Monday, January 12

misMatch Point

Here I am...after a long Xmas break, back at work today, a little sleepy yet alert, in my new black dress, not remembering how to work and all, but totally remembering how to blog ;-). jeeez it's so hard to get back to work-mode after a long sabbatical. Someone get me outta here, I wanna go home!:( Oh well, life is like that...we put ourselves through things we don't really wanna do, just cos it's the society's norm. I find humans pathetically pattern-oriented...we study, go to Uni, work, get married, have babies etc etc cos we are tied to following a pattern. Some of us want to do these things just cos they are our dreams, but most of us just follow a pattern...just cos that's what everyone else does! It's a bit sad, really.


Anyways, I did promise you that I'll come back with lots of holiday gos and pics, didn't I? Well I just didn't have enough time to upload the pics yet so I will do that as soon as I get some time ok. Today, I'll just tell you about something that happened with an aunt during the holiday season...a small story out of the many bizzare things that happened during my break. Trust me, it was like a horror movie! So here it goes.


It was a beautiful Summer's day and I had to attend a family Xmas party. So I dressed up, took the pressies and drove to my cousin's place. There I meet this old lady...apparently she's a friend of my aunt. That was the first time I met her *and hopefully the last! later on you'll know why I said that*. Now, she immediately gives me alot of attention, just cos she heard those 3 words about me - Keshi is single *yawns*. Now here's the traumatic, rehab-requiring conversation that took place between us. Lets just call her Aunty B.


Aunty B: So you're not married yet?

*Keshi wonders what's wrong with this woman...going straight to Marriage...what's next, why arent you pregnant yet!*

Keshi: uhh no *dons a very fake smile*


Aunty B: Girl are you mad???!!!

*I suddenly look around to see if there's any mental patients behind me but I soon realised that she was addressing me*


Keshi: Sorry Aunty B what do you mean? *in real I wanted to say 'WTF leave me alone!'*


Aunty B: A girl can't stay unmarried...you will be old one day and regret that you never got married...come, I'll find you a good boy!


*At this point Keshi regrets being at this stupid party...at the same time she wonders if Aunty B runs a Eligible Men Store...cos it sounds like she can quickly get me a 'good' boy just like that ha!*


Keshi: *smiles* I'm quite happy being single at the moment Aunty B...
*in real I wanted to ask her why she's trying to ruin my happiness and if she wanted a free one-way trip (all expenses paid) to Siberia!*


Aunty B: I'll give you my email and you send me your photo and Bio-data...


*As soon as I heard that last word I wanted to puke grossly right infront of her! The glass of wine I was holding nearly got crushed between my fingers in sheer horror. Bio-data? Am I applying for a job here? Perhaps a 'position' at her Men Store? A Kama Sutra position maybe! Whoever uses a Bio-data for Marriage!!! Is she suffering from some strange Employment-related disorder? Why do I always have to go through this kinda crap, God help me!*


Keshi: Aunty B, uhh why do you need my CV?
*pretends to smile incase Aunty B notices how much Trauma she has just put me through with that demented Bio-data statement of her's! what does she want to see? how 'experienced' I am in Marriage or where I 'worked' before, as a Marriage counselor perhaps?? btw I do have dreams of becoming the resident shrink for my largely Marriage-oriented family!*


Aunty B: Then only we can match you up with a nice Sri Lankan boy.....


*NICE my ass! And why only Sri Lankan? At this point I wanted to get out of this place..break a window if I had to but there was no way out...I was dying a million deaths inside looking at her and wanting to be a million miles away from the very thing I'm looking at. I'm not part of a lost pattern to be matched and paired up with...is this woman delusional or what! this is so not my kinda conversation and I so wanted to tell her that, but couldn't...just cos I was brought up to be polite!*


Keshi: Hey Aunty B, my mobile is buzzing...I will catch up with you soon ok...
*mauled yet alive, I escaped the jaws of a giant matrimonial Shark that will never be in sync with a human like me. Thanks to Cell Phone God!*


Aunty B looked confused and sad that I was leaving and continued to stare at me as I walked out to the balcony with my cell pretending to answer it with no one on the other side! No one. Sounds good for a girl like me.



