This post is dedicated to ALL the hunnies in the world!
Wanna know why being a woman is such a wonderful thing? Here is a list I came up with:
**We don't face 'Size' issues ahem!!
**Boobs can be UPgraded if we need to without being laughed at haaaaaaaha!
**We can get a massage, without getting a hard-on
**We don't suffer from Dimentia at an early age
**We don't end up having a car crash while ogling at boobs and butts ::watch my car, not her rear!::
**Sex is a great thing but we don't dream of it til we are blue in the face
**Boys, begging for sex isnt what seduction is!
**Snoring isn't sexy either aha!
**Shopping is not a death-sentence to us
**I can discuss about the size of my ass with my girlfriends
**We don't dream of shagging our best friend's partner, ewww!
**Most of the time, the truth isn't a horror movie to us
**We can go for days without anyone noticing that we badly need a shave ;-)
**We know the difference between foreplay and love-making..it's not t
he same thing guys ::rolling eyes::
**My fridge don't have mouldy food that probably expired when Kennedy died
**An orgasm don't knock us out for the next 48hrs!
**We buy new underwear quite often
**That's probably why we don't itch like we have the ITCH! lol!
**We don't get lost (to the point of needing a GPS!) staring at the chest when talking to a woman
**I can be a bitch but I don't belch!
**Putting the toilet seat down isn't equivalent to death-by-hanging
**We don't ask friends of the opposite-sex if they are available for sex, o nos that's cheap!
**We don't mix business with pleasure - a workmate is a workmate, not a potential hooker
**We don't desperately need tips on 'enlarging' things!
**Having FUN don't mean jumping into bed with anything wearing a skirt, even a blow-up doll
**Shopping is not a death-sentence to us
**I can discuss about the size of my ass with my girlfriends
**We don't dream of shagging our best friend's partner, ewww!
**Most of the time, the truth isn't a horror movie to us
**We can go for days without anyone noticing that we badly need a shave ;-)
**We know the difference between foreplay and love-making..it's not t
he same thing guys ::rolling eyes::**My fridge don't have mouldy food that probably expired when Kennedy died
**An orgasm don't knock us out for the next 48hrs!
**We buy new underwear quite often
**That's probably why we don't itch like we have the ITCH! lol!
**We don't get lost (to the point of needing a GPS!) staring at the chest when talking to a woman
**I can be a bitch but I don't belch!
**Putting the toilet seat down isn't equivalent to death-by-hanging
**We don't ask friends of the opposite-sex if they are available for sex, o nos that's cheap!
**We don't mix business with pleasure - a workmate is a workmate, not a potential hooker
**We don't desperately need tips on 'enlarging' things!
**Having FUN don't mean jumping into bed with anything wearing a skirt, even a blow-up doll
**Surfing the net don't mean getting glued on Porn sites to the point of calling the Paramedics to remove you
**Viagra don't rule our lives when we are 100yrs old and ready for the coffin
**We can fake it without getting caught but you can't!
Girls, you wanna add more to this list? Boys, hmmm say anything you want...***pretends to feel sorry awwwwwww...*** btw I love you guys...can't live without my hunks anyways ;-).
**Viagra don't rule our lives when we are 100yrs old and ready for the coffin
**We can fake it without getting caught but you can't!
Girls, you wanna add more to this list? Boys, hmmm say anything you want...***pretends to feel sorry awwwwwww...*** btw I love you guys...can't live without my hunks anyways ;-).btw it's the Australia Day long weekend over here...so I'll be away til about Tuesday (I'll still be online on and off). Will come around to your blogs soon. To my Aussie mates, have a good AUSTRALIA DAY holiday, drive safely and be good. All my Charlies' Angels, have a rocking weekend! ;-)
Current Music: Independent Woman by Destiny's Child
Current Music: Independent Woman by Destiny's Child
180 Cranium Signets:
And the man hating continues! LOL ;-)
Hope you have a great weekend Keshi!
thas y i say GOD is a hot chick in white lingerie!
:P
So how long did it take you to come up with that list?
Love it, Keshi.
Enjoy that long weekend!
I might try and call you.
HUGGGGGGGGZ
Margie
**We can fake it without getting caught but you can't LOL!
Ha ha ha! Great subject - I have to say bravo for your observations Keshi.
Here's one: **We have no problem asking for directions, and then following them!
most of the things were bret lee's bouncers...:) happy holidays..
err.. keshi, why do i get the feeling you are gng to send most of the guys out here into hding after reading this post of yours.. lolzzz.....
btw if u ask me a woman's eyes are much more worth staring at... they tell u a lot!! ;)
and like which guy gets knocked off for 48 hrs???? he must be beyond 60.. (i guess!!) :P
Oh man that was awesome!!
Kicked the guys where it hurts most, didn't you:D
only 27 pts????i thot u were capable of more????ha ha ha .....
have a great weekend... :) n enjoy the Aussie Day..
Wanna know why being a man is such a wonderful thing?
Sorry I pass
the men will kill me
if i tell
:)
in the start i felt its weired...but later i enjoyed it...
