Thursday, September 8

Gardening Tips...

I'm not much of a gardener myself but lately I developed a strong interest in maintaining it to provide a little bit of sparkle to myself and to everyone around me. Now, have you stepped into your garden lately? If not this is the time for you to check it out, the careless way in which it may be growing and the weeds that may have deep-rooted themselves destroying the health and beauty of it all. I came up with some gardening tips for myself and for you, lets hope it helps all of us in some way.

Keep the plant of Ego pruned every so often. You must have this plant but you shouldn’t allow it’s branches to grow too long that it prevents the sun from reaching the plant of Selflessness. Water the plant of Selflessness every now and then, so that it grows healthy enough to sway it’s branches giving some cool breeze to the plant of Generosity. Feed the plant of Generosity with enough nutrients so that it won’t be malnourished by staying hungry for too long. Have those merry garden gnomes to excite the plant of Humor. Relocate the plant of Greed to a dry corner so that it will just survive with nearly no effort. Next to it, place the plant of Conscience so that they can talk often to each other. Check the plant of Conscience every now and then so that you know it’s in good shape. Make sure the plant of Honesty grows in full strength so that it shadows the plant of Deceitfulness. Keep the plant of Deceitfulness in the dark so that the plants of Loyalty and Faithfulness can get a bigger share of sunshine. Build a pond of tranquil waters to keep the plant of Humbleness always damp and alive. Trim the branches of the plants of Jealousy and Envy as soon as they start to grow too thick. Have stones and rocks as solid friends for the plant of Strength. Bud the plants of Friendliness and Kindness so they bloom happily together. Let some grass grow to retain your plant of Originality. Cultivate the plant of Peace close to your window. Install tiny garden lights to cast brightness to the plant of Despair. Wean the plant of Foolishness off the walls. Bring down the plant of Pride to a moderate height from where it used to hang. Take the bugs off the plants of Hope and Dreams and let them grow without others throwing obstacles. Grow some Cactus that add to the variety of the garden, that may also help slow down the plant of Prejudice. Nurture the plants of Care and Beauty by using the best fertilizer you can find. Let the plant of Expectations grow without much care. Use a scarecrow to shoo away the pesky birds that chatter nonsense and attempt to ruin your plant of Courage. Move the plant of Hatred in to the wilderness so that insects will diminish it's life. From the wilderness bring the plant of Love back in to your garden, because it’s time for it to start living and growing again. Once these tips are taken into consideration and adopted into your daily gardening routine, you will have a new plant growing there soon…the plant of Bliss. Immerse in the Lotus-like flower of Serenity and the Mango-like fruit of Contentment that this plant of Bliss brings to your garden of life.

155 Cranium Signets:

Anonymous said...

me first yay!

Justin Thyme said...

Beautiful!

Justin Thyme said...
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Justin Thyme said...

(damn... nv beat me by a fraction of a second...)

Anonymous said...

Did you write this??:O

jeez its awesomely written mate.

Anonymous said...

mwahahahaha justin

Keshi said...

ofcourse I wrote it NV....why?

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Thanks Justin but I really wanna see if any of u can give ME some gardening tips too :)

Keshi.

firacub said...

If yawl need help in Cactus cultivation then please contact me... :)))))

Hey Keshu.. Awesome post mate.. Really cool.. As usual a treat for the mind. Keep it up..


Peace,
Firacub.

firacub said...

n ya keshu, i wanna ask one thing. Do ya use msn messenger???? do let me know.. If possible then do log in cos I'm able to use MSN these days. I will watch ur blog for your reply.. :))))))))))


Peace,
Firacub.

Keshi said...

Treat for the mind and the senses na Fira, thanks :)

Why u and Cactus Fira? d u have a garden of Cactus? hehehe...

btw d u have any more gardening tips?

I dun log on yahoo much anymore...I do very rarely, cos I dun have time nor the will for it anymore...i.o.w. Im bored with it :)

Keshi.

Ar Ar Ar Arrrrr said...

12th not bad

Ar Ar Ar Arrrrr said...

Keep the plant of Ego pruned every so often.
I think I shud cut down its branches a lil bit...coz I carry ego..though I dont display it, but when someone comments back, it hurts and then I go mad on myself :(

Feed the plant of Generosity with enough nutrients
Do I need to talk abuot Generosity myself?

excite the plant of Humor.
My blog is a forrest of bizarreness :)

plant of Greed
Now where is invinci who met some diamond merchants while travelling back home. Waiting for him to hand over few diamonds to me :)

Make sure the plant of Honesty grows in full strength so that it shadows the plant of Deceitfulness.
Just awesome sentence.....too good K000kie-piez!!

