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Recently I have developed the following symptoms that I thought I might put across for you to diagnose. I don't need a doctor to tell me what it is...cos I think the best doctors would be all of you guys. Cos all of you have been through shit, and you really don't have to do a medical degree to diagnose and get over it. I don't know if it's Madorrhea, Shitanus or Mencephalytis, just let me know if you think you know what it is. So here I go, these are the symptoms that have been plagueing me for awhile:
**Selective dysfuntion of the brain. I just snap and walk faster. Sometimes I put my iPod on infront of certain people, indicating I don't want any human interaction!
**A temper that makes me wanna put someone in a blender/w
ashing machine and watch. Often I get angry with inanimate objects too such as my coffee table? Is it normal to cuss at a tea-cup?
**Hallucinating certain people without the faces they are born with. It's as if they have a new face and that new face doesn't look human...more like a demented ghost that needs plastic surgery
** Dancing in the weirdest places such as the lift and in the Ladies. When someone walks in, I just quickly stop and pretend like I'm so serious about the lift/toilet's existence on this Earth
**Craving for certain shocking combinations of foods such as pork in plum sauce with banana (no I'm not pregnant. How can you be pregnant 
when you're the president of the Nil Sex Club?)
**Wanting to live in a cardboard box
**Finding Richard Simmons sexy
**Imagining God in a swim-suit
**Feeling like the biggest perfectionist breathing on this planet and wanting to improve on it..yes I said 'improve'
**When cleaning the kitchen floor, wanting to spray Pine-o-clean into my brain instead of the floor, and feeeling like my brain has gone to a car-wash cafe
** Dreading a certain species 
**Feeling like Kurt Cobain is in my coffee
**Wanting to leave this worldly life and wear yellow robes, yet wanting to take my halter-neck tops and shorts with me
**With all of this materialistic shit happening, yet praying hard that I'd attain Nirvana some day and soon!
Now diagnose me if you can. If you get it right, I might pay you big bucks on Monday ;-). btw don't forget to check out Kylie's video..and she wants to remove her clothes, now just to be diagnosed aha Kylie? Have a great weekend folks, live it to the fullest!
Current Music: Fever by Kylie Minogue
me firstttttttttttttttttttttttt
ReplyDeleteLMAO
ReplyDeletekeshi.. u really nerd!! :P
hehhe some qualities even i have..lol... so u mean i'm less weired or more?
loll
wanna know if ppl cud help me also ? lol
muaaah missed u.. i will mail u in detail ok? huggggz
ROTFL. Good symptoms. but very normal. Me catch up this symptoms too quite often. just that you listed it and this thought never crossed my mind.
ReplyDeleteNevertheless dont think this are any off the block symptoms.
Made me giggle sitting out on my workstation outta here.
Have a great weekend.
Ashu aka A
Keshhhaaayyy...u need to consult Dr.Pawman urgently...:P
ReplyDelete@Uttara
Sexxxaaaayyyy...i think i gotta change my line of treatment for u soon...ahem ahem:P
I think that all this is quite normal! What may not be normal may be that obviously you did not have these symptoms until now! Just relax... and have a nice weekend!
ReplyDelete@ raj...
ReplyDeleteu mean to say we gonna meet soon n discuss abt this?? errr i mean ur treatment line? .. lolll
ahem ahem
Its seems like a weird disorder ;)
ReplyDeleteThe song is so hot, what to tell. Happy weekend keshi.
maybe its time you got married...
ReplyDeleteehh i think we all go through that.. just this morning i was imagining picking someone up from their ankle (like tom and jerry) and thrashing them around and what not...
ReplyDeletewas fun...
enjoy the weekend.. kickback and indulge in one of those suggestions from that post
Ok, I can take everything, but Richard Simmons......
ReplyDeleteOk babe, get out, and get a life.
Buy some dope, and get stoned to death.
Have a bottle of Vodka, and believe me, Fishizem will come to you-" No woman is as ugly, as i can get drunk!"
Let me tell you, what I did 2 days ago, when I was down(you remember).
I picked up a friend, and we went in a pub. As we drank a couple of beer's, and smoked some ...., i decided, it is time for some Animal planet. So I walked up to a group uf women, and asked one, that i saw was looking at me(hot hot hot), and told her, I would love to go see where she lives. Actually, I even said, I'm hungry, and if she would cook for me. She said yes, and we went to her place.
