HELP I've lost my boyfriend during Christmas! Attached is a recent photo of him ***droolz***. He's 5ft 11in tall, weighs about 75kgs, hunky as hell ***faints***, affectionately addressed by me as 'stickydatepudding', does very naughty things just to get my attention ***I go into a coma just looking at him anyways***, eats sleeps and cleans as told ***quite domesticable***, very bite-able in many places ***cries thinking about it***, walks in a way that makes you wanna marry him, makes almost any woman go crazy after meeting him ***BIYATCH keep your hands off him I tell ya!***, he may be hanging around with a blockbuster spoiltbrat named Posh ***who's really not posh but lets not go there*** and he may be feeling terribly lost without me ***awwww***. If found, please return him to Keshi ASAP! REWARD: A Kiss from Keshi. CONDITION: You gotta look close to Beckz. ;-)
Current Music: Can't Get You Outta My Head by Kylie Minogue
Oh not Mr. Golden Balls Beckham please!!
ReplyDeletehmm...so ystrdy nite u asked santa to bring beckham to u a a lil early as the xmas gift eh??
ReplyDeletelol...oooh..he's turning u on eh..what trigges the rushes within?:O
ReplyDeleteI promise not to tell POSH! ZIP!
hehehe! Keshi...sudeenly I am looking for him too!
ReplyDeleteGOD!!!
well I have a treaty for u to sign-
if i find him first.. i stay with him for a day and give him to yu.. and u do the same thing... deal?
sign it Keshi.. I think I know where to look for him... ;)
naughty Keshi!
Hi Keshi
ReplyDeleteYou’re a very good fictional writer.
What planet did you find this guy on? There’s no one on earth like him. LOL
eats sleeps and cleans as told ***quite domesticable
I can buy the eat and sleep, but cleans and is domesticable--I don’t think there’s a guy around like that—well, there is, but I’m not going there.
LOL
Bev
Hi Keshi
ReplyDeleteNow you got me puking.
I really can't see much spice in this dude--or was he in spice.
That's enough Bev! Go wash your mouth out with soap!
LOL
Bev
thats not my daughter
ReplyDeletethats cooksie
i stole her id
Beckham is highly over rated
ReplyDeleteboth as a footballer and as a sex symbol
I think the latins are the most sexiest men on earth
Jon Abraham is more sexier than Beckham
Becky looks a sissy
ReplyDeletehaha keshi...u r really very creative gal...n u always hv something interesting to post... by the way the white shirt guy (look like surya) in my blog is my dear bf ;) anyway he was so excited wen i told that u said he looks like surya lol
ReplyDeletetcare gal...
heheh u might need to ask his wife...unless he is hiding from her because he fell in love with you :P
ReplyDeletebut u cant really stereotype Indians
ReplyDeletea North Indian is vastly diff from a South Indian and a Bengali babu
the people in the North East will not even appear to be Indian to an American
Americans have seen Sardarjis
Americans have seen the patels who run the potels
Americans have seen the Krisnamurthys in Silicon Valley
same with Americans
there is no stereotype for the American
in America u will find italians, germans, negroes of African origin,
Poles, Irish, etc
I am writing this to educate the firangi guys who visit here
and to placate SOUTHY for the hate post on Indians i posted earlier
Jono Jono Jono!
ReplyDelete**Mr. Golden Balls
Doesnt that make him even more attractive LOL!
Keshi.
nah Mav..he got lost last Dec. I want him now, not next Dec LOL!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
hey Veenz ;-)
ReplyDelete**if i find him first.. i stay with him for a day and give him to yu.. and u do the same thing... deal?
ahemm this is my BF that I've lost, so what d u mean if I find him first? LOL!
Keshi.
hey Bev!
ReplyDeleteHow did the 69 go?
**but cleans and is domesticable--I don’t think there’s a guy around like that
nah I read an article abt him..apparently he's an OC like me! Serious. Apparently Posh is sick of his cleanliness and the strong need for everything to be in order all the time. does this remind u of someone u know? LOL!
**Go wash your mouth out with soap!
nah I refuse to wash my mouth!
LOL!
Keshi.
Shucks
ReplyDeleteyeh kya ho raha hai?
phir se 69 talk !