Let the plant of Expectations grow without much care.
Really??
wht if they are not met. Dont you think this will harm GENEROSITY, HUMBLENESS, STRNGTH, HOPE and maybe PEACE?

Boy, just wondering how can someone write such an amazing piece

Kewl one K000kie-piez
That was one master piece from ur side...
Take care :)

Keshi said...

Hey z000nie how's it going.

**I think I shud cut down its branches a lil bit..

LOL u cracked me up there...soooo cuttte trying to cut branches n all hehehe. From wut I know u dun have a harmless ego. Ego is necessary for success and stability of character. But it shouldnt be too much that it hurts others and harms u in the end.



**Do I need to talk abuot Generosity myself?

u r too friggin generous :) no need for u to improve on this at all. But I know alot of stingy buggers hehehe...



**Let the plant of Expectations grow without much care.

What I meant was let it not grow too much...w.o. care it wont grow too much na...that means we should not have too many expectations...


Keshi.

Anonymous said...

Kesh guess what??

AR Rehmans this Saturday wooooohooooo

I can't wait mate!!

firacub said...

awwwwwwww.... I thought we cud chat on MSN(n not yahoo!!!! wake up)

N the reason I choose cactus was that I identify myself with this plant. Its able to survive even in the most harsg weathers of life. The barren desert is its home. All its life it faces the scorching sun but yet survives everything thrown at it. It doesnt need much care nor much water. Just a few drops of love are enough. And those who try to harm the cactus, the thorns are there to welcome. N guess what.. its a proven fact, a scientist made a cactus plant shed its thorns because of his love and care that he had for that plant in his garden.

Love can change everything.. its the best ingredient in cultivation of life. Thats all........


Peace,
Firacub.

Keshi said...

wow NV Im going the following Sat...u can tell me if it was good...not that I'm gonna cancel it anyways no wayyyyyyyy!


Icy hey lol take it easy...n take ur time gal :)


Firaaaaaa! thats great u associate urself with such a sturdy plant...it really is a plant I admire too...grows all on it's own and so beautifully...

**And those who try to harm the cactus, the thorns are there to welcome

oooooo Im cho scared now :(


Keshi.

Keshi said...

LOL Icy read it carefully...it's not abt the plants u know...u'll be surprised...


Keshi.

Anonymous said...

Yeh that was so confusing, I was gona skip reading the post coz it said "gardening tips"

Luckily I didn't :)

firacub said...

awwww.... U r scared of me :(

Neways.. hurry n check your mailbox :))) **big toothy smile**


Peace,
Firacub.

Keshi said...

LOL gotcha NV that means u hardly read my posts...hehehe...


ok Fira I will :)

Keshi.

PuNeEt said...

Hold on babezzzzz
too fast

will read now

tulipspeaks said...

This is so beautifully written k000kie darling..soooooo beautiful till i got tears in my eyes now...

From the wilderness bring the plant of Love back in to your garden, because it’s time for it to start living and growing again.

Now i know why i couldn't grew the plant of Love in my garden..it is now full of weeds called Ego..and a plant called Selfishness which had been creeping around, till my plant of Strength couldn't live any longer..taking away my plant of Courage with it..

=am000nie-in-tears=

Anonymous said...

Now if i ask u how did u just came with such an awesome post u'll say that u don't need that comment...:) but fact of the matter is its an awesome post....

PuNeEt said...

First i was like...
what is this girl upto...
gardening tips...

but then... the girl's excellence was shown in the second para ;-)

awesome stuff babezzz

do u have copyrights to this...
coz i'm all set to copy paste... reformat the fonts and take a print out ;-)
hahahahhahaha

Impressed again ;-)

Cheers

(I've replied to ur prev post)

Keshi said...

hey Puneet :) take ur time.

am000nie mah babester...hey u put it in such a brilliant way...but I dun think u have that much ego...not the harmless one. All I see is u have full blooms from the plant of love, all the time...Im not just saying this for the sake of it, but I really see that in u...



South boredom and experience, brings out alot of creativity in me ;-) Thanks!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehe Puneet u can take it...no copyrights...just remember the lessons, thats all :)

Keshi.

Nupur said...

Whats going on here....?! The comments are rampant!! :D

Great post Keshi.... obviously you've put a lot of thought into this one.... I like all others was misled by the title. :)

Nicely done!

Keshi said...

Thansk Nupur...:) hehe wanted to take u all on a ride for a minute.


Keshi.