Current Music: Love Story by Andy Williams

147 Cranium Signets:

Sig said...

Another year...another stupid remark hey??

What happened to using all those one-liners you thought up of when people ask you this??

A woman's life doesn't have to be complete when they get married!! Arrgh!

Southpaw unplugged said...

This is still bearable, i m sure u still havent been put on dates forcibly...:)The horror is when u gotta date a girl forcibly whom u hv never seen before, talked or known a bit and then on the date u hear, Oh i like u so much, i always dreamt of a man like u...bla bla bla....And i used to wonder within myself WTF! Sweety! dont judge this book with its cover, u r really doing a big fuckin' mistake!

Nikhil Menon said...

Hehe..

*Matrimonial shark--dead rite..der are lotsa ppl arnd hu make life miserable by putting u in a spot wid stuff like marrige and lots more..Cool that it struck u to pretend tht ur fone was buzzing,else it cuda been worse i ges..

I can't WAIT for the pics~!!

take care..

Nikhil

Margie said...

Cell phone....to the rescue!
Glad for you, Keshi!

Hang in at work!
Tough to be back when you have been on a long break.

HUGS!

Margie

Veni said...

Typical old ladies....always poking their noses into someone's personal life : )

AmitL said...

ROFL--Keshi,that's one worried Aunty,for sure!!I'm surprised she didn't ask you your date and time of birth right there and then,and go off to get a horoscope made.:)
---
But,seriously,I just avoid such people(Even though I'm out of 'harm's way'.LOL)..they feel it's their duty to ensure that every eligible single gets hitched up with another,and,only when a match is made,they feel that they've done their good deed for the day!Like boy scouts do!!:)Hats off to you for the mobile buzzing excuse.*notes down for future use with pesky people*.
---
And,btw,I have a complaint-u copy paste part of a comment,put it between stars,and then reply.Right?Now, I tried picking up a line I liked(LOL-it's not a pick-up line,though!!)which was*but remembering totally how to blog;)*, coz I felt too lazy to type it out..And,what happens?I get a message'Ah Ah didn't your Momma teach you not to steal?'.....ROFL..That gave me the laugh of the day,so it negates the complaint I began this paragraph with..TC!!:)

Amit

Devika Jyothi said...

Interesting read Keshi..

I am a Keshi turned Aunt, though a slightly different one from the one here...

I would say, there is a boy for every girl on earth...its just a matter of finding them..not through biodata...

let eyes meet each other, smile and start telling stories :)

wishes,
devika

anits said...

hi keshi..good escape..ha ha.. tis scenario always happen..it happens to me as well..n i always think of a way to escape..arghhhh...
anyway keshi..cool yah?!

love
anits

Suresh Kumar said...

Even unmarried boys are also subject to such tortures.

I was pointed out to my friends' orkut profile which started from single went to committed and then to married and now he has opened one in his child's name.

And I have a relative who says that my horoscope says that 'I wud be indifferent to my wife'. And he says it whenever I visit him. Like in tamil they say, 'Torture Thang Mudiyaad Machcha'

Ratzzz said...

ha haha... eh tu!!! i go thru it every time i reach home... a mob waits there to get me started on these processes

on bio-data.. i flared up so much the first time i heard someone asking for my bio-data for matrimonial purposes sounded crappy... wat happ to d girl sees boy, they talk, like each other and get married routine..

am i so obsolete???

ha ha ha.. but on a lighter vein.. "no life without Wife".. he he he

Karthik Murali said...

I wonder which of these pics, u have posted in ur blog , u gonna send it to ur aunt's friend.. lol.........

send her some really controversial pic , and fudge ur cv to something drastic and mail her.

she'll stay away from u for good..and that will send a rippling rumour abt u in the party circle , that no "aunt" or anyone of that age would dare approach u..hahahah :)

Hemanth Potluri said...

** Keshi is single *yawns*

:P...

***Keshi wonders what's wrong with this woman...going straight to Marriage...what's next, why arent you pregnant yet!*

omg :(...hemz faints :(...