Now, there I found out, she lives with her parents, and her mother made pasta for me. It was 11 PM. I was simply too stoned, to leave, so I sat down, and eat my pasta infront of her family. But that is not all, after I finished my food, I went and fell on the womans bed, instantly falling asleep. As I woke up, I ahmmm, said "thank you", for the food, and left.
But you know what, if it happened any differentlly, it would not be worth remembering.
Get out babe, or I'll come and take you out. And you might wanna take a vacation, couse a night out with me, can take a long time.
You're fine. You just live in a world full of the average.
I'm here for you.
Its nothing babe! You're just Human after all. :-))
ReplyDelete-Rama
loved the last post.. awesome
ReplyDeleteHi,Keshi..now,let's see the analysis-the first few points:Snapping and walking faster,putting ipod in front of people-this indicates stress,something I'm only too familiar with.:)
ReplyDeleteHallucinating certain people...I bet they're people who've annoyed you in some way.hehe.
Dancing in the lift n the loo..:)Indicates those moments of sudden happiness,when you realize that all IS right with the world..LOL at 'recognizing the lift/toilet's existence on earth'.
Craving for shocking combos of food...err,u clarified that it doesn't indicate P, so,perhaps it's just 'A craving'.:)
Improving on perfection:*shakes hands*- same here-and,I end up tiring myself out,trying to be a perfectionist,sometimes.
Leaving the world and wearing yellow robes,yet taking halter-neck tops and shorts..hehe..nice idea..albeit,when you're ready to'retire'from the world,and take up meditation,let me know-I might be interested in teaming up(Perhaps we can form a 'meditating bloggers' group???)
The final diagnosis?Your mind's in the right place,your heart's in the right place...you just have a surfeit of emotions,that you want to control,but,by the time you control one,the next one catches up..
Err,shall I tell you where to wire-transfer the 'big bucks'on Monday??
My family was so poor when we were kids, we could not afford a cardboard box to live in. (Old English humour) Nothing wrong with Ipod buds in your ears to shut out the world.
ReplyDelete***Finding Richard Simmons sexy***
ReplyDeleteYOU ARE LOOSING IT GIRLIE!!!!!!!!
Have a great weekend Kesh, hugs!! Don't worry, this too shall pass!;D
***Wanting to leave this worldly life and wear yellow robes, yet wanting to take my halter-neck tops and shorts with me***
ReplyDeleteLOL luvs you baby!
I would say your symptoms reflect an ever-growing awareness of the vagaries of life coupled with the dogma of conspicuous consumption that is indoctrinated in every Westerner...I'm sorry love, but it is fatal. BUT there is a cure! Love and be loved ; )
Its an incurable disease. It happens when someone has sex with robots.
ReplyDeleteThinking Richard Simmons is sexy??? Girl you MUST have a fever! I'm pretty sure you have Temecula...don't worry, it'll pass. :)
ReplyDeleteI think you have a very rare condition called Jayitits. You are completely and totally obsessed with me. I know, it is VERY rare. I think that only one other woman in the history of the planet has ever come down with it. Luckily for her she got over it fairly quickly. ;-)
ReplyDelete"**Finding Richard Simmons sexy"
Now that's just weird! ;-)
I agree with Fish, anyone (male or female) finding Richard Simmons sexy is in grave need of some serious alcohol or dope.
ReplyDeleteMANIC DEPRESSIVE PSYCHOSIS ...lol!!! :p
ReplyDeletechill,relax...take a deep breath and start living life on ur own terms...we all go through these manic depressive phases once in a while...afterall we all are a psychotic bunch neways arnt we? ;)
hugzzz
When i get thes sypmtoms, its usually PMS.
ReplyDeleteSweet Keshi,
ReplyDeleteNo. Today is "Sweetest Day" and not "Babbling Day".
I read all from my last visit and as I have advised since a year ago, it's about time you have a compilation of your best posts on the existential issues you have raised and addressed on "Viva Forever" and publish the book. Because, as I said, the issues are often universal and relating to the facts of life. They are not only for the familiar company of online visitors who are the regular readers of your blog. A copy in the private library and public library would be of immense benefit to our evolving society.