69 is highly hazardous
ReplyDeletei will only do 69 with a toothless woman
u jealous Jim? dun be...cos Beckz' heat aint gonna be lost just cos u call him sissy. LOL!
ReplyDelete**Jon Abraham is more sexier than Beckham
both r sexy in their own ways. U cant compare 2 hot men like that o nos!
Keshi.
heyya Anits!
ReplyDelete**... by the way the white shirt guy (look like surya) in my blog is my dear bf
OMG really? Im so sorry Anits I tried to hit on him LOL! I didnt know u had a BF. Ur lucky he's really cute :)
HUGS!
Keshi.
He really doesn't do much for me. Neither does his wife for that matter.
ReplyDeleteI'm not jealous either.
Okay, maybe just a little. ;-)
heyya Silvara tnxx!
ReplyDelete**unless he is hiding from her because he fell in love with you
yeah he told me all abt that diva of a vixen. LOL!
Keshi.
Jim wut r u on abt?
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
hehehe Jay aww..dun be J. U ROCK!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
guys here must be wondering how i have the time to chat here for hours
ReplyDeleteI lost my desire to work
I am a free lance consultant
and I get paid 50 dollars per hour here in india
the rate is 1000 dollars in US
so i said to my self if i were to marry an american citizen
I wud get green card
and immigrate to US
I considered Canada too
but Canada is too close to the North Pole
Australia is another option
nice climate
I am with Jay
ReplyDeletewe are not J
Silvara
ReplyDeleteu indian?
that sari suits u
i found him...was just looking in d mirror ;)
ReplyDeleteall i wanna be is
ReplyDeleteby your side
your under wear
your lipstick
when u lick it
cholli ke peche kya hain
cholli ke peche
I suxs
ReplyDeleteI no
bye
Jim try n find Beckz on ur way home ok? :)
ReplyDeletetnxx!
Keshi.
Now thats a good one Dhruv! Bring him home wont ya? ;-)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
my mistake its 50 dollars per day not hour
ReplyDeleteand 1000 dollars per day in US
silly me
bye
ReplyDeletewhen i dont go out to work
my wife (ex I mean) makes me cook
I am making mix vegetable sweet and sour
visit JIM CHEF if u want the recipe
smiles
ReplyDeleteyou can keep him.. :)
dont worry too much.. he is safe with me... nicely tucked under the duvet.. lol..
ReplyDeleteHe's all yours sweetie! After all, I've got Gerard. :D
ReplyDeleteJim :)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
hey Neha!
ReplyDelete**you can keep him
ah ah now I didnt ask ur permission to keep him..I only said that he's lost. LOL!
Keshi.
Didi hey!
ReplyDelete** he is safe with me... nicely tucked under the duvet.
o really? r ya sure ur not suffoacting him cos he cant be too long w.o. me! LOL send him plz!
Keshi.
Menchie hun I've lost him...duh I know he's MINE ***rolling eyes***.
ReplyDelete**After all, I've got Gerard
Gerard btw is my part-time BF...no worries LOL!
Keshi.
Beckham eh?:) I completely understand..:)
ReplyDeleteThat Adrian Grenier is so godawfully hot, I need to bite my fingers off sometimes...:) Sigh!;) But I guess I'm happy with him being my eyecandy... my hotpot is home with me who by the way is one big drooler... specially if Mrs.Pitt is on screen:)
Nehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ReplyDeleteOMG OMG OMG
Neha is here
heyyy Neha
didnt u see me?
u look gorgeous
hey Ziah!
ReplyDelete**Adrian Grenier
yep I can DO him, I mean aDOre him LOL!
**specially if Mrs.Pitt is on screen
she's cute...but has her lips had some Goldfish treatment? ***Keshi's jealous genes at work***
Keshi.
Jim stop disturbing girls passing by.
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
I have his phone number.
ReplyDeleteBut.........
hey Stevo!
ReplyDelete**I have his phone number.
u mean my LOST bf setup house somewhere else with a phone n all? :(
BUT wut?
Keshi.
hey Amy I missed replying to ya in the crowd..so sorry! So here it is:
ReplyDelete**what trigges the rushes within?:
hmm just his look n body..that will do.
LOL!