**A girl can't stay unmarried...you will be old one day and regret that you never got married...come, I'll find you a good boy!

ooh ur aunt knows that the boys are good or bad...:P..

**I'll give you my email and you send me your photo and Bio-data...

could u pls give the email id to me :P...

**Am I applying for a job here? Perhaps a 'position' at her Men Store? A Kama Sutra position maybe

eekks i faint again :P....

**Then only we can match you up with a nice Sri Lankan boy.....

only srilankans good :P....


**Thanks to Cell Phone God!

i to was saved loads of time :P...

gud mornin sweets...hoz the sunshine...the sunshine is very bad my side :(..

urs..hemu..

Jay said...

My grandmother gave up asking me when I was going to get married. She used nag .. uh .. ask me about it all that time. LOL ;-)

♥ÐÅyÐяєÅмє®♥ said...

oh my goodness....biodata for the kamasutra position....

lol
u r dangerous....u literally smashed her out :D


though in a way I second with ur aunt in one thing..that one day wen u will get old..u will regret not marrying ... it is too hard to live alone wen u r old and incappabel and money can't buy the happiness of companionship...so..start searching for a good boy and be a lil relaxed on the criteria for selection..marriage is about working out the relationship not getting a perfect relationship...coz if ur not working on ur marraige u will soon get bored of it :)

Hemanth Potluri said...

kesh sweets sent a mail see it :)...

urs..hemu..

Chakoli said...

Nopes dear..
infact people are now not following any pattern... I mean they think and then do what people like.... :D :D.... pattern is changing :DDD


ohhhh so another remark from aunty aunty aunty!!!

hahahhahahahaha :D

Hemanth Potluri said...

one small doubt send ur aunt this post link....and hope next time...she wont poke u with questions :P...heheh..

urs..hemu..

Anonymous said...

marriage woes... haha.. it happens.. and that aunty has a hot son?

kesh do upload the travel pics soon.. and the black office attire... my fav color

Globescoper said...

Hi Keshi

Just came by to say hi.

I'll read this post later.

My little mishap damaged some dental work. So, I had to have it replaced.

All is well now. Even my brain has stopped rattling. :)

Bev

!Teq-uila Del Zapata said...

Funny, or rather darkly comical.
All those marriage maniacs sux.
Its even difficult for a guy like me to escape all this mundane feel food marriage bliss, I can imagine, how difficult it would be for a gal.
But couple of times, i end up talking pure unadulterated bullshit to people who are worrying me.
Few tips, if someone asks such nasty questions:
1. I want to do gandharv vivah, elope and get married in woods.
2. I want to change my religion and get married to some tribes man in a homicidal matrimonial ceremony, everything is ready we just need permission from the govt to carry out the procession.
3. I am doing research on superior human beings, as soon as i find out the genetically superior partner to have superior progeny, I will marry.
4. I want to marry Axl rose, aww how cute he is(this works for chics only, i would have used Heidi clum as an example.)

deepsat said...

ha ha!! they will never stop haunting you!! :-))

here's what i say at times to my haunters:
XYZ: You are still not married?
Me: Who told u that? Got married long ago. Have few kids also now. Didn't you get the invite? Oh! too bad you missed it!!

Trust me, it works like a magic!! No more questions ever from that person!!

;-))))))

La vida Loca said...

tsk tsk ..when will the single women/women who have no kids yet ever get it? Their life is incomplete w/out a man and a male child and a female child too just fyi

Hiren said...

lol .... that was hilarious ...

but there sure is a difference between a biodata and a CV :) :)

hv a gd day !

Arv said...

My weekend had similar conversations... lol... I wish my next holiday at home is better...

you take care da... cheers...

Benaam Badnaam said...

ha ha ha...suffer suffer my dear...its the fate of us single ppl at the hands of our settling relatives...

i'm thinking of making my bio data one of these days...author of multiple blogs...including kinky erotic ones :P

Lucifer said...

ouch!!! interestin start to d yr...

btw totally agree wid dat why only sri lankan boy thing...thr r lotsa eligible indian men on blogsville ;)

lol...kiddin...u tk cr n good to c u back :)

Trinaa said...

gaaaaaaawd!! jobless aunts!!

