Roses are redViolets are blue
Now that I'm broken
Get me some glue
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've waited so long
I'm gonna sue you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My question is
Where the F*** are you!
Roses are redViolets are blue
I've started dating Elvis
Too bad for you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you aint dead yet
I hope your brains grew
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Just that I noticed
My shoes are still new
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You'd be hard to find
Even in Peru!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I should've known
That you don't have a clue
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Now that I'm dead
You can't give me the flu
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You might be sleeping
Like the Baboons do?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you were a ghost
I still won't see you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My boobs are no more
And it's all because of you!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll come kick you
After I learn Kung-Fu
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If I ever meet you
I'll feed you Tofu
Roses are red
Violets are blue
oops I cant find a spot
To print a Tattoo!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Please F*** off
I've something else to do
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I know you like me
But I dun like you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Did you pass out
Or die in your pew?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Watch out Mr.Right
Your funeral is due
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Should I look for you
Somewhere on Yahoo?
Dimes are silver
Pennies are brass
Why is your brain
Stuck in your a***!
I made those up for my very, ummm, romantic Valentine who's nowhere to be seen btw...probably on a massive drug-overdose...awwwww ***sticks out tongue at ya***. If you wanna add to this list, please do so (sweet or mean). Be as creative as you can. Happy Shmellingtines Day all you eww-inspiring lovers! ***pukes violently***. All those Singles out there, ROCK ON babies! And all you LOVELY people here who brighten up my every single day, MWAHHHHHHHHHZ I LOVE YOU, this is for ya!Current Music: Something Stupid by Frank and Nancy Sinatra
Well that made me feel better!!!!! been a rough day :(
ReplyDeleteHUGS Kaylz why d u feel like ur dying????///
ReplyDeletebecause of the great amount of pain that i am in!!!! my chest and now the other area :( you are truly helping me get through this in a great way and I thank you for always being there for me :) i am sure that i will be much happier soon!!!!! its just a matter of time!
Happy Valentines day gorgeous!
ReplyDeletelol.. lovely write up Keshi.
ReplyDeleteAnd hey u ought to let him read this when he is found.
You guys would probably be tickled in laughs.;)
Happy Valentine's Day!"D
MWAHS!
you made me smile. you made me laugh.
ReplyDeletetanx.
Wow, very cute!
ReplyDeleteRoses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And Keshi is cute
Happy Valentine's Day!
Very, um, Moving. Yeah! Heheh
ReplyDeleteHappy Love Day!
Rock on!
What a poem!!!!
ReplyDeleteFunny!!! hahhaha!
Happy Valentine's Day, hun!
HUGGGGGGGGGZ to you sweets!
Got any chocolate to share?
Margie
Roses are red
ReplyDeleteViolets are blue
Keshie's a sweetheart
And beautiful too
Is this a contest too?
ReplyDeleteRoses are red
Violets are blue
Today is stupid
Go belch and moo!
Hi Keshi
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha.....
Loved it.
Just come back from a stupid meeting. You know how much I hate meetings.
This is just what I needed!
Tankyou! Tankyou! Tankyou!
Where in ell is the 'H'?
LOL
Bev
Roses are red
ReplyDeleteViolets are blue
I wish she was dead
You know it's true
What?
Okay, how bout these...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Keshi is cute
And sexy too
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wanna hug Keshi
And kiss her too
woo-hoo! ;-)
Kaylz cheer up. I know its a very hard thing to do given the situation ur in, but u hv me and all the friends here for ya...ok? HUGGGGGGGGGZ! Imagine u never knew of the Blog world? Trust me, there r alot of ppl like that :)
ReplyDeleteSo did u get chocs today?
Keshi.
tnxx hun @Steph!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
hahaha Amy yes I should...tnxx hun!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
So happy to hear that Willz! :)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
Nice! I thought it was a song actually, I could almost hear a rhythm as I was reading.
ReplyDeleteEr... hope it's humorous rather than bitter! Keshi wouldn't be bitter, right? ;)
Head up girl!
hey Krys thats a very cute one! ty n MWAH!
ReplyDeleteone for u...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You and I
Are friends so true
:)
HUGS!
Keshi.
aww ty Rex!
ReplyDeleteMWAH!
Keshi.
YES I go lots of chocolate!!!!! thank you that is very true!!!!!! love ya :) I AM OKAY NOw :)
ReplyDeleteheyya Margie MWAH!
ReplyDelete**Got any chocolate to share?
lol plenty...I got some Baci chocs that I bought for mum...want some?
hv a lovey-dovey day with ur man
;-)
Keshi.
me listening to robbie williams's something stupid... happy valentines kesh
ReplyDeletethats sooo sweet George TY!
