(



Thanks Misty muahhhhhhh!



aww Uttara...sniff sniff how can I leave ya? I just met ya nah :( noooooooooooooooooooooooo



z000nie dun u say that now..I will cancel mah holz then :(



Puneet awww thank u my dear...huggggz!



awwww South I know that u appreciate mah topics and that u care for me as a friend...HUGGGGGGZ and u tc ok??


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Guys u know wut..I might even blog from Queensland lol...cos u guys r too addictive...jeeeeeeeez! Dun be too surprised if I post a new post mid-holiday lol!

Keshi.

uttara said...

z000nie ...

dont sob all alone .. mez too ther here to sob ...:(
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--pearl-- said...

kesh:haf lotsa fun.Tc n have a safe trip.Will miss ya tons.
btw replyin to ur comment in d last post-I got a new post on.

Keshi said...

aww aww Uttara dun make me cry...hey I will be ard till early next week so save the tears for the very last good bye..lol...

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Pearly awww thankuuuu :( Im gonna miss u and NV like crazy...


SOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZ!

z000nie where r ya come back mannnn!


k000kie.

uttara said...

ok ok ..i will not make u cry ma baby..
were r u n z000nie .. :(((((((((

utt000nie michin u all now :((

strawy said...

omg,did i heard few weeks , keshu awwwwww i wont say dont go,coz u shud have fun n relax too , but sweety plz take good care of urself n plz plz plz come back soon and keep in touch babez,v all gonaa miss u like hell , damnnn u r the only gal who update posts often and u always put informative n intresting stuff ...oooooooo me gonna miss ya babes.. damnnn mez feeling sad
hugsssssss baby ... love ya re


st000nie

--pearl-- said...

me gonna mishy u more :(

Keshi said...

ut000nie I dunno where z000nie is...I think he's so upset from this post :( I feel bad now...it's so miserable to leave u all...really...




st000nie huggggggggggggggz I'll miss u like crazy...u know that that's the real truth...cos I have gotten used to all of u so much and all of u have become a big part of my life...trust me when I say that...u all have such a hold on me...it's unbelievable! I will be back soon...in the mean time st000nie could u look after mah 000nie brothers - z000nie and n000nie...I know ur sweetness will make em shed less tears...luv u st000nie!



Pearly awww...I know u will take care of n000nie...but Im gonna miss u both and m000nie and Mich and Cheesy and Avik and v000nie and Amuuuuuuuuuuuuuu sobbbbbbb!

Keshi.

strawy said...

ooooooooo sure keshu...aawwww but i wont let them rub there nozyyy with my shoulder ... eewww ewww ewwww... lolzzzz
hugsss to n000nie n z000nie... now be guddy guddy bois n be happy n wave goodbye to keshu ...
love ya sweety ,miss ya


st000nie

Rupa (BNB) said...

Hello Keshi

even I will miss you really babez..Take care & Enjoy your work with holidays..

Once u are back sure we will have a Good time again, till then have fun & nice time

Justin Thyme said...

Have a great time and stay safe! You'll be missed... "like the deserts miss the rain"

Brood Mode said...

happy journey! have a blast

uttara said...

z000nie boi....

cheer up .. she is not going away forever ... she will be back sooonnn.. come on .... just reply .. say u r fine .. she needs a break ... make her happy not sad ... boi i need a reply now .. that too with a wide smile on ur face.. smile now z000nie boy ...

yeh we will miss her ....but still...cheer up ....

HELLO u there !!!
i need to call 911 then !!!

utt000nie...

hugggggggggggzzzzz

Unjustified Insanity~~ said...

have fun!

uttara said...

astala vista baby

utt000nie

AmitKen said...

have a great vacation... nJoy!
thanks for giving blogging a break .... heheh.. juskiddin :p

btw tell me, what is this "000nie" thing all about?
Okay! now stop laughing at me. so what if i look silly asking this question here on ur blog, where u hv so many 000nie's around... but i m interestingly interested to know :?

Anbu said...

Hey Have a gr8 vacation....haffun....been jes 3-4 days with u but still will misss u a lot....

Michelle said...

awww keshiiii m gna miss u!!!! n i wud neva get tired of ur posts! :(

COME BACK SOON!!
HAVE A GOOD TIME!!!

Łóòň Ġãĺ said...

Oh my god Keshurr.....u goin for a holiday?? for weeks?? omg!!

Am gonna miss ya hun! :(

But u have an awesome time ok......just enjoy...and then come up with a post abt ur trip......

Have a great journey!!!

Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuahzzz!! and i'll miss u !!

Cheerzz ¬!

Tarun said...

Enjoy , have fun....and come with full energy..:)

Travel safe. Miss u girl. And yes Stay away from 'Poles' ;)

Unknown said...

We'd miss you too! Have a blast and njoi urself.

Tanvi said...

kesh wait a minute..im upset! im more upset that im not in the list of the ppl ur gonna miss! lol
ut Im gonna miss u both and m000nie and Mich and Cheesy and Avik and v000nie and Amuuuuuuuuuuuuuu sobbbbbbb! huh? lol ok im so sad rite now! keshiiiii illl missss uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu takee care! have a great holiday..n u better miss me the most..u have to..u got no choice

4u im bout to cry too:(

Dewdrop said...

