Wednesday, July 18

Boredzilla Facts

UPDATE: Please read Lisa's current post here. She wrote it to make me feel better from my last post but I think it's a wonderful read for every son and daughter...it will remind you how much your fathers should be loved and cherished. Such a heartfelt post!


21 things that bore me to RIP status:

1. High-fibre cereal (I call it fish food)

2. Om Shanthi Shanti attitude that points fingers at my halter-neck top (respect individuality or keep shut - it'll save you from flaunting your ignorance)

3. Kodak-perfect happy couples (stop pretending urggggh!)

4. 65c a bottle fizzy drinks (it's an attempt to paint your liver purple, red and aquamarine)

5. No-Frills airlines (if you get to the destination with all your organs in place then we are happy chappies)

6. Cheap shoes (it's equivalent to butchering your feet with your consent)

7. People who constantly bullshit (yawwwwwwwn!)


8. People who cant make decisions and change their minds every nano second (Guns do have a purpose, says Mr.Doggy Columbo)

9. Webcam chats (I get an allergic reaction to it)

10. Religious ceremonies that take ages to finish before we could eat something (I don't attend them anymore - they are toxic to my sanity)

11. Parties where there's nobody that I know except the host (what do you talk about, fruit-flies in Republic of Congo?)

12. People who find faults in anything you do (Fuck off you make me dizzy!)

13. Men who think they should only marry a virgin (dickheads that I'd hire a thug to re-arrange certain organs. With a small additional fee I'd make them end up being virgins for life)

14. People who take a very long time to get to the point (I'd reach Crete Islands just by walking before they get to the point and they'd still be rambling)


15. People who pretend they like you when they don't (it's written all over your body-language Eisntein!)

16. Jealous relatives who are never happy for you (I'd use a doormat that reads 'Friends Welcome, relatives by appointment only')

17. Friends who can't forgive and forget (You have been forgiven and forgotten too, goodbye!)

18. Movies with no real plot that self-classifies them as Drama, Mystery etc (drama and mystery indeed, cos my brain is mutilating from the torture I put myself through watching it)

19. People who judge you by what you wear/where you live/what you do for a living etc (God probably created you when there was a serious lack of icecream in His divine fridge)

20. News channels that make Paris Hilton-likes the priority news (oyeah we can understand how seriously important Paris' invisible undy is to the news CEO compared to other serious global issues!)

21. Arranged marriages that require the girl to be beautiful, educated, fair skinned, be able to cook, dance, sing, basically be a superwoman, a slave to her husband and even join him in his coffin if he dies before her (Eat my shorts!)


Ok now list me some of your Boredzilla facts - doesn't have to be 21 facts, just a few will do. And oh, Poo wants you to list a name that you'd like to call me with. For example, Poo calls me Sexyroo, HE calls me Keshtar etc etc. So yeah name me with all your heart :). Now they had better be nice names!

Today's music is from the Hindi movie Kal Ho Na Ho (means Tomorrow may never come). This is one of my fav Hindi songs. Listen to the music and watch the video (there's subs as well)...it's really beautiful. Look around Love is everywhere. There's an ocean of love in my blog today and that's all that matters to me. For tomorrow may never come. And see I'm smiling all because of you. Happy Wednesday guys!




Current Music: Kuch To Hua Hai from the Hindi movie Kal Ho Naa Ho

134 Cranium Signets:

Anonymous said...

hehe i love it

mystic rose said...

definitely talk a lots, braga lots, low intelligence, low imagination, people who cant find joy in simple things, waiting at airports, and TV(havent watched in years, get my news on the internet.).

J. Andrew Lockhart said...

:)

KAYLEE said...

is that u?

Jay said...

I have no trouble making decisions at all.

Well, yes I do. No, no I don't think I do. Okay, sometimes. Hell, I don't know.



I call you Kesh-a-licious.

radiohead said...

awesome !! ;)

radiohead said...

hey .. this one's for u ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0hTJF7xqV0

Margie said...

Hi Sweetie
What an adorable picture of you!
You look so happy!

Good post....I enjoyed it much!
I can really relate to #15...
I had a fake friend like that once....

Thanks for the lovely comment on my new post...it really touched me

HUGGGGGGGGGGZ Hun....I'm off to read Lisa's post.

Margie:)

Mohan^ said...

I like the last one..hehhe,,I prefer love marriage,,but I still haven't found one,,so..i think my last resort will be arranged marriage,,damn!!!

Anonymous said...

hey keshi, How r ya??
dont ask me how I am, my girl is still locked in her house, everything is up and down, any way u missed some boredzila points, wat bout those reality shows and soaps, and what about psycho analysis of kidnappers or terrorists, and what about the workplace where orkut/blogspot is banned
anyway

ToOothlEss WOndeR! said...

uncool people who try to act cool. That's right on top of the list.
like the dudes who say yow. doooooug!
then there are managers who're stupid, and also women drivers (there are exceptions, i agree. :))

Southpaw unplugged said...

Sigh***
Now u see why i was so upset with ur recent hairstyle...:), this one's by far ur best pic i hv seen so far....my word!!!lets not delay our picnic to the woods anymore now...:P

KAYLEE said...

PRETTY PICTURE OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(responded on my blog to you!)

smrtnhuggble said...

first things first before i get lost in the comment, cute pic.
secondly - OMG.. that list is pretty close to mine. i hate annoying jealous relatives, i hate long ass ceremonies.. hate hate judgemental ppl and alll...
my absolute pet peeve though - is when someone makes me repeat things. like im on the phone and they ARENT PAYING ATTENTION and i have to keep saying somethin over and over and over...
OMG... accept it u cant multitask or get a fcking hearing aid.

hate itttttttt

by the way, i totally thought of you today.... i'll be posting about why i thought of u and the topic soon.