The more you increase the mileage of your knowledge the more people who would be enlightened by it.
The greatest love is the Word of Knowledge we have shared, heart to heart and soul to soul, from the breath of the spirit of truth.
Happy Sweetest Day!
Have a beautiful and wonderful weekend.
Cheers and God bless.
Oh Keshi I'm upset you're not an angel after all you are human!
ReplyDeleteLovely and average!!
Have a great weekend!!
keshi
ReplyDeletethe last pic is the cutest!!! I just soooo looooovvvv it, that baby looks like something you could just hold ot your heart and smooch from head to toe, a bowl of butter..now you may not be expecting.. :D.
(and Ive forgotten the rest of your post)
felt like reading you today keshi..
a BIG HUGGGG and *mwahhh!*
the symptoms plaguing you for a while ae nothing that a day of hanging out with girlfriends wont cure, you are sure to find weirder symptoms..:)
Keshi you just have NORMALITIS..nothing too serious.ususally comes and goes without treatment.sometimes a really good weekend may make you feel a little better. I get normalitis atleast few times a year.THe doctor has spoken no need to fear.
ReplyDeleteDr. Phos (ok, I am not a real Dr, but play one on TV) has determined you are totally psychotic, which means you would be lots of fun on a date...
ReplyDeleteI think you need an examination - I hope my stethoscope is not too cold!!
ReplyDeleteAhhh, that time of the month for the moods!!!
ReplyDeleteOtherwise, you are only human girl!!
okay I dont know where this is heading missy but then I think you're developing serious iwantaman'atitis.
ReplyDeleteI read all about it in school...its normal...just that you need to make a billion phone calls and sms's per day if you acquire the 'cure'. When then you will be completely oblivious to the pain. But the cure itself will consume you and spit you out like a prune seed. So go seedless, ignore the root of da problem and be a keshi. Keshi 2.0 will be available in stores near you, a great buddy in all offices, place her on the table and she makes you happy all day. You know what, I'm going nuts too...my hd crashed and my brain is gone.
or you could just be needing a break...holiday! lalalalaal
Bit of stress, sounds to me like you need a weekend of fun, hope you get just that, xo
ReplyDeleteThere are 121 medical conditions that can cause your hallucinations. Most of them seem to involve drugs or alcohol.
ReplyDeleteNow since one of your symptoms is that you find Richard Simmons sexy, I believe we can narrow that down to the 15 conditions involving brain/pschotic disorders. The first one that pops into my mind is dementia.
Now since you are such a rare jewel of a lady, we will go with the rarest form of dementia ... Binswanger's Disease.
Hey Keshi girl!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDid you miss me?????
I'm FINALLY back!!!
New computer installed!
I am so freakin happy!!
Now on to your post,
I am not a doctor tho I play one on TV....just kidding.
You are just a vivacious, spunky, lively, lovely, loving young lady.
Thankfully this can be contagious (if we are lucky) and there is no cure (which is good for us).
No healing required. No bandaids or aspirin to hand out.
Just please, oh please, infect some of those sour pusses out their that need some of your inspiring, compassionate, thoughtful, loving ways!!!
Welcome to the mad crazy world inside keshi's head :P
ReplyDeleteThis is how I feel nowadays, so if someone does diagnose it correctly, please let me know too!! :))
ReplyDeleteOh... it's moodiness I suppose. Get yourself some nice high-quality chocolate from Godiva and all will be fine. ;)
ReplyDeleteKeshi Babe... Congratz... Now only ur behaving like a women. ROFL
ReplyDeleteBut this one is weird for sure...** Dancing in the weirdest places such as the lift and in the Ladies.
I can't diagnose. I'm afraid you'll sue me.
ReplyDeleteHowever, I wouldn't a butt like the one in the first picture ! :D
**A temper that makes me wanna put someone in a blender/washing machine and watch.
ReplyDeletehehehe! this is scary, keshi-chan!!
i dont have that kind of temper, but i often wish my colleauge will have an accident and never come to work :D
nil sex club is good for u!
Hmmm... looks like the sex change is in progress. We told you not to listen to the BeeGees. You were asked to not take chances. you missed out all the new dances. And now you are losing your dimples.
