Have you ever thought of moving in with Keshi? If so, this is your chance ;-). And about this pic? No I'm not renting my torso to anyone, relax! The space I'm gonna rent out is my blog ;-). No I'm not pressured by the credit crunch so much that I'm forced to rent my blog to earn my dough, chillax. All I'm saying is that I have a new idea...a cool one. And that is, I'm gonna give you a quote in this post which you have to complete...all you've got to do is fill in the blanks using your imagination. No, there are no right or wrong answers...just make it as humorous as you can and just be creative. And if your comment is the #X comment in this post you will be given a chance to co-host a post with me in MY blog! Yes that's the prize you'll get for being the #X commentor. Now X will be revealed after all of you get a chance to take part and have some fun too. Also X does not necessarily indicate a single digit number...for example, X could be 1 or 23 0r 101! The reason why I'm not revealing X in this post itself is to keep it fair for everyone and to avoid commentors aiming to be the #X commentor. Kapish? Beautiful.
Now I'm not looking for any money for the rent you're gonna have to pay for being able to post in my blog...I only want your heart and soul in that post you're gonna co-host with me. If you're the #X commentor, the topic of that post will be emailed to you later on. Now isn't that easy-peasy japanesey? :) Ok, so here's the question for this post that you have to answer TO THE POINT and take a stab at being the #X commentor (sorry I won't count meanignless comments as valid answers...I'll only count from the #1-meaningful answer to the #X-meaningful answer when deciding the winner). And hey don't worry about winning only, just have fun. Good luck ALL!
Fill in the blanks of the following quote:
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember ____ ____ ____ ____!
Current Music: Touch Me by Samantha Fox
first to comment :P..
ReplyDeleteurs..hemu..
oh god i commented before reading that means i am meaning less :P..hahah..:P..
ReplyDeletewell u r goin to rent it out..X...well i really dont know wat that number is :P...
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember whom i made to :P....
urs..hemu..
It's been so long since I made love,
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember how it tasted :( :P...
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember wat love actually is !
urs..hemu..
Hi Keshi
ReplyDeleteIt's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember if it's 69 or 96!
Very tired--too much work!!
Bev
Hemz u cheated again!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
yes Hemz that comment was meaningless..it wont counted as #1...thats all :) Dun fret over it.
ReplyDeleteu wont know X until many ppl get to take part. Cos its only fair that way :)
**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember whom i made to
HAHAHAHAHAHA too funny!
Can u rem the face atleast? LOL!
Keshi.
Hemz u hv more answers? WOW!
ReplyDelete** It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember how it tasted
Taste of wut? WOW Hemz knows alot ha!
**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember wat love actually is !
LOL too funny!
Keshi.
hey Bev!
ReplyDelete**It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember if it's 69 or 96!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Help I cant stop laffing here!
I think its 79. yeah its been a long time!
Keshi.
**Can u rem the face atleast? LOL!
ReplyDeletenooo i dint make any love :P...
**Taste of wut? WOW Hemz knows alot ha!
nopes :P.i dont know anything :P.
69..or 96 :P hahahahha...
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember was it virtual or real :P..
P.S: this is made by a frnd in office :P..
urs..hemu..
It's been so long since I made love i cant even remember that porcupine's pink eyes
ReplyDeleteHemz ur so innocent but u know wut 69 is abt? :)
ReplyDelete**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember was it virtual or real
LMAO good one!
Keshi.
hey Chriz!
ReplyDelete**It's been so long since I made love i cant even remember that porcupine's pink eyes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Omg u get pricked all over Chriz????!!!
Keshi.
I m so fuckin' bad with all this...
ReplyDeletenooo Southy take a stab it cmon! hvn had 69 GFs how cud u not! *LOL*
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
wat abt ppl who r still virgins :(
ReplyDeleteMayz this is not a confession post. It's for EVERYONE. I did say use ur imagination...cmon now!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
i made a google search for 69 :P...and found some interesting results...so i came to know through that :P..well no one is absolute innocent :)..
ReplyDeleteIt's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if i blogged over it :P...
urs..hemu..
my god i have to find X :P...or i have to make more answers :P...
