I've Got A Bad Case Of Underwear Blues!
Updated! With a pic of my doc, especially for Mez to see!
Right now I'm coughing to death. My workmates are giving me too many opinions about my Cough and asking me to see a doc. I told them I saw one today..I mean my cousin who is a doc and I just saw her walking down the street LOL! I also told some of my work-mates that my aim is to pass the Cough on to them, hence I'll be coming to work every single day. Too bad for them! Anyways, I'm seriously planning to go see a doc tonight. But I hate doctors. I don't like anyone touching me, especially if it's a strange guy *John Abrahm lookalikes excluded*. Worse, the last time I was at the doc's, he asked me to take off my top *pervy bastard!*. I know he had a valid reason to do so. But still. Anyways, I'll try my best to behave and cooperate when I see the doc tonight. Please say your prayers for him, cos if he tries to give me a needle, he's gonna be slapped while that needle is being injected into his butt! By Keshi ofcourse.
Here are some wacko things you can say to the doc:
Doc: What's wrong?
Keshi: You
Doc: How long have you been feeling ill?
Keshi: The moment I entered this room
Doc: What do you feel like?
Keshi: Undoctorly
Doc: Did you have something stale?
Keshi: Yes, my ex-boyfriend
Doc: Do you have a temperature?
Keshi: Only when I see John Abraham
(btw, this is how my doc should look like, plz plz God!)
Doc: Did you take Panadol?
Keshi: Does that cure Multiple Personality Disorder?
Doc: Did you get wet?
Keshi: I'm not here for orgasmic therapies!
Doc: Is it blocked?
Keshi: Nah I don't suffer from Impotency
Doc: Do you smoke?
Keshi: I'm not a kettle
Doc: We'll take an x-ray
Keshi: Take a break!
Doc: Will give you some antibiotics
Keshi: I'm antisocial, genetically
Doc: You may need to get a needle
Keshi: Mum already has it in her Sewing kit?
Doc: You have a Chest infection
Keshi: *rolls eyes*
Doc: Take some rest
Keshi: And you rest in peace
Doc: I'll write you a Medical certificate for work
Keshi: Write me a Year's worth please!
Doc: When did you last have your Periods?
Keshi: I don't have a wild Baboon in my life, next question please
Doc: Have you lost your appetite?
Keshi: Sexual? It only grows by the day!
Doc: Does it hurt when you cough?
Keshi: Nah it's such a beautiful feeling! *rolling eyes indefinitely*
Doc: Lie down
Keshi: *activates the Security alarm!*
Doc: Let me check your heartbeat
Keshi: My heart beats only for some men
Doc: Take off your top
Keshi: Dream on!
Add to this crazy list if you wish to :). Thanks guys! *cough cough x 1000000!* :(
Current Music: Fever by Kylie Minogue
Updated! With a pic of my doc, especially for Mez to see!
Right now I'm coughing to death. My workmates are giving me too many opinions about my Cough and asking me to see a doc. I told them I saw one today..I mean my cousin who is a doc and I just saw her walking down the street LOL! I also told some of my work-mates that my aim is to pass the Cough on to them, hence I'll be coming to work every single day. Too bad for them! Anyways, I'm seriously planning to go see a doc tonight. But I hate doctors. I don't like anyone touching me, especially if it's a strange guy *John Abrahm lookalikes excluded*. Worse, the last time I was at the doc's, he asked me to take off my top *pervy bastard!*. I know he had a valid reason to do so. But still. Anyways, I'll try my best to behave and cooperate when I see the doc tonight. Please say your prayers for him, cos if he tries to give me a needle, he's gonna be slapped while that needle is being injected into his butt! By Keshi ofcourse.Here are some wacko things you can say to the doc:
Doc: What's wrong?
Keshi: You
Doc: How long have you been feeling ill?
Keshi: The moment I entered this room
Doc: What do you feel like?Keshi: Undoctorly
Doc: Did you have something stale?
Keshi: Yes, my ex-boyfriend
Doc: Do you have a temperature?
Keshi: Only when I see John Abraham
(btw, this is how my doc should look like, plz plz God!)
Doc: Did you take Panadol?
Keshi: Does that cure Multiple Personality Disorder?
Doc: Did you get wet?
Keshi: I'm not here for orgasmic therapies!
Doc: Is it blocked?
Keshi: Nah I don't suffer from Impotency
Doc: Do you smoke?
Keshi: I'm not a kettle
Doc: We'll take an x-rayKeshi: Take a break!
Doc: Will give you some antibiotics
Keshi: I'm antisocial, genetically
Doc: You may need to get a needle
Keshi: Mum already has it in her Sewing kit?
Doc: You have a Chest infection
Keshi: *rolls eyes*
Doc: Take some rest
Keshi: And you rest in peace
Doc: I'll write you a Medical certificate for work
Keshi: Write me a Year's worth please!
Doc: When did you last have your Periods?
Keshi: I don't have a wild Baboon in my life, next question please
Doc: Have you lost your appetite?
Keshi: Sexual? It only grows by the day!
Doc: Does it hurt when you cough?
Keshi: Nah it's such a beautiful feeling! *rolling eyes indefinitely*
Doc: Lie down
Keshi: *activates the Security alarm!*
Doc: Let me check your heartbeat
Keshi: My heart beats only for some men
Doc: Take off your top
Keshi: Dream on!