Already missing you...Have a wonderful time off, relax, enjoy yourself and dont think about work.

And oh take care of you

Kroopa Shah (Kr00pz) said...

Aww, take care girl. Have a good holiday :-)

:) said...

ooo gorgeous me will miss ya:(

hv a nice time n enjoy.. n come back soon... will miss u loads..

uttara.. z000nie boi is fine little sad though but no need to call 911 :P
hehehe

hugggzzzzzzzzz gorgeous..
take care..

:)

Keshi said...

Thanks st00nie muahhhh!

B&B I will miss too :(


awww Justin I will miss ur inspiration too...snifferzzz..:*(


Broody thanks! huggz!


Uttara aww make sure u and z000nie look after each other :****(



Insanity WC but Im off just when ur getting to know me :( I will be back in 3 weeks...see u then!



Hey Amitken :)
000nie family is a blogger-mates group we created with m000nie(Musings), t000nie(Tanvi), z000nie(Arz000n) and myself being the initial members...later on out lil family grew n grew n grew :) U wanna join too? Pick an 000nie name....hows about amit000nie? hehehe...thanks and will miss ya too!



Anbu awww bye byeee :*(



Mich awwwwwwww hugggggggz! :******(



Yaaro lol yes I might post mid-break hahaha! Thanks and see u soon girl :)



Cheesy aww u take care ok?? I want u to...be happy always...and yes I will be back with a blast lol! tata and huggggggz!



Tarun thanks n u tc! lol I will stay away from poles hahaha!



Nikita thanks n u tc!



Tanvi awwwwwwwww nah nah I didnt think of any specific ppl, I just mentioned few 000nies...but u know ur mah #1 000nie babe nah? Rem I emailed u too...awww...cheer up and u tc! HUGGGGGGGGGGZ! And ofcourse I will miss u that words wont be enough to say how much...and rem how I missed u when u went to India...:(



Dewdy doooo aww me miss u too :( Take care of all the 000nies ok....



Krooopz u tc girl and I know ur fun and yummy posts will keep everyone alive and not hungry :) huggggggggggz!




Pari u tc and I know z000nie boii will be safe and happy in ur hands....tc guys! HUGGGGGGGZ!




:********(
Keshi.

Keshi said...

Guys I will be here till early next week....so I will check blogs every now and then...but I wont be able to comment like I did b4 cos I dun have much time from home :( Please bear with that and dun think I aint visiting ur blogs ok?? Just that I dun get much time...so u all keep writing good as usual and be happy always :) I will be back with lots of magic....

:):)
HUGGGGGGZ n MUAHHHHHHHHHHHZ!
So Long!
Keshi.

Jim said...

dont 4 get to check my blog
i will be posting as u

Keshi said...

Saby if u have a brain upstairs u wouldnt be this dumb.Why r u bothering me this much? Have u got nothing better to do?

I will delete ur comments and I will ban u from this site if i feel like - thats my right as the Blog Admin. The only reason I didnt do it all this time was because I thought u had a heart and u had some self respect. Don't expect everyone to always read whay u say as right, cos u r the most WRONG actually. U FAIL to admit ur mistakes and that's the worst mistake one can ever continue doing.

U can rant all ur frustration here and flaunt ur stupidity while Im away...no probs but no one's gonna be affected by that but u. U used my friendship as freedom to abuse my friends and harass me here. So waste ur time and get wasted as much as u want to just like ur fellow tiger amd mice shit.

These are my last words to u. I will never every talk to u again. It's not a threat, just an obligation to my dignity.

Keshi.

Jim said...

http://imnutsincapstoo.blogspot.com/2005/10/i-need-vacation.html


-keshi

Jim said...

Never say
never again

-Saby, James Bond

Keshi said...

Thanks Niki :) See u when I get back!


Ok guys bye byeee!

Keshi.

Jim said...

dont cry Rohit
we gott TANVI

uttara said...

my sweeti piezzzz u here .. wow

u take care ... have fun ...miss u .. ye i will ...

hugggggzzzz
uttara

***pari....

hey pari yeh as long as ur there no worries ..good :))

u take care sweety
hugggzzz
uttara

SaffronSaris said...

Keshi, have fun, have LOADS of fun, and ....
WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA!!!!
;0

Sugababee said...

Keshi...
Take care and I hope you have an awesome time.

Be safe and live it up for the few weeks u got;)

Ciao...

Jim said...

is she gone yet?





i hope so
a lotta tears here
wetting dis dry blogg

messys musings said...

oh girllllllll i couldnt even say a bye to u... duh m late again :(((((

but then u have a good time... awwwww me gonna mishhhhhhh uuuuuuuuu.. loads... oh n u going to gold coast... isnt it very beautiful?? get us some pics ok...

laterzzzzzzzzz sweety :).. have fun n tc

KJ said...

njoy the surfers paradise!!!
have happy holidays..

:-)

Jim said...

, http://imnutsincaps.blogspot.com/2005/10/god-told-bush-to-go-to-war-in-iraq-and.html ,



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De.vile said...

Hey be back soon.

Neel Arurkar said...

Have fun!

