Current Music: Pump It by Black Eyed Peas
Monday, July 31
Dance-Floor Etiquette
Posted by Keshi at 1:08 pm 155 Cranium Signets
Thursday, July 27
Smells Like Down Under...
BEST:
1. Male friend: Anthony - Best at being the worst
2. Female friend: Sharon - Worst at being the Best
3. Vacation: Port Moresby 2000
WORST:
1. Time of day: Any time of the day that I have to listen to someone's bullsh#t
2. Day of the week: Any day of the week that Im subjected to more than 1 bullsh#tter
3. Color crayon: What kind of question is this and how did it creep in here??
LAST:
1. Person you talked to that goes to your school: Goes? Some 14yr old wrote this tag right?
3. Text: Samantha, why?? This is getting freaky mannn!
4. Person who Instant Messaged: Ok that's enough.
TODAY:
1. What are you doing now: Locating the 'A' key in the keyboard to start typing 'Anwsering this tag' which by this time turned out to be the 'L' key
2. Wearing: Black lacy top with black tight sweater, midnight-blue denims and sneakers. And oh black underwear that was made in Iceland lol!
TOMORROW:
1. Is: Far away
2. Got any plans: Vodafone - No Plans
3. Goal: To live every minute
4. Dislikes about tomorrow: Nothing to dislike cos Tomorrow never comes
FAVORITE:
1. Number: Does having a fav number help anyone in any way? If so please tell me how?
2. Song: Too many but currently 'Crazy' by Knarles Barkley and 'Down Under' by Men At Work at all times!
3. Color: Dusty pink, Apple green, Turquoise blue
CURRENTLY:
1. Missing Someone: Yes - my dad, Dan, Gran and Aunty V
2. Mood: Moody
3. Wanting: A new mood
TRUE/FALSE:
I am a cuddler: True except that I don't have a cuddlee right now
I am a morning person: False to the core!
I am a perfectionist: True to an embarassing extent :(
I am an only child: False
I am currently in my pajamas: False
I am currently pregnant: True and the father is Blogger
I am currently suffering from a broken heart: True but when was it ever unbroken?
I am left handed: False
I am addicted to Blogging: The only truth that there ever was!
I am online 24/7: False
I am very shy around the opposite gender: False unless I'm majorly attracted to the dude
I can be paranoid at times: True and that's mainly of roaches and other creepy-crawlies
I currently have a crush on someone: True and I'm thinking of crushing that crush
I currently regret something that I have done: True
I enjoy country music: True if Rock never existed
I enjoy smoothies: True
I enjoy talking on the phone: Depends on who I'm talking to and what it's about
I have a hard time paying attention at school/work: False
I have a hidden talent: If it's hidden how would I know of it?
I have a lot to learn: No one ever stops learning
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal: True I have many secrets but I'm not ashamed about them - just that they shall remain as juicy secrets ;-)
ANGER:
1. Are you currently mad at someone?
Yes and right now his head looks alot like a cute punching bag
2. Which of your friends has the worst temper?
Me
3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone?
Nope but I see myself doing that in the very near future
4. Ever had something thrown at you?
Nope except bullsh#t, and if anything heavier gets thrown at me then I'll be attending a funeral the next day and I can assure you it won't be mine.
5. When you are mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell and scream?
Don't worry mate, I'm pretty vocal lol!
EXCITEMENT:
1. Has anyone ever thrown you a surprise party for you?
Thrown? Nope cos I can't remember 'catching' one.
2. Are you easily excited?
I can be like that
3. What are you most excited about?
Men, just kidding...not.
4. If you won a million dollars what would be your first thought?
'wow I won'? what else could the first thought be?