PuNeEt said...

that is choo chweet of u...
to remember the lessons i'm taking the print out ;-)
hahhahahaha

strawy said...

oooooooooooooooo la la , wat a garden , ummmmmmm can i have a garden like that and a gardner like keshu ??
ufff keshuuu how u write such nice posts , damnn u have some brainz lady ... lolzzz ... hugzzzzzz , nice post ... love ya babez

st000nie

Keshi said...

hehe Puneet no point just taking the printout home, u must read it n apply it every now n then :) TC.


hehe st000ni na c'mon not brains...just imagination used on my experience with life...hugggggggz sweety pie!

Keshi.

Sonia said...

:o) reminds me of that cookery lesson someone wrote.. a dash of mischeif, a dollop of love etc.

messys musings said...

me bak babezzzzzzzzz.. hows ya been???? m really busy these days so cant comment much... gimme a day or so to settle... laterzzzz thn :)... mished u loadssssss

Rupa (BNB) said...

wow beautifully written.. One more good one.

Michelle said...

amazingly put across

;)

tulipspeaks said...

All I see is u have full blooms from the plant of love, all the time...Im not just saying this for the sake of it, but I really see that in u...

Thank you sooo much baby..awww...i feel really good seeing these words from you..again, you brought tears to my eyes, for a different reason now :)

Love ya soooo much..muuaxxx and huggssss

=am000nie=

Justin Thyme said...

Hmmmmm... how about this, Kesh: make sure to grow your plant in a garden of diversity, as it will thrive in a wide ecosystem. But above all else, the gardener him/herself must at all times exercise patience because some plants won't grow as fast as we may want them to, so just continue to enrich the nurturing soil with all that will help your seedling grow. Mostly though, the life the garden takes is directly proportional to that of the gardener's - after all, we reep what we sow.

Ar Ar Ar Arrrrr said...

K000kie-masta is blog hopping :D
me leaving for home now..its already 10 mins late :)

catch you tomorw...and have a nice eve ahead

Greetz!!

Keshi said...

aww that was sweet Sonzz thanks!


m000nieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee mooooo-ahh! I moooosed ya cho mooooch! Thank God ur bakkk. Ok take ur time babes all that matters is ur bak :)


Thanks B&B n p000nie :)


Justinnnn that Was just awesome!
**garden of diversity

Thats so true...thats what this post shows..the diversity of our emotions n no matter how ever much we try we cant get rid of the negative emotions altogether...let em be there but grow the good ones and shadow the bad ones...

**we reep what we sow.

Spot on! Grow hatred n u will reap the fruit of misery...grow Love n u will reap the fruit of joy.
Thanks that was really good Justin.



z000nie hunksta going home :( awww....take good care n catch ya tom ok...HUGGGGGGZ!

Keshi.

Justin Thyme said...

** no matter how ever much we try we cant get rid of the negative emotions altogether...let em be there but grow the good ones and shadow the bad ones...

Except, negative emotions THRIVE in the shadows. It's the darkness, and not the light, that feeds them, allowing them to bury their roots deep into our hearts and our souls.

Grow them in the light, too, because ultimately it is not the emotion that is negative in and of itself, but what we do with it that makes it either positive or negative... anger, for example, is generally associated as being negative, but anger may fuel us to correct an injustice taking place in the world.

Again, it's all in how the gardener him/herself tends to it.

saurav said...

Taking my cue from ur gardening post I planted a rose sapling in my roof-top garden.....the first rose to blossom
will be yours......he he....

Prakash said...

Hi
Keshi..
I have tagged you....
I will come back later to read ur longgg post and comment.
Prakash

De.vile said...

Never did want to garden but I hear you are what your garden says. You the thorns, cactus and works.

Paul said...

We sure do agree about most things... So that must make you a very wise woman, ha ha...

My only disagreement with this post: In my experience, "contentment" doesn't grow from "bliss," if you basically mean something like "peace" and "happiness."

I think it's more like peace, in some significant degree, is a prerequisite for happiness. And if circumstances are irrevocably (even increasingly) and severely adverse enough, happiness becomes impossible. Not being psychologically gloomy here, just talking about enough physical pain and incapacity to cause one to lose the things that give us joy.

But peace is still there.

Pallavi said...

Keshi u are on a roll!!!!!!!!!

Kroopa Shah (Kr00pz) said...

That was beautiful!!

Jim said...

all plants need manure to grow
or crap !

Jim said...

dat justifies Justines comments

Unknown said...

it's so beautifully written
first para put a question Gardening tips?????
second para awesome
so good thought regarding human nature's development

it's key for building up my behvior too
it's too nice post keshi

bye
take care

Keshi said...

**Except, negative emotions THRIVE in the shadows.

yep true...but what I meant in was in gardening point of view :) to keep em in the dark...depreive em of sunshine...