Jim said...

we had a quarrel
a lovers spat

now the letters keep coming back
return to sender

told me
i must say sorry

but i cant do dat
yeh marad ki izzat ka sawal hain

Rahul said...

wow keshi!!! That was a lot of emotion for your blogger friends. I wish you a wonderful spring vacation. Waiting for your adventures in blogger ;-)

Rahul

Jim said...

U NO SOMEONE SAID
the world is a stage, and
we must all play our part .....


hehehe ..

Trée said...

What a great song. Have a great time Keshi. {waves goodbye for now}

Autumn Storm said...

Keshi, have a wonderful time!

Invincible said...

hey Keshu,
me gonna miss ya dear.

Have a ball .. dont worry @ 000nie family et al. Just think of how best to use ur vac n soak it all up.
Enjoy !!!!!!!!
Have a blast n a safe trip ..
*vinci waving at his sis with a broad smile*

Pithaly said...

Welcome back.

DLAK said...

See yah on the flip side babe... watch your back, theres crazy monkeys out there.

tulipspeaks said...

I am missing you already k000kie

sob!! sob!!


=am000nie=

Arun Gopalan said...

Have a good time and come back soon!

Jim said...

bye bye love
hello loneliness


i tink i am gonna cry






but i wont cry like ROHIT

Jim said...

is Pithaly weak in the head ?




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Jim said...

is DLAK one of dem crazy monkeys?


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Jim said...

heyyyy Amutha
we can cry together
and take it from there


who nos wat may deve ....?

Casablanca said...

Have a great holiday!

Rupa (BNB) said...

Hi keshi? howz life? taka care

strawy said...

keshuuuuuuu,miss ya re,hope u having fun...me just waiting for the adventures post,hugss babezz.... n remember that click the flick na..winky winky.... just cant wait to watch australian hunkzzz ... hehhee ...love ya sweety, miss ya loadssss
hugsss

st000nie

uttara said...

st000nie .. oyeeeeeeeee
how did u know am gonna come here to tell the same to keshuuuuuuuuuu
heheheheh

mez too miching u keshu babes ... hope u having a gala time .... let us know the details abt ur trip ..hehehhehe ;) ummmmm .. me n st000nie a eagerly waiting

ummmm hot australian guys ..lolzzz:))

~~mermaid-missing-keshu-like-hell

huggggzzzz

Unknown said...

oh! dear i'm so late to wish u good and cherish journey
but then its okay as i didn't get this dishearting news......... though me not so regular in blogging and commenting i used to get pleasure thinking about u spreading good post and sweet and lovable comments and reply in the blogworld.....
You are the treasure of this blogworld.... i miss u yaar...this sentence can merely express ma feeling.

wish u a grt journey dear
luv u luv u luv u
take care

Dawn said...

hey all the way I logged in to read you here and ur gone.........:(...sob sob

;)

enjoy the most you can :)

cheers!

Unknown said...

I mish u :(

Michelle said...

blog wurld isnt da same without ya kesh!!

*michelle cryin oin rohits shoulder...(wonder if i can reach it)*

Unknown said...

Puts a towel on his shoulder before michelle starts crying.

there, there mich, she'll be back choon.

Visithra said...

bon voyage ;) have a safe trip ;)

strawy said...

keshuuuuu ,miss ya babesss , hope u enjoying ur holidays , hugss sweety , love ya

st000nie

--pearl-- said...

mishy u :(

uttara said...

keshi darling ...

