Wednesday, October 11

The Great Extinction

Genre: Humor (so chillax).

Ladies and (sometimes-not-so) Gentlemen, it seems like my love-life is in extinction. Therefore do I even have to tell you about my rather invisible sex-life? It's as dead as the Tyrannosaurus Rex. Precious fossils of it can be found in my mental museum. Well I'm not complaining cos I think this is how it was all laid out for me by the old man upstairs - maybe He knew where it would have taken me and slowed the pace after a few demented Dinosaurs. Just like wildlife protection is necesssary, Keshi's love-life protection is indeed required but it has no funds or organisations around it. No one seems to be even thinking it's an endangered species - most of them see it as a nutty species that need to be left alone. Anyways as endangered as I may feel, I also feel a great sense of relief that my love-life is near-death. Cos it lets me look around without bias and selfishness. I don't mean that people who have a love-life are selfish, but having a love-life in full swing sometimes makes you blind to other areas in life. Been there done that, so I'm talking about me, not you. Well the number of BFs I have had in the past (according to my love-life stats) is quite a healthy number and although that number is dwindling right now resembling the white Rhinoceros' count, I don't think my love-life needs to be secured in a sanctuary somewhere in Africa! Sometimes I do feel like I'm a rare species that's being oohed and ahhed at by a group of people on a safari. Anyways why do I think my love-life is in extinction? Well this is why:

**Potential partners only exist in the past/movies/blogs and is
as rare as spotting a Giant Panda on any Tuesday
**Everytime my Blue-bellied Parrot of a love-life gets lucky, there's always a habitat killer
**When I do find a great guy, in the end it turns out to be that he was just hunting for my 'tusks' - leaves me feeling like an African Elephant
**When things get serious in my love-life, the very next day it mocks back at me like a Hybrid Spider Monkey and asks me to get real
**Each time I try to recall my last romantic encounter, I laugh like a Gorilla - not cos it's funny but cos the 'last time' seems like it was 100yrs ago
**Old aunts remind me that I'm running around without a man for some time now and that it's really uncommon in our family as much as the Red Wolf is in the world
**I'm receiving alot of wedding invitations these days (most of the brides are younger than me) and usually
I end up being the only Snow Leopard at these weddings
**My mum says I'd be married to my car and closet forever, and each time she says that I disappear in a dash like the Pygmy Possum
**A friend brings a marriage proposal (for the 1st and the last time) and when I meet him he turns out to be a hairy-nosed Wombat - yes rare but wouldn't mind his extinction
**The opposite sex who is the responsible care-taker of my love-life seems to be pouncing away from me like a Sumatran Tiger that's being hunted for skin
**A great catch is as rare as a Silver Shark is and it seems such guys see me as a common over-populated kind of shark
**I feel as blue as the Blue Whale when I go to parties and see couples hugging and kissing that makes me wonder if I'm the only Brontosaurus left on Earth
**Mistletoe seems like some long-lost memory of a Short-tailed Chinchilla
**Going back to memories of past BFs and relationships makes me feel like I'm walking in Jurassic Park
**However, to me marriage sounds like a Californian Condor out to get it's prey so its really ok guys, I'm cool, don't shower me with sympathies now pleeeeeease ;-)

btw today's music is dedicated to a lovely lady named Ghee. Heyyy beautiful ;-) enjoy!

Current Music: What's Left Of Me by Nick Lachey

171 Cranium Signets:

PRADEEP K. said...

Hey Keshi, I'm planning to start a group - an online community - for people whose love life is on the path of extinction.

Wanna be the co-founder? Sure we can all have a lot of fun together.

Cheers!
Hugggggggzzz

saby said...

u making it with REX?


u knew it was coming right. Nice story there
wat u mean?

Grey Shades said...

You have a thing for dinos dont ya? :)

Dalicia said...

one more thing that is extinct is great men! you need to add that in your list.

i like pandas but in real they don't look cute :P

Aditi said...

ehh its just dormant but it will bounce back with a bang..
but i sooo know what u mean

southpaw said...

What do i remind u of?

southpaw said...

What is the definition of good men?@elaine, even u can put ur thoughts across keshi...

itchingtowrite said...

wow u know a lot abt animals!!! anyway hope ur love life improves soon!! which animal wud u be then?

Cazzie!!! said...

Be patient, love will come your way..it probably already has but you haven't realised it yet :)

visithra said...

tell me about it - y do we always meet the wrong guy

Dewaker Basnet said...

hahahaha, hey keshi, dont mind..completely respect ur feelings but this is one of the most hilarious observations (or whatever one terms it as:) i have read in a while...no sympathies...hopefully the final "red panda" of ur life will be worth the wait:) cheers...

Anonymous said...

you have good knowledge of wildlife!!
hmm.. "sometimes not so gentlemen".. ladies are never gentle huh? no mention of it? or are they all wild animals like you ? :) [now i know y u are scary!]

Ekta said...

hahaha...i cldnt help but laugh at ur post....all i can say...it all happens in due time...:-)

Kulpreet said...

Wait
It happens
and when it does
the wait seems worth it

Masd said...

A girl who can write such a creative post is surely cool.

Anonymous said...

Tell me when you find one.

Orikinla Osinachi. said...

Sweet Keshi,
You are lamenting your romantic woes and the fact that your are deliberating starving yourself of love.

The only way to end your love hunger strike is to take the next flight to Nigeria and join me on Bonny Island or let me join you in Australia and let us meet in Spain.

If I have to wait for one year
Even, if I have to wait for ten years.
As long as you are going to be my baby, I don?t mind to wait for your love.

If I could, I will give you heaven on earth.
If I could, I will give the sun and the moon.
If I could, I will give you the stars.
If I could, I will give you the four winds.
If I could, I will give you the seven seas.
Just to prove and to show you how much I love you!

Read my Love Song

God bless.

Orikinla Osinachi. said...

Sweet Keshi,
You are lamenting your romantic woes and the fact that your are deliberating starving yourself of love.

The only way to end your love hunger strike is to take the next flight to Nigeria and join me on Bonny Island or let me join you in Australia and let us meet in Spain.

If I have to wait for one year
Even, if I have to wait for ten years.
As long as you are going to be my baby, I don?t mind to wait for your love.

If I could, I will give you heaven on earth.
If I could, I will give the sun and the moon.
If I could, I will give you the stars.
If I could, I will give you the four winds.
If I could, I will give you the seven seas.
Just to prove and to show you how much I love you!

Read my Love Song

God bless.

Kalpana said...

Keshi...
Before thinking of love life and all, just know a person(will he suit u or not). If u feel for him, jump into marriage. Then u'll have all wonderful days. Believe me.

Keshi said...

Pradeep u can be the president of that club and I'll be the never retiring vice president lol!

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Saby lol yes Rex! U J?


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Grey_Shades they turn me on big time ;-)


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uh oh Elaine I dun think good men r in extinction - just that they r taken :) and the rest dun come our way for some reason.

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Aditi I so hope my love-life is just dormant and will not be a Brontosaurus in some history book some day.


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Southy heyy!

**What do i remind u of?

The White Tiger :) Rare, beautiful and GREAT!


Ask Elaine that other Qn lol!

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Itching_To_Write heyy tnxx!

**which animal wud u be then?

awww..prolly an Impala?

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Caz lets just hope so ok :):)

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Visithra heyy!