Keshi.
heehee there goes our dear keshi in one of her moods again ;p
ReplyDeleteur property will be returned to u if found miss keshi...heehee
ReplyDeleteinfact if beck's reading this post, he might be very much tempted to get back ;)
hello buddy, wake up. u r dreaming too much. u r asking for dave that too da modified version of him.....(he has to clean as told etc). but anyways, all da best for ur search.
ReplyDeleteDAMN U
ReplyDeleteu spoiled my cooksie funn
I have a good mind to fly to Sydney
and put u across my knee
Oh...well....ya...i will realese him asap once ad is shoot. He is doing a Pepsiad in mumbai, and a slightly busy... so..well not to worry...and I m free.. I mean to take a gift from you..! lolz!
ReplyDeletedont get panic...beck will reach safely ..
:D
Keshi baby the dedication post is yet to come up in 2-3 days. Then ppl wil start postin. Btw u got to let ur readers know abt this ting on my blog, then only more chances of u gettin dedication...cauz i really dono if we both share same set of bloggers. So ur bloggers wud anycase not know nah except the common ones between us. U get me?...love n hugs.
ReplyDeleteI wish there comes a Beckham like guy to exist on ur views. its hot hot the video
ReplyDeleteHe is here in the US. Please come get him and "skank spice" and return them to where they belong.
ReplyDeleteThanks,
Phos.
well, thanx for hopping-by
ReplyDeleteOhhh yeahhhh, I love it. I love George Clooney in the same way Keshi honey :)
ReplyDeleteNo worries sweetie...I'll take good care of him if I did find him...I'll pamper just as you would when he is with you.
ReplyDeleteI'll flash my megawatt smile at him rather than his wife who always sulk kekekek...
Just trust me....he'll be in good hands for sure :D
Haha. I'm afraid he might be cheating on you.
ReplyDeletehmmm.put a deal with someone who wants posh..will be worth it...btw...call me when someun returns...want to get a few things clarified ;P
ReplyDeletewell well keshi .. u need super hot dudes hun ..to be honest y wud I find him when I know that evn if I get 1 kiss despite being not an inch closer to dave .. but he wud b loved like hell :D .. yup .. I am the mean guy. LOL.
ReplyDeleteand if u really wanna find him ..dude .. u gotta go to the fields .. the green lush football ones I mean.. he cud be spotted there .. runnin away :D
cheese
LOL..Keshi,if he's seen anywhere around Dubai,you'll know.:)
ReplyDeleteI try to not like him, but I can't help it. Old Aussie saying, 'take a Bex and have a good lie down'. Would that work for you Keshi?
ReplyDeletelol, keshi, now pray that hу will be returned.
ReplyDeletebecause if the girl finds him, she would keep him for herself.
and if a guy founds him, well, i guess, we wont see him anymore. Guys dont like such competition :D
Hi Keshi,
ReplyDeleteAfter a long time, I am back to blogging..
Hope you are doing great and ya If I happen to see yoru boy fren , I will return it to you :D
Take care
Mona
Would you believe if I say I have his real autograph with me ?
ReplyDeleteBut thats true - TRUE
Will find him. :)
But sorry I can't take your reward. Sorry about that - I have another dedicated source for that.
oh oh...kesh!! Beckham...hmmm...mebbe he's on his way up to meet, just check sooner....
ReplyDeleteyou're actually missing him??? aaawww
He has heaps of dosh too. former G/F say's he has a teeny weeny thingy.
ReplyDeletebe careful what you wish for keshi, you just might get it!
ReplyDeleteThat guy is also married to the same woman for a long time and has three boys to raise too and speaks in a horrible accent!!! WAKE UP Keshi girl!!;D
ReplyDeletelol...u are funny!!
ReplyDeleteU in for a Panzee ...
ReplyDeleteIf you are serious about competing with POSH you must be willing to say ((MAYJAH)) one million times a day.
ReplyDeleteMy theory is that Mister Metrosexual really loves that expression.
Try it.
Becks is MAYJAH!
Well for a minute I thought you were talking abt me .. LOL
ReplyDeleteBut good on you mate, I guess you were on dope last night. Nice. Very nice !
lol! So ur crazy about Beckham eh! :P
ReplyDeleteI pray that he leaves his wife for u soon! ;)
-I
Ooh yeah he's tasty. Very very tasty...BUT ...have you ever heard his voice: like Minnie Mouse on Helium. I know, you're saying, well, I usually put his mouth to good use and while he's doing it there's no need for talk. But also he's dumb. Very very dumb. All right for a one nighter but you'd want to give him back to Posh the next day!