huggy huggy ...
mezzz sobbing ...

~~~mermaid-micchy-keshi

mermaid :(((((

Jim said...

Anonymous said...
u fuckin' dumb teenagers !

grandpas need love and SEX too
we too have penis dat erects

http://imnutsincapsfreud.blogspot.com/2005/10/old-women-and-sex.html



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3:44 AM

Jim said...

and if u dont believe me
ask Justine







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Jim said...

Cheesy.Termite said...
wtf is goin on in here? saby u eva thought of disabling anonymous comments? or is it u urself commenting on ur own blog?

4:03 AM


Anonymous said...
Cheesy
dis world is no fun
widout annony mouses

-Saby

4:24 AM

Jim said...

i too like to be annony mouse sometimes




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John said...

i thought there was going to be porn here :(

johnny goes bye.

Jim said...

Johnny always comes lately
fuckin' porn lover !



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Jim said...

i hope to make it tonight

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Jim said...

i am almost there ......

Jim said...

OHHH ...

Jim said...

i tink i just did it !


.
lemme check !

Jim said...

YEAH !

dats rite
its a century

Jim said...

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The whole secret of existence is to have no fear. Never fear what will become of you, depend on no one. Only the moment you reject all help are you freed.

-Buddha (563?-483? BC),
[Siddhartha Gautama] Indian mystic, founder of Buddhism
Quote WorldFamous Quotes at QuoteWorld.org

Jim said...

have no fear ...

of being a loosa
loosing your job


loosing the one u love
loosing your pantz/ panties

have no fear
have no shame



u only live once

-Saby James Bond, wid a licence to kill hypocrizy

Jim said...

, invincoonie-the-biggest-shittoonie please spam my blogg too
,

i hate Kesh
i dont want her to win the blogg oscars

Heyyyy Kesh
i found some body new
now i dont want u


...

firacub said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...............



Peace,
Firacub.

messys musings said...

awww kissssshiiii misssshiii me mishing yaaaaaaaaaaa :(((

hope ur having funnnnn

Kerry M. Conway said...

hi sweetheart! how are you dewing?! *hugs and kisses* i love that song... thank you for sharing it with all of us!!!!

Jim said...

Ever since Kesh threw me out
i cot TANVI on the way out

now i have hell to pay
the silly punjabi is out to kill me


http://imnutsincapsacuckoo.blogspot.com/2005/10/all-stressed-out.html



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Jim said...

Dear Kesh,

http://imnutsincapslove.blogspot.com/2005/10/dear-kesh.html



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strawy said...

keshuuuuuuuuuu miss ya re babezzz, come back fast re ,,, awwwwwwww hugsss sweety..love ya


st000nie

p¡£®®£ said...

Me here 4 de first time....Nice blog....

Have a gr8 time, Keshi....

Subhrajyoti Mukhopadhyay said...

somewhere sometimes everyone needs a break !

Pallavi said...

We all need a break! Really!
Keshi, how are you? :) doing well!

Jim said...

, p¡£®®£(X000nie),
make it the last time too


, Pallavi,
i been missing u too
but not as much as u miss me



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Jim said...

the minutes seem like hours
and the hour hand moves much too slow

and evry day
seems a life time


since u went away

-Jeemm
(for saby, Rohit, Tiger and the annonying mouses in bloggland)

these guys come to my blogg and weep buckets




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Jim said...

http://imnutsincaps.blogspot.com/2005/10/beautiful-songs-of-my-teen-years.html



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Jackal said...

hi keshi....hope u have loads of fun...but y did u have to leave the day i returned after two weeks ?? tcc byee.......

Jim said...

HELPP !
i been thrteatened by dat silly punjabi

he dont want me messing wid U and/or TANVI



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why must love be all sooo possesive and exclusive and jealous

the dogs, the birds, the mice arent dis way


HUMANS SUXS !

Jim said...

susubala really said...

This is the first time I come across you. u have nice tits and i enjoy looking at dem.

Hopefully all friends are not missing you.....very badly as i

Including me in yr list of wannabes?? ...

October 15, 2005 4:17 PM

Invincible said...

[shitoonie or anonym-ass or wotever u call urself, even 'shakespeare' i wont mind]
Man !! u flooded the same comments here !!

This is my reply to your highly inquisitive questions, which i'd posted on my blog too.

i can conveniently ignore ur yukking like barking of stray dogs on the streets of bangalore. But as i've always been reasonable lemme clarify ur doubs again.

And yes,
thanks for making me smile
with ur comments of vile.

You doing my job of making ppl smile, thanks !!

1. Me first Human here
Ans: Thats becos a BOT reached there before me. So although i was 2nd to comment on her post, i was the first human. Read what wiki says @ Bots.
Looks like u were late on her blog, and she deleted the Bot comment b4 u cud spot.
Hope u know apart from humans and anonymassess, even Bots can post comments.

2. Does that evict.. ..
Ans: Once i commented 'i m 2nd' on one of her posts and she kind of fumed, chastising it as 'juveline' or kiddish.
So 'does that evict...' was an allusion to her stingy remark.

So here again, ur lack of knowledge of the facts is the culprit.

3. STAY AWAY FROM ME, U VILLAGERS!!

ROFLs !!!!!!!! (thanks again for the round of laughter :D :D)

I know now that u admire Dewdy. So if u accept she has more sense than you, why didnt she ask any such question. dint u wonder?

Or are u being hired by someone who is jealous of my popularity and doing a background check on me !!

To be frank, sometimes i m surprised myself to see ppl visiting my blog as it hardly offers any worldly wise knowledge.

But even more i m surprised to see i m getting a regular stalker.
So do i now fall into the 'celebrity' cader?

Tell me something honestly, do u think ur comments are gonna deter ppl visiting here or gonna ruffle my patience?