Add to this crazy list if you wish to :). Thanks guys! *cough cough x 1000000!* :(
Current Music: Fever by Kylie Minogue
ur crazy keshi!!!!wat a post...i'm stupefied..docs rn't so bad,n so is John Abraham..
ReplyDeleteAhhh Kesh - u poor thing!! You SHOULD get some rest - take a day off and watch soaps, blog and surf the net while wrapped up and drinking hot coffee... :P
ReplyDeleteTake care of yourself babe :)
Anwesa tnxx! :)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
Silvara hey tnxx!
ReplyDelete** take a day off and watch soaps, blog and surf the net while wrapped up and drinking hot coffee
but thats wut I do anyways...hahahahaha!
Keshi.
Hey Keshi if the doctor is a John Abraham lookalike tell him you'l be dropping by to see him every day till you get bettre...which you never will. Today a cough, tomorrow an ache, next day a date :P
ReplyDeleteAnyway on a serious note take care girl. Drink lots of hot liquids. A hacking cough really hurts the throat. It must be cuz of the changing weather in your part of the world now
as is quite evident...ure quite high and dry ureself...welcome to the fraternity...
ReplyDeletelet us know when it reaches the level of insanity :P
aww ty SMM!
ReplyDeleteI wont hug ya cos u mite catch the germs :)
If there's a doc that looked like John Abraham, I'd be sick 365 days per year! LOL!
Keshi.
Girish hey!
ReplyDelete**as is quite evident...ure quite high and dry ureself...
huh? Im having a Cough man not a Drought lol!
Keshi.
My witch doctor has the same opening line.
ReplyDelete"How are you today"
He then pushes the bill form towards me at the same time offering a pen to sign on the dotted.
He is a useless old sod, I only use him to get a refferal to another doc with higher Qual's.
am praying for u to get well soon and the doc to survive the ordeal thats about to hit him... ;)
ReplyDeleteLOL Keshi..
ReplyDeleteU manage a good sense of humor even when u are coughing X 1000 times..
Tk care hun
Tk rest!
Ok...so wat u smilin about??? (luvly smile though)
ReplyDeleteGet well soon...thats n order soldier!
get well soooooooonnnnnn!!!
ReplyDelete.... an injection a day keeps illness away....!!!
Take care of your cough dear!Drink warm water,and take some honey :)
ReplyDeleteLol,I would love to see you giving such answers to the poor doc! :P
Hugsss
LOL!! the best line for a doc: whatsup doc!! bugs bunny style!! ;-))
ReplyDeleteTake care of the cough!
;-))
Oh Lord Keshi :D I was in splits :D
ReplyDeleteSo now - go "consult" a doc and then you can come back and do a "post doc's visit" post :)
Take care
lol welcome to the party...i myself sometimes have this feeling...u had soo wonderful conversation cool....
ReplyDeletelol..hahaah..:)..
urs..hemu..
be rite bac..
Heyyy Keshi....Take some rest...
ReplyDeleteDoc: Did you get wet?
Keshi: I'm not here for orgasmic therapies!
Doc: Is it blocked?
Keshi: Nah I don't suffer from Impotency
Lol... :)
Girl that was so funny......
I think u should get some rest, trust the doctor.The conversation was damn funny. Following were too good
ReplyDeleteDoc: Do you smoke?
Keshi: I'm not a kettle
Doc: Will give you some antibiotics
Keshi: I'm antisocial, genetically
"It hurts all over," said Keshi.
ReplyDeleteShe touched her breast with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her thigh, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried.
After THOROUGH examination, the doctor diagnosed that Keshi had a broken finger.
awww girl..go and get some rest!
ReplyDeleteActually being sick is probably one of the best times to get pampered!
so make the most of it!
Hope u feel better soon...hugs!
Very funny Keshi. Hope u r feeling better now.
ReplyDeleteone crazy post:D
ReplyDeletesumthing wacky was long overdue...but seriously get well soon.....or if d doc is John lookalike den happy coughing:D
lol :P
ReplyDeletewohhhh! oozing sarcasm aren't we keshi! take care!
ReplyDeletei pity the doc. he has no idea what is in store for him.
aww! take care keshi...docs! even i hate majority of dat species..but der r docs i luv too..de ones who smile..do ya knw dats real rare..atleast n dis part f de world.my visits 2 des doc usually ends up wit us exchangin our life stories...more tan details of de disease. who cares anyweys!
ReplyDeletei shall send a john look alike doc 2 sydeny , check him out or rather let him chek u out..i mean ur cough darling. lol!
so the last time u had action was...
ReplyDeleteKeshi,me suffering from cold,cough and flue for over two weeks.
ReplyDeleteSo this post (minus the "dialogues") was nostalgia.
Anyways ...
Sympathies for the doctor.
hehehehe!i m giggling away to glory !!!!!
ReplyDeleteAmazing!!
u r such a cutie :)
see the doc...hopefully u will be well :)
get well soon Keshi...lemme knw...if there is smething that whacko asks ;)
you will get ok...Its just a bit of the global seasonal stuff...
ReplyDeleteand awards all over eh?get well soon!!:)
Scribblers Inc.
*** I don't like anyone touching me, especially if it's a strange guy
ReplyDeleteAren't there any female doctors?
R u still afraid of needle?
KG!!!!!!!!! really....
LOL
rofl, i just hate going to dentists. other doctors are ok. except for the ones who use tongue depressors!