**y do we always meet the wrong guy

prolly cos we r in extinction lol!

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Dewaker heyy tnxx! LOL Im glad u had a good laugh. Its meant to make all of u laugh :):)


**hopefully the final "red panda" of ur life will be worth the wait

dun care if its a blue panda even, as long as its a hip panda. ;-)

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hahaha Sojourner yeah u got that right..Im wild n scarrrrrry!

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Ekta heyyyyy WB n huggggggggz! I missed ya!

hehe lets hope so :)

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Kulpreet awww ur so kind.

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Masd ty! :)

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Jonsterness tell u when I find what/who/which animal?

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Ori thats such a lovely poem TY!

HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZ!

I'll read that soon.



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Kalpana hey tnxx!

** If u feel for him, jump into marriage

I feel for alot :( Just kidding lol!

tnxxx sweety!

Keshi.

PRADEEP K. said...

Haha! Excellent! I was hoping for a higher percentage of never-retiring members. Welcome at once! Let's start roping in the others now... :)

Cheers!

R.E.B.E.L said...

lol... pls gimme a place as the lifetime secretary in the club!

mona said...

hey keshi,
nice pictures....
i just love wildlife photography...

saby said...

If I could, I will give you heaven on earth.
If I could, I will give the sun and the moon.
If I could, I will give you the stars.
If I could, I will give you the four winds.
If I could, I will give you the seven seas.

poor keshi

all the proposals she gets are from married nen and the les crowd


SOUTH
have u proposed yet?

Anonymous said...

hmm kesh....

we live on and mourn on,
we take the tentative steps,and the big ones,
we move ahead to turn back in time,
and we survive.

great post..

your knowledge of wildlife is encyclopaedic :P

lol

and its been a long long time...how have you been,gal?

deip.

Ganesh Ranganathan said...

extremely funny post...

your post reminds me of a dialog from F.R.I.E.N.D.S, Joey said this

I lost my virginity long back, but I think it's coming back now

Utkarsh Khare said...

Man ... reading your post is like a trip to a zoo .. though .. not al zoos would have REXs and Red Wolves and African elephants and all . but still .. funny post !! :D

Anonymous said...

LOL that was funny. When it happens though you won't know what hit you.
BTW the lack of a real sex life does not mean that you can't have one online. ya it's virtual but hey..life is all about adventures isn't it?
And you have every right do you do your thing and it's no one else's business :)

Cari said...

like the whole animal safari theme here Keshi

hahahaha

Anonymous said...

Keshi, you know only about 8000 miles or so are between you and turning that dry creek into a gushing torrent of raging rapids. Don't know where the current might take us, but the ride would be unforgettable. :-D

priya said...

Keshi:

You can grab but you don't want to coz you think it slips off the hand.

Miranda said...

Aww...I think your not alone, it will be a big group. Sometimes I think they're over rated, good friends is all I need these days.

samuru999 said...

Dear Keshi
You are such a funny girl....
It's early here, and I am heading off to work, so I will have to come back later.
I was laughing so hard as I read
this!
C'ya soon!

Margie

Foodie's Hope said...

Beautiful pics and thoughts!

Shouldn't get married unless YOU ARE ready and dftly not for wrong reasons!

Enjoy your singlehood and be proud of yourself!!:))

QUE SERA SERA!!

southpaw said...

@Keshi
Ahaaa, keep them coming bubbzy! the chauvenistic pig inside me is bloating with pride...:D

@Saby
Not yet, don't wanna scare her away...and why r u getting so impatient, let the cool and eligibles take their chances first...

Shionge said...

Yo..send me your statistics....I'll match you to someone nice.

Anonymous said...

Not-so-gentlemen... now I wonder where that came from?

Don't worry, you are not alone in that category. After all, one dinosaur did not comprise the species ;)

To let you in on a secret, why do you think I am asking for ghostesses to visit me? Increases the chances, right?

Anonymous said...

Very sweet post Keshi

I hope your sex-life improves.

Play life as you would cards
Sometimes you must fold
Sometimes you must hold
But, there will be a time
Long before you become old
When you will become bold
Enough to lay you hand down

Anonymous said...

aaah am so glad im missed out on all the zoo trips.. as a kid.. i just got a crash course on animals right here!!!.. i mean ..tell me. tell ME about non existent relationships!!!! sheeesh...like my ex-roomie(who is also unfairly single) was telling me the other day.. i will give this whole search another frikking month.. if it doesnt happen im turning les..! lol! i feel blue as a blue (fancy animal) too. whn i see these silly PDA monger couples.. i mean seriously... thrs hope im sure as hell there is! :D take care babes!

southpaw said...

u r still up? just saw a new comment update!

Hazel Dream said...

There are Cobwebs in my passions and I live among penguins .
Because I am blind…. I cant see a warm love in this aloof ambition.

By the way u made me sad .. its same story here too ..

punjabi~car~freak! said...

Sheeeeeeesh........
oh freeeeeeeeakssssssssssss

Now I know what I was missing I INDIA maaahn..........


IT was YOU!!!!!

whens the next flight to AUSTRALIA?

btw I'm just 19

punjabi~car~freak! said...

Sheeeeeeesh........
oh freeeeeeeeakssssssssssss

Now I know what I was missing I INDIA maaahn..........


IT was YOU!!!!!

whens the next flight to AUSTRALIA?

btw I'm just 19

Within Without said...

Keshi:

tch tch tch. It can't be true that potential lovers exist only in the past, on movies and in blogs.

Those are the three least likely places, doncha think? (Well, if I lived in Oz I might be calling...)

As I've had to learn (and still need to learn, occasionally), if someone's in the past, by definition that's history, gonzo, arrivaderci, adios, so long, farewell.

Any time spent there, lamenting what might have been, is wasted time. How can that serve you? And I don't say that with malice or to suggest it's goofy.

It's your heart speaking. But if you look at it in the cold light of day, how does doing that help?

The movies are just that...and real people don't do what those people in the movies do.

Bloggers are real people typing on a computer keyboard. They have real feelings and thoughts, true.

But what about the stories you write about this guy you saw or that guy and the exchanged glances of interest? That's how sparks fly, how romances begin...but you know that already.

What might those have turned out to be if you'd get out of your past and leave your hurting heart for a moment and opened it up to something or someone new?

Not attached to anything other than just the possibility that maybe he's not a dinosaur or after your tusks alone?

It's about coming out from behind those four walls and taking in the sunshine and all that potentially might come with it, Kesh.

And not placing the expectations of all-or-nothing on it, like it's the end of the world.

If you tell yourself enough times that your love life is on the brink of extinction, that's where it will be and stay...

Until you decide to change it.

:-)

Anonymous said...

That was very humorus....:)
Don't worry....inspite of moving outside, try moving inside....it works...really...try once.

dumbdodi said...

Hey Kesh
You know you asked in one of your previous posts what would I do if I were a boy for a day...as an after thought...I would ask you on a date :-) and I hope you would say yes...
Your are so lovely...someone somewhere would be praying a lot...to meet you

Nitika said...

lolzzz...if i go laughing like this plp around can find me crazy though i'm crack lil bit, its not proven na..eheheeehhee
keshu how you come up with all this things i feel like having most awesome practical class on wildlife conservation *grin*...

you really don't need any sympathic wodr coz i'm sure you enjoying every beads of life whether its getting into relationship or getting rid from it...believing whatever happens happens for good

hugzzz dear
do take care

Anonymous said...

