Wednesday, August 6

When Ted Bundy Is The Cupid!

What is it with men? They ask you if you'r single, they ask you if you're free for a drink, they ask you if you're ready for BED, they ask you if you can just remain 'casual'...and the notorious propositions continue. eeeeeeeeeks! Are men so cheap? I'm not a man-hater, neither am I a manless Biyatch lol, but one thing I can't stand is when men try so hard to 'score'...and purely for FUN? Here's a scenario:


Single, beautiful, smart and sensible girl is at a bar chatting with friends...she suddenly spots a handsome, decent-looking, well-dressed (add that sexy 'stubble' to it) man of her dreams, and she can't believe that something like it even came that close to her! The guy spots her too, and the eye-contact continues. This may be love at first sight but hey that SIGHT bit is enough for the time being, so they both enjoy each other's 'glances' for now. And then he like a true gentleman, walks upto her and asks if he could talk to her. And she, with cupids playing violins in her head and butterflies running a marathon in her stomach, excuses her mates and walks with him for that lil getting-to-know chat. All's well so far. And then after about 10min into talking, he displays his brain's capacity by saying 'I'm not looking for love...I just wanna have fun' *the music dies abruptly and the cupids now look like fucked-up lil devils*. What exactly is he looking for then, a fuck-me-when-I-want-and-leave kinda babysitter?


Pardon my language, but what is really wrong with some men? Let me correct it, what is really wrong with MOST men? Do they think women should be available to satiate their sexual hunger anytime they want it? No matter what Male genetic design suggests, there's something call discipline and respect. A true gentleman won't speak like that, even if deep down his Baboon-bottoms is about to explode in carnal pleasure! Men say women are too picky and don't give them a chance blah blah blah, but how can you even think of giving a chance to a reincarnation of Jack-the-ripper?



Here's some things men should never ask a woman they've just met:

**Are you free tonight? *no, I'm Murderer tonight*
**Are you a virgin? *check it out with a torch then*
**Have you ever had sex before? *yes, I had it for dinner*
**How many men have you slept with? *including Bisexuals?*
**Do you like to play? *yes I like to play dumb*
**Do you wanna go casual? *how about a permanent 'position'?*
**Do you like oral sex? *only when it involves a toothbrush*
**Do you like having fun? *on a Rollercoaster, yes!*
**Wanna come to my place tonight? *btw your 'place' will soon be the local jail*
**Do you wanna go Condom-shopping with me? *is that for your brain Mr.Dick Head?*


Girls, feel free to add to this Ted-Bundyish questions that should never be asked from a woman they've just met. What say Men?

I'm an independent, outgoing, outspoken, friendly, smart and witty woman...but that doesn't mean I'm easy ok? Get that right.

PS: This last pic is of a man, starting his 'act' from the day he's born. *rolling eyes*


Current Music: Somethin' Stupid by Robbie Williams ft. Nicole Kidman

163 Cranium Signets:

Divkiran said...

****the music dies abruptly and the cupids now look like fucked-up lil devils*.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Keshi n her purple quotes :)

and the crown goes to - ****is that for your brain Mr.Dick Head?*

You crack me up girl!!!!

But its so true, recently has a similar experience...and shockin it was cuz it was a good friend who suddenly seemed to have lost his mind!!!!

Iceman said...

ROTFL...

Iceman said...

**what is really wrong with MOST men?

How many have u met out of the 3 billion men on this planet? :P

Princess Mia said...

oh i soooooooo loved this post.....i havent yet gotten over the eve teasing episode tat took palce with me sometime ago.

yes most men r just like this....they just wanna have fun n they dont get it that not all females can be physically involved unless they r emotionally involved so booooooooo em...

Nachi said...

lol!!! Keshi girl, you sure bring us all 'men' down to earth and bury us underneath as well, don't ya???

in case you feel like something different...

...how about a nice evening at a beer and jazz pub?? no 'baboon' questions asked.promise! cause you may have to initiate all the conversation anyways, while i simply sit and stare into those eyes of yours!!

;)

*Mwuaaaaaah

SMM said...

"Can we get your roommate to come too and then have 'coffee' together at my place?"

"Wanna suck?"

"Are you into whips?"

HOBO said...

I never ask a woman all said.
I am sooooo sweeeeeet,,,,sooooo good.
hugs to me by me...
muaaaaah for me. from me..
Thankyou Thankyou Thankyou !

mayz said...

now comeon u cant generalise us!!!

Anthony Arojojoye said...

Nice one Keshi!

Hemanth Potluri said...

my god this post is too much for me...i dint knew this kind of people..keshi u did a gr8 job riting it out....

urs..hemu..

p.s.goin to elaborate in next comment

Tejas Lakhani said...

Totally disagree.

Not the case with most of the men it is dear keshi.

Post is quite funny no doubt especially that conversation of Are you free/Do you..... ;)

It seems like you had some bad experience recently from someone like someone taken for granted your trust?

Or is it that you just casted your view.


Tejas Lakhani
www.tejaslakhani.com/blog

the_thinker said...

Are you a virgin? *check it out with a torch then*
that was too hilarious...and in the novel i was reading last week a man does something similar...

Prakhar said...

Gurl o gurl...wat to say...Men (most of them) are jerks (most of the times)...gentleman..well we definitely are rare breed :)!


"Are you free tonight? *no, I'm Murderer tonight*" hahah...gud one!

Ne said...

Yes Keshi! I have had what I thought were many connections while on dates.

Then you say. So when are we getting together next? He is like, well that date does not have to end tonight! We can just go to my place and listen to some music, then we will let "Nature" takes it course! hahaha!

Here is Nature for you Dude!! Eff off!! And get in my car and LEAVE!!!!! Stupid Effer!! LOL!!

I agree SOME men only want to see how far you are going to let them go, if we are going to be their lil play toy! HA! NOT ME!

rantravereflect/ jane said...

heeeee..

awesummm..
i loved 'i'm a murderer tonight..

n the torch n the vagineee.. bwaaaaaaaah.. awesum..

HERE ARE MY TED 'blunt'Y pj's:
a few of mine..

"are you 36?" *oggling at boobs*
"no ya retard. i'M A 100 YEARS OLD"
*guy offended at his mathematical incapabilities"

"what do you think of fore-play"
"i thik a four-player game like mixed doubles is great.."
*guy-dumbfounded*

"soo how's your pussy doin tonight"
"my pussy is busy in my kitchen; busy tearing apart fish bones n ripping fish meat n raping n eating the stinking, red n white fish-flesh tonight.."
*guy scared as hell, protecting his 'fish'*

"is your boyfriend boring at times?"
"no,infact, my bf bores me quite a lot.. he bores deep wells in my vaginal crack"
*stunned-guy-shuts-his-fucking-trap*

heeee
hope ya likey them keshikins.. :)

stony said...