DreamCatcher said...

ha ha hahah.. I'm also going thru the same phase of Life, I don't know why people don't let live the way we want, i think it's better to remain single rather than marry someone without knowing him and that too only by seeing Bio-data and photos.. ;)
by the way where is your Bio-data?? ;)

Tarun said...

So did she manage to send some handsome hunk ur way?
I know u would be eager to meet em.

ROFL.

*read the comment twice for typos*

Akshat said...

Pooooooooor you.....my heart goes out for you..:P

I know it must be horrible then but it is hilarious now!!!

You trying to be a shrink for your family.....same here but for other reasons!!!....

Cool blog....

Take care

Rahul said...

just who do they think they are....poking their noses in everyone's personal affair, leave alone to think of taking their consent x-)

Cяystal said...

Kesh kesh..its actually that marriage is a part of your life..an important one.Why..wouldn't you want to share yourself with someone..??..go deep into his love...and feel what life really is? :)
If you remain single forever, you'll always have a puzzle with one piece missing..but Aunty B was irritatng..she can't be like "we'll get you a good boy" as if they're all available for an auction..:D..
But girlie..try searching for a better half..I know you'll get a great one!

DewdropDream said...

Again?! Do what I do... just say you're not thinking about it for at least another six months. Works like magic!

Or, if you're really intent on getting rid of nosy match-making aunties... create an outrageous bio-data and have fun watchng them squirm :D

On the other hand, it might be interesting to go through this exercise just to figure what trends there are in the marriage market currently.

Anonymous said...

Wow Keshi, I thought only guys give you attention ;) but now this Aunty B??? he he...

Anyways, why don't you play along and check out the guys in her store??? he he

Take care girl, there seem to be a lot more ppl out there to snatch away your freedom :)

gypsy said...

ah Keshi, thats why they made the cellphones...

they always are a gud excuse ;P

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crasiezt said...

I think the old lady just lost her marbles somewhere..cut her some slack for that won't you babe:P

Man such people piss me off so bad..I have no words to describe that feeling!! And you know the worst part..there are so many of them out there that you are bound to get into a similar discussion some time soon:-( Good luck Keshi!!

KP said...

hey...welcome back:).

Interesting conversation, apparently aunt forgot we live in 21st century:).

by reading this post, i remembered someone i knew went thru same situation. surprisingly she bought into it believe it or not she is happily married with dude:). by no means i am telling u to do this:). i thot i would share it with ya:).

do you really need to look for guy? when I am here:)?...just kiddin!!!

have good one:).

Think Tank said...

Lol keshi ..gud u r not in india ..they'd prolly truss u up and marry u off ha ha

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

"A girl can't stay unmarried...you will be old one day and regret that you never got married...come, I'll find you a good boy!"

hehehhehehhe , even though it might seem funny to us , it mustve been mind wracking for u .

tell your aunty to read your blog :)

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

"A girl can't stay unmarried...you will be old one day and regret that you never got married...come, I'll find you a good boy!"

hehehhehehhe , even though it might seem funny to us , it mustve been mind wracking for u .

tell your aunty to read your blog :)

Idle Wild said...

shit. i'm so dreading the time this'll start happening to me :-/ i'll probably tell these 'aunties' that if they like marriage so much, they should get married again

Talking To My Soul said...

Empathy is the greatest quality for any human being to possess. I have it, Kesh. And Aunt B missed it when God was distributing virtues. Sad!

Why am I saying all this?

Ah! Welcome to the club of Single & Suffering, thanks to Aunt B and her like. They are everywhere, I tell you.

Jokes apart, Kesh, I believe you're good enough to handle such people. So why worry about them at all and lose peace? Chill and laugh at what happened.


*smilez*

starry said...