**anger, for example, is generally associated as being negative, but anger may fuel us to correct an injustice taking place in the world

True Justin...but too much anger can kill u or someone...thats why it should be left in the dark...not total darkness tho...give it enough light to keep u human and enough darkness to keep u from being animal.

:):) thanks!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Avik
**I planted a rose sapling in my roof-top garden.....the first rose to blossom will be yours..

awww thats such a charming thing to say Avik...huggggggggz! I can smell the blooms already :)



Prakash thanks catch u later mate.


Divya thanks hunny :)


Chikka...
**I hear you are what your garden says.

yep true..just like u r what u eat :)



Paul :)
**So that must make you a very wise woman

HAHAHA it sure does ;-)
great minds think alike na..hehehe.

** enough physical pain and incapacity to cause one to lose the things that give us joy..

true I agree...too much pain makes u lose the things that give u joy...very correctly said there. But we must try until we can...



Pallavi sweety I didnt get that...plz explain :)



Reva Hi WC to my blog and thanks!
**So many plants in the garden of life, who's got the time to nuture them in the right way

true most of us dun have time...but we must make time to maintain out garden of emotions just like we make time for work and TV :)



Kroopz thanks dear.


Jim lol I think I did mention fertilizer for care and beatuy :)



Nitika how r ya :)
**it's key for building up my behvior too

Thats one of the best things I heard today...it makes me happy when someone grasps something from my posts and apply it to their lives...thanks sweety.


Keshi.

Jim said...

enuff of Gardening and rose gardens,
and sugar and spice and all tings nice

i had a vision last nite
i saw the destroyer
the face of the Anti-Christ

He carried a Rambo like gun in one hand and a Bible in the other

http://jeemm.blogspot.com/2005/09/we-will-we-will-not-be-moved.html

Jim said...

me first yay!

, SHIT ! ,
Rohit, grow up

Jim said...

and i wont say
u too justine

i promised to be nice to dis child

Keshi said...

Rohit may have to grow 'up' Jim but how abt u grow 'down' ur jealousy?

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Btw its abt plants na..so yeah grow em or chop em :)

Keshi.

Jim said...

1967 Surveyor 5 launched; makes soft landing on Moon Sept 10


, they supposedly planted the USA flag on the moon,
a victory over the russians, the first guys on the moon


the flag was gloriously blowing in the wind

until an indian scientist pointed out
the moon has no wind, no air, no atmosphere

Keshi said...

wo wut r u trying to say here JIm, with regards to my post?

I wasnt talkin abt the moon na lol!

Keshi.

Jim said...

OK OK Kesh,
not relevant to dis post



but i just cudnt resist

wwww said...

I know nutz about gardening. I dont wish to scratch my hands with gardening tools etc and play witht he dirt.

*lol*

I am an indoor man.

Keshi said...

Jay it shows that u havent even read my post lol...u just went with the title...I used that title to see how many of u really read my posts and comment accordingly...u just got caught lol!

Keshi.

Jim said...

, just as in WMD,



now i better run
b4 dat Red skin gets here

tulipspeaks said...

good morning k000kie..missing ya!

Jim said...

JANEEEEEZZ !

Jim said...

Janice,
u getting me all aroused
u look good enuff to eat


, Gomey too gets turned on by beeg bellies,

Jim said...

hehehe ..

Keshi said...

Hey Jannn muahhh! Glad to hear ur feeling all good and happy :) Thanks for the compliments too ;-)

**people go thru a lotta prob in their daily lives let them cheer up with sumthin on ur blog or sumthin which keeps them excited

Jan darlzz this blog is the REAL me...and I have lotsa probs too...and lol my blog isnt a rehab centre for others...it's rather for me ;-) but if they feel happy reading my blog well then thats great too! But no I dun intend to be Oprah Winfrey of the blogdom cos that wont be me then...this is a place where I can be myself whether thats gonna be positive or negative...there r so many things out there that ppl can do to ease up their heavy minds...me being the last thing anyways :) So yeah I may post whatever I feel and if ur lucky it will be a funny one...but if it's downright negative one too bad girl...thats what life is too na...yeah I may be boring u to death now lol but I just wanted to tell u that so u know why sometimes I have really depressing stuff...thats the reality unfortunately :)

Anyways sorry to blabber for so long...hehe...hows the baby going? When is the date? We'll all have a celebration then and hey I wanna see u too :) send me ur pic...plz...

Lotsa luvvv
Keshi.

Keshi said...

Amuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu mauhhhhhh good morning sweety pie!

Keshi.