Hi

Me again

I must mention that my site has been revised once again.

Keshi, everything will turn out okay. A guy will enter or life, but at first you may not think the spark is there. but then you will see the flicker--a hint of the future. The light will slowly illuminate your life. Love is elusive. You can't make love happen. But, also you can't wait too long.

bev

We all hope for

Anonymous said...

Hi

Me again

I must mention that my site has been revised once again.

Keshi, everything will turn out okay. A guy will enter or life, but at first you may not think the spark is there. but then you will see the flicker--a hint of the future. The light will slowly illuminate your life. Love is elusive. You can't make love happen. But, also you can't wait too long.

bev

We all hope for

Autumn Storm said...

Bags-O-talent! That post was fabulous, so imaginative. :-D

Potential partners only exist in the past/movies/blogs and is as rare as spotting a Giant Panda on any Tuesday
Don't I know it, guess all that's left to do is to keep hunting and just enjoy the chase. ;-)

samuru999 said...

No sympathies from me Keshi!
But, how about a poem!

KESHI

You have a life of
love and joy
heck my dear...
you don't need a boy!

If he comes along
make sure he's full of zest
and fills your heart with a song
and he has to be simply the best!

He has to willing
to walk in the park
and make your life thrilling
with kisses after dark!

He needs to looks into your eyes
and know you are not for show
but that you are special surprise
that makes life glow!

He needs to there
when you are blue
to show he truly cares
and say "I love you!"
Keshiroo!


He needs to be like a child
running in the breeze
crazy and wild
and in love with the trees!

He needs to
spread magic everywhere
and plant with life
a true love affair!

Where can this guy be?
Is he at the zoo?
Is he sailing at sea?
Is he looking for you?

Maybe he's driving fast cars...
or on a mountain high
or studying the stars
or looking at the peaceful sky!

Someday...some year
you might meet this special guy
you'll know him by the twinkle
in his eye....
If, not....remember I'm always
here!

Keshi....
you are quite a gal
and you'll always be my pal!

Lots of luv n huggggggz!
From

Margie

Anonymous said...

i know this is impolite and probably not a very nice thing to do, but im pointing and laughing at your situation !!

starry nights said...

Keshi..you are one of those rare animals.you will never go extinct.you are going to be found, and kept like a princess by a wild hunter when the time is right. I think he is just around the corner, dont hide you have to be visible for a hunter to get its prey.

AnonymousBlogger said...

This is what you do. Just go out to a bar or something. Anywhere. The mall. A park. Just go out with a couple friends and see who you run into. It's easy. You're a lovely gal, and guys will be drawn to you without any effort. You have your choice of the litter.

Friends are always a good source too. See if they can set you up with someone worth your time.

Anonymous said...

**ok guys, I'm cool, don't shower me with sympathies now pleeeeeease ;-)
Just because you told the above statement take this... Dont worry Keshi there is someone in this world who is born for you. You will surely meet that guy when time comes :) Dont loose heart... lol!!! Nice post...very nice way of bringing up your love life which is in extinction :)

SaffronSaris said...

Lol poppy doll-pearl, hugggzzzzz!!!!

Michelle said...

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy keshiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~~!!!! i love tht song....n ill comment later cuz i gotta get back to studying lol

Vivhyd said...

I share many of ur concerns.. but a hilarious post!!.. it was funny reading n laughing (at myself)

Blessed said...

what a clever post! I'm sorry that you feel as if your love life is extinct. i agree with elaine, great men seem to be extinct. i know this thru my single gal friends. so i am sending you a big ole hug. i bet the right one is just right around the corner.

Silvara said...

Bwahaahah...that post was hilarious and even though I have a guy - it still feels like my love life is close to extinction :( Good luck Keshi :P

SCRIBBLEZ TO WAKEUP said...

Hiya Kesh!!! I have like missed reading so so so so many of your blogs..Have ben really caught up..This post is indeed really funny!!!!! In some time, depending on the Gvmt delay, we will see a keshi fund lady n all kinda hot ppl r gng to come n fight for a glimpse of ya pretty! :) BTW, do you know wht kind of meal you want when u r indeed in one such protection schedule?? :) I have written oodles of crap, I know..Sorry for the same.

deepsat said...

keshi dear... ur love is not extinct. its dormant waiting to be kindled by the "man". and he will come soon!!

take care!!

Aditi said...

nah its just hibernating.. its gonna be back with a bang... or do they come outta hibernation with a growl?

LERA said...

Keshi dear, That's a pretty neat post from a wonderful woman ...hey enjoy what you are blessed with the ability to see the magic (which is not extinct ;)) this world has to offer now and get ready for a future with that One hope that will raise your spirits..:)

samuru999 said...

Keshi
I sure hope you are ok sweetie!
I was out all evening, and just went to check on your post!
Nothing from you!
I am off to bed now!
I'm sure you are fine....
but, it's not like you to not
be on by this time!
Sending hugggggz!

Margie

Within Without said...

Kesh:

Where are ya? And I just noticed the Genre: humor tag at the top of your post.

OK?

Within Without said...

Kesh:

Where are ya? And I just noticed the Genre: humor tag at the top of your post.

OK?

samuru999 said...

Now I am getting worried sweetie!
Please post soon!

Margie

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

hwey !

dont even get me started on cousins / friends younger to me getting married .. my best friend has a 2 yr old kid , and she's one month younger to me .. i aint complaining at all !!!!!

u really saw a ghost ? for real ??

desperado said...

boy u r one wildlife lover!!! :)
dont worry many cute "animals" will come ur way

uttara said...

hey lady
only if u try or take a step forward things will work..
if u wanna make it extinct it will be 1 day.. right???

ITS ALL IN THE(fucking)MIND

btw
u gonna be the VP of that community...
CONGRATS!! hope it gets extinct 1 day...lol

:)

Anonymous said...

hi kesh...just wen i thot all wz goin well wid my connexion etc etc...it went off again *sulkkk* and then i ended up sick...nuthin to do wid d lost connexion :p but i guess change of weather etc etc...shudn't have bragged abt never fallin ill...anyway...wrote u a mail abt that na...and of course got ur reply which i have to respond to...m gettin terribly lazy :(

ummm...i know this is like a post written in gud humor...but at the back of my mind some serious thots kept nagging me:)...well, i'll keep all that to myself:)...!

the comments on dis post have been fun to read so far:)...

uh oh...lolz...i wld've continued wid my comment kesh but i just got sumone here tellin me to get off d pc *sigh...don u just hateee being sickkk:(...!!

will be back soon ok:)...sorry:(!!!

Anonymous said...

Whoa Keshi!!!!!!!!! Huuuggzzzzz!! that was such a cute post... i mean, i loved the way u tried to see the lighter side of the whole thing.... awesome.. let me get into ur league.. i havnt had a love life at all!!! :P

Anonymous said...

** My mum says I'd be married to my car and closet forever. **

aww of course not!! ^_^
... ur gettin' wild or what? ^_^ seems ur in wateva-saurus mode right now hehe hilarious one lol!!

u have so much knowledge on this !! i saw that wombat on tv last time ... ^_^

hows u dear? did u listen to the song? muaahh!

tc... hugss!!

Parag said...

Talking about your sex life and comparing with animals.. interesting blog.. Hope you move sson from the extinct Dinosaurs to Rabbits!!