5. If you could have anything right now what would it be?
My dad coming back to life
SELF-DISCOVERY:
1. Name: Keshi - wow what a self-discovery, Im Keshi!
2. Where were you born? Sri Lanka
3. What is your main goal in life? Answering tags
4. How do you want to die? While answering this tag...cos I did die a few times. On a serious note, If anyone could choose how they'd die then we are talking about Suicide - so yeah, gun shot to my head - quickest and easiest way to die
OPINIONS:
1. Sex before marriage?
If it can be done after marriage, why not before? Should a piece of paper be allowed to rule one's life?
2. Gay Marriage?
Im not gay yet so when I become gay I'll answer this
3. Lower the Drinking age?
This doesnt apply to me school kid, good luck to you lol!
4. Recycling?
The fact that you made 'Recycling' a question worries me alot. I wouldnt ever wanna flat with you.
DREAMS:
1. What was your latest dream?
Latest? is Dreaming a fashion now?
2. Have any of your dreams come true?
yes
3. What was the weirdest dream you've ever had?
The question for me should be 'what was the most sane dream you've ever had?'.
1. Straight, Gay, Bi?
Straight. What's next, Tri?
2. Do you have a bf/gf?
Too many!
3. Do you have a crush?
This is a repeat Qn. Guess you need a break
Q: How many beds did you lay in yesterday?
huh what do you think, I work for a bedding company?
Q: What color shirt are you wearing?
Repeat Alert!
Q: Name one thing that you do everyday?
Listen to music
Q: What color are your walls?
And the point of this question is?
Q: How much cash do you have on you right now?
I feel like Im being mugged right now
Q: I can't wait till?
Actually I can wait
Q: When was the last time you saw your dad?
The night before he died, many years ago. That day still haunts me to death
Q: What did you have for dinner last night?
Rice, chicken and salad
Q: What's the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone?
I don't borrow clothes from anyone ok??
Q: What website(s) do you visit the most during the day?
Blogger sites, Hotmail and VideoCure
Q: Does anything hurt on your body right now?
Yes my brains
HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Have you ever failed a class?
No never!
2. Have you ever sung in front of a crowd?
Yes many times
3. Have you ever not taken a shower for 3 days?
YUIKKKKZ what are you??
4. Have you ever slept with a night light?
Yes when I had dead people wanting to have tea with me
5. Have you ever danced in the rain?
Nope cos if I did my neighbors will shoot me
6. Have you ever lied?
No and that's a lie
7. Have you ever had contacts?
I have many contacts - through email, blogs and phone etc so??
8. Have you ever tripped over something stupid?
Yes tripped over this tag
PICK ONE:
1. Samosa, Pakora, Kebab:
Kebab and non-veg please, or if it helps I can make kebab outta you
2. Bollywood, Lollywood, Hollywood:
LOLLYWOOD cos it has 'LOL' in it
3. Love marriage, Arranged marriage:
Can you arrange a love marriage for me please?
4. Honeymoon, no moon:
I like just mooning lol!
5. How many kids would u like 1,2, 3+ :
If there was a button like that, I'd have pressed #4
6. Kulfi, Ice cream :
Kulfi
7. Shah ruk khan, Orlando Bloom :
SRK
8. Meenar-e-Pakistan, Eiffel Tower :
I havent been to these places yet but I know about the Eiffel Tower so yeah it's the Tower
9. Lahore, Khi, Islmabad :
huh? what's Khi anyways?
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Today's song is one of my favorites ever - Down Under by Men At Work. I would have listened to this song a zillion times. If you didn't know it's a very popular Aussie song and it always makes me wanna get up and dance and I do :) I love the flute music in it...it's too good to describe in simple words. I will ask questions on Aus later on so watch this song's video here ok ;-) It's funny, informative and very Australian. Here's the first question for you already...What's the first thing that comes to your head when you hear the word Australia? Lyrics given below (Indians note that Bombay too is mentioned in this song woohoo!):
Traveling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,
"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said,
"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
Lying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
And he said,
"Oh! Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
Have a great weekend my yummy Vegemaaites!
... ... can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder...you better run, you better take cover... ... ...
