Trespassers & Prosecutions

Concentrate on the word Trespass. How many times in your life have you been trespassed by someone or someone else have been trespassed by you? Many times. We all have trespassed someone else's territory, and so have we been at the receiving end of it. So what do I mean by Trespassing in this post? Following are some 'trespassed' situations I don't like to be in, but are very hard to avoid in this so-called-human-but-baboon world:


Trespass scenario #1: Territorial Pissings!
I'm talking to someone, and that someone suddenly starts a brandnew sentence *and in a higher pitch* even before I have finished talking! What's with that? Aren't humans designed to listen before speaking? A mouth and ears were given to us NOT to activate both of them at the same time. Let's admit it, it's hard to listen AND talk at the same time. Let one person finish their Say before you have your Say. Yes, one MONKEY at a time.


Trespass scenario #2: Border Security!
I'm watching something I really like on TV. Someone comes to the area and starts talking really loud to someone else, as if what I'm watching is less important compared to what they are talking. This same person when watching TV, shushes everyone else around! What's the dealio man? If you don't wanna be trespassed while watching your gunk, then please don't trespass others' gunk-watching either!


Trespass scenario #3: Illegal Immigrant!
I get into an argument with a friend (or a family member) and we are trying to sort things out. Suddenly a friend of my friend (or another family member) comes in between us, out of nowhere, with no clue about what happened or why we are argueing, and he/she takes my friend's side, just cos they are friends (or are closer)! Talk about trespassing, this is the ugliest and shallowest one - taking sides and that too without even knowing what really happened. And what can be a dumber Trespassing than that? Nothing actually!


Trespass scenario #4: Access Denied!
I have been friends with this really nice guy and I only met him recently. All of a sudden he tells me 'I LOVE U'. Whoaaaaaaa where did that come from now? I hope we are not a scene from a puke-sappy Hindi/Tamil movie where the moment a girl meets a boy it's I LOVE U 24/7. Those 3 words carry a very deep meaning so don't just abuse it just cos you're horny! If you just got to know someone and if you wanna keep that friendship til you get to know them better, take a tip: just shutup.


Trespass scenario #5: Inavsion, Tampering & Violation!
I do a professional exam or buy a house or start seeing someone or do something that comes as a total surprise to some family members. Now here comes an Aunt out of the dense forests of mega Suspicions, and say 'omg you didn't tell me about it any EARLIER!' and stops talking to me for a while? What is it with formalities? I hate them. I don't expect anyone to tell me their every private detail, neither do I wanna tell everyone about everything I do. Don't cross the limits people!

Please feel free to add to this notorious list of Trespassing scenarios, from your own life experiences. Looking forward to reading them :).



Live And Let Live
btw, this weekend is a busy one...on Sunday, I'm taking part in a massive Charity Walk & Run, organised by my sis' company. It's to collect funds for Cancer and Diabetes Research...so it's for a very good cause. All we have to do is pay the fee and walk run walk run :) by a beautiful beach in Sydney. Can Charity get any better, healthier and hotter than this? I think not! Wish me luck anyways, I hope I'll make it to the end and back of about 1.5hrs duration. I'm doing it out of Love...look at this Cancer-stricken lil baby with so much of hope to LIVE. Today's song is for all terminally ill people around the world. And I hope you all have a life-giving weekend too!

Current Music: Circle Of Life by Elton John (from the movie Lion King)