We don't get lost (to the point of needing a GPS!) staring at the chest when talking to a woman
.... good one
We buy new underwear quite often..
we can live without underwaer for 30 continous days..... but u gals?
GOD is a hot chick in white lingerie!
Oh GOD!
and i tot u was a man
27..or 50...the post wud just b more funny...
Have a great weekend!!
My take on why it is great to be a girl
- Multiple organisms :D
- can do it several times a day :P
-Can talk about feeling w/o feeling weird
-Chocolate Icecream is a meal
- No heavy lifting if we don't want to do it.
- Shopping is our cardio
- Not smoking/ drinking is ok
- can get out of a ticket easily
I am out :)
, , dont be afraid to joke with GOD Mel, ,
God loves laffs
He is regular guy
i still think God is a guy
and He loves football and hott chicks
do u know why the Pope came to Bandra?
(this is for mumbai guys only wrt Pope Pauls visit to India)
to mount mary
lolz, that made me laugh :D
right now cant come up with something good enough, but whenever something comes to my mind i will be back!!
Have a great weekend with lots of fun!! ;)
Guyz have their own things too .. bt i wont banter abt it .. I guess evryone is special in their own ways .. I was never on one side .. if I cuss gals fr being a mystery .. I cuss d guyz too fr thinkin it to b all obvious :D ..
so v all got our lows n highs..
n shopping is such a gross thing :P . hehe ..their I have said it..
Have a gud weekend keshi :)
I love that first pic !!
Hey! Ok, here's what I toss into the guy soup that stirring..:)
We can watch soccer, fix a light bulb, guzzle bear and not be called, well, lesbian? Think of what happens to guys who cook, fashion-design and sing at the choir???
And ya, we like ourselves and other women in skirts, pants or shorts… can a guy have that forbearance towards his male kins? Remember poor david beckham in the sarong???
Gr8888888888888 List ;o)
It's like reading an encyclopedia of women and their thoughts ;o)
I've saved all your points in this list on ma personal folder...may be I would take some cue from these points once me on a date (in future)!!!!
After reading this article, I've just 3 words for you Keshi...YOU ROCK Babes!
Take care sweetheart :o)
Helllllllllo Keshi.
Hey gurl i replied ya mail..hope you receive it. didn;t mean to worry ya.
haha and cool post. i am amaze at how you could work ya brain out and list all of them. great stuff.
:D
See u soon aites.
*HUGZ* thanks for ya concern. woke me up alittle.
lol...100 wud ve ppl laughing their guts out like crazy...lol
1) we're men's ultimate weakness
2) strong willed. we don't give in to sex easily
3) so many choices for clothes, accessories
4) we can be play many roles!
a diva, a cooperate, sporty, girly....anything
5) and of course there's KESHI!
You're hilarious!! Have a good Australia Day. x
Nora
hi keshi..how u doing? cool...very interesting post! tcare keshi
woww...awesome list there...
here's another one:
we can spend hours infront of the mirror dressing up for dates ad other such ocassions and nobody can friggin say anything about it...cos its worth it (unlike for guys...heehee)
cheers!! *raises her glass*
Dear Keshi,
I deeply regret that you so openly discuss such things that are never even discussed behind closed doors here. You have gone beyond your limit. This is a preposterous post.
I am deeply sad, That you didn't even leave a point for me to add..
Did I surprise you with the beginning?
:]
-We can love 2 men differently..
-We can be friends with a guy forever without feeling any feelings :)
-We can be guy type gals for our friends ;]
-We can opt to not to be aroused at all. ;)
err.. I am thinking ;)
ohh!! you have a wonderful weekend Keshi..
And yes remember our Republic Day!! have a nice republic day weekend!!
hugzzzzzzzzz!!
sexy post hon!! I feel proud already ;)
LOL..Keshi,that was a nice set of 'male-bashing'..ROFL-right from UPgrades to getting massages to faking.Nice beginning to the weekend.
And,you have a nice weekend-till Tuesday.:)Happy Australia Day.
lol....uve got it all there keshi....m so proud to b a girl!! :D
That was very clever and funny Keshi. Happy Australia Day.
That list is priceless, girl!
Have a great weekend. Here too it is Republic day. But of course you know that!
That was WICKED ;)
Hmmm to add...
*Cause our brains grow in proportion to our age(at least literally)
*We can confide in friends and cry out without feeling all so ashamed for doing so!
*We get to wear all the lovely stuff like jewelery,sexy shoes,lingerie...you name it!
*We know what we want in life,unlike you all who still search for an aim even at 40!
*We are precious;only one egg is produced every month but sperms are released by the millions daily!(Sorry dear,after all I am from a Biology background!)
Have a rocking weekend Babes!Hugsss
hi keshi..
what a nice post...
In hindi: mazaa aa gaya ( In Eng: means it was fun reading it)..he he
hats off to ur observations and ur deep level of thinking...
btw, if you think that man is also a wonderful thin, then whats may the things in ut list...??
Happy AUSTRALIA DAY..!!
tkcre...
Harry
Nice compilation here lady. Agree with some, don't agree with some.