ReplyDeletehahahahahhahahahahahahahaha.....
ReplyDeleteROTFLMAO.....
Once a lady complained to my facilities manager, that as the elevator door opened, she found some jerk tryin 2 find out the color of her panties! Coz he was upside-down!
No prizes for guessing who was the jerk!
I diagnose you with an over active imagination, exacerbated by boredom.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, you need to get out more and use your brain. Blogging is a good start, but maybe try writing a novel, or taking a class in something new.
Keshi .. you've lost it!! :O :O :O
ReplyDeleteWe all go through such phases!That's a woman's life.Your blog so reminds me of Bridget Jones' Diary! ;)
ReplyDeleteFinding Richard Simmons sexy
ReplyDeleteOMG Keshi, I had no idea just how serious this had become.
I mean bashing inanimate objects... hell.. I do that all the time. That's normal. Well it is! Shaddup!!
and i know im right too...
ReplyDeletemy diagnosis is that *drum rolll*...
URE A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL every girl has these things. we're all moody and weird. i love it. lol u know what i wanna do when i get mad, i imagine ppl getting shot by space ships and what not.
i definitely talk to my computer like its my baby. i talk to my self OUT LOUD, lol like a whole conversation.. *creepy eh?*
i crave things, then i dont like them. i hate the other species sometimes. sometimes all i wanna do is sleep, and sometimes i wanna go go go ..
i do happen to dance in parkinglot sometimes ....
lol the only symptom that doesnt fit with being a WOMAN is lol finding richard simmons hot. that was weird.. come on!! hahaha jk.
may be u r getting a "little' bored with a routine life. need a break?
ReplyDeleteammu.
You crack me up Keshi. Thanks for the smile. I have no guess...my brain is fried, but I can't wait to find out the answer.
ReplyDeletehahaha ive been there keshiii u just need time off...majorrrr time off and im always mixing up weird kinds of food so the pork in plum sauce with bananas, i might actually like :P cheeerrrs! go skinny dippin and put up some pictures :P
ReplyDeletehey lady m back after the hibernation...
ReplyDeleteu r not suffering frm ne goddamn thing honey u r acting sanely insane.
*puts on white coat and assumes grave expression*
ReplyDeleteThis is sobviously a case of subacute sclerosing panencephalitis, complicated by superadded progressive multifocal leukoencephalopathy. Please write your will and leave everything to me.
I was just dying to say that. :P
But I do know what you'er problem is. Really. You're turning into me! :)
Are you missing me then|??
ReplyDeleteKesh, you on drugs? Do we have to hold an intervention?
ReplyDeleteAnd re your last post. Yes please! Where can i buy one???
the first pic turns me on
ReplyDeleteu got the same hips my girl has
The strength of a man isn’t seen in the width of his shoulders.
ReplyDelete(SOUTHY is out)
It’s seen in the width of his arms that circle you.
The strength of a man isn’t in the deep tone of his voice.
(VEST is out)
It’s in the gentle words he whispers.
The strength of a man isn’t how many buddies he has.
It’s how good a buddy he is with his or “your”children.
The strength of a man isn’t in how respected he is atwork.
It’s in how he is respected at home.
The strength of a man isn’t in how hard he hits.
It’s in how tender he touches.
The strength of a man isn’t in how many women he’s loved.
It’s in how true he can be to the ONE woman he’strying to love.
The strength of a man isn’t in the weight he can lift.
It’s in the burdens he can carry.
The strength of a man isn’t in how much food he eats from your table.
It’s in the effort he puts forth when you are unable.
The strength of a man isn’t in how he makes love.
It’s in the understanding that there is more to making love…
than making love.
Keshi, re-visit your blog is a total refreshment.
ReplyDeleteYou're sexy in whatever you do. :)
keshi u gotta have tht tattoo man .. its soo cool n hot .. n wat not .. (hehe .. rhymed)
ReplyDeletethose seem more like girlish symptoms .. I dont seem to have much of an idea ..
but I jus feel .. I mean just get a feeling tht u want to hang out ;) .. n have some real good time .. u knw like the gud times tht u can remember .. a hang-out which is a bit more personal .. jus a guess ..
well .. no one diagnose u keshi .. u will have to find it out on ur own .. n sure u will .. ;)
cheese-cake !!
dancing at diff places is nt at all weird man .. u knw wat .. I missed it so much .. I used to dance sometime in my room bt thn I stopped it all of a sudden fr almost an year .. but thn since a few dyz m bck at my feet again ..