Southpaw unplugged said...

People who find faults in anything you do****Fortunately nobody does that to me, coz i m a living breathing disaster so they actually dont know where to start from and where to end....Ooops! i just violated ur point no.7....:)

Menchie said...

Things that bore me to death:

- Politics
- watching depressing news on tv
- people who are self absorbed

:D

Coco said...

Keshi,
you are young, beautiful, and mature : ) congratulations for being YOU! and congratulations to your parents for having raised such a wonderful daughter...it shows through your writings : )

i'm a teacher...
so one of the things that i don't like is: parents telling me that their children are geniuses!! huh?! if they were in fact a genius, they wouldn't be attending a public school which is where i teach at.

hugs and blessings to a beautiful girl with a beautiful heart : )

take care!

KAYLEE said...

sure i will post one sometime!

robkroese said...

I don't constantly bullshit.

Ah, who am I kidding.

Southpaw unplugged said...

And yo no nicks for u, u already hv an interesting name...:)
K :- KINKY
I :- IDEAL
S :- SEDUCTRESS
H :- HUNGERING for
A :- AFFECTION and
N :- NAUGHTY
I :- INDULGENCE

urs truly,
S :- STUD
O :- OBLIGINGLY
U :- UNDERTAKING
T :- THRILLING
H :- HUGS and
P :- PASSIONATE
A :- AROUSING
W :- WORSHIP

hahahahahaha...:))

KAYLEE said...

see i aint the only one that think sur nauughty:P

Kalpana said...

I would like to call u keshi itself. Liked it. Things that bore me: politics, being idle without doing anything, ur 7, 8, 11, 12, 13, 14, and all of them from there.
Will read Lisa's post now. Keep smiling!

Aditi said...

hmmm happy wednesday? how from what angle?
these things bore u? i'd think they would irritate u.. atleast me
wait who is the he that calls u keshtar.. did i miss something?

Globescoper said...

Hi Keshi

It was a very refreshing post she wrote.

Sadly, the body of our friend was discovered today. Police have no more details at this time.

Such is life, I guess.

Bev

Keshi said...

ty Kaylee I'd love to see pic of u too.

Yes thats me in the pic b4 I got some bangs :) I got bored with the same hair.

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hey Rose!

**people who cant find joy in simple things

thats so true. They bore me to death. cmon this life is not forever so enjoy the small things and thats where TRUE joy is.


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:) Andrew!


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ROFL Jay!


Keshi dials Mr.Doggy Columbo for some help with Jay...

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ty Anuj that was such a beautiful music video!

HUGGGGGGGGGGGGZ!


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Margie MWAHHHHHHH!

Friends who cant forgive n forget ha...o well rem my dina-date friend? well she's dumped me. Cos even tho I thought I made peace with her, it seems she hasnt. I'd say we cud do w.o. such friends!

How was dina n the movies?


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Mohan there's nothing wrong with arranged marriages...it only becomes STUPID when they have such out-of-this-world kinda expectation from a girl...


but I hope u find ur love...

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Hey Kumar keep the faith...wuts gonna happen will happen n there's only so much u can do right?

** wat bout those reality shows and soaps,

lol I know like The Bold n The Beautiful? I wrote a separate post for em long time ago. There r dead ppl who come alive in such shows...even after they've shown the funeral and buried the body.


**and what about psycho analysis of kidnappers or terrorists,

they dun bore me. They make me sad n angry.


**and what about the workplace where orkut/blogspot is banned

lolz good one!


TC Kumar! I will pray for u 2.

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Toothless hey hows u?

**like the dudes who say yow. doooooug

LOL haha!


**women drivers

HELLOOOOOOOOOO??? Im a woman and great driver ok! :) In that case Men drivers who crash every second bore me too LOL!


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Really Southy? LOL this was just a sudden pic...no light make-up, no dramas, no posing...I guess thats why its nice. :)

yep twas taken b4 I cut my hair...b4 I got the bangs...but they r grwoing back now. So dun worry hehe.

Woods oyeah I'd love that :):) LOL!

And nah u dun bullshit Southy. Never.


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Choco aww ty for thinking of me. Cant wait to see that post. HUGGGGGGGGGZ!


** is when someone makes me repeat things.

LOL I know wut u mean. U know sometimes my mum does that to me. Sometimes she's totally switched off when Im talking and I get sooo angry. Mebbe I talk too much LOL!


**Hearing aid

HAHAHAHAHA!


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Menchie MWAHHHHH!


**Politics

OMG if anyone wants to kill me give me a Politics DVD for my bday.


**- watching depressing news on tv

I feel ya girl.


**- people who are self absorbed

aha..like Paris Hilton n Victoria Beckham!


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Choco awww ty so much. That means alot to me, coming from someone like u. HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ!


**if they were in fact a genius, they wouldn't be attending a public school which is where i teach at.

LOL!

U know my mum never praises me too much. Even when I've excelled in school/Uni/Work, she never says too many good things abt me. She knows Im an achiever, but she makes sure I dun take that to my head. And I know that too :)


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Diesel lol tnxx!



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Southy OMG ur the only one who answered that qn...so ty!


**K :- KINKY
I :- IDEAL
S :- SEDUCTRESS
H :- HUNGERING for
A :- AFFECTION and
N :- NAUGHTY
I :- INDULGENCE


lolz very NICE mate! Im ideal for what? ROFL!


**urs truly,
S :- STUD
O :- OBLIGINGLY
U :- UNDERTAKING
T :- THRILLING
H :- HUGS and
P :- PASSIONATE
A :- AROUSING
W :- WORSHIP


Stud for sure! ooh lala u sound really YUMMY ;-)

ty for that beautiful comment Southy :)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehehe Kaylee yeah alot of others think Im naughty too...like Southy :)


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ty Kalpana!