Jim said...

the Bandra fesst is the high light of Bandra for the month of September

expats from all over the world come to Bandra Fair

to gorge on Pork sorpotel and parties and music and dancing

and dis dumb doll
hasnt heard of bandra Fair

SHEEETT !

Keshi said...

**Janice,
u getting me all aroused
u look good enuff to eat


JIm cud u cut it out! I dun like vulgar n sexist comments plzzz...

Jim said...

i gotta rite to the Guiness guys about Janice

Jim said...

and also about Kesh,

dummy !
porn is good for the soul

Jim said...

u no why the PC prizes dropped from 1 Lakh plus to 20,000 ?

bcoz of the mass market for porn and PCs to access porn

very soon an indian company is putting out a basic PC for 10,000/- net

Keshi said...

Porn mebbe good for ur soul Jim, but certainly not for mine..besides this post isnt abt porn is it?? I will put up a post abt porn just for ya so u can just comment all u want...

Keshi.

Jim said...

india and china will soon rule the World wid low cost goods

, the SENSEX roars past 8,000
Desi markets out pace the world
,

the US of A and justine will soon be history

a Tamilian can do Justines job at 20% of wat dis guy gets paid

Jim said...

i am sure dis guy is reading all dis

but he dont no wat to say
hehehehehehe ......

Justin Thyme said...

You know what Jim? You're right - I will be history soon. I have a terminal disease you asshole, so when I am gone you can dance all you want on my grave, but for now just give it a goddamn rest for just one f***ing day! Or is that simply beyond the capabilities of someone who is so wise he is beyond everyone else?

(Sorry Kesh - my apologies, but I am really getting sick of being the butt of the jokes, the barbs, the attacks or whatever he wants to call them even when I am not involved in the conversation... it's getting as old as him)

Justin Thyme said...

(and for the record, no, my job CAN'T be outsourced. You have to have a Federal license, issued by the US government, to do what I do, which cannot be done OUTSIDE of this country nor can it be done by someone who is not a citizen of this country. so think again)

Jim said...

Justine,
i didnt know

Justin Thyme said...

So, you're saying that you not knowing is an excuse to behave that way to someone? Guess what - it's not. When did my problem with you develop, Jim? With Keshi's post about terminally ill people and you being so damn callous in your comments, not caring who you hurt in the process. I stood up to you then, and what did you do? You posted a cartoon on your blog with the grim reaper (aka you) pointing its finger at someone (aka me). Very, very poor taste, but I never said as much because to do so would be to admit weakness, and god forbid you find a real weakness in someone you can siezse on.

So say what you want - there are times I will be good natured and joke right back along side you, and there are times I simply won't put up with it. So the next time you comment i am sure dis guy is reading all dis but he dont no wat to say, is it because you have left me speechless, or because I am ignoring you, or because my time is up? In either case, I guess you would never know unless I responded back - perhaps something for you to think about before being so quick on the draw to be insulting to someone.

Jim said...

Justine,
dat grim reaper post was not mine
i do not own the blogg no more
it was hijacked

i explained earlier

Justin Thyme said...
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
Justin Thyme said...

http://mousetalks.blogspot.com/2005/08/dis-goes-for-justin.html

What's to explain? Are you honestly saying that this person hijacked your blog and continues to pose as if they are you, yet you defend this person's comments when they attack other people posing then again as you? Sorry, not buying it.

Jim said...

about my political views
we indians hate US policies

we loose our Jawans to the terrorists in Kasmir evry day

arms supplied by USA to gen Mush and Co. to fite the Soviets in Afghanistan and now used by the generals to keep Kashmir bleeding

and u guys failed to take action until September 11 happened

Jim said...

about faking id's
it has happened wid Kesh too

see her previous posts
she hated me too for dis

some guy even started flooding my blogg abt a porn story dat featured Kesh

she tot it was me

Justin Thyme said...

but jim... i am not a terrorist. i have not killed anyone. i am not supplying arms to anyone. for you to use that as an excuse to attack anyone makes you, my friend, a terrorist.

keshi, my friend, again my apologies to you for having reacted this way today... these comments had nothing to do with your post. it really got to me tonight - despite knowing why i am going to die and how i am going to die, i have done everything i can to remain as positive and upbeat as possible, using whatever time i have to help, support and encourage others who may be having a difficult time. after the way the words of support i offered to you were "fertilized" by someone's negative comments, i got angry... so i guess that means it's time for me to prune that bush back and put it a little further back into the darkness as you suggested... :-)

Vinz said...

Keshi,

A wonderful garden,i must say.This type of gardening ,i think, can build a pleasant atmosphere everywhere..