Of course not.

You seem/claim to be a literary. So why not put some posts on ur blog and let the world benefit from it.

And this is not a Court with me being the judge that u get complains about others to this space asking for justice.

If u have pblms with someone else, pls contact them directly. If someone else accepts ur yelling for justice, u better hop there.

God Bless ..

Unknown said...

I mish you kesh :(

Rupa (BNB) said...

hey howz u doing? when will u be back? Missing u :(:(

messys musings said...

awww mishing u girl...

uttara said...

keshu...

am missing u re .. hugzzz babes ...misss ya!!!
come bk sooooooooonnnn

uttara

Pithaly said...

Keshipearl, (Keshi is a name for poppyseed pearls, popularly sold in Hyderabad), I have tagged you. You better play!

You are cute.

Jim said...

SHIT !

donkey or ASS ?
make up your mind asshole!


or is it a horse fucked ASS ?
MULE???




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Jim said...

SHIT !
my comments suxs
i need a holiday


Kesh
dont come back
i am coming there





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Jim said...

Arzoonie, shit00nie, invincin00ee


Hold the fort while we vacation
u guys doing a gr8 job

u desreve a kiss from Kesh and me
if she comes back

(we planning to elope)




.ADIOS!
gets on to his mule and rides into the sunset singing
Keshi tujhee Kesh laam, laam laaamm


Waves his hat!

Jim said...

Hello Kesh hunny,

u look good enuff to eat
Now, now dont make a face

i apologize
u were right

, Indian men SUXS big time,
go here http://imnutsincaps.blogspot.com/2005/10/indian-men-bag-full-of-contradictions.html




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Łóòň Ġãĺ said...

Keshurrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

Ma lovely babezzzzzz!!!

u njoyin naaa??? Have a blast ok....and come backkk soooon....me misssing ya na! :(

come back b4 tiz time for me 2 go on a break....

muuuuuuahzzz n hugzzzzzzzzz


loadza luv!!

Dewdrop said...

I transformed in your absence. Missing you around. Hope you having a great time.

Jim said...

i am wid her
does dat answer yr question ?




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Jim said...

* * * *
Q: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Silly Punjabi: "No, who wrote it?"
* * * * *

Tanvi said...

keshhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiii I MISS U! can u come back already..lol come onn hurrieee upppp come onnnn comee onnnn come onnnnnnn...COME BACK!

SABY...GET A LIFE DUMBASS!

Jim said...

last time
some bdy told me
GET A WIFE


Now i dont lissen TANVI
if ur looking for a lover (not a hubby)

u have me



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Jim said...

Heyyy TANVI,
the jokes are on the silly Punjabi


EMPLOYMENT?
Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the
columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary
Expected : He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he
wrote : Yes



AT INDO-PAK WAR
Once in the Indo Pakistan war, Pakistan was fighting fiercely and capturing everything in sight.

A sikh camp called Gurudwara hideout was crucial to defend from
the pakistanis as it contained all the defence secrets.

The pakistani forces surrounded the base and the sikhs had thought that they had lost the battle but,
suddenly out of the bushes jumps Captain. Hari Singh wearing a Maachar dani!(mosquito net)

He Pulls out his AK-47 rifle and fires like mad. The pakistanis run
off quickly. The next day Hari Singh gets a medal.

His friends ask him "Yaar thu maachar daani kyon pehenke gaya tha?"

Hari Singh replies "Maachar daani itni patli hote hain ki agar maachar nahin ghus sakte, goli kahan se ghussenghi?


In the following war Hari Singh retires and his son Gani Singh No Assumptions Please!) joins the army.

Pakistanis are again surrounding the Gurudwara hideout, the
sikhs again think they've lost the war but out of the bushes erupts Gani Singh wearning nothing he tries do shoo away the pakistanis like his father did but instead
gets shot.

In the hospital his friends tell him "aare yaar, therre bap me tho itni akal thi ki vo maachar daani pehin ke gaya tha, aur tu nunga chale gaya".

Gani Singh replies
"aare yaar main tho odomos lage ke gaya tha"!

Jim said...

HEIGHTS OF REVENGE
Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights.

Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time he tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn.".

He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent.

Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge.

Happy as he is now starts singing
a lullaby and says "so ja machchar, bete so ja". After some time he finds the mosquito falling in to deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says


"Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."

AmitKen said...

this might be irrelevant to this post, but since your blog is so famous i thought i can spread my word to all the delhi bloggers who visit here.

The 8th Delhi Bloggers' Meet http://delhiblogmeet.rediffblogs.com is happening this saturday.

If you are in delhi this saturday, you should be there for some simulating discussions, some meaningful and some not-so-meaningful chats over a plate of momo's and a glass of Fruit Beer...

When: 22nd Oct'05 , 5.00 pm onwards
Where: Dilli Haat, Manipur food stall, New Delhi


If you need any more details mail me at funduken[at]yahoo[dot]co.in

Please spread the word, i hope to see you there....

Pls accept my apologies if you are not comfortable with this comment, in that case you have all the right to delete this. thanks :)

Jim said...

Kesh and I wud love to be there
but we are in Kannada now






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Jim said...

TANVI,
i fear for u

dont wanna see u in a burkha
those goodies are for evry one to see




so dont even tink about it
U HEAR !

tulipspeaks said...

k000kie..i know you are still on vacation..but i've been missing you a lot lately..can't wait for you to come back..

muuaxx and huggsss baby

=am000nie=

Jim said...

