Somehow I dragged myself to the doc last night. Cos my head and lungs were clogging up with God knows what and it all started to hurt when I coughed. And since my workmates were bitching about it *stop the Cribbing granpas!*, I decided to get myself some meds...not cos I wanted to...I really don't care much about physical ailments that take it's own time to disappear. Anyways, I couldn't get an appointment with my usual GP, a 50+ Egyptian male *relax, not Suga Daddy material*, so I went to the local Medical Centre which I try hard to avoid cos I hate the way it takes such a long time to see a doc in there! But I had no choice this time, so I went there and got myself booked in for Dr.Tung *a 30+ Chinese female*. There were so many people waiting to see a doc and it was like one big party in there...couples holding hands, falling asleep on each others' shoulders, some talking really loud, some watching TV, others reading magazines, and one young kid crying his lungs out the whole hour I had to sit and wait in there! I love kids but that kid scared the hell outta me from having babies! WOW he wouldn't stop crying for 60 whole minutes! I was wondering if/when I have kids what I'd do in a situation like that? I'd probably cry too! Out of sheer frustration that is! That mum was very patient and didn't say a word to the kid. Obviously the kid was sick, hence the crying. And when after an hour of waiting to be called in by their doc, the family walked in to that room and I could hear the child crying louder now LOL! And just then I was called in by my doc *thank my stars for that!*.
I go in there. She smiles, says Hello to me and asks me to take a seat *nah I wasn't gonna take that seat home*. Lame? Forgive me sucker I'm sick!
Doc: ok how can I help you?
Keshi: I have a bad cough for few weeks now...
Doc: *types some stuff on her PC as if she's googling for symptoms*
Keshi: *dreams about a shirtless John Abraham*
Doc: Is it a dry one?
*at this point I thought of my last post and laughed so loud in my head*
Keshi: yes kind of...
Doc: Do you cough up anything?
*I wanted to say I cough up alot of blog posts*
Keshi: not really...
Doc: Lie down
*I really cracked up at that but I put on a serious face to her*
Keshi: ok...*hopped over to the bed and sat there like an amused kid*
Doc: Take off your jacket please *smiles*
*now if she was anywhere close to looking like Bipasha Basu or Jennifer Love Hewitt I'd have felt a tinge of hornyness at that line, but nah she didn't even make one hair in my body stick out. No I'm not a lesbian but some women are attractive enough to give me lesbian tendencies, yes :). What say girls?*
*doc places her Stethoscope on my chest and on my back for few mins*
Doc: ok, I think you have a Chest infection...Bronchitis. I'll give you some antibiotics.
Keshi: oh ok...
Doc: Are you pregnant?
*she asked that question out of the blue and for a moment I was wondering if I am! WTF*
Keshi: no doctor... *if I was pregnant, then it must be a MIRACLE!*
*later on I realised she asked me that question maybe cos she had to check if the antibiotics she was going to give me would affect me if I was indeed pregnant...makes sense*
She prints out my prescription and hands it over to me. I say thanks and was about to leave when I realised that my prescription read 'Zoe Callea....10yrs of age...etc etc'. WTF! Who am I? Zoe who? And Im 10yrs old? God help me! I stopped on my tracks and asked her what that was all about. She looked at it, apologised for the mistake and told me that that was the patient before me, and that she accidentally printed out Zoe's prescription for me. Told ya that doctors are crazy these days! Anyways she prints out the right prescription for me and gives it to me. I read it 3 times before I walked out. I then went to the nearest Pharmacy and handed it over to the chemist, and when she asked me for my Medicare card, I gave her my ATM card! She looked pretty confused and laughed. LOL I was like why is she laughing. And then I realised the massive dumb-blonde moment I just had, apologised and gave her the right one.
Then I went home, had one pill and went to the shower. I felt so dizzy I thought I was gonna break the glass shower doors and fall apart! Yes I felt quite sick after taking that pill. I was thinking maybe that doc was confused again and gave me a tablet that was probably for some blockbuster Heart patient! But it can't be...cos I remember checking with the chemist what it was for *knowing how delusional that doc was*, and she told me it was for mild Bronchitis. Thank God I asked her or I'd have gone to ER! Cos I really did feel very sick for few minutes.
And all that time I was thinking why she didn't prescribe me one of the following:
*John Abraham
*Flirting
*Blogging
*Laughing
*Jude Law
*Slacking
*Rum n Raisin Icecream
*Kissing
*John Abraham
*John Abraham
*John Abraham
*John Abraham
*John Abraham
Did I say John Abraham? ok add to this list...what would you have prescribed me, if you were my doc? :) Let's have some fun. Once you tell me your answer, I'll tell you what I'd prescribe you if I was your manic doc. C'mon guys dive in! And hey have a good one ;-).
Current Music: Jaadu Hai Nasha Hai (from the Hindi movie Jism)
I go in there. She smiles, says Hello to me and asks me to take a seat *nah I wasn't gonna take that seat home*. Lame? Forgive me sucker I'm sick!
Doc: ok how can I help you?
Keshi: I have a bad cough for few weeks now...
Doc: *types some stuff on her PC as if she's googling for symptoms*
Keshi: *dreams about a shirtless John Abraham*
Doc: Is it a dry one?*at this point I thought of my last post and laughed so loud in my head*
Keshi: yes kind of...
Doc: Do you cough up anything?
*I wanted to say I cough up alot of blog posts*
Keshi: not really...
Doc: Lie down
*I really cracked up at that but I put on a serious face to her*
Keshi: ok...*hopped over to the bed and sat there like an amused kid*
Doc: Take off your jacket please *smiles*
*now if she was anywhere close to looking like Bipasha Basu or Jennifer Love Hewitt I'd have felt a tinge of hornyness at that line, but nah she didn't even make one hair in my body stick out. No I'm not a lesbian but some women are attractive enough to give me lesbian tendencies, yes :). What say girls?*
*doc places her Stethoscope on my chest and on my back for few mins*
Doc: ok, I think you have a Chest infection...Bronchitis. I'll give you some antibiotics.
Keshi: oh ok...
Doc: Are you pregnant?
*she asked that question out of the blue and for a moment I was wondering if I am! WTF*
Keshi: no doctor... *if I was pregnant, then it must be a MIRACLE!*
*later on I realised she asked me that question maybe cos she had to check if the antibiotics she was going to give me would affect me if I was indeed pregnant...makes sense*
She prints out my prescription and hands it over to me. I say thanks and was about to leave when I realised that my prescription read 'Zoe Callea....10yrs of age...etc etc'. WTF! Who am I? Zoe who? And Im 10yrs old? God help me! I stopped on my tracks and asked her what that was all about. She looked at it, apologised for the mistake and told me that that was the patient before me, and that she accidentally printed out Zoe's prescription for me. Told ya that doctors are crazy these days! Anyways she prints out the right prescription for me and gives it to me. I read it 3 times before I walked out. I then went to the nearest Pharmacy and handed it over to the chemist, and when she asked me for my Medicare card, I gave her my ATM card! She looked pretty confused and laughed. LOL I was like why is she laughing. And then I realised the massive dumb-blonde moment I just had, apologised and gave her the right one.Then I went home, had one pill and went to the shower. I felt so dizzy I thought I was gonna break the glass shower doors and fall apart! Yes I felt quite sick after taking that pill. I was thinking maybe that doc was confused again and gave me a tablet that was probably for some blockbuster Heart patient! But it can't be...cos I remember checking with the chemist what it was for *knowing how delusional that doc was*, and she told me it was for mild Bronchitis. Thank God I asked her or I'd have gone to ER! Cos I really did feel very sick for few minutes.