Loved the song.

*Are men so cheap?
I don't think so. Since time immemorial, mankind (women included) has been seeking pre and extra marital sexual gratification without inviting liabilities.
In the scenario cited here, the man seems to be committed to someone else and not interested to have a long friendship with the girl, mistakes the girl for an easy lay and takes a chance to confirm this (by saying "just wanna have fun..."). Probably this guy had had numerous successes in past similar situations.

*...outgoing, outspoken, friendly, smart and witty woman...but that doesn't mean I'm easy ok?

This is a genuine concern. Such perceptions will take a few more decades to vanish.

On a lighter side, men may ask the questions differently -

**Are you free tonight? (If you have nobody else to have sex with tonight...?)

**Are you a virgin? (Which museum do you come from?)

**How many men have you slept with? (Are you maintaining your coitus database? What is the count for 2008? Can you share histograms of Sizes, TimeToOrgasm. Racial pie-chart also, if possible.)

**Do you like oral sex? (Do you prefer oral to moral and clitoral sex?)

**Do you like having fun? (Do you like fun unlike frigid women?)

**wanna go Condom-shopping? (Are you HIV positive?)

Tarun said...

Yeah U will find us like that at most times.
Possible reasons
1.Heavy Drinks
2.Lack of tact.
3.head over heels.

But I prefer to keep on guzzling beer and listen to music when I go to a pub or bar.No other DISTRACTIONS for me u see Alcohol impairs Judgment.

Aneesh said...

I don't know!!!
May be in west, that's the culture!
***This last pic is of a man, starting his 'act' from the day he's born.

OMG!!! How could you say that about a baby, keshi?

Aphrodite said...

yet nother post true to the very words...u rock girl...and its so true...for most "guys"or "men"these days...lol will I never find my Mr. right?? :'( *sob sob*

MAN IN PAINTING said...

keshi..
lol...
it is definitely not about MIP.but he has to ask WIP what she thinks..I think she will agree..
And when I think about baby B..yes it always is a matter of concern..
nice post..

nowadays me try all sorts of stupid tricks while playing with words..
will be happy to know what you think about it..
do visit
take care
bye bye...
MIP

the stygian sailor said...

whoa! do you even know the Ted Bundy story? if Ted Bundy was what he was he wouldn't ask
**Are you free tonight?
**Are you a virgin?
**How many men have you slept with?
**Have you ever had sex before? and definitely not
**Do you wanna go Condom-shopping with me?
that would give away his game. instead ted bundy being what he is, would come to you with an arm in a plaster cast and ask you to help carry his books to the Volkswagen beetle around the corner. now you decide which was more polite and disciplined?
i haven't met many who would straight away ask a woman they just met to go to bed with them (except at raves, but intoxication is just an excuse.)
*Men say women are too picky and don't give them a chance blah blah blah, but how can you even think of giving a chance to a reincarnation of Jack-the-ripper?*
yeah again, the point here being, men are themselves and speaking their mind.
and there are some, like me who never ask and don't talk at all.
you seriously need to reconsider your ted bundy label.

Priya said...

Such a great humor in your post and love that toothbrush thingy. U r simply the best touching many womens life who cannot write things they can. Hats off to u.

Arv said...

I hear ya keshi...

but trust me when I say there are many men out there who look for a committed relationship with a girl... hard to find, maybe, but they are there... You may even find one around the corner :)

have a nice evening da... cheers...

d SINNER!!! said...

lol!!!

some funny quotes there!

And seriously you can tell icemen that maybe out of the three million u've met only from ur part but then u may take up every grl's experience (yeah, depend on us)and we wud gladly tell u 'U r DAMN RIGHT'

AVIANA said...

punta madra!!!!

que paso? pienso que no estas contente por que los hombres son imbeciles/idiotas! pero...las mujeres tienan una intelingencia que solo los hombres puedan sonar...

basically....men want us and we rule the world!!

muah!

Hiren said...

lol ... hilarious read ...

any specific reason for bullets of only the below two questions to be not in BOLD ?? :) sorry was reviewing a BIG document today ... hence the hangover ;)
**Do you like having fun? *on a Rollercoaster, yes!*
**Wanna come to my place tonight? *btw your 'place' will soon be the local jail*


** A true gentleman won't speak like that, even if deep down his Baboon-bottoms is about to explode in carnal pleasure!
-- then as per u the only diff between a gentleman and MOST men depicted here is that gentlemen dont speak like that (but do have the same intentions) ... :)

and now for your post .... i think its not MOST men ... maybe MOST men you or your friends have come across ... just look around at some other places .... you do will find better men :)

Vest said...

All of my relatives, inlaws, cousins and long term associates and friends approx my age went the full distance with their marriages, their loyalty had to be unquestionable, looking through that long list only one divorce comes to mind and that was when I was twenty four(another story)but my present marriage has been going for 55 years and I would not swap my wife for quids.

rayshma said...

lol! good retorts to those questions! :D
u know, add living alone and/or smoke/drink to *independent, outgoing, outspoken, friendly, smart and witty woman* and there u go! guys'll think u're waiting to get laid.
i won't say most... but a LOT, definitely!

my ted bundy question..
"what turns u on?"
well... if u need to ASK... u aint gonna know!

La vida Loca said...

hehehheehe

Compassion Unlimitted said...

hmmm
TC
CU

Vest said...

Some of these dick for brains guys are looking for their counterparts, horny tarts looking for fun before taking the final plunge into what usually nowadays turns out to be a effing disaster in most cases, mainly due to plain selfishness or the lack of income creating illegal activities by husbands in order to satisfy their partners greed. There are a few perfect partners out there in the marital market place, but unfortunately few meet up.
There is always a clash of opinion and ideas, seek out the minimum of problems to go with that person you are attracted to, discuss these points, let them know about your dislikes. but be wary of a partner who tends to be violent in any form, eventually when you have made your choice, the smoothest path for a rewarding relation ship is to 'Compromise' on all matters and listen to your partner. and dont forget the first thing in the morning and last thing at night say "I Love You"
And whenever you pinch her bum or she tickles your goolies in passing. So there you go, get out there and start looking.

You fav agony uncle, Vest.

Rahul said...

back here after a while.. how are you Keshi? Glad to see you are still posting so prolifically!

Ria said...