ReplyDeleteaussie pubs have made my feet movements a bit more brisk ..
did I tell u the story of dancing arnd 3 aussie gals .. n let thm yell out 'u dance well' like 3 times .. hahahha ..
I am a self praising dumbster !! ;)
hey kesh, i think you are just plain nuts!!!hehehe...i've got some of those symptoms, too :P
ReplyDeletepls sit down while i give u the news. Is there someone u wud like to be with u? is ur insurance all paid up?..well, here it is ;
ReplyDeleteU r suffering from being a sensitive person, who also happens to be a woman...this means that u are influenced apart from external stimuli by internal ones also...so basically u r screwed...but hey, if for not for all ur wierdness wht wud keshi be? so smile...and be a lil crazy...
:) I guess sometimes we just need to perk ourselves up, entertain ourselves or just plainly encourage ourself. So we do this kinda things. I wonder if that is true. I do some of those stuffs mentioned. and i could say. Yeah..there are moments when i just did those for pure entertainment for myself.
ReplyDeleteConvinced you're inflicted with a manic case of " homosapienza"
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the world of insane, loving and yet perfect people :)
Haha...Loved it...So I am not the only one...I got company...and not just you but more (I noticed the ones who have commented). Its normal...a phase...will come and go...and shall come back again...enjoy the moment...frustrating or fun...it is yours...so love it girl!! :)
ReplyDeletep.s. : nice piece and an interesting blog ;)
i have tagged u keshi-chan.
ReplyDeletethankeeee!!
hope u have not done that meme yet :)
Love to read all the comments on your blog, but of couse missing YOUR comments here!
ReplyDeleteby.dsouzaVEST has tagged u
ReplyDelete.
Hi Keshi
ReplyDeleteI was going to rule out that you are bi-polar, but you appear to have some of the symptoms.
The cure for this is simple. All you have to do is move to the North Pole. Then you'll just be polar.
(Before your readers get their panties in a knot, I am not making fun of this disorder. I have friends with this condition, and I'm well aware of how people with the condition suffer.)
Keshi, you have what is known as SDD or Sexual Deficiency Disorder. The cure is SEX and lots of it.
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Why won't you confide
The reason
For my dedicating
Of I Must Confide
To you
Cause you know
I'm on your side?
Bev
the love of a woman isnt measured by the number of loves she has
ReplyDeletebut by the love she has for u
not by how sexy she appears to the world
but by how much she turns u on
not by the size of her boobs
but by the love in her heart for u
not by her intelligence
but by her EQ
SDD
ReplyDeletei agree
u need it bad Keshi
Uttsy my partner in nerdism LOL!
ReplyDeletebtw know that we hv no cure babeh :)
HUGGGGGGGGZ!
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Ashy lol glad to know ur sharing some germs too ty!
Keshi.
Southaay hey!
ReplyDelete**Dr.Pawman
Isnt he a very famous Specialist and isnt it a tad difficult to get an appt with him? ;-)
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LOL Peter ty awww...
Keshi.
Uttsy u know Raj has no idea that we can hv no treatment LOL!
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Jeevan nah its becoming pretty familiar now ;-)
Keshi.
hey Vish!
ReplyDelete**maybe its time you got married...
hmm now u want me to die ha? LOL!
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hey Aditi!
**just this morning i was imagining picking someone up from their ankle (like tom and jerry) and thrashing them around and what not...
haha I know the feeling! ty sweetie!
Keshi.
Just being nosy- can you cook Sri Lankan dishes??? I'd be interested in recipes...
ReplyDeletehey Fish hows u? :)
ReplyDelete**I can take everything, but Richard Simmons......
LOL! that is serious concern isnt it.
**Have a bottle of Vodka
I did that once with a friend...look what happened..read here:
http://keshigirl.blogspot.com/2007/03/um-ba-ba-bay.html
**As I woke up, I ahmmm, said "thank you", for the food, and left.
thats an amazing story! Im stoked at the girl's trust in ya too :) I mean she didnt know u right?