And all that time I was thinking why she didn't prescribe me one of the following:
*John Abraham
*Flirting
*Blogging
*Laughing
*Jude Law
*Slacking
*Rum n Raisin Icecream
*Kissing
*John Abraham
*John Abraham
*John Abraham
*John Abraham
*John Abraham
Did I say John Abraham? ok add to this list...what would you have prescribed me, if you were my doc? :) Let's have some fun. Once you tell me your answer, I'll tell you what I'd prescribe you if I was your manic doc. C'mon guys dive in! And hey have a good one ;-).
Current Music: Jaadu Hai Nasha Hai (from the Hindi movie Jism)
first of all that was funny again..i m sorry for ur bronchitis. If i were doc may be I will give prescribe u some rest (remember I m not physically restless only mentally)..hot water. May be I will prescribe u my granny. She has so many homemade remedies
ReplyDeletety Restless!
ReplyDelete**hot water
I love warm-water showers. Soothing to the body and mind!
**May be I will prescribe u my granny. She has so many homemade remedies
aww how very sweet is that! Granmas always make me happy...cos Im one big granmaish chatterbox too hehehehe....
*HUGZ*
Keshi.
And Restless this is what I'd prescribe for u if I was ur doc:
ReplyDeleteA dance with me :)
yes!
Keshi.
Yo High Five even though for the wrong reason...I have been coughing for two weeks now too and went to see the doc to get some prescription too....hope you are feeling better now.
ReplyDeleteUsually for cough, do the doc request you to lie down??? This is definitely the first to read this....oh well, glad you double checked the name ya.
I think I'll prescribe lots of TLC all the way Down Under...take care and sleep tight pal :D
blogging? blogging?
ReplyDeleteand john!!!
shud she prescribe that for you???
go take a shower in the rain.. nothing can stop you as long as you blog like this
my prescription to keshi would read:
ReplyDeletehave a glass of John Abraham in the morning. Rub some John Abraham in the chest before getting to bed. Your Bronchitis will be blown to bits!!
Take care of your cough!! have a good rest!!
;-))
first off! haven't read the post.
ReplyDeleteBut picture No. 3...lol!
Should it be a meow or a roarrrrr! LOL!
will get back to reading the post!:P
Lets see what would i prescribe you?
ReplyDeleteI would prescribe you a great kisser. A male good looking one of course! Lol..
Let him heal ya..
Have a great weekend lady and get well soon!:D
hmmm...
ReplyDeletemy prescription reads:
Gol Gappa - trust u know what that is...its the ultimate receipe for losing a cold. To be had outside and people at home not to be told about it at all.
Chicken soup with lots of black pepper - this is to be taken at home while making a face as if u have difficulty swallowing....then sigh, keep the bowl down and curl up with a book. This ensures that no one disturbs u and everyone jumps when u ask for something.
Being in crowded places and pass on the infection to as many as possible - this way u will eventually lose it yourself.
Well I would want:
ReplyDelete- A whole day to myself
- A shoulder & back massage
- A big tub of hazelnut chocolate gelato
- A few of my favourite books
- Arjun around to pander to my every demand
- A whole day of shopping
Anyway take care gurl. You don't sound too good.
PS: Your dizzy, do you also feeling like eating something sour :P
lol...gud one...john everywer..cute..but the word flirting hurts me a lot...i dont use it..but even though its a gud thing if john is there ur safe...:)..reply to the comment in affairs post....
ReplyDeleteurs..hemu..
hey i am srry if been rude....just an stupid guy i am..
ReplyDeleteurs..hemu..
Hi,Keshi-good to see u finally 'dragged' yourself to the doc's,if not the Egyptian Uncle then,Dr. Tung(Nice musical name,there)Auntie.:)
ReplyDeleteLOL at the description of the scene at the MC.You know, sometimes,when I have to wait more than an hour at the doc's, I find myself feeling more sick than when I came in. (Thankfully,no 60 mins crying babies encountered yet).
ROFL-she actually asked you 'is it a dry one?'? hehe..must be some instinctive question-better make sure she doesn't read ur blog,or else,next time...well,...hope there's no next time..these medicines should make ya feel aok pretty quick.(That and,of course,a bit more of blogging)
LOL again-I thought that sort of thing happens only with me-handing the pharmacy guy the ATM card instead of the medical card.:)Thank heavens you didn't type your password on his fingers..(*ducks*)
Silly doc,huh? Not prescribing all those lovely things- John Abraham,Flirting,laughing,blogging....those people can't look beyond what their boobs,err,sorry,books have taught them!
--
What'd I have prescribed after a most enthralling 'examination'(for me,that is..(*winks*..weekends bring out the naughtiest part of me,I know)..well,let's see now:
- A week off from work
- TLC of the Dr. Amit kind..with laughs and all
- A cuppa hot chocolate
- Blog-posting and surfing for three hours,minimum, daily.
- Check out 'http://santabanta.com'
- Check out this google link:
All the above,guaranteed to make you come alive.hehe!!:)
- Listen to some nice Beatles love songs. Like:check out these youtube Beatles links:One of my fav. songs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O8YvKHRMrw
And: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyhlP9yBAic&NR=1
And: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LedUjMuTR7Q&feature=related
--
And,some funny song links:
The original Patel Rap:
http://deshgujarat.com/2007/04/26/bali-brahmbhatts-patel-rapvideo/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GAoj84SoOs
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And,some more Doc-Keshi dialogues:
Doc- You've got bronchitis
Keshi- Can you pronounce that word?
--
Doc- I'll prescribe some good antibiotics
Keshi- Ok,but,you try them first, just to be sure.
--
Doc- I need to give you an injection for quick recovery
Keshi- Ok,give it,and tell me where you want to get needled.
--
Doc-Are you pregnant?
Keshi- No,it was just the cough leaping around in my chest to escape detection by your stethescope.
--
More??
--
LOL-here's hoping that by the time you finish listening to all the links and reading this post-like comment,you'll be feeling aok.:)
chicken soup,lots of it.
ReplyDeletegood company for sure and a sense of humour that get you through all the coughing. actually you already have loads of it. :D
Hay keshi.. Take care sweetie.. Hope that medicine helps.
ReplyDeleteNice post!
Umm.. If I was ur doctor, I will prescribe you, take a month off and go to India to visit Prachi :). All your illness will be gone :).. hehehe.. Yeah.. Dr. Prachi mean it. ;) (and this way you will get John Abraham as well :D)
ummmm...........Shahid kapoor......hes better than John LOL!
ReplyDeletei wud tell u to eat lots and lots of ice cream ... and nope this aint any crazy advice ... I do follow it religiously wheneva the cough catches me ... i bombard it with loads of ice cream so that the cough goes away ... (maybe fearing of getting infected by cough itself :)) and u know wat i too am down with cold and cough from a coupla days ... so its ice cream time ;)
ReplyDeleteand now for a crazy prescription - come to mumbai, i will get you to meet John Abraham ... hows that for a cure ??? ;)
Gerard Butler..!!
ReplyDeletewt say..?
;)
Hello there Keshi.
ReplyDeleteMy name is Dr Whitesnake.....
Please sit down and talk to me about what ails you.....
