Will You Marry Me?

People propose at the weirdest places these days. The other day I was watching a show where a guy proposed underwater to his long-term GF. They were snorkelling and suddenly he went down on his knees (atleast it seemed like that from his funny movements struggling with the water), and asked her to marry him by showing a board with MARRY ME LISA written on it. She was overjoyed but couldn't answer cos of the water so they both had to come out to talk. So why do people these days choose the most difficult places to propose for marriage when they can just sit somewhere comfortable and do it without nearly drowning before even saying a word? Is it cos marriage itself is too suffocating? LOL nah I guess it's for the variety and excitement and it can be fun, but I honestly feel a good old-fashioned way/place will save alot of trouble and perhaps tragedy hehe. And in future, I'm sure there will be heaps of very weird places and funny ways that people would choose to propose. Imagine these places, ways and results:

At a Sushi joint: Would you like another Sushi darl? The Sushi roll comes with 'Will You Marry Me' written around the seaweed roll. She eats it without noticing it at all.

While jogging: It would be great for us to be husband and wife and 'run' for life together?

At the Cinemas: Swt Hrt I was thinking about marriage cos now it makes me realise not everything in life is a movie (rolling eyes...).

While bungee-jumping: heyy honey I'm falling at such a scary speed that even marriage seems sane right now, so will you marry me? ahhhhhhhhh...hhhh...hhh...hh..h ye e e eeeeee sss!

At the beach: The ocean is so peaceful and it makes me wonder why I miss some mess in my life...darling will you be that mess in my life?

While driving: Swt Hrt look at that speed cameras, see what it is saying to you...speed and get caught, likewise shall we get married and get wasted?

In the mall: Things are way too expensive these days, I'd rather get married and share the costs, so what do you think honey?

In the Laundry: Sending a txt msg...'I really don't like wasting my time here anymore and would like someone else to do all this for me - Will You Marry Me my sweet baby washing machine'?

On the dance floor: You move real good, that makes me wonder if we should 'move' in together?

At the Doctor's surgery: I feel terribly sick today and I guess it's a suitable state to pop that sick question...Will you marry me Suga?

At the supermarket: I need someone to clean my fridge before I buy anymore stuff...hmmmm...marry me pleeeeeeeeeze and let me shop again, I mean live again?

While flying: Darling we are so high above the ground that I feel this is where we should make that big decision...cos if you say No, then I could ask that cute air-hostess out.

While having Dinner: As she finishes eating she realises the plate reads 'Will you cook for me for life?'.

At a funeral: This funeral is freaking me out. I could be dead anytime and I don't wanna die not knowing what it is to have a clueless man in my life. Wanna be that man?

At a Christmas party: Sweet Heart, another year has passed by, we are getting older and my brain feels quite dead. Hence we should start getting wrinkled together, what say?

After being told NO so many times before, the guy asks again: Marry me Bitch or I'll stalk you all your life with this rotten question!

Do you know of any weird ways/places that people proposed at? And how will YOU pop the question? :)

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