**politics, being idle without doing anything,

me too me too...hate em!

Wasnt Lisa's post just beautiful! ty for reading it.


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Hey Aditi!

**hmmm happy wednesday? how from what angle?

Im glad u asked that qn. Happy Wednesday cos yesterday which was Tuesday may have been a bad day for some ppl out there...including myself. So today being Wednesday and me feeling happy, I wish those others the same happiness. And I live one day at a time...cos I dunno if tomorrow which is Thursday wud even dawn for me. :)


**i'd think they would irritate u

Boring can be irriating. hehehehe.


Keshtar is Homo_Escapeon's fav nic for me. He calls me alot of other names too!


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Bev ur kidding me right!!! OMG. Im speechless. I dunno wut to say.

HUGGGGGGGGGZ! I'll be there soon.



Keshi.

Margie said...

Dina and the movies was wonderful!
Just what I needed to cheer me up today....had some yummy chocolate cake for dessert...soooo good!

Keshi, that kind of friend...the dina-date one, you can do without!
She's not a true friend!

Time for bed here.

Nitey nite!

HUGGGGGGGGZ!

Margie:)

Southpaw unplugged said...

Im ideal for what? ***We shall take up tht issue in our tent, okay...ahem ahem...:))

Southpaw unplugged said...

hehehe Kaylee yeah alot of others think Im naughty too...like Southy :)
***Its true...u just need someone to identify that pulse and my word! i can just imagine what the outcome wud be...:P

KAYLEE said...

LOLZ I am so stupid sumtimes i was reading your comments and just figured out that dina=dinner I thought It was a name for awhile there LOL!

radiohead said...

I bought sneakers ;)

hey .. temme the color .. i mean m sure abt the color tht i bought now .. its more like soil (the ground) ..

wht color wud u recon? (not pink plz :D)

KAYLEE said...

//***Its true...u just need someone to identify that pulse and my word! i can just imagine what the outcome wud be...:P//

southpaw:I BELIEVE YOU AFTER WHAT SHE POSTED ON MY BLOG:)

Keshi said...

Southy I mite need to shop for tents now LOL!

yeah I agree...u need the right company to bring out the best in ya... :) tnxx Southy!

And Im a SEDUCTRESS? lolz how?

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haha Kaylee!

here is some explanation to make u read my comments w.o. going crazy:

dina = dinner
dun = dont
wut = what
cud = could
wud = would
shud = should
mah = my
lmsao = laughing my sweet ass off
tc = take care
n = and
d = do

etc etc :) Ask me if u dun u'stand.

btw

u'stand = understand

btw = by the way


LOL!



Keshi.

KAYLEE said...

YOU CANT DENY IT NOW hehe! after that!!!!!!!!!!!
(you know I love ya) :)

KAYLEE said...

YEAH I GOT most of them just not that one :)

radiohead said...

well .. abt the song ..

u already knw tht m AWESOME !! (wink wink)

Keshi said...

aww Kaylee I love ya too MWAHHHHHHHHHH!

U r soooo sweet...ur a cute lil doll that comes here to say Hi to me everyday. A naughty one too LOL HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ!


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Anuj I read that like 'I got knickers'...lol then I realised it's sneakers.


**color

I like greay sneakers...or black. Not pink sneakers cmon u think Im Britney's sister LOL!



Keshi.

radiohead said...

nd this song had a deep deep meaning .. which i enjy ..

i love it whn he goes ..

para para pa pa pa .. para para para pa pa pa .. it so indian .. hehe

Keshi said...

no probs at all Kaylee. And if u didnt know

Summa = Summer

:)


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Anuj ofcourse u r!




Keshi.

radiohead said...

@knickers .. WAT WAT WAT :O

** sneakers
well grey n black .. my color is cool thn ..

KAYLEE said...

//ur a cute lil doll that comes here to say Hi to me everyday. A naughty one too LOL HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ!//

Oh yes! I am glad that post got a rise out of some of you but I dont recommend teeping or egging a house anytime!!!!I AM A DEVIL TOO SOMETIMES.all you see is the naughty and sweet side of me lOL!

radiohead said...

my friend .. n ur friend .. dhruv (desperado) asked me if i met u ;)

bt .. i told him abt the small stupid stry tht we share .. haha .. u knw reachin each other whn we are nt actually available .. :D

who knws .. i might come bck to aus soon :P .. wid plans to haunt keshi .. haha

Keshi said...

Anuj u mean this song...the song I hv on today?

aww Dhruv asked u that? :( We r doomed from meeting ha LOL!

r u going bak to India soon? WHEN?


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Kaylee I think ur a secretive cutey who gets into a lot of mischief LOL!



Keshi.

KAYLEE said...

JEEZ I AM giving away all my secrets now!!

KAYLEE said...

posted a pic!

KAYLEE said...

Kaylee I think ur a secretive cutey who gets into a lot of mischief LOL!

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EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AakASH!!! said...

People who pretend to be someone else, bloody hypocrites!

Shallow people, who have the same story to tell everytime, thinking they are supercool and all. Give me a break! please.

People who have no enthusiasm in life.

Actually that covers ~85.67% 0f the people. Maybe i should stop liking myself.

And Vyom is me myself. So dont say that you know nothing about me. :p

AakASH!!! said...

and did i tell you that you are so oomphmatic!?

Maybe i didnt, and even if i did, i can say it again!