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haha Rama ty for that spot on diagnosis!
Keshi.
Chriz WC n ty!
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Hello Amit!
**...I bet they're people who've annoyed you in some way.
LOL true.
**Indicates those moments of sudden happiness,when you realize that all IS right with the world
thats so true too! And such moments r very rare.
** same here-and,I end up tiring myself out,trying to be a perfectionist,sometimes.
Amit Im a born perfectionist and it isnt such a good thing..I get so tired too :(
**let me know-I might be interested in teaming up(Perhaps we can form a 'meditating bloggers' group
that'll be the end of the concept of meditation from this world? LOL!
**Your mind's in the right place,your heart's in the right place...you just have a surfeit of emotions,that you want to control,but,by the time you control one,the next one catches up..
thats such a neat diagnosis Amit WOW!
ty and I'll pay u soon :)
Keshi.
hehe Andrew good one!
ReplyDelete**ipods
yeah I agree..sometimes we need that quietness from the world...
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HUGGGGGGGGGZ Asha!
**YOU ARE LOOSING IT GIRLIE!!!!!!!!
LOL yes...I hope tmrw I dun find Danny deVito sexy.
Keshi.
Helen lolz luv ya too hun!
ReplyDelete**your symptoms reflect an ever-growing awareness of the vagaries of life coupled with the dogma of conspicuous consumption that is indoctrinated in every Westerner...I'm sorry love, but it is fatal. BUT there is a cure! Love and be loved
aww what a FANTASTIC diagnosis! So darn accurate...thats what it is!
MWAHHHHHHHHH I get all the love from all of u..so I shall be ok right? :)
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hey Tintin!
**It happens when someone has sex with robots.
LOL! Its curable then...cos all I hv to do is dump the robot right?
Keshi.
hey Slice!
ReplyDelete** I'm pretty sure you have Temecula
LOL wth is that??
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hey Jay!
**Jayitits
isnt that normal for any woman? :)
HUGGGGGGGGGGZ Jay!
Keshi.
hey Beach_Bum!
ReplyDelete** finding Richard Simmons sexy is in grave need of some serious alcohol or dope.
ROFL I think so too! Thats why I need a shrink now.
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Pri arent u a real doc? I rem u saying that...
**MANIC DEPRESSIVE PSYCHOSIS
that was in me since birth LOL!
Keshi.
hey PS hows u?
ReplyDelete**its usually PMS
prolly that too :):)
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hey Ori ty!
** A copy in the private library and public library would be of immense benefit to our evolving society.
hmmm neat idea..let me see how i go abt it...u hv any thoughts on where to start? :)
Keshi.
hey Ebez!
ReplyDelete** I'm upset you're not an angel after all you are human!
aww dun be upset. I'll put my wings back on today :) They just needed a break last week.
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hey Rose ty! yes that bubbz is a darling!
**ae nothing that a day of hanging out with girlfriends wont cure, you are sure to find weirder symptoms
hehehe ty Rose!
Keshi.
hey Starry HUGGGGGGGGGZ!
ReplyDelete**Keshi you just have NORMALITIS
LOL I think so too. Alot of ppl said that. tnxx for the confirmation on that one Starry....now Im not so worried :):)
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hey Dr.Phos!
**you are totally psychotic, which means you would be lots of fun on a date...
aww how sweet...ty! :)
Keshi.
hey Mutley the sexy flirty hot doc ;-)
ReplyDelete** I hope my stethoscope is not too cold!!
LOL depends where ur gonna place it?
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Caz ty for that accurate diagnosis..Im so relieved! :)
Keshi.
hey Ghosty!
ReplyDelete**iwantaman'atitis
noooooo..that wud worsen my disease LOL!
**But the cure itself will consume you and spit you out like a prune seed.
haha true.
**Keshi 2.0 will be available in stores near you, a great buddy in all offices,
so now Im s/w? LOL!
hey Ghosty take care of ur brain there..it's a very rare one ;-)
Keshi.
aww Autumn u got that right..ty n HUGGGGGGGGGZ!
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hiyya Paul!
**There are 121 medical conditions that can cause your hallucinations. Most of them seem to involve drugs or alcohol
LOL so now Im suffering from drug n alcohol abuse?