Thts so right hun! Talking abt such men....the worst thing tht i hate abt such men is tht they judge a woman jus by the way she dresses or the way she behaves. Like if a women is dressed in a sexy attire then she is expected to b a slut! I mean wtf!cant a woman dress sexily jus like tht. And wht makes is so obvious tht if a gurl drinks then she is an easy target! I find it extremely annoying....its happened so many times tht men hav tried to hit on me jus bcoz i m dressed attractively and i m with a bunch of female friends.....which in turn makes them feel tht i m there to hook up with someone for a one night stand....seriously disgusts me to no end! Absolutely loved the things tht a man shud not ask a woman when he meets her for the 1st time.

Sweetstickychewy said...

Lovely picture at da end! And gosh Keshi..

One particular Question that i dread guys askingfor the first time is 'Do i have a boyfriend?'

For some reason, i find it a turn off when they proceed with that question a few minutes before even talking or getting to know properly. Its like now i know why you are here for....

its like the whole ....

I have got an intention in my mind...and you are only in it if you are single...kinda shit. or else you are dismissed for a cupid's arrow lest you care for a scandal or O.N.S!...

its like they wanna be friends. and the very next question popper was do u have a boyfriend. And when you say yes....

They suddenly decide you are not eligible to be their friend.

In these times, you just wonder if its was their mouths or dicks talking..

Cinderella. said...

LOl girl !! This was hil-fckn-larious !!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, since I have never dated neither have been approached by a man on a random note...got absolutely no idea about such awesome quotable quotes...lol !!!!

But this is awesome !

AmitL said...

hehe..Keshi,you do have a way with words..:)**And she, with cupids playing violins in her head and butterflies running a marathon in her stomach**..whew-can imagine that verrry movie-like scene.:)

But,honestly,you do attract some very unusual ones,if I may say so.Great answers to those questions,too-especially:**Do you like having fun? *on a Rollercoaster, yes!* ROFL.

That lil innocent guy in the pic-well,he's probably aping(Pun intended) his Dad,I guess..LOL.

How about these additional questions and their innocuous answers::
-Do you spit or swallow....?

Ans:the little white seeds that are in the seedless watermelons?
---
Keep smiling.:)(Well,I do,after reading such posts)

WP 2007 - 08 said...

Hi Keshi

A toothbrush? You are a pervert. LOL

Your sexual preference is your business. I respect it. So you're bisexual. LOL

We have a jerk like Bundy in Canada. He repeatedly stabbed a guy on a bus, cut off his head, parading it around, and then gutted the body. Just for appetizers he ate some of the victim.

I hope you’re not reading this during lunch.

Bev

Sanchit said...

like they say its not good to generalize everytime.. but i guess its ok.. loved the PJs..

and yeah nice song.. something stupid..

Neeku said...

you are hillarious as hanging gardens of heavens :D

omg ... i cracked up reading the entire post....

Funny as ever !

You go girl !

Comfortably Numb said...

I force myself to believe that this post isn't a generalization..

But then yes martians from mars are unpredictable :P

Cheers!

Sachi said...

:))))
you spoke my heart sweets!!!
my friend says, "guys n dogs many a times r so confused that they don't understand what they want."

It's all so true n
*is that for your brain Mr.Dick Head?*
:D :D :D

*hugs*

deepsat said...

nice post! a tight slap on those desperado who make men look so bad! i think these are ppl who take women as some banana ride!!!!

and thats the reason the never find a woman for themselves... ever!! i know guys who have done these and now are dying for the real woman!! serves them right!!

;-))

Keshi said...

lol Div tnxx hun!

btw I missed ya...where were ya?


**and shockin it was cuz it was a good friend who suddenly seemed to have lost his mind..


so a good mate asked u if u cud be so cheap to sleep with him? Trust me, the same thing happened to me! I even blogged abt it recently. He made a very indecent proposal towards me and I told him off.


So wuts common between ur friend and mine? They r both MEN!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Bra-man ;-)


**How many have u met out of the 3 billion men on this planet?

Who said these were all MY experiences? So many women out there hv met very similar men. And what does that say?


btw hv YOU met all 3 billion men on Earth to say it's otherwise? :):)

And read Sinner's comment plz haha!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Mia HUGS!

I rem that very angry post of ur's hehehe..


**they just wanna have fun n they dont get it that not all females can be physically involved unless they r emotionally involved


yes! And it's like if u talk to them politely and freely, they think we r ready to jump into bed with em, just like that!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Nachi ur an exception...I know ur a very RARE species lol! HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ!



** you sure bring us all 'men' down to earth and bury us underneath as well, don't ya???


lol not all, cmon...MOST does not mean ALL :)



And I'd love to see u talking too...I mean u sound like a great conversationalist, from ur blog n comments...and a sweet one at that too!

btw my eyes can be scary...my mum says sometimes they look like a ghost's lol!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey SMM tnxx hun!


**"Can we get your roommate to come too and then have 'coffee' together at my place?"

omg thats such a GUY thing to say, yes! Obviously he's trying for a 3som, perhaps a 9som too!



**"Wanna suck?"

lol hahahaha I cant stop laffing SMM!

So wut wud ur reply be to this one? :) I'd say I can suck ur left-over cranium in 2mins, so wanna suck?




**"Are you into whips?"


lol @into! I'd say Im a whip myself, wanna feel it?



That was good SMM, tnxx!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Hobo!

**I never ask a woman all said

wut d u mean u never ASK a woman? U never even ask her if she's a woman? lol!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Mayz did I mention the word ALL here at all?

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Anthony, WOW look who's here! Nice to see ya mate :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Hemanth!


**my god this post is too much for me...

too much as in?



Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Tejas!


**It seems like you had some bad experience recently from someone like someone taken for granted your trust?


this is not only MY experience.



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Thinker :)


**and in the novel i was reading last week a man does something similar

LOL r ya serious????? tell me more abt it...


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Prakhar!

**gentleman..well we definitely are rare breed


I know ur in that RARE 0.0001% of men :):)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hahaha Ne I love it when u swear like that!


**He is like, well that date does not have to end tonight! We can just go to my place and listen to some music, then we will let "Nature" takes it course


I guess he's just letting his Baboon Mating Instincts come out in style?


Fuckers!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Jane ty sweetz! :):)


**"are you 36?" *oggling at boobs*
"no ya retard. i'M A 100 YEARS OLD"
*guy offended at his mathematical incapabilities"

hahahahahaha I cant stop laffing Jane!

The AGE qn is such a common one! Some men dun even know that its rude to ask a woman such a qn no matter how young/old they r.