Size..Ahem! Its not about the size of the tool that matters but how you use it.It more of an art than mathematics. And 48 hours !!! You've been meeting wrong set of guys I guess :P
Will agree with multiple orgasms and snorting and getting lost while staring at chest, good things are meant to appreciated, aren't they ?? Its our way of appreciating things, hehe.
Fake point is THE BEST...enjoy you holiday :)
ROFL!!! Man! They are all so true!! You clever girl!!
I have one.
"We women don't think we are going to die shortly if we have cold or flu!" ;D
Enjoy your long weekend. Indian Republic day tomorrow too!:))
Damn you lucky lucky girls :P
wounderfull post
hi keshi - i've been busy in dublin lately but here i am again ... actually i've got a bit of news re. bloggy stuff ... anyhow have a good long weekend & happy australia day to u, from ireland ;-D
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From my experience of flat-sharing with females, I think your list needs a few amendments:
**You face 'Size' issues (ahem!) way more than men and you love talking about it!
**You kick in your sleep (and snore) and pretend that you don't!
**You fart and belch too!
**The size of your ass is not the major issue that you want it to be ;)
.....I'd better stop before you start hating me.
btw, a bloke can fake it if he's discreet about removing the condom. Rare, I admit, but sometimes..... we all make mistakes :)
Hi Keshi
LOL
I thought I was the comedy writer--That's right, I'm on strike!
A stiff cock is a blank mind.
If you want to give a man a lobotomy, cut off his penis.
LOL
I'm out of here.
Bev
I can do all that stuff - I must be a girl.
Hi Keshi!
First of all
Wishing you a sparkling Australia Day!
I know that you love music.
Shannon Noli sings specially for you-visit me.
I love your Blog Babygurl.
Ha!!! enjoy your weekend, love, but I would have to add that thsi woman secretly envies guys' ability to just BE with their friends. (You know that 'man-zone')
hey....
the best part of being a girl ?
no matter how lousy u look, there'll always be atleast 10 men to compliment you ! (though insincere)
and no matter how weird u behave, there'll be 10 men to appreciate it ....
All referred to as "ADAAAAA"
agree with every single one of those points!! :)
and you get to continually whine and nag. You forgot that part!!
We can have sex without actually being physically "up" for it...that's the best, because even if we didn't feel like it in the beginning, we are glad we did it by the end.
Hopefully ;)
how are you I have been weak alot lately so not blooging that much :(
lol @ multiple 'organisms' - i think ur meaning orgasms heheh...
on that note to have a shoe-gasm (and thats an actual word!) while eyeing a up pair of delicious but ridiculously priced heels.
Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
And.
Our shoes are waaaaaaaaaay hotter!
Happy Australaya Day Keshi
Happy Republic Day guys
ENJOY
We can go without sex when we have a 'headache' hehehe..
ha ha Keshi, the last punch (We can fake it without getting caught but you can't!) was worth a blow hundred times ... but you wld have heard men and horses never age :)
Alok
Yo, we can get away with sex by having a 'headache' hhehhe
:) i hate to admit it but u make being a woman wonderful...now, let me just state 2 reason why its great to be a man :
- no periods
- no pregnancy
tht being said, after 50s woman shud be called God.
Come on, u gotta love us...atleast for giving u guys something to fix :)
hey hot ausieee..have nice australia day and start TAGGING ..u are TAGGED
For you its Australia Day for us its Republic Day dear :) enjoy the weekend holidays.
this post is something hot ya;)
High profile Harvey Norman the Oz discount mogal, the weak Kneed wimp Gerry Harvey, was using an OZ flag with only 5 Stars instead of 6 with his TV advertising, today Australia Day.
And for you Indian Guys and dolls. have a great republic day.
And Keshi XXX.
Hi Keshi,
Happy Australia Day to you and to all my Australian friends. Well that's a lot of things you enjoy most being a woman. There are a lot of things too that men can list up as quite enjoyable for men but the list can be so long that we may as well not list them up here. Suffice it to say that we enjoy being men just as you enjoy being a woman. Thanks for the wonderful post. God bless.
We don't value sleep more than cuddles and hugs lol
When we're thinking about something and if you ask "What you thinking?" .. we don't lie by saying "That how pretty you are!" LOL
And aaargh there's so much more! Just not on top of my head!
Great ones there Keshurr! You got brainsssssssssssssssss!
And have a happy long weekend! xx
roflmao!
Nice one Keshi :)
I forgot to say
"HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY!"
I think it's good to be a woman because we can multi-task. Also we are possibly more sensitive.
nice list dear.....
happy australia day!!
heard that a lot of men are putting the toilet seat down in my country. hehehe
i missed u too. thanks sooo much for ur warm comment keshi-chan :))
mm..
lemme guess..
Your a feminist aren't ya?!:D
http://stickfigureondrugs.blogspot.com/2008/01/rant-women_22.html
there ya go:)
The OTHER side of the story..
"** We can go for days without anyone noticing that we badly need a shave ;-)"
Not in my world. ;-)
I can enjoy the joys of having a life grow inside of me. They can only feel it from the outside, which is great when the baby comes out, but not the same.
Have a great weekend Keshi.
Girl, you've been tagged !
Get your behind down moi page asap.
