Cockonomics

WARNING: Alot of COCK ahead!

Imagine you go to a restaurant and you see 'Penis' on the menu? This restaurant and many other Chinese restaurants serve dishes made out of animal penises, apparently beCOCK I mean beCOS, they have great health benefits. So tell me, would you try Donkey Penis Salad or perhaps a Snake Penis Fried-Rice? (the article also says that snakes have 2 penises each...imagine what would happen if a man had 2 each haaaaha!). So would the 'size' matter...I mean size of the dish ahemmm? How about a Dog Penis soup as an appetiser? Maybe they should call it Puppy COCKtails, without the 'tail' that is. It also says that the Tiger penis is the most expensive delicacy. Maybe cos it's got more medicinal value as they say. hmmm...go Tiger! Is that why they say 'be a Tiger in bed'? LOL! ok so I wonder how they COCK it all..I mean COOK it all! Would they come up with the dish Schezuan Dickhead with Beancurd some day? What would they call their Chicken with Tofu dish 'Hong Shao Dou Fu' - Hong Shao Dick Fu? I wonder how they sell this meat at the markets in China..do they call it Lovely COCKS (just as Lovely Legs)? What would happen if Italian COCKS oops I mean COOKS, copy the Chinese cooks? Would they rename their Seafood PENNE to be Seafood PENI..S? What if the Indian chefs copied this too - would it be Chicken Dickka (instead of Tikka)? Well it's a pretty COCKy menu ha. I don't think I'd try any of these dishes even if I was dying and my doc recommended me to lick, suck, eat or swallow it...I mean these healthy dishes! (shutup Keshi you're revealing too much info). Instead I'd just stick to my good ol' popsicles ;-). So what other rare and bizzare dishes like these do you know of? Do COCKtribute...I mean CONtribute!

Talking about certain male organs, I HAVE to share this incident that happened when I was holidaying in NZ last year. One day my uncle, aunt, my mum, sis and myself had to visit one of my uncle's friends. Let's call this friend T. So off we went to T's place...and to give you an intro about T...he's a South Indian guy, 40 something maybe, who speaks English well but with a very strong Tamil accent. You know the kind who says 'ungle' for 'uncle'. Don't get me wrong I aint laughing at his accent but boy o boy, I was not prepared at all for what was about to happen! So, when we went to T's place and were seated, chatting about this and that, T suddenly asked if we wanted to have something to drink. He goes 'do you guys want any tea/coffee?'. Everyone said coffee but since it was a hot day, I said I'd like to have something cold. Then T goes 'what would you like, orange juice?'. And I said 'Is there anything else?'...and he goes 'We have COK...do you want COK?'. He meant COKE but he said it in an accent that made it sound like COK. Can you imagine the horror on my face. I couldn't look at this guy's face and say 'yes I'd love some COK, urrrggg I mean COKE'. It was hilarious cos my sis suddenly gave me a look and in my head I was like 'WTF I'm about to burst out laughing, so quit looking at me sista!'. My uncle looked at both of us and knew we were both in a mental fit. Then I said 'yes I'll have some COKE thanks, excuse me, I want to go out and get some fresh air'...and I went out and rolled on the floor laughing my sweet ass off, behind our car!

So guys, do you want some COK? How about a Vanilla COK? Perhaps some TaCOKs, I mean Tacos to go with it? I love COK...I even love it on my chest. COK is it!

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