The magic number is 70 now...ahem ahem...:)
ReplyDelete@mayz...
ReplyDeletehahah...well i imagined them dude..ur taking to a virgin to :P...
urs..hemu..
It's been so long since I made love,
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember ____ ____ ____ ____! ***First of all the line itself is not appropriate for me for now as i did had a steaming one last month itself....:P
It's been so long...
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember what goes where??? Relp...
It's been so long...
I can't even remember... Wait a minute, how do you MAKE love?
Hemz r ya trying to put in as many answers as possible to be the #X commentor? Big mistake boy! Cos I will take ALL comments from one person as 1 comment only. lol! o.w. it wont be fair for others :)
ReplyDelete**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if i blogged over it
HAHA wud u hv blogged abt it tho?
Keshi.
Southy how d u know that? ;-)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
Hemz u and May sound so depressed. LOL!
ReplyDeleterelax, just hv fun Mayz, like Hemz is hvn :)
Keshi.
Southy so ur memory is pretty fresh WOW!
ReplyDeletesome guys hv all the luck ya know!
Keshi.
Know what? u said 69 gfs so i just corrected u, its 70 now...:)
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Rakesh help I cant stop laffing after I read ur's!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG its soooo funny!
Keshi.
**Hemz r ya trying to put in as many answers as possible to be the #X commentor? Big mistake boy! Cos I will take ALL comments from one person as 1 comment only. lol! o.w. it wont be fair for others :)
ReplyDeleteu know i always comment more...i really dont need to be in the number X...i am not that matured enough to make a post in ur blog tho..but u mentioned abt me in ur blog that is more then enough for this life :)...
okok now i stop cheating and commenting :)..
urs..hemu..
::::))))) Noiice Post
ReplyDeleteIt's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember that " putting foot in the Mouth" is a sexy thing!!
really Southy? WOW Im really happy for ya! :)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
Hemz cmon now..I wasnt telling u NOT to comment...u can comment as much as u want in my blog. All i was saying is that ALL comments (no matter how many) from 1 person will be taken as 1 comment. Just to be fair for others in this post only.
ReplyDelete**...i am not that matured enough to make a post in ur blog tho
Who said that? OMG!
:(
Keshi.
Yes the memory is still very fresh, so the line for me goes like this.....
ReplyDeleteThe scent of your body still gets me hard, lets catch up sometime soon...:)
Shoe_girl tnxx hun!
ReplyDelete**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember that " putting foot in the Mouth" is a sexy thing!!
HAHAHA noiiiice one babeh!
It aint sexy until it gets offensive! *chuckles*
;-)
Keshi.
hmm I wonder who this hot new GF is...@Southy
ReplyDelete:)
Keshi.
It's been so long since I made love,
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember what happened
hahahah got this ans from a gal in office :P...
****...i am not that matured enough to make a post in ur blog tho
Who said that? OMG!
:(
i said so :P..just kiddin sweets..
urs..hemu..
P.S: everyone in my office is reading this post :P..
Someone close to a blast from the past...:D
ReplyDeleteIt's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember if you said '' oh, oh, baby!" or "after this, it's mashed potatoes & gravy"
ReplyDeleteYikes, that was lame, I know!
My imagination is not too good tonight, Keshi.
So very tired!
Fun post...silly girl!
HUGZ...I'm off to bed,
Nitey -nite!
Margie
Hey Hemz :)
ReplyDelete**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember what happened
HAHAHAHAHA she's too good ya know!
How abt
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if I took my clothes off!
omg everyone in ur office!
*Keshi hides*
Keshi.
really Southy? ur keeping me in suspense now!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
LOL Margie HAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDelete**It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember if you said '' oh, oh, baby!" or "after this, it's mashed potatoes & gravy
too funny!!!!!
Im laffing my ass off here!!!
Keshi.
It's been so long since I made love,
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember....
wait... I must have tatooed it somewhere... perhaps on ............
**Keshi, you are spoiling my vocabulary. I was not like this re :)
**HAHAHAHAHA she's too good ya know!
ReplyDeleteshe is my team lead :P...hahah i dont know if good or bad :P..