:)

radiohead said...

lol .. y else wud i leave tht messg at 10 in the nite :O .. hehe

yup m goin bck nxt week .. 29th ..
flying through sydney .. i tried to trick the airline in .. by tryin to cancel my flight frm here n catch it frm sydney n spend few dyz in sydney .. bt well .. thy r such pricks .. thy want to charge me more fr resheduling .. n i said . . well m also cancellin my flight frm canb to sydney .. shudnt it cover tht up ... n like stupids thy say 'no not at all sir' .. bullshit ..

bt ya .. so .. m goin bck soon :D
u knw i don hav much to do nxt week too .. bt it sounds creepy to come to sydney evry weekend .. haha .. :D

wat do u recon :P

Southpaw unplugged said...

Absolutely....:)

@Kaylee
:)

Impressionist said...

I hate punjabi/indi-pop music! yuck! they suck!
hate to watch tv. hate to watch SRK movies (the only thing he is good at is crying)

peace & love
Jeevy

Keshi said...

Kaylee ur such a swt hrt! I can see it in ur face too :)

ty for that! Im so glad I got to see u.

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Aakash aka Vyom heyy!

U hv such a cool smile. Uttsy was so right!


**Shallow people, who have the same story to tell everytime, thinking they are supercool and all.

LOL!

so do I fall in that category too? :(


**oomphmatic

lol new word. I hope it's got a good meaning :):)

ty for the sweet compliments Mr.Vyom!

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Anuj 29th of July? OMG thats so soon :(

I'll email ya.


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Southy the Undertaker is here :)



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Jeevy aww why...some of those songs r nice tho...

so thats ur ans to my qn on wut bores u? LOL!



Keshi.

Poo said...

Hi Sexyroo
BIG Ladoo
BIG Prachi
Keshiroo
:)

Howz you doing??? You can take my shoes and dance anytime and i will ur partner ok :))

I thought ur Hindi was not so Good ...n i was so wrong.

AApki hindi badi mast hai :)))

:))

You are a sweetheart Keshi .... still to read ur post . will be back with my funny comments soon .

Till then Miss me Love me Hug me and take care ...Keep that 100 v smile On always :)) No matter what ok.

Akshay V said...

heheh.. nice post Keshi. I am sorry for not commenting regularly... just been too busy with work. will send a mail about it laterz.. until then i will keep appearing and disappearing :)

Sugarlips said...

I love your pic all happy happy :)

Hugs and lots of love :)

Stay Beautiful..!!

Tys on Ice said...

lady, iam linking u to my blogspot...like old mac wud say : loving it.

Sweetstickychewy said...

Haha..Great post Keshi.

I can identify with many of them.

Like..

***2. Om Shanthi Shanti attitude that points fingers at my halter-neck top (respect individuality or keep shut - it'll save you from flaunting your ignorance)

and many more.

Names i would call you.

There are many times i was tempted to call you kesh. :P

Other names will be,

Keshilicious, sweets etc.

Keshi you are a great person. I love how you are all in one and not afraid to show ya imprefections and persons.

Thats really attractive about u.

*Hugs*

Sweetstickychewy said...

Love it with all the animations and all..hahaha..

SWEETHEART indEEDS!:P

anits said...

You are so sweet gal....hugz n love..anits tcare ya!

Aditi said...

ahh my tuesday was good and wed shaping up to be not so good hence the question..
living one day at a time is good

and that is ok.. i thought there was a new man and i missed it
*doh

Keshi said...

THIS IS FOR COCO:
(sorry I addressed u as Choco b4)

Coco awww ty so much. That means alot to me, coming from someone like u. HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ!


**if they were in fact a genius, they wouldn't be attending a public school which is where i teach at.

LOL!

U know my mum never praises me too much. Even when I've excelled in school/Uni/Work, she never says too many good things abt me. She knows Im an achiever, but she makes sure I dun take that to my head. And I know that too :)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Poo ho wcan I forget Big Prachi...lol thats the best nic.

Take ur time sweetie n ty!

My hindi isnt so great..i tried to learn it from a book once...and thats how I know those lil sentences lol!

Have a beautiful day!


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Akshay ty n hey take it easy :)



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ty Suga MWAHHHHHHHH!



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Tys_On_Ice WC n ty! :)


LOL @old mac!

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gee tnxx Amy...same goes to ya. U r a superb woman too HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ!


**Keshilicious, sweets

hehehe they r sooo cute! Ur the only one who calls me Sweets...thats very special. TY!


lol @animations! Nice ha.


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ty Anits :) u too!


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Aditi hey!

**wed shaping up to be not so good hence the question

aww then I wish u a HAPPY THURSDAY Aditi :)

No new men in my life hell nah LOL!




Keshi.

ishipishi said...

hey kesh...nice pic there and a very interesting read :)

happy to see u smiling once more :)

a name for u? oh... been callin u "kesh" na :P... u know that the sanskrit meaning is "hair" ?!! :P aah well but u do have lovely hair...

and yes a formal announcement fr ya

http://ishipishi.blogspot.com

is back from near hibernation

:D

do visit :) and comment (*grin*)

Chronus Ess said...

haha.. loved it.
looks like the dos and donts for a guy even looking at you square eyed :D

as for mine, i think i did a fair job in my 'tagged' post. And am too lazy to reiterate it all here.

Cheers

Sweetstickychewy said...

***Ur the only one who calls me Sweets...thats very special. TY!


Its great to knw that Sweets.:P

And sides, i forgot to mention that i lurrrrve the movie Kal Ho na ho and the theme song. Wow really...

wAtched it 2 times.:D

*Huggz*

Anonymous said...

Keshi: :))))

Hotty, wild and sensitive.

KESHI- Kare en share..happy indeed.

Anonymous said...

Hey girl!! do i really need to call by a nick?? nah!! u got a wonderful name...
as for the other stuff.... i'm never sure until i come across the person i detest... and i do so from the word go... so, iether u r in or out in my book.. no sitting on the fence!!