**"what do you think of fore-play"
"i thik a four-player game like mixed doubles is great.."
*guy-dumbfounded*


lollllllllllz! Ur too funny Jane!!



**"soo how's your pussy doin tonight"
"my pussy is busy in my kitchen; busy tearing apart fish bones n ripping fish meat n raping n eating the stinking, red n white fish-flesh tonight.."
*guy scared as hell, protecting his 'fish'*


lol hahahahaha! omg Im falling off my chair laffing here!

How abt saying 'My pussy is so busy goin mushy'?



**"is your boyfriend boring at times?"
"no,infact, my bf bores me quite a lot.. he bores deep wells in my vaginal crack"
*stunned-guy-shuts-his-fucking-trap*


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ur too good girl!

I know that kinda men who tries to fish for an affair knowing that u already hv a BF. Losers!



ty so much Jane..I really laffed alot reading ur take on this. HUGGGGGGGGGGZ! :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Stony ty :)



**Since time immemorial, mankind (women included) has been seeking pre and extra marital sexual gratification without inviting liabilities.


I agree. But I'd say MORE men do that kinda 'fishing' than women. Women carry an emotional responsibility when in a r'ship. But men dun care much abt 'emotions' as long as they get laid...wut say? :)




**This is a genuine concern. Such perceptions will take a few more decades to vanish.


u think so? wow! I thought these days most men wud hv enough intelligence to tell a free-spirited woman from a call-girl. :)



**Are you free tonight? (If you have nobody else to have sex with tonight...?)


lol ok. So he's basically checking out if she's single just for tonite? :) wut a scumbag!




**Are you a virgin? (Which museum do you come from?)


lol hahaha! So u think a Virgin these days is boring, old and unfashionable? :) interesting view there Stony.



**How many men have you slept with? (Are you maintaining your coitus database? What is the count for 2008? Can you share histograms of Sizes, TimeToOrgasm. Racial pie-chart also, if possible.)


ROFL! This one was the best! love the term 'coitus database'. LOL!




**Do you like oral sex? (Do you prefer oral to moral and clitoral sex?)


hahahahaha u r too funny!!!! loved this! How abt spiral and floral? :)




**Do you like having fun? (Do you like fun unlike frigid women?)


FUN as in with toys and 567 positions from Kama Sutra? lol!




**wanna go Condom-shopping? (Are you HIV positive?)

Now thats a CLEVER one WOW! Actually, these days its a direct qn one should be asking...dun u think? :)


tnxx Stony ur brilliant!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Traun tnxx!


**1.Heavy Drinks

I wudnt even talk to a stranger who's trashed like that anyways!


**2.Lack of tact.

??



**3.head over heels.

over what?


I know Alcohol impairs judgement, but talkin to a guy at a BAR doesnt mean he's drunk to death Tarun!


:)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Aneesh!

**May be in west, that's the culture!


Its not abt the West/East Aneesh! This is abt MEN. btw Mia is from India and her recent post abt horrible men and eve-teasing is abt men in India, not abt men in Australia. So, its common to Men. Not to a culture.




**OMG!!! How could you say that about a baby, keshi?


OMG Aneesh cant take a joke! :)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Aphrodite tnxx hun!


**lol will I never find my Mr. right?? :'( *sob sob*


lol dun cry. But I know, we r DOOMED!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey MAN tnxx! lol!


:) I will come ard soon.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Stygian :)


** instead ted bundy being what he is, would come to you with an arm in a plaster cast and ask you to help carry his books to the Volkswagen beetle around the corner. now you decide which was more polite and disciplined?


I know TB's story. But I was referring to the PJs as being Ted Bundyish... :)




**i haven't met many who would straight away ask a woman they just met to go to bed with them

cos ur a MAN Stygian, lol how wud u meet MEN like that anyways!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Priya ty!


**U r simply the best touching many womens life who cannot write things they can


Im stoked HUGS!


alot of MEN here thought that these r ALL my experiences! Can ya believe that Priya?


This post was compiled with many women's experiences in mind. Im glad that u u'stood that. And yes, it takes a WOMAN to u'stand it :):)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Arv tnxx!


**but trust me when I say there are many men out there who look for a committed relationship with a girl... hard to find, maybe, but they are there...


I know, there r good men n women out there who cant seem to find a decent partner. And why may that be?

For me, it's because the men I meet dun seem to know wut a r'ship is abt. They r all babies in diapers clinging to their mummy's saree, looking for another mummy as their wife.


And for u?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww ty Sinner!

read my reply to Bra-man at the top. lol!



**And seriously you can tell icemen that maybe out of the three million u've met only from ur part but then u may take up every grl's experience (yeah, depend on us)and we wud gladly tell u 'U r DAMN RIGHT'


exactly wut I told him too!


*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey babez Lisa HUGGGGGGGZ!

Como estas? lovely Spanish there!


**....men want us and we rule the world!!


haha so true!!!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Hiren I fixed the bolding ty! :)


yes, they all hv the same INTENTIONS anyways hehe...well-spotted there!



**maybe MOST men you or your friends have come across ... just look around at some other places .... you do will find better men


nope these r not only my/friends' experiences...these r many women's experiences out there. Besides, Im not so judgemental that I'd take few of my experiences with men and call it MOST men :)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

but Hiren I know ur an exception :)

Keshi.

SaffronSaris said...

LoL, there's a saying that one of the worst place to find a guy/gal is at the pubs/clubs, coz most people go there looking for fun.

Keshi said...

aww Vesty thats great to know! Ur a faithful and dedicated husband to ur wife. Its great!


**looking through that long list only one divorce comes to mind


but I believe that having a full marriage (w.o. a divorce) can never define true faithfulness and loyalty...can it Vesty? 2 ppl can be married to the same person all their life but that does not indicate their fidelity. Does it?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Vesty thats great to know! Ur a faithful and dedicated husband to ur wife. Its great!


**looking through that long list only one divorce comes to mind


but I believe that having a full marriage (w.o. a divorce) can never define true faithfulness and loyalty...can it Vesty? 2 ppl can be married to the same person all their life but that does not indicate their fidelity. Does it?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey ty Rayshma! :)


**u know, add living alone and/or smoke/drink to *independent, outgoing, outspoken, friendly, smart and witty woman* and there u go! guys'll think u're waiting to get laid.


hahaha so true!

And one more thing, if ur an Indian/Sri Lankan girl living overseas, u r so easy and must be having alot of sex with different guys! Thats what some guys think. Idiots!