Some people are still living in the old school of thought where one thinks a girl can be happy only if she is married.It it is not true anymore, you can live a very happy and successful life even if you are single, does not mean you should remain one because I personally think there is someone really nice out there for you.May be she is a part time marriage broker.with todays bad economy she is crashing christmas parties.

talldarkman said...

drrraaaaat....this attempt too failed :(( (the last time it was tried was when keshi was a small girl <<<<<< you will appreciate this sentence if you have seen Terminator 2 :P)

I should have briefed Aunty B a lil bit more. And I MUST remember to remind her...that tdm is NOT Sri Lankan.

;)@keshi

talldarkman

Globescoper said...

Hi Keshi

First, my little mishap on the slopes of hell cracked a front tooth which I cracked before while skiing. The dental surgeon managed to fix the tooth again. The tooth looks fine.

I also rattled my brain which was likely good for me. There’s nothing like a good brain rattle to get the old thought process in motion.

I still hear bells ringing in my head—oh, that’s the fire alarm sounding.

If you want to stop your aunt in her tracks, tell her you only want a man who has a penis ring.

Bev 

Keshi said...

Silvara yes, another year and another stone-age remark lol!


**What happened to using all those one-liners you thought up of when people ask you this??


I cudnt use em on this woman cos she's NEW to me. If it was one of my own aunts I'd hv told em that w.o. thinking twice :)


**A woman's life doesn't have to be complete when they get married

Trust me that sad mentality is never gonna change in Lankans n Desis!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Southy!

**The horror is when u gotta date a girl forcibly whom u hv never seen before

OMG that wont work with me at all. Someone tried to do it to me when I was much younger...and I took one look at the guy and knew this was all a big fat joke and I told him Im so not int marriage lol!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Nikhil hey :) tnxx!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey ty Margie!

Yes cell phones can be so VERY useful sometimes lol!

*HUGZ*

Keshi.

talldarkman said...

hey keshi...the song is very beautiful. Great choice. :)

Goes quite well with the theme of the post, i must say. :P

talldarkman

Keshi said...

I agree Veni..its like these aunties hv nothing else to do. :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Amit!

**horoscope

she did! I told her I dun believe in horoscopes. LOL!



**boy scouts

haha! so true.


So ur mum didnt teach u how not to steal Amit? ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey ty Devika!


**I would say, there is a boy for every girl on earth

then how come so many ppl die single? :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Anits Im running out of escape routes lol!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hahaha Suresh thats so familiar with Desis!


**'Torture Thang Mudiyaad Machcha'

ROFL!


So when r ya getting married Suresh? ;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Rat I was shocked too...at the word BIO-DATA! For a moment I was wondering if I was at some Interview!


**am i so obsolete???

ur not obsolete...just that some people out there are! LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Heyyy Karthik wait n see wut Im gonna do soon! :):)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Hemz why d faint so much? r u ok? LOL!

Why d u need to send ur bio-data to that Aunty...she'll stalk u man!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Jay thats so typical of oldies...I mean NAGGING lol!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Bro why r u being such an UNCLE now? LOL!


**... it is too hard to live alone wen u r old and incappabel and money can't buy the happiness of companionship


true, but is having a partner mandatory for being Happy in life?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Got it Hemz tnxx!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Chakoli tnxx!

I see alot of ppl still following a pattern...but like u said, the trend maybe changing.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Hemz d u think Aunty B will change after reading this? LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Chriz!

**and that aunty has a hot son?

I doubt it..cos if she did, she'd hv proposed to me straight away, even w.o. asking her son!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Bev hey TC hun HUGGGGGGGGGZ!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Anuz tnxx!

I really wanted to tell her some of the great one-liners u gave me in my last post..but this lady is new to me so I wasnt very comfy in making her feel dumb lol!


**1. I want to do gandharv vivah, elope and get married in woods.

hahaha!


**2. I want to change my religion and get married to some tribes man in a homicidal matrimonial ceremony, everything is ready we just need permission from the govt to carry out the procession.

LOL good one! I think she'll faint when she hears this one.