Has to be me said...

Hiya....seems like I've missed on all ur lovely posts! Not 2 worry I caught up on all of them! The ghost one was quite scary! phew! And sure cant be w/o electricity! And r u sure the tulips actually took precedence over the hot men?! ;)
As regards this post, dun worry, take ur time in getting ur guy....cos once u get him, u r likely 2 be stuck with him fr the rest of ur life...so enjoy while u can with ALL of them!!! ;)))

Johnny B. Good said...

where have u disappeared?
margie has been asking for u

Anonymous said...

Reading thru this post was like watching sequels of Jurrassic park to Lost World in one go while sitting in some National Park.

Now come on Keshi, life is an ice-cream have it til l it last

Anonymous said...

My funda in life .... things happen when u least expect them to happen

SamY said...

** Just like wildlife protection is necesssary, Keshi's love-life protection is indeed required but it has no funds or organisations around it.

wildlife ain't concerned as to who / how many address their problems ... but I guess u'd be picky :p ... c ur more endangered than u thought u were

** Sometimes I do feel like I'm a rare species that's being oohed and ahhed at by a group of people on a safari

ain't that the case when ur @ a party :D

** When I do find a great guy, in the end it turns out to be that he was just hunting for my 'tusks' - leaves me feeling like an African Elephant

thatz an imminent problem when u hav gr8 tusks ;)

** I'm receiving alot of wedding invitations these days (most of the brides are younger than me) and usually I end up being the only Snow Leopard at these weddings

noo wonder ur feeling endangered

** ok guys, I'm cool, don't shower me with sympathies now pleeeeeease ;-)

plzzzzzzzz, if @ all we should show sympathy it should be for your guy, not u :p ... c'mon, imagine that pathetic soul having to put up with a nut who luv's booty shaking, pole dancing, god knows what other fantasies n fetish she has :D, n of course ur talk ... I can imagine how much u'd talk given to how much u blog :D ... "no" sympathies for NUTTY ... dun u feel a tad bit sympathy for the person who'd be ur guy? be honest

Suji said...

ROFL...too good Keshi. Just remember that the value of near extinct species is very high. :)

ghee-ghee said...

Heyyyy,Keshiiiiii!!!

love yah,love yah and love yah more!!
muahhhhh!

Im gonna stay here in your blog up to morning,hahaha!

NICK is telling you..

...and I love you
...and I feel you..

So humorous of you to compare yourself and your love life to bunch of animals,LOL!!

You know,those who wait longer,
could gain their blessings more,full,and bulking..Im sure that you could have a nice,cool guy in the future that can make you and your life turns into a bed of roses.

from your previous post:
re:If I could be a guy in one day:

I will treat a very beautiful and passionate girl named Keshi,and I`ll try to make her a princess and give her a perfect and words-cant-ever-express day in her life.

hug you tight like e BEAR!!LOL!

ghee

Eclipsed Thoughts said...

hmmm.... i almost missed this post... I DIDNOT!!! Yessss~!!!!

First thing... u do know a lot about animals... me impressed!

I dont really know about love-life or how things go... we once had a OSLA (one sided lovers' association) back in college and all those freaky guys were the members! Funny ha!!

I once upon a time had this fantasy of "prince charming in a white horse (a car or bike would also do)" coming to get me... hehe... i too was romantic once but later i realized i was in a vain search of platonic love... it somehow didnot existed... maybe it did.... i am still searching for it, maybe we both can do the search together!~

about your "proposals"... why dont you just go out for dinner and talk all rubbish... i mean freak them out with your KA attitude?? it would be a funny every evening! kiddin babes....

your bf stats is good eh?? why dont you take out those fossils from yoru mind and put them in a museum??? i am planning to do that in sometime... hehe...

anyways, no words.... chillax and enjoy being single, abnormal, freaky, free... after all life is to relax, enjoy, live and trust!!!

Huuggggggzzzzzzzzz

Jeevan said...

Hope will get a good news form u soon:) wish ur love-life will be Happy.

Anonymous said...

hey.... well... i wud say... best of luck....

niki yokota said...

hiiii keshi-chan!!
thank u million for ur help!!
i felt veery lost these couple days.. ^^
ur as dead as the Tyrannosaurus?? awwww dont worry!
im sure there are a lota men who want to be ur husband. they are juz shy to approach.
im also like Tyrannosaurus, but i enjoy love with virtual friend.
cheer up and have a happy friend!!
thanking u...

mommyof2 said...

Awwww… {{{{{ hhhuugggss}}}}}

You know diamonds are hard to find:-) so hang in there Keshi.. You will meet your prince soon who will swept u off ur feet;-)

mathew said...

wow..one ROTFL post after the previous scary one!! ;)

that was self-sarcasam of the best kind..

neways say "adacadabara" 5 times and your wishes be true!!! lol!!

saby said...

i meet the acceptance criteria
i qualify Margie



will u marry me ?
(if u cud have 2 hubbies)

Schrodingers cat said...

Whenever I am not in a relationship, I am happy and free like a Penguin tobogganing down the snow hill.

I love Penguins!

M.

La vida Loca said...

Behind this humor do I see pangs of lonliness?
All in a good time my friend :)
hugs

samuru999 said...

Glad you are ok Keshi.
I'll tell you why I was worried about you last night.
I had this dream about a week ago
in which my friend Mary that died(
in June)visited me....
and she told me someone I was close to was going to have something terrible happen to them.
The dream scared me...
so I put it out of my mind.
But,when you were not on your blog
last nite ( as you always are)
I thought something bad had happeened to you!
(like dying}
I made my poor hubby mad at me...
as I kept telling him "the dream
was a reality"
Now, I am taking him out to dinner...to make up for being "crackers"
as he put it!
I was so relieved this am...
when I you put more comments on
your blog!
Then I knew you were ok.
That damm dream had me a mess last
night!
I could not imagine a world without you though Keshi!

Hugggz!

Margie

Keshi said...

Guys duncha worry Im OK. Just that was a bit busy and wasnt feeling too well yday. I couldnt blog at all.

Margie MWAHHHHHHHH ty so much for all the concern and boy o boy, so much LOVE! Im stoked to nano Keshis LOL! HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ babez!

I'll be back soon with the comment-repiles. TY All!


Keshi.

indianangel said...

jeez! i thot suddenly something really bad happened! anyway cheer-up lady. I've never think abt any of this, no GF's no worries. Be a happy bachelor or a spinster!

saby said...

SHIT
i tot dat was alvida
i tot all u guys wud drop in at my place now


DAMN !

saby said...

geeez
Mathew looks like a thug

Anonymous said...

hey Keshi,

My first time on your blog and hey I really liked this post of urs. Its hilarious.

saby said...

janice was friendly with a guy on the net
she was tinking of marrying the malayali sonovabitch

meanwhile she gott a proposal from her folks

she sought my advice
i told her dont trust net guys

she lissened and lived happily after until she died i tink


but there are exceptions to the rule

i met the sweetest girl on the planet on the net

and i was rong about the malayali guy

saby said...

Loa Naissus gott a poor sense of humour

The Phosgene Kid said...

Hard to believe a total babe like you has trouble finding love. I wouldn’t sweat it too much, as the old saying goes “a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.” Hang in there.