Let me add one more plant.TRUST.i think one plant if not in the garden then the survival of many other plants will be endangered..

Wt say??

Cheers

Jim said...

only dis post is mine

http://mousetalks.blogspot.com/2005/08/all-for-love-of-minnie-and-other-cute.html


then i lost the password to the hijacker

Keshi said...

Saby why is it so hard for you to think that what you say might affect someone out there quite deeply? Does someone have to tell u in writing that he/she is having a Terminal illness for u to be kind towards them? Is that how shallow people should be? And then u go and talk abt spreading love!

It's not easy for us to read people's minds over the net...there could be many of us here suffering from various problems and blogs mebbe their only place for some peace....




Justin I never knew this fact abt u either but it saddens me deeply that u r hurt...I will speak to u in ur blog. Take care and Im sorry this happened in my blog...


Keshi.

Justin Thyme said...

Jim - that's really not the overall point... it's minutia. You wrote it or someone posing as you whom you for some reason then continue to defend whenever they attack other people you call your friends - the point was that is was in poor taste, but should not in any way detract from the larger issue that was raised and is being ignored by the focus being placed on this small, minor, insignificant detail.

Keshi said...

Thanks Icy :) It took me 30mins to come up with it...and abt another 15mins to dandify it and post it :):)


Thanks Vinu...Trust omgg how can I forget it :) U filled it in for me..thankssssssss! Yes Trust is mos timp for many of the other plants to survive...spot on Vinu, lets put the plant of Trust into the plant of Deceitfulness so the plant of Deceitfulness will learn from Trust...:)

Keshi.

Jim said...

any way i wont say sorry
dat will not release me from my Karma

i no some day another guy will hurt me bad for my Karma

i hurt a lott of guys in my life
i blasted a catlik priest, our parish priest

He cursed me
I suffered real bad

then on Blogg i hurt Burfica and Ashes and De Vile and quite a few guys who didnt respond

i need to change
but i will be 55 on Sept 20

Can I ?

Justin Thyme said...

Jim - my wise father has a saying... don't be sorry, be DIFFERENT. That means it's not enough for someone to say they are sorry if their actions don't show it. But a blanket policy of never apologizing to anyone... well, I guess that brings us back full circle to our discussion yesterday about a repentant sinner and that one word - repentant.

Jim said...

recently i posted a real mean post on the new Pope

Jim said...

SHIT !
Kesh HELPPPP
pl explain to Justine about Karma

Jim said...

Please make dat your next post

Justin Thyme said...

You know what Jim? I am really beginning to cease to care. I offered an olive branch to you along with the hand of friendship, and at every turn you have insulted me. That's your choice, and I respect it. However, I don't have to subject myself to this from anyone. So if your wish has been to chase me out of this forum by treating me the way you have, then fine... wish granted.

Keshi said...

Justin my dear...I cant believe wut I just heard abt u but I think sadly it's true...ur writings mostly told me u r suffering from something deep...becos no man will know that kind of pain and value of life and love unless he travelled in the paths of utter despair...

I really wish well for u...cos u have been one person who has always understood my pain and my happiness equally...and always stood by me too.Here's something I found for ppl suffering terminal illnesses and this is dedicated especially to u from me:


Terminal Illness, you're so limited cos...
You cant cripple Love..
You cant shatter Hope
You cant erode Faith
You cant destroy Peace
You cant kill Friendship
You cant supress Memories
You cant silence Courage
You cant invade the Soul
You cant steal Eternal Life
You cant conquer the Spirit.


You just stand tall for all that Justin...
HUGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Keshi.

Keshi said...

FM thanks muahhhhhhhh glad to see u back! Where u been gurl I missed u soooooo much!!

Keshi.

sandeip said...

m i the last!!!!!!

great post though!!!

Keshi said...

JIM CAN U STOP IT!!! Now u blame ur karma for hurting Justin? I cant believe this...u know wut ur problem is Saby - U have a fat ego...u can never accept ur wrong...U THINK UR ALWAYS RIGHT! Get a grip...cos UR NOT!


Justin ur gonna stop visiting me becos of Saby?

Keshi.

Anonymous said...

i showed ur page to some of my mates in the gym, they were all blown away by ur writing skills, so dont be surprised if u get some new visitors...:)

Keshi said...

South :) they r most WC here...

Keshi.

Lizzie said...

The way you compared a garden to all those characteristics is great!

Anonymous said...

Yo keshi, can u pls tell me how to put up a ppt slide show on blog?

Keshi said...

South I neva tried that b4...let me find out n get bak to ya...if u can wait :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Thanks Bio and WC to mah blog! :)


Thansk Deips...why r u not writing anymore?