Current Music: Down Under by Men At Work
Posted by Keshi at 3:39 pm 112 Cranium Signets
Wednesday, July 26
Of Tiaras And Tinsel
Miss Australia (pic at the top) is pretty alright but I don't know how she even got into the contest with her reckless past. The Gold Coast beauty was once a nude model and then came on Aus TV crying and begging people to let her compete in Miss Universe. That I think is pathetic and degrading to the contest itself. I believe Miss Universe is not only about beauty, it's also about responsibility and character. So she went ahead and who knows what happened duhhhh! Moving on to my origins, Miss Sri Lanka (pic on the right) is a true beauty and apparently trumped Mr.Donald Trump to no ends hehehe. She didn't get a place in the final 20 but she stood well for the country and did Sri Lanka proud. Miss India (pic on the left) went on to be in the final 20 and I must say she's quite beautiful - she wasn't quite the Priyanka Chopra and Lara Dutta category, but she is truly beautiful. Now to the top girl...Miss Puerthhho Rikkko! Whoaaaa she is HOT I must say and she is only 18! A baby beauty queen and she really carried herself well. I really love her smile - it's gorgeous and at the same time very cute - seems to come from the bottom of her heart (pic below) and her 'skin's the color mocha!' as Puerto Rican Ricky Martin sings ;-). The glamorous beauty paved her way to success not only cos she was drop-dead gorgeous but also cos she answered the questions pretty intelligently. My favorite part of the contest is when they ask those final questions from the final 5 contestants. Because the questions are random and the contestants have to answer within 30 secs, I must say it's a hard thing to do and one requires great and quick thinking power for it. I think all the girls did well with those questions this time and Miss Puerto Rico being just 18, was still the best at that!Good luck to this brandnew beauty queen and hope she does her country and the world proud! Current music is from another Puerto Rican beauty, enjoy!
So lets have some Miss Universe kinda fun ha ;-). Let me ask you the same questions from the contest and you try to answer real quickly and honestly. Keep it short ok (30 seconds span for each question). Good luck contestants!
1.If you could change anything about humanity, what would it be and why?
2.What is Success to you?
3.What would you teach your children?
4.What is your biggest fear and why?
5.What is your one true flaw?
Current Music: Waiting For Tonight by Jennifer Lopez
Posted by Keshi at 11:31 am 119 Cranium Signets
Monday, July 24
Destination:Hollywood
Now which movie-star character are you? (it can be Holly/Bollywood or even TV)
Current Music: I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston
Posted by Keshi at 1:21 pm 102 Cranium Signets
Friday, July 21
Like A Pearl
Pearls are created inside an oyster somewhere deep beneath the seas...how fascinating. Isn't it just like all of us? We are all created inside our mothers' wombs, hidden away from the world. But when we are born, do we continue to shine just like the pearls do? Do we maintain our pureness and values no matter in who's hands that we have to deal? Pearls are not humans but they retain their beauty and value forever, whereas a human who's gifted with so much thinking power sometimes find it hard to maintain the beauty of the soul. Why, cos we are incessantly seeking for more and more in life hence we get disappointed at the end of the day. Can we just stop for a while, stop and stand still while the whole world may pass us by? Be still like the beautiful pearl..be what you are...continue to shine no matter what happens around you. Be like the pearl that grew in a mucky place, that even left it's ocean-home and came out to make people's lives brighter and beautiful. Just like how the Sandalwood continues to emit a magical scent even as it is being felled. Be a bright beautiful pearl in the lives of the people you know. Can we atleast try? I'm not being preachy or something, but these thoughts came to my mind when I set my eyes on the pearls. Suddenly I wanted to be like those pearls who never lose it's beauty and value no matter what. I think I'll try from today.