**I believe we can narrow that down to the 15 conditions involving brain/pschotic disorders
HAHAHAHA!
**dementia
mebbe ur right..cos thats why I hv forgotten whay SEXY really means.
** we will go with the rarest form of dementia ... Binswanger's Disease.
haha is there really such a disease??
Keshi.
heyyy Blessed I soooo missed ya! WB n HUGGGGGGGGGZ!
ReplyDeleteGlad that u got a new PC n all. WOW nice. :)
**Thankfully this can be contagious (if we are lucky) and there is no cure (which is good for us).
hehehe very cute...ty sweetie n hey u too!
Im gonna sell Keshi germs in a bottle then..is that ok? LOL!
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WC J ;-)
Keshi.
LOL Still ok I'll let ya know!
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hey Dicey long time no see...u keeping well?
**chocs
mmmm that wud be great!
Keshi.
Chap if thats been a woman, then what was I before? LOL!
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heyyy Zhu!
**I'm afraid you'll sue me.
haha plz dun say it then!
Keshi.
hey Nikz!
ReplyDelete**but i often wish my colleauge will have an accident and never come to work :D
OMG thats mean LOL! but its pretty normal..hehehe...
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hahaha Swami ty!
**looks like the sex change is in progress.
u think Im turning into a man or a real woman? :)
Keshi.
hey Iceman!
ReplyDelete**she found some jerk tryin 2 find out the color of her panties! Coz he was upside-down!
LOL it was YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wut were u doing upside down? Were u trying to see if the lift went the other way then? :)
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hey Phishez!
**I diagnose you with an over active imagination, exacerbated by boredom.
LOL thats kinda close...ty sweetz!
taking a new class sounds like a great idea...
Keshi.
Cheesy tell me something that I didnt know...lol!
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hey Sameera ty for ur email addy..I'll write soon.
**Your blog so reminds me of Bridget Jones' Diary
:) only difference is I wudnt wear Granny undies while on a date. LOL!
Keshi.
the last 3 posts are on the same theme
ReplyDeleteu r getting stale
u have a one track mind hunny
u need to piss out
hehehehehe
what i mean is when your bladder is full
u gotta empty it
or u will pee in your pants
when i havent had sex for a long time
i wet the sheets
lolz Boy ur PRETTY normal mate.
ReplyDelete** I had no idea just how serious this had become.
yeah :(
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heyya Choco!
**URE A WOMAN
hmmm very accurate diagnosis...:):)
**u know what i wanna do when i get mad, i imagine ppl getting shot by space ships and what not.
LOL haha Choco!
** i talk to my self OUT LOUD
Keshi-alert!
**i do happen to dance in parkinglot sometimes ....
awww Choco...I dance while I drive...seriosuly. Ask my mum.
**the only symptom that doesnt fit with being a WOMAN is lol finding richard simmons hot
LOL Im over that symptom now..cos its Monday and my brain kinda retired.
Keshi.
I so am Ammu!
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hehehe Nadine ty sweetz!
Keshi.
hey Michi glad to know I hv many such patients in this blog. LOL!
ReplyDelete**go skinny dippin and put up some pictures
not sure if I can do that but I'd love to ;-)
tnxx hun n HUGGGGGGGGGGZ!
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heyyy Deepti WB!
** u r acting sanely insane.
hehehe :) thats so right!
Keshi.
Adorable hey lol!
ReplyDelete**a case of subacute sclerosing panencephalitis, complicated by superadded progressive multifocal leukoencephalopathy.
forget abt a cure then!
**Please write your will and leave everything to me.
haha I can do that...but u might die realising the value of my estate LOL!
An Adorable Keshi? aww why not..I'd love to turn into THAT! :)
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Mutley I sure do...;-)
Keshi.
hey Stepher hot new profile pic there!
ReplyDelete**Kesh, you on drugs? Do we have to hold an intervention?
I mite be in Ben Cousins' shoes then... :*(
**And re your last post. Yes please! Where can i buy one???
K-mart, not David Jones hunny LOL!
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hey Jim!
**u got the same hips my girl has
thats not me btw...its a pic from Rock You :) but I do hv similar hips...and I hate em.
Keshi.
gee tnxx Ginger n u too!
