Single, beautiful, smart and sensible girl is at a bar chatting with friends...she suddenly spots a handsome, decent-looking, well-dressed (add that sexy 'stubble' to it) man of her dreams, and she can't believe that something like it even came that close to her! The guy spots her too, and the eye-contact continues. This may be love at first sight but hey that SIGHT bit is enough for the time being, so they both enjoy each other's 'glances' for now. And then he like a true gentleman, walks upto her and asks if he could talk to her. And she, with cupids playing violins in her head and butterflies running a marathon in her stomach, excuses her mates and walks with him for that lil getting-to-know chat. All's well so far. And then after about 10min into talking, he displays his brain's capacity by saying 'I'm not looking for love...I just wanna have fun' *the music dies abruptly and the cupids now look like fucked-up lil devils*. What exactly is he looking for then, a fuck-me-when-I-want-and-leave kinda babysitter?
Pardon my language, but what is really wrong with some men? Let me correct it, what is really wrong with MOST men? Do they think women should be available to satiate their sexual hunger anytime they want it? No matter what Male genetic design suggests, there's something call discipline and respect. A true gentleman won't speak like that, even if deep down his Baboon-bottoms is about to explode in carnal pleasure! Men say women are too picky and don't give them a chance blah blah blah, but how can you even think of giving a chance to a reincarnation of Jack-the-ripper?
Here's some things men should never ask a woman they've just met:
**Are you free tonight? *no, I'm Murderer tonight*
**Are you a virgin? *check it out with a torch then*
**Have you ever had sex before? *yes, I had it for dinner*
**How many men have you slept with? *including Bisexuals?*
**Do you like to play? *yes I like to play dumb*
**Do you wanna go casual? *how about a permanent 'position'?*
**Do you like oral sex? *only when it involves a toothbrush*
**Do you like having fun? *on a Rollercoaster, yes!*
**Wanna come to my place tonight? *btw your 'place' will soon be the local jail*
**Do you wanna go Condom-shopping with me? *is that for your brain Mr.Dick Head?*
Girls, feel free to add to this Ted-Bundyish questions that should never be asked from a woman they've just met. What say Men?
I'm an independent, outgoing, outspoken, friendly, smart and witty woman...but that doesn't mean I'm easy ok? Get that right.
PS: This last pic is of a man, starting his 'act' from the day he's born. *rolling eyes*
Current Music: Somethin' Stupid by Robbie Williams ft. Nicole Kidman