ReplyDeletehere's one for ya:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
George is a hunk
With a heart so true
:)
Keshi.
hey Solitaire :) not a competition..just having fun.
ReplyDelete**Roses are red
Violets are blue
Today is stupid
Go belch and moo!
hahahaha I laughed so hard TY!
Keshi.
Good to know that Bev LOL!
ReplyDeleteI loathe meetings yuikkz! wut dija do, draw data models of LOVE? haha!
**Where in ell is the 'H'?
lol wut d u mean?
Keshi.
I can show you the world
ReplyDeleteShining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide?
I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride
A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming
A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you
Now I'm in a whole new world with you
Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky
A whole new world
Don't you dare close your eyes
A hundred thousand things to see
Hold your breath - it gets better
I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't go back to where I used to be
A whole new world
Every turn a surprise
With new horizons to pursue
Every moment red-letter
I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you
A whole new world
That's where we'll be
A thrilling chase
A wondrous place
For you and me
, ,
this is the right lyric for Valentines Day Silly, ,
hey Jay!
ReplyDelete**Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wish she was dead
You know it's true
LOL hahaha!
aww u did well with the Keshi ones. :) HUGGGGGGGGZ n MWAHHHHHHHHHZ!
here's one for ya:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Jay is a stunner
I love him I do
:)
Keshi.
hey Zhu!
ReplyDelete** hope it's humorous rather than bitter! Keshi wouldn't be bitter
def humorous hun! :)
tnxx!
Keshi.
Chriz I like this version of the song...cos it's old n nice hehehe.
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
Jim thats so Disney lol!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
Kaylz Im glad. :)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
hey...morning humorous keshi...nice poem...i mean look the amt of free time u ve..lol...happy valentines day to u :)...plan to use the medium today??? ;)
ReplyDeletelol Mav no free time...this was done late last nite.
ReplyDeleteIm sooo busy here at work but just blogging in between to kill the stress :)
Keshi.
AWWWWW!
ReplyDeleteYou would share some of that chocolate with me.
Thaxxxx, hun!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love chocolate
But, not as much as I love you!
I think it will be a lovey-dovey day, as I got a doz. red roses tonight.
Off to bed now, I was supposed to be in bed a while ago, as I need to be all better when we go out to dinner tomorrow night.
Nitey-nite, Keshi!
MWAH!
Margie
Roses are red
ReplyDeleteyour lips are red too
Violets are blue
but not me
since I found u
its a wonderful world
this blog world
i found soo many girls here
young and old
most of these girls i never will meet
some like RM and Margie coz they are happily married
some coz they are les
and they dont take me seriously
some like the japonese lady
coz they are younger than my daughter
some like K
who dont see me as a lover
only a good friend
some like Keshi
coz she wont go all the way
lol...how late was the last nite eh???
ReplyDeletenewaz..off now..heading to class...u head to ER :D
Kaylee
ReplyDeleteu need to focus on pleasant thoughts
but its hard i know when u r in pain
but all the more when u r in pain
u need to escape from pain
by pain killers or better still mind control
the mind is wonderful
here i am in mumbai
the Marathi manus is terrorizing the non marathis
Mumbai aamchee, they say
first they attacked muslims
now they are attacking north indians
soon they will attack Goans
not a day goes by when somebody is killed by insane mobs here
now u can cower in fear waiting for your turn
or u can just ignore the fear
and carry on living
where is SOUTHY?
he is gonna kill me for me dis
very creative post! Happy Valentines to u! hv a great one gal!mmuuuahhhh
ReplyDeleteanits
Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.
ReplyDeleteMore quotes from George Bernard Shaw
I knew it! I knew Keshi Darling is gonna come up with a funny post on V's Day kekekek...I love it and my wish is that you won't be waiting too long for your prince charming ;)
ReplyDeleteHave an nice day pal!
hey lovely woman :)
ReplyDeletewishing u a happy valentine's day
Muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
missing u loads ( do keep in touch thru mails)
love u
utssy
lets take a walk together near the open shore hand in hand you and i..