Now to some other WHOAA news - I bought a brandnew mobile phone! I'm stoked to bits cos it looks sleek and sexy and has many many many functionalities that I haven't even explored yet. I only bought it last night and was too excited to even read the guide cos I was busy just staring at it. hehe seems like Im beginning to fall in love with electronics since most of the real men are either taken or seem to have gone on a permanent holiday when it comes to Keshi - well you never know, I might even have a wedding invitation being sent your way reading 'Keshi marries Nokia' hehe. Another great thing that happened was that Avik, one of my long-term blogger pals, is about to become a dad and has decided to name the baby 'Keshi' (if it's a girl ofcourse). Now isnt that so sweet and I was really touched by his genuine friendship and appreciation of me. I hope that baby girl turns out to be non-Nokia-loving sane girl some day ;-). Good luck with daddyhood Avik! Yes to another WHOAA event now - it's my sister's bday tomorrow and we are having a party...she hates parties unlike me but she couldnt get away with that with a being called Keshi living in the same house lol. So yes we are having a party and I got her Guess sunnies and a gorgeous black and white embroidered skirt shhhhhhh don't tell her yet! She's gonna faint I know - I just hope she'll wake up before the guests arrive so that she can lay the table while I dance non-stop. And today's music is from our very own Aussie singer Shannon Noll, enjoy and have a good one guys!
Current Music: Shine by Shannon Noll
Posted by Keshi at 3:11 pm 101 Cranium Signets
Thursday, July 20
Devil In Disguise
Current Music: Sympathy For The Devil by The Rolling Stones
Posted by Keshi at 12:41 pm 84 Cranium Signets
Wednesday, July 19
My Special Spot
My dear fellow-Indian bloggers, you are free to continue this Spot-post in your blogs with adding more great 'reasons' for wanting back that special spot in your life. Let's do it until we are heard and our own right to knowledge is granted back to us. Ishi you may use this post for anything that requires it to get back your right. Good luck folks!
Current Music: Breaking The Law by Judas Priest
Posted by Keshi at 12:13 am 68 Cranium Signets
Tuesday, July 18
Fetishes Of You
The term 'fetish' first came to my ears when one of my friends stated that her boyfriend has a foot-fetish. I was thinking maybe he was a Podiatrist or something like that, but I was tragically wrong. It meant that he has a strong connection with women's feet and gets aroused by them. Imagine a dried, stinky pair of feet walking past him...wonder what will happen to his foot-fetish then. Anyways, that's when I found out that people really get sexually aroused by specific body parts/objetcs/smells/substances etc etc.
It's not a crime or a problem to feel that way and it aint something to be ashamed of - apparently it's natural brain stimuli linked with certain experiences even. However fetishistic arousal is generally considered to be a problem only when it interferes with normal sexual or social functioning (imagine my friend's boyfriend falling down on his knees and licking his female colleague's feet -now that's trouble). Sometimes the term 'fetishism' is used only for those cases where non-fetishist sexual arousal is impossible. So there you go...it's very much connected to some external stimulus.
The question: Do you have any fetishes, if so what are they? In simple words, what uniquely turns you on? Let me know and I will explain it a little bit further for you but only if it's listed in the Fetish article I read (Saby's fetishes I won't be able to find on this Earth but I'll try, ok Saby?). I will list mine at the end ;-).
Now to some very disappointing news...the Indian govt has managed to persuade some ISPs in India to block Blogger altogether
Current Music: Push It by Salt N' Pepa
Posted by Keshi at 10:58 pm 109 Cranium Signets
Saturday, July 15
It Feels So Good....
Lyrics:
You always make me smile
When I'm feeling down
You give me such a vibe
It's totally bonafide
It's not the way you walk
And it ain't the way you talk
It ain't the job you got
That keeps me satisfied
Your love, it feels so good
And that's what takes me high
Higher than before
Your love, it keeps me alive
Thought I should let you know
That your touching means so much
When I'm alone at night
It's you I'm always thinkin' of
Oh, oh baby Oh,
To understand
How I feel, deep inside
Oh oh, you make me feel
All I need to feel
Yes, in my heart
Your love, it feels so good
And that's what takes me high
Higher than before
Your love, it keeps me alive
Thought I should let you know
That your touching means so much
When I'm alone at night
It's you I'm always thinkin' of
Oh, oh baby...
