Boredzilla Facts

UPDATE: Please read Lisa's current post here. She wrote it to make me feel better from my last post but I think it's a wonderful read for every son and daughter...it will remind you how much your fathers should be loved and cherished. Such a heartfelt post!

21 things that bore me to RIP status:

1. High-fibre cereal (I call it fish food)

2. Om Shanthi Shanti attitude that points fingers at my halter-neck top (respect individuality or keep shut - it'll save you from flaunting your ignorance)

3. Kodak-perfect happy couples (stop pretending urggggh!)

4. 65c a bottle fizzy drinks (it's an attempt to paint your liver purple, red and aquamarine)

5. No-Frills airlines (if you get to the destination with all your organs in place then we are happy chappies)

6. Cheap shoes (it's equivalent to butchering your feet with your consent)

7. People who constantly bullshit (yawwwwwwwn!)

8. People who cant make decisions and change their minds every nano second (Guns do have a purpose, says Mr.Doggy Columbo)

9. Webcam chats (I get an allergic reaction to it)

10. Religious ceremonies that take ages to finish before we could eat something (I don't attend them anymore - they are toxic to my sanity)

11. Parties where there's nobody that I know except the host (what do you talk about, fruit-flies in Republic of Congo?)

12. People who find faults in anything you do (Fuck off you make me dizzy!)

13. Men who think they should only marry a virgin (dickheads that I'd hire a thug to re-arrange certain organs. With a small additional fee I'd make them end up being virgins for life)

14. People who take a very long time to get to the point (I'd reach Crete Islands just by walking before they get to the point and they'd still be rambling)

15. People who pretend they like you when they don't (it's written all over your body-language Eisntein!)

16. Jealous relatives who are never happy for you (I'd use a doormat that reads 'Friends Welcome, relatives by appointment only')

17. Friends who can't forgive and forget (You have been forgiven and forgotten too, goodbye!)

18. Movies with no real plot that self-classifies them as Drama, Mystery etc (drama and mystery indeed, cos my brain is mutilating from the torture I put myself through watching it)

19. People who judge you by what you wear/where you live/what you do for a living etc (God probably created you when there was a serious lack of icecream in His divine fridge)

20. News channels that make Paris Hilton-likes the priority news (oyeah we can understand how seriously important Paris' invisible undy is to the news CEO compared to other serious global issues!)

21. Arranged marriages that require the girl to be beautiful, educated, fair skinned, be able to cook, dance, sing, basically be a superwoman, a slave to her husband and even join him in his coffin if he dies before her (Eat my shorts!)

Ok now list me some of your Boredzilla facts - doesn't have to be 21 facts, just a few will do. And oh, Poo wants you to list a name that you'd like to call me with. For example, Poo calls me Sexyroo, HE calls me Keshtar etc etc. So yeah name me with all your heart :). Now they had better be nice names!

Today's music is from the Hindi movie Kal Ho Na Ho (means Tomorrow may never come). This is one of my fav Hindi songs. Listen to the music and watch the video (there's subs as well)...it's really beautiful. Look around Love is everywhere. There's an ocean of love in my blog today and that's all that matters to me. For tomorrow may never come. And see I'm smiling all because of you. Happy Wednesday guys!

Current Music: Kuch To Hua Hai from the Hindi movie Kal Ho Naa Ho