ReplyDeletei have come across a nurse who wanted to give me a shot on my butt though. well it was just a tetanus shot and i was 19 years old at the time :| since then, i haven't been too fond of nurses :D
what? is this the award you asked me to come and collect? :)
ReplyDeletebut of course if you do take off your clothes, it may be a reward :)
Hi,Keshi..how's the cough now?U know what they say 'A cough takes a week to go,take what you want.'And,I think it's true.Suggestions:Keep cell on silent,resist the urge to talk(Instead,just blog.Two or more posts a day would be welcome..:)),take a cough syrup-two three spoons should make you sleep even at work(Keep dark glasses on)...:)Best-just take a day off.
ReplyDelete----
ROFL-I see that even coughs can't keep your sense of humour away...I'd hate to be the doc jabbed by you with a needle.(Err,perhaps it wouldn't be soo bad if u were one of those mini-skirted nurses?*muses naughtily..it's the weekend,after all.*).
What?you want more Q-A's added to your already hilarious list?(Doc: Did you take Panadol?
Keshi: Does that cure Multiple Personality Disorder?
LOL-I guess that must be some doc you hate the sight of!)
--
Let's see now:
Doctor:Open your mouth wide,stick out your tongue and say Aah!
Keshi: Why?You want to communicate with my guts?
--
Doctor: (Putting stethescope at specific points on Keshi):Now,breathe deeply
Keshi:(*slaps*)- Why?You like to see heaving breasts,why not go to the beach and watch women running ?
--
Doctor(at the end of a thorough examination- of the cough): What do you feel?
Keshi: A murderous rage and guess who I want to murder first?
--
Want more??:)
LOL..
ReplyDeleteThat was a funny post!
Loved it.. :)
-Vivek
take care mate... get some good rest...
ReplyDeleteGod Bless...
Had nice read…!!
ReplyDeleteI was wondering how awkward it will be to ask to take your top off even if it’s a doctor and for valid reasons.. :)
Anyways, take care..!!
How strange..Am back after a vacation and caught up with cold and cough..!!
Cheers…!!
:)
"Workmates" is such an interesting word... Here it's "coworkers," which sounds so cold and dull by comparison. I guess in the US, offhand, I can only think of "mates" as a suffix for "playmates" and "soulmates."
ReplyDeleteMakes it sound like work is more fun over there...
lolz
ReplyDeletetc hunn
I hope your cough goes away soon.. drink soups, wrap yourself in blankets and get all the john abraham movies you can rent
ReplyDeleteAnd if doc asks where you would like the shot , you can reply "preferably on someone else"
Hi Keshi
ReplyDeleteOnce, I noticed I had an appointment with my doctor, but I didn’t know why.
As it turned out, the doctor didn’t know why I had an appointment with him. This is not going where you think its going. LOL
For 20 minutes we talked about his kids and his family vacation.
I don’t know if anyone is into anal sex, but this colonoscopy thing is going a bit too far.
I don’t even want to mention a mammogram. After having one of those your breasts are flat as pancake.
I’m sure every technician giving you mammogram is a psycho.
‘Do you feel anything dear?
‘Just tell me when it starts to hurt
‘Why are you screaming? Does it hurt?
Have you seen a doctor about the decolorizetion of your nipples? They are an awful shade of blue.’
LOL
Have a great weekend!
Bev
Hey hw did u fall ill!aww huney take rest...take a day off if u can and hav some nice chicken soup at home. Will make u feel better. :) And get well soon babes!!
ReplyDeleteaww baby getwellsoon!!
ReplyDeleteands for the questionaire :P thing...
doc: what's ur name?
sachi: Sachi
doc: So how have you been?
sachi: too good! was just missing this place like hell so dropped by.. (Can't you hear me coughing so badly)
hey kesh...on this post...well. hilarious come backs uv listed thee...was laughin all the way at office...do take care...a cough isnt good gurl so get it off before it gets the bettr of u :) Here, hve some yummmyyy hot chickn soup - with extra pepper :)
ReplyDeletenow i REALLY wanna get down to ur previous post...i was in a similar situation...somehthin that i really dno what to think of...REALLY...i dno if id forgive kesh....i really dno...but there's another angle i wanna ask u abt- do u think its possible to be in love with 2 ppl at the same time? with the same intensity? what if that leads physical...what then? isnt it fair if its love? i was in the victim position...n i still dno where i stood back then :(
Take care!! :)
ReplyDeletehey Gurl!!
ReplyDeleteDrink up on liquids... no no, keep your hands away from vodka n beer!!
take care
Get some rest
and get well sooooooon!! :D
My gramma's home remedy works all the time:
warm up some curd(add some water, making it light)..to this add some dry roasted ajwain[think its called carom seeds], warm the curd a bit and have it with your meal or drink a cup thrice a day.. cough shd disappear!!:)
hey.. hows you now? infected others with your cough as you do with laughter? he he.. take care
ReplyDeleteI guess you have not been eating enough apples huh?
ReplyDeleteLike ur pic..quite HOT ;)
ReplyDeleteDon't even talk about Johniee..i'll go beserk at this hr in the nite..lol.
ReplyDeleteCan i have John phleaseeeeeeeeee?
Take care of yourself! please!!!
ReplyDeleteOh and ummm If that one pic was my doc, I would be sick everyday!! hahaha
Ne.