Anonymous said...

yep.. happy to bring the dolphin back... I like wild life a lot [scary or otherwise ;) ]

samuru999 said...

saby
Now what would I do with two hubbies?
You meet the acceptance criteria..
and qualify...I'm impressed!
And, I will keep dropping into
your place!

Margie

Grey Shades said...

:)) Not meaning to sound offensive but maybe you've been getting in and out of relationships too fast...

saby said...

An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on
business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of
security for the loan, so the Indian man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to 15.41.The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely,but
we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000"

The Indian replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for
two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'"

Ah, the mind of the Indian

Keshi said...

Pradeep our club might have alot of members - it seems like it LOL!


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REBEL ur it. ty for joining us LOL!

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Mona tnxxx but this post isnt really abt wildlife ROFL!

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Saby hello!


**all the proposals she gets are from married nen and the les crowd

yeah cos men r such a polygamous species :)
Na I didnt receive any les proposals so u can take it bakk duhhhh!


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Deipzzz HUGGGGGGGGGGGGZ n WB! omg I've been missin ya alot! I know I should have dropped by to check on ya but cos u said u were stopping for a while I just left...awww so nice to have u bakk.

And I've been alrite..as u can see I've been yakking like there's no tomorrow :) And urself?

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Ganesh hello!

**I lost my virginity long back, but I think it's coming back now

ROFL!

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WC Utkarsh n ty!

ur spot on abt that :):)

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Jay hows u?

**you can't have one online.

good idea :)

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Cari Im glad u do LOL ty!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

Tre awww thats such a sweet thing to say HUGGGGGGGGZ!

**Don't know where the current might take us, but the ride would be unforgettable

oyeahh we can flow in style for sure ;-)

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Priya thats true.


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Miranda good friends is all I can 'rely' upon too ty sweety!

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Margie HUGGGGGGZ! Ty so much for being so concerned. I was not here for 1 day and u were so worried. I felt so loved n cared for by all ur msgs. TY and I love ya!


**you don't need a boy!

thats so true. I really dun. Cos Im quite happy the way I am.

**Is he at a zoo

lol cute. Could be na :):) Maybe he's at a wild-life park eating his mommma's sandwiches?

heyy lovely verse there for me. it takes a wonderful n warm heart like u to write poems for others. I really appreciate that Margie MWAHHHHHHHH!

tc and be happy now that Im here :)

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Foodie hey ur spot on! Should not get married if ur not ready for it. But will I ever be? :):)

My mum loves that song and used to sing it for me awwwwww....

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Southy u deserve the best.


**let the cool and eligibles take their chances first...

lol okkkkk!

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Shionge u want me statistics na. SO here there r:

36-27-34

lol ok Im kidding :)

tnxx so much for being such a concerned friend. HUGGGGGGZ!

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Fleiger cos men r not always gentle hehehehe.

** After all, one dinosaur did not comprise the species

:):) ok.

Ghostess might meet ya but wut if she's a killer LOL!

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Bev that was so sweet, ty n huggggggggggggggz! Beautiful!

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Purnima I didnt know both our love-lifes had a blue whale streak to it. Awwww HUGGGGGGGGZ! It'll be alrite. Now try saying that to me LOL!

**i will give this whole search another frikking month.. if it doesnt happen im turning les.

HAHAHAHAHA sooo funny!


**PDA monger

I got ya I think...did u mean Publicly-Displaying-Affection mongers? lolz!


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Hazel awwwwwwwww HUGGGGGGGGGZ! Looks like we have alot of members in this Extinct club now. LOL Im sorry but Im happy too :)

My passion now not only has cobwebs, it's got it's spiders leaving too!


Keshi.

saby said...

Never ever marry a catlik guy
he will give u a football team


u see catliks dont condom
Abraham was prepared to sacrifice his only son in an offering to God

God was so goddam pleased
he blessed Abraham

INCREASE AND MULTIPLY AND FILL THE EARTH


the dumb POPE tot dis was a commandment

so no condoms

saby said...

all guys love pussy
but when JAY does



Oh Lord!

saby said...

, all u guys have a beeg bang dis diwali,


i always wish weeks in advance
when u r 56 u cant be too sure u will be around then

Keshi said...

Punjabi_Car_Freak lol ur cute!

**IT was YOU!!!!!

awwwwww HUGGGGGGGGGZ! 19? hmmmm still a teenager :)


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WW I know u care alot abt me and that each n every word u say here is out of genuine affection for me. ty so much n HUGGGGGGGGGGGGZ ur sooo sweet! Ur the big bro I never had. Im so glad I found ya.


**Bloggers are real people typing on a computer keyboard. They have real feelings and thoughts, true.

I know awww...I didnt mean they r just IDs. What I meant by that is that the guys I meet in blogs seem real nice! Really cool and prolly some of the best guys on Earth. So why cant I meer similar guys in real? thats what I meant.

Ur right abt extinction. I mean if I say so, it will be so. tnxx for making me realise it. HUGGGGGGGGGGGGZ WW!

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Sunil wut d u mean by moving inside?

tnxxx anways! :)

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Dumbdodi awwwww u made me cry with ur answer HUGGGGGGGGGGGGZ babez!

**I would ask you on a date :-) and I hope you would say yes...

thats such a sweet thing to say. One of the sweetest! I feel honored u said that. MNAHHHHHH!

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Niti HUGGGGGGGGGZ! Where have ya been? I MISSED U!

lol Im glad u liked this post. And I must learn to get rid of guys from u hahahaha! So cute. And ur always spot on, ty sweety!

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Autumn ty! :)

yes I enjoy the chases for sure. Have a good one!

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Raghav laugh all u can cos Im laughing too LOL!

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Starry aww TY!

**. I think he is just around the corner, dont hide you have to be visible for a hunter to get its prey.


I know wut u mean. I think I hide or dash alot when potential hunters lurk ard. I've got issues. Anyways ty :)

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AB tnxxx so much for the tips, ur soo sweet!

Its not like I dun go out or anything. It seems the necessity to have someone in my life is dead already. That scares me sometimes.

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KK ok lets hope I meet that Blue-tongue lizard some day soon then. :) ty!


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Saffy hugggggggggggz! :):)


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Mich WB awwww ur gone already :(


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Viv lolz Im glad u could indetify with this.

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Blessed ty HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZ sweety! awwww...

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Hello Silvara!

**it still feels like my love life is close to extinction :

lol cmon u DO have a life life sweety!


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Scribblez heyy HUGGGGGGGGGZ! No worries at all abt missing some posts. I know ur busy sweety.

** BTW, do you know wht kind of meal you want when u r indeed in one such protection schedule?

LOL how abt a luxury buffet 24/7? and some vegemite toast for brekky plzz.


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Deepsat I so hope that man is not in total extinction already. tnxx anyways :):)

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Aditi heyy!

** or do they come outta hibernation with a growl?

hehe GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I suppose!

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Lera hey that was sooo sweet ty n HUGGGGGGGGGGGGZ!

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Deepa then u can join our club. Endangered Bloggers Club that is :)


**u really saw a ghost ? for real ??

yes Deepz! I really really did. I wont lie, I mean why wud I? My mum and sis saw her too!!

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Desperado I love animals too much. Thats why Im ashamed sometimes that Im a non-veg. I really do feel bad sometimes.

**dont worry many cute "animals" will come ur way

hehe cute animals like ya? ;-)


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lol Uttsy u hope that our club will be in extinction some day...aww wut a meanie in a georgette saree!