ReplyDeletelets cherish every moment we have been given the time is passin by..
i hope and pray before i lay down by your side if u receive your..
callng before i awake could i make it through the night..
cherish the love we had, we should chersih the life we live..
cherish the love, cherish the life, cherish the love..
cherish the love we had, for as long as we both shall live..
cherish the love, cherish the life, cherish the love..
cherish the love we had, we should chersih the life we live..
cherish the love, cherish the life, cherish the love..
cherish the love we had, for as long as we both shall live..
cherish the love, cherish the life, cherish the love..
the world is always changing nothing stays the same..
but love will stand the test of time..
the next life that we live in remains to be seen will you be by my side..
i hope and pray before i lay down by your side and if u receive your..
callng before i awake could i make it through the night..
cherish the love we had, we should chersih the life we live..
cherish the love, cherish the life, cherish the love..
cherish the love we had, for as long as we both shall live.
cherish the love, cherish the life, cherish the love..
cherish the love we had, we should chersih the life we live..
cherish the love, cherish the life, cherish the love..
cherish the love we had, for as long as we both shall live
cherish the love, cherish the life, cherish the love..
cherish the love we had, we should chersih the life we live..
cherish the love, cherish the life, cherish the love.....
, ,
sing happy songs Keshi
today is not the day to think negative, ,
aloha :)
ReplyDeletetht was really funny!!
day will go better ;)
lol....
ReplyDeleteloved it - really cool - long live the singles :)
roses are red
violets are blue
looking at you
makes me want to go to the loo
cheers and happy valentines daY
Roses are red.
ReplyDeleteThe sheets are black.
I'll take you to heaven
Before your man comes back.
Happy Valentine's day my dear...how are u doing?
ReplyDeleteYou made me laugh and yes I'm back :)
Stay Beautiful...!!
happy valentine's chicki
ReplyDeletemay our tetas feel some lovin soon damnit and not from our own hands!!!
muah!
Well lordy I shall not be, I shall not be moved
ReplyDeleteI shall not be, I shall not be moved
Just like a tree that's growin' in the meadow (down by the water)
I shall not be moved
I'm on my way to glory land and I shall not be moved
On my way to glory land I will not be moved
I'm like a tree that's planted by the water
I shall not be moved
I shall not be, I shall not be moved
I shall not be, I shall not be moved
Just like a tree that's planted by the water
I shall not be moved
I shall not be, I shall not be moved
I shall not be, I shall not be moved
Just like a tree that's planted by the water
I shall not be moved
Well I'm on my way to glory land and I shall not be moved
On my way to glory land I shall not be moved
I'm like a tree that's planted by the water
I shall not be moved
Oh well
I shall not be, I shall not be moved
I shall not be, I shall not be moved
Just like a tree that's planted by the water
I shall not be moved
On this rock of ages, I shall not be moved
On this rock of ages, I shall not be moved
Just like a tree that's planted by the water
I shall not be moved
Glory, glory, glory hallelujah, I shall not be moved
Glory hallelujah, I shall not be moved
Just like a tree that's planted by the water
I shall not be moved
, ,
inspite of the black humor here
I still see skies of blue
and women who believe in love and romance, ,
and not in just getting laid
"Just that I noticed
ReplyDeleteMy shoes are still new
I'll come kick you"
"After I learn Kung-Fu"
these are some funny reading ;) That’s very sweet of the present in the pictures. Hugsss
Here is mine:
Roses are red
violets are blue
I love you so
and these flow
Roses are red
violets are blue
I have lovely times
being here too :)
lol...
ReplyDeletethat was funny!
Happy Valentine's Day to u sweets!
Anjuli
Smile and the world smiles with ya!
ReplyDeleteCry and I'll wipe away the tears...
So many roses and so many blues, hehehe, having fun at valentine, eh !!
ReplyDeleteAn old roses crap from my side too:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I was born smart
WTF happened to you :P
Emjoy the day lady !
Hi Keshi,
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentines Day to you. God bless you.
Happy valentine day for you....... for me latest Post :Urgent vacancy for the post of Girl Friend…
ReplyDeleteRose are red
ReplyDeleteViolets are blue
Don't worry Mr Right's coming
He's coming for you.
Happy Valentine's Day Keshi.
Roses are red,
ReplyDeleteViolets are blue,
For poetry's sake,
It's lucky that's true.
For if roses were red,
But violets were purple,
This would be harder,
Coz as far as I know there's no word that rhymes with purple...
Happy VD, Keshi.
You have a lovely blog...
I see a lot of rush in the words. And I have a feeling that soemthing will happen today, for you. Do let us know.
ReplyDeleteAnd don't you dare think it won't happen, because it will. Because it always does.
Take care...
lovely...keshi btw u heard of hallelujah?
ReplyDeletehahaha hilarious ones there...