**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if I took my clothes off!
hahahah :P...
**omg everyone in ur office!
*Keshi hides*
hahah u dont have to hide...i wish my boss answers this :P...
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember how to ans this :P.....
this is mine :P..
urs..hemu..
Ok. Not applicable.
ReplyDeleteI do remember the last time.
It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember why I am naked now!!!
ReplyDeleteNo suspense, it all happened quite smoothly, if it continues , u'll surely know abt it...:)
ReplyDeletewow, just give me 10 mins and i shall write a script to post the next 500 comments on this post :) that would increase my chance to rent the post .. :)
ReplyDeleteIt's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember how many minutes back that was :D (saying with a devilish smrik)
It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember whether i was a rabbit, a bacteria or a human then (saying with an honest virgin smile)
Okay now coming back to business, is there any constraint for number of words or it can be anything after the lines i mean whatever we want?
ReplyDelete:D :D just checked out your hol pics :) wah wah , hey i had a pup like that ( I miss it ;( ) .where did u take those rooftop pics from deah ?
ReplyDeleteas for zis post am going to have a lame as go at it
*It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember IF I GOT CAUGHT *
It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember how it feels like!
ReplyDeleteHey Keshi
ReplyDeleteGlad I could do that.
It's good to laugh our asses off!
HAHAHA!!!!!
LOL!
Margie:)
It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember where to go in first!
ReplyDeleteIt's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember what made it love!
ReplyDeleteIt's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember how wet is wet!
ReplyDeleteIt's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember what i forgot!
ReplyDeleteIt's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember who came first!
ReplyDeleteIt's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember how love is spelt!
ReplyDeleteIt's been so long since I made love,
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember what i look like down there ;)
It's been so long since I made love,
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember anymore what i look like down there ;)
Ok Keshi, ignore the earlier one, this is the official entry :)
ReplyDeletePlay the Akon music in your mind...
"Its been so long
That I haven’t seen your base
Try to make it strong
But it refuses saying, what’s the use
Won’t get up, before I show him a good reason
And this time, he says, be warned
I won’t be fooled by a melon
Please help me get it up right now now now
Please help me get it up right now now now
Its never been so tough c’mon now now now
Or I’ll have to find something else maybe cow cow cow"
here's my two cents!! :-))
ReplyDeleteIt's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if missionary is catholic!
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember what goes in where.
;-))
It's been so long since I made love,
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember how to wear that plastic thingy...what it s name already? ... condom!
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember how to spell K...A...M...A..S..S.. no...U..
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember how to be flexible anymore!
It's been so long since I made love
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember your jaw dropping fragrance..
shit!!am bad at this.. :(
Nikhil..
It's been so long since I made love,
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember ... if a blogged about it
It's been so long since I made love,
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember wat my moan sounds like!!
ll come back again with more Keshi girl!!!
ReplyDeleteIts been so long since i made love,i cant even remember what male anatomy looks like. :( ;)
ReplyDeleteIt's been so long since I made love,
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember the lust we tasted.
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember what the feeling of surrendering yourself to someone is all about!
I would quote AC/DC in absence of my own innovative idea.
ReplyDeleteIt's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember "if the earth was quaking" and "the walls were shaking" but "we were making"
Let me think for couple of minutes and then come up with some hAWT and steamy and sizziling and blah blah.... idea.
"It's been so long since I made love,
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember"; Where my mouse is!
Hmmmm!
ReplyDeleteMy flat is spacious and good. You want to move in? I won't even lay down such a condition, trust me.
Will be back soon.
*smilez*
It's been so long since I made love,
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember ____ ____ ____ ____!
tat made me laugh re
:P
hmmm hmm "wat was his undie's color :P:P
just tried something kiddish :P tat became too kiddish
:P tc
its been so long since I made love I can't even remember whether it was true or just plain old lust:D
ReplyDeleteIt's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember whether it was real or just my imagination running wild n naughty:D
ReplyDeleteMORE ANSWERS LATER MAYBE
ReplyDeletewhich generations it was,damn i hate being a bacteria,God! can't even ask for a bail out from the government!