DAMN !

i shuda have fumigated my baggage b4 leaving for ausrayalaya


dis damn Tiger mouse hopped on board


Kesh,
i am sorry
but i gott a better mouse trap no fears !

its got cheesy-ass as bait

Jim said...

DAMN !

i shuda have fumigated my baggage b4 leaving for ausrayalaya


dis damn Tiger mouse hopped on board


Kesh,
i am sorry
but i gott a better mouse trap no fears !

its got cheesy-ass as bait

Jim said...

i also told dat silly punjabi dat Tiger swallowed my gold ring


he was last seen running after Tiger wid an anema pot and the anema finger sticking out



hehehe ....

strawy said...

ufff fooo keshu , how much will u make us miss u , sobsss babezzz, come back na now ...hugsss baby, love ya, miss ya loads


st000nie

sittingnut said...

hope you are enjoying yourself tremendously

Keshi said...

Guys my feet's back on ground :) but I still have one more week of holz but I couldnt resist saying Hi to my best buddies on Earth...

THANK U so much for all ur msgs while I was away...it was truly touching seeing all these msgs of being missed tremendousely. To All those ppl who missed me truly - HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGZ! ut000nie, z0000nie, st000nie, v000nie, n000nie, t000nie am000nie,m000nie, South and ALL the others who left pieces of their hearts here and in my inbox in my absence, I truly missed all of u too! Sorry I cant thank each of u individually - I have little time left before I go out again today...and I just skimmed the comments.

Even if some of the msgs were spewing hatred...it still tells me that these ppl missed me in some way...cos I was their source of inspiration to get through their otherwise boring day :) So thanks to u guys too and yeah Im back to make ur life more interesting ;-) so dun cry.

I will tell u all abt my holiday when im back on track next Mon...till then I will be logging in from home every now and then when I get a chance...we r planning to drive to places in NSW this week...so I'll still be busy till next Mon..till then all of u take care and be happy ok :)

~~sends flying kisses to each and everyone of u...

Keshi.

Keshi said...

and yeah I forgot to tell u all...

I MISSED U TONZ!

Keshi.

Autumn Storm said...

Hi Keshi. Good to hear from you. Enjoy the rest of your holiday. Look forward to hearing all about it.
hugs

Dawn said...

hey gal good to hear you are back...really missed you :)...now come back in action ;)

cheers!1

sittingnut said...

yes, enjoy the rest of holidays.

Unknown said...

*n000nie runs and gives k000kie a biggggggggggggggggggg hugieeee

I missed you so much matey.

Oye temme whats that thing you wanted to temme?? Im dying to know man get a move on and temme.

I think I kinda know what you wana temme, but I betta make sure before I congratulate you :)

Hope you had a great time mate, just come back fast.

Tanvi said...

keshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii urrrrrrrrrrrrr backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

WELCOME BACK!

uttara said...

keshiiiiiiiiiiiii wowwwwwwwwwwwww i misedddddddd u loaaaaddsssssss re .. am soo happy to see u k .. now i will count down on the days :)

hehehhe
ut000nie .. loves k000kie more than eva...

hugzzzzzzzzzz n luv u
MUAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
yes here i go mega hugzzz:p

mermaid...:p

uttara said...

keshiiiiiiiiiiiii wowwwwwwwwwwwww i misedddddddd u loaaaaddsssssss re .. am soo happy to see u k .. now i will count down on the days :)

hehehhe
ut000nie loves k000kie more than eva...

hugzzzzzzzzzz n luv u
MUAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
yes here i go mega hugzzz:p

mermaid...:p

PuNeEt said...

Welcome back Keshuuuu

Good to see u back sweetiiii

Y do u feel I didnt missd u...
Just becoz I didnt flooded ur blog with missing u messages...

Ask my heart how much alone was he...
n I wish u culd see the smile on my face after seeing ur comment on my blog......

Hows u babezzzzzzzz
Hw was ur tripppppp

Huggggzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Jim said...

Oh God!




Tiger,
we gotta hide
she is backkkk



yeah but
i gotta admit
it looks beautiful though

cant resist taking a bite
can u ?

Jim said...

wont be long now
b4 all our creative outburts get flushed down the toilet







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Jim said...

do i see a ring on her finger ?
i hope not






messing around wid a married female is injurious to our health

Jim said...

4 to go
lets see who gets her






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Jim said...

dont be silly
it gotta be me






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Jim said...

this blogg is now off limits for teenagers and silly punjabis and her les friendz














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--pearl-- said...

200 comments :D
miss ya!

Łóòň Ġãĺ said...

Wowwwwwwwww Look whozzz backkk!!

Muuuuuuuuahhh muuuuuuuuahh!!

me also missed u loadzzzzz!!

Jim said...

DAMN !
my pc crashed

somebody up there dont like me
and somebody down under wont even speak to me


Woody Allen,Charlie Brown,
now wat do i do ?


kiss her ass ??
NO WAY !

Jim said...

Cheesy,
wud u kiss me wid those lips dat just kissed the blog goddess










.
Down Rohit ! Down !
i dont tink Cheessy will comply

Pithaly said...

Keshipearl has been last spotted partying all night in ChristChurch, wearing a low-back black dress. She will be home shortly.

Please fasten your seatbelts, and prepare for takeoff.

Jim said...

does it plunge all the way down to the cleavage on her ass?







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Jim said...

sumting tells me
i have crossed the limits







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Jim said...

Mama look wat they done to my blogg !


- Keshi girl

Jim said...

i am lonely
and i am blue

and i am looking for some one
just like u


be my friend ?

Pithaly said...

Sure. You lose one, yuo gain one.

Jim said...

1962 John F. Kennedy imposes naval blockade on Cuba, beginning missile crisis







history repeats it self again

Jim said...

