Ooops I Did It Again!

I guess by now all of you would have seen Britney Spears' heavily public (I'm glad I spelt that word right jeeez!) private parts that's all over the net (sorry I cant put those pics up here - I'm not that crazy damnit!). Isnt it just shockingly disgusting how low some people can stoop to just for fame/money? I don't know if Britney did that deliberately but it's really sad that her momma didn't teach her to wear undies. I'm not a fan of Britney but she did have some self-respect left in her before she met that LOSER (epitome of crap there ever was) Kevin Federline. Just what kind of utter rubbish is that guy! I mean how can he father kids when he himself hasn't got a brain older than just 2months perhaps? Where do girls find men like this? At the tip? Yeah I know Britney is no brainiac either but she surely could have done better than that?? And they made a sex tape together? LMAO! What do they do all this for? Just in case they forgot how they did it the last time? Some people are born to make an ass of themselves.

TomKat. At the beginning I found them cute but later that feeling died cos they were way too public it was claustrophobic. And what's with their secret wedding that almost looked like a funeral in the rain? And if they spent few millions on the wedding, couldn't Katie have done her hair atleast? It looked like she was just at home baking a cake. Apparently her under-garments for the wedding cost some thousands of dollars. What for? Does Tom want to see dollars all over her body? And I think Tom is seriously losing it with all that Scientology crap (pardon my ignorance, that is if you think so) cos apparently Scientology 'wedding' vows include promising never to go to bed without talking about any differences. So did they talk about it before they went to bed and before they made their baby, and that was way before the 'wedding' HELLO! And I thought he jumped around only on Oprah's Couch (rolling eyes...) anyways you think I'm surprised!

Nicole and Keith...ok there's true love there perhaps. But what's with these pre-nups? If there's love why are these celebrities so in doubt that they have to sign pre-nups with dollars written all over? Is that what love is about or is that what usual business is like in Tinsel Town? It's expecting disaster so being ready for it, and that's ok...but that preparation is all based on assets and by signing off a pre-nup, why? Is that what it all amounts to? Then why spend so much money and have a wedding at all? Just for showing-off? I see no point. As much as I like Nicole, I hate to say that I think she was desperate and was competing with Tom for love. Love is not written in some pre-nup and hell na it's not a competition. btw Keith is already in rehab I hear.


Anna Nicole Smith. Just her name will do.


Brangelina...not a bad couple at all. I like them cos they are truly doing some good by adopting kids and all that jazz. If there's that kinda money then why not ha. And don't be surprised, I don't have a crush on Brad at all. I don't find him that attractive so Angelina you have nothing to worry about hun ;-).


Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey. I knew that they were heading for disaster when they made their married life public through that TV show Newly Weds. Who in the right mind will show their private life on TV? How shallow and stupid is that. Is it just cos they were celebrities and they could easily get air-time? How cheap. I just think Jessica is a spoilt-brat with alot of time on her hand, and I really don't think her boots were made for walking...rather crawling, especially with her not-so-original music anyways. Atleast Nick's making some good music.


Paris Hilton. A serial offender. I think this girl needs serious mental health care. She's pretty and rich, and hell na I'm not jealous. Cos that's not what it takes to make it. I don't know if she really did sleep with that many men but where will it all end? The amount of cat-fights, driving offenses, sleazy men etc that she's linked with makes me wanna puke. If a girl can have that many BFs, is there anything left in her to share with the man she'll truly fall in love with some day (if she knows what Love is that is)? Can a girl be that stupid? I picture her in her 50s looking 95 and running behind plastic surgeons to keep her sane. Does she have parents at all? And WTH is she doing to that burger, as if she ever eats!


Sir Paul McCartney and Heather Mills McCartney. WTF is wrong with that bickering female cat? Pardon my language but if you don't like the man, just get the divorce and leave. Why talk crap about him in public? Some women think that as they get out of a marraige that it's best to leave after ruining a man's image. But who's degrading who here? Heather is doing that to her own self! Cos if she is a woman with some self-respect and grace, she'd just leave than talk crap about the man she lived with for so long and had a child with. After all they did share some love before didn't they. If she was physically abused by him why did she wait for a divorce to realise that it's not right and to make it public? Some women are so desperate for attention!

Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock. Filed for divorce after 4 months. Irreconcilable differences? And they are? Dolly-kinda boobs must have gotten claustrophobic after 4months of just KID-ding around.


Current Music: Fame by Irene Cara