Here take some of these to ease your bronchitis while you explian the real root of your problems....
Allow me to give you a foot massage as you speak..........
Uh huh.....hmmmmm Oh yes quite true.... but of course... yes yes i agree...... Oh come now keshi that can not be correct....
Now Keshi how about a nice coffee and a nice meal and a good old fashion chinwag?
That's my girl! Come on i know a nice little place around lalalalalalalalalala
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Muahhhhhhh
Dr. Manic would not just write prescription, he would dispense an aphrodisiac potion right there.
ReplyDeleteHi Keshi.. tc of u r self mam... a post tht is ful of fun :-)
ReplyDeleteNew Post :
मेरी पहली कविता...... अधूरा प्रयास
how about a huge dose of farhan akhtar....
ReplyDeletetry it it works....
Hiya... I would just prescribe you some good rest and a personal aide to serve you hot tea and soup... No, you dont get JA... you will just get Arv.
ReplyDeletetake care da... cheers...
***HUGS***
well,a well built doc n a beautiful patient i must say,may u get well soon(shocked to c both,u kno kinda culture shock)-get well soon,keep blogging..
ReplyDeleteA small peg Vodka.
ReplyDeleteNeat.
That wikk surely elevate your spirits.
:D
funny post... i'd prescribe u a day in bed with people pampering u! always helps!
ReplyDeletelol :P donno what med to give u ...:P
ReplyDeleteTraitor!
ReplyDeleteWhat u lusting after hairless chested, scrawny mallu men when the real deal is far more satisfying?
anyways, hope u r feeling much better...but u have just put this crazy image in my head that will now never go away : Bipasha Basu and Keshi...
down boy!
umm....a good shower is a good idea...maybe at a waterfall...yeah...more like it!!
ReplyDeleteSCribblers Inc.
P.S.-looks like only I made an attempt at the kinda treatment you were looking for... :P
get well soon!
ReplyDeleteeven i dont like kids crying , dunno why something feels bad inside
ReplyDeleteas for jude law ( aaaah )
hi kesh,
ReplyDeletehow r u dear?
2 friends feeling sick same time.. so ironic.. (u & tulip)
take care dear..
Dreaming of John!! when doc is questioning... LOL LOL..
U can write abt anything and yet make it interesting to read dear..
I would prescribe you a steam bath
:D
much luv,
-Aiz.
Hi Bronchitis Keshi
ReplyDeleteHope you're feeling better.
It's Friday morning here, and after a long week of multiple anxiety attacks, I’m going into the woods to scream my lungs out. I might even have a little bit of afternoon delight.
Only I can turn a hot doc into a witch doc. LOL
Song Lyrics: "Witch Doctor"
Recorded by: "David Seville"
Written by: David Seville (Ross Bagdasarian)
Single: Released in 1958
I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
And then the witch doctor, he told me what to do
He said that ....
(Chorus:)
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang...
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
I told the witch doctor you didn't love me true
I told the witch doctor you didn't love me nice
And then the witch doctor, he gave me this advice
He said to ...
(Repeat Chorus)
Now, you've been keeping love from me
Just like you were a miser
And I'll admit I wasn't very smart
So I went out and found myself
A guy that's so much wiser
And he taught me the way to win your heart
My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to say
My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to do
I know that you'll be mine when I say this to you
Oh, Baby ....
(Repeat Chorus)
LOL
Bev
Hmmmm Hope u're feeling better after he medicine...Get well soon dear.
ReplyDeleteNice post!
I would prescribe u t cme to india and take John for real! :-)
If I consider your last two post then I will prescribe you to have
ReplyDeleteA one-night stand with john abraham...... ;)
Doc: Lie down
*I really cracked up at that but I put on a serious face to her*
(When doc said u lie down u were expecting the position like the pic u have placed over there of john and bips)...... naughty!!!!???
and hey Make sure that the tablet which she wrote doesn't contain any chemicals similar to viagra ;)
this post of urs is awesome babeh.
Me too coughing and laughing at the same time on reading ur blog.
Keep rocking and coughing,
Tejas Lakhani
Well jokes apart.
ReplyDeleteTake care of ur health.
luv and smile alwaz,
Tejas Lakhani
hmm..i wud prescribe u a body massage from a good looking hunk....
ReplyDelete***I love kids but that kid scared the hell outta me from having babies!
ReplyDeleteWho knows how may people you have scared when you were a kid?
Well, If I were your doc, then I would prescribe you a One month crash course in KG LOL.
aww baby..tk care! loads of wishes..
ReplyDeleteI'll just prescribe you a trip off...off 2 either ur home place with you rloved ones or off 2 my place with me :D
we'll party hard in Shimla and Chandigarh :P
and my url:
http://sachi-stayingalive.blogspot.com/
During the 80s I went to a very sexy GP (yes a Female) who was my age.
ReplyDeleteI had more than a few awkward moments during my check-ups...standing there practically nekked and running the greek names of Dinosaurs through my head
focussing hard on trying to HAVE some 'reptile dysfunction' so that I wouldn't look like a hat stand..
although she was prolly used to it.
Oh gawd that was weird.
my prescription wud be a hot coffee with me...
ReplyDeleteand well that's all I can do for u... :)
Tk care hun!
Hey, hon ... hope you get to feeling better soon!
ReplyDeletehahaha.. woman, you really gotta do something about that JOhn abraham thingy.... somebody better get this girl a date with the hunk!!! :d
ReplyDeletebtw, quite a doc i must say on your post... but i do prefer Hugh laurie, from HOUSE Md...[ooh la la...now he i fell for hard....] :D
take care
drink up on liquids n warm soup/water/etcetc
hmmm.. what would i add to that list..
maybe a couple of cool John abraham movies ;)
Hugss!!!
OMG! babes u r having a serious hangover of John....not gud for ur health....especially when there r so many gurls who r already feelin love sick coz of his absence. ;) Anyways hope u recover soon! And till then happy dreaming abt John. :P And this is one of the most sensuous songs of John till date. Jus love it!!
ReplyDeleteMusic...yea, tatz what id prescribe..some good music....nothin like it to shake away the blues (germs included!)
ReplyDeleteohh bronchitis...I knw 1st hand how uncomfy tht can be:(
ReplyDeletetk gr8 care n get well in a jiffy:)
prescription:- a holiday to warmer climates wid a nice, hot n sexy gent:D
lol....bronchitis is not a laughing matter..but anyway..doesnt look like u get sick much..godd for u..!! lol...so when u do fall ill u feel very very bad....:(..it shall pass....
ReplyDeleteno male doctor ???? and u may have no problem kissi kissi with john when u sick?? but u checked with him if he gonna make out with a sick lady??? LOL. just teasing..dnt anger up ..:)
cheers !
Can you please pass on the prescription once you get enough of the dose... I need it too! Lol. And wat coincidence, was listenin to the same song when i started readin this one.
ReplyDeleteJohn ah! John... Wat hot pic girl... He is just super hot...
And wat you doin? Why you not takin care of yourself missy! No no no... Not done! TC ok?
Muah n Hugs
Im glad you went to the dock and i hope you feel better soon..
ReplyDeleteI would have prescribed a decongestant, that knocked you off to sleep , so you can dream abt john abraham 16 hrs a day :D! till you got better
Lol!Love your sense of humor girl!
ReplyDeleteI so agree with you,some females do have that thing about them that makes you admire them so much that you wonder if you are turning into a lesbian :P
Girl you ok now?Hope the delusional lady didn't really give you someone else' medication!