Harmony said...

People who pretend they like you when they don't (it's written all over your body-language Eisntein!)[Photo]

Jealous relatives who are never happy for you (I'd use a doormat that reads 'Friends Welcome, relatives by appointment only')


Friends who can't forgive and forget (You have been forgiven and forgotten too, goodbye!)


. Movies with no real plot that self-classifies them as Drama, Mystery etc (drama and mystery indeed, cos my brain is mutilating from the torture I put myself through watching it)

. People who judge you by what you wear/where you live/what you do for a living etc (God probably created you when there was a serious lack of icecream in His divine fridge)

hmmm well we both are same for above statements..
how are you KESHI..LISA has so
nice thoughts about father. i am flat .i mean i am thankful for her for her kindness.
you have very good friends (just like me)..

Lost love is still love. It takes a different form that's all. You cant see their smile or bring them food or tousle their hair or move them around a dance floor. But when those senses weaken, another heightens. Memory. Memory becomes your partner. You nurture it. You hold it. You dance with it....Life has to end....love doesn't..yeah its true..

ummmm and yes you aptly entitled and pointed out this poem at right time..

"har ghadi badal rahe hai ,Ruupp Jindagi..
Chhaav hai kahin, Kahin hai Dhuup Jindagi..
,,kal ho na ho.."

so u knw hindi too..okss thts great..no i will comment in hindi only..ha ha.bye .tk cr.

Globescoper said...

Hi Keshi

Thanks for the check!!

This one is going to take time to sink in.

My main concern is the family.

There's a million questions with no answers. That's what's so hard.

Thanks


Bev

abhartiya said...

keshi--hottie! :P

david mcmahon said...

Movies without a plot? Yes, I definitely agree with that one.

SIMON said...

Just came over to thank you for your kind words on mine and share the love and of course 'love the pic'. Girl you rock!!
LOTS OF KISSES

FH said...

Hahaha!! Great list Keshi!
LOL @ #21!! So true, they all can eat mine too!;D
You look gorgeous there!

Anonymous said...

very very funny boredzilla lol
sexy genius keshi-chan :D
i agree with that Jealous relatives!
mom is always complaining abt them.
some aunties are mean and troubles!
u are lucky to be able to buy expensive shoes!

Helen said...

Keshi-Ummm most of the time I think of you as Keesh or Keshi-babee. Ha, funny one, Poo, people do have lots of names for Keshi.

Boredzilla...People who only talk about their work or TV, come on! you have no other interests or curiosity?

Or Board (bored?) meetings where all people do is talk about what should be done, and make more committees and sub-committees to talk about what should be done WTF? Just plan it and do it!!!

Helen said...

Oh yes, and I loved Lisa's post for you, good friend that chica!

Shionge said...

Yo Keshi sweetie....I went over to Lisa's and I cried too :) Still, what a wonderful gesture by her and I'm glad she cheered you up :D

Yo...I can only call you sweetie all the time that's all Sweetie :D

Oh yes...Paris Hilton bores me to death :(

Jeevan said...

Dear you are chose for Thinking blogger award:)

will check the post tomorrow!

Nicholas said...

Thank you Keshi.you are my first guest. Your blog... wow.. excellent!

Jenny! said...

All of your 21 I agree with! I don't think I could come up with 21...although I do hate a lot of shit! I should try!

Nicknames are hard...I think I like Kute Kinky Keshi!

Jenny! said...

Wait, take that back...that wouldleave the initials KKK! Maybe just Kinky Keshi then! K2 - K squared!

The Grunt said...

For me it is know-it-alls and braggarts. I can't stand them. Oh, and people who are so super positive that you begin to get fatigued from it. It just isn't human to be always up like that.

Good to see your heart a beatin', Keshi.

Anonymous said...

I love your bouncing heart picture.:)

nickname.."sweetie"
tc

mystic rose..tv is for news????
oops!

Romeo Morningwood said...

keshtar

My, my, my, aren't we feisty today!
I heartily endorse all of your grievences plus a few:
Arseholes who chat, chew with their mouths open and slurp through the last part of their drink during a movie DIE! DIE! DIE!

Holier than thou hypocrites.

Drunk psychotic idiots who drive when they are too drunk to walk home...do us a favour and have a frontal lobotomy.

Parents who live vicariously and compete with others through their kids..get a life and spare the child decades of therapy when they become adults.

People who think that I will be impressed that they have a car that they had to mortgage to finance??? PUH-LEEZE an expensive car is no longer a valid benchmark of affluence...who cares if you have more money than brains anyway?

Guys who parade around with their armcandy and treat their gals like crap as they oggle everyone else...ladies WHY WHY WHY??? Ditch that bugger, you look ridiculous for tolerating that sort of behavior and all that you accomplish is to encourage more of the same from other numbskulls.

People who mistreat animals and children..lowest of the low...euthanize them all.

People who are inconsiderate of the elderly..for gawdsake you ignorant pricks if it wasn't for their lifetime of hard work we woulndn't have any these progressive countries and freedoms.

I have to stop because I'm getting mad...

Lovely picture. I always knew that you had a BIG heart.

Nirek said...

Thats touching reply from Lisa! How are you feeling today?

Paul Champagne said...

Nothing bores me more than being at work when there is nothing to do.

Art said...

the pic is too good.. its so simple n sweeta

WithinWithout said...

Now, THAT is a fetching image of you...

The Phosgene Kid said...

Mrs. Phos and I are a kodak kind of moment, but I would love to see that halter top. Promise I won't point!!!

mommyof2 said...

nice one.. btw did you lose weight?

Keshi said...