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TRAIN TO LUDHIANA
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station.

Hari Singh asks the clerk:
"Can I take this train to Ludhiana?".
"No," answers the Railway man.

"Can I?" asks
Gani Singh.

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THE 4 SARDARJIS
There were 4 sardars in Mumbai. They decided to start a business.They had a lot of
discussions on the type of business and finally decided to start a hotel.

They
selected the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel.
The hotel was inaugrated and was awaiting its first customer. The sardars waited and waited but nobody turned up.

The story was the same the next day. A week passed
but noboby turned up.


WHY ? -
Bcos there was a sign at the entrance "Visitors not allowed."


After the failure of their hotel they decided to start an auto garage. They bought
the best of car servicing equipments and soon started the garage.


The 4 sardars waited that day for the first car to arrive but no car entered their garage. They waited for one day, 2 days ,a week but no car came to their garage.


WHY ?
B'cos their garage was on the first floor.

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TANVI!
dont ever marry dat silly Punjabi
he is a modern sardar

his hair got cot in the blades of the fan while he was drying his hair, b4 tying his pagaddi

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Jim said...

Heyyyy Johnny !

be a good boy
GET LOST




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Jim said...

i miss the ex-miss Janice




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Jim said...

TANVI !!

u shudnt have called her Keshit
dats wat Tiger calls her




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Jim said...

Keshi dumbass
wat did u say about indian men ?

read dis

GREAT TO BE AN INDIAN
You may be aware of that after IT now India moving towards Biotechnology.
According to one research India will emerge as a super power in IT & Medical
research by 2025.
Q. Who is the Co-founder of Sun Microsystems? (The company which is sweeping the
Internet with its brainchild Java)
A. Vinod Khosla
Q. Who is the Creator of Pentium Chip? (Needs no introduction, 90% of the today's
computers run on it)
A. Vinod Dahm
Q. Who is the third richest person on the world?
A. According to the latest report on Fortune Magazine, it is Azim Premji,
CEO, Wipro. The Sultan of Brunei is at 6th position now.
Q. Who is the current president of AT&T Bell Labs? (AT & T Bell Labs is the creator
of C, C++, Unix to name a few)
A. Arun Netravalli
Q. Who is the founder and creator of Hotmail? (Hotmail is world's No. 1 web based
email program)
A. Sabeer Bhatia
Q. Who is the GM of Hewlett Packard?
A. Rajiv Gupta
Q. Who is the Testing Director of Windows 2000?
Page 13 of 37
A. Sanjay Tejwrika
We are known as the Indian Mafia (or Internet Mafia?).
We are the wealthiest among all ethnic groups in America, even faring better than
the whites and the natives. We are the success story in America.
Let the world know what we stand for.
!"There are 3.22 Million Indians in America.
!"38% of Doctors in America are Indians.
!"12% of Scientists in America are Indians.
!"36% of NASA employees are Indians.
!" 34% of MICROSOFT employees are Indians
!"28% of IBM employees are Indians
!"17% of INTEL employees are Indians
!"13% of XEROX employees are Indians.
Some of these facts may be known to you. These facts were recently published in a
German Magazine which deals with WORLD
HISTORY FACTS ABOUT INDIA.
A. India never invaded any country in her last 10000 years of history.
B. India invented the Number System. Zero was invented by Aryabhatta.
C. The World's first university was established in Takshila in 700BC. More than
10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects. The
University of Nalanda built in the 4th century BC was one of the greatest
achievements of ancient India in the field of education.
D. Sanskrit is the mother of all the European languages. Sanskrit is the most
suitable language for computer software reported in Forbes magazine, July 1987.
E. Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to humans. Charaka, the father
of medicine consolidated Ayurveda 2500 years ago. Today Ayurveda is fast
regaining its rightful place in our civilization.

Jim said...

Kesh
contrary to wat u tink
i am your friend for better or worse
till death do us part


hehehehe..
i am stuck on u
yeh fevicol ka jodi hain







A Friend....
(A)ccepts you as you are
(B)elieves in "you"
(C)alls you just to say "HI"
(D)oesn't give up on you
(E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
(F)orgives your mistakes
(G)ives unconditionally
(H)elps you
(I)nvites you over
(J)ust "be" with you
(K)eeps you close at heart
(L)oves you for who you are
(M)akes a difference in your life
(N)ever Judges
(O)ffers support
(P)icks you up
(Q)uiets your fears
(R)aises your spirits
(S)ays nice things about you
(T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it
(U)nderstands you
Page 21 of 37
(V)alues you
(W)alks beside you
(X)-plains things you don't understand
(Y)ells when you won't listen and
(Z)aps you back to reality

Jim said...

OK OK
not an A to Z friend


they dont exist
they just pretend to be




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Jim said...

------------

DISCLAIMER

none of the gr8 indinas are silly punjabis

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dat was for dat dumb girl TANVI
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Jim said...

-----------------

DISCLAIMER 2


SOME OF THE STATS ARE COOKED UP PROBABLY


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Jim said...

There shud be a law prohibiting oldies from making passes at girls young enuff to be his grand daughter



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Jim said...

1824 1st steam locomotive is introduced
All Events on October 23
more History

messys musings said...

hey girl ur bak... aww i m leaving tonite will b bak on thurs ok..bye laterzzzzzzzz... have fun

Rex Venom said...

All is good. All is cool.
And you are one busy little lady!