LOL..This reminds me of my experience with a really cute cute doc. I was hospitalized recently and man! SO many cute docs! and thank God for one cute one that has been allocated to take care of me. I can't help it when he was feeling my palm and so on..lol! CUTE DOC!And so so gentle in touching.. lol....:D
ReplyDeleteHappy doctoring gurl! LETs hope he is cute tooo if not like a John Abraham look - a-like.
Take care...*HUGZ*
It's probably best if I just say 'Hi' and leave it at that...
ReplyDelete*droooooooool*
ReplyDeleteI think I just fainted....can the cute doc help me? ;)
hhahahaha is john ur doc...i think u r doc has quite a 6 pack...i should contact him to get ..one for myself out of family packs...lol...:)..
ReplyDeleteurs..hemu..
hey srry abt the comment used diff account ...so if u like just leave there...otherwise del it...these days geting confused with account..:(..
ReplyDeleteurs..hemu..
Doc: So how do you feel today?
ReplyDeleteMe: Oh I feel great! I just wanted to come hang out with a bunch of sick people in your waiting room for two hour and read last April's issue of People Magazine.
I'm just getting caught up Keshi. Thanks for the award the other day!!
Yikes !!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe I fell for that one Keshi !!!!!
Saw your comment on my blog and came waltzing over to catch a pic of your "doc" :DD
You wish Keshi - you wish !! :D
Hope your cough is better :)
take care
i didnt understand ure last comment on my blog...
ReplyDeletewas tht an attempt to reply to my second comment on this one???
didnt get the gig here
ohh my for a doc like that.. i will go sick.. every minute ;)
ReplyDeleteyummilicious :)
Is it cough or laugh keshi, Hehe... funny converse, let u search for a doctor just out of uni lol! Get well soon dear :)
ReplyDeleteoh.. u poor thing, its better to take some rest and really c a doc!!!!
ReplyDeletei wish u c a doc today!! :)
Take care,
Ankur
hehehehahahhahahahah
ReplyDeleteu bajaofied the docs :P
heheh loved the conco :P
though I love hot chicks as doc....few months back I had one MD trainee ..doing my checkup..and I eventually ended up in dating her..she was really hot :P...and doc like her..i wish I m at her table always :P with her hands roaming thruout me :P
and for ur cough...
ReplyDeletetake chicken soup :P
*hugz*
Keshii that doc looks crazy. Run the opposite direction. He looks like he'l stick a needle in you just for the sake of it :P
ReplyDeleteVesty heyy!
ReplyDelete**"How are you today"
u should say
"much better than you"
Keshi.
haha Pinku it was a SHE last nite :):)
ReplyDeletetnxx hun!
Keshi.
ty Sinner!
ReplyDelete**U manage a good sense of humor even when u are coughing X 1000 times
I always look at the BRIGHTER side in any situation...and my Cough allowed me to make fun of docs. LOL!
Keshi.
aww ty Prakhar KNIGHT ;-)
ReplyDelete**thats n order soldier
ur wish is my command sir! *salute*
Keshi.
ty Arjun!
ReplyDelete**an injection a day keeps illness away
o nooooooooooz! in that case, I'm not ill at all...plz believe me!
Keshi.
aww ty Sameera!
ReplyDelete**and take some honey
Im walking HONEY hunnay lol!
*HUGZ*
Keshi.
ty Deepz!
ReplyDelete**whatsup doc!! bugs bunny style!!
haha good one!
So do I dress up in a grey Bunny suit before I see the doc?
Keshi.
Gauri I hv to do a post on the Visit too cos it was one of the WIERDEST visits ever!!!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
hey Hemz ty!
ReplyDelete**welcome to the party
so now u want me to Dance with the doc? LOL!
Keshi.
haha Diana tnxx hun!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
btw Diana I can NEVER rest..Im hyper :):)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
hey ty Restless!
ReplyDelete*get some rest
Restless ur asking me to rest? Not done! ;-)
Keshi.
hahahahahahaha good one Stony! I luuuurved it!!!
ReplyDeletety for the smiles :)
Keshi.
hey Ekta tnxx sweetz!
ReplyDelete**go and get some rest!
u wudnt believe it, I hardly rest. Im so active, too hyper, too AWAKE all the time..even when Im sleeping!
**Actually being sick is probably one of the best times to get pampered
no one pampers me ever :*(
Keshi.
Priya Im getting there..will be better soon.
ReplyDeletebut hey I cant get better...cos Im bad. lol!
Keshi.
ty CN :)
ReplyDelete**or if d doc is John lookalike den happy coughing
nah mate, then my Coughing wud stop..cos I'd die instantly from the shock!
Keshi.
hehe Vish want some germs?
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
lol Utopia!
ReplyDelete**i pity the doc. he has no idea what is in store for him.
it was a SHE last nite...damnnnnnnnnnnn!
Keshi.
ty Enchanted!
ReplyDelete**but der r docs i luv too..de ones who smile..do ya knw dats real rare..
I agree..some docs give out the 'superior' vibe. I hate em. But many docs smile and say nice things to calm u down. But that doesnt usually work with me...especially when its a Dentist!
**my visits 2 des doc usually ends up wit us exchangin our life stories...more tan details of de disease.
haha!
My regular GP is an Egyptian man...last nite I cudnt get an ppt with him so I went to the local Medical Centre. It was a Chinese lady..she was ok. I'll write abt it soon LOL!
**John Abraham doc
send him away girl, I'd refuse to leave his Surgery then!
Keshi.
hey Girish the action man!