Hi Ish it's always LOVELY to see u here. MWAHHHHHHHHH!

** know that the sanskrit meaning is "hair"

yep even the Sinhalese word KESH means Hair. :) ty sweetie! And look who's talking - another lady with gorgeous hair. I love ur hair Ish. It's thick and the the texture and color are beautifu1!

I'll come ard soon. I missed that blog so much! ty for writing there again. ***HUGS**


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hello Acid!

**looks like the dos and donts for a guy even looking at you square eyed

How d u mean? :)

Which tag? Gimme the link. tnxx!


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Amy I cried watching that movie :(


**theme song

yep its one of my favs too. Its too beautiful!

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Hello Priya :)


**KESHI- Kare en share..happy indeed.

Thats such a clever one..lol sooo cute. ty sweetie!


PRIYA - Pretty Romantic Intelligent Young n Affectionate

:)

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Samy heyy ty!

**so, iether u r in or out in my book.. no sitting on the fence!!

Good one. Its the same with me.


U dun wanna call me by any nics? lol no worries Sam. :):)


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hey Pankaj ty!

Glad to know u share similar thoughts on this topic :)


** Memory. Memory becomes your partner. You nurture it. You hold it. You dance with it....Life has to end....love doesn't..

Beautifully stated! And its so true. And memory is enough isnt it.


The theme song from Kal Ho Naa Ho is one of my fav songs. I get carried away with the music and the lyrics...sooo touching!


Mere ko thodi thodi Hindi bol sakte hu...lol!


**no i will comment in hindi only

Keshi loses all hope in talking to Pankaj again :(

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Bev I was thinking of u last nite too...I was in shock too..cos it's totally unexpected...I mean him being found dead. I really thought he'd be found alive.

:(

***HUGS***




Keshi.

Keshi said...

Wacko :)


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David hey Im glad someone knows wut I mean hehe.

ty!


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aww Ebezp ur lil pics for me is my fav part of this comment section. So very special and I love those 2 lil cuties...TY!


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HAHA Asha I knew u'd like #21! They all can eat our bras too LOL!


HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ!

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Niki nah all my shoes arent expensive ones...if they were wud I hv known how bad the cheap ones are? LOL!


**sexy genius keshi-chan

cmon every woman is SEXY :)

ty Niki Jolie Chan ;-)


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Helen THE pretty one, hows u?


**Keesh or Keshi-babee

awww how cute! I'd love to hear that in ur own American accent...must be very cool.

**People who only talk about their work or TV, come on! you have no other interests or curiosity?

LOL I know wut u mean. I hate it when ppl talk abt work at home or parties or picnics. I simply hate it. Work is for work..shouldnt mix business and pleasure. TV? urgggggggh!


**Or Board (bored?) meetings where all people do is talk about what should be done..

LOL @bored!


**Just plan it and do it!!!

I so agree! At meetings Im usually mentally asleep.


ty sweetie!


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Ash ty!



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Shionge aww Lisa's post made u cry? HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ!


**sweetie

thats a beautiful nic...I love it. And I love calling ppl swt hrt, seeetie, luv, darl, babeh etc etc :)


**Paris Hilton bores me to death

LOL thats what I put 'RIP status' at the top. I cant u'stand why major News channels give so much importance n priority to someone who's good for nothing n good AT nothing worthwhile for the world.

ty Shionge!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

Jeevan omg ty!

I'll be there soon :)

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ME am I? aww it's my pleasure then. WC here n ty too!


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Jenny I hv more than 21 but I stopped there LOL!

**Kute Kinky Keshi!

aww how sweet!

K squared is a nice one LOL!


U'd be Jenny the Vivacious babe.



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Grunty HUGGGGGGGGZ!

**For me it is know-it-alls and braggarts. I can't stand them.

I cant stand em either. It's like they r God material. I tel such ppl off.


**Oh, and people who are so super positive that you begin to get fatigued from it. It just isn't human to be always up like that.

OMG I so know wut u mean Grunty. I hate it when ppl say BE POSITIVE even when someone is on the death bed! I always say this:

Being negative is also a part of Life. We cant be human if we are never sad. Happiness and Sadness follow each other like shadow of each other. And if I feel sad Im gonna feel it...I cant pretend.


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Rick ty matey!

**.."sweetie"

aww how very sweet :)


I love that bouncing heart too..I saw it slideshow site and fell in love instantly hehe.


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ty HE n u hv a BIG heart too. A beautiful one :)


**Arseholes who chat, chew with their mouths open and slurp through the last part of their drink during a movie DIE! DIE! DIE!

LOL!


**Holier than thou hypocrites.

OMG u mean Mr and Mrs.God right?


**Drunk psychotic idiots who drive when they are too drunk to walk home...do us a favour and have a frontal lobotomy.

HAHAHA! I had to Google 'lobotomy' and I neraly died laughing after reading the meaning!


**Parents who live vicariously and compete with others through their kids..get a life and spare the child decades of therapy when they become adults.

I so agree!


**People who think that I will be impressed that they have a car that they had to mortgage to finance??? PUH-LEEZE an expensive car is no longer a valid benchmark of affluence...who cares if you have more money than brains anyway?

OMG I so know wut u mean here. These days anyone can buy a Ferrari (on LOAN that is), a Mansion (on LOAN again), BOOB surgery (on LOAN again) etc etc. U can hv everything but ur nothing if u dun hv SENSE.



**Guys who parade around with their armcandy and treat their gals like crap as they oggle everyone else...ladies WHY WHY WHY???

LOL i know. I hv ditched em long time ago :)


**People who mistreat animals and children..lowest of the low...euthanize them all.

So true. I hate ppl who r cruel to animals. ROFL @euthanize!



