Tuesday, June 10

No BOYS Please!

The kind of BOYS (not MEN ofcourse) I have come across are as follows:


Momma's Boy
Keshi: Let's get married
Boy: I have to ask my mum


Bed-Specialist Boy
Keshi:
I like to get to know ya
Boy: Ok, let's sleep!


Lost Boy
Keshi:
Love is eternal
Boy: Nah, believe me it's all bullshit


Loser Boy
Keshi: Why can't we be together?
Boy: Cos my parents chose me someone better


Cyber Boy
Keshi: Isn't it beautiful to be in love
Boy: What are you wearing now?


Dollar Boy
Keshi:
I want to get married and have kids some day
Boy: I earn $200,000 a year, own a house, car etc etc


Om Shanti Shanti Boy
Keshi: I want a guy who'd love me for who I am
Boy: I asked God for someone like that too


Blogger Boy
Keshi: So you can keep me happy?
Boy: Yes *and logs out*


Jupiter Boy
Keshi:
We are in love
Boy: Can I have your Horoscope?


Love-Stinks Boy
Keshi: Do you love me?
Boy: yes I 'like' you


Crotch Boy
Keshi: You exercise alot ha
Boy: Yes *and pushes his crotch out in MJ style*


Calculator Boy
Keshi: What's wrong with us being the same age?
Boy: My family tells me I should get married to someone 5-8yrs younger than me


Liar Boy
Keshi:
You're looking good in the pic
Boy: I know, everyone tells me that everywhere I go


Wuss Boy
Keshi: She's ready, are you?
Boy: You see I'm not so sure about this that etc etc


Painter Boy
Keshi:
Why dont you like her?
Boy: Cos I want a very fair complexioned girl


Booty-Call Boy
Keshi: Propose to her
Boy: I will. But are you attracted to me?


Sappy-Lover Boy
Keshi: Sometimes Love is just not enough
Boy: My undying love can feed you for lifetimes!


Happy-Meal Boy
Keshi:
Where are you taking me for our first date?
Boy: McDonalds


Baby Boy
Keshi: Dun u cook?
Boy: Mum does all the cooking n cleaning for me


Dirty Boy
Keshi:
Why do you want my number?
Boy: To talk dirty to ya


Gay Boy
Keshi:
I think I like ya
Boy: And I like Warren


Baboon Boy
Keshi:
Is love so difficult?
Boy: nooooooooo! but but but...


Know-It-All-Dumb Boy
Keshi: I can't find my man
Boy: If you're so 'clever', why can't you?


Married Boy
Keshi: Why do you not wear a ring then?
Boy: Cos I'm a 'Boy'


Macho Boy
Keshi
: Shall we dance?
Boy: Real men don't dance


Kindy Boy
Keshi:
Shall we go watch it tomorrow nite?
Boy: I'll ask my sis to come too


Curry Boy
Keshi : Why do you cover your sofa?
Boy: Cos I have to protect them for years


Divorce Boy
Keshi: So you don't believe in Marriage?
Boy: Nah, I just look for free Bedding these days


Solo Boy
Keshi: Why dun u wanna get married?
Boy: Cos I'm married...to my hand.



Find me 'Man' or get me outta this 'Boy' Land please!




Current Music: Boys In Town by Divinyls

285 Cranium Signets:

Nirmal said...

hahahah.....tat was a good one..

***i m married to my hands**

get divorse man..keshi's asking u out..u dumb...lol

KAYLEE said...

OH thats a good post :) hopw you are well!

KAYLEE said...

you have been sacaring me lately! are you ok?

Jay said...

You've pretty much eliminated every single kind of guy. Except ME! HA! You can never eliminate me babe! ;-)

La vida Loca said...

***Happy-Meal Boy
Keshi: Where are you taking me for our first date?
Boy: McDonalds***********
Also known as cheap boy

Iceman said...

ROTFL...

All the best!

at0m said...

m.. girl are you okay ?

Keshi said...

hehe Nirmal ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Im good Kaylz ta.

**you have been sacaring me lately! are you ok?


WHY? wut did I do to scare ya? Why d u keep saying that Kaylz??


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Jay I can never include u in this list. Cos ur a MAN!

*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Sri said...

I was a Dollar boy last time!

Keshi said...

LaVida yes..

Happy-Meal = Cheap

here. LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

lol Iceman tuy and yes I need the Well Wishes!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

at0m WC!

And wut makes u think Im not OK??

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Can ppl stop asking me if Im OK plz! Its driving me up the walls. I dun think I sound UN-OK in this post do I!!!

*logs out*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

*log back in*




Hey SRI WC n ty!


u were a Dollar Boy last time..so now ur a MAN? :) Good for ya.


Keshi.

Priya said...

Keshi, this is ur best and just love it. U keep rocking....

Nirmal said...

keshi r u ok...

lol

**runs away as keshi is searching 4 a stick***

deepsat said...

LOL!! Good one there!!

;-))

Keshi said...

tnxx Priya!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

lol Nirmal, seriously do I appear as Im abt to commit suicide?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Deepz!

Keshi.

