Wednesday, October 8

Genre:Movies

I was tagged by both Aneesh and Zubin on this Movie tag. Now I do watch alot of movies (English, European with subs, Sinhalese, Hindi, Tamil etc) but not many get registered in my brain only cos most movies are total gunk...pure waste of time. I prefer low-budget movies with real-life stories than blockbuster hits that are formula movies *girl meets boy and falls in love, girl's parents don't like the boy, a villain tries to kill the boy, boy somehow wins, and in the end the whole family is dancing the Macarena WTF*. And then there are other movies where everyone lives in big houses, cars galore, girls look so pretty with stay-put lipstick and frozen mascara even when they are crying their lungs out or are totally drenched in the rain? What about the movies where millions of dancers suddenly come running out of nowhere when a song is up? Where do these people come from?? Then there are old Sivaji movies (2nd pic here) that my mum loves...she tells me she fell in love with Sivaji's acting skills. In my opinion, Sivaji takes about 15mins and 100 muscle movements to say just one word? But ofcourse he was a great Tamil actor in his era, no doubt :). So, most of the time I watch movies just to relax, laugh *even when it's supposed to be a serious movie*, and learn about other cultures, lifestyles, music, dance, colors, costumes and people's life experiences. And only very few movies manage to grab my attention and stay in my head and heart for a very long time...movies with substance that have a touch of reality and manage to portray human emotions and experiences in a clever and effective way. Now here goes the tag:


1. Name 5 of your all time favourite movies

Couldn't even think of 1 fav so how can I think of 5? Basically I don't have favs when it comes to movies...just good movies that made a difference in my thought process. So here I go:

1. The Pursuit Of Happyness
2. The Bridges Of Madison County
3. The English Patient
4. Forrest Gump
5. Surabhi Dena (Sinhalese)



2. Name one movie which you recommend as a "must see"

Water (Hindi). If you haven't seen this one yet, it's about an 8yr old child bride (Chuyia) turned widow who is sent away by her family to a Hindu widow ashram to spend the rest of her life there. Little Chuyia is a bundle of joy and her innocence even at the hands of cruel and meaningless tradition is an ultimate tearjerker. Actress Sarala Kariyawasam who performs Chuyia's role is a Sinhalese girl from Sri Lanka...and she had learnt Hindi just for this movie and her acting skills are just amazing! btw the cast also includes John Abraham *cough cough* and Lisa Ray. You've got to see it to know why it's such a magnificent movie.


3. The one and only one movie that you've seen the most number of times (watching on TV won't count)

I can't watch a movie again and again...how boring! Although I used to do that when I was quite young, dumb and lovelorn *eg:Titanic, Ghost*. But I have seen Water about 4 times...only cos I never get bored of watching it...it's a very real and heart-breaking story of many Indian females.


4. Which movie comes to your mind first, when you think about the funniest movie?

Too many of them that I like! Cos I love watching Comedies - it's my fav genre. All Austin Powers, Jim Carey and Ben Stiller movies *love these guys!* and the National Lampoon's Vacation Series. You've got to watch em!



5. Which movie made you really emotional?

The Beaches...too real and heart-breaking. Also, most Hindi/Tamil/Sinhalese movies are major DRAMA *rolling eyes*, and mum and I end up crying like we are in a funeral and then we both burst into laughter looking at each others' pathetic faces! 2yrs ago I was flying back to Aus from NZ, and was watching the Hindi movie Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak inflight and guess what happened...I started crying like I just got shot LOL! It was such an emotional movie and I was a big fat cry baby on air!



6. Which movie series do you think was as interesting as the first part in the series?

I don't like watching sequels all that much, cos the 2nd part always ends up being a try-hard crapster...something like a plastic-surgery version of the original one? But the sequels of Comedies such as Austin Powers, Father Of The Bride, Meet The Parents, Ace Ventura and National Lampoons are brilliant!



7. Which movie, according to you, didn't live up to your expectations, after all the hype you've heard?

Many actually. One that comes to my mind is the Hindi movie Guru. So many friends asked me to see it. And when I started watching it I got dead bored within the first 40mins or so, and I was wondering why the hell I was still watching it *I must have been in a boredom trance*.



8. Which movie, really surprised you?

13 Ghosts. WTF was that about? The ghosts looked so pathetic I had my fear of ghosts cured just by watching it! Have you ever felt sorry for a ghost? If not, watch this movie. They looked like they needed a serious mental restoration, rather be sent to a Metal factory so they can remove whatever the gunk that's on this head!


I tag anyone who wants to do this. Thanks Aneesh and Zubin, I had fun doing this tag!