**People who are inconsiderate of the elderly..

Elderly ppl r so dear to my heart. If I see anyone disrespecting the elderly, soon they'd be VERY sorry I witnesssed it.


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Im feeling just like the lyrics of this Hindi song Nirek :) tnxx to all of u!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyy Paul!

**Nothing bores me more than being at work when there is nothing to do.


I agree..it makes the day seem longer.


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ty Art :) I liked it too.



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aww ty WW! Good to see u here :)


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heyya Phos!


**Mrs. Phos and I are a kodak kind of moment,

awww Im glad abt that but Im sure u 2 arent like that 24/7 rite? Some ppl I know r like that 24/7b but I know that in real they tear each other's hair LOL!


**but I would love to see that halter top. Promise I won't point!!!

:):) alrite some day soon.



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Mommy hey after a long time! MWAHHHHHHHHH!

Nah I didnt lose weight...I've actually put on some weight since that pic..that pic was taken few months ago...b4 my haircut :)


tnxx Mommy!



Keshi.

SaffronSaris said...

Lol!hahahahahaha

KAYLEE said...

HOW ARE U TODAY KESHI?

KAYLEE said...

SHE WONT GET OFF WORK i seriously dont know what too do its getting worse:(

radiohead said...

umm .. so was I supposed to chk my email accnt whn i get bck home (India).. :O

Keshi said...

Saffy lol!

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Kaylee if ur feeling really sick, ur mum has a good reason to leave work, doesnt she?

plz TC of urself sweetie.

And Im ok. tnxx n HUGGGGGGGGGZ!

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Anuj lol sorry mate...I will email u B4 u go home. I've been so busy at work too :(




Keshi.

KAYLEE said...

//Kaylee if ur feeling really sick, ur mum has a good reason to leave work, doesnt she?//

YEAH TRIED HER AN GOT NO ANSWER SHUD I TRY MY AUNT?

plz TC of urself sweetie.
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I will HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZ!

AmitL said...

Hi,Keshi..heh heh...some of the 21 things totally agree with my boredom list,especially going to a party of unknowns,cheap shoes,bullshitters,people who judge you by what you wear,where you live..:)In short, many materialistic things are a bore for me.Thanks for yet another idea for a post...am noting down,for future use,so that I can give credit where due.:)PS Drop me an email sometime:jollygood23atgmail)..would be grt to exchange such ideas.grin.

AmitL said...

Name for you comes in later comment.:)

AmitL said...

hey,u're online?the comment appeared so fast.

KAYLEE said...

and now I must so something for myself before 1.I faint or 2.Anuj yells at me again ;)

Keshi said...

aww ty Amit..Im rite here. How r u today? :)


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Kaylee good on ya!

**1.I faint or 2.Anuj yells at me again ;)


LOL!


Keshi.

KAYLEE said...

BUT can you faint sitting down?

UGHH I CANT GET AHOLD OF NOONE:(

KAYLEE said...

I AM GUNNA LOSE IT IF SOMEONE DOESNT ANSWER THERE PHONE SOON!

Margie said...

Hey Dancing PJ girl!
Did the dancing warm you up?
2C....oh, my that is cold!
BRRRRRRR!
And, we are having a heat wave, but it's lovely here tonight...we have the most wonderful cooling breeze...I love it
LOL...your momma thinks you are hyper! haha!
Keep on dancing!

You are too sweet!
Thanks for visiting again!
No, not forgotten!
It's so nice to have special people remember me....you are one of those dear people!

HUGGGGGGGGGGZ!

Margie:)

Commander Zaius said...

3. Kodak-perfect happy couples (stop pretending urggggh!)
Planet-sized AMEN on that one!

20. News channels that make Paris Hilton-likes the priority news...
Paris Hilton just baffles me, she is a true testament to the decline of Western Civilization.

My borezilla are people like one of my co-workers who has to constantly dominate whatever conversation might be going on. He even goes as far as rudely interrupting someone and changing the subject.

lee said...

keshi -you are a funny lady :). I can't handle those happy couples, either they make me SICK. But I can't really say that, because I used to be like that-haha. I can't think of anything else to add to your list -you have it all covered.Thanks for you visit to my blog while I was out of commission -you are a kind person.

david mcmahon said...

Hi Keshi,

Is hi-fibre cereal really that bad?!!!

I'm a cornflakes or muesli sort of parent ....

Cheers

David

Keshi said...

Kaylee I hope u reached someone??


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Margie MWAHHHHHHHHH!

yes Im hyper...I think over the limit too LOL!

Hv a beautiful nite!

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Beach-Bum ty!


**who has to constantly dominate whatever conversation might be going on. He even goes as far as rudely interrupting someone and changing the subject

LOL! Just tell him how u feel. I know it's hard to do it, but I hv gathered up alot of courage n told such ppl off. And now they dun do it. I hate it when ppl interrupt like that.

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Lee u were...not anymore. So ur SANE. LOL!

HUGGGGGGGGZ!

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G'day Dave!

**Is hi-fibre cereal really that bad?!!!

:) nah they r not bad at all. They just bore me. Im not a cereal person hehe.



Keshi.

Jeevan said...

That’s a cool picture! it mentions that ur heart beat’s for us :) I agree with ur points.

I get bored to lie down in afternoons whenever I was sick

Some irritating VJ in music channels

The day the electric shutdowns

Heading inside the house on Sunday evening…

Chronus Ess said...

//How d u mean? :)
Ever been to an Indian club? You'll know :D

//Which tag? Gimme the link
here it goes: http://seek-no-moksha.blogspot.com/2007/07/bliss-of-bein-sumit-sharma.html

Alok said...