ReplyDeleteIt's been so long since I made love,
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember the size of the ladder!
(Camels count, I believe?)
Cheers!
Prady
It's been so long since I made love,
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember my very last moan.. :p
Hehe..been whackin my brains during the sleep inducing lectures durin noon and the lab tht followed,and looks like dis one's way better than the last one.. :p
Take Care sis,coz I care..
Nikhil
It's been so long since I made love,
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember why she left me!
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember how many missed calls passed! hehe...
HeHe!! Hope you find a yummy tummy flatmate like John A and remember every night you spend with him forever and ever!! That's all I have got to say! :D
ReplyDelete.....I can't remember if it were in sleep or in dream! :)
ReplyDeletedevika
Keshi,
ReplyDeleteIt has been so long since I made love, I can't even remember WHAT IS IT LIKE.
Take care
It's been so long since i made love,
ReplyDeletei don't remember what goes where :P
"it's been so long since i made love, i can't even remember how to lie convincingly about it being good!"
ReplyDelete;)
no, really!
~ XOXO
It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember If it was last night or night b4:)!
ReplyDeleteP.S. some ppl have short memory!
It's been so long since I made love,
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember if condoms existed back then ...:)
Prashanti
it's been so long since I made love,
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember who gets tied up:):)
:):) I'm definitely not good enough to be the 'X'th blogger :):) is X gonna be 69 or 96?? :P
It's been so long since I made love, I can't remember if I was even there or not!! :P
ReplyDeleteCouldn't rattle my brains much!! It hurts!! :P
Take Care
It's been so long since I made love,
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember........how was it!! :P [maybe i ll just have a refuck to refresh my memory!!]
now my comment was the lamest!! btw im back!! :d
i don't like living with another person..it truly bothers me :P
ReplyDeletemove in with the guy, and you end up being their maid :P
"Its been so long since i made love, i can't even remember how it feels like to be a woman!!" :) Just gave it a shot!
ReplyDelete"Its been so long since i made love, i can't even remember when was it last!!" :)
I can't even remember why I haven't got dressed yet... ;D
ReplyDeleteYou really thought I will come back to fill in the blanks, Kesh? Com'n, lady.
ReplyDeleteJust wanted to say *smilez*
*smilez*
Lol Nice post! Been a long time for me but then u neva knw eh
ReplyDeleteHi Keshi,
ReplyDeleteYou are a whacky genius and can really make people laugh. So here you go ...
"It's been so long since I made love, ... but I still remember how to make it last. So for just $4999 you can also know how. So don't give up, you still have a chance. Get it going ... now!!!
Contact us on --- --- --- TODAY!!! (Paypal/Master/Visa accepted)"
EnJoY
It's been so long since I made love,
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember Babeh that's noiiice!
Ha! Ha! Ha! I am awake, Kesh. Just wanted to make you smile. Not that I am okay with this kind of contest to get a chance to move in. OK!!!!
I hate comparison.
*smilez*
I cant remember if it is really the size of the ship or the motion of the ocean that really counts!
ReplyDeleteWhat goes where or why.
ReplyDeleteBeen so long since I made love I cannot remember what "down" there looks like!
ReplyDeleteOh my I am corny! hahahahah
It's been so long, I have mistaken my "toy" for the real thing!!!
ReplyDeleteGOSH! HELPPPPPPPPPP I AM ADDICTED TO THIS post already!
guys Im laffing so loud over here reading all ur abso-bloody-lutely fantastic lines!!! *ROFLMAO!*
ReplyDeletekeep em comin! Will reply to u all soon. :) tnxx!
Keshi.
It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember where the video is posted!
ReplyDeletehey Suresh!
ReplyDelete**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember....
wait... I must have tatooed it somewhere... perhaps on ............
check ur knees? LOL!
**Keshi, you are spoiling my vocabulary. I was not like this re :)
like how? is tattoo a bad word? LOL Suresh!
Keshi.
Hey Hemz!
ReplyDelete**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember how to ans this
LOL LOL LOL!
Here's another one:
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if it was in my previous birth!
Keshi.
HAHA Lavida arent u lucky! ;-)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
hey Sri!