Keshi.

Anonymous said...

sure....

Keshi said...

South I had a look in blogger help...nothing talks abt powerpoint slides... well did u try using Hello?

Keshi.

Anonymous said...

let me check out with that, lets hope it gets through

Anonymous said...

Damn...its not happening!!!

Keshi said...

ooops South lol...btw I havent seen any blog with PP slides...have u?

Keshi.

Keshi said...

SABY:

I cant believe u live in a mortal world and that ur trying to be so immortal. We are all learning here - no one is PERFECT and that means u too! I seriously think u have a problem in accepting that. U always hurt someone and then expect that person to say sorry...it's YOU btw who has to say sorry.

Justin is right...cos u play mind games sometimes Saby, it's not fair. As much as I like u, sometimes I find it so hard to stand ur arrogance. Remember we all come from different backgrounds, ages, experiences and countries...we ALL wont be able to tolerate or survive what u throw at us sometimes. I may be able to but perhaps Justin wont be. Did u ever think of that?

Keshi.

Keshi said...

I think alot of ppl are watering their plants of Ego instead of pruning them...duhh my post isnt serving any purpose.

Adios all!

Keshi.

Prakash said...

Hi Keshi...
I have replied to ur comment ..check it out.
Hey this is awesome....very well written....
/* Keep the plant of Ego pruned every so often. You must have this plant but you shouldn’t allow it’s branches to grow too long that it prevents the sun from reaching the plant of Selflessness */
Excellent...
nice thought
Prakash

Jim said...

Nutting.
falls down on his knees, begs pardon

my daughter hates me too
, do visit IMNUTSINCAPS,

Jim said...

, Jay,, i need to ask u too
to forgive me



i hope u will
i did say more than Sorry to Justine

but he didnt understand wat i maent by Karma

neither did Kesh

Jim said...

mebbe i need to see Dr Lulla again (my shrink)

i am a weirdo
i enjoy hurting the ones i love


the others
i ignore

Jim said...

i hurt my sis-iaw bad
she is hard of hearing

i said sumting a long while back
about not driving a car


but she now understands
my intention was not to hurt her

dat was a joke
but i dint want her to be the victim of a car crash

i love her far too much
bordering on sinful

Jim said...

sis-in-law

Jim said...

heyyy Pithaly,
confessions are good for the soul

i aint got much time to confess
confessing to a padre in private is SHIT !

Jim said...

just like Justine
i am terminal

i gott an expiry date
and i dont no when it will be

Justine nos perhaps he is more fortunate

Jim said...

if u havent settled accounts
when it is time to say ADIOS

u dont die easy

Jim said...

dis material world is filled wid anguished souls

who roam the world coz they have unfinished agenda

spirits or ghosts

Jim said...

dats why the christian is administered the last rites by the priest

he is given an opportunity to confess

so dat his soul may rest in peace

Jim said...

SHIT !
i am crazier tahn i look
and wat is worse

i am fully sozzled as i rite dis

Jim said...

KARMA translates into purge-atory for us christians

saying 'Sorry' and 'confession' dont wipe out the balance of payments

Jim said...

being 'purged' while here on Earth is a far more attractive proposition



than later

Jim said...

SHIT !
i am in the rong profession
Sex Counsellor is not my calling

i shuda been a padre
but then i wud molest young boys and girls

hehehehe .....

Jim said...

physical pain and verbal abuse is easy to take for a guy wid no ego

besides the body has a defence mechanism

when Christ was flogged (Passion of Christ)

he cud pose as a macho man
and invite his tormentor to whip Him some more

coz he new dat he wud pass out when his human body cud take no more

but betrayal for 30 pieces of silver was not easy to take

and we do it all the time
as we sign false test certificates as Quality Assurance Managers to keep our jobs

as i did

Jim said...

my love for porn
dont hurt Him as much

in fact He laffs
He finds it humorous

Jim said...

fucking SHIT !
aint u confusing Jim wid Justine ?

Jim said...

dat is why so many buildings in mumbai collapsed

and are still collapsing

Jim said...

O Lord !

forgive us
for we no not wat we do

Jim said...

nutting.
just lets go a hit to his jaw. The old man is out cold



heyyyy guys
its party time

FUCK all dis crap
lets forget about tomorrow
lets forget about tomorrow

lets forget about tomorrow
for tomorrow some times never comes

dis old man Saby!
i no dis old man

the fucking SHIT enjoyed his life
Now he is J

coz he got an expired deek
but he still hasnt lost his eye for woomen
and he wants to drink like a fish too

but the old fogey is diabetic
and now he has bcome religious in his old age

Kal kisne dekha ?
and is there a heaven or hell?

mebbe its all nuttingness after we go from here

and KARMA is just MAYA

Dewdrop said...