Now, this song is one of my fav movie songs...it's a Hindi song from the movie Kuch Kuch Hota Hai (with SRK and Kajol, 2 of my fav Hindi actors). I dedicate this song to Hemz who's looking for love and is not feeling so happy at the moment...mate, Love is to be felt in your heart and no, you can't hurry or force love either. I have loved, have been heart-borken, have been told that it wouldn't work after years of dreaming, gone home in tears, watched how my solid dreams burnt away into mere debris, but all that time I had someone by my side and someone to love me...and that was myself. So Hemz, love yourself first, be your own friend and keep smiling no matter what. Cos all through life, all through temporary bonds and dreams and everything else, we only have one thing permanently with us, and that's ourselves. Life is like a movie...each of us have to play our roles somehow, and it's an individual performance. So do your best Hemz and don't let anything stop you. HUGS!


Current Music:
Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aaye (from the Hindi movie KKHH)

Monday, October 6

Pleasure & Pain...

I have been very busy this long weekend, didn't have time to visit all your blogs, don't feel like writing much either, I'm a lil tired, a lil blue and a lil moody these days *stretches her arms and winks*. But the thought of getting a tattoo has always lifted my spirits up. I have always wanted to get a Rose tat on my back, just above the butt, below the waist (not as in this pic!). But certain family 'granma' groups stopped me from doing it *rolling eyes*...they told me that tattoos can be toxic, painful, rowdy-like etc etc. *yawns*. Anyways, just tell me this...where would be the sexiest spot for me to get a tattoo and what should it be? So c'mon gimme some ideas please. Thanks in advance! And if you or someone you know already have tats, tell me about them...and what does a tat and it's place signify? For example, a rose signifies femininity, and a tat at the waist portrays sex appeal. So yeah, tell me what you think about them. Catch ya all soon!


Current Music: Surf Rider by The Ventures

Thursday, October 2

Posh, Dosh & Kesh!

Ok guys I had some real cool fun doing this post thanks to my dearest mate Donn! He showed me this really hep fun pics site Photofunia, where you can make super cool Glamor pics of yourself. And you know how much Kesh loves Glamor, Lights and the Camera duncha now dahlins? ;-) So yeah, I created the following 'superstar' pics of myself and I coudn't stop at just 10 ya know *dun give me that dirty look now*, so I did about 30 of them? LOL! omg look who's a mega star now?? Guys, you gotta do this...it'll give you some temporary 'rockstar' feelings...it's not that bad at all, once in a while you need that. So go ahead and have some fun. Would love to see you all in some of these pics...there are more options to browse from too. Ok so I guess I'm the new Posh *with some flesh that is* on the block then. woohoo! Enjoy and tell me which pic is your favourite and why. btw it's all in the name of fun, so don't throw om-shanti-shanti-u-should-be-meditating kinda comments plz! I'm not dead yet *rolling eyes*. Donno tnxx a tonn, and for this rocking song too MWAH!


btw I might take some time to reply to ya cos ya know, I'm quite 'busy' with Beckz and trying hard not to answer Victoria's desperate where's-my-man phone calls, excuse me stick-thin-posher leave me alone plz *time to try the Lost & Found number?*. btw I do have an appointment with Madge who wants some fashion tips from me...Miss.Paris Hilton reckons she'll join too, along with Britney who needs some 'panty' advice *to keep them on that is*. Angelina Jolie wants to have coffee with me *sans the suga and milk I guess* but I declined due to increasing paparazzi dramas infront of my house...o well won't people leave me alone! I guess the next stop is rehab then...maybe I'll catch up with Amy Winehouse in there, how nice *if she can keep her bat-wings-like eyelashes and beehive hair off my face that is*. LiLo came to check on my vanity bag but I didn't allow her to, only cos she was looking for drugs duh! Mick Jagger reckons I'm his special guest at his 69th bday party...69? okayyy!! I'd also have to stop at Kiera Knightley's to show her my fleshy figure and ask her to eat something, atleast once a year? Anyways, I gtg now...too much fame is killing me man LOL! Au Revoir, see you at the Fan Club or perhaps at Rehab!
(click on pics to see an enlarged and a clearer view)


Paris Hilton going crazy over Madrid Hilton aka Keshi...















Beckz hunny 'carry' me yes!
















Handle with 'care'!
















Didn't know DaVinci too had an obessesion with me...o look Mona Keshi has brows!















Someone goes berserk with crayons on THE famous me...









While u wait, enjoy my smile...










Posh says 'have you seen her?'...plz say NO!










I don't have a royal ass but I can 'buy' you happiness...











Fashionista 'under' cover!















Will only be found having brain orgies!











Portrait of a maniac!











Easy girls easy...I'm not bisexual yet!








Ogle 'it' like Beckham!











Angi hey I'm not for adoption!
















Now showing at cinemas 'Australian Pie Keshi'









Horny Santa Club








I see you see me...









I was once Mona Kesh, now what?? Gimme a break mofo!