As to what I would prescribe,a tall glass of my favorite home made strawberry cream soda,with dollops of love and hugs added to it :)
Have a great weekend dear!TC.Hugsss
hey hi-5 Shionge!
ReplyDelete*does that while coughing in style*
lol!
*TLC
I cud do with a lil bit of that oyess!
I'd prescribe u a bottle of good ol Rum ;-)
tnxx hun and u get better too now!
Keshi.
hehehehe Chriz..
ReplyDelete**go take a shower in the rain
Its raining here right now...and I hate getting wet lol! Its bloody cold here Chriz!
I'd prescribe u some HUGS...to keep ya warm :)
Keshi.
hahahaha I laughed soo loud at that Deepz, tnxx!
ReplyDelete**have a glass of John Abraham in the morning.
ahemm...some kinda JA 'juice'...I wudnt mind that at all LOL LOL LOL!
**Rub some John Abraham in the chest before getting to bed.
omggggggg I fainted just readint that! Sounds really kinkaaaaaaay!
alright...Im well now. LOL!
I'd prescribe u a Date with me. I wanna see how well Deepz can handle a breakup if we had to (re: ur recent post). haha!
Keshi.
haha Amy ur 'But picture No. 3' comment made me laugh so much!!!!
ReplyDeleteyummalicious ha! ;-)
**I would prescribe you a great kisser. A male good looking one of course!
OMG girl u ARE my doc!!! Where were u all this time? lol!
Exciting 'medication'/'therapy' there whoaaaaaa tnxx doc!
I'd prescribe ya some hot apple sauce feeding with Brad Pitt. Amy now wud u like that once a day after dina, or 24/7? lol!
Keshi.
hey ty Pinku!
ReplyDeleteur so sweeeeeeeet :)
**Gol Gappa - trust u know what that is...its the ultimate receipe for losing a cold. To be had outside and people at home not to be told about it at all.
had no idea abt that wow! wut is it?
**Chicken soup with lots of black pepper - this is to be taken at home while making a face as if u have difficulty swallowing....then sigh, keep the bowl down and curl up with a book. This ensures that no one disturbs u and everyone jumps when u ask for something.
nice one :) love it!
**Being in crowded places and pass on the infection to as many as possible - this way u will eventually lose it yourself.
hahahaha good one girl! thats wut Im doing by going to work. lol!
Here's wut I'd prescribe ya:
Beautiful saree shopping :)
Keshi.
ty SMM!
ReplyDeleteaww nice relaxing list....but I dun hv an Arjun in my life. lol so I'd hv to be happy with JA posters *rollign eyes*.
**A shoulder & back massage
I love it but Im very careful as to whom I allow to massage my neck. Cos I saw on TV how a girl got a Neck Massage from some unknown place and she was paralysed for life...cos they did it wrong and damaged a nerve!
Here's wut I'd prescribe ya SMM:
A mini holiday in Tahiti! how d u like it? :)
Keshi.
hey Hemz!
ReplyDelete**but the word flirting hurts me a lot.
why, is Flirting a dagger? lol! ok jokes apart, why does it hurt u?
I'd prescribe u a Fliring Course. ;-)
*HUGZ* man relax!
Keshi.
Hemz ur not rude or stupid...ur just too sensitive. its ok, I know the feeling :)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
hey ty Amit!
ReplyDelete**when I have to wait more than an hour at the doc's, I find myself feeling more sick than when I came in
and thats exactly whY I dun go to the doc even if Im in death bed. I always tell that at home LOL!
**What'd I have prescribed after a most enthralling 'examination'(for me,that is..(*winks*..weekends bring out the naughtiest part of me,I know)..well,let's see now:
haha u and ur examination Dr.Amit!
**- A week off from work
nooooooo I love work. I can believe I said that. Im a nerd yes.
**- TLC of the Dr. Amit kind..with laughs and all
awww that sounds great! rem ur Laughter Yoga class?
**- A cuppa hot chocolate
yum!
**- Blog-posting and surfing for three hours,minimum, daily.
only 3 minimum? I thought mebbe 23 hrs and 59mins minimum LOL!
**- Check out 'http://santabanta.com'
o I cant wait! I love Santa Banta jokes.
**- Listen to some nice Beatles love songs.
Love Beatles!
**And,some funny song links:
The original Patel Rap:
Is it Gujju rap? lol sounds really funny!
**Doc- You've got bronchitis
Keshi- Can you pronounce that word?
I call it bronco for short lol!
**Doc- I'll prescribe some good antibiotics
Keshi- Ok,but,you try them first, just to be sure.
hahahaha!
**Doc- I need to give you an injection for quick recovery
Keshi- Ok,give it,and tell me where you want to get needled.
LOL LOL LOL!
**Doc-Are you pregnant?
Keshi- No,it was just the cough leaping around in my chest to escape detection by your stethescope.
hahahaha Amit!
ur good at this Amit, tnxx alot! U really made me laugh alot and Im feeling better already :) HUGS!
Now here's wut I'd prescribe u:
A weekend getaway at a cottage by the beach with ur partner, doing a Jism scene.
How d u like that? :):)
Keshi.
hey ty Utopia!
ReplyDelete**chicken soup,lots of it.
good company for sure and a sense of humour
aww how sweet is that. Sensible ones there :)
I'd prescribe u this:
A country drive passing fresh green fields and enchanting woods...
Keshi.
hey Prachi ty sweetie!
ReplyDelete** I will prescribe you, take a month off and go to India to visit Prachi :). All your illness will be gone :).. hehehe.. Yeah.. Dr. Prachi mean it. ;) (and this way you will get John Abraham as well
now how WONDERFUL is that! i'd love to see ya Prachi but dun be shocked if I suddenly disappear since the day I first meet JA ok? LOL HUGGGGGGGGGGZ!
Here's wut I'd prescribe for ya:
a romantic evening with ur husband, by the sea....a bonfire, some red wine and JISM music ;-)
Keshi.
hey Meghna tnxx hun!
ReplyDelete** Shahid Kapoor
I really didnt know him until I read ur comment. So I googled his name to hv a good look at him :)
o well he's cute but looks very YOUNG...I'd feel like a cradle snatcher lolz! I'd stick to John dahlin, u can hv Shahid ok? :) HUGS!
Here's wut I'd prescribe ya:
Shahid Kapoor pro-biotics ;-)
Keshi.
hey Hiren tnxx mate!
ReplyDelete**i wud tell u to eat lots and lots of ice cream
haha I eat it too...when its extremely cold over here, I eat icecream..its wierd!
**Mumbai
Thats a HOT prescription! I'd love to come over there n meet u too. But who do I choose between John n Hiren? :( Hiren ofcourse! ;-)
Here's wut I'd prescribe ya:
300mg of Kesh everyday for 5 days.
LOL!
Keshi.
hey Vinu!
ReplyDelete**Gerard Butler
omggggggg I forgot all abt him cos of John! hahahaha! ty ty ty doc.
here's wut I'd prescribe ya:
An Abseiling experience in the Blue Mountains AUS.
Hows that?
Keshi.
hahaha Steve wut a flirtatious doc! I like it! :):)
ReplyDelete**Now Keshi how about a nice coffee and a nice meal and a good old fashion chinwag?