ReplyDelete**so the last time u had action was...
Action can mean alot of things. Wut exactly d u mean this time?
Keshi.
hey Tarun get well soon now!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
I think I should change my nick...but my nick does not relate to my physical restlessness...its something mental.
ReplyDelete--By the way ur comment on my post have made me behave like a child who's been appreciated by the teacher he has so admired. Thankyou
haha Veenz tnxx hun!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
ty Scribblers!
ReplyDelete**Its just a bit of the global seasonal stuff
I know. And now that we r in Spring here in Aus, my body is throwing hissy fits.
Keshi.
ty Aneesh!
ReplyDelete**Aren't there any female doctors?
there r...but my GP is an Egyptian male..and he's been my GP for ages.
But last nite I cudnt book him, and I got a female lol!
**R u still afraid of needle?
KG!!!!!!!!! really....
yesssssssss! :(
Keshi.
haha G-man was that a HOT nurse tho?
ReplyDelete**i just hate going to dentists. other doctors are ok. except for the ones who use tongue depressors!
wut r tongue depressors? that scares me!
*dentists
I loathe em!!!
Keshi.
ty Stygian DOC! :)
ReplyDelete**what? is this the award you asked me to come and collect?
no...can u see any award in this post other than John Abraham? Or d u think he's ur award? lol okkkkk I didnt know THAT abt ya hahahahaha!
**but of course if you do take off your clothes, it may be a reward
dream on doctor perv!
Keshi.
when was the last time u burn sme rubber...
ReplyDeletety Amit :)
ReplyDelete**Keep cell on silent,resist the urge to talk(Instead,just blog.Two or more posts a day would be welcome..
My cell is eternally on Silent. Ask Uttsy. U know how much I hate talking on the fone na? LOL!
yeah suddenly I hv this urge to 'cough up' more posts a day!
**take a cough syrup-two three spoons should make you sleep even at work(Keep dark glasses on)...:)Best-just take a day off.
HAHAHAHA @glasses on! ppl mite think Im dead!
**I see that even coughs can't keep your sense of humour away...I'd hate to be the doc jabbed by you with a needle.
Nothing will take my Humor away...mebbe just for an hour or so, but my Humor returns in full glory. I know that even as Im dying, I'd laff Amit lol!
**(Err,perhaps it wouldn't be soo bad if u were one of those mini-skirted nurses?*muses naughtily..it's the weekend,after all.*).
yeah I can do that, if it makes some patients happy. but wut if it KILLED some men lol!
**Doc: Did you take Panadol?
Keshi: Does that cure Multiple Personality Disorder?
LOL-I guess that must be some doc you hate the sight of!)
haha yes! I mean I wanna confuse him more.
**Doctor:Open your mouth wide,stick out your tongue and say Aah!
Keshi: Why?You want to communicate with my guts?
ROFL!
**Doctor: (Putting stethescope at specific points on Keshi):Now,breathe deeply
Keshi:(*slaps*)- Why?You like to see heaving breasts,why not go to the beach and watch women running ?
hahahaha!
trust me one doc asked me to take my top off last time..cos I had an chest pain that was not detectable. It came outta stress. But this doc wanted me to take off my top...as if my heart was on display underneath my top!
**Doctor(at the end of a thorough examination- of the cough): What do you feel?
Keshi: A murderous rage and guess who I want to murder first?
HAHAHAHA!
yes bring it on Amit!
Keshi.
ty Vivek :)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
hey ty Arv :)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
hey Vinu get well soon and WB!
ReplyDelete**I was wondering how awkward it will be to ask to take your top off even if it’s a doctor and for valid reasons
yeah..it was annoying but I had to. And it was also for a routine checkup.
Keshi.
hey Paul tnxx!
ReplyDelete**"Workmates" is such an interesting word... Here it's "coworkers," which sounds so cold and dull by comparison
hehehe yes...Aussies put the term 'mate' in many places.
Mateship is wut makes Australia ROCK!
:)
Keshi.
hehe Lavida ;-)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
aww ty Anu!
ReplyDelete**drink soups, wrap yourself in blankets and get all the john abraham movies you can rent
If I can rent John instead of all that, I'd get cured lol!
**And if doc asks where you would like the shot , you can reply "preferably on someone else
hahahahaha!
Keshi.
hey Bev tnxx hun!
ReplyDelete**Once, I noticed I had an appointment with my doctor, but I didn’t know why.
HAHAHAHAHAHA u mofo!
**As it turned out, the doctor didn’t know why I had an appointment with him. This is not going where you think its going. LOL
ROFL!!!!! I cant stop laffing HELP!!!!
**For 20 minutes we talked about his kids and his family vacation.
so this was a famly reuninon? lol!
**I don’t know if anyone is into anal sex, but this colonoscopy thing is going a bit too far.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! was it a Proctologist that met?
**I don’t even want to mention a mammogram. After having one of those your breasts are flat as pancake.
lollllllllllllllz! Ur too good hun!
I always thought mammogram was referring to whales. lol!
**I’m sure every technician giving you mammogram is a psycho.
or a maniac like Keshi? LOL!
**Have you seen a doctor about the decolorizetion of your nipples? They are an awful shade of blue.’
lol does it really happen? dun freal me out Bev arrrrrrrrrggggggggg!
someone I know has hammeroids...and went to see her doc...apparently he put his finger up her arse and she was embarassed to the 'core' LOL!
Luv ya Bev MWAH tnxx!