Posted by Keshi at 3:01 pm 87 Cranium Signets
Thursday, July 13
The Desolate 'Tomorrow'
Yes we all know that...Tomorrow is only a term we use for the Today we thought of Yesterday. So, Tomorrow never really comes. Then what happens Today? We think so much about Tomorrow and waste the Tomorrow we thought of Yesterday, which is Today.
Ok enough of me mucking around with your sanity :) What if Tomorrow I stop blogging altogether and cut all connections with the net for good? No emails and no nothing. For some it may mean nothing...just the end of a net Id called Keshi. But the few who loved me for who I am, would surely miss me, I know that. This kind of goodbye sounds harsh, but you never know, it can happen, be it through my own will or not. But please understand that if it happens, that it's not cos I want to hurt you all intentionally or not cos I don't consider you all to be good friends...but it could be cos I just wanted to end all net activities, just like that. Maybe cos I wanted to be free of too many heartbreaks. Maybe I just wanted some peace of a different kind. Or maybe I just died. No matter what, Janice has always been on my mind. Everyone is unique and no one else can fill the emptiness left after Janice, that lurks around for so long. Unfortunately no one could help me with finding her since my last post about her. I even contacted the Mulund area personnel, but even they couldnt help me. So either Janice was not using her real name on the net or she is just untraceable. How has that affected me? Well, can anyone undo a bond once it's formed? I can't. Once you get to know someone and once that someone has touched your heart in a very special way, you just can't undo the bond, can you? The bond may have a set number of days of life, but the emotions and memories it leaves you with will never expire. Sometimes I feel scared for her...sometimes I feel what if she's alive and didn't want to contact us anymore? Is that fair on us or is that something wrong to do? But I don't blame her...if she's alive, she may be having her own reasons that need not be explained to some net girl called Keshi that she met long time ago. Well the point is do I even have the right to know - maybe not. Agree guys? Well I'm trying hard to make up my mind about Janice. Sometimes I wish I was not this ultra-sensitive...it's really irritating you know. I wish I could just go on with life like most people do...you know, have a heart of rock-solid matter.
So if I'm not here Tomorrow with no trace whatsoever, please don't feel angry at me. Please don't feel scared for me. Please don't ask for an explanation. Please don't try to find me. Live and enjoy Today, and be glad you did so Yesterday. Please don't worry about the Tomorrow that never comes anyways! It's like reading a book...it has a set number of pages...once all pages are read, there's none new left to read...you only have the pages that you read before. Life and every other phase in life (be it blogging, acquaintances, good health, happy times etc) is like that too. Nothing is forever so don't long for foreverness. Every bond in this world has a set number of days...and Yesterday's memories and Today are all we've ever got to share with one another, so cherish now. Be happy with what was Yesterday and what's here Today, so don't push me away...don't discard the time I have with you now...don't mock the friendship I have for you...don't cry about what I couldn't deliver...don't forget the Yesterday I had with you and don't throw away the Today you have with me...don't long for perfection of bonds either but live in the moment, for Tomorrow I/you/we may not be here at all.