**my ted bundy question..
"what turns u on?"
well... if u need to ASK... u aint gonna know!


LOL Rayshma good one! Mebbe we can say this:

'Nothing turns me on, Im not a tap'



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Lavida HUGS! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hmmmm CU :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey my fav Agony Uncle Vesty HUGGGGGGGGZ! :)

ty n that was so very sweet of ya. Loved ur great wisdom on this!



**, horny tarts looking for fun before taking the final plunge into what usually nowadays turns out to be a effing disaster in most cases


I agree. Alot of young ppl these days r just looking for FUN. A guy who's one of my clients was getting married recently and guess wut he told me. He told me if he wanted to hv one last 'fling' before he got married and he'd love if it was with me!

I wasnt nasty to him, cos generally he's not a bad guy..and he said that jokingly too...so i just told him not to be dumb and not to let his lust rule him...and I also asked him to be nice to his wife and never make this kinda suggestions to women ever again..

:)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Rahul WB! :)

Im good n u? where hv ya been?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Ria u r so right sweetie!

Alot of men, especially desi/sri lankan men judge a woman by wut she wears, where she lives, how outgoing she is etc. And like u said, if a girl drinks alcohol they immediately think she's EASY!


Like u, me being free-spirited and my attractive outfits make alot of men think Im trying to tell them something. The truth is, Im not even dressing FOR THEM. Im dressing for MYSELF. Idiots dun get it!

Tell it to their face next time Ria!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Amy sooooooooo so true! I so know that kinda guys!


**I have got an intention in my mind...and you are only in it if you are single.

Spot on! And that proves its not even a hint of LOVE/REAL INTEREST, it's just INFATUATION.


Some men ask how old u r. And if u dun belong in the 'school-age bride' category, u r dismissed. lol!


Its just hilarious!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww ty Cindy HUGS!


**since I have never dated neither have been approached by a man on a random note...got absolutely no idea about such awesome quotable quotes.


Ur lucky girl. Stay that way. U dun need this kinda cranium-deficient losers driving u up the walls lol!


*HUGZ*


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Amit tnxx :)


**But,honestly,you do attract some very unusual ones,if I may say so


who said these were all MY experiences Amit? I cant u'stand why most MEN here thought this is only abt me. Strange!


I 'attract' them? wow so something musy be wrong with ME then? :) So now 'I am' the cause behind all these men's sexual dramas? WOW!




**-Do you spit or swallow....?
Ans:the little white seeds that are in the seedless watermelons?


haha ewwwwwwwwww!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

omg Bev I read abt that BUS incident in Canada! I was shocked.

I told my mum and she wudnt believe the story! Thats so filmy and I cant even imagine a freaky Canibal travelling in a bus..just imagine sitting next to one!

I feel sorry for the victim...he was at the wrong place at the wrong time...how sad!



**A toothbrush? You are a pervert.


haha! ur the pervert, not me lol! cos Oral is to do with Toothbrushes babeh ;-) hahahahaha! ok lets call it dental sex then!



**Your sexual preference is your business. I respect it. So you're bisexual.


hahahahaha noooooooooo! It was just a joke sweetie :):)



*HUGZ* so Bev, r ya trisexual? lol!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Sanchit!

**like they say its not good to generalize everytime.. but i guess its ok

did I say ALL men r like this? can u show me where I 'generalised'?



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Neeku tnxx hun! :):)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty CN!


**I force myself to believe that this post isn't a generalization..


its not. so ur right :)


btw I did ur pic tag few posts down..did u check it?



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehe Sachi ty!


** "guys n dogs many a times r so confused that they don't understand what they want."


lol!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Deepz!


**! i think these are ppl who take women as some banana ride

wuts that 'Banana' all abt? lol!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Saffy! :)


**there's a saying that one of the worst place to find a guy/gal is at the pubs/clubs, coz most people go there looking for fun.


I dun believe in that. I mean it's not the PLACE that matters after all...we can meet dick-heads even at a 'decent' place hehehe...




Keshi.

Veens said...

heheheh! good one Keshi Pearls!
**A true gentleman won't speak like that, even if deep down his Baboon-bottoms is about to explode in carnal pleasure! **

hehehehe! ROFL!

so so good

so so true

spot on !

grrrr! seriosly that is a bunch of SICK qs to ask :-/

wat abt... "lemme guess.. u r a size 34" weirdos idiot...
:D

take care!

Southpaw unplugged said...

How abt this one...lol
"Why dont you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"
One of my colleague came up with this line and asked me shud he use this pick up line or not....I said as long as u dont forget to put on some protective shield down under dont dare use this line to any decent girl...lol

fingers said...

I'm more of an Al Bundy than a Ted Bundy...

Iceman said...

Keshi...

ROTFL...
I just asked a question... :P

and u din't answer it!

**btw hv YOU met all 3 billion men on Earth to say it's otherwise? :):)

Well... keshi.. thats my point... I never said its otherwise... did I? :D


And as far as "u may take up every grl's experience"... well... its always nice to be a kid... I loved that! I mean..is it so damn easy to provoke a reaction? I would have rather expected a witty response... :P

LOL....

jitendra said...

kesariya: saying it upfront is better than pretending to be a so-called gentleman. afterall who knows, there might be several women in a bar waiting for that 'play' ;)

Keshi said...

hey Veenz tnxx!

**... "lemme guess.. u r a size 34"

omg I know that type too YUKKKKKKKKKK!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Southy good ans by u!

Wut an idiot that guy!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Fingers so r ya MARRIED WITH CHILDREN? :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Iceman!

:)


****btw hv YOU met all 3 billion men on Earth to say it's otherwise?

NO and NO I DUN HV TO MEET ALL 3 BILLION MEN ON EARTH TO REALISE WHAT MOST MEN R LIKE.


:):) happy?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Jitterbug :)


** afterall who knows, there might be several women in a bar waiting for that 'play'


I agree but saying it to a 'decent' girl may lead to dire consequences...for the man ofcourse lol!

Keshi.

Iceman said...

LOLz...

Absolutely happy!
I mean... I was expecting those exact same words... :P Not bad! Not bad at all... :D

Keshi said...

hey Bra-man ;-)


And Im sure ur not like these men right?

Keshi.

SamY said...

ha ha. witty nutty :)

** Are you free tonight?
** Wanna come to my place tonight?

Well, it could be for dinner you knoooow :p.

I didn't know these were pick-up lines to get laid. Hmm.

On a second thought over these, be glad the guy was honest and didn't take ya for a ride ;).

Life is much easier with honest people than with people who say things to please others.

I know its so bluntly lewd. But at least they don't keep you in any hopes of getting what you wouldn't.