Keshi.
aww ty Ria!
ReplyDeleteI dunno how I 'fell' ill..mebbe I 'fell' in love with John? LOL HUGS!
Im having soup now :) wish John was in it!
Keshi.
hey Sah tnxx girl!
ReplyDelete**doc: what's ur name?
sachi: Sachi
doc: So how have you been?
sachi: too good! was just missing this place like hell so dropped by.. (Can't you hear me coughing so badly)
hahahahaha! too funny :):)
btw cud u leave me ur new blog addy again..I hv it on my home PC but not here. tnxx!
Keshi.
Oh Keshi you always make me laugh.actually had doctor appointments yesterday and today.I am just tired of being, pressed and prodded. I hate going to the doctors.hope you feel better and you are not coughing up a storm.
ReplyDeletety Preeti MWAHHHHHHHH!
ReplyDeleteooops I may hv given u some grems now :(
Im having soup right now yummmm!
**do u think its possible to be in love with 2 ppl at the same time? with the same intensity? what if that leads physical...what then? isnt it fair if its love? i was in the victim position...n i still dno where i stood back then
In love with 2 ppl, at the same time, with the same intensity? WOW interesting situation. Its quite possible Preeti.
As I told Aneesh in my prev post, humans r genetically polygamous...meaning we r designed to hv the desire for more than one person. Love can happen more than once and yes simultaneously too. Im not a psychiatrist but Im someone who has seen it happening...and I think its natural and normal.
We humans take LOVE and put all kinds of nails and bolts ard it. And then say 'here, this is the way LOVE should be'...but thats wrong. Cos Love doesnt come with limits or conditions. Its free and its UNAVOIDABLE.
In ur case, if u were the victim, Im assuming that ur BF fell in love with someone else, at the same time? Im sorry if that happened. HUGS!
If it got physical, mebbe its gone a lil too far. But do u really love this guy? Did he confess to u and admit he was wrong? do u BELIEVE him? if so, is he willing to work things out with u again? if so, and if I were u, I'd give him one more chance.
And Im sorry if I misunderstood the story. I hope I got it right tho :)
Preeti, do wut ur HEART tells u to do. At the same time, watch out for ppl who may be abusing ur heart.
*HUGZ* email me if u want to. ok? TC!
Keshi.
last pic in the post?
ReplyDeleteshe's pretty!
Anyway jokes apart how are you feeling today gurl?
ReplyDeletety BW!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
hey ty Aaarti MWAH!
ReplyDelete**no no, keep your hands away from vodka n beer!!
lol how did u know that? I actually hv some ICE cruisers in my fridge right now.
Ur granma's remedy sounds sooo homey, healing and lovely! I rem one of my aunts does the same thing...and these traditional Indian remedies r always the best and the healthiest. TY!
Keshi.
hey Sujit WB! Hows u?
ReplyDelete**infected others with your cough as you do with laughter?
lolz yes! I love spreading LAUGHTER germs! u want some Sujit? here take em..they r all in my bra hahahaha!
Keshi.
hey Sol!
ReplyDelete**I guess you have not been eating enough apples huh?
guess not. rem
an apple a day
keeps the doctor away
And if the doc is John Abraham
Throw the apple away
thats what I hv been doing...trying my luck to go find a doc like him lol!
Keshi.
Mez Im hot cos I hv a temperature..lol!
ReplyDelete**Don't even talk about Johniee..i'll go beserk at this hr in the nite..lol. Can i have John phleaseeeeeeeeee?
u can HAVE him but make sure u RETURN him w.o. his clothes!
Keshi.
hey tnxx Ne!
ReplyDelete**Oh and ummm If that one pic was my doc, I would be sick everyday!!
haha yes...mebbe I'd die too!
Keshi.
hahahahaha Amy too funny!
ReplyDelete**I can't help it when he was feeling my palm and so on..lol! CUTE DOC!And so so gentle in touching.
lol did it send chills down ur spine...?
the only doc who touched me was an old Greek guy urrrrrrrrrrg!
btw last nite my doc was a female! nah she didnt lool like Bipasha Basu either to even remotely get sexual vibes LOL!
Keshi.
hey Fingers!
ReplyDelete**It's probably best if I just say 'Hi' and leave it at that...
leave WHAT at WHAT? lol!
Keshi.
hahahaha wake up Silvara!
ReplyDelete*sprinkles water on Silvara's face while touching John*
LOL!
Keshi.
hahaha Hemz @family packs! LOL I cant stop laffing!
ReplyDeletealso, cud u plz contact my doc when I tell u to? cos rite now Im pretty busy with him.
Keshi.
hey Jay WB!
ReplyDelete**Doc: So how do you feel today?
**Me: Oh I feel great! I just wanted to come hang out with a bunch of sick people in your waiting room for two hour and read last April's issue of People Magazine.
LOL LOL LOL! I cant stop laffing Jay!!!!
Keshi.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaha Gauri u fell for it LOL!
ReplyDelete**You wish Keshi - you wish
ofcourse I keep wishing upon falling stars that my next doc is a JA lookalike...even my christmas wish for Santa is that!
;-)
Keshi.
hey Girish!
ReplyDelete**was tht an attempt to reply to my second comment on this one???
how can that be cos I was asking u to come check out my doc's pic. does that hv any connection with any ACTION? hahahaha!