ReplyDeleterock on babes!!
keshi turns poetess and this time no credit to cupid :p
have a happy valentine day :)
happy valentines day keshi!!! taht's a lovely song.. adn well.. i lopve it!! :)
ReplyDeleteRoses are red
ReplyDeleteViolets are blue
Iam still in bed
my head feels like lead
happy valentine girl...
Very funny!
ReplyDeleteHow about
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Most rhymes rhyme
This one doesn't
lol awwww!!!
ReplyDeleteRoses are red
Violets are Blue
Why you worrying hun?
When I love you! ;p
hey...
ReplyDeletesome were ROTFL....lol...
but don't mock couples...
I LIKE!!
I'm single still...when I see people genuinely in love being cute(theres a fine line between cute and corny), I still go all "aawwww..how cuteeee!"
neway..
happy valentine's day(its such a farcical occasion though!!)
cheers to EVERYday!
Roses are red
ReplyDeleteviolets atre blue
Why you are so sweet?
Give me a clue!
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
I'm feeling thirsty,
Gimme mountain due
Roses are red
violets are blue,
I'm going too far
like a sailor's crew!
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
Don't cru much
I don't have tissue (:D)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You go with Elvis
I'll take drew! (:D)
Hey Sweet Keshi, howz yaa?
Did u review my blog Engine http://news.linq.in?
Please d it and let me know ur review.
(And the surprise is that you are one of the best bloggers in our awards/best page.) Check it out.
Heheheh... Lemme add some true psycho babble to the pot;)
ReplyDelete"Roses are red and Violets are blew,
Reminds me strangely of all those I slew"
Mwahahahaha:) Ok, don't ask whats come over me, okay???
Hugs!
Love ya Keshi. Remain d same
ReplyDeleteHugz and kisses.
Roses are red,
ReplyDeleteViolets are blue,
The gurl next door is hot,
And so is her mom, i am (hiccup)sure ...
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you thought Keshi was single,
I am as well LOL
That was god so funny ;-). How you had a good day off.
Looking cute kesh ;)
ReplyDeleteHeHe!! Very nice rhymes!!! Love ya Keshi!
ReplyDeleteArvind didn't even remember today is V day! When I told him, he says "everyday is V day for you because I come straight home to you from work!". It's true, it did make me feel good!:))
roses are red
ReplyDeleteviolets are blue
I saw him passin by
I guess he went to the Loo !!
roses are red
violets are blue
m sick n fucked up
on d bloody valentine m down wid flu :(
Happy Valentine day keshi ..HUGGGZZZZ ;)
take care.
Do you think Frank should be singing that song with Nancy?
ReplyDeleteI think the feds might have something to say about it!
Happy Valentine's Day.
Who knows... you might go out tonight and meet someone special.
Love the music and the words you made up.
ReplyDeleteThis is what I have to say
Roses are red
violets are blue
Just be yourself
And you will be wooed.
Have a nice day Keshi.
Damn this insipid Hallmarkian charade!
ReplyDeleteMost of you are prolly too young to remember the pre-Politically Correct school days when only the most attractive mates in this Darwinian Lottery received Cards.
They would gloat over there mountain of syncophantic slatherings while the undesirables and social pariahs moped and stared at their empty desktop.
Oh the Humanity!
Anyone who needs a designated, mandatory, Calendaric, edict to tell their special someone that they LOVE them is pathetic.
Let's acknowledge all of this bullsh*t for what it really is, a commercialized, fraudulent, ridiculous, excuse for post-pubescent wankers to try and get some 'action'.
The Romans had Temple prostitutes to satisfy the demands of worshipping Venus and these venereal activities were taxable and put money in the State coffers. Everyone benefitted...
except the working gals who must have hated working overtime on Venereal Day!
Now most of the money goes to chocolateers and florists...and Marital Aid Boutiques...DOH!
I just lost my train of thought.
Dammmmit!
VEST had an accident
ReplyDeletehe stumbled and fell
his head looks like he had a caesarian
hehehehe
Roses are red
ReplyDeleteViolets are blue
If you say so
Even the roses are blue
(hands out bucket for Keshi to puke) :-)
I've heard "Something Stupid" by Robbie Williams and Nicole Kidman. Didn't know that was a cover :-P
keshi chan is still the bestest!!! by the way i was out of blogging for long and now i cant access Niki chan's blog!!!didnt get an invite :(
ReplyDeleteroses are red
ReplyDeleteviolets are blue
the chicken i ate had bird flu
now i sit crapping
in the dirty loo
Im here...not drug overdosed :p
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentines day keshi! Hugs...
Hi Keshi
ReplyDeleteThis might just be a solution to your man problem. :)
Gorillas have been caught on camera for the first time performing face-to-face intercourse.