Hope you're having a good time.
But I must admit that guys can go pee wherever and however they want...and we can't!!!!
**We can get a massage, without getting a hard-on
I stopped going just for that reason. A dark haired beauty just turned me on every time she put her hands on my back.
**Sex is a great thing but we don't dream of it til we are blue in the face**
Whats your point? I'm sorry its just in our DNA.
**My fridge don't have mouldy food that probably expired when Kennedy died
Oh, that stuff. Ladies just don't understand that its a science experiment in evolution.
Have a great weekend! Obama just won the primary in my state and I'm getting drunk to celebrate. I can't stand Hillary and the republicans are all wackos.
ALLOW ME TO COMMENT ONE BY ONE - JUST TO THE ONES THAT TRULY NEED IT
**We don't face 'Size' issues ahem!! SO CAN MEN - WE HAVE HERBAL PILLS AND PHALLIC LENGTHENERS.
**Boobs can be UPgraded if we need to without being laughed at haaaaaaaha! IMPLANT STIGMA?!!
**We can get a massage, without getting a hard-on I REITERATED THIS WEEKEND THAT I ACTUALLY PREFER MASSAGES TO SEX WITH THE OPPORTUNITY FOR BOTH PRESENT. I'M WEIRD - I KNOW.
**We don't end up having a car crash while ogling at boobs and butts ::watch my car, not her rear!:: MOSTLY WOMEN TEND TO DO THEIR BOOBS AND BUTTS COMMENTING ON THE INTERNET, SO I WOULD AGREE!!
**Sex is a great thing but we don't dream of it til we are blue in the face OR LIKE SOME MEN, IN THE BALLS!!!
**Snoring isn't sexy either aha! WOMEN CAN SNORE!!
**Shopping is not a death-sentence to us BUT IT IS A DEATH SENTENCE TO OUR CREDIT CARDS IF WE'RE IN A MARRIAGE!!
**I can discuss about the size of my ass with my girlfriends WHY WOULD I WANT TO DISCUSS THE SIZE OF MY ASS WITH MY FRIENDS?!!
**We can go for days without anyone noticing that we badly need a shave BUT I CAN ROCK THIS STUBBLE!!
**My fridge don't have mouldy food that probably expired when Kennedy died YOU'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH FOR THAT - OR YOU MIGHT!!
**An orgasm don't knock us out for the next 48hrs! - JUST 9 - GET IT RIGHT!!
**We buy new underwear quite often NEW UNDERWEAR TRIPS ARE ALMOST BLOGWORTHY - ALMOST.
**I can be a bitch but I don't belch! NEXT, YOU'LL CLAIM THAT YOU DON'T PASS GAS EITHER.
**Putting the toilet seat down isn't equivalent to death-by-hanging WHY DO WOMEN GO ON ABOUT THIS?
**Having FUN don't mean jumping into bed with anything wearing a skirt, even a blow-up doll PERSONALLY, I'M MORE INTRIGUED BY THE FLESHLIGHT (YOU CAN GOOGLE IT)
**Viagra don't rule our lives when we are 100yrs old and ready for the coffin ACTUALLY, VIAGRA IS FOR THE YOUNG AND ENERGETIC.
**We can fake it without getting caught but you can't! KRAMER ADMITTING FAKING IT ON SEINFELD.
hi keshi..
how have u been???
What a post,as usual..with cricket around,a word in cricket parlance..This post of yours slipped between the legs and hit the wicket and naturally bowled us !!
TC
CU
Enjoy the nice long weekend and come up with more male bashing posts ;).
I just love being a woman..love that list.have a good weekend Keshi.
ha ha...lol....this was just lovely reading...have a great Sunday & enjoy your moments!
keshiii
u r a crazyyy girl and not keshi girl .. lol
list sounds awesome.. but the best i found is ..........
*****We can fake it without getting caught but you can't!
tell me how u know .. ahem ahem I WANT AN ANSWER :P keshi babe..
hehehhehe
u didnt wish messy here? :)
awww I can guess y u didn't. No problem .. HUGGGGZ darl
Awesome post!!!
:D
Aye! Girls rock! :D
hahahaha..
There is never a need for us to queue up! :P
longggggg weekend huh? ah.. i got to get to the office 2moro. 4 more days to go..
ammu.
long time lady...still the same charm and the beauty in writing..hows u been keshi?
**Boobs can be UPgraded if we need to without being laughed at haaaaaaaha!
Haha... I couldn't stop laughing before reading the following suggestion from keshi.. hehe...
You're really creative.. ^^
Hugs... how are you keshi? Sorry for being so long didn't visit your blog.. HOpe that you're fine..
;D
hahaha keshii...tht was an amazing list...got me laughing so hard! im almost not as sad i was for binging this weekend ;-)
why why why? hehehe
LOL....
good one Keshi :)
**We don't get lost (to the point of needing a GPS!) staring at the chest when talking to a woman
But women need to remember that some of the time this isn't voluntary. It's - like gravity. Hard to describe... but you can have to exert huge willpower not to look in certain situations. One particular incident with an exceptionally attractive coworker who was, uh, gaping a bit, comes to mind. She wasn't wearing anything inappropriate, but it was spring and I happened to sit on the table across from her because all the chairs but the one she was sitting in had been put up because school had just let out. So my positioning was exactly right, or wrong, that I could see that her light summery top had pulled away an inch or so and I was looking almost straight down if I were to look that way.
