The SEXth Sense

Imagine having no clue about sex and that you are about to experience your first sexual encounter. That would be really tough ha? Here are some funnies (well some pretty bad ones) from Keshi's imagination.

The girl asks the boy to take off his clothes. And he says 'Ok darl I will be back in 2mins' and he goes to the bathroom to take em off. (She books him in for a Cranium re-fill)

Girl moves slowly towards the guy to kiss him and he moves away from her. She asks why to which he says 'Kind of nervous to ask you this but are you ready for kids'. (She looks around for a gun)

Guy tries to unbutton girl's shirt and she goes 'What the hell are you doing cos my momma always told me to unbutton my shirt myself, so keep off Mr.Whoeva-u-r!'. (He wishes for a sudden death)

Girl awaits half-naked for the guy to approach her and give her a kiss. Lo and behold he's reading Readers' Digest. (Ladies, now is he needed in this world at all?)

Girl and guy sits on the bed wanting something to happen but nothing happens. The girl says 'Kiss me creep'...and he says 'You called me a creep, I'm telling on you'. (o that Kindy charm!)

Girl slowly runs her fingers on the guy's back and he starts running around the room saying how ticklish he is and laughing like a maniac. (She dials the Mortuary)

Guy touches girl's waist and she faints in shock. (Hope she stays fainted forever)

Girl and guy kisses passionately and then the guy suddenly says 'OMG I CAN do it like they do it in the movies! And the next step would be to romp the bed yes yes yesss!'. (Would there be a next step?)

The girl says that they need to practise 'safe' sex to which the guy says 'I know...don't worry swt hrt, there's tight security in this block'. (oh ok then!)

Girl comes out in sexy lingerie and he goes 'wow are you on your way to work or something?'. (No idiot, I'm about to hang you)

Guy says 'I like talking dirty so can you say something dirty' to which she goes 'you do stink real bad, is that a good start to this dirty game?'. (She couldn't get any dirtier could she now?)

Girl reveals to the guy about her food fetish. So he waits for her at the supermaket's Pasta aisle with a blanket and a romantic CD. (hey George you can wait there forever)

Girl wants to role-play waitress and customer. He says 'why don't we go to the restaurant down the street and watch the waiters there?'. (He can go there but please don't come back)

Guy blindfolds girl and she goes 'Don't be shy honey you can undress in front of me'. (He blindfolds himself and leaves).

Girl gives the guy a whip and he goes 'I don't wanna hurt ya, cos I might get in trouble with the Police??'. (She whips him to death).

Guy kisses girl all over and she goes 'OMG I might be pregnant already!'. (He cries)

Girl tells the guy to make her feel good and he goes and plays the song 'I feel good'. (lame I know, lol!)

The girl is waiting for the guy to arrive and he comes quite late with a huge copy of Kama Sutra. (She kills him with the book).

Guy says to the girl 'I've been waiting a very long time for this moment, are you ready for this suga?'. And she goes 'I practised it alot but he wasn't so good, I hope you're better'....
(uh oh!)



So how good is your SEXth sense? btw you too can create your own funnies and add to this post. Looking forward to reading em :).

Current Music: I Wanna Hold Your Hand by The Beatles