SamY said...

now THIS is one of the BEST POSTS I've read here :) ... he he

if I might ask, how many of these actually happened ;) ... I'm sure it plenty, but just wan'd to know :D

WP 2007 - 08 said...

Hi Keshi

Funny! Very Funny!

I think I dated all of them--well, not quite all of them. LOL

Bev

Keshi said...

hey Samy I've been missing ya...where hv ya been mate?


Many of those BOYS I've really met..yes its true. :)


Keshi.

Hiren said...

@cartoon - "will you please pick up your clothes ..." :)
lol ...

@sappy-lover boy -"My undying love can feed you for lifetimes!"
lol ... this line can be used in the love letter ... right ??? :)

hilarious post .... :)

Keshi said...

Bev join the 'I dated some BOYS' club hun.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

lol Hiren yes..that was PUKE SAPPY ha!

Keshi.

Nirmal said...

***seriously do I appear as Im abt to commit suicide?***

noo gal..i thought to irritate u a bit..lol..

y people asking u this....????

Keshi said...

I dunno the ans myself Nirmal...why r they asking me that?? :)

Keshi.

SamY said...

*JUGS* dear :) ... gawd knows how you bump into such people

how about you mention what you'd reply if a guy were to ask you these questions ;)

such differences is what makes a guy gal thing interesting ... reminds me of the dialect from this play 5.someone.

Gal: All you like is my body, not me! (of course to kindle the guy)
Lover Guy: Why do you think they are any different?

:p ... he he

on a side-note I kinda agree with your - 'Know-It-All-Dumb Boy'

not to spoil the mood but your still a Solo Girl :P ... mebbe he too has problems like you finding his gal ;)

your post made me smile like anything ... so I'll pray to my fav god that he bless you with a guy who'd lurve you for life making up for all that ya missed :p ... ya ya, horny / caring moments incl. ;) ... keep watching for you dream "BOY" :pp

♥bμşγ-ŵŗϊŧēŕ♥ said...

hahaha.. real entertaining post.

major fun read! :)

the guys of the world should so strap up. tch!

Tarun said...

Whisky Boy: Keshi,Bloody Mary?
Keshi-Girl: Nope, Screw Driver for me please!!.

Blog_boy: I posted a comment on your blog post.
Keshi-Girl: I posted a blog post on your comment.


ROFL
Hey Blog Jockey.
Hope its not raining at ur end.
I seem to forget when I saw sun last!!

mayz said...

u can end ur search now...coz i dont think there is any other kinda guy left!!!

Casperbaba said...

hahahahahhahahah!
well lemme rephrase my question to u...

what the hel r u doin wid such "BOYS"? aahaan?? tell...!!!

:D

leme know when u find the "man"! lolz!
*hugs*

Preeti said...

Hahahaha! ROFL! LOL! All of it...

Sooooooo truuuueee!!I have seen MOST of them in my life and in those of my friends...All of them r losers huh? Just where is the right man around here!!??!

Chriz said...

haha.. and i am the blogger boy.. haha.. come down to my blog.. 183.. something for u too

Solitaire said...

Tooo toooooo funny!!

BTW, when I conducted a poll on my blog on "mamma's boys", MOST men said they were momma's boys and were proud of it!!

Are we doomed or what?

dharmabum said...

i think i'l prolly fall under the lost category!

Łóòň Ġãĺ said...

Quite a diversity there!

Ankur said...

Keshigirl... there are no end to wishes, so u can choose me, wat say ;) :D
hehe

but really... i second that to handle a charmer suave like u, a MAN is needed... :)

Cheers!!!

AaYuShI said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I love you,Keshz (not the L way,but like a blogmate!)


That was likee..
like
like


LOL! :D
Guys gonna try to be the 'X' way to fascinate you..

Loved it,Loved it!!

*rolls on the floor laughing*
You literally deserve a diplomma in this field!!.:)

Arv said...

LOL... fun stuff... just a thought - Why dont you start the search yourself instead of waiting to be found???

Take care Keshi. Have a nice day... Cheers...

maverick said...

lol....u could write a thesis on the types of "boys" out there....

and abt men...well stop looking..im right there in front of ya

Lena said...

one must have had a lot of experience to classify them like that :D

just kidding, keshi :)

But thanks for a good laugh in the morning :)

Take care, girl!!

the stygian sailor said...

where do i fit?
i cant seem to fit anywhere

Cinderella. said...

LOl girl ! This was too good !!!!

I wish you luck !

AmitL said...

ROFL...Keshi- I never knew you have come across such a,should I say vibrant collection of men,nee,boys..:)Right from the bed-specialist to the loser by t the dollar boy to the best one,the solo boy(Still ROFLling at that one) who loves his hand.:)

Now,seriously,Ma'm, which ones did you really come across?How could all the crank cases spot you so accurately,and,that too in the land which is known as 'Down Under'??hehe..TC.:)

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

hehehehe
sissyy...
I am the man of the most of the situations that u described to my gal :P

but I do have my own list :P
seems like I m eternally blessed to be single :P

Beauty and the BEast said...

that was hillarious

and I love the images you put along side.. complemeted perfectly!!

Lemme know when you bump into 'Man"
:P

Whitesnake said...