**ITS ALL IN THE(fucking)MIND

FUCKING right so I better FUCKIN move ha? LOL!


ty sweety huggggggggz! Ur not joining my club? awwwwwww...SOBBBBBBBBBBZ!

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Ish mwahhhhhhh n hugggggggz! Get better soon sweety...gosh I have been missing u alot :(


**but at the back of my mind some serious thots kept nagging me

wut wut tell me plzzzzzz...plzzzzzzz....

:*(

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Prithz heyyy!

**.. let me get into ur league.. i havnt had a love life at all!!!

LOL aww HUGGGGGZ WC aboard! :):)


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Kath heyy tnxxx! :)

**seems ur in wateva-saurus mode right now

LOL!

no I never got time to listen to that song yet. I will do so in teh weekend. I've been so busy both at work and at home.

ty babez n hugggggggggggz!


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Parag and I can buy rabbit food...its available :)

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Has_To_Be_Me tnxxxxx!

**u r likely 2 be stuck with him fr the rest of ur life...so enjoy while u can with ALL of them

lol ok thats some good advice :):)

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Johnny I've been shopping hehehe.


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Tarun ty!

Im having Rum-n-raisin today ;-)

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lol Samy ty for ur very funny comemnts!

** u feel a tad bit sympathy for the person who'd be ur guy?

ok ok alrite...I do feel sorry for him. Not cos he has to put up with me but cos he will be forced to put up with himself sometimes :)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Suji hey tnxxx dear!

**that the value of near extinct species is very high

yeah I know. but wuts good abt that value if they r in extinct :(


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Ghee Im so glad that ur happy. HUGGGGGGGGGGZ sweety :)

Nick just got a divorce so no wonder he's saying all that to me hehe.


** will treat a very beautiful and passionate girl named Keshi,and I`ll try to make her a princess and give her a perfect and words-cant-ever-express day in her life.

awwwwwww so sweet!!! ty so much. I'd be the luckiest girl on Earth then. HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ Ghee have a good one!

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KAP ur life is alot like mine. No wonder we hit it off straight.

lol @OSLA


** why dont you just go out for dinner and talk all rubbish... i mean freak them out with your KA attitude??

haha I should do that ha. tnxxx for the tip.

anyways we can do the search together then...that wud be so much FUN.

ty n hugggggggggz mah sweet KAP!

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Jeevan ty so much!


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Its_Me ty :)


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Niki hey hugggggggz!

**im also like Tyrannosaurus, but i enjoy love with virtual friend.

lol u sound so cute when u said that.

ty sweety n TC.

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Mommyof2 I'd hope so too, TY!

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Matty heyy ty :)

ABRACADABRA keep me single x 5!

LOL I know Im bad.

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Schrodingerzz hey!

**free like a Penguin tobogganing down the snow hill.

yep very liberating isnt it!

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LavIda heyyy!

**Behind this humor do I see pangs of lonliness?

of course. Havent u seen a tear in a clown's face?

HUGGGGGZ sweety!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

IndianAngel heyy!

** Be a happy bachelor or a spinster!

I think thats great advice ty :)

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Loa_Naissus WC n ty!


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Saby u knew Janice for how long?


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Phos I may be a total babe but it seems like total hunks r scarce LOL!

**a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle

hehe I love that one - TY sir!


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Sojourner I hope u like Stingrays too then ;-)


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Grey_Shades I know u didnt wanna sound offensive but it was...LOL!

**maybe you've been getting in and out of relationships too fast...

no ways mate...:):) ok let me tell u my partner history. 4 serious BFs so far. And Im not just outta high school ROFL!



and Hallelujah I've reached the end of commets! :):)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Saby heyy!

**he will give u a football team

ROFL hahahahahahahahahaha!


ur 56 and u think u have less time? Ur dumb or what. Death doesnt see age. I may go b4 u ... who knows.


Happy Diwali to ya Saby! HUGGGGGGGGZ!


Keshi.

punjabi~car~freak! said...

hmmm teenagers can rock Keshi

we are the only ones who are still left with attitude

southpaw said...

Loved saby's idea of wishing in advance, go and wish mich on my page on her bday...:)

Kalpana said...

Marry the guy when u feel for him and when ur heart says he is ur perfect match. So, just think thru heart.

Jewel Rays said...

A uniquely written post. Never came across this kinda writing style before. And T-REX sure is hot lady.!!!:) He turns you on eh..;

Hmm..Is it mere concidence?I happened to type a post out this morning along this lines but decided to not post it . And i don't really know why..

For one thing, I think i can understand and feel through ya post somewhat. I don't think your love-life is in extinction sweets..:) I just think maybe it needs some more time before your eyes can spot the man out and allow him to swiftly sweep ya feet up.;)

Cheers! You are such a sweetheart! it would be their loss if they miss you out!

*HUGS*

desperado said...

who else can be more cute than me....;)

Anonymous said...

Sensible... good post... my congrats.....

Anonymous said...

Ah well... they are just animals.. accidents are part of the conservation effort :)... ppl trying to help get hurt.. it happens.. But yeah.. I like sting rays too:)... they are amazing.

Kavi said...

Looks like trouble territory ! The disclaimer of it being in humour twists the tale further Kesh ! :)

Brood Mode said...

cynical?

amitsinha said...

hey keshi ! ur love life seems to be in extinction. and my seems to be starting I hope. at the age of 26.5 I think i am falling in love with a girl really and seriously. I know its late , but I should not have a regret in my life that i never fell in serious love with anyone in my life. best of luk to you...nd pray for me..soon I am going to propose her.

AnonymousBlogger said...

If the necessity to have a boyfriend is not there, then it's not there. I don't know if that's necessarily a bad thing. Trying to find one if you're heart or head aren't in it, won't be too sucessful.

But maybe you'll meet a guy, and get to know him, and slowly over time fall in love with him. Maybe you don't think you need a BF now, but when you find the right guy, you'll know you've found "him".

Anonymous said...

Fleiger cos men r not always gentle hehehehe.
Aah, is that so?

Ghostess might meet ya but wut if she's a killer LOL!
Killer looks? No probs... looking to kill me? big problem...

And don't worry, the "ageless beauty" will always get a good boy she likes ;)

Eclipsed Thoughts said...

***haha I should do that ha. tnxxx for the tip.

And dont forget the use of Mr Nokia at that moment... i would love to see expressions!! haha...

Anonymous said...

Elaine: said...

one more thing that is extinct is great men! you need to add that in your list.

i like pandas but in real they don't look cute :P


@ Elaine:
Cometh the hour,cometh the Men

Jim said...

i wish u had stayed away a while longer

Margie was worried sick
she used to drop by my blog looking for u

and while sending huggs to u
she hugged me too

the sunflower said...

lol keshi... what a 'wildlife' you have!!

* The Cynical Consultant said...

Ahahaha !!!
This sounds very very familiar, albeit Louuve life is not extinct ... but with ex gf, i'm sure its wrong.. !@%@!%^

Why do i think ur favourite book is Jurassic Park :)

Akshay said...

heheh.. join the boat keshi...