ReplyDeleteCan I get the Kiss first as a good luck kiss?
ReplyDeletewill do...if i find him..on my way!!!
ReplyDeletetake care keshi!!
Can I borrow and the return?
ReplyDeletePri :)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
hi again Pri :)
ReplyDelete**if beck's reading this post, he might be very much tempted to get back
oyeah Im sure he will. And if that Posh Bosh leaves him alone ***rolling eyes***
Keshi.
hey Satish!
ReplyDelete** r asking for dave that too da modified version of him.....(he has to clean as told etc
huhhhh I didnt ASK him to clean...he's like that. dun u know he's a mega clean-freak himself? :)
Keshi.
why Jim?
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
lol Amit ty!
ReplyDeletehe's doing a Pepsi ad in Mumbai? goshh is that how he got lost? duh!
**and I m free.. I mean to take a gift from you.
HAHAHA u cheater!
Keshi.
hey Mez tnxx hun!
ReplyDelete**Btw u got to let ur readers know abt this ting on my blog, then only more chances of u gettin dedication...cauz i really dono if we both share same set of bloggers
lol I should hv know that na...duh my blonde moments! yeah ok I will inform everyone here in my next post woohoo! :)
HUGS!
Keshi.
aww tnxx Jeevan!
ReplyDeleteyep Kylie is HOT. I know why u like her LOL!
Keshi.
hey Phoso!
ReplyDelete**He is here in the US. Please come get him and "skank spice" and return them to where they belong.
aww dun say that...I mean not to MAH BECKZ :(
Keshi.
my pleasure @Satish!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
hey Caz how goes it? :)
ReplyDelete**George Clooney
I dun like him all that much..I guess Im into blonde guys. LOL!
Keshi.
hey Shionge!
ReplyDelete**I'll pamper just as you would when he is with you.
plzz plzz dun seduce him with ur amazing beauty...plz drop him rite now, even if it's on the floor..I'll fix him later.
;-)
Keshi.
hey Pravin WC here!
ReplyDeletecheating on me? oww its ok as long as he comes BACK to me ;-)
Keshi.
hey Vish!
ReplyDelete**put a deal with someone who wants posh..will be worth it...
thats a top tip! tnxx mate!
**btw...call me when someun returns...want to get a few things clarified
like wut? u can ask me. I know EVERY nano detail abt him.
Keshi.
Anuj I looked in all the footy fields..he's nowhere arrrrrrg!
ReplyDelete**y wud I find him when I know that evn if I get 1 kiss despite being not an inch closer to dave .
LOL u meanie!
Keshi.
aww Amit tnxx!
ReplyDeletebtw he was at a posh (pun unintended) bar in Syd next to my office building a couple of months ago and I cudnt even spot him duh! anyways thats b4 he got lost LOL!
Keshi.
hey Andrew!
ReplyDelete**'take a Bex and have a good lie down
wow it sure does LOL! Especially the Bex n Lie down bit ;-)
Keshi.
heyy Lena tnxx hun!
ReplyDelete**and if a guy founds him, well, i guess, we wont see him anymore. Guys dont like such competition
oyeah I so can see that from some nasty comments here by my male friends. LOL!
Keshi.
Mona WB hun n tnxx alot! ;-)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
JM u may hv his real autograph but I hv the real him in my bed LOL!
ReplyDelete**But sorry I can't take your reward. Sorry about that - I have another dedicated source for that.
no worries at all :) then no reward..just return him will ya. LOL!
Keshi.
aww Prats just the thought of him walking towards me makes me faint.
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
Vesty Vest hows ya? :)
ReplyDelete**former G/F say's he has a teeny weeny thingy
really? I've seen HIM..trust me HE's big! LOL!
Keshi.
aww Willz I so wanna wish for it then ;-)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
hey Asha!
ReplyDeleteJust woke up..yes LOL!
**That guy is also married to the same woman for a long time and has three boys to raise too and speaks in a horrible accent
o I know...but she can be replaced with a better POSH like me rite?
Keshi.
hehe Gunj..
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
aww Tarun dun be so green LOL!
ReplyDeleteHe's HOT 24/7 all my life forever n ever. ;-)
Just look at him!