**3. I am doing research on superior human beings, as soon as i find out the genetically superior partner to have superior progeny, I will marry.

hahahahaha! This one suits me alot :)



**4. I want to marry Axl rose, aww how cute he is(this works for chics only, i would have used Heidi clum as an example.)

awww I really do wanna marry Axl!! ;-)


Anuz hv u ever said any of these to an aunt/uncle?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Deepz u really said that to someone? WOW ur brave! :):)

tnxx!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

HAHAHAHAHA Lavida good one!

Talk abt 'mentalities' that is the hardest to change!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Hiren the difference wud be I'd give her my blood sample in my Bio-data lol!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Arv u too? aww u poor thing. :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Mystique with KINK splashed all over in ur bio-data u'll never get the approval from a Desi family ok lol!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Mayz!

**r lotsa eligible indian men on blogsville

really? where r they? direct me to em wont ya? ;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Trinaa hey JOBLESS is the word!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Dream_Catcher u too? lol Im sorry.


**i think it's better to remain single rather than marry someone without knowing him...

I agree totally!


**by the way where is your Bio-data??

Its in my BLOOD. u want a blood test result? lol!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Tarun Im sure she wont be able to send a hunk my way...cos it looks like the kind of men she'd know r the men who APPLY for a CARE-TAKER for them!


btw why r u so paranoid abt typos? lol!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Hey Akshat WC n ty! :)


**You trying to be a shrink for your family.....same here but for other reasons

lol and wut might be that reason?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

tnxx Rahul!

yeah...it seems that they hv taken my life into their hands and made it their responsibility to get me married!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Crystal!


**its actually that marriage is a part of your life..an important one.

WOW really? I didnt know that Marriage is an IMP part of life :)



**Why..wouldn't you want to share yourself with someone..??..go deep into his love...and feel what life really is?

been there, done that. but u dun hv to be MARRIED to know LOVE.



**If you remain single forever, you'll always have a puzzle with one piece missing

I dun think so. Humans r born alone and die alone. All that happens in between is just to PASS TIME :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Dewdrop tnxx hun!


**just say you're not thinking about it for at least another six months

I'd say 6yrs lol!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehe Rakesh tnxx!

nah I dun wanna even hv a peek in her MEN database lol! cos I can imagine wut kinda guys wud create a Bio-data to find a partner!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

aha Gypsy ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Crystal tnxx hun awww...will check it out soon ok. HUGS!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Crasiezt hows u? :)


**there are so many of them out there that you are bound to get into a similar discussion some time soon

omg thats so true! cos mentalities dun change that easily, sadly.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha KP I know ur there, thats why I rejected her proposal ;-)


**apparently aunt forgot we live in 21st century

apparently this is wut alot of Desis do these days to find a suitable partner. its more like a business deal to me!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

TT if I was in India, by this time I'd hv killed a couple of aunts. lol!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Truthful I dun even hv to tell Aunty B to read my blog..cos she read my face and it wasnt very nice at that time lol!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Dropper hey WC n ty!

yeah I felt like asking that from her too..whether she wants to re-marry a toy boy or something lol!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

lol Soul tnxx!

nah I aint angry...Im laffing here! :):)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww ty Starry HUGS!

Im actually not FOR or AGAINST Marriage...Im just happy being single at the moment. Wutever I hv in store for me will happen as it should :) Thats what I believe.



**May be she is a part time marriage broker.with todays bad economy she is crashing christmas parties

LOL good one Starry! Maybe she is!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha TDM I know ur Indian! Aunty B can go to hell ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Bev I really hope ur ok. HUGS!

lol @Brain rattle!

I think I need one too! So much of dust in there lol!


**If you want to stop your aunt in her tracks, tell her you only want a man who has a penis ring.

HAHAHA! If I said that to her, she'd pass out and my cuz wud blame me for killing someone at her party!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

TDM I love this song...but with this post it sounds so funny..lol thats why I chose it for this post :)

tnxx!


Keshi.

Shionge said...

Same question single dreads during our CNY period ;(

I think Aunty B is bore ;)

Southpaw unplugged said...

I hv been put on such dates many times, its so boring when u dont want to do it....

deepsat said...

yes i have a couple of annoying aunts too. so one of them got this! till date she's never asked me again!! ;-)))))

Hemanth Potluri said...