Keshi, Its undoutedly a wonderful post. A great plantation of real pearls of wisdom. Keep up your good work, girl

:) said...

Make sure the plant of Honesty grows in full strength so that it shadows the plant of Deceitfulness. Keep the plant of Deceitfulness in the dark so that the plants of Loyalty and Faithfulness can get a bigger share of sunshine.
...awesome..
plant of Humor.
...can i borrow its seeds frm bizarre state:P

wowww super duper.. wonderful writeup gorgeous.. hugggzzz

:)

Jim said...

Terminal Illness, you're so limited cos...
You cant cripple Love..
You cant shatter Hope
You cant erode Faith
You cant destroy Peace
You cant kill Friendship
You cant supress Memories
You cant silence Courage
You cant invade the Soul
You cant steal Eternal Life
You cant conquer the Spirit.


You just stand tall for all that Justin...
HUGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Keshi.

FUCKING SHIT !
, dis Keshi is taking us all for a ride,

she cant be wat she is
i bet she is older than me

Jim said...

SHUT THE FUCK UP, Pithaly!
i didnt say wiser

codeextracts said...

Hey Keshi! Thanks for checking out my blog.

You write so well. One of the best posts I've ever found in this blogworld. Great thoughts :)

I've blog-rolled you! You have a nice blog :)

Tanvi said...

keshiiiii! holy shit..152 commentz..wut the hell is goin on..and i got soooooo much tooo read!:(

Invincible said...

speechless .. spellbound ..
awe-inspiring..
masterpiece ..

--pearl-- said...

stares at d screen wif amazement..u havent written dat!! n if u haf...**pearly faints**

jeez kesh..wher didja get ur writtin skills from? :O

Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 said...

Wow, great post Keshi!!

:)

Pallavi said...

Hi Keshi..
what i meant by "you are on a roll" is that..you are rocking awesome with the posts..

Autumn Storm said...

Hi Keshi. All I need to say in relation to your post is WOW! I mean seriously, WOW!!! Absolutely loved it, and Justin was able to add on, just wonderful.




As for all the other going ons, what the hell is going on?
Saby, friend, you need to stop...you are causing pain and I am sure that is not your intention (presumption based in part on your comment to Justin's most recent post and on your caring comments on my blog).
I fear with you, it is a compulsion, so how about you pick on me for a while instead! I'm open.
Autumn

Autumn Storm said...

Keshi, will get caught up on your other post asap.
Autumn xxx

Keshi said...

Ok Pithaly...


Thanks Dewdy
**A great plantation of real pearls of wisdom

that was a great line btw...



Thanks Pari no need to borrow seeds, u have a good sense of humor too sweety :)




Thanks Prakash...will check ur ans soon :)



Jake WC - wut r u trying to suggest abt the pic - sorry I didnt get it...thanks anyways :)



Hey Fictional WC n thanks!



Tanvi mah dear sweety pie...in ur absence I have become one of the many blog queens lol! WB mah baby gurrl I missed ya heaps!



Thanks v000nie and Misty ;-)



Pearly I wrote it and i idnt get the idea from anywhere else but my heart and experiences...thanks ur too cute :)



Hey Jerk thanks! See I made a new friend in ya even tho that moron tried to cause sparks between us...:) Im glad u liked the post and do come again :)



Pallavi hey thanks ;-)



Autumnnnnnnnnn muahhhhhhhhh and WB! D u know how much I missed ur inspiration? Well u'll neva know...
Thanks darlzz I will be in ur blog right now :)


Thanks all take care u guys...
Keshi.

Tanvi said...

lol i see that..the blog queen! lol u got time forr ppl like mee?? lol blog minorz...u better well do! 161 commentz..lol i din get those many in a month..n u got em in a dayyy...u blog queeen u! lol btw the post is very well written..ur juz so gooood...oh and thank u..yep glad to be back:D

Keshi said...

muah Tanvi! When is ur next post coming - yawwwwwwwn c'mon hurry up cupcake :)

Keshi.

Tarun said...

Great gardening tips from Keshi the great gardner :)

Keshi said...

hey thanks Tarun :) In real gardeining matters Im hopeless...lol I killed so many plants...my sis is better with plants and flowers :)


Keshi.

trinitystar said...

Beautiful and inspiring spiritual post ... Keshi ... treat yourself as the flower and unfold ...
hugs for you.
((((hugs))))

starry said...

Loved it Keshi.Beautiful and inspiring.Have to make a copy and put it where i can read it ever so often.