I really really didn't want to look and managed not to, but only by locking into her eyes with a kind of eye death-grip.
She was younger than me by about a dozen years. The principal of our school had been her teacher when she was in sixth grade and they were really close. So it was basically "If your eyes glance downward even for a second, you could possibly lose your job."
I fake it just fine thank you. I scream really loud and spit on her back.
Than I go downstairs and watch porn.;)
Loved it!
You tell em girll!
:)
Lolzzzzz u just too good with all this keshi.Njoyed!!
Lol. Men bashing is fun, even with al the generalisation.
Incredible list, Keshi. I like being a guy. There are pros and cons to everything, I guess.
Wow! amazing list I must say :)
Happy A day..enjoy
Cheers n Hugggggggzz
ha ha ha ha
that was pretty interesting....
but whatever the world says....the bottom line is......
Men and women are dependent on each other for all their needs and all their dreams..... [:)]
Lol! Drove my Monday blues away when I read this :)
lolz Jay yes it continues..
Just got bak from my long wknd.
tnxx mate!
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now thats a good definition of God...I like it Iceman ;-)
Keshi.
hey Margie MWAH!
It didnt take that long...cos u know, its too obvious with men LOL!
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haha Terry good one hun ty!
Keshi,
Bret Lee I laiiike :) @Sujit.
tnxx!
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haha Sam!
**like which guy gets knocked off for 48 hrs???? he must be beyond 60
ROFL! I cudnt stop laffing when I read that line..I was laffing even on the train and at home. lolz Sam u r so funny!
Keshi.
Craziezt WC n tnxx hun!
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lolz Mav u want more? ur sure u can handle it?
Keshi.
lolz Jim!
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hey Vicky!
**we can live without underwaer for 30 continous days..... but u gals
lol wut makes u think we cant?
Keshi.
Jim u think God is a man?
:)
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Mav ok one more for ya...
we girls can seduce a guy in 2 seconds...guys need months to seduce a woman lol!
Keshi.
hah LaVida I like em all, ty!
u meant 'orgasms' rite? :)
I love the shopping one haha tnxx!
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Jim I like wut u said...abt not fearing God..and that we should be able to joke with Him too..
Keshi.
I'll reply to the rest of u tmrw...gtg now. tnxx all!
Keshi.
hehe Lena tnxx hun!
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lolz Anuj u pissed with me?
Keshi.
hey Ziah u come up with some great ones girl ,ty!
**We can watch soccer, fix a light bulb, guzzle bear and not be called, well, lesbian?
lol I loved that one!
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aww Ravi ty!
**may be I would take some cue from these points once me on a date
lol make sure u just be YOURSELF. Dun listen to Keshi and act like a girl...ur date mite not like that :)
Keshi.
Amy aww HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ! I missed ya n was wondering where u were. Well Im glad to know ur ok.
tnxx for that and plz tc.
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Mav lolz ur a sport! I like that.
Keshi.
hey Dalicia SUPERB list there WOOHOO u rock gal!
**1) we're men's ultimate weakness
LOVE that one the best ;-)
And then there's DALICIA ofcourse! smokin hot!!
HUGGGGGGGGZ n ty!
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lolz Nora tnxx hun! I like to make ppl laugh and Im glad this made u laugh :)
Keshi.
Anits ty sweetie!
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Thats a GOOD one Pri! :)
tnxx!
Keshi.
hey Veenz I was in awe at the cleverness of ur first few lines! :) tnxx hun.
**We can be friends with a guy forever without feeling any feelings
thats sooo true!
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lolz Amit ty!
Keshi.
tnxx Gunj! ;-)
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ty Andrew! :)
Keshi.
k catch up with the rest of the comments n ur blogs tmrw..tnxx n good nite guys!
Keshi.
now wot was so funny abt that??? :o
am i missing the joke??
hey..welcome back..hope u had a great weeekend.....
"girls can seduce a guy in 2 seconds"...make it a second instead..lol
im a sport...thnx...u r better im sure :)
i dnt know waht to say :) But its not men hate, its just because we are different but the same? :p
I like the last pic...:)
hows u keshi dear.
first of all what kinda guys av you been hanging out wid!!!!(lol)
dear its all mutual - imagine a guy not checking out a girl - what it can do to her brains....imagine a guy not getting a hard on at the massage - how it can damage the massue's confidence....imagine guy does not burp after a meal - how she will start doubting her cooking....
so all these "so called man bashing" that you are doing - infact has a reason they exist ;)
tnxx Gautami I hope u had a good one too, HUGGGGGGGGGZ!
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hey Sameera tnxx hun!
that was a rocking list WOW!
**We are precious;only one egg is produced every month but sperms are released by the millions daily
WAS THE BEST! lol so true...very well-said.
And abt the pretty shoes and accessories...hell yeah how can I forget that!
HUGGGGGGGGGZ!