Anonymous said...

rofl...wat was this?lol...animals and dino's:p...hhehehe, umn...wat can I say? like U I dress for myself too:) and hell with the men girl! who needs them anyway:) and can U believe it when my mum says that I need to go out more often and meet 'people'?:) heheh....and even dad said that today! christ! now even my parents are gettin worried for me and I am only 21!!! okay Keshi,we will ride the boat together then:)and yea, sincerely hoping ur find ur Tiger or watever animal u desire:p

Anonymous said...

is it Tyrannosaurus Rex or Tyrantwanting Sex? :P
couldnt go thro the whole post due to time constraint.. but will be back soon i hope

the pics are nice .. esp the panda one

have a nice weekend.. :)

Anonymous said...

151 posts since Oct '05? Great, you are my role-model in blogging...

Anonymous said...

" Potential partners only exist in the past/movies/blogs and is as rare as spotting a Giant Panda on any Tuesday"

this line jsut struk me!

its been quite sometime...i know i ve missed commenting on few blogs!

Hows you ?


regs

coolvir said...

Mine haven't even taken birth yet.....but don't tell anyone..ok...LLOLzz

Homo Escapeons said...

Ooh la la keshy!
That was a very funny way of looking at it!
Endangered species eh?
Let me try using a car as the metaphor....because this was a little racy..hee hee

There is nothing wrong with idling and keeping your engine warm instead of spinning your tires in the sand.
Sometimes it is frustrating to wait for the light to turn green. I know that you'd like to change gears and lay some rubber..
but don't jump the gun..you don't want to get 'penalized' if you can avoid it!

Just make sure that you check your oil once and a while and keep your engine purring.
Sooner or later you'll be off to the races with four on the floor and you'll be lapping the guy behind you.
OK I gotta stop...HA..besides you aussies drive on the WRONG frickin'side of the road anyway!

Here I'll play ya Frankie Goes To Hollywood..
Relax don't do it....
or QUEEN,
I'm in love with my car.

muah! great post kesharooski.

How do we know said...

wow.. that was hilarious!! reminds me of my favorite Murphy's law on men:
1. All the good ones are taken.
2. If someone is not taken, there is a reason.

There are ppl who might go into royal depression at this stage, but i love the way you put it!!

Dawn....सेहर said...

Dear...sis, sometimes its one wrong thing that happens and then we assume the next will be also kinda same or so...! So dont give up thats all I will say....I have seen miracles happening..believe me!!!
and my best wishes to my dear sis...with lots of hugggggggz
cheer up dear

Sugababee said...

lol funny post Kesh...
hang in there... in due time;)

tulipspeaks said...

sorry i've been ignoring ur viva alot. been occupied with tonnes of work as Deepavali is next week. work in sense of shopping for clothes, decors, cooking utensils etc :P now, making final preparations. won't be blogging till after Deepavali. Hope u'll enjoy the festival this year.

Happy Deepavali in advance.

Hugsss


=ammu=

Neers said...

whoa!!! and i thought... am the only one!!! :p

alex said...

rotfl......:):):)

awesome buddy!

Kautilya said...

babe.. I am back widda bang!

Neers said...

hey... hope you had a rocking weekend!!

Strictly for my friends said...

Hold on there! My love life seems to resemble yours! LOL! You're right...we are rather similar, arent we? :)

But never give up hope, that's the motto!

Pallavi said...

hmmm..:)

Keshi said...

hey Punjabi_Car_Freak u rock for sure!

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Southy heyyy hows u? Hope all is ok over there.

**Loved saby's idea of wishing in advance, go and wish mich on my page on her bday...

oh is it her bday? let me arrive there soon :) ty!

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Kalpana hello!


**So, just think thru heart.

I did that coupla times Kalpana...but it seemed like I was the only one thinking thru my heart each time.

anyways tnxx sweety! I guess when the right guy comes along, we both will think thru our hearts.

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Amy heyy hugggggggz sweety!


**And T-REX sure is hot lady.!!!:) He turns you on eh..;

lol yes hahaha!


**but decided to not post it . And i don't really know why..

heyyy how come?? Im sure its good..so just post it na...


**I just think maybe it needs some more time before your eyes can spot the man out and allow him to swiftly sweep ya feet up.;)

I think ur spot on there, tnxx for making me believe in my love-life :)


**Cheers! You are such a sweetheart! it would be their loss if they miss you out!

awwwwww thats such a beautiful thing to say. Same goes to u babe. How can guys miss out on someone like u! HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZ!

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Desperado ofcourse u r the CUTEST! HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZ!!
:)

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Sreejith_Kumar WC n tnxxx!


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G'day Sojourner!

**ppl trying to help get hurt.. it happens..

aha :)


**But yeah.. I like sting rays too:)... they are amazing.

ofcourse. tho a stingray took our dearest Stevo's life, stingrays r amazing sea-creatures.

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Hello Kavi hows u?

**Looks like trouble territory ! The disclaimer of it being in humour twists the tale further Kesh ! :)

lol!

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Brood_Mode hiiii hows u sweety?

**cynical?

perhaps Broody, perhaps ;-)

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Amit_Sinha heyyy!


**hey keshi ! ur love life seems to be in extinction.

great tnxx for emphasizing that lol!


**best of luk to you...nd pray for me..soon I am going to propose her.

awww thats really nice! Hey ALL THE BEST and I will pray for ya Amit! TC n do keep us posted abt it ok?? tnxxx!

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G'day AB!

**If the necessity to have a boyfriend is not there, then it's not there.

I think this is my problem...cos Im just care-free and it doesnt really bother me that Im single. Im just ok as I am but sometimes it gets to me and then I come n whinge abt it lol!


**Maybe you don't think you need a BF now, but when you find the right guy, you'll know you've found "him".

I think thats what it is. Lets wait n see ha. TY AB!

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Fleiger helloooo :)

yeah men r sometimes mean...btw my dad was THE BEST, THE MOST GENTLE MAN on Earth hehehe.


**Killer looks? No probs... looking to kill me? big problem...

LOL!


**And don't worry, the "ageless beauty" will always get a good boy she likes ;)

ofcourse ;-)
ty PHLEGER!

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Salutations KAP! :)


**And dont forget the use of Mr Nokia at that moment... i would love to see expressions!! haha...

LOL hahahahahaha will do so then!

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Tarun having a go at Elaine ha, lol good luck to both!


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Jim hello!

**and while sending huggs to u
she hugged me too

ur such a blockbuster flirt of a Jim!

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Sunflower heyyyy!

**what a 'wildlife' you have!!

Wild and crazy ha :):) Maybe I shoul dmarry Tarzan.

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The_Cynical_Consultant WC n tnxxx!


**Why do i think ur favourite book is Jurassic Park

lol na...I just love that movie. And when I was lil, I was fascinated by the dinosaurs that once existed. :):)

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Akshay hi hows u?

**heheh.. join the boat keshi...

join the sanctuary u mean? LOL!

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Yashita sweety hows u?


**rofl...wat was this?

lol my love-life, wut else?


**now even my parents are gettin worried for me and I am only 21!!!

lol omg n ur parents want u to find someone NOW?


**okay Keshi,we will ride the boat together then:)and yea, sincerely hoping ur find ur Tiger or watever animal u desire:p

and I hope we both find our baboons soon :) tnxxx Yash!

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Sudeeeeeeeeep! Hey where were ya? WB I missed u man!

**is it Tyrannosaurus Rex or Tyrantwanting Sex? :P

huhhhh? Wuts Tyrantwanting Sex btw? plz explain, now that u have blurted it out. :):)


**the pics are nice .. esp the panda one

aha ty Sudeep!