Keshi.
hey Veenz :)
ReplyDelete**ohh my for a doc like that.. i will go sick.. every minute
lol yes...and I'd lock his room and be sick in there for the rest of my life!
Keshi.
hey Jeevan tnxx!
ReplyDelete**Is it cough or laugh keshi
haha good one! :)
nah John is 36yrs old...not just out of Uni lol!
Keshi.
ty Ankur!
ReplyDeletebtw I never rest...even when I sick :) u'd hv to kill me to take rest.
**i wish u c a doc today
I did...last nite :)
Keshi.
hey ty Bro!
ReplyDelete**i wish I m at her table always :P with her hands roaming thruout me
lol! so u dated her? and wut happened, did she become ur nurse then?
**chicken soup
aww so sweet..Im having soup right now. I wish it was made of John Abraham flavor lollllllllz!
Keshi.
hey SMM!
ReplyDelete**He looks like he'l stick a needle in you just for the sake of it :P
haha true! but I wudnt mind that as long as its him. I know, Im dumb lol!
Keshi.
hey Restless!
ReplyDelete**I think I should change my nick...but my nick does not relate to my physical restlessness...its something mental.
heyyy nooo dun change it! I was only making a connection with the 2 words :) I really like ur nic and I can relate to it sometimes. Cos Im mentally restless too...
**By the way ur comment on my post have made me behave like a child who's been appreciated by the teacher he has so admired. Thankyou
o really? wow! :) Im stoked!! *HUGZ*
Keshi.
hey Girish...
ReplyDelete**when was the last time u burn sme rubber...
when I burnt my cousin's mattress from his ciggie. lol!
Keshi.
all symptoms of drought :P
ReplyDeleteStarry TC of ur sweet self hun!
ReplyDeletethat reminded me of ur sis..how is she?
**I am just tired of being, pressed and prodded
yeah I dun like ppl pressing their gadgets/equipment on me either. :) trust me, Im a v difficult patient!
Keshi.
LaVida u know thats me right. :)
ReplyDeletetnxx!
Keshi.
SMM hey Im good ta...HUGS! tnxx for asking.
ReplyDeleteI was given antibiotics. apparently I hv a chest infection...managed to hit bronco (keshi slang for bronchitis). no wonder my head was heavy for the past few weeks.
Keshi.
Hey Keshi,
ReplyDeleteAbout ur health
> take care babeh. I am also suffering from cough since last 2 weeks. I don't know how to cure it.
About ur post..
> Simply hillarious. will soon be commenting in detail about it.
few things like take off ur top, get wet etc..... ur too much babeh.
Keep rocking,
Tejas Lakhani
Girish 'come' drizzle on my drought. lol!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
hey ty Tejas!
ReplyDelete**I don't know how to cure it
there's a cure. Read Keshi's crazy posts and u'll be laughing instead of coughing.
*HUGZ* :)
Keshi.
See this is why I keep telling everyone to quite smoking :P
ReplyDeleteAnyway sip half a cup of hot (as hot as you can handle) warm milk with honey & a pinch of turmeric in it. That does wonders for a broncho
haha SMM I wish I smoked, cos that way I'd hv a valid reason to fall ill :)
ReplyDelete**Anyway sip half a cup of hot (as hot as you can handle) warm milk with honey & a pinch of turmeric in it
my mum believes in that too. I'll do it tonite, tnxx hun!
Keshi.
your doc is hehehe.. good.. i was not blogging for a week.. was travelling.. now backk thats the reason for my absense.. and good to know for whom your heart beats..
ReplyDeleteaww..keshi, i jus tot of sendin him der 4 u ..but wotcha do ..an emergency came up..i fell ill..wot not wit all dis HOT talks goin on. considerin de fact dat v cld b long lost sisters...m doin u a favour , (nw thnk my big heart) & packin off a john, ll reach n a few minutes time...
ReplyDeletehehe..Keshi,that's the first time I saw a doc in his bday suit(almost)..nice 'addition' to the post...and,you're really asking for more of the Doc v/s Keshi dialogues??
ReplyDeleteevidently u r quite unaware of the round trip price of an australia ticket :P
ReplyDelete****lol did it send chills down ur spine...?
ReplyDeletelol..no. It took away the pain and the conciousness that he was slowly poking in the needle into the top of my palm.*smiles* I did not feel the pain at all mesmerize by this looker in a doc suit and A wonderful way of talking!
GOSH! ok i am going boingzZz! lol..
Doc: Does it hurt when you cough?
ReplyDeleteKeshi: Nah it's such a beautiful feeling!
Hahahahha.. this one was sooooo cool!
tongue depressors are thingies sadistic doctors stick into your mouth in order to get your tongue out of the way :| they make me gag!!!
ReplyDeletenope, was an average everyday nurse lol
You have been awarded.. hope u have ur acceptance speach ready...
ReplyDeleteI hate the docs no less than u!
ReplyDeleteNice Answers;-) loved hem all!
Umm.. keshi.. which one is your actual doc.. they all are good looking (how come my docs look like Dr. DEath :D )!!
ReplyDeletei know its you! was trying to give u a compliment... you are pretty
ReplyDeletehey funny one
ReplyDeleteit was
gosh! u hav a cough take care dear,
hav a good weekend.dear
Yup im gonna do just that- email u...alrite?
ReplyDeleteHe doesnt mean all that much now..but yea back then it did hurt...u figured it out rite, but with a lil twist....lemme mail it to u..ok? :)
w.o clothes...hahhaha
ReplyDeleteI guess u wanna go for the kill w/o any wait...ahem ahem
:)
Chriz WB!