Keshi.
lol Harry tnxx!
U know Im just having 'maza'..hehe is that rite? :)
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hey Gonecase tnxx!
** Its not about the size of the tool that matters but how you use it
lol haha I cudnt stop laffing when I read that! Its true tho :):)
**And 48 hours !!! You've been meeting wrong set of guys I guess
ROFL! I just exaggerated that a lil bit..agreed! LOL!
**good things are meant to appreciated, aren't they ?
aww I agree :) just this morning something like that happened...haha I'll blog abt it too.
tnxx mate!
Keshi.
hey Asha MWAH!
**"We women don't think we are going to die shortly if we have cold or flu!"
LOL so true! Men r basically scaredy cats too haha!
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awww Jono HUGGGGGGGGZ!
;-)
Keshi.
KMF tnxx!
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Fergal my newly-turned 'Irish' mate...hows u? Will be over there soon :)
tnxx!
Keshi.
lolz Tobez u got some valid points there abt us chicks :) awwww....
**a bloke can fake it if he's discreet about removing the condom
really? I gotta rem that. LOL!
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lollllz Bev!
**A stiff cock is a blank mind.
haha!
WTF is a lobotomy?
Keshi.
haha Mutley u must be...awww..
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aww tnxx Krys I LOVE SHANNON NOLL! Will be there soon MWAH!
Keshi.
Bossmack WC to the jungle! :)
And I luuurve ur looks babyboy ;-)
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heyya Helen!
**You know that 'man-zone'
I sure know wut u mean :( I admire that abt men...ur rite abt that hun!
Keshi.
heyy Deepz!
**no matter how lousy u look, there'll always be atleast 10 men to compliment you
so true! :)
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hey Lemon swthrt tnxx!
Keshi.
hahahaha Phos true, and tnxx for putting up with it ;-)
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Wander hey!
**We can have sex without actually being physically "up" for it
so true! And all men can do is snore...lol!
Keshi.
hey Kaylz wussup? Wuts wrong hun?
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hey Silvara lol yes I think she meant ORGASM...
**shoe-gasm
hahahaha great new term for me! Cos I get those all the time :):) Gimme new sexy shoes and I can live w.o. a man!
Keshi.
hey Stepher the Hotter ;-)
**Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
lol ur cute!
**We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
so true!
**And Our shoes are waaaaaaaaaay hotter!
ur spot on babez!
ty for that GREAT list!
Keshi.
hey TQM tnxx and HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY TO ALL INDIANS!
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Hey Shania WC n ty!
thats so true :):)
Keshi.
oii Alok ;-) tnxx!
**but you wld have heard men and horses never age
lol true true...I love that abt men...women r too conscious abt age etc. I agree.
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hey Shionge!
** we can get away with sex by having a 'headache'
hell yeah..and they can watch the ceiling n dream abt it. LOL!
Keshi.
lolz Tys tnxx!
** no periods
hmm I so can do w.o. it..I agree LOL!
**no pregnancy
awww but I think being pregnant is one of the most wonderful experiences in the world...carrying another humanbeing inside of u and giving birth to it..wow! but I agree, I dun want that large belly and 9 months of pure torture...worse, the pain of delivery! Can someone drop me a baby from the skies, please!
Keshi.
hey Badshah WC n ty!
:) will check out the tag soon.
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hey Jeevna HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY to ya!
Keshi.
lolz Vesty is that true?
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Good on ya Mel n tnxx!
Keshi.
hey Cheesy MWAHHH!
**When we're thinking about something and if you ask "What you thinking?" .. we don't lie by saying "That how pretty you are!"
LOL so true! Most guys just lie lie n lie...
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Miladysa tnxx hun MWAHHHHHH!
Keshi.
Lee thats so very true! Women r efficient and flexible...at the same time, they r sensitive too.
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ty Sushmita!
Keshi.
hey Niki MWAHHHHHHHHH! Where hv ya been?
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Stick WC n ty!
Will chekc it out soon :)
Keshi.
lolz Mormon I get ya!
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Nadine tnxx hun!
**I can enjoy the joys of having a life grow inside of me.
SPOT ON!
Keshi.
Cinderella tnxx babez! Will do soon :)
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hey Solitaire!
**But I must admit that guys can go pee wherever and however they want...and we can't!!!!
LOL I agree. And they can walk ard in public w.o. a shirt.
Keshi.
It has been a while Keshi since I came over to your blog! :D
It *is* funny and enjoy your long week end!
Vidya
hey BB lol tnxx!
**Whats your point? I'm sorry its just in our DNA.
hahaha ok point taken :)
Obama sounds like a good change for the US. I hope he wins.
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LOL Bumble I loved ur comment :) tnxx!
** IMPLANT STIGMA?!!
not only that...we do hv PUSH-UP bras u know. D u hv similar stuff? lol!
**REITERATED THIS WEEKEND THAT I ACTUALLY PREFER MASSAGES TO SEX WITH THE OPPORTUNITY FOR BOTH PRESENT
good one hahaha!
**MOSTLY WOMEN TEND TO DO THEIR BOOBS AND BUTTS COMMENTING ON THE INTERNET, SO I WOULD AGREE!!
how wud u know that sir? LOL!