Am still wondering how NUTTY gets to meet such men :-o. Mebbe some women in their society do respond. Who knows!

Keshi said...

hey Samy me wiity nutty n batty lol!

who said these were all MY experiences? :)



**On a second thought over these, be glad the guy was honest and didn't take ya for a ride

Im glad they didnt take me for a RIDE? lol!


Keshi.

Mystique Wanderer said...

ahem...i'm gonna support u and rip u apart...all in the same comment...

u look at the guy standing across the room, all cute and handsome...and u imagine he's a preachers son...dudette u want a choir boy...go to the chapel...

there's absolutely nudding wrong wid wanting to have fun as there is nothing wrong wid wanting a lot of mush...girls like mush...guys like fun...and then there are the people who are ok wid a mix of both (which i guess forms the majority)...

now i wonder wat all did the girl speak to make the guy blurt out...am looking for only fun...did u just happen to drop a hint or two of marriage :P...kidding...but know think of why he needed to be sure that his flirting wasn't taking him to a chapel netime soon...

i am not against ppl who like mush...nor against those who like fun...i'm against those who can't appreciate the others right to choose...

and even that guy will get settled some day...wid the one who he thinks is fun enough to last not only the night, the next morning but the one after the that...

but seriously if u want to take things slow...get to be friends...then fall in love...the getting picked up in the bar is not the right way to that end...a bar pick up usually means...lets have some fun...which in normal course of the night can turn into burning some rubber...with no guarantees on either side to take it longer...

now to the i support u part...cheesy, corny pick up lines is what all guys (and girls) should avoid...unless ure a barney and u know ure play very well...its better to practice moderation till u...well know what works and what doesnt and with whom...

now go slap ureself for thinking utter crap :P

SamY said...

btw, that kid I hiding oblivious to what its hiding behind.

And it looks more scared than impressed ;).

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

lol..I loved the bashing...:P

sissy....but I have a better explanation to wat dumb blond make out of the answers :P

**Are you free tonight?
We ask this before asking for a date..coz most of them gals have a ready answer..i have some prior engagement if the ques of date is popped before the question u put up ... :)

**Are you a virgin?
wen we guys look for fun we don't ask if she is a virgin or not...this happens wen the gals pledge out..that u r the only one who made me so satisifies...so ques auto arises..who else tried to satisfy and failed before :P

**Have you ever had sex before?
Same answers as before.....

**How many men have you slept with? this question no man in the world with a sane mind ask..coz above two answers will give him a creep or a satisfaction... :P

**Do you like to play?
that happens wen gal is actually behaving too hot :P

**Do you wanna go casual?
oh ho..havn't u gal said it before...ohh boy i thot u as a frnd and lets jus be frnds..m already engaged...

**Do you like oral sex? it's better to ask then actually shove the prick in ..doncha think :P

**Do you like having fun?
same answer of the one that with fun :P

**Wanna come to my place tonight?
guys feel comfortable with a gal wen no one else is eyeing on her...so he ask for the place..not everytime for sex..and even for sex..this is better than to say...lets make love tonight..lol..typical mills n boon :P

**Do you wanna go Condom-shopping with me?
name the dick head who asked this :O

rantravereflect/ jane said...

heee yeahhhh..

some men realllly do have the audacity to stare at boobs and ask if you were a size 36!!
and if tehir friends were around they'd be seriously contemplating about whether it's a 36 b, 36 c or d..

n yehhh pussy going mushy,, bwuahhhhh.. tatz a good one..

love ya gurl.. :)
mwuahhhh

Keshi said...

Slap me blue mommma Mystique is here! LOLLLLL!


o cmon u think Im a girl who talk abt 'marriage n kids' on the first date itself? lol r ya delusional?



**i'm against those who can't appreciate the others right to choose

Who said I cant appreciate and Im AGAINST ppl's individual choices?
:( u got me wrong there.


I agree he has the right to tell the girl what he really feels like...but my qn is why r MOST men after FUN? If u say, its just like most girls r after MUSH, no ur wrong...we r not after MUSH only! Do guys know anything called LOVE? I agree, u cant fall in love with every person u meet, but for a guy to suggest FUN on the first meeting itself is quite tacky. dun u think?



**but seriously if u want to take things slow...get to be friends...then fall in love...

exactly wut Im saying! So when a guy suggests FUN on the first day itself, how can u even think of getting to know him?



**the getting picked up in the bar is not the right way to that end...a bar pick up usually means...lets have some fun...


what is the RIGHT way? there's no right/wrong ways/places to find LOVE Mystique! Its not in the way/place..its in the INDVIDUAL.


**its better to practice moderation till u...well know what works and what doesnt and with whom...

I agree :)


Now go slap urself lol!

*pinches Mystique*


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehehe yes Samy :)

Keshi.

Mystique Wanderer said...

stop twisting words and start listening...

u can find love newhere...but like its a rare chance somebody u meet in the church will suggest sex....same way its a rare chance somebody u meet in a bar will suggest taking things slow...

if slow is what u want...friends of friends and co-workers is a saner approach...

or probably even arranged marriage...that is a sure shot bet of somebody not wanting a one night pit stop :P

Keshi said...

hey my dahlin Bro HUGS!


****Are you free tonight?
We ask this before asking for a date..coz most of them gals have a ready answer..i have some prior engagement if the ques of date is popped before the question u put up ... :)


lol how d u know? That was spot on!




**Are you a virgin?
wen we guys look for fun we don't ask if she is a virgin or not...this happens wen the gals pledge out..that u r the only one who made me so satisifies...so ques auto arises..who else tried to satisfy and failed before :P


wut d u mean by when the gals pledge out?




**How many men have you slept with? this question no man in the world with a sane mind ask..coz above two answers will give him a creep or a satisfaction... :P


One man asked me this qn...I was in trauma after he asked this! Cos he doesnt even know me well.




**Do you like to play?
that happens wen gal is actually behaving too hot :P


really? :) interesting..





**Do you wanna go casual?
oh ho..havn't u gal said it before...ohh boy i thot u as a frnd and lets jus be frnds..m already engaged...


noooooooo lol! by CASUAL, it means having casual sex..with no strings attached. And by that I didnt mean g-strings.





**Do you like oral sex? it's better to ask then actually shove the prick in ..doncha think :P


lol yes!




**Wanna come to my place tonight?
guys feel comfortable with a gal wen no one else is eyeing on her...so he ask for the place..not everytime for sex..and even for sex..this is better than to say...lets make love tonight..lol..typical mills n boon :P


hahahahaha!