Cool, very therapeutic indeedz! :)
Here's wut I'd prescribe ya:
A good ol' Aussie beer n BBQ evening with Keshi!!! :)
Keshi.
Lol...
ReplyDeleteKeshi dahling.....hw can u think of something so funny with that bronchitis....nyways, made a funny read for me....
My prescription for u would read...
A large bowl of chicken soup (twice a day while seeing John Abraham movies)
A relaxing body massage (of course by Johhny dahling. U can imagine this as many times)
Whatever medicines ur doc has advised (as per prescription)
And loads of rest......
Follow this n u will be back minus the bronchitis in a few days....
HUGS
hey Stony!
ReplyDelete**Dr. Manic would not just write prescription, he would dispense an aphrodisiac potion right there
hahahaha nice one! ;-)
Here's wut Dr.Keshi wud prescribe ya:
take off ur shirt more often.
haha!
Keshi.
hey Rohit ty! :)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
hey Gazal WC n ty!
ReplyDelete**how about a huge dose of farhan akhtar....
omggggggg he's so hot! Ur right..even an overdose of THAT ud not be enough :(
Here's wut I'd prescribe ya:
A Farhan Akhtar diet. ;-)
Keshi.
hey Arv how r u feeling today?
ReplyDelete** I would just prescribe you some good rest and a personal aide to serve you hot tea and soup... No, you dont get JA... you will just get Arv
haha ur cute! I'd love to be served by ya Arv :):) but I'd make the tea ok? cos I make great tea and I dun trust men when it comes to tea lol!
Here's wut I'd prescribe ya:
a nice warm sauna treatment to ur body n soul...
Keshi.
hey ty Anwesa!
ReplyDelete**shocked to c both,u kno kinda culture shock
lol wut d u mean?
btw I'd prescribe ya a movie getaway....with me! :) hows that?
Keshi.
hey ty Tarun!
ReplyDelete**A small peg Vodka.
I had one last nite ;-)
Here's my prescription for Tarun!
a nice long walk with ur GF at the beach...
Keshi.
ty Ash!
ReplyDelete**i'd prescribe u a day in bed with people pampering u!
how many? lol! ok let me see, gerard, john, jude..yep that will cure me doc tnxx!
Here's wut I'd prescribe ya Ash:
a nice Bolly dance session with the girls. :)
Keshi.
Vish ur my doc and u dunno wut to give me as meds? Can u go back to Med school then? lol!
ReplyDeleteWhy dun u give me a nice dose of ur very healthy mind? :) HUGS!
Here's wut I'd prescribe ya:
A Rollercoaster ride with Kesh!
Keshi.
hahahah Tys!!
ReplyDeletereal deal ha! ;-)
**but u have just put this crazy image in my head that will now never go away : Bipasha Basu and Keshi...
down boy down down! ROFL!!!!
Im sorry to do that to ya haha!
Here's wut I'd prescribe ya:
500mg of Bipasha Basu twice a day for 2 weeks.
Keshi.
hey Scribblers ty!
ReplyDelete**a good shower is a good idea...maybe at a waterfall...yeah...more like it!!
lovely doc tnxx! so unreal...sounds really relaxing.
**P.S.-looks like only I made an attempt at the kinda treatment you were looking for
hahahahaha yes! And few more ppl.
Here's wut I'd prescribe ya:
Hiking with Kesh. hows that? :) Then I can listen to ur brillaint mind speaking too.
Keshi.
aww ty Iceman!
ReplyDeleteI'd prescribe u a ticket to Miss.Universe pageant 2009. :)
Keshi.
ty Truthful!
ReplyDelete**why something feels bad inside
as for jude law
why? :)
I'd prescribe ya a dose of LIES once a day..cos u r always trying to be truthful ;-)
Keshi.
ty Aiz HUGS!
ReplyDeleteAmmu is sick too aww...
**I would prescribe you a steam bath
lovely! I love long hot showers..
Here's wut I'd prescribe ya:
An evening by a beautiful lake with Lotuses n Lillies...
Keshi.
haha Witch Doc Bev u crack me up hun!
ReplyDelete**It's Friday morning here, and after a long week of multiple anxiety attacks, I’m going into the woods to scream my lungs out. I might even have a little bit of afternoon delight
ROFL! wussup? ur going crazy or r ya coming into sanity? Cos there's nothing sane left in me.
*HUGZ* lol TC!
Keshi.
hey ty Akanksha!
ReplyDeleteIm getting better slowly...the meds seem to work. miracle! :)
**I would prescribe u t cme to india and take John for real
aww that wud be soooo exciting! But John mite say who the hell is this. lol!
Here's wut I'd prescribe ya:
A nice massage and a hot new hairdo. Hows that?
Keshi.
hahahaha Tejas tnxx!
ReplyDelete**If I consider your last two post then I will prescribe you to have
A one-night stand with john abraham...... ;)
LOL LOL LOL! Good one! Love this prescription doc ;-)
**(When doc said u lie down u were expecting the position like the pic u have placed over there of john and bips)...... naughty!!!!???
hahahahaha yes! only if my doc as born male and looked like John! sigh...Im not that lucky :(
**and hey Make sure that the tablet which she wrote doesn't contain any chemicals similar to viagra
lolz I wonder wut it was cos it really made me feel like a dizzy kitten going bonkers in the shower!
Here's wut I'd prescribe for Tejas:
200mg of Aishwarya Rai for one whole week.
Keshi.
hey Nirmal!
ReplyDelete**i wud prescribe u a body massage from a good looking hunk....
wow so cant that be YOU? :):)
Here's my prescriotion for u:
An evening with a Leg Specialist (re ur last post). lol!
Keshi.
hey Aneesh!
ReplyDelete**Who knows how may people you have scared when you were a kid?
I scare alot of ppl even now!
**Well, If I were your doc, then I would prescribe you a One month crash course in KG
hahahahaha!
KG = keshi girl?
:)
Here's wut I'd prescribe ya:
Go to KG class and sit next to KG (Keshi Girl).
lol!
Keshi.
hey Sach ty for the URL!
ReplyDelete**I'll just prescribe you a trip off...off 2 either ur home place with you rloved ones or off 2 my place with me :D
we'll party hard in Shimla and Chandigarh
awww thats so sweet of ya! I'd love to go to Shimla some day....
Here's wut I'd prescribe ya:
A nice choc pudding to be shared with Keshi :)
Keshi.
haha Donn!
ReplyDelete**I had more than a few awkward moments during my check-ups...standing there practically nekked and running the greek names of Dinosaurs through my head
focussing hard on trying to HAVE some 'reptile dysfunction' so that I wouldn't look like a hat stand..
LOL @HARD!
Here's wut I'd prescribe ya:
Keshi
haha!
Keshi.
wow Keshi, u will make me rich. If i prescribe my doc a dance with u he will write down all his properties to me. I am ready to share 60% with you what do u say...hhahahahah
ReplyDeletehey ty Sinner!
ReplyDelete**my prescription wud be a hot coffee with me
how lovely wud that be! And evening with the gorgeous Sinner, sipping coffee and chatting the night away...
Here's wut I'd prescribe ya:
400mg of Laughter, 100mg of Books and 500mg of Love every single day!
Not that ur short of em but I wish more laughter, wisdom and love in ur life, cos ur special. HUGS!
Keshi.
hey ty Crazy!
ReplyDeletehere's wut I'd prescribe ya:
A nice hot bath with Michael Phelps! (re: ur recent post lol!)
