Sexploiting Sexperiences

Being a slave and all, I totally surrender to this particular slavery, and that's LUST. THE super hot German babe Claudia Schiffer apparently said 'Nothing can replace Sex'. ummm, I wonder if she ever tried a nice warm bath in the tub on a moonlit night, those 'orgasmic' yummalicious chocolates, shoes babeh shoes - Manolo Blahniks to be precise, silver stoned droplet earrings that 'tickle' your fancy, a shirtless John Abraham - basically sex on legs *gasps for breath*, a black halterneck top that makes ya wanna stare at your own cleavage for hours, rock music that gives ya audio orgies, reading a good piece of 'smartarse' article that gives you a brain orgy, driving alone listening to Dire Straits that'll make ya moan in total bliss, finding your blogmates awe-inspiring comments and posts that leave you with total euphoria, rich creamy coffee on a Wintery morning that'll have ya saying Yes Yes Yes!, dancing to some good music that'll make your body and soul unite in an I'm-getting-DONE-here kinda breathless frenzy, perving on my Bon-Jovi lookalike workmate while he's washing his cup at the sink that makes me wanna unbutton him on the spot *lol*, getting all dressed up and looking damn hawt that you become the Sex, watching the waves flirting sitting on a white sandy beach etc etc - yeah they too are Sex to me dahlin.

So, dear Miss.Claudia only-hunks-can-do-me Schiffer , have you ever tried any of this before you made that rather germy statement from Germanaaaay? Wonder if she ever got an orgy walking on the ramp. Maybe not. I'd though. Supermodels do need some BIO-fuel anyways ya know...cos they hardly eat, you see. But don't get me wrong, I like Claudia...she's a levelheaded chick and she's hot. Just that, if there's no replacement for Sex, then there'd be alot of people molesting each other like wild baboons, duncha think hunny?As for me, Kurt Cobain is Sex on vocals, Issey Miyake is Sex on scent, Oysters are Sex on a plate, a hot black bra is Sex on cloth, a popsicle is Sex on a stick, holding hands with someone you love is Sex on touch, locking lips in deep passion is Sex on tongue, watching something erotic is Sex on sight, the cute Butcher I recently spotted is Sex on a shopping trip etc etc...it's everywhere. You don't have to be making love to someone to feel excited or to find your sexual urge.

Ya know, I feel alot of Bloggers are sex starved/sex deprived *breaking news oyeah!*. Not cos we can't get it, it's cos we don't wanna get it for the heck of it. It has to be with the right one - right girls and boys? Not with any Mofo you see. Anyways, I know we all make do with whatever we have, to cover up the 'massive starvation' *almost like Ethiopia*...and it's ok. Making Love can be a far cry for some people and some won't get it even after they turn into fossils *waiting for Mr/Miss.Right can be quite a long wait ya know* . Reminds me that my last passionate kiss was some aeons ago...maybe when the Dinosaurs existed? *pictures a skeleton of a girl sitting on a park bench staring at her expired boobs*. But yeah like I said before, you don't have to be on a bed with someone to experience Sex or to find your Lust. Anyways here's my question to ya:

What are some things that can replace Sex?


Go for it men, women, boys and girls - come join in the fun and never be shy to be honest. There's nothing to be ashamed of something so natural...and losing self control when it comes to FEELING isn't wrong...controlling yourself is. And I'll update ya all with the best answers in my next post. yeah babeh spill it all out and you guessed it right, I'm on a horny trip ;-)

Current Music: Self Control by Laura Branigan