Hey Kaylee .... glad to c u smiling and posting .....

i m good ...

besides other things .. i really get bored on jokes that r too intelligent for a small brain like mine .... (just happened today n i cant feel but yawn when everyone else is laughing)

Bombay Girl said...

Hmm lovely gesture from lisa no? Things that bore me?
An Unproductive day,
Boorish men,
Egocentric people,
People without a sense of adventure...
Soapy sagas on TV bla bla bla...

A name for you well well well...

Hey I call girls I like babygirl. You like?
Or homie?

Yo homie! :P

Princess said...

Hi kesh!

I think ur name itself is so sweet ;)

kesh - is what i prefer.
i get bored by TV which shows hundred thousand ads everyday with less content which are worth watching.. lol...

-Aiz.

Anonymous said...

LOL!! so very funny keshichan..
ewww im not sexy at all.
losing my sex drive these dayz

Design.by.Kina said...

Hey Girl:-)

I loved your 25 boredezilla list... and can't agree with ya more on most of those!!!! So, I'm going to come up with one of my own... hahaha, I'm BORED at work today (most days lol)!

Design.by.Kina said...

Yes... high fiber cereal IS THAT BAD!

And BTW my name for you is Keshilicious:-) Cuz you're so deliciously funny and adorable!

Brian in Oxford said...

Have you tried Colon Blow? It *was* the highest-fiber cereal on the market, until they came out with Super Colon Blow. You'd have to eat, like, two and a half MILLION bowls of *your* cereal to get the same amount of fiber as in one bowl of Super Colon Blow.

(If you're wondering, this was a fake ad from about 1990 here in the u.s.a.)

To be honest with you, if you're stuck not knowing anybody at a party, a list like this in mixed company would probably stir things up for the better :)

Preeti Shenoy said...

I hate pretence too.
And those matrimonial adverts --GRRR,UGGH and all the expletives.Makes my blood boil when i read some of them.

Keshi said...

Jeevan ty! All of us bloggers have beautiful BEATING hearts :)


**Some irritating VJ in music channels

LOL!


**The day the electric shutdowns

No internet then ha :)


tnxx Jeevan!

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Acid I'll check that link out...tnxx!


**Ever been to an Indian club? You'll know

There's a Punjabi nightclub in Newtown here in Sydney. Everyone keeps saying lets go lets go...but we still havent made it..when I go there, I'll write a post on it LOL!


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Alok hey!

**Hey Kaylee .... glad to c u smiling and posting .....

LOL Im KESHI. I know Kaylee and Keshi sound the same :):)


**too intelligent

OMG I sooo know that kinda jokes. Some ppl crack em and it takes me like 3 days to u'stand em hahaha! So if u ever wanna share an over-intelligent joke with me on Sat, cud u really tell it on Wed please? :):)

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Hey Shrew tnxx!

Lisa's post was soo beautiful. everyone who's lost a parent can relate to it with tears and memories.


**People without a sense of adventure...

I so know this kind of ppl! OMG they r such a turn-off. They walk ard like the whole planet is on their shoulders! I feel like pushing them off a cliff LOL!


**Soaps

Bold n the beautiful tops the list! OMG how many times was Taylor reborn? And how many times did Brooke get married and to how many in her own family? I think she even married her granpa!


**babygirl

is sooo cute! :) btw I luuurve Babygirl perfume by YSL.

ty sweetie!

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Aishh MWAHHHHHHHH n ty!

** get bored by TV which shows hundred thousand ads everyday with less content which are worth watching

I know! D u know I MUTE my TV on ad breaks and thats like 24/7 LOL!


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Niki heyy!

**losing my sex drive these dayz

then why dun u 'find' it again? LOL!


***HUGS***

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Javagirl I gotta check ur list out then. :)

**Keshilicious

awww thats what Amy calls me too. Im no Beyonce but its sweet LOL!


I'd call u Caffelicious...rich in character n taste and super sexy! ;-)


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LOL Brian u r funny!


**if you're stuck not knowing anybody at a party, a list like this in mixed company would probably stir things up for the better

heyy that a neat idea :)


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lolz PS!

Those ads drive me up the wall...we read em to laugh :):) Good comedy ha.




Keshi.

Arm Pitt said...

"With a small additional fee"? You should do that as a social service! You could go one step further and buy a flight ticket too!

Keshi said...

Mr.Brad Pitt flight ticket to where? LOL!

Keshi.

Unknown said...

Hehehehe.... uumm i'd put in kids, relatives in the bore me to RIP status.

Oh the wannabe kids who have no clue what drink they are having only to end up getting sloshed..

ahh well, loads more i'll suffice with the ones mentioned for now.

And who is HE???

Alok said...

i m sorry for that goof up ... sorry ....

Arm Pitt said...

to wherever you live :)

Vest said...

Everything you write is beautiful.

The Heart on your chesticles reminds me of the Sophia Loren - Peters Sellers Song "Oh Doctor I'm in Trouble". "Oh Goodness Gracious Me"
My heart goes boomtity boomtity boomtity boom -oh" "Goodness gracious me".etc.

Vest said...

Everything you write is beautiful.

The Heart on your chesticles reminds me of the Sophia Loren - Peters Sellers Song "Oh Doctor I'm in Trouble". "Oh Goodness Gracious Me"
My heart goes boomtity boomtity boomtity boom -oh" "Goodness gracious me".etc.

Keshi said...

hey J!

HE is Homo_Escapeon...a friend :)

**uumm i'd put in kids, relatives in the bore me to RIP status

o cmon J dun tell me u dun like kids? then u wont like me LOL!


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Alok hey no probs at all :)



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awww Mr.Brad Pitt :):)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Vesty u r too cute!

ty n HUGGGGGGGGGGZ!

Keshi.