Keshi.
hey ty Aaarti!
ReplyDelete** but i do prefer Hugh laurie, from HOUSE Md.
I was really gonna put his pic up here at first, but then I was dreaming of John and forgot all abt it.
aww ty I love soup and JA movies!
Here's wut I'd precribe ya:
A nice long drive down a country road...
Keshi.
hey ty Ria!
ReplyDelete**....especially when there r so many gurls who r already feelin love sick coz of his absence
hahaha! Move over, Kesh is first in the queue babeh! ;-) if u really want J, I can give u his towel?
Here's wut I'd prescribe ya:
An evening with Farhan Akhtar...
Keshi.
So true Preeti, even rite now Im listening to Music. cant live w.o. it. I know that even when Im dying, I'd hv my iPod on lol!
ReplyDeleteHere's wut I'd prescribe ya:
A Date with Surya!
omg can I hv that prescription bak plz. lol!
Keshi.
ty CN!
ReplyDelete**prescription:- a holiday to warmer climates wid a nice, hot n sexy gent
thats the right Meds lol!
Now which pharmacy wud hv hot sexy gents as meds?
Here's wut I'd prescribe ya:
A real HUG from Keshi. :)
Keshi.
keshi dear...pls come to my blog to wish a frnd...
ReplyDeleteurs..hemu..
hey Samby HUGGGGGGGGGZ!
ReplyDelete**but u checked with him if he gonna make out with a sick lady???
I dun care wut he thinks ok! lol!
Here's wut I'd prescribe ya:
A paratrooping evening with Kesh.
:):)
Keshi.
hey ty Div!
ReplyDelete**Can you please pass on the prescription once you get enough of the dose... I need it too
hahahaha ok no probs! sisters share right? :)
Here's wut I'd prescribe ya:
1 litre of John juice every single day.
lol!
Keshi.
hey ty Anu!
ReplyDelete**I would have prescribed a decongestant, that knocked you off to sleep , so you can dream abt john abraham 16 hrs a day
aww that wud be heavenly!
here's wut I'd prescribe ya:
A nice book read by the sea...
Keshi.
hey ty Sameera lol!
ReplyDelete**I so agree with you,some females do have that thing about them that makes you admire them so much that you wonder if you are turning into a lesbian :P
Amen! Im not alone then haha! ty for being so honest.
**Girl you ok now?Hope the delusional lady didn't really give you someone else' medication!
lolz I hope so too! Im ok sweetz, ty so much!
**As to what I would prescribe,a tall glass of my favorite home made strawberry cream soda,with dollops of love and hugs added to it
now that sounds so very special and really yummy!! ty sooooo much doc :)
Here's wut I'd prescribe ya:
A dinner and movie outing with Kesh. Wud be lovely ha!
Keshi.
hey ty Diana dear! :)
ReplyDelete**A large bowl of chicken soup (twice a day while seeing John Abraham movies)
I'd prefer if John was in the soup.
**A relaxing body massage (of course by Johhny dahling. U can imagine this as many times)
omg ur killing me Diana cos Im imaginging it and Im getting paralysed by pleasure!
**Whatever medicines ur doc has advised (as per prescription)
thats the yukkiest one lol!
ty so much Dr.Diana!
Here's wut I'd prescribe ya:
A trip to John's house so u can bring him to me.
lol Im bad I know!
*HUGZ*
Keshi.
haha Restless why wud he do that?
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
btw Restless I am ur doc and I wanted to dance with u lol!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
k Hemz will be there in a jiffy.
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
oye did u see the pics i put for her tupid pellow...so wen is this flirting course starting...lol...i was little senti previously ..srry for that...
ReplyDeleteurs..hemu..
A long walk on the beach.
ReplyDeleteI would love that.I love beaches and sea breeze.It is something I always crave for ... always.
lol...u were hoping ur doc wud ve been a guy n u ld ve flirted with him eh??
ReplyDeleteanyway hope u r better now...and if i was ur doc..my prescription would be
1) Keshi's day out with the doc.
That should cure alot of things with remedies i ll put u thru in the day :D :D
Hiya... am getting back to normal slowly :) Cheers...
ReplyDeleteNo worries, you can make the tea :)
Sauna sounds good... should make sure there is the smell of few lotuses in there :)
take care...
Hi,Keshi...tks for the looong reply to the comment.:)
ReplyDelete---
U luve work?Well,that's grt to know..But,a break is always welcome,na!!:)
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LOL..yes,that's the 'laughs and all' part I was referring to...must recheck that BUF post of yours today.:)
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Noo-I wouldn't recommend 23 hrs and 59 minutes of blogging..too tiring for the eyes,you know!Causes CVS.:)
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The Patel Rap song,yes,it's by Bali Brahmbhatt,who's US/UK based.It refers to the typical Gujarati community of Patels who moved to the US,opened up loads of motels,etc.:)Was there a translation at the bottom?I think so!!:)
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And,last but not least,Dr. Keshi's reco:
*A weekend getaway at a cottage by the beach with ur partner, doing a Jism scene.*
Wow-tks for the idea.Perhaps someday in the future...after I return to India.:)BTW,a lovely place for a weekend getaway is Kovalam.I lost my heart to the place,last time I went there.Chk this link::http://www.hotelscombined.com/City/Kumarakom.htm
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Cheerio!Have a lovely,recuperative weekend.:)
he he he ... Keshi ... choosing me over John ... you made my day ;)
ReplyDeleteand 300 mg of Keshi everyday ... man thats indeed a HOT prescription ...
neways ... your award post is up on serenity ... come n see ...
i wanted to prescribe Vishal to you but not sure if you would develop any allergy towards him..
ReplyDeleteso how now? :-P
are you feeling better? i am having flu as well. achooommm!!!!
ammu.
this ans is strictly XXX...u may at ure discretion not publish this...
ReplyDeletewell first u need a warm cuddly human blanket to steer of the cold..and u'll need something hot for ure throat...hot and creamy prolly delievered straight into the mouth...from a hard source wid love...and prolly u'll need to be oiled and massaged all over...the avurvedic therapy...and nothing like a bit of exercise after tht...though given ure health u'll have to do it lying down...am sure the instructor will guide u how to do it...by doing it with and to u...
I would recommend Rum or Vodka!
ReplyDeletebtw on a serious note.. take care and dun let it increase or ppl will start calling u keshi dadi or keshi nani
i will be better than John Abraham in handling that aspect! I will be a gentleman!! LOL!!
ReplyDeletei wld have prescribed a lazy few days at home...with john abraham....i guess tht would cure u aye???well personally i detest john abraham....Sorry gal!! whts ur prescription to me??? i love stuart townsend...*hint hint*
ReplyDeleteummmmm
ReplyDeleteprescription is good but where do i get it :P
and i mite share but wt do we do bout bipasha!!!
lol
N whr u missin girl!! updated my blog!
I would prescribe ya love!
ReplyDelete*thats all i have..sighh..beggar of me!*
:D
PS_something's up for you on my blog.tee hee!
ohh sweetheart.. i hope u r doing fine now.. feeling better after taking the pills..
ReplyDeletehehe didnt know u were pregnant.. hehe was it john lol.. ok ok.. ;) wont pull u r leg more..
but must say.. u r doc is crazy lol..
but see she thought u were 10 yrs old.. u sure she's not blind.. ok ok.. i can see u searching something to hit me with now..
so like i said earlier..
sit n watch all of john's movies.. am sure u'll be fine in no time.. :)
they say tht black tea is good .. try tht..