Humans and bonobos were the only primates thought to mate in this manner. And while researchers have observed wild gorillas engaged in such an act, it had never been photographed.
"Our current knowledge of wild western gorillas is very limited, and this report provides information on various aspects of their sexual behavior," said Thomas Breuer of the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology. "It is fascinating to see similarities between gorilla and human sexual behavior demonstrated by our observation."
LOL
Bev
Just popped by to say
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentines Day
And if you weren't so far away
Gorgeous Kes, I'd make your day!!
Looks like someone's suffering pretty seriously from the Valenf***ingtine day blues.
ReplyDeletelolz
ReplyDeletehappy v day to ya as well
Loved u for this..HVD sweetz. Next yr will be our year. God cant be testin our patience so much nah.
ReplyDeleteGirl...this was hillarious.
ReplyDeleteI just wrote one such poem, about 2-3 days back, full of anguish, and swearing, and scoffing and huffing.
But after that, I felt so cleansed ya know.
So I guess you must feel the same too.
I'll post that one soon, so you see, literary spurts outta my f***ed up head in times of lunacy...lol !!!
hey Margie hope u had a ROMANTIC V day hun. I know everyday is V day for ya. :)
ReplyDelete**Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love chocolate
But, not as much as I love you!
that is so very sweet. Such a lovely thing to say!
here's one from me:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If I see an angel
That would be you!
Keshi.
Jim Dean here's one for ya:
ReplyDeleteRoses are blue
Violets are red
oops did I say it wrong
I think Im dead!
lol!
Keshi.
Mav Im a nite owl ;-)
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ty Anits!
Keshi.
hey Shionge tnxx! :):)
ReplyDelete::HUGS::
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Uttsy the sweet smiling princess...HUGGGGGGGGGGZ n tnxx hun!
I know ur very busy these days...tc n be in touch.
btw did u get any roses?
Keshi.
hey Jim Dean I like that song...CHERISH.
ReplyDelete**sing happy songs Keshi
today is not the day to think negative, ,
wuts negative abt this? urrrrrrrrrrrg! Its the truth :):)
Keshi.
heyya Knat WC n Im glad I cud make u laff :):)
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heyya Ceedy lolz!
**roses are red
violets are blue
looking at you
makes me want to go to the loo
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! ty so much that was sooo funny LOL!
hv a good day Mr.Single! ;-)
Keshi.
heyy Grunty!
ReplyDelete**Roses are red.
The sheets are black.
I'll take you to heaven
Before your man comes back.
oooh lala SULTRY SASSY SEXY stuff! ;-)
tnxx that was great!
Keshi.
hey Sugarlips WB I missed ya!
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lolz Lissa tnxx hun MWAHHHHHHHH!
Keshi.
Jimmy Valentine hows ya?
ReplyDelete** inspite of the black humor here
I still see skies of blue
and women who believe in love and romance, ,
and not in just getting laid
does this echo 'not getting laid'? Why d u always get confused with my posts? LOL!
Keshi.
heyy Jeevan that was lovely tnxx mate!
ReplyDelete**Roses are red
violets are blue
I have lovely times
being here too :)
awww...
here's one for ya Jeevan:
Dimes are silver
Pennies are brass
You're a friend
Of genuine class!
HUGGGGGGGGGGZ!
Keshi.
Anjuli tnxx hun!
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Stevo HUGGGGGGGGZ n tnxx mate!
Keshi.
hey Gonecase tnxx!
ReplyDelete**Roses are red
Violets are blue
I was born smart
WTF happened to you
LOL hahahaha nice one! how abt another one like this:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'd like to meet ya
And punch u black n blue
:):)
hv a good one mate!
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tnxx Mel same to ya!
Keshi.
lolz Rohit WC and I'd love to read ur GF Vacancy post soon. tnxx!
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heyy Nadine tnxx hun that was so sweet! Here's one for ur beautiful heart..
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Nadine is as sweet
As fresh sparkling dew.
HUGGGGGGZ!
Keshi.
hey Fingers WC n ty!
ReplyDeleteLOL i loved ur one!
**For if roses were red,
But violets were purple,
This would be harder,
Coz as far as I know there's no word that rhymes with purple...
hahaha! but wut abt the word 'CIRCLE'? close i guess :)
Keshi.
aww Kulz tnxx but nothing very romantic happened yday...except mum left a beautiful V-day card and a rose for me on my bed when I went home :)
ReplyDeletethat was lovely!
Keshi.
