Killer Entertainers

Death By Listening

I'm not a professional singer but as a music-lover I have the right to comment on singers. Does anyone here think Avril Lavigne can really sing? I don't. 'hey hey, you you, I want to be your girlfriend'?? How about 'hey hey, can you keep quiet? thanks'. She's an attractive blonde and I guess that's what keeps her on MTV. Sorry all you Avril-lovers, I can see rotten tomatoes coming my way but you know I cant lie. Gone are the days when singers could really sing and produce music that's meaningful (singers like Freddie Mercury and Kurt Cobain). These days anyone is a singer and mostly are one-hit-wonders. Paris Hilton attemped to sing but I'm glad it got stopped atleast for 23 days or so. It's always a great relief when Paris is on a break from the media (rolling eyes..). 'even though the gods are crazy, even though the stars are blind..' well I'm glad Paris finally realised she's blind. Nicole Ritchie gave it a shot as well...'with half a wink he asked me, what are you some kind of freak'...I'm not surprised he thought she's a freak. That should be some kind of sign for her to stop singing. Even better if she eats some food before she becomes a superstar among hollow-eyed aliens. Can you see the disappointment on Kurt's face? He must be cursing from his grave.

Cult-ivating Mania

James Packer and Erica Baxter spent more than $6million on their wedding in Nice, France few months ago. Very NICE work Mr.Packer (what a waste of money and resources). While I'm happy for the couple, don't you think spending over $6million on a wedding (even if you're the richest Aussie on Earth) is dumb? it's plain Bragging. ahhhhhh the extravagance and ignorance of some media moguls! Tomkat and Suri were wedding guests. I wonder what gift Tom gave James...a couch? Or perhaps a Scientology cook-book...shhhhh maybe they can't make noise when they cook. Speaking of Scientology, these days anyone can come up with a religion and call it a sacred religion that will save your soul for ETERNITY etc etc. One day, say Jack gets bored, doesn't know what to do and so he goes 'I'm bored so I'll go make a religion'. And it's called Jackentology or whatever, and you see a bunch of equally bored people joining it and saying 'Recently I found God (was he lost before)...o I'm finally happy now (as if)...in my religion we don't eat at night but we like wrecking couches (haaaa ha)...I'll go to heaven now and be free of all my sins (and brains)...I'm looking for a Jackentologist to settle down with (are they allowed to eat Maggie noodles?)'...blah blah blah. yawwwwwwwn! I simply loathe new and aimless cults, call me mean, I don't care.

Pseudonymphos

This is a photo of the grand memorial of Suri Cruise's first poop. Wonder what's so special about celebrity poop. Maybe the color changes every 5 seconds or perhaps it's donated to celebrity superannuation? Speaking of Suri, have you noticed some celebrities name their babies with the weirdest names ever? Such as Apple (maybe ColdPlay's frontman likes apple computers), Peaches and Fifi Trixibelle (Sir Bob Geldof must love the fairies in Peach trees), Tiger Lily Heavenly Hirani (I adore Hutchence's music but I'm not so sure about his 'heavenly' taste in names), Satchel (Woody Allen must have meant Sachet?), Maddox (Jolie and Pitt are maaaaad about boxes, I think!) etc etc. Imagine what Paris would name her baby if she ever becomes a mum? It would probably be HongKong, Manila or even P-a-rison (familiar place she's been for 23 days or so). So have you heard of any Mustards, Tables and Curtains lately?

Current Music: Lithium by Nirvana