ReplyDeletedid u pick up ur award from 2 posts down? :)
Keshi.
haha Enchanted ty so much for HOT JA pics! Whoaaaaaaaa I died looking at em!
ReplyDeleteMy eyes rolled like a manic kitten and I nearly passed out!
Keshi.
Amit haha he's not completely naked...only shirtless. :) U know I hv an obsession with Shirtless men lolz!
ReplyDeleteyes add in more to this post!
Keshi.
nah Mystique I hate travelling!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
haha Amy nice!
ReplyDelete** I did not feel the pain at all mesmerize by this looker in a doc suit and A wonderful way of talking!
yeah that can happen.
No wonder Im throwing away all the apples so I can come across a JA lookalike doc!
Keshi.
hahaha Prachi yeah as if its even a qn to ask!
ReplyDeleteI feel like saying 'nah its such a heavenly feeling in the lungs and thats why I came to ya'.
:)
Keshi.
oww now I know wut u meant G-man..never knew wut they were called lol! tnxx!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
Dee do I? wow Im stoked! :) tnxx hun will be there soon. MWAH!
ReplyDeleteSpeechwise, my blog is one huge SPEECH right? lol!
Keshi.
heyy Akanksha yeah one tried to kill me once!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
hey Anu all my real docs r shirtless.
ReplyDelete**(how come my docs look like Dr. DEath :D )!!
hahahahahaha that one cracked me up early in the morning!!!
Keshi.
oh ok Lavida..I was thinking u were asking me who it was. lol sorry!
ReplyDelete*HUGZ*
Keshi.
aww ty Joyce!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
Preeti shoot. HUGS n TC!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
Mez if our docs were all shirtless (excluding Dr.Death lookalikes), we'd all get well quicker!
ReplyDelete**I guess u wanna go for the kill w/o any wait...
hahaha yes!
Keshi.
lol!
ReplyDeleteif all patients were like u.. all docs would be killing them before treating :D :D :D
bechara doc :P
hihi lol....nice one...I am one of those who r obssessed with docs specially the eccentric kind...if u watch HOUSE MD ull know...wht Im on about...:) hope u feelin better
ReplyDeletehnnmm tht would definitly be my idea of doctor as well..
ReplyDeleteha ha ha ok ok stop abusing me now.. u can have him for urself.. incidently he's half mallu man ;)
so how u doing now sweets.. hope all is well.. take plenty of rest.. lookin at john ;) am sure u will be fine in no time
lol keshi i totally loved ur sarcasm thr!!
ReplyDeletei totally needed a gud laugh! thanks a tonn! :D
No words to write so
ReplyDelete:)ing
Absolutely hilarious .. on a serious note take care babes :) and get well soon !!!
ReplyDeletehey i thot id commented.. anyway gr8 list! LOL!!!!!!! still ROFLMAO!!
ReplyDeletety Abhi!
ReplyDelete**if all patients were like u.. all docs would be killing them before treating
hahahaha!
Keshi.
hey Aphrodite tnxx hun!
ReplyDelete**if u watch HOUSE MD ull know...wht Im on about
me too! Something so SEXAY abt certain docs...
Keshi.
haha Ani tnxx hun!
ReplyDelete**incidently he's half mallu man
really? I didnt know that. I thought he was North Indian top to bottom lol!
But I saw him the movie Water..he looked really different there and I thought he was getting closer to my genes (not jeans)..hahaha!
Keshi.
Im glad that I made u laugh @Gunj :):)
ReplyDeleteHUGZ!
Keshi.
:):):) @Hobo
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
hehehe ty Deepti HUGS!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
hehehe Harini..tnxx hun!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
BWUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH :)
ReplyDeletei 'm so sorry- i know i should say, 'hey babe, take care of that cough'
, but ya had me in splits with the things ya say to the doc..
they were kickarse!!
n JA!!!
womannnnnn, i 'd be in his pants neday neways ;);)
soooooo, my additions:
stud-hot doc: show me your wrist..
me: darn!!! my pulse is going to give me away..:(:(
doc: nurse, he needs drips..
drowsy-on-antibiotics-guy: awwww, how did the doc know i know i wanted to see the nurse 'strip'
eye doc: (shows the three middle fingers) how many fingers?
girl: aww fuck off, you cheapo.. even if i'm blind, i can still read between the lines, i don't wanna fuck you bastard..
cute male doc: i want to check how much you have dilated.. please split your legs..
preggie woman: that turned me on doc.. how i wish my husband and his baby were not in our way..
hope ya liked them keshikins :)
hahahahahahahahahaha Jane all of em r too funny! :):)
ReplyDelete**eye doc: (shows the three middle fingers) how many fingers?
girl: aww fuck off, you cheapo.. even if i'm blind, i can still read between the lines, i don't wanna fuck you bastard..
ROFL!
**cute male doc: i want to check how much you have dilated.. please split your legs..
preggie woman: that turned me on doc.. how i wish my husband and his baby were not in our way..
lol lol lol omg Im in splits!
Keshi.
keshikins, it had ya in SPLITS!!!!
ReplyDeletethe dos asked the lady to have her legs SPLIT!
god that GOT TO YOU AS well???
meeeeeeee rolllllllllllllllllllllllllling allllllllll overrrrrrrrrrr the flooooooooooor!;)