**A DEATH SENTENCE TO OUR CREDIT CARDS IF WE'RE IN A MARRIAGE
hahahahaha!
**FLESHLIGHT
OMG i just gotta know wut that is!
**ACTUALLY, VIAGRA IS FOR THE YOUNG AND ENERGETIC.
lol really?
**! KRAMER ADMITTING FAKING IT ON SEINFELD.
haha I love Kramer!
tnxx Bumble u made me ROFL! :)
Keshi.
hey Diya long time! Hows u? I've been pretty good ta...hope all is well with ya?
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LOL CU wonderful crickety comment :):) tnxx!
Keshi.
oii Akshay u ok? long time no see..hows u?
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HUGGGGGGGGGGZ Sista! @Starry :)
Keshi.
hey Kalyan ty! :)
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Helloooooo Uttsy!
Abt faking..how do I know? LOL! I heard abt it..hahaha!
**u didnt wish messy here? :)
awww I can guess y u didn't. No problem
aww why d u think I didnt? well I think it's cos I honestly forgot...besides I wasnt in blogs in the last 4 days or so...just got bak from a long weekend. Did u celebrate it with Neha n Darsh?
HUGGGGGGGGZ n ty!
Keshi.
Reeta tnxx hun, yes we GIRLS ROCK!
;-)
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Ammu hows u? MWAHHHH I missed ya!
**There is never a need for us to queue up!
lol how d u mean?
Keshi.
Dewaker hey long time indeedz...Im doin good ta and urself? :)
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haha Curry tnxx hun!
Keshi.
hey Michi HUGGGGGGGGZ!
** im almost not as sad i was for binging this weekend
aww thats so good to know :)
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LOL Chriz!
Keshi.
tnx Anjuli! :)
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heyya Paul!
that was a genuine confession..loved it Paul!
** So my positioning was exactly right, or wrong, that I could see that her light summery top had pulled away an inch or so and I was looking almost straight down if I were to look that way.
very graphic...wow! :)
Keshi.
hyya Wally!
** I scream really loud and spit on her back.
Than I go downstairs and watch porn
LOL is that some kinda fetish?
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tnxx Suga hun!
Keshi.
hey Mez tnxx ;-)
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lolz Phoenix ty!
Keshi.
Grunty and I love u just the way u r!
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hehehe Dawny tnxx n HUGS!
Keshi.
heyya Ali tnxx!
**Men and women are dependent on each other for all their needs and all their dreams.....
lol true..one can exist w.o. the other. :)
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Glad to know that Saffy LOL!
Keshi.
hi Sam!
**now wot was so funny abt that??? :o
am i missing the joke??
lol just the way u asked that qn cracked me up!
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hey Mav hows it goin?
**make it a second instead..lol
LOL hahaha true!
Keshi.
oii Ghosty!
** its just because we are different but the same? :
lol :) :) yeah mebbe...haha!
Im good ta and urself?
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hey Ceedy tnxx! :)
U asked me wut kinda guys I hang out with. LOL u hv the ans urself. read wut u said below.
***so all these "so called man bashing" that you are doing - infact has a reason they exist ***
so its THAT kinda guys I hang out with. hahahahaha!
Keshi.
hey Vidya hows u?
and tnxx!
Keshi.
Hi Keshi
So, you don't know what a lobotomy is.
The reason might be that you've had one. :) LOL
A lobotomy (Greek: lobos: Lobe of brain, tomos: "cut/slice") is a form of psychosurgery, also known as a leukotomy or leucotomy (from Greek leukos: clear or white and tomos meaning "cut/slice"). It consists of cutting the connections to and from, or simply destroying, the prefrontal cortex. These procedures often result in major personality changes and possible mental retardation. Lobotomies were used in the past to treat a wide range of severe mental illnesses, including schizophrenia, clinical depression, and various anxiety disorders. After the introduction of the antipsychotic thorazine, lobotomies fell out of common use.
Simply put, it's a surgical procedure to remove of a portion of the brain.
LOL
Bev
LOL Bev u really crack me up!
so thats wut it means. Well I prolly had one...anyways I dun rem anymore LOL!
Keshi.
hey Kaylz wussup? Wuts wrong hun?//
NOt sure I have just been feeling very sluggisb and not wanting to do much for the last 4 or 5 days :(
hey Kaylz wussup? Wuts wrong hun?//
NOt sure I have just been feeling very sluggisb and not wanting to do much for the last 4 or 5 days :(
Lol....that was oen exhaustive list!! You have really observed these men with their weird quirkiness....
And only us women can get away tearing up the men to bits and get away with it saying " Gosh!! Did I say that? Must be PMS!! "
Gave me a great laugh and a good weekend...
@ Keshi
***one can exist w.o. the other. :)
I don't think so...moreover, men includes every category, not only the ones who stare at boobs.... :)
when i say men i mean....
they can be her relatives, her father, her brother, her cousins, her non staring friends...anyone, plus the staring category...
but independent existence I don't feel is possible..... :)
also if there's one the she/he is compromising.....and compromising a lot.. :)
tc
Helloooooo darl!