@keshi

sweets gud mornin..got ur aunts email .:P..i thought it to be diffrent..does she know and cute srilankan gals :P..

urs..hemu..

Keshi said...

haha Shionge she was a bore indeed!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

I agree Southy hehe...

Keshi.

Keshi said...

lol Deepz!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Hemz I thought u were looking for a nice 'Indian' girl? ;-)

Keshi.

Southpaw unplugged said...

I was just going thru the recent posts and the comments and saw the somalian baak in action eh...:P

Hemanth Potluri said...

**Hemz I thought u were looking for a nice 'Indian' girl?

i am just looking for a gal who can love me more..i dont really care abt the country :P.well ur aunt knows only good gals/boys of srilanka naaa...so i asked it :P..

urs..hemu..

!Teq-uila Del Zapata said...

my dad sometimes poke me for all this, but i give him plain stiff answers on those issues.
once some aunt asked abt marriage, i told her i had two kids.
mostly I use my sister as an excuse.(Pehle uski shadi karao!) but guess what I am pretty nasty at making statements, I can say such things.
The people who bother me much with marriage are newly married friends, but I bash them left and right, they stand no chance against me and their wives are too polite to offend me.

Deepti said...

I know exactly how this feels :( been there gone through it a number of times ... best way to deal with such people ... ignore :D

Lucifer said...

ouch!!!! :P

Hemanth Potluri said...

sweets posted something have a look wen time permits :)..

urs..hemu..

Anonymous said...

he he, what kind of guys make the database? I think the good boys who wear pleated trousers, comb their hair straight and come back home straight from work... Don't these sound interesting??? The Suri types (Rab Ne)

And now, I can completely understand the camera posing job offer that you got... Obviously you scorch my laptop screen ;)

Keshi said...

HAHAHAHA Southy that word makes me laugh so much!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Hello Hemz :)

**i am just looking for a gal who can love me more

MORE than wut?

Keshi.

Keshi said...

LOL Anuz good on ya!

I wish I cud be like ya...but now I just keep silent! cos sometimes its best to keep silent than trying to answer morons haha!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Deepti u too!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Mayz lol I was testing ya hahahaha!

*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

will do soon Hemz, tnxx!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Rakesh!

**I think the good boys who wear pleated trousers, comb their hair straight and come back home straight from work

LOL ur spot on! I dun want a man like that...I like bad boys ;-)


So r ya offering me a job?


Keshi.

Hemanth Potluri said...

***

**i am just looking for a gal who can love me more

MORE than wut?


more then me :P...hehe...who loves me more then me


urs..hemu..

Keshi said...

There's no such person Hemz...only u can love ur self the best :) Trust me!

Keshi.

Kelvy said...

hehehehhehehhe...belive me i read this and i loved it...hav gone through all this and much more...and now after gettin married goin through all the more coz now they ask me dint u find anyone better....did we tell u to find this guy and my aunt asked me - u should hav loved(gone out)with more guys if this is the way u wanted it and should hav given us the chance to choose from ur list of boyfriends.... hummmm

Dalicia said...

another one of those...don't u get fed up of it. was it so big deal about getting a man? :P heard of divorce?

AmitL said...

LOL-Keshi,I was simply copying your style.:)So,the point is, let the momma comment be on the comments section as well..ROFL.:)

Anonymous said...

Wow, I'd love to... ;) As of now, I can only sing - "You're beautiful" by James Blunt - remember the last lines... I don't know what to do... :)

Take care

Tarun said...

I m paranoid coz it makes feel stupid.

Kartz said...

*guffaws*

Some people never change, do they? LOL @ matrimonial shark! :D

Hope, otherwise, you had a funtoo week. :)

Peace.

Rià said...

gosh!!thts the height being nosy! U knw sometimes i feel that,there r such ppl only to make us realise tht they dint hav the kind of freedom to make choices...hence they cant stand ppl like us who want to make informed choices and not just rush into things. Things hav a significance in life, marriage is not something which one can do by waking on one fine day!Its sad tht some ppl jus get married for the heck of it....not bcoz they want a companion, not bcoz they love the person....none of it!and strangely as it may seem to them, it doesn't make sense to me at least!!

