He smiles as she walks down the aisle...
He waits for her so impatiently...
And when she arrives he stares at her....
With so much love and so much pride...
He promises to watch her till death do them part...
He then kisses her and makes her his wife...
He holds her hand and takes her home...
Makes love to her and babies they raise...
As time passes the 'groom' disappears...
A boring sports-lover takes his place...
All he does is watch TV for sure...
And when the night comes he snores oh dear!
When chores are heavy and babies cry...
He just watches soccer to smile...
When garbage needs to be placed out...
He just feels like its a crime....
When she cries and feels alone...
He goes, 'honey is it that time of the month?'
When they go out, his eyes start to wonder
When he's home, his eyes are oh so closed...
His clothes are all over the floor
And if dinner is late he's so pissed off...
When she whispers 'do you love me' in his ear
He goes 'Do you want something my dear?'
So where's the groom...she starts to pray
Did he after the wedding, just run away?
LOL!
For my married friends....
Friday, October 29
Runaway Groom
Posted by Keshi at 10:25 am
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Haha Keshi, funny but a true scenerio :) LOL I read this once:
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Psst...wasnt the original line...Runaway bride??
I can write no stately proem
As a prelude to my lay;
From a poet to a poem
I would dare to say.
For if of these fallen petals
One to you seem fair,
Love will waft it till it settles
On your hair.
And when wind and winter harden
All the loveless land,
It will whisper of the garden,
You will understand.
and how many girls care for a caring husband? I have seen many instances in which caring husbands are cheated, dumped, doomed, argued, fought, and what not by wives.
I just think this is a mismatch story, good people matching with bad ones. It has nothing to do with _gender_.
keshi...woomen are to blame .....
they all say ... marry me ...or i wont sleep wid ya ....
times change... so do us folks!!
i went back to 2004.... to see if Keshi is the same as she always was... as much as i could garner from the brief BLOG acquaintance that we have!!
A relationship is a two way street. It is a place you go to give unconditionally. When the exchange becomes conditional it becomes a transaction and quite often you land up with more debits in one account.
A relationship is a two way street. It is a place you go to give unconditionally. Once you have conditions attached to your giving then it becomes a transaction and quite often land up with more debits on one side.
Pat...
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