ReplyDelete**It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember why I am naked now!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA too funny!
here's another one:
It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember WHY!
Keshi.
ok Southy :)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
It's been so long since I've made love, I can't remember who's supposed to get the boner.
ReplyDeletehey Hiren the genius! ;-)
ReplyDelete**It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember how many minutes back that was :D (saying with a devilish smrik)
MINUTES? r ya a nympho? lol!
**It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember whether i was a rabbit, a bacteria or a human then (saying with an honest virgin smile)
HAHAHAHA!
How abt this one:
It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember whether condoms were made then!
Keshi.
Southy at first I thought I should limit it to just 4 words..but I just dun mind it being more than that. So go for it! :)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
ty Truthful!
ReplyDelete**where did u take those rooftop pics from deah ?
Sydney Centrepoint tower :)
**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember IF I GOT CAUGHT *
HAHAHAHA ur hilarious!
Here's one more:
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember my GENDER!
Keshi.
hey Sawan ty!
ReplyDelete**It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember how it feels like!
ROFL!
here's another one:
It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember WHAT I'm trying to remember!
Keshi.
yes Margie I've been laughing alot since this post yday. LOL! There r some hilarious lines...did u read em all?
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
hey Sawan ur on a roll woohoo!
ReplyDelete**It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember where to go in first!
HAHAHAHAHAHA not the back ok!
**It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember what made it love!
mebbe the lust? LOL!
**It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember how wet is wet!
ROFL! :):):)
**It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember what i forgot!
LOL LOL LOL! omg thats too funny!
**It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember who came first!
LMAO!
how abt
It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember if anyone came!
**It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember how love is spelt!
LOL thats soooooo funny hahahaha!
tnxx for the laughs Sawan!
Keshi.
hey Mayz TY!
ReplyDelete**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember what i look like down there
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
how abt
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if I hv any sexual organs!
Keshi.
HAHAHAHA Rakesh Im LMAO here!!!! Akon indeedz!
ReplyDelete**Won’t get up, before I show him a good reason
And this time, he says, be warned
I won’t be fooled by a melon
This goes with
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember wuts supposed to go up!
LOL!
Keshi.
hey Deepz!
ReplyDelete**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if missionary is catholic!
OMG this is sooooo funny HAHAHAHAHA! u hv no idea how much I laffed reading this last night!
**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember what goes in where.
LOL use the front door ok!
how abt this one
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if Im gay/bisexual/heterosexual!
Keshi.
ty Cess MWAH!
ReplyDelete**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember how to wear that plastic thingy...what it s name already? ... condom!
LOL LOL LOL!
**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember how to spell K...A...M...A..S..S.. no...U..
ROFL!
**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember how to be flexible anymore!
HAHAHAHA!
Ur classic lines made me laff so much Cess TY!
how abt this one
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if it was a man!
Keshi.
ty Nikhil!
ReplyDelete**It's been so long since I made love
I can't even remember your jaw dropping fragrance..
lollllllllz!
But arent u glad u dun rem? :):)
Keshi.
hey Tarun!
ReplyDelete**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember ... if a blogged about it
but wud u blog abt it? LOL!
Keshi.
ty Rat!
ReplyDelete**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember wat my moan sounds like!!
LMAO!
Here's another one:
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember who did what where or when!
Keshi.
ty Experience!
ReplyDelete**Its been so long since i made love,i cant even remember what male anatomy looks like
This one cracked me up big time last night, even when I went to bed LOL!
How abt this one
Its been so long since i made love,i cant even remember who has boobs!
Keshi.
TY Crystal!
ReplyDelete**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember the lust we tasted.
HAHA!
**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember what the feeling of surrendering yourself to someone is all about!
Im not new to that feeling either LOL!
How abt this one:
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember his name!
Keshi.
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember what the feeling of surrendering yourself to someone is all about!
hey Anuz TY!
ReplyDelete**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember "if the earth was quaking" and "the walls were shaking" but "we were making"
HAHAHA supa AC/DC sex!
loved it!
How abt this one
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if it was in China!