Here's one for ya, keshi:
ReplyDeletethe roses are shrivelled
the violets are dead
there's a lot of men out there
need a shot through the head ;).
yes, it's very sweet :).
yes Vish why? :)
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tnxx Pri ;-)
Keshi.
ty Sam!
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heyya Tys!
**Roses are red
Violets are blue
Iam still in bed
my head feels like lead
LOL hahahahaha nice one! u r too funny!!
Keshi.
heyy Mutley!
ReplyDelete**Roses are red
Violets are blue
Most rhymes rhyme
This one doesn't
lol hahaha that one is VERY MUTLEY!
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aww Cheesy u r so sweet HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ n ty!
here's one for ya:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You are beautiful
And very kind too.
Keshi.
lol Vitruvian ty!
ReplyDelete**but don't mock couples...
aww no I dun mock normal couples..but I dun like ppl who display their affection in public places...coochi cooing n all..massive pashing etc YUKKKK!
Keshi.
hey Mayur that was very clever! :) so sweet too. ty!
ReplyDelete**Roses are red
Violets are blue
You go with Elvis
I'll take drew
THE BEST! lol!
here's one for ya:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You go with Drew
I'll still take you.
:)
ok will check it soon. ty, that sounds like a V-day treat for me WOOHOO!
Keshi.
heyy Ziah luv!
ReplyDelete**Roses are red and Violets are blew,
Reminds me strangely of all those I slew"
hahahahahahaha! LOVED IT! U R HOT! lol u n I hv the same kinda head. :):) ty sweetie!
Keshi.
aww Mayur ty n u too!
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hey Vikz!
**Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The gurl next door is hot,
And so is her mom, i am (hiccup)sure ...
lol u serious!!!
**Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you thought Keshi was single,
I am as well LOL
hahahaha doesnt rhyme, sooo funny!
Keshi.
aww Mayur ty n u too!
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hey Vikz!
**Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The gurl next door is hot,
And so is her mom, i am (hiccup)sure ...
lol u serious!!!
**Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you thought Keshi was single,
I am as well LOL
hahahaha doesnt rhyme, sooo funny!
Keshi.
hey Jono I know I'd look cute even when Im dead. LOL tnxx!
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Asha hey HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ!
**everyday is V day for you because I come straight home to you from work!".
thats such a ROMANTIC thing to say! Its the closest one can get to the REAL thing. Arvind sounds like a great guy.
Keshi.
Awwww so cute pics :) though the first one made me laugh :)
ReplyDeleteMy dear Happy Valentine's Day to you
Keep smiling
Cheers n Hugggz
hey Anuj lol!
ReplyDelete**roses are red
violets are blue
I saw him passin by
I guess he went to the Loo !!
hahaha!
**roses are red
violets are blue
m sick n fucked up
on d bloody valentine m down wid flu
lol but r ya serious? I mean d u hv the bird flu?
Get well soon Anuj! ::HUGS::
Keshi.
hiyyya Bumble :)
ReplyDelete** you might go out tonight and meet someone special.
in my dreams yes..hehehe. how was ur's?
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aww Starry ty darling! U mean I'd be swept off my feet ha? :) WOW!
Here's one for ya:
Roses are red
violets are blue
Starry is a sparkling diamond
In the skies so blue...
HUGGGGGGGZ!
Keshi.
hahaha good Lord u make me laff! And u make good sense too. TY!
ReplyDelete**except the working gals who must have hated working overtime on Venereal Day!
LOL!
Love ya man! Agreed 100%!
Keshi.
Jim u serious??? Abt Vesty I mean???
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hey Vinesh lol ty!
**hands out bucket for Keshi to puke
haha tnxx!
Somethin' Stupid was originally done by Frank n Nancy. I like the Robbie and Nicole version too. But Old is always Gold u see :)
Keshi.
love the first pic... classic! lol
ReplyDeletehugs Kesh... ish all good... we all got each other innit;)
this is such a sweet song... have always loved this one... brings a smile all the time:)
hey Vinay WB!
ReplyDeleteyes Niki is not blogging as usual..besides I hvnt been invited to read her new blog either :(
Keshi.
heyy Stygian!
ReplyDelete**roses are red
violets are blue
the chicken i ate had bird flu
now i sit crapping
in the dirty loo
LOL haha that was funny!
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aww Ghosty HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ!
did u hv a good day?
Keshi.
HAHAHAHA Bev I cracked up readin that! TY I hv hope now LOL!
ReplyDelete**"It is fascinating to see similarities between gorilla and human sexual behavior demonstrated by our observation."
didnt I tell ya abt Baboons!
Now I head to the woods...so next V-day I mite get a rose from a Gorilla.
