The EX Factor

What do you really think about your ex-bf/gf(s)? Do you miss them when you think back or do you simply mutter 'f##k you swt hrt'. Well I don't think the same about all of them but I sometimes have thoughts like 'who the f##k cares what you do anymore', 'hope you're in pure bliss with Miss.Small Boobs', 'whoever is gonna end up with you would carry the surname Bimbo', 'What? Im even thinking about you? Time for a cranium-refill', 'Im glad we broke up or else I wouldnt even have a blog', 'Your new GF is beautiful, perhaps only in the land of no women?', 'wow your GF is lucky to have less to play with'. LOL ok some of them I just made up for this post, I admit, but the rest I really mumble when I think about this particular ex-bf. Others were really sweet and I don't think anything bad about them. But na I don't wish any harm upon this particular ex either - just that what he was could be easily nominated for the Jerk Of The Millenium Award, that's all. hmmm lets call him Dick Cranium. Whatever happened happened for the best and I'm so glad I'm not with Dick anymore cos if I was, I would not have met any of you - I could even be experiencing rebirth somewhere else...he was that possessive.

Apart from feeling like a loser and needing anti-stupidity pills (btw these pills exist now) for dating some of these EXs, do you feel jealous if/when you see an ex with a new partner? I have seen Dick with his new partner. Well I never felt jealous 1.cos he's not worth it and 2.cos she's not Salma Hayek either. LOL ok I'm acting like a real teenager now and I know I shouldnt. The truth is Dick likes alot of attention and he only likes things going his way. He's so self-righteous and as long as he gets what he wants, he doesnt care what happens to others. Well I wouldnt say he's all mean and no good at all. Yes Dick has a good side too. He's cute. duhhhh so! Yeah that's what I mean when I say looks is not everything. You have to bite the apple to know whether it's sweet or not (I know most apples are sweet and that was a poor example - stop staring at me like that now). Anyways, I wish Dick and his girlfriend (lets call her Rhonda) well.

Have you had a fatal attraction ever? lol I know Southy did. I haven't so far but I have a friend who's ex haunts him to date - lets call my friend Michael and his ex Glen. Glen can't get over him even though he's told her many times before to consider him dead. She regularly calls him up, txts him, emails him and even sends him letters saying she can't forget him and that she might die soon if he rejects her totally (actually it's Michael who walks around like a dead body these days). I haven't met Glen but from what I have seen, she looks vampish and a little bit like Mrs.Dracula on an all-expenses-paid holiday. She has long black hair and red lips like she sucked on some blood before taking the photo. I always tease Michael saying that she's gonna cook his dog in a big broth someday and leave it in his apartment stove (have you seen the movie Fatal Attraction?). Well there's something to learn from that...don't date for the sake of it and also choose carefully who you go out with. btw Michael is in the process of changing countries.

I must say my first boyfriend was so innocent and so sweet. Let's call him Brandon. He didn't even know how to kiss but I really liked him. Why, cos even I didn't know how to kiss back then hehehe. I remember that he always waited for me to come back from school and steal a few moments to chat with me in some hidden place. I was so afraid that someone might find out and tell my dad. I was only 14 for goddsakes and he was 16. Anyways we chatted but I don't think we really said anything to each other - we just stared at each other the whole time, lol! I wonder where Brandon is these days...wherever he is I hope he's happily settled and doing well. I miss that guy.

So do you remember those good(or fatal) old days? Tell me about your EXs...love em for life or loathe em to the grave?

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