Bad Bad You!

All of us have good and bad habits and all of us have in our minds a defintion for what's good and what's bad . But it's mostly bad habits of people that we notice, point fingers at or give our attention to. Somewhere I heard someone say that drinking alcohol is a bad habit *so, not drinking alcohol but bitching heavily must be a good habit?* . Someone else said that going to a night club is a bad habit *so watching porn at home must be a good habit then?*. Another mentioned that dancing in public is a bad habit *so dancing at home must be a good habit?*. Someone else says that Sex is such a bad thing *I wonder if not for Sex, how that person was created*. Somewhere else Smoking is seen as bad *though I don't smoke, some don't realise that it's due to cold weather that some people smoke*. Some may say that non-vegetarians are evil people *so a vegetarian who may never help another must be a good person?*. Another person says that never going to the temple/church is such a bad habit *so going to the temple every month but spreading shit about others must be a good habit?*.

Now what exactly is a bad habit? I'm no Saint but what's bad to one person may not be bad to another. It all depends on our personality, culture, upbringing, experiences, exposure and knowledge. Anything in moderation and without harming yourself or others, is not a bad thing after all. Just cos you don't drink or smoke, that doesn't automatically make you a GOOD person. And just cos I preach humanity all the time, that too doesn't automatically make me a GOOD person. Our habits may or may not define us, and paint a certain picture of us in others' minds, but there's much more to a person than what meets the eye.


So, here are my so-called BAD habits in the eyes of some people:


**Brutal honesty *darling, I don't like lies and fake pampering*
**Alcohol *it's only a drink, not Oral Sex in a glass!*
**Short skirts *I'm not a man and I don't have hairy legs, so don't look so surprised*
**Flirting *just cos you aint skilled at it?* *does the African American Yo-man hand movement*
**Bloggaholic *better than being a TV-addicted Chimpanzee right?*
**Cleavage-showing tops/dresses *yes I have boobs, what do you have?*
**Sugar and carbs *I need real food, fuck off size 0 skeletons!*

**Dance-bug bitten *I'd probably die dancing cos I love it so much!*

**Vanity *too BAD, it's genetic to real women, get over it!*
**Think too much *yeah but atleast I don't talk til you finish talking*

**Fix my hair regularly *so what, atleast I don't dig my nose like you do ewww!*
**Rolling eyes *yes I do roll my eyes, if you act like a buy-one-get-one-free dingbat*
**Spending money *I have it, I like it, I do it Mr.No Frills!*
**Not too religious *sorry, I believe in Deeds than in Chantings*
**Scare people *yes I can be scary to your conscience, maybe you see me like a Terrorist?*
**Swear words *it's better than a gun shot right? now which one do you want motherfucker?*

Because I'm bad, I'm bad...come on...bad bad really really bad!

Folks, feel free to leave your BAD habits (in the eyes of others) in the comment section, let it rip! When you're with Keshi, you're allowed to be super BAD!


Current Music: Dancing Queen by ABBA