***Abt faking..how do I know? LOL! I heard abt it..hahaha!
LIARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
lol
***aww why d u think I didnt? well I think it's cos I honestly forgot...besides I wasnt in blogs in the last 4 days or so...just got bak from a long weekend.
Hey don't take it otherwise i just asked cos a) u neva forget birthdays and not of messy at least and b) cos i saw this post on 25th ... since u were ard here i just asked u darl..
CHILL :)
so how are things with u . do revert my mail
HUGZ
HUGGGGGGGGZ n ty!
BTW y u did u say ty ??
being formal huh?? :P
Kaylz take it easy hun...do as ur body says...if it wants rest, then rest. dun force urself to blog n all. TC n huggggggggz!
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haha Prats tnxx!
** Gosh!! Did I say that? Must be PMS!! "
LOL yes!
Keshi.
hey Ali Sorry it was a typo...I really meant 'one CANT exist w.o. the other'. :) Sorry abt that!
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hey Uttsy!
**a) u neva forget birthdays and not of messy at least and b) cos i saw this post on 25th
nah I hv forgotten alot of bdays...I even forgot Tanvi's this time. Cos my only way of keeping touch with blog-buddies it thru my blog and their's. So when they dun blog for a long time, I lose touch. I really didnt deliberately forget Neha's bday.
Anyways I hv stopped wishing ppl in my blog..cos then others feel bad when I forget to wish etc :) U know the drift dun u :)
**ty
aww I didnt mean to be formal! I swear. Why d u say that Uttsy? U seem to qn me alot these days :(
Keshi.
***Anyways I hv stopped wishing ppl in my blog..cos then others feel bad when I forget to wish etc :) U know the drift dun u :)
hehe i knw i knw :P
no probs :)
**aww I didnt mean to be formal! I swear. Why d u say that Uttsy? U seem to qn me alot these days :(
aww no no .. i aint asking but just felt u were formal so i asked :(
hugggggggggz
oh dat!! well.. i really do talk like that.. i mean, not on blogs.. but also in person!!
hahaha.....:)
still guy and girl can live without each other.....:)
good post......:)
I was pleading the case of innocence on behalf of my gender, not confessing. Really. A lot of the times it's involuntary...
And in that case, I never did look, although my eyeballs remain sore over the incident to this day.
hey Uttsy!
Formal? hmmm...I hvnt seen/spoken to u in ages..mebbe thats why u felt like that.
:)
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lol Sam u sound like a great guy to hang ard with. I like funny guys :)
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hey KP u mean they CANT live w.o. each other rite? :)
tnxx!
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oh ok Paul :) tnxx!
Keshi.
Just wonderin' of the amount of thoughts that hv gone in getting the entire list.. phew! :D
Hi Apurv :)
nah I didnt hv to THINK too much...men r this after all. It was simple. LOL!
Keshi.
True that I don't have food in my fridge from the Kennedy administration, but that's because I wasn't born yet. I do, however, have food from the Reagan administration. And like Jeffrey Dahmer, I can make a good salad because I always keep a fresh head in my refrigerator.
lols Judge ur too funny!
Keshi.
errr.. dat depends u knw.. i mean, might soeak a lot or might go so quiet so u'd think i had passed out... :P
honest!!
errr.. dat depends u knw.. i mean, might soeak a lot or might go so quiet so u'd think i had passed out... :P
honest!!
lolz Sam either way ur funny! I like ya :)
Keshi.
Surprising.
And I have to repeat that word again.
Is this microanalysis ? ;)
Terrificly great and yes its terrific.
Just_Mad ty and WC!
lol yes...its a Nanoanalysis actually!
Keshi.
ah sure..brilliant points..lol..
ID hey WC n ty :):)
Keshi.
A well said post! You must admit yourself for a psychology degree! I guess u would definitely score high :D LOL
Like guyz, gals too have some distinct points like their unpredictability, attitude etc. I will think over it and post it soon.
Though differences exists, it's kind of complimentary existence. If you don't have any (and funny) differences, a straight couple is as good as a gay or lesbian one.
We enjoy each other's company because we are different. Man is known to be the most curious species. We come closer out of the curiosity to know about the differences.
We try to feel out the differences by doing a hell lot of things but i guess the real relationship is the one which accepts all the differences and still manage to remain on the top throughout.
I know it was an overdose of philosophy but guess blogging is meant for expressing yourself!
Hugz and a rose to a beautiful and surprisingly intelligent girl!
hey Mayur yes Im a doctor, psychologist, nurse, lover ;-), dancer, maniac etc etc all in one. LOL!
I agree with wut u said abt men :) tnxx!
**surprisingly intelligent girl!
d u mean to say u hvnt met any other Intelligent girls out there? LOL!
Keshi.
Hi Keshi,
Well, most of the gals I met were dumb or acting like one.
I felt the intellectual gap somewhere while being with them. I met couple of exceptional gals as well and guess u r also d one of them.
I can't say it's universal principle but the sample size I had was full of dumbness! LOL
Looking forward to be in touch often.
Hugz and kisses
Mayur.
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