**Do you wanna go Condom-shopping with me?
name the dick head who asked this :O


Not from me...a guy asked one of my friends this qn...he was a sleaze-bag..lol!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey ty Jane :)


**some men realllly do have the audacity to stare at boobs and ask if you were a size 36!!


lol so u meant the boob-size? I was thinking mebbe the age hehe...


here the boob size goes by A, B DD etc :)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Im not 'twisting' words Mystique, its u! look wut u said before and now:


**the getting picked up in the bar is not the right way to that end



**but like its a rare chance somebody u meet in the church will suggest sex....same way its a rare chance somebody u meet in a bar will suggest taking things slow...


??


:)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

After all, it's not in the PLACE!


Keshi.

Mystique Wanderer said...

read the two lines again...don't make me suggest the kinky bet again...the two lines mean the same thing...read read...

Keshi said...

And btw, why do u all hv such a BAD impression abt Bars and such a GOOD impression abt Churches? :):)


A Bar is a place to relax..not a place to hv sex.

A church is a place to relax too...not a place that makes GOOD ppl.



Keshi.

Keshi said...

**the two lines mean the same thing

I know u meant the RARITY of it all...and thats where ur wrong :) Cos thats PREJUDICE.

so do u mean I'll find a great matching guy at a CHURCH? lol!


Keshi.

Mystique Wanderer said...

i'm not sayin u have sex in either (but u know me...it wud be interesting to have a go in both :P )

what i'm sayin is the frame of mind of ppl in the two places...ure acting Duh now...

Deepti said...

"the music dies abruptly and the cupids now look like fucked-up lil devils. "

Exactly!!

and the excuse all the screwed behaviour .. " we are engineered that way" !!!
Really whats wrong with most men??

Awesome Keshi .. you got it spot on!!

Keshi said...

Here's my take on ur theory Mystique:


Notorious men go to Church too.

Decent men go to Bars too.


:)


Keshi.

Mystique Wanderer said...

and then even more Duh...if thats what u think those words mean...then so be it...

man...history will record this as another of ure blonde moments...

Keshi said...

**what i'm sayin is the frame of mind of ppl in the two places...ure acting Duh now...


nah ur actiing DUH now lol!

cos wut Im saying is that u cant JUDGE a person based on the PLACES he goes to!


I cant believe u hv such an impression abt ppl who goes to Bars. Its great culture over here.


:)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Deepti :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Mystique u hvn a blonde moment now :)


tell wuts so blonde abt what I just said?

how can u JUDGE ppl based on where they go?

I go clubbing with friends sometime...does that mean Im a BAD girl? Answer me, w.o. evading it like u did all this time! :)

Keshi.

Mystique Wanderer said...

now where did bad and good come from...ppl wanting to have sex are not bad...even if they want it only casually...if thats ure classification...u shud start hating me right now...

robbers, rapists, terrorists and self centered ppl are ppl i believe not doing good to the world...

but seriously who goes to a bar to find love...u go there to have fun...casual sex would come under fun...heavy duty relationships is not under fun...even if its a consequence of a meetup at a bar...it still cannot be a reason for a sane person to go to a bar...

imagine asking the person on ure right at the bar...so what are you here for...'oh some drinks, a light evening, have fun'...ask a person on ure left and he says...'oh am looking for a girl i can love and take care of for the rest of my life'

i hope u get the picture...am now stopping my comments on this topic...ure stuck in ure own tune...u want to be the miss always right...with that accusatory note i sign of this post :P :P

Keshi said...

wow Mystique let me tell u this...first of all, it wasnt me who suggested that a BAR wasnt the RIGHT place..it was ur own words. So what's right/wrong, good/bad abt the whole thing...u may ans ur own self.



**but seriously who goes to a bar to find love...u go there to have fun


who said this girl was looking for LOVE in a bar? She just happened to see someone she liked, and ended up having this convo. Thats all :)

No one said this was abt FINDING LOVE or looking for FUN. He's the one who brough up that FUN line..which ofcourse indicates something else, not the kind of FUN u and I r associating bars and drinks with.



**it still cannot be a reason for a sane person to go to a bar...

thats YOUR opinion, not MINE :)




**ure stuck in ure own tune...u want to be the miss always right

wow wuts that abt? Again, this isnt abt me being right/wrong, it's just a discussion...we all hv our own opinions, but that doesnt mean we r right/wrong. Its you who seems to be stuck with RIGHT/WRONG, not me!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

FYI:

Ted Bundy (the notorious rapist/killer) was a GOOD student and went to CHURCH often.


Thats a FACT. And nah he never went to BARS.


Keshi

Hiren said...

so u mean that I am one of those gentlemen clan who do not speak in a disrespectful manner but do have the same intentions as most of the men ??? ;) ;) lol ...

Keshi said...

lol Hiren who knows! :)

but atleast ur kind to me hehehehe...

*HUGS*

Keshi.

SMM said...

Keshi, if some random guy came n asked me "Wanna Suck", I'd probably give introduce my knee to his balls. He can suck his pain :P

And as for the whip I'd probably tie him to the bed post and then whip him solid :P

Hiren said...

he he he .. you are getting judgemental now :) :-p

Keshi said...

hahaha SMM too funny!!! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Abt wut Hiren? :)

Keshi.

The Grunt said...

I was talking to a girl the other day and she kept repeating to me that all men are retarded. I had no idea that women loved retards so much.

Hemanth Potluri said...

the words wer little over to me ...wen i opened this post some of my frnds wer around and wer taken aback by readin itt..lol ..hehe..but the post exapins the perspective of how u felt abt boys takin....but there r some who care abt the heart and not abt the sex...all r not the same ..hehe...

urs..hemu..

Hey keshi i tried to reach u through the mail but its no goin through could u mail me ur present mail ..if u feel free to...i suppose u delted the previous one....

Keshi said...

Grunty nooooooooo I didnt say ALL! :)


But I luv grunty men ;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Hemanth I didnt say ALL men r like that.

btw ur friends read my blog? :)

Will email u soon.

Keshi.

Dawn....सेहर said...

hahahahahahahaha Keshi you made me laugh out like anything :)
I loved the second one what not to ask :D and the last picture...awesome!

I would have loved to hear this post from you :) as I could feel it!
But yes I agree gentlemen is only in books these days...!
But I also agree that very few are nice and they are rare...:)
Nice post - a reality check!
Take care dear
HUGS n Cheers

Tarun said...

Well ...
One could head over heels for someone appealing to the eyes.
Tact would be using wit and charm and positive body language to strike a conversation.