Rock on!

Tanvi said...

keshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i misssed u more! lol...oye u tryna take it out on me? i went lol n now u goo ? welcomee backk..lol aww how was that gurl at the airport? lol how'd she remind u of me?:p howw u been wutz uppp howz it goinnn

Unknown said...

Glad to have you back mate.

Now please do tell me the hot news, I've been dying to know and I couldn't get sleep all through the weekend.

hugzz

Jim said...

Heyyy guys!


am hard of hearing
did she say she loves me or wat?



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Jim said...

i been rapping all day
i been rapping all nite too

bomb bay never sleeps u no
we drive auto rikshas all day long

and we used to go to lady dance bars at nite
and throw hard earned money on the devis there

we are crazy i no
but dat was funn

now the dance bars are closed
and the devis joined call centres

and became call girls too

now i am fretting real bad maan
i dont no wat a man is to do at nite

so i went a -chating wid the hott chicks

but the hott chicks graduated to bloggimg

just like dis devi here
i used to be Julia for her

but then she gott wise
she saw my chest didnt inflate like hers does


so i became old man saby
hehehehe

now she tinks i am old
Dammit i aint old

i am just 54
until i turned 55 last month

so i rap all day
talk crap all nite

and i say Praise Jesus halle looiah
i also say Salaam ma layka to Fira

and Hare Rama Hare Krishna to the rest

i just cant help it u no


LudaKrishna is my name
i drive auto rick shahs all day
all nite i dont no wat to do or say

so i say it here
and keep on rapping crapping for ever more

till i am no more
tis my birth right

aint no one can take it away

after kissing the bills wid a loud smoochh

Jim said...

W T F !
how did the bills get here ??

uttara said...

keshi ...

aaawwww thats sooo sweet of u .. u know how to make ppls day ....:))
i missed u tooo n yes i dont think i can eva express that by my words miss u is a very small word .. need to add infinite tons before miss u ....


lovee u loaaadddsss..
bye hope to catch up wid u soon...

hugzzzzz

mermaid :)))

Jim said...

SHIT !

i gott a hangover
i need Uttara




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Jim said...

Every parting is a form of death, as every reunion is a type of heaven.
-Tryon Edwards (1809-94), Writer, author
Quote WorldFamous Quotes at QuoteWorld.org


i sure wish Jeemm wud depart
i hate dis fart

Unknown said...

Where the hell are you??

Jim said...

u blind?






i am here
rite in front of u
u ASS

Keshi said...

Uttara, NV and Tanvi...following recent comments were not from me.

------------------------------

Saby

Will ya please stop commenting on my blog here? you don't know how to respect me and my dear 000nies here so please stay the fuck out of our blogs! You have called me the worst names possible but I dont mind it :) I wont let you bother me or my friends. You are a sad old man and full of jealousy....don't know how your family tolerates you! I will forgive you for all the wrong-doings you have committed on my blog. God bless you.



Keshi

October 24, 2005 7:09 AM


Keshi said...
Autumn,Dawn and sitting nut,


Thanks for dropping by n keeping a note on wat is update on Keshi's side..hehehe.I really appreciate u guys coming here and commenting . Time is precious and valuable as u all know and giving those precious minutes on my blog.Soon I shall post a new post on time management may be something to learn for each of us (including me)

Thanks!Without u folks..jeez I cant imagine.


Keshi

October 24, 2005 7:10 AM


Keshi said...
NVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

There is a news for u.Well let me secretly ping u on YM.Are u online there today??? Atleast i will email u about the HAWWWWWT news.:)



Tanviiiiiii

my sweetyyyy pieeee.How have ya been?I missed u so much.I went to the airport there I saw a girl juss like u.I left a msg on ur shoutt box.did ya see it?


uttooniee:)
little mermaiad
I missed u too.I dived into the water and saw different fishes there.There was a very unusual fish..it reminded me of u.

LOVEEEEE yaaaa sweetieeeeee


Keshi

October 24, 2005 7:29 AM

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The dumb Tiger is trying so hard to sound like Keshi...lol. I will be back soon...too busy right now guys...u tc ok :)

loadza luv
Keshi.

Keshi said...

NV wait on matey, I will tell u on Mon :) I MISS ALL OF U and THANKS so much for ur messages.

I have deleted those Keshi-imposter comments...I will be back online from next Monday....in the meantime if that retarded Tiger shit comments like me (with my profile pic), just dun be fooled by the loser.

I wont be commenting till Monday the 31st...tc all of u!

Muahhhhh!
Keshi.

Jim said...

i been waiting
(for God knows how long)

for a girl like you
to come into my life





wont u ?

Jim said...

i bet the briefs are not his

Jim said...

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If something happened along the route and you had to leave your children with Bob Dole or Bill Clinton, I think you would probably leave them with Bob Dole.
-Robert Joseph "Bob" Dole (b. 1923)
Quote WorldFamous Quotes at QuoteWorld.org

Jim said...

Tanks Tiger,

u made me happy for a day
will do the same for u some day

Jim said...

FUCK !

i tot it was Bob Hope

uttara said...

keshi ..
:)

thanx for that .. mail me once ur back ...byeee
miss u till then


hugzzz
uttara

Jim said...

Parting is such sweet sorrow
Farting is sooo much more funn

Jim said...

though u may not want me

http://www.nethugs.com/alwaysbethere.shtml

Jim said...

What looks like a loss may be the very event which is subsequently responsible for helping to produce the major achievement of your life.
-Srully D. Blotnick (b. 1941), Writer, author
Quote WorldFamous Quotes at QuoteWorld.org

Jim said...

WAT THE FUCK !
where evrybody gone ??


hey wait i no
ROHIT is having an orgy i tink


i was not invited

Jim said...

heyyyy Kesh
lets have a party too
just u and me and my dog and a few mouses



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