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hey Anuj!
** gotta have tht tattoo
I so wanna..but my mum says it's so rowdy etc etc :(
**girlish symptoms
LOL girl germs u mean?
**did I tell u the story of dancing arnd 3 aussie gals
yes u did :) I rem that post. HOT Aussie memories ha ;-)
Keshi.
lolz Shnaggy ty for that!
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hey Tys :):)
**this means that u are influenced apart from external stimuli by internal ones also...so basically u r screwed
LOL ty for confirming that!
Keshi.
hey Amy ur spot on!
ReplyDelete**there are moments when i just did those for pure entertainment for myself
thats exactly what it is too. :)
HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ!
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aww ty Prats!
** manic case of " homosapienza"
LOL great word there!
Keshi.
hey Nabila WC here!
ReplyDelete**Its normal...a phase...will come and go...and shall come back again...enjoy the moment...frustrating or fun...it is yours
awww how sweet r ya..ty so much! :)
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Niki ty! :)
Keshi.
Peter Im here now :)
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Jim u tagged me? I wonder what the tag is abt...perhaps a porny one? LOL!
Keshi.
hey Bev!
ReplyDelete**The cure for this is simple. All you have to do is move to the North Pole. Then you'll just be polar.
HAHAHAHAHA loved it!
well I hv Bipolar friends too. U've got to be able to laugh abt almost anything w.o. taking it personally. And I love ur sense of humor Bev...it's classy and superb!
**SDD or Sexual Deficiency Disorder. The cure is SEX and lots of it.
aha that too! I gotta find me a sex therapist first..hahaha!
**Why won't you confide
The reason
For my dedicating
Of I Must Confide
awww...dunno Bev..I just felt it. Usually I sense alot of things before they happen...and they somehow happen.
***HUGS*** I know ur always on my side Bev!
Keshi.
hey Jim :)
ReplyDelete**not by the size of her boobs
but by the love in her heart for u
u cant just write abt things, u hv to follow em Jim...LOL!
Keshi.
hey Phos..yes I can cook some hot Sri Lankan dishes :)
ReplyDeleteMum taught me...
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Jim hello!
**u r getting stale
u have a one track mind hunny
once again, Im not here to entertain ya..this is my blog so if Im getting stale, go find another blog to entertain urself...Im here to write abt my feelings and if it's abt the same thing in 100 consecutive posts, then so be it..ok??
Keshi.
Yeah but for emergencies he is always on his feet, ahem ahem...:D
ReplyDeleteHOWS U? CAME TO SAY HI!!!!!!!!:P
ReplyDelete"Finding Richard Simmons sexy" .... wow ... I think I'm a little worried about you now. LOL!
ReplyDeletewell yes dear, i am a real doctor...and ive got all the certificates for proof juss in case u doubt :p...heeheee
ReplyDeleteand dint know u were manice depressive since birth...soo much for being happy with a new on-the-spot diagnosis!!:-/
lolz Southy ty!
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hey Kaylz WB n HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ!
God bless ya girl!
I missed u so much..hope u winked at hot docs at the hospital? :)
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haha Crazy u should be worried!
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lolz Pri I know u r a real doc :) ty n HUGGGGGGGGGZ!
Keshi.
Hey babe,
ReplyDeleteIm ok, still swimming.
Forget the Vodka than, I'll send you koka... by mail :)
The girl knew who I am, but so does everybody else. It's not the trust, It's simply hard to say no.
TC
rare! it must be worth a lot. Bidding starts at 1.2 billion bucks. :D
ReplyDeletehehehe Fish ;-)
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thats right Ghosty! :)
Keshi.
hi1 just been a lomng time so thought i'll say hi!!!
ReplyDeletehope u r doin good!
:)
- chandni
(http://chandni.wordpress.com)
hey Chandu WB :)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
I think its bit of hormonal disorder. The flow is not always same and it depends on time and mental health. Keshi needs Love, someone who will really love her and then the flow will reach equilibrium. Believe me or not, this is the medicine. HUGZZ…
ReplyDeletehaha Pijush when u said MENTAL, I just cracked up!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
No Keshi, it happens to all of us. Happend to me before :-( You are strong enough to cope up and fight
ReplyDeletehehe :) tnxx Pij!
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