The Spies Who Luuurve Me!

So the Aussie cops used all those brilliant tips given by this notorious woman's many Spies (check last post), and arrived at her apparently 'recent' home address...which is keshigirl.blogspot.com. And they 'virtually' knocked on her door when she opened it looking like this (quite a suspicious look):





Cop: You're under arrest Miss.Keshi.
*loud music blasts out of the house...a massive party is going on inside...drunken voices echo in euphoria*
Keshi: Duncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
*says that, smirks and slams the door on the cop's face*
*the annoyed cops knock on the door again*
Cop: Open the door Miss.Keshi or we might have to break your door!
*without opening the door, a loud voice is heard from inside*
Mutley: Who let the dogs out (woof woof woof woof...)!
*cops look at each other baffled beyond comprehension*
*Keshi comes back to the door*
Keshi: Don't disturb me man...just get a life will ya? Or if you're so desperate, come join the party. You're Welcome in my house ya know

*she winks at the cop*

*then a notorious drunken female voice screams from the house*

Bev: Keshi come back, I need you to rub my back woman!

*Keshi turns and says this to her*

Keshi: I'll be there hun, just get Ankur, Helen or Satish to do it for ya..they're awesome at that ya know.

*looks at the cop now with quizzical brows*

Cop: You're a Wanted criminal...you need to come with us lady.

*now he's almost falling for her wink and cleavage and his eyes start to squint*

Keshi: Who gave ya this address Mr.Cop Handsome? Was it dahlin Mav?

*seduces him heavily until he loses all his brain powers and shows her the list*
Cop: A massive number of spies Miss.Keshi...you have no idea.
*and shows Keshi the long list of names who dobbed on her*

*Keshi thinks for a moment and wonders what a brillaint Reward these people are to her and to themselves...for being in her life. And yes, this is their reward, for tipping me off...my massive ongoing party for them in my online home. And this fool doesn't even know that. And she says this to the officer*


Keshi: hahahahaha! They are all in here with me u blockbuster idiot. They are the spies who luuurve me! So, u too start loving me loserboy, come in and join the party. We have Vodka, Bacardi, COCKtails to soothe your ego, a DICKtionary if you wanna learn our net slang, FUCKbook if you wanna start off with a no-frills cheap virtual cop account, MyAss if you want some ghetto loving, Donn the highly intelligent human knowledgebase for anything you wanna know about this place, 'ROFL' to be used if you really don't feel like rolling on the floor while you laugh, Veenz to write you beautiful love poems, Slides to put in your cop-ass pics and show off, Youtube to get drugged on Music, Anonymous wankers to make you wanna resign from your cop job, 'MWAHS' to kiss and to be kissed if you're one of those pathetic souls like me who last got kissed in 1901, 'HUGS' to be felt when you realise your partner is gay, Preeti to make you feel like you have your own sis, Prats to love you always etc etc...and most of all we have real Buddies - human hearts conveying their deepest emotions in bits and bytes right across the globe, when all you do is wear a crappy uniform and go around trying to catch thieves that are probably laughing their ass off watching ya. So come join us, in my house, for the biggest Party on Earth, where we drink and dance to forget...

*Cop starts to sing*

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There Keshi stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
This could be heaven or this could be hell?

Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the hotel Bloggermania
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the hotel Bloggermania
Any time of year, you can find it here
... ... ...

Her mind is PRETTY twisted, she got ALOT of bends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget...

So I called up the G-man,
please bring me my wine
He said, 'we haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine'
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the hotel Bloggermania
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
They livin' it up at the hotel Bloggermania
What a nice surprise, bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And Keshi said 'we are all just prisoners here, of our own device'
And in the master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They blog it with their steely minds,
But they just can't kill the thrills!

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
'Relax', said Solitaire,
We are programmed to receive
You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!

And then Nirmal grabbed the cop inside, put his 'soda' glasses on the cop, and aksed him to LOOK properly. Look what a marvellous GANG Keshi has in her house! The cop got jinxed into it instantly, seeing the super sexy AND intelligent chicks like Cindy, Priya, Lisa, Prachi, Ammu, Pavi, Pri, Carolinagal, Ria, Swati, Milady, Shionge and Elusive in the house, and those awesome emotional-alcoholics from all over the world like Samby, Tys, Clyde, Dhruv, Vish, Sid, Fingers, Jeevan, Vesty, Amit and Steve. So he joined them and they all partied together happily ever after...cos ya know, he could never leave!

(Please note that this post includes only a few pics and names of the large gang that Keshi hangs out with. note: if your pic OR name, OR both appeared here, then your tip was brilliant. Due to the inability of obtaining pics from ALL her friends and making such a large post, only few were selected based on their top tips. But please know ALL of you were in my mind as I wrote this post and ALL of you are loved equally MWAH n tnxx! And a special TY to Nirmal Genius for 'Hotel California' tip from last week which inspired me to re-write the lyrics to suit this post.).


Checkin' out now but ya know, I never leave...


Current Music: Hotel California by Eagles