Unknown said...

that was best ecae you had baby..:)
well yeah i got a proposal for aboy..and it looked lott like cv..
number of companys worked.on presnt desgination..schooling..
and future plans...
i dint send a cv in return but had to send a pic..
since there was no cv..attached..it was rejected..his profile siad that he is PM..so you see:)

Satish Bolla said...

keshi, this is something offbeat from you n i loved every single line of it(even though u had a tough time there). hope my next vacation doesn't turn out to b a similar one.

Aneesh said...

Marriage fever?
Now you gotta ring an alarm bell inside whenever you see an aunty or uncle and run like hell
:P

Arunima said...

Ohh that was an interesting conversation + ur expert comments made it more humorous.

BTW I am wondering y did Aunt B emphasized on a Sri Lankan boy...
If u can guess the answer do tell me.

P.S @Keshi, such kinda aunts r easy 2 find bt i jst wonder at vat age they marry off their kids.

Keshi said...

hey Enigma!

** now they ask me dint u find anyone better..

OMG thats so rude of her! did she really say that?

Wuts wrong with big fat desi aunts lol!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Dal yes I've hear of bitter Divorces, ugly Separations, fake r'ships etc etc. Just that Aunty B seems to live a fantasy world.

girl Im fed up alright!

:)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hahahaha Amit ok!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww ty Rakesh!

I love that song by Blunty boy :)


** I don't know what to do

u dun hv to do anything haha!

*HUGZ* ur sweet!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Tarun u hv no idea how many typos there r in my comments all over blogville! cos Im always in a hurry and I hv abt 100 blogs to read per day so my typos-filled comments may make me look like Im an illiterate fool lol!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehehe ty Kartz!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey ty Ria!

**they dint hav the kind of freedom to make choices...hence they cant stand ppl like us who want to make informed choices and not just rush into things

spot on! thats what it is.


Marriage is kinda becoming obsolete...Im not for or against it. But I believe that LOVE isnt Marriage-dependent :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

HAHAHAHA Crazy r ya serious???


**number of companys worked.on presnt desgination..schooling..
and future plans...

he must be looking for a female MANAGER of his life?



**i dint send a cv in return but had to send a pic..
since there was no cv..attached..it was rejected..his profile siad that he is PM

LOL OMG some ppl r nuts!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Satish lol Im sure u'll go thru this too...all of us who come from Desi families r destined to be tortured this way!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Aneesh that alarm bell is dead now...cos I used it a million times!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Arunima :)


**BTW I am wondering y did Aunt B emphasized on a Sri Lankan boy...

Cos Im Sri Lankan na hehehe...so she must think that I should only get married to a Sri Lankan boy. Im quite fed of that 'patriotic' mentality! mebbe she thinks that I'd be doing my country a great 'service' if I get married to a SL boy lol!


If she had a daughter, I really pity that girl!


Keshi.

Anil Sawan said...

omg hw did i miss this post?? :(

pretty new black dress huh?? some one came back to work in style :P

pattern, yes i agree.. but dnt u see unique kinda patterns everywhere?? :P

waaaaa.. seems like you met some very interestin person in the paarty :P i luvd your notes more than the conversation :P

Keshi said...

Sawan hey ur a unique pattern alright! :)

tnxx!

Keshi.

Anil Sawan said...

lol, happy tht u said tht :P lv u :P

Keshi said...

hehehe Sawan ;-)

Keshi.

Sameera Ansari said...

That was fun to read!But deep down,she is concerned.And the Bio thing does happen even today you know.But yes,marriage is not the last resort or a destination.It's just a turning point,not the end! :)

Unknown said...

hehe now i can see why the biodata was like that..


ha ha ha n yes no one does sound right.. :)

Keshi said...

I agree Sameera! Alot of SL and Desi ppl seem to think that Marriage is the ULTIMATE happiness!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

lol Ani!

Keshi.