Keshi.
hey Rex tnxx!
ReplyDelete**"It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember"; Where my mouse is!
ROFL!!! search for it in the museum ha!
how abt this one
"It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember who I am!
Keshi.
Soul r ya sure? no conditions at all? WOW! ;-)
ReplyDeleteok so wut if I hv some conditions?
Keshi.
It's been so long since I made love,
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember how it feels to love and being loved.
ty Joyce HUGS I missed ya!
ReplyDelete**"wat was his undie's color
LOL LOL LOL! too funny! I fell off my chair laffing!
How abt this one
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if he had an undy on in the first place!
Keshi.
hey CN tnxx mate!
ReplyDelete**its been so long since I made love I can't even remember whether it was true or just plain old lust
LOL hahahahaha!
**It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember whether it was real or just my imagination running wild n naughty
MAYBE it was real? LOL!
How abt this one
It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember if there was life on Earth then!
Keshi.
HAHAHHAHA Vish good one!
ReplyDelete**which generations it was
LOL I wrote a similar one to CN just above this comment :)
Keshi.
hey Praddy!
ReplyDelete**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember the size of the ladder!
(Camels count, I believe?)
Sorry I didnt get that LOL! plz explain :)
Keshi.
Nikhil hey tnxx again!
ReplyDelete**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember my very last moan
HAHA d u hv to? LOL!
Keshi.
ty Jeevan!
ReplyDelete**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember why she left me!
LOL awwww....
**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember how many missed calls passed! hehe...
LOL Jeevan too funny!
how abt this one
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if the Queen was born then!
Keshi.
hey Asha! :)
ReplyDelete**remember every night you spend with him forever and ever
ofcourse..and even when he goes to the shower. LOL!
Keshi.
hey Devika!
ReplyDelete**I can't remember if it were in sleep or in dream
HAHA u poor thing! ;-)
how abt this one
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if it was a human!
LOL!
Keshi.
ty Jack!
ReplyDelete**It has been so long since I made love, I can't even remember WHAT IS IT LIKE.
HAHA!
how abt this one
It has been so long since I made love, I can't even remember what to remember!
Keshi.
TY Elithraniel!
ReplyDelete**It's been so long since i made love,
i don't remember what goes where
thats really VERY sad lol!
Keshi.
hey Nachi tnxx!
ReplyDelete**it's been so long since i made love, i can't even remember how to lie convincingly about it being good
LOL HAHAHAHAHA! that sounded like a genuine confession!
how abt this one
it's been so long since i made love, i can't even remember if lying abt it made me happy!
Keshi.
HAHAHA KP nice one!
ReplyDelete**It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember If it was last night or night b4
mebbe ur amnesic? LOL!
How abt this one
It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember if it was on a bed or a plane!
Keshi.
hey Prashanti tnxx hun!
ReplyDelete**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if condoms existed back then
HAHA I wrote the same one as a reply to someone else!
Keshi.
hey Shrav!
ReplyDelete**it's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember who gets tied up
aww u cheated...u googled it right? LOL!
Keshi.
ty Akshat!
ReplyDelete**It's been so long since I made love, I can't remember if I was even there or not
LOL hahaha!
how abt this one
It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember wut sex is anymore!
Keshi.
WB Phoenix HUGS!
ReplyDelete**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember........how was it!! :P [maybe i ll just have a refuck to refresh my memory!!]
HAHAHAHA good one girl!
ROFL @refuck!
how abt this one
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if I had to beg for it!
Keshi.
Dalicia sometimes it does become a pain I suppose...:)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
hey TY Ria! :)
ReplyDelete**"Its been so long since i made love, i can't even remember how it feels like to be a woman!!"
LOL LOL LOL!
**"Its been so long since i made love, i can't even remember when was it last!!"
HAHA!
here's another one
Its been so long since i made love, i can't even remember if it was cyber!
Keshi.
hey Milady!
ReplyDelete**I can't even remember why I haven't got dressed yet
HAHAHAHAHAHA too funny!
How abt this one
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if I paid!
Keshi.
ofcourse I did Soul! :)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
Vipul how long? :):)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
ty Prabir!
