Dumb Blonde Moments #45567681 - 85!

*I kept pressing Level-10 in the Lift, and it wouldn't move at all. The lift was refusing to take off. WTF! I pressed Level-10 again, and again, and again. Since the Lift was acting like a motherfucker, I for once looked at the button I was pressing. *major dumb blonde alert people!* It was the OPEN button that I was apparently pressing right along!


*Last week, in the middle of the night I wanted to go to the loo. It's too cold right now and I hate getting out of the bed at night just to go to the loo, but I had no choice *bed-wetting is not an option at this age!*. So I took off in the dark and in mid-slumber, and I realised the place I went to was not my toilet. I had gone to the Living Room and was wondering where I was. For a moment I was stunned I had a TV and a sofa in my toilet!


*I have a weird habit of not wearing too many clothes even in Winter. My body is naturally warm, so wearing sleeveless tops and shorts even in Winter is not such a big deal to me. Last night I was in shorts and went to bed like that, forgetting to change into PJs (it does get very cold at night). Suddenly around 2am I was awaken by my extremely cold and shivering body. I was nearly dying and was wondering if I was climbing Mount Everest. I was cursing my PJs and called them a massive low-quality BIYATCH for not keeping me warm. *I was one psychotic PJ offender!*


*I asked my mum to remind me to call my Accountant (to do my Tax return). She obviously forgot about it. But I remembered it yesterday and instead of calling him straight away, I kept asking my mum to remind me to remind her to remind me to call him! *yeah sometimes I'm a blockbuster dumbass*


*Few days ago I lost my mobile phone for about 10mins. I was looking for it everywhere, I even dialled my number so that it would ring and I'd know where it was. No sign of it at all. I was so devastated, so I went down to my car to check if it was there. It wasn't there either. I was on the verge of killing myself *yes I experience a near-death situation when my cell goes missing* and I wanted to hit the shower before killing myself (incase I stank bad infront of God!)...and there it was on the Vanity and in Silent mode! What's my cell doing in the bathroom and how did it get there? Maybe it needed a makeover or was looking for tampons? *Keshi bimbo alert!*


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