I see it as starting fire using flintstone.One shoud know who to use those stone to strike a spark.

That judgemnet thing was purely my thing.

*~*{Sameera}*~* said...

Some people only have a one-track mind!That's really sick and makes us hate the whole male species at times.

Kick ass girl!Hugssssss

Blackfayth said...

Was extremely bored at work (waiting for the weekend to get here will do that) and so was randomly blog-surfin... the post was fun but man you sure have a lot of readers. i think this is the first post i've seen with over a 100 comments!

so anyway just wanted to say i enjoyed reading your post and in the words of the Chinese lady in a Beijing flea market (on whom i exerted my considerable charm and humor... well it WAS a Breitling knockoff!), "ok ok i give you only coz you funnyaaa."

Cheers ;)
Pete

Cinderella. said...

"Cranium deficient" ?!!!!!!

Bahahahahahahahaha.....

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

hey my dahlin Bro HUGS!


****Are you free tonight?
We ask this before asking for a date..coz most of them gals have a ready answer..i have some prior engagement if the ques of date is popped before the question u put up ... :)


lol how d u know? That was spot on!




**Are you a virgin?
wen we guys look for fun we don't ask if she is a virgin or not...this happens wen the gals pledge out..that u r the only one who made me so satisifies...so ques auto arises..who else tried to satisfy and failed before :P


wut d u mean by when the gals pledge out?
u havn't pledged yet:O..unlucky you :P



**How many men have you slept with? this question no man in the world with a sane mind ask..coz above two answers will give him a creep or a satisfaction... :P


One man asked me this qn...I was in trauma after he asked this! Cos he doesnt even know me well.

u needed to slap him and say watever be the number u ain't gonna go down that list :P




**Do you like to play?
that happens wen gal is actually behaving too hot :P


really? :) interesting..





**Do you wanna go casual?
oh ho..havn't u gal said it before...ohh boy i thot u as a frnd and lets jus be frnds..m already engaged...


noooooooo lol! by CASUAL, it means having casual sex..with no strings attached. And by that I didnt mean g-strings.

wats wrong in having casual sex...what if the guy know that he is so lousy that she won't fuck him anemore or may be she had a smely one...so better to say casual fst and den try it test andtaste it then call it ok we r permannent :P..yeah i understand no g strings attached too :P



**Do you like oral sex? it's better to ask then actually shove the prick in ..doncha think :P


lol yes!




**Wanna come to my place tonight?
guys feel comfortable with a gal wen no one else is eyeing on her...so he ask for the place..not everytime for sex..and even for sex..this is better than to say...lets make love tonight..lol..typical mills n boon :P


hahahahaha!





**Do you wanna go Condom-shopping with me?
name the dick head who asked this :O


Not from me...a guy asked one of my friends this qn...he was a sleaze-bag..lol!

"she needed to cut his dick like Ms. Bobbit :P and say...lets go for plastic surgery ...lol"


Keshi.

AmitL said...

Hi,Keshi,
**who said these were all MY experiences Amit? I cant u'stand why most MEN here thought this is only abt me. Strange! **

Well,hats off to you-you wrote them so well,it sounded like they were right from the horse's mouth.:)

**I 'attract' them? wow so something musy be wrong with ME then? :) So now 'I am' the cause behind all these men's sexual dramas? WOW!**

LOL-no,you're not 'behind'(No pun intended) all these men's se*ual dramas.But,I did ponder over why the straight ones haven't bumped into you yet.*ducks for cover*.TC!

Zubin said...

:o..
*the music dies abruptly and the cupids now look like fucked-up lil devils*.

OMG...ROFL...bahahaha...:D =)))

that was too hilarious...

but now I am scared of u..!!:o =)))
lol...

btw..Just for the record I am not in those.."MOST MEN"

It will take me gallons of alcohol + hypnotism + hallucination + desperation... to make me talk to a girl like that..!! even than I may not be able to be "that"..dick headed..!! :D :D

Macadamia The Nut said...

When I first came here I'm didn't know the real meaning of 'let's hook up'

:D Swear!

And that led to some.. err.. lets say 'interesting' scenarios

Lol!

Vinz aka Vinu aka Vinayak said...

i strongly disagree..

it might be 'SOME', but definitly not the 'MOST'

pr else i think you are on the wrong corner of the world..!!

Keshi said...

lol Dawny tnxx hun!


**But yes I agree gentlemen is only in books these days

and in blogs. LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehe Tarun u make great sense now. tnxx!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehe Sameera true...

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Black_Fayth WC n tnxx :)


**well it WAS a Breitling knockoff!

haha velly velly swit! ;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Cindy thats my fav term for idiots. Like ur's is 'ultra juvenile'. LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Bro :)


**this happens wen the gals pledge out..that u r the only one who made me so satisifies...so ques auto arises..who else tried to satisfy and failed before



really? how d u know all this? I rem u telling us that ur still a virgin. So how d u know all this?? lol!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Amit so u reckon they r all gay? no need to duck for cover...cos I think so too LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Zubin why r ya scared of me? I dun look/sound like Cruella DeVile do I? lol!




**It will take me gallons of alcohol + hypnotism + hallucination + desperation... to make me talk to a girl like that


mebbe meeting me is equivalent to all that and thats why men behave that way? LOL!


I know ur a gentleman..I can just tell :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Maca MWAH!



**'let's hook up'


and that means lets get to bed first? lol!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Vinu!


**pr else i think you are on the wrong corner of the world

mebbe...I'll try the other 'corners' some time then. lol!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Vinu all of these r not MY experiences :)

Keshi.

AmitL said...

Hi,Keshi-here's wishing you on 'World Happiness Day' today.Have a great day and more great days coming up,too!:)

Aneesh said...

India is a big place keshi!! I meant western culture, not men in west which means the parts which are not influenced by modern culture.

Keshi said...

awww ty Amit n u too HUGS!

Im lucky to hv so many good friends like u who wish for my happiness.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

k Aneesh :)

tnxx!

Keshi.

Satish Bolla said...

well, not many men are the type u've just mentioned. but whatever i say, here, will b backing the race of men. i don't want to do it. all i wanna do is laugh aloud at ur "list of things men should never ask a woman they've just met" and enjoy my stay at this place. quite funny n witty answers

Keshi said...

I agree Satish...we should be able to just see the humor of it all n laff :)

ty!

Keshi.

enchanted illusionz said...

omg!! u r too damn gud honey. dis is wot all women wld hv 2 say abt some men atleast & m nt sure weter anybody wld hv been able 2 say dis as u did , laced with humour , fraught wit sarcasm , reality on the plates.