U'll cancel my licence if i had to prescribe...:P
ReplyDeleteOkee Dokee
ReplyDeleteGo get your Degree and I'll set up an appointment. I'll prolly need some numbing..
((num num num num))
Old joke but I love it.
Thank u maam!but i think John wud jus do fine for me, so no Farhan Akhtar! And besides he's married, n i dont date married men!! :P lol!!
ReplyDeleteHey I just came to say that yesterday night I had a lovely dream that we met and had loadsa fun!And here you say you would prescribe a movie and dinner,wow what coincidence sweetie! :)
ReplyDeleteGlad you ok now.Muaaaaaaaaaaah
Get better, Keshi! There is a Hindi movie called Jism? I know what that means here, but what on earth does it mean in Hindi?
ReplyDeleteAnyway, Keshi, you need to read my latest post. Doctor's orders:)
babesss!
ReplyDeleteam sooo glad i finally got in :)
the stupid internet settings on my campus cudnt lemme into ur blog and i have no idea why! thot of tryin again today and voila! am so happy to be bak here..gotta catch up wit a lot many things :)
mwwwaaah!
ummm i think id b a lil more generous n prescribe u double dose of john :P
ReplyDeleteu like dat baeh?? ;)
Oddly I have had bronchitis this week... its better now though.
ReplyDeleteDamn it..!!How fast are you..?!?!
ReplyDeleteHow much did I miss in all these days..??..Well..it'll take me some time..to catch up..!! :D
And how have you been all this while..?..and ya..HI...!! :p
P.S: I am back..(In case you haven't figured already..:p)
as for the prescription...
ReplyDeleteMe..ab-ed...!! :))
..ab-ed coz u love Jhonny so much.. what say..eh..?? :p
omg ... 2 days....keshi's nt online... she bumped into a hot male doctor on her way back maybe... she has eloped with the doctor... OMG
ReplyDeleteOMMMMMMMMMG KESHI RAN AWAY WITH THE MALE DOCTOR..... *SOBS* *WALKS ON BROKEN DREAMS* *JEALOUS* *SUPER JEALOUS*
ReplyDeleteKESHI + JOT MALE DOCTOR = ELOPED COUPLE....
ReplyDeleteOMG I JUST SAW SHE HAS REPLEID TO MY COMMENTS.. DAMN.... I HAVE MADE A FOOL OUUTA MYSELF.. LOL... *FLIES AWAY AND PARAJUMPS SUMPLACE FAR WITH FACE RED *
ReplyDeletehey I am sorry to give u a bad news tat u r tagged h aha lol
ReplyDeletehey keshi!!!
ReplyDeleteI would prescribe you an overdose of laughter and some pranayams (breathing exercises)!!!
take care !!
Hemz yeah I did...:)
ReplyDeleteFlirting Course started eversince u met me and ur still clueless abt it? LOL LOL LOL!
Keshi.
me too Tarun...I love the sea and the sandy white beaches...
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
hey ty Mav!
ReplyDelete** were hoping ur doc wud ve been a guy n u ld ve flirted with him eh??
anyway hope u r better now...and if i was ur doc..my prescription would be
nah I was hoping he's look like John..since I deliberately got exposed myself to the harsh Winter and got sick. lol!
**1) Keshi's day out with the doc.
o well, that wudnt work if he doesnt look like John. Worse, it was a she this time!!!
Here's ur prescription:
a day out with Priyanka Chopra
Keshi.
hey Arv good to hear that ur getting better.
ReplyDelete**Sauna sounds good... should make sure there is the smell of few lotuses in there
haha ok why not ;-)
Keshi.
hey ty Amit :)
ReplyDelete**Kovalam
wow sounds great..gotta check that out.
Also, I hvnt checked out the gujju rap yet...will do soon. tnxx!
Keshi.
hey ty Hiren that post was a whopper!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
hey Ammu TC hun MWAH!
ReplyDelete**Vishal
lol who is he?
Keshi.
flirting course started wen i met u ...dint get u...i am flirting aa...my god i dint do anything...
ReplyDeleteurs..hemu..
ty Girish!
ReplyDeletebasically u prescribed me SEX..right? lol not bad at all!
Keshi.
hey Abhi tnxx!
ReplyDelete** Rum or Vodka!
I had some ICE cruisers these days :)
Im never Keshi nani...Im forever Keshi Girl, even when I turn 99. lol!
Keshi.
Deepz I know u will :)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
hey Aphrodite tnxx hun!
ReplyDelete**i wld have prescribed a lazy few days at home...with john abraham
that sounds really THERAPEUTIC! ty doc ;-)
here's my prescription for ya:
Stuart Townshend 10 times a day. LOL!
Keshi.
hey Div I was v busy yday AND today too...just got back. And I commented in both of ur BEAUTIFUL posts MWAH!
ReplyDelete**but wt do we do bout bipasha!!!
I dun mind her being there lol lol lol!
Keshi.
Crystal u presribed me Love and u gave me Love too...thru ur very WARM post! ty so much MWAHHHHHH!
ReplyDeleteI'd prescribe ya some Cherry picking in the farms...u'd love it!
Keshi.
hey ty Ani!
ReplyDelete**hehe didnt know u were pregnant.. hehe was it john lol
hahaha how I'd love John to be the father of my kids!
me 10yrs? wow I'd love to be that young again :)
Here's wut I'd prescribe ya:
A nice girly shopping trip with me. :)
Keshi.
hahahaha Southy!
ReplyDeleteHere's wut I'd prescribe ya:
7 nights with Priyanka Chopra in the Bahamas!
Keshi.
Donn numb u? no ways! I'd actually re-awaken ur numbed body parts, if there's any. lol!
ReplyDelete*HUGZ*
Keshi.
btw Donn, how abt Monica Belluci then?
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
Ria is he married? i didnt know. lol!
ReplyDeleteWell isnt John married too? hahaha!
Keshi.
wowwww Sameera really? that sounds like such a cool dream! *HUGZ* I wish for it to come true some day!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
Grunty I'll be there soon!
ReplyDeleteJism means Body, I think..in Hindi.
wut does it mean over there?
Keshi.
btw Grunty I'd prescribe u some good old-fashion Loving from the girl u hv a crush on. Now who may that be? :)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
hey Angel WB n MWAHHHHHH!
ReplyDeleteI know why my blog is banned in ur Uni..lol Im a R-rated writer hun!
Keshi.
omg Dr.Gunj ur sooooo generous! Can I also get an overdose. lol!
ReplyDeleteHere's wut I'd prescribe ya:
a good long road trip with ur BF in the Aussie outback. hows that?
Keshi.
hey Mutley get well soon woof woof!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
hey Zubin WB!
ReplyDeleteofcourse I rem ya hehehe..I thought u were busy with exams. :) nice to hv u back.
**Me..ab-ed...!!
wut on Earth is that? lol! plz tell me.
I'd prescribe ya this:
Keshi studying ur mole for 1 whole hour.
Keshi.
HAHAHAHAHAHA Samby!
ReplyDeletestop it Im not a runaway lol!
** *SOBS* *WALKS ON BROKEN DREAMS* *JEALOUS* *SUPER JEALOUS
why? I thought u hv a GF Mr.Paratrooper?? ;-)
*HUGZ* if u were my doc I think I'd rent a bed in the hosptial for life hahahahaha!