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hey Simon awww...
**Just popped by to say
Happy Valentines Day
And if you weren't so far away
Gorgeous Kes, I'd make your day!!
that was truly SPECIAL, ty MWAH!
here's one for ya:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My day isnt so blue
Because of sweet you!
:HUGS::
Keshi.
hey Apurv!
ReplyDelete**Valenf***ingtine day blues
LOL no blues but it sure is F***ingtine to the core!
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tnxx LaVida MWAHHHHHHHHH!
Keshi.
Mez tnxx hun MWAH!
ReplyDeleteGod cant be testing my Patience..cos Im not bothered at all anymore :)
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lolz Cinderella MWAH!
** I felt so cleansed ya know.
it sure does!
I'll read ur's soon. tnxx hun!
Keshi.
hey Sweet LEE!
ReplyDelete**the roses are shrivelled
the violets are dead
there's a lot of men out there
need a shot through the head
lol nice one hun!
here's another one:
the roses are shrivelled
the violets are dead
there's a lot of men out there
who are just F***ing dead!
HUGGGGGGGZ!
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ty sweet Dawny HUGGGGGGGGGGZ!
:)
Keshi.
thats rite Suga we hv each other..MWAHHHHHHHHH!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
Haha, that photo was morbid!
ReplyDeleteHappy belated Valentine's!
Muak!!
how are you keshi?
ReplyDeleteMetals (men) are elements that tend to lose electrons when they are involved in chemical reactions (love), and nonmetals (women)are those elements that tend to gain electrons.
ReplyDeleteSometimes these elements form ions, charged elements or groups of elements. Metallic ions, because they are formed from atoms that have lost electrons, are positively charged (the nucleus is unchanged). When an atom or ion loses electrons it is said to have been oxidized. (spilled)
A common oxidation reaction in corrosion is the oxidation of neutral iron atoms to positively charged iron ions:
Fe » Fe+2 + 2e-
The electrons lost from a metal must go somewhere, and they usually end up on a nonmetallic atom forming a negatively charged nonmetallic ion. Because the charge of these ions has become smaller (more negative charges) the ion or atom which has gained the electron(s) is said to have been reduced. (fucked)
4H+ +O2 + 4e- » 2H2O
or
2H+ +2e- » H2
While other reduction reactions are possible, the reduction of oxygen is involved in well over 90% of all corrosion reactions. Thus the amount of oxygen present in an environment, and its ability to absorb electrons, is an important factor in determining the amount of oxidation, or corrosion, of metal that occurs.
Mnemonic device: Many people have a hard time remembering what oxidation and reduction mean in terms of chemical reactions. If you just remember that reduction means “get smaller,” then you can remember that the electrical charge on a reduced chemical has gotten smaller (has more negative charges). The opposite reaction, oxidation, means that the charge has gotten larger (not so easy to remember).
, ,
one and a two
and a lets play the game of love, ,
hey gorgeous...afternoon...ki haal chal??replied to ur comment on my blog...btw wont b online today after an hr or so for the entire day...an event at my institute..so...
ReplyDelete, , Anyone who needs a designated, mandatory, Calendaric, edict to tell their special someone that they LOVE them is pathetic., ,
ReplyDeleteI agree Lord
Roses are red
ReplyDeleteViolets are bluish
If it wasn't for Christmas
The world would be Jewish.
........
Rosy's are red
and Violet's are blue
"What colour are yours Keshi?"
"I'm not telling you"
If it wasn't for Christmas
ReplyDeleteThe world would be Jewish.
........
Thank God
but heyyy God
VEST is atheist
will he get fucked on Judgement Day?
Saffy tnxx hun!
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Kaylz wussup? All ok?
Keshi.
TQM ur mathematically romantic LOL!
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Mav ok :) hv fun!
Keshi.
Jim I second it :)
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hey Vesty HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ! WUT IN THE HELL HAPPENED TO YA MAN???? Goshh u betta tc of urself! That pic was pretty scary...u hurt urself that bad!
**Rosy's are red
and Violet's are blue
"What colour are yours Keshi?"
"I'm not telling you"
LOL wuts that?
Keshi.
Jim Dean atheist or not, we r all one..HUMAN. :)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
Hi,Keshi...smile,smile,smile..at all your rhymes...I remembered just one funny rhyme from school days:(Wouldn't use it for anyone today,of course...LOL)
ReplyDeleteRoses are red,
violets are blue,
monkeys like you,
are found in the zoo'.
Happy Valentine's Day!
Roses are red
ReplyDeleteViolets are blue
I'd like to meet ya
And punch u black n blue
Lol..