ReplyDelete**"It's been so long since I made love, ... but I still remember how to make it last.
HAHAHAHAHA too good! last for how long tho? LOL!
**So for just $4999 you can also know how. So don't give up, you still have a chance. Get it going ... now!!!
Contact us on --- --- --- TODAY!!! (Paypal/Master/Visa accepted)"
d u work as a therapist for sexually dysfuntional ppl? :):)
WOW! u'll hv alot of ppl here ringing u now LOL!
** Get it going
u mean get it UP? haha!
Keshi.
Soul u will NOT be compared with anyone at all..just pack n move in wont ya? ;-)
ReplyDelete**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember Babeh that's noiiice
HAHAHA! ok that was noiiiice! ;-)
here's one for ya
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if I was just TALKING TO MY SOUL!
;-)
Keshi.
hey Ne tnxx!
ReplyDelete**I cant remember if it is really the size of the ship or the motion of the ocean that really counts!
LOL HAHAHAHAHA good one chickster! a big ship w.o. any motion wud suck IMO!
** Been so long since I made love I cannot remember what "down" there looks like
LMAO!
**It's been so long, I have mistaken my "toy" for the real thing!!!
LOL u poor babeh!
how abt
Been so long since I made love I cant even remember when I last shaved!
Keshi.
hey Phoso!
ReplyDelete**What goes where or why
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Keshi.
hey Jay tnxx!
ReplyDelete**It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember where the video is posted!
ROFL! THE BEST!
How abt this one
It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember if Youtube was alive then!
Keshi.
TY Mike!
ReplyDelete**It's been so long since I've made love, I can't remember who's supposed to get the boner.
HAHAHA!
how abt this one
It's been so long since I've made love, I can't remember who's supposed to do what!
Keshi.
aww Southy...is that true by any chance?
ReplyDeletehow abt this one
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if I got fined for it!
Keshi.
It was absolutely true untill last month's encounter, trust me...:)
ReplyDeleteIt's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if I got fined for it!***I can feel it baby, i can feel it...Huggzz
I just made that up Southy lol!
ReplyDeletehow abt another one
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if Im supposed to brush afterwards!
Keshi.
Another one Southy
ReplyDeleteIt's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if fellatio is icecream!
Keshi.
now i know why u wanted me to participate in this post...
ReplyDeletewell there are two things to this before i come up with my million dollar (fake currency) line...
one is that i have had sex before but i have not made love in real...coz i had sex with ppl i didnt love..just liked...
a couple of days ago i did make love to someone...but it was over the phone...so i don't think we can make it count here
It's been so long since I made love, that my hand has filed a physical abuse case against me
aww ty Mystique, especially for being so open and honest abt urself! *BRAVO*
ReplyDelete**one is that i have had sex before but i have not made love in real...coz i had sex with ppl i didnt love..just liked...
I agree. Love can only be made if ur totally in love with the other person. O.W. its just Sex.
cyber/phone sex dun count I suppose..cos this is abt love-making :) Ur right.
**It's been so long since I made love, that my hand has filed a physical abuse case against me
LOL HAHAHAHHAA I cant stop laffing!
Good one!
How abt this one
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember what this post is abt!
LOL!
Kesh.
Keshi,
ReplyDeleteBlogging and fun is okay..
But don't play with my character..I make love only with my husband...
and HE is 100% HUMAN :))
haha...take the message, but lightly :)
wishes,
devika
m sure i've missed the 'x' number by now...or is the vacancy 4 guys only? :P
ReplyDeletehaha Devika Im so glad he's HUMAN!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
It's been so long since I made love,
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember if Im supposed to brush afterwards!****Hahaha u not only gotta brush, u gotta wash as well...hahahahaha:)))
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if fellatio is icecream!****This one's the best gal! Hail Keshhhaayyy! You win!
hey Trinaa!
ReplyDelete** sure i've missed the 'x' number by now...
how can u be so SURE of it? :) I did say it can be 1 or 23 or even 101 didnt I?
**or is the vacancy 4 guys only?
wut makes u think so? :)
Keshi.
ty Southy, see I aint that RUSTY yet! ;-)
ReplyDelete** u not only gotta brush, u gotta wash as well..