~~Yesterday,
Current Music: Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely by Backstreet Boys
Posted by Keshi at 4:10 pm 119 Cranium Signets
Wednesday, July 12
Peace For Peace
I felt so much fear and anguish as I read the news about the Mumbai blasts cos I have many friends there. I couldn't think straight for a minute 'cos I can never understand the motive behind inflicting pain upon another in this very violent manner. Tuesday's Mumbai Blasts only proved even more that terrorism is just a waste of energy, time and lives. This is the exact thing that has been happening in Sri Lanka for the past 20+ years bewteen the LTTE (Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam) and the SL Govt - a raging war between the Tamils and the Sinhalese that killed thousands over the years including few who were very close to my heart. The LTTE uses women and children in their suicide squads. Some suicide warriors of the world believe they get frikkin virgins in Heaven when they die this way (how can you even get to know a virgin with a heavily blasted p#nis)?? How utterly dumb is that! 20+ years and no peace yet for SL but we see only more and more senseless deaths. This only proves that from terror we can never achieve security. From violence we can never achieve peace. From foolishness we can never achieve wisdom. So what are these terrorists really trying to do? How cranium-deprived are these terrorists to really think that all those who died last night (and many other innocents in history) can bring them peace? Do they know what peace really is? If they knew it would they be using terror to achieve it? Why can't people who want freedom/peace so much, think like Gandhi or Mandela and act peacefully for peace? Corrupt governmets may be frustrating but terror IS CERTAINLY NOT THE WAY!
Those who are dead will never come back to see if their untimely deaths served any purpose at all. Those who use terror as a means for achieveing peace will never get it either. Peace is the only way to Peace and until we realise that, no one is going to have real peace. What is Peace to you?
Current Music: Wake Me Up When September Ends by Green Day
Posted by Keshi at 10:32 am 153 Cranium Signets
Tuesday, July 11
Lethal Crush
Beckham in play mode:
Beckham in serious mode:
Beckham in killer mode:
Beckham in dream mode:
Kitten from Down Under heavily smitten and cruelly bitten by the Beckham bug and hoping never to be cured, uh oh!
Current Music: Smooth Operator by Sade
Posted by Keshi at 12:58 pm 76 Cranium Signets
Monday, July 10
Passion Unlimited
Usually you feel passionate towards someone you've known for a long time and towards someone you've dated/married to ofcourse. But can 2mins of just looking at someone (without even knowing him/her or touching) make one feel so much passion for the lookee? I hardly feel that way about people but when I do feel it, it's divine and it's hard to explain it in simple words. No it's not just lust, but it's much more than that - at a deeper lever of emotions as well and from both sides. If it's just lust, then hell it happens all the time and you don't feel that instant connection with the other person - just physical attraction only and it dies pretty soon. This is something more than that...like you know this person well and that there's some really strange, deep and beautiful connection of the body and the soul with the other person's body and soul. Like you know what she/he's trying to say and she/he knows what you're trying to say. He was good-looking but not drop-dead gorgous either...though he was hot he also had that innocence about him that got me totally floored. And he wouldn't stop giving me that 'I so know what you mean baby' look hehe...it was some very strange but very familiar feeling. I don't know what it is and I don't know how else to explain it but all I can say right now is that I need a mighty fireplace to melt me back to my original self. Yeah his look got me frozen for atleast another 6months. Have you felt this way at all towards a stranger without knowing them at all? Tell me about it...has instant passion ever left you spellbound?
Current Music: I'll Make Love To You by Boyz II Men
Posted by Keshi at 3:06 pm 100 Cranium Signets
Thursday, July 6
Jobology
1.What would you love to be working as and why?
2.Also what is the one job that you can never see yourself doing and why?
3.What would be the most unfit occupation for you (even though you may prefer to do it)?
Here are my anwers:
1.Right now I'm an IT Consultant. If I did anything else at all, I'd have loved being a Kindy Teacher. Why, Cos I simply adore kids, I feel the happiest when I'm with them and most kids get drawn to me quite quickly. I can make any crying kid smile and I always get compliments from people about my ease with kids. One more thing - trust me you can learn ALOT from kids. All my cousins/friends who have kids know about this natural talent in me and send their kids to my place often - not cos they can't lookafter them, but apparently the kids always ask if they can visit Keshi...isnt that cute!
