The sHit List

Ok as much as there's massive mind-rotting shit offline, there's such shit online too. So here's a list of what I see as Online Shit. Now this is MY list, not your's. So chillax *rolling eyes*. You may not consider some of these as shit...you may actually like them and I can't help that ok LOL! Anyways here I go with my Online sHit List:


*Orkut, Fuckbook, Assbook etc - I know some people use these social networking sites to keep in touch with their loved-ones, to share pics etc and that's ok. But I don't quite gel well with these sites...one glance of it put me off big time...maybe cos I get easily bored in a place where there's nothing new to learn. It's a Time-wasting haven I say!

*Anonymous assholes - Internet is a Jerks' paradise I tell ya. It gives any whackjob all the freedom in the world to train their Dickheadism to the max, without getting whacked where it hurts the most. As much as I have been subjected to such embryonically-deprived assholes, it has made me totally immune to such crap, which is great btw. Anonymous immunisation I tell ya!

*Blockbuster opened mouth idiots - Some people find the net a refuge to flaunt their stupidity so they display it oh so generously. Cos it's a cheaper, easier and safer avenue to open their unskilled mouths without thinking and without getting bashed up black and blue ofcourse. Untreated Gingivitis I say!

*Dick addicts - Net is a place for Ted Bundy kinda sex maniacs to roam free and target innocent victims, even children. I wonder what these blue-in-the-face nymphos do as they chat to innocents at their expense. Shit load of masturbating IDs I say!

*Annoying Penis-enlargement spam - Now do you think I need a Penis enlargment? Well it seems some people think I need it! *rolling eyes* Maybe in my next life, and if I'm a male aaaand if I'm insecure, I'd consider reading such revolting spam ok. Erectile AND Brain dysfunction at it's best I guess!

*Music download sites that piss you off to eternity - some Music download sites ask you for your email, phone number, granma's name, uncle's height etc etc for a FREE download and the questions never seem to end! Wonder what their last question would be - if I'm a virgin or how long my legs are? I get so angry I close the browser most of the time in total frustration. Download a gun I must!

*Gunk mail - such as 'Discounted meds' kinda fucked up shit. Tell me who really sends this kind of dumb marketing messages in this day and age? Does anybody even read it past the subject line? Chances are if someone wants discounted shit, they'd be in the Reject shop - not on the net. Glorious discounted truck load of gunk I tell ya!

*Chat rooms - well there used to be a time when I chatted online...say for about 3 months. And then I was so over it, very quickly too. I can't stand it anymore. It's boring to the core and seem to eat my cranium just thinking about it. Stinking chat 'slaughter' rooms rather!


Well I think these are what annoys me the most about the Internet. And yes I get murderous just thinking about them, hence the Hit list. Tell me what you consider as Online shit. Go for it my wisest lot on the Internet, yes that's you guys. MWAH!

This song is especially for Samby...cos he loves the older and sexier Kim ;-). Samby please stay, WE LOVE YA!


Current Music: You Keep Me Hangin' On by Kim Wilde