Rocket Science

The following items seem to be incomprehensible to the XY chromosome.

**Staying faithful
**Telling the truth
**Shifting ass off the couch
**A day without the Sports channel
**48hrs without sex
**20secs without thinking about sex
**Not talking to a woman's boobs
**Failing to get a quick and fully-covered glimpse of a woman's ass
**A No-Heineken Friday night
**Unhooking a bra
**Tears
**Admitting another guy's good looks
**Keeping things where they belong
**A pretty smart woman
**The fact that clothes need to be washed
**Marriage
**PMS needs
**Cooking without burning down the house
**Shopping
**Listening to a woman's rightful whinge
**And understanding it
**Not fantasising about every woman on Earth!



And they claim us women to be aliens urghhhh!

Now here's a list of what Life is all about:

**Shoes, clothes, accessories etc etc
**Crying every now and then
**Sweet kisses, not molesting
**Shopping the whole day
**The many shades of Pink
**Babies and coochee coos
**Fresh flowers
**Anniversary surprises,ahemm!
**Yakking
**Desperate Housewives
**Some harmless bitching
**Bling bling
**Keeping the place clean
**Exercising Flirting Rights
**Fragrant rooms and clean bed-spreads
**An occasional headache which ofcourse is caused by men!

Got anything to add girls? Men you can join in too, oh alrite then! (rolling eyes here...).


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