2.If there's any job that I can't see myself doing at all, then it has to be an Executioner's job. Yes I can do any other job in the world given the need arises but not this one, no ways! I'm sorry if any executioner is reading my blog right now hehe, but I just can't imagine waking up and thinking 'hmm what's my agenda for today..oh yeah I gotta hang that guy at 7am and then have lunch later on and collect my pay for the deed'. How can anyone go home with all of that at the end of a working day?? It's so very hard to even begin to understand that kinda job!
3.The most unfit (but have a desire for) occupation for me would be of a Nun, lol! I mean with all my impatience, love for rich food, rock music, halter-necks, sexy shoes and with a Phd in Flirting and that hyper blood running through my veins, I can never be a nun - I can't imagine myself all covered anyways! When I was little, once I told my mum that I wanted to be a nun and she told me that the Convent might turn into a rock concert then (imagine nuns in their long gowns rocking to 'Sweet Child O Mine'?). But I always wanted to feel that peace, grace and the immense love those nuns portrayed. I always wondered what it would be like to be one of them, away from the madding crowd. But now I realise my mum was right. I'm not Nun material at all - not for more than a day maybe and that too only if Adam Garcia was a priest nearby ;-). My sincere apologies to any nuns who might be reading this - you see, now arent you glad I'm nowhere near you?
Current Music:Can't Fight The Moonlight by LeAnn Rhimes (chose this purely cos of my sudden craving for Adam Garcia and of the pole-dancing ofcourse ;-))
Posted by Keshi at 4:42 pm 116 Cranium Signets
Wednesday, July 5
I Do I Do I Do...
Original:
I, John, take you Maria, to be my wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do us part.
My version:
I, John, take you Maria, to be my wife, to have and to scold from this day forward, for better or for worse depending on the situtaion ofcourse, for richer, much less for poorer, in sicknesses such as flu and in health, to love and to perish; from this day forward until your plastic surgery debts do us part.
Original:
I, James, take you, Tina, to be my lawfully wedded wife, my constant friend, my faithful partner and my love from this day forward. I promise to love you unconditionally, to support you in your goals, to honor and respect you, to laugh with you and cry with you, and to cherish you for as long as we both shall live.
My version:
I, James , take you, Carol oooops Tina, to be my awful wedded wife, my constantly nagging friend, my frightful partner and my love from this day forward except when footy is on. I promise to love you unconditionally if you do the house chores, to support you in your goals not kitchen work, to honor and respect you, to laugh at you and cry cos of you, and to cherish you for as long as you let me sulk in the sofa.
Original:
I Darren, take you Catherine to be my wife, my partner in life and my one true love. I will cherish our union and love you more each day than I did the day before. I will trust you and respect you, laugh with you and cry with you, loving you faithfully through good times and bad, regardless of the obstacles we may face together. I give you my hand, my heart, and my love, from this day forward for as long as we both shall live.
My version:
I Darren, take you Catherine to be my wife, my partner in crime and my one true pain. I will cherish our union and love you more each day than I'd do tomorrow. I will trust you and respect you, laugh with you and cry with you and that's if I turn gay, loving you faithfully through good times and bad except when dinner is not ready - forget about loving then, regardless of the obstacles you may face while I watch and laugh. I give you my hand, my heart, my liver if there's transplant facilites, and my love, from this day forward for as long as we both shall survive our ugly selfish fights.
Original:
I, Lisa, take you, Brian, to be my husband, loving what I know of you, and trusting what I do not yet know. I eagerly anticipate the chance to grow together, getting to know the man you will become, and falling in love a little more every day. I promise to love and cherish you through whatever life may bring us.
My version:
I, Lisa, take you, Brian, to be my husband, loving what I know of you and hating the rest which is like 99% of you, and trusting what I do not yet know, btw that's a whole lot. I eagerly anticipate the chance to grow together which means you do the dishes every night, getting to know the man you will become or cease to be, and falling in love a little more every day, with the milk man ofcourse. I promise to love and cherish you through whatever life may bring us as long as I get the bigger share in everything.
Original:
I, Karen, choose you Daniel to be my husband, to respect you in your successes and in your failures, to care for you in sickness and in health, to nurture you, and to grow with you throughout the seasons of life.