LOL I remember now ok ok!
Here's another one
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if anyone can get pregnant by it!
Keshi.
It's been so long since I made love,
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember if anyone can get pregnant by it!***This one's good, but not good enough to beat ur earlier one, that was PERFECT....:D
yeah that one was kinda lame...a bit teenagerish lol!
ReplyDeletetnxx Southy ;-)
Keshi.
Another one for ya Southy
ReplyDeleteIt's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if bondage was abt bond trading!
LOL that was lame too sorry!
Keshi.
Sigh***@bondage
ReplyDeleteI seriously need to hunt one of these days...:D
Bond Trading of Bondage? :)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
Aiyo Keshiiiiiiiiiiiii..........sorry I am so so late for this fun sexy post ;)
ReplyDeleteNot that it's been so long for me *wink* but just to join in the fun...
*It's been so long since I made love, I have forgotten what orgasm feels like ;)*
cos remember I dun remember lol!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
Its more of leashing the bond...:D
ReplyDeleteHAHA Shionge here's a slightly different version of ur one.
ReplyDeleteIt's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if an Orgasm comes in boxes!
Keshi.
**Its more of leashing the bond
ReplyDeleteIt's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if leashing was abt a dog!
;-) Southy
Keshi.
My my my keshaaayyy....keep flowing...:P
ReplyDeleteI think Im done Southy :):)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
I like the style babeh...:)
ReplyDeleteYou are so funny ;)
ReplyDeleteOkay my last shot:
It's been so long since I made love that I think my tunnel of love is sealed *sob*
WOW! U got a lot of answers, keshi.
ReplyDeleteI don't have time to read them now as I have to make some phone calls.
I'll come back at a later time & check the replies....bet u got some good ones!
C'ya later gator!
Margie:)
hehehe
ReplyDeletenice one as usual Keshi.. heres wt i have to say
**It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember how to fake it!!!
;-)
**Sorry I didnt get that LOL! plz explain :)
ReplyDeleteOkay, let me try: You know it's not easy to make love to a camel. I had to use a ladder as an accessory to get up there and do it.
Plz don't tell anyone, okay?
Cheers!
I dont think I will, but I will not bet that u may never blog about it.
ReplyDeleteIt's been so long since I made love,..............???
ReplyDeletedid i just say that ;) ... nah never been there!
How've u been kesh? I'm still caught in new year festivities...dropped by to check out how everyone's doing in blogsville... :)... tk care ((huggz))
It's been so long since I made love,
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember if there is something deep within or not :D
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember what the color of our love was like. Lol =D
Oh m late for this one...still here it is
ReplyDeleteIt's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember how long it used to be! :D
hi keshi..
ReplyDeleteIt's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember that most beautiful moment :)
lols..
ReplyDeletehmmm i think i will give it a try now :P
**It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember what orgasmic pleasure is like...
lol
ooops i just read few comments .. and saw it's repeated.. anyway...
ReplyDeleteits been so long that i made love that i hafta pinch myself to make myself believe that it actually happened.
ReplyDeleteits been so long that i made love that sometimes i feel i neva will again.
naaaa i cannot be humourous about this. hmphhhh!
It's been so long since I made love,
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember whats the correct end of the rubber.
fst I don't understnd what it is :P
ReplyDeletethough i will try for sure :P
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember to whom I made!
one more, this one is mine, not that funny though:
ReplyDeleteIt's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if it tasted sour or it smelled sweet.
one more:
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember if it was from the shotgun or the revolver, the bullet her father fired at me.
one more, one more:
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember the number of times she told me she was a virgin.
It's been so long since I made love,
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember if two on a bed makes it claustrophobic
It's been so long since I made love,
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember if i ever did!
tc ji
Cool!! okay, now let me go think of something witty to say.....
ReplyDeleteIt's been so long since I made love,
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember why I stopped doing it again.
It's been so long since I made love,
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember his Face!!! :PP
It's been so long since I made love,
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember whether it took me 5 mins or more. :P
...WHEN it was that my virginity grew back... :P
ReplyDelete