Spin It Like Keshi!

Warning: Long post ahead but I promise it doesn't FALL short of humor!

Guess what happened to me just now guys? I slipped and fell down like a massive Idiot infront of about 5 guys near the Food Court *sobs heavily making loud sounds like a baby in distress*. Yes I was running up the steps that lead to a terrace and *wooooooooosh, dang dang, thud!* I was flat on the ground looking like a murder victim. For a few milliseconds I was busy landing on my right knee and that's all I remember. I didn't know what had just happened to me as I had my lunch pack *roast meat and veges* that I had just bought in my hands as well as keys and my cell, and for a nanosecond I was thinking if I was totally trashed and on the floor at a party with some food in my hands? Hell nah, cos there were 5 guys in suits infront of me with some trees behind them as well *dingbat this is near your office, wake up!*, asking me if I'm alright and if they could help me *yeah I looked like I needed alot of help cos I wasn't getting up - get up Biyatch!*. I suddenly started to get back on my knees *ouch they were so very painful and my left elbow too!* and guess what I blurted out to the guy at the front of my Rescue team? Guess what guess what? Even I can't believe this came out of me at a time like this. I said to him 'I'm ok, I'm used to this'. LOL what kinda loser Biyatch am I! I mean c'mon it's not that I wasn't embarassed enough right? And I go and tell them that I'm used to this? I guess I was kinda telling them about my super blonde and clumsy nature. Why o why???!!!

Anyways, I said to them that I'm really ok *while my right knee was now starting to send my brain txt msgs indicating it's smashed, and asking me to stop perving and take a quick look at it* and I ignored all the aches and pains that were coming from different parts of my body that had contact with the cement floor *I was beginning to realise that that fall was much more than just a thud!*. One guy kept asking me if I'm ok. I was pissed. I know he was trying to be kind but I was pissed cos I so couldn't fall fashionably infront of him...lol! Instead I fell like a blockbuster bimbo :(. It's ok Keshi, it's not like you can control how you fall, is it...and it's not like you can do your hair, straighten your top, pull your tights up and fall like a Supermodel duhhhhh! The fall came unexpectedly Blondi, so get over it. I thanked the guys real quickly and started running again. Why? I just had a fall while running, so why am I running again? Maybe I was too embarassed to walk slowly cos the guys were watching me and I so wanted to get away from that place and never see their faces again *I hope I'll never meet those guys again, even in my next life*. If I do, I'll wear a mask.

While going up the elevator I realised my black tights were going deep red around the right knee. Yes I was bleeding to death! I pulled up my tights and mannnnnnnn there was a huge cut! It had scraped off my outer skin and I could see what lives inside me too *a Medical student could probably use me right now*. yukkkkkk when is the scar gonna fade away? :*( I so hated myself for doing this to me. I think I wont be able to wear short skirts for another 100 years? *Knee God, you better make this scar go away before Summer!*. And then that Bon-Jovi lookalike work-mate from my office met me near the door. It just had to be him! *I never ever wanted this guy to see me looking like a Trainwreck baaaaaawaaaaaaaaah!*. Probably he could tell from my rather disoriented facial expressions that either I've just met an alien or some hitman tried to shoot me down. I didn't even realise he was there and guess what I was busy doing? I had pulled up my tights way above my knees and was rubbing my Saliva on it. LOL this is what I used to do when I fell down and hurt myself when I was little. I can't believe the same instincts came back to me years later and that too at my office! It's like I didn't care what people thought, I was just taking care of myself. I just thank all Gods that it wasn't a short skirt I was wearing! He looked at me and asked 'Keshi what happened? r u ok?'. Then I told him everything and he was smiling at my Saliva act. It suddenly registered in my brain, I was so embarassed and quickly put my hands down. And then we went in and he got me the First-Aid Box...I told him that I'd take care of the cut, so he went away telling everyone 'Keshi fell down poor thing...keshi fell down' *rolling eyes*. And then I put my whole leg up on my desk *cos I was alone in my cubicle* and started to clean it and put a bandaid on it. And just when I was doing that, looking like a monkey in a Zoo with her right leg up, my work-mate L walks into my cubicle! *wow this must be the day of all fuck-ups!*. I quickly put my leg down and I thought he'd laugh at me, instead he asks me 'Keshi do you need me to help you put that bandaid on'...wow how nice are these men. After all, they are all not Baboons ha ;-). But I didn't want my boss to walk past my cubicle, spot L bent on my right knee and wonder what the hell is going on between L and Keshi, so I told him that I can put it on myself. Then he had a little fun chat with me, consoled me and left.

Now while my left elbow and both the knees were bruised badly, aching and stinging, finally I opened my lunch pack to have something to eat...WOW it looked like World War II happened inside the box! Cos the meat, veges and sauce were all thrown around the box, depicting a massacre had just taken place inside the box, while it was held in the hands of it's owner. It was a true testament and solid evidence to what took place in the few milliseconds of my fall!


btw something else happened to me at work last night...something sweet and less fatal for a change phewww! My life is pretty happening even though it's nowhere close to perfect ha? I was gonna write about that today but this sudden clumsy accident in my life preceded it. So wait for that post til next week ok ;-). Have a good weekend guys, take care and hey don't run up the steps now! My weekend wil be spent recovering from the trauma, lamenting over my temporary disability and taking care of the severe mental and physical injuries caused by this incident. meowww ow owwwwwwwwuccch! :**(


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