My version:
I, Karen, choose you Daniel to be my husband, to respect you in your sorry successes and in your hilarious failures, to care less for you in your beer-induced puking sicknesses and by toilet-training you, to nurture you, and to grow with you throughout the seasons of life, keeping in mind that you are the one who really needs to grow.
Unison vow orginal:
Entreat me not to leave you, or to return from following after you, For where you go I will go, and where you stay I will stay. Your people will be my people, and your God will be my God. And where you die, I will die and there I will be buried. May the Lord do with me and more if anything but death parts you from me.
My version:
Entreat me not to leave you, or to return from following after you, For where you go I will go, and where you stay I will stay. Your people will be my people, and your God will be my God. And where you die, I will die and there I will be buried. May the Lord do with me and more if anything but death parts you from me. Forgive me Lord for that was the biggest lie I ever said in my entire life.
:) Now you try making up some funny ones ok, either by using these same ones that I used or create your own. Have a hearty laugh folks! Are you feeling happy now, I DO ;-)
And A VERY HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO ISHITA AND RAJIV for the 5th of July! This song is dedicated to you two.
Current Music:From This Moment On by Shania Twain (my ultimate wedding song :)
Posted by Keshi at 1:13 pm 103 Cranium Signets
Monday, July 3
In The Arms Of An Angel...
I'm back guys. Thanks for the wonderful messages and yeah I had a FANTASTIC break. Loads of things to share with you on that, but first of all I want to share the story of a little girl from Perth, Western Australia (pic on left). Little Sophia was only 8yrs old and was with her 14yr old brother, 11yr old sister and her uncle last Monday in a popular Perth shopping centre. Sophia wanted to go to the toilet, so while the others waited outside for her (just metres away from the toilets), Sophia went in but didn't come back. She was raped and murdered inside the toilet by a 20yr old man and it only took him few minutes to do the gruesome act. It was a shocking tragedy that got the whole of Australia together last week. This should never have happened and that too while her family was very close by not knowing what was happening inside the toilet...she's only 8yrs old for goddsakes! It was such a horrible crime that she was left dead on the floor with no clothes on and most of her bones broken. How can anyone, I mean any human ever do such a thing to a little girl? I can't understand how and why people get such cruel and animalisitic thoughts in them that they can really go and do something so violent like that? Imagine the horror, pain, helplessness and the fear she must have felt at the time? Little Sophia will be laid to rest today, and her Year 3 classmates wil be honoring her and bidding her farewell in a public funeral in Perth. One good lesson we can learn from this horrible tragedy: Love CAN conquer Evil...so please let Love come in to your hearts and never let evil win over. And those who are parents, if you have small children with you, always be close to them...never leave them alone in public places. This could have been your daughter, sister, friend or neighbor. I can't even imagine what Sophia's family must be going through right now.
I want to say that no matter how much fun I had last week, I can't get Sophia out of my head. She's in my prayers and in my thoughts. We won't forget the brave little girl you were and the love that you shared in your short time here on Earth with the people you knew. Goodbye Sophia, it's your time to live with the angels...
THE ANGELS
Did the angels come from heaven
to help you through that night
Did they feel your terror
And take away your fright.
Did the angels bear the pain
That was being done to you
Did they hear your cries of fear
And stayed to help you through.
Did the angels hold you tightly
The way I would of done
Did they know how I would feel
And wish they were the one.
Did the angels cry out loudly
For the unjustness of your plight
Did they call Lord Jesus
And lead you to the light.
Did the angels softly kiss your cheek
Before you took your leave
Did they remind you how we loved you so
And forever more we'd grieve.
Did the angels whisper in your ear
Don't worry you will not go alone
Did they know part of us went with you
The day God called you home.
Current Music: Angel by Sarah McLachlan
Posted by Keshi at 11:34 am 124 Cranium Signets