Men-O-Pause!

What's On The Menu?

Ok I'm single and 'looking' alright, but that doesn't mean men have to be so desperate. On Saturday I went to a buffet lunch invited by a friend. Mum and sis were also invited. So we all headed to this beautiful restaurant full of yummy food and was having a great time enjoying the food and chatting non-stop about this and that you know. Well soon it came to coffee time so I headed to the coffee machine to make 2 cups of coffee, one for myself and the other for my friend as she was too lazy to walk there. As I was making the coffee, a husky voice behind me asked 'You like coffee do you?'. I was so not prepared for replying-to-a-hunk-out-of-the-blue, I immediately blurted out 'No'. LOL that sounded pretty retarded cos here I am making 2 cups of coffee and saying I don't like coffee!! Then I quickly corrected myself by saying 'I mean YES I like coffee', and I turned to look who this was. He was a cute guy alright and I imagined he was just chatting me up while we were there to make our coffees. Then he asked me where I was from (like he wanted to travel there hehe). I said 'I'm originally from Sri Lanka but I live here now'...and I asked him where he was from (not knowing what else to ask apart from do you like the color blue?)...then he goes 'I'm from Egypt and I live here too' and smiled coyly (I was quickly scanning his face, pity I couldn't check his butt out). Anyways he looked good and about late 20s or early 30s. Then ofcourse my coffee was made and I had to leave, so as I was going to leave he quickly said 'I'll give you my number, please take it ok'. I said 'ok' with a smile and walked back to my table. Then I turned around to see where he was and I could see him writing something on a long long loooong piece of paper. I hoped he wasn't declaring his love to me in a book or something but I did tell my mum, sis and my friend about him and asked them not to panic if a guy walked to our table to hand me something over. They all smiled and took it in good spirits. Then after about 10mins the Egyptian hunk walked to our table, gave me a piece of paper and said that it was great meeting me and walked away. I checked the paper...he has written 'I wanna know you more' and then his mobile number. The rest of the large piece of paper was the Sunday menu! How many menus would he have handed over this year? LOL!

Indecent Proposal

Next stop M. Remember I told you a story about one of my male friends M who suddenly got engaged last year? (read that old post My Best Friend's Wedding if you cant remember who I'm talking about). Well I rang M yesterday to check up on him cos apparently he's been down lately. Then he told me that he broke up with his fiance. I was rather shocked at that cos the wedding was going to take place this year. I told him how sorry I am to hear that and then also told him that I'm here if he needed someone to talk to. Guess what he said next? He goes 'Keshi you know I always liked u alot...I wanna travel with u...and I have strong feelings for u...what do u think?'. Now I know he doesn't mean he wants to love and marry me some day, he means something else. I just know that - my instincts are pretty good cos we have talked about this before and I have clearly told him I'm not that kind of girl. I was so furious I told him off this time. How can friends be this shallow? Worse how can he think of me when he just broke up with his fiance? I was offering him my friendship when he was down and he was offering me a sex romp? What a sad mentality.

Vege-Shopping Ted Bundy

Yesterday I was shopping alone for few hours in the morning. I stopped at the Body Shop for something and I saw this good-looking dude (yes he was handsome and maybe in his late 20s) carrying a newly purchased Stereo, who then spotted me. He immeditaley stopped on his tracks and started following me around. I sensed it that he's stalking me now so I started giving him a good work-out. I walked and walked and walked to the other end of the mall just to make him sick of his stalking...he didn't give up. He walked and walked and walked too. Then I went into the Fruit n Vege shop...so that he'd look ridiculous carrying a stereo looking at Potatoes! Well you think he'd imagine so? Not a chance. Cos he walked into the same shop and started checking out eggplant and lettuce and what-not, not that he really wanted to buy any. I roamed around a little bit in there and then walked out of that shop, and into the Seafood shop. He arrived in front of the Tuna looking like a musician for the fish! I was so annoyed, I wanted to tell the Mall Security guys about him...I really felt like it. So I walked out and went towards the Security and he disappeared immediately. It worked, FINALLY.

You Want Lovely Breasts, I Mean Lovely Legs?

The other day I went to buy some chicken drumsticks for mum. So off I went to the Butcher and asked for some chicken legs. The guy immediately got his eyes fixed on my chest. He couldn't work after that. He looked so disturbed and was giving me lamb instead of chicken (I'm surprised he didn't give me the cash register to take home). His eyes werent even blinking anymore. Looked like he suddenly caught the my-eye-lids-don't-close-nomore disease. I then told him that I meant 'Lovely Legs' just as they have labelled it and not the lamb. He apologised smiling and then winking. ' I was rolling my eyes!

And there's a married work-mate, just back from his honeymoon and still hitting on me! He says he's a kinky dude. Then why did he get married? I know men are highly sexual beings than women are, but that shouldn't make them impulsive nymphos should it? I do have jerk-magnet genes oyeah! It's a proven fact now. But that doesn't give Men the right to mess with my nerves. The Egyptian guy was the only normal one out of the lot I mentioned here...he was being genuine so I'm not blaming him. The others are just being typical men right? I need a break from men looking for just one thing...and that is SEX.

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