Keshi.
heyya Homey!
ReplyDelete**MAYJAH
yes I hv a MAYJAH crush on him ;-)
Keshi.
hey Vikz!
ReplyDelete**Well for a minute I thought you were talking abt m
aww :)
**dope
all the time so it makes no difference LOL!
Keshi.
Impressionist I'm his WIFE...his Wild Intelligent Ferocious Entertainer
ReplyDelete;-)
Keshi.
lolllllz Emma ur funny!
ReplyDelete**have you ever heard his voice: like Minnie Mouse on Helium
yes I hv heard is voice...but I can forgive that tiny flaw LOL!
**dumb
is he? aww I dun think so. He's such a good Soccer player. So I guess he's smarter than alot of guys out there. :) o well, we r all dumb/smart in one way or the other.
tnxx hun!
Keshi.
Emma and yes ONE NIGHTER plz lol!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
Ghosty good-luck for what? LOL!
ReplyDeleteawwww...MWAHHHHHHHHHH! :)
Keshi.
k KP tnxx!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
heyyya Zhu!
ReplyDelete**Can I borrow and the return?
no no no!
Keshi.
hehe keshi...ur crazy...nd funny... :)
ReplyDeleteOK, Kesh...
ReplyDeleteLet's be serious now.
This is NOT a time to be "delusional".
You must ALWAYS try to remember facts...HE IS MINE!! ; )
Have a wonderful weekend!
Hugs & Blessings
VEST fell for cooksie
ReplyDeletehehehehe
Maybe he ran away with my Buddha!
ReplyDeletethou shall not covet another woman's man
ReplyDeletehehehe
ReplyDeleteI annoyed VEST
I just burst his bubble
I bet he wont publish what I wrote
Aphrodite tell me something new..LOL!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
hey Coco!
ReplyDelete**You must ALWAYS try to remember facts...HE IS MINE
LOL yeah rite dream on hunny! ;-)
Keshi.
TQM dun do that to ppl man LOL!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
Stepher who knows ha!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
**thou shall not covet another woman's man
ReplyDeleteTQM then wut the hell d u think ur doing in Blogs!
Keshi.
Jim stop messing with ppl's heads lol!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
remember he is lost ??
ReplyDeletehehhehe! ;)))
lolz Veenz u naughty lil vixen!
ReplyDelete*chases Veenz ard with a butterfly net*
Keshi.
LOL!Victoria is gonna mad at you dear!! haha!
ReplyDeleteBTW,i have a new site,maybe you can drop me a line?Thanx!
http://ally4u.net
enjoy your weeknd Keshi dear!
miss you so much!!
Becks is pretty darn cute, I agree and I think his wife is a freak. Do you think she knows Jim? :-)
ReplyDeleteokie,...no worries
ReplyDeleteu take him, i'll take her.
deal done.
Beckham is a poof!
ReplyDeleteOnce a great footballer he's now a puppie, runs after his money and tries to life in his wifes life. sorry, but he's not a man. look is just not enough
Ghee hey let Posh be as mad as she wanna be..cos I still wanna play footsie with Becks LOL!
ReplyDeleteChecked out ur new site..SMOKIN babeh!
Keshi.
hahaha Wisdom hun yes I think Posh knows Jim very well...they gel well too. ;-)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
BT take Posh away for good plz..along with her clothes-hanger-like body too.
ReplyDelete:)
Keshi.
Murane tnxx!
ReplyDeleteaww he's no poof...he fathered 3 kids LOL!
**runs after his money and tries to life in his wifes life.
mebbe it seems like that cos both r very rich n popular. Becks has his onw celebrity status too btw. :)
**sorry, but he's not a man
o he sure is a man cos he excites me LOL!
Keshi.
Hey...me tooo...... :)
ReplyDeleteI m straight....but
I love Beckham...gosh he's so hot :)
another guy from whom I would have died for if I were a girl is Johny Depp :D
:)
take care
~ali
hey Ali tnxx for being so honest :)
ReplyDeleteAltho Depp dun do much for me..I dunno why hehe.
Keshi.
hey very nice blog i really enjoyed reading it and like the awesome pics u have uploaded
ReplyDeletewith regards
edgar dantas
www.gadgetworld.co.in
ty Edgar! :)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.