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Hi again Fleiger!

**151 posts since Oct '05? Great, you are my role-model in blogging...

I started blogging in Oct '04 and I think I have abt 270+ posts now :) tnxxx Phlegg!

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White_Forest hey Im well ty n urself?

hehe so true na? :):) tnxxx!

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Coolvir heyy!

**Mine haven't even taken birth yet.....

ROFL! shhhhhhhhhhh hahahahaha! :):)

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G'day HE!


**There is nothing wrong with idling and keeping your engine warm instead of spinning your tires in the sand.

lol okkk HE!


**but don't jump the gun..you don't want to get 'penalized' if you can avoid it!

aha so true!


**Just make sure that you check your oil once and a while and keep your engine purring.

ahemm this sounds a bit dirty LOL!


**Sooner or later you'll be off to the races with four on the floor and you'll be lapping the guy behind you.

ROFL! This was too graphic mate!


**OK I gotta stop...HA..besides you aussies drive on the WRONG frickin'side of the road anyway!

Na na it's u Canucks and Yanks who drive on the bloody wrong side of the road lol, not us!


**Here I'll play ya Frankie Goes To Hollywood..
Relax don't do it....

awwww nice one!


**or QUEEN,
I'm in love with my car.

Im in love with my car too and Im in love with Freddie! awww tnxx mate!


**muah! great post kesharooski.

first time u MWAHed me :) and kesharooski makes me feel like Im Rasputin's GF ;-) ty n huggggggz matey!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

How_do_we_know WC n tnxxx!


**1. All the good ones are taken.

aha aha.


**2. If someone is not taken, there is a reason.

and that wud be? I mean in my case it must be cos Im a major nut.


**There are ppl who might go into royal depression at this stage, but i love the way you put it!!

hehe yep. ty!

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Dawny mwahhhhhhh!

**So dont give up thats all I will say....I have seen miracles happening..believe me!!!

awww ur so encouraging sis, ty n hugggggz! yes we should all have hope. Ur soo sweet!


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Sugababee helooo!

**hang in there... in due time;)

As long as I have some 'suga' ard me, I dun need men to make me happy. ty n HUGGGGGZ babez!

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Ammuuuuu mwahhhhhh!

**work in sense of shopping for clothes, decors, cooking utensils etc :P

exciting times ha! Great Amu.


**now, making final preparations. won't be blogging till after Deepavali.

awww :*( I might not be here straight after Deepavali. Will let u know why later on.


**Happy Deepavali in advance.

HAPPY DEEPAVALI TO MY AMU! Hugggggggggggz sweety enjoy the good times!

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Neers hello sweety!

**whoa!!! and i thought... am the only one!!! :p

awwww I thought u have a BF??


and yeah I had a FULL weekend, ty :)

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Alex :):) ty!

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Kautilya heyyyyyyy WB! Glad to have ya bakkk.

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Strictly_for_my_friends lol join our club for Endangered Bloggers then...hehehehe.


**But never give up hope, that's the motto!

;-)

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Pallavi :)



Keshi.

southpaw said...

Everything's ok,thanks for checking!

Jewel Rays said...

Heyz Keshi....*smiles*

awwwwww thats such a beautiful thing to say. Same goes to u babe. How can guys miss out on someone like u! HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZ!

:) Thanks Keshi. Thats Encouraging lady *smiles* But somehow...all the wrong ones seems to be coming and the one who is suppose to be coming seems to be fighting his battles somewhere else...Where art thou my Knight And shining armour?? Andi really wonder what would it be like when he finally arrive? hhehehee can't help but feel blushy!!!...:P

*hugz* Keshi!

Ash said...

Hilarious :-)

Sunita said...

My love life will never flourish as long as the bigman is around....he he he he

Anonymous said...

hahha, ur love life and mine look very similar:p heheh...and yea! my parents are wondering if their daughter is 'alright' coz she doesn't seem much interested in men!:p hehhee, and yea! amen to that eh?;)



hey btw, I can't comment on the latest post...I am getting a 404 error...dunno why, tried many times...have u deleted it or wat?

Ghost Particle said...

hey stranger...how are ya?

Keshi said...

Southy great ;-)

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Amy hello sweety!

**and the one who is suppose to be coming seems to be fighting his battles somewhere else.

that really made me think. Yeah he must be battling his own battle to get to ya...wow!

good luck with everything Amy! A girl as sweet as u r will never be out of love for too long. Im so sure of that ;-)


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Ash tnxx!


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LOL Sunita! He beats em up ha?



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Yash :) well u have lots of time sweety.

I dunno wut that error is??


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Ghosty hellooooooo :) Im well n u?


Keshi.

Neers said...

heyyy Kesh... the above post on revenge so... like what i think... and keep telling people... and yet... umm, am unable to comment on that post :(

Keshi said...

Hey Neers u can comment now. There was some problem b4, sorry.

tnxxxx!


Keshi.

Twisted DNA said...

Awesome. It's quite creative to compare with exotic animals. I don't even know half the animals. Are you a regular at the zoo or something? ;)

You have a nice sense of humor too. (Grr, another humor blog for me to compete with)

"Therefore do I even have to tell you about my rather invisible sex-life?"
Welcome to the club :P

na said...

sex lives are overated! Even the best of them. It's something to pass the time between good food and laughs.

<3

smiley said...

http://asmileforfree.blogspot.com/2006/01/it-looks-like-shes-been-waiting-for.html

no offense meant, check it out :)

Keshi said...

LOL Twisted_DNA dun u know that my address is cage 12, Taronga Zoo, Manly NSW Australia :):)

**Welcome to the club

HUH? I thought u were married???


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Artizen_Flair WC n tnxxx!

**It's something to pass the time between good food and laughs

lol so true :):)


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Smiley tnxx will do :)




Keshi.

Twisted DNA said...

"HUH? I thought u were married???"
And your point is?`

Keshi said...

**And your point is?`

hehe and my point is that married ppl have sex :)

Keshi.

Kumar Chetan said...

Ms Keshi,
Kindly consider this notice as a warning. As a a member of Lonely Hearts Club you are not supposed to expose your emotions to public. The clause "X" of Adgenda "Y" of our constitution. The part Z of the adgenda says, "Thy shall always mock the doubles and help singles." The Society for Animal Protection has approached me and asked for the explaination for using names of some of extinct specis without geting a written permission. Kindly explain your behaviours.
Regards,
Kumar
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PS: I am alone coz I dont like the idea of some one else controlling my life.

Keshi said...

LOL cute one Kumar!

Keshi.

Neha said...

Awww babe...u made this post sound like......ummmmm...well...note the comparision only and not what is being compared....like movies like exorsist, evil dead etc being shown in scarry movies...

Keshi said...

lol Neha!

Keshi.

Known Stranger said...

wow a good hindi song in page. good : - remembering a saying from actor khamalahasan " Crack nut also he is" eccentric scorpio

" With out pain there is no gain"
" when one love is lost - it is not the end of love fare. You will find again when you find another one - the andrelina will segregate and you will find the bed for another passionate love making - if it is lost yet again the gardern will blossom" - i heard this when he was interviewed in Fm radia - ofcourse he has a style of tamil language - in tamil language what he said was poetic.

Keshi said...

KS I like Kamal Hassan!

Keshi.