Keshi.
oww Samby here's wut I'd prescribe ya:
ReplyDeleteA Medical degree so u cud be Keshi's doc.
lol I know Im ur doc too!
Keshi.
haha Joyce I saw it..tnxx hun!
ReplyDelete*cough cough*
Keshi.
aww ty Rahul!
ReplyDelete**I would prescribe you an overdose of laughter and some pranayams (breathing exercises)!!!
I can only breathe if ur here? :)
Here's wut I'd prescribe for ya:
A job near ur home. Rem u love home food? :)
Keshi.
hey Hemz!
ReplyDelete**...i am flirting aa...my god i dint do anything
hahahaha wuts wrong with u Hemz? why r u so scared of flirting? mebbe u dun u'stand wut flirting really means? Im sure its that :)
Flirting does not mean Having Sex with someone..is this wut u think it is? LOL!
Keshi.
LOL@Samby... easy there bro :)
ReplyDeleteTake care Keshi... no shopping and no running around the house :)
ReplyDeleteget enough rest please... cheers
Kali Mirch with Shudh Ghee
ReplyDeleteYes you are sick alone physically and not mentally, so funny. Get well dear :)
ReplyDeletewow
ReplyDeletea shoppin trip with u..
hehe i pity all the guys and the shop assistants then.. ;)
between us we would be oggling quite a few ppl.. be it girls or guys lol.. and if any john's look a like passes byee.. there u go.. i will probably have to run behind u ;)
Collect YOUR award from my blg,sweetie :)
ReplyDeleteJust one prescription for ya .. come to Mumbai and meet Johnny boy .. and then come down n meet me too!! :D
ReplyDeleteget a shot of taqela and get John abrahim after dat...
ReplyDelete;-)
some things never change even after years... and one of those is ur posts... awesome...
howz u :-)
Cheers
Puneet
hehe ...u shud hav come to me ..i'd hav prescribed them all n u wud be ok b4 u walked out
ReplyDeletei dont know....will tell somethings abt it soon in my blog may be u could explain y i am feared..i am just some stupid freak may be..will change..
ReplyDeleteurs..hemu..
if u want to put it that simply...three things that should keep ppl away from most ailments...
ReplyDeletegood food, good sex and good movies
***I scare alot of ppl even now!
ReplyDeleteThat might be your KG classmates, right?
:D
***Go to KG class and sit next to KG (Keshi Girl).
What for? To start a third world war?
LOL
"WHEN?"
ReplyDeletekeshi,
ReplyDeleteoh thnx dear..that will be a great prescription...
will definitely love to have it..!!
someday..!!
lol! are u pregnant? and the take your jacket off thing made me laugh like crazy! a doc(a guy) once asked me to take my jacket off in front of my da ! :P
ReplyDeleten as far as ur prescription goes, id add a months staying at home in bed, doing nothing, eating chocolates, talking on the phone... n john abraham (i dont think u can have enough of him)! :P
liked the list?
sorry for the late comment btw..
btw, take care, hope u get well soon :)
ReplyDeleteUmmm Keshi... I don't know how to break this to you... but that guy in the blue undies with the stethoscope? He's not a real doctor.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't mean he can't help. :P
lol no offence!
ReplyDeleteIf I were your doctor I'd probably prescribe you a deepthroat bj ;-) to clear your throat properly. However, since your infection is of a rare kind, as a special case, I would recommend you to do it to John Abraham ONLY!
no offence!!!
On a serious note, I hope you get better soon! Antibiotics means you'd have to be on a course for minimum 5 days rt? So do it properly to reap benefits!
And a grandma tip, take fistful of Carom Seeds. Put them in a pan and add some water. Boil the water until you get a very strong smell, then add very little jaggery to the boiling water and mix it properly in the boiling water. Now, with the help of a strainer, separate the liquid from the seeds and put it in a cup. Drink the hot liquid (kaadha) slowly and you'll feel it already working and making your throat feel better! :)
Tried and tested, with no sideffects at all!
Don't forget gargling too!
Get well sooon!! mmmmmuuuah!
Brad Pitt? noooooooo! Let Angelina keep him.
ReplyDeleteI would not mind Jude law..lol..
oh Keshi..this post was funny :P)
ReplyDeletebut i m sorry abut your Bronchitis...
why don't you take tea with ginger and Tulsi leaves, definitely will make you feel good .. i m sure
oh if i was your doc... i would have prescribed... u some love and intensive care .. muaah :) take care!
i will prescribe you all the kisses...hugz...nd all the luv you hav spread in blogville! :D
ReplyDeleteAlso...a li'l dose of Bipasha Basu!
Arv u wudnt believe it yday was the buisiest day in a Bronchitis life!
ReplyDeleteI had to drive my mum to the church in the morning...then a friend to the hospital...then pick my mum up..then to a picnic with the cuzns for Fathers Day, by the sea...and then I exposed myself to the cold cold breeze (just cos I wanted to dress in Summer style - fashion victim here..lol!) and then I came home dying a Bronco death :(
Keshi.
Hobo if I knew wut that was I wudnt be this sick today right? lol!
ReplyDeletehere's wut I'd prescribe ya:
A drive in Keshi's car...u drive this time ok :)
Keshi.
hey Jeevan Im mentally unfit all my life, didnt u know!
ReplyDeleteI'd prescribe ya a nice cuppa made especially by Keshi, with a lot of Love in it :)
Keshi.
hey Ani I'd love to shop with ya..I know u'd be alot of fun :)
ReplyDelete**and if any john's look a like passes byee.. there u go.. i will probably have to run behind u
hahaha! plz dun try to find me then!
Keshi.
hey Crystal that was so sweet, tnxx MWAH!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
hey Deepti thats an awesome prescription!
ReplyDeleteBut I'd meet ya first..cos if I met John first, I dun think I'd hv any other plans lol!
here's wut I'd prescribe ya:
A Coffee outing with Michael Schumacher
Keshi.
omg look who's here!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWB Puneet n HUGGGGGGZ! ur bak for good?
**get a shot of taqela and get John abrahim after dat
lethal concoction of PURE JOY ;-)
*HUGZ* I've missed ya! How's married life going?
Keshi.
o btw..I'd prescribe Puneet a nice romantic lustful holiday with ur wife in El Salvador! :)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
hey TT WC! :)
ReplyDelete**..i'd hav prescribed them all n u wud be ok b4 u walked out
awww so sweet!
I'd hv prescribed ya a meeting with Keshi...just to laugh :):)
Keshi.
Hemz stop calling urself Stupid..cos ur not.
ReplyDeleteok I'll come there soon :)
Keshi.
ty Girish!
ReplyDelete**three things that should keep ppl away from most ailments...
good food, good sex and good movies
I knowwww! And I hv 2 of em already....and my sex life is Social Securiy kind lol!
Keshi.
hahahaha Aneesh!
ReplyDeleteif u sit next to me, I'll annoy u to death yes!
Keshi.
hehehe Steve now! :)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
hehe Vinu :)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
hey Harini ty sweetz!
ReplyDelete** a doc(a guy) once asked me to take my jacket off in front of my da
u cud hv slapped the doc. lol!
here's wut I'd prescribe ya:
Slap 2 docs a day and u'll be fine. :):)
Keshi.
hey Boy hows u?
ReplyDelete**but that guy in the blue undies with the stethoscope? He's not a real doctor.
hell I know that! lol!
Keshi.