While u do that, redo my lipstick plz!
















A legal blonde with an illegal blonde
















Paint my imagination...


I have some animal fans too yeyyyyy!
















Is this building going to have boobs? WTF.








Girl r u planning to watch TV or get electrocuted?


oii Men, my home address is keshigirl.blogspot.com!


Have u seen her? She has slapped alot of celebrities lately, in her drunken frenzy of fame!





Woman wut u doin with ur ass on my pics? Try Lesbiana plz! It's in Greece btw.




My Diva Rights says that this pic is a lil too high? *bats eye lashes*...correct it plz!


That's a cute car...is it a Keshorghini?







Madge put ur tongue back in cos I aint no Britney!











Paris ur still on about me? wow u need a cheeseburger dahlin!













ewwwww stop fornicating me man! Who r ya, 'jockshashon' of the year?
















Guys you gotta listen to this AWESOME AWESOME song....perfect mix of rap and indie rock. And have a good weekend all...it's a long weekend over here in Down Under. And hey consider yourselves tagged...do it if you like to :). See yous later!


Current Music: Violent And Young by Iglu & Hartly

Wednesday, October 1

A Million Love Stories...

Both Dee and Chakoli tagged me on the most overrated word ever, and that is LOVE! Can ya believe it, me being tagged on Love? I have become loveless and so comfy in my single life, and these 2 chicas come along and cast their romantic spell on me! ;-) And who can say No to these 2 lovely ladies ha! So I took it upon with great pleasure and grace. Thanks to both of you, I had fun doing it MWAH! (btw Cess, I tried to do that 'Keshi needs' tag, but nothing really came up on Google...maybe Keshi doesn't need anything? haha! So, I couldn't do it beautifully like you all did it. Sorry sweetie!) So here is the Love tag now:


1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your first thought be?

Bastard of the month, Fucker of the Century, Motherfucker of the Millenium!


2. If you can have a dream coming true, what would it be?

That I strut my stuff on a ramp in Milan, smiling away to the cameras and stamping my pointy heels on a size 0 model's near-fossil feet while she screams and falls off the ramp like a rag doll!


3. What is the one thing most hated by you?

Heartless people posing as do-gooders.


4. What would you do with a billion dollars?

Nothing in particular that I wouldn't do now.


5. Will you fall in love with your best friend?

Hello I'm not a lesbian but if my best friend was a guy, yes I might fall for him, who knows. Love is not something we can put a fence around is it?


6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?

Blessedness cannot be weighed, measured or compared. Blessed we all are, loved or not!


7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?

Wait? Is he a Teller at the bank, and am I in the queue? I don't wait for anyone or anything. I don't like being stood up either. And if his car broke down, stuff him I'm gone!


8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?

Attached to a toilet seat? I'd call the Emergency! ok jokes apart, if he's with someone else already, I'd try and forget him. I aint no home-wrecker, neither am I an obsessed fatal-attraction kinda serial lover!


9. If you like to act with someone, who will it be? Your gf/bf or an actress/actor?

Act in a movie? I don't like to 'act', cos I'm too real ya know ;-). But if I was an actress, I'd like to make a movie with John Abraham and I'll make sure that movie never ends. *Bips take a break girl!*


10. What takes you down the fastest?

Fake confessions, painted with pretense and demanding self-righteousness. If you screwed up, accept it or just shutup.


11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?

I don't know, I'm not a clairvoyant...let time and my future experiences decide that. To me, right now is what matters.


12. What's your fear?

Many, but the biggest fear is losing loved-ones...


13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?

Dee: Sweet!
Chakoli: Adorable!



14. Would you rather be single and rich, or married but poor?

Money or marital status don't define my life.


15. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?

Say 'fuck off!' to the alarm clock.



16. Would you give all in a relationship?

Give ALL? As in my hair, teeth and freedom? No ways! That's not what a relationship is about. Individuality must be preserved wherever you go, whatever you do. There are limits to everything you know. But ofcourse I'd give it all of my HEART, yes.


17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?

Only 2? LOL! o well, if you're in love with 2 people, can you really PICK? I'd just dump them both and look for a 'higher' love.


18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing that special someone has done?

I have forgiven many people and I have asked for forgiveness too, when I was wrong. I have also realised that I'm the only one doing that all the time. Most people don't like to ask for forgiveness even when they are at fault, neither do they wanna forgive. Their ego keeps them at bay, sadly. But yes, I'd give them a 2nd chance, cos no one in this world is perfect.


19. If you get to go back in time and fall in love all over again , would it still be with the same person?

Yes...time doesn't stain true love.



20. List 6 people to tag

Enchanted
Hemz
Akshay
Solitaire
Arv
Southy


All the best guys! ;-)





Current Music:
What Is Love by Haddaway