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You want to meet me
I'll be waiting for you ;)
hey Amit tnxx LOL!
ReplyDelete**Roses are red,
violets are blue,
monkeys like you,
are found in the zoo'.
hahahaha!
here's one for u:
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
'Baboons' like you,
Are not a few.
LOL!
Keshi.
hey Gonecase!
ReplyDelete**Roses are red
Violets are blue
You want to meet me
I'll be waiting for you ;)
lolz where at? :)
here's one for ya:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're waiting for me?
In green, red or blue?
LOL!
Keshi.
Australia ain't happening for me in near future so where is dunno for now, hehe !
ReplyDeleteRoses are red
Violets are blue
You're waiting for me?
In green, red or blue?
....
Roses are red
Violets are blue
These aren't my colors
I prefer darker hue
lol good one GC!
ReplyDeletehere's mine:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
No worries mate
I'll somehow spot you.
lolz!
Keshi.
Ha ha ha! Good ones! Now I don't feel so bad about not having a date!
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentines Day!!
Cyberkitty WC n ty!
ReplyDeleteNever feel bad abt not having a Valentine...cos imagine if u got stuck with a jerk on Vals day? Its better to be single than be with a maniac. LOL!
Keshi.
Roses are red
ReplyDeleteViolets are blue
After watching all your pics
I'll spot you too :P
Hey Keshi,
ReplyDelete**Roses are red
Violets are blue
You go with Drew
I'll still take you.
Clever Girl! :D Anyways, I don't have any problems!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
It would be a great time with
Keshi and drew! (LOL)
Roses are red
violets are blue
I'm still a single
so are you!
I'm still a single so don't waste time(:D)
Would like to know more about ya.
Phew..Do you or I still need a valentine..incidentally how do you think of these..amazing...lol
ReplyDeleteTC
CU
Happy Valentines Day gorgeous gal! I hope you had a good one. xx
ReplyDeleteNora
keshi...i hope u hade great valentine day......:)
ReplyDeleteSimply superb......may i join da club?! ha ha ha.....
ReplyDeleteSimply Superb.....may i join da club?! ha ha ha......
ReplyDeleteAaaawww, happy belated valentine's day love, here's a valentine's wish in poem form for you:
ReplyDeleteRoses are Red
Pansies are Yellow
Soon in your bed
will be one gorgeous fellow.
And then I do my Tabitha from Bewitched nose wriggle and make it happen ; )
heya darling! i hope you still had a wonderful VDay even without the guy. I think single people should get a day to celebrate being single don't you think???
ReplyDeleteRoses are red and
ReplyDeleteviolets are blue,
this blog rocks
and so do uuuu....
Seriously i could not stop laughing.... :D
lolz, keshi, that was fun to read :D
ReplyDeleteloved it!! i guess he has to read it once he is found :D
roses are red
ReplyDeleteviolets are blue
i'm schizophrenic
and so am i.
roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
i'm gonna break your face!
(that last one is from "police squad", which developed into those naked gun movies....you have to recite it as a boxer in "muhammad ali" mode)
hehehe Gonecase that was cute :)
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heyya Mayur!
**It would be a great time with
Keshi and drew
LOL good one! hahaha!
Keshi.
CU :):)
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hey Nora ty sweetz!
Keshi.
ty KP :)
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lolz Phoenix WC to the club!
Keshi.
aww Helen that was superb LOL! tnxx hun u really made me laugh :):)
ReplyDelete** I do my Tabitha from Bewitched nose wriggle
Verra Cute!
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Silvara tnxx dahlin!
Ur right..they should hv a day for the Singles :)
Keshi.
Swati that was a great one WOW :) ty so much dahlin!
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lolz Lena tnxx sweetz!
Keshi.
heyya Brian lol ty!
ReplyDeletehahaha @Mohammed Ali mode!
Keshi.
hehehe...overdose it is aye...noise very noise..had me rolling with laughter all the way through...
ReplyDeletelol tnxx Aphrodite Im glad this made u laugh :):)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
Those cats look like my cats.
ReplyDeleteJust thought of a rhyme from a television programme in the 1970's. It didn't last very long which I was sorry about because it was rather amusing. The fellow wrote to the object of his affections "Roses are red, chickens are yeller, I hope that you like me 'cause I'm an awful nice feller." I always thought that was a good one!
hahaha thats a good one Judge!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
Am reading it again..loved it so much! Really funny.
ReplyDeleteHey this is funny!Heh.
ReplyDeletelolz Mez ;-)
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tnxx Clouds and WC!
:)
Keshi.