Sorry, but I am a Keshi Boy!

Is that a good thing??????

fingers said...

Well I'm certainly not going to propose now.
You've had way too many boyfriends for my liking...

anits said...

hi keshi...hahhaha...enjoy ur post yah?! how r u hun? tcre n hv a nice day

Asha said...

Hope you are not REALLY that "girl", are you Kesh?
What a bunch of losers!! Why do have to get married anyway! Live together and have kids if you want to or whenever you want to. Marriage is overrated if you ask me, not worth all that trouble!:D
Hope you get a "man" who dances and cooks and loves, as real men do!:))

Sophie said...

omg...this is just crazy dear...
wonderful...me going ROTFL....

the time boys become men
they become old...lol

Prakhar said...

Neat research...lotz of types!!

do you have same for gals??

vishesh said...

byo o boy what a story...

Never Mind!! said...

Funny! Nice.Love the happymeal guy. Have seen so many of them.

Nachi said...

Keshi girl! you are the best! haven't laughed out so loud in quite sometime.

this is exactly why i so missed reading your blog...all hail Keshi!

:)

Pavi!!!! said...

This is soooooooooo hilarious keshi! haha!wat a lovely choice of words n title for the boys...hahaha...

Hats off to Sri for atleast admitting! most boys wont!

n the boy to man transition doesnt have so much to do with age u know!Some of 'em just never change...they transition from bein one kinda boy to another! Sigh!

Adi Crazy said...

Oh Man! This is an ace! A.C.E.

Loved the post, how come I missed this amazing blog, I wonder.

Lemmi go read more...
:-)

AaYuShI said...

Btw-you didn't read the end of my post! (Ahaan one)

You had something to give a thought to!

Macadamia The Nut said...

Gay Boy
Keshi: I think I like ya
Boy: And I like Warren

ROTFL!!

Oh Keshigirl!!! This is your most hilarious post ever!!!!
:D :D :D

Jeevan said...

Truly funny, those from ur experience huh. Cool post dear.

g-man said...

rofl that's a good one...haven't had a laugh in a while :)

btw, 'kindy' means 'hammered' in malayalam :P

so, wanna grab dinner sometime? :P

ishqia said...

that was long..

very creative

Helen said...

Ha ha, that sums it up, of course here we have the following:

Road Trip boy:

Me: Where do you want to go on vacation?
Boy: Oh I was thinking we could drive for three days, see what there is to see and drive back...


Country boy:

Me: I have tickets for the symphony friday night...
Boy: On the night of the tractor pull at the county fair?

KP! said...

hehehe....keshi...u really have come across some unique characters....lol

"Can I have your Horoscope?"
May be he wants to make sure..he is not involved with Horror....lol(j/k)

"Liar Boy
Keshi: You're looking good in the pic
Boy: I know, everyone tells me that everywhere I go"

To Liar boy.....wake up dude...keshi girl has spoken, u look good...its very rare keshi girl would say u look good....:)

am I right keshi??

"Blogger Boy"....hmmm...I wonder who is this boy??

good post keshi...:).

Ria said...

he he tht was quite a hilarious post! I was wondering which category does m guy fall into...but then i realised tht he cant b from any of these coz he's not afraid to commit and he takes his own decisions. I think the blogger boy wud b a gud choice. Mebbe once he gets to knw u better he wont log out! ;) :P

@purV said...

Thats quite a bunch! You've got to be kiddin' if u claim u've come across all!!!! :D

Alok said...

thts an in depth analysis :)


Alok

Cinder-Single said...

How many of these have I had? Day'um Pretty much all of them! haha!!

I love this post!!so so much!!

I have had my feel of married men and a lot of men with baby Mama Drama!!

May the Force be with us!!! HAHA!!

Ne.

Kalpana said...

Heheheeeeeee. How r u?

d SINNER!!! said...

hilarious...

Friendly Stranger said...

Good one.........
From where did u get all this stuff in ur head ya?.....
I really wonder if u have any supernatural ability that helps you write so much of creative stuff everyday.......
Keep blogging ya...(that keeps people smilin..)

Friendly Stranger said...

The sole boy thing was awsome...:D

Friendly Stranger said...

nerd boy!

Gal: How about a coffee together?
Boy: No. It has caffaine in it! Caffeine can take you to the hell. *Starts his gyaan on caffaine, gal runs away*

Gal: So where are v going out for a date?
Boy: How about college library? It's d best place I have ever been 2....

The Phosgene Kid said...

I'm Curmudgeon boy. Too grouchy to be of any use...

aneri_masi said...

sigh...boys will always be boys...no matter WHAT anyone tries to make them grow up...until they have kids of their own I guess!

Neeku said...

LMAO... loved it :)

Seriously... oh wait.. I know of one type too...

The "I am-better-than-you" type... who can compete with you till you die... and its curse if you ever marry them...

He can actually end up ALSO saying..

"I can brush my teeth better than you!"

krystyna said...

The best, Keshi!

No Boys Please!

gunj said...

whoa...dats like a whole lotta guys uve met!!
lucky u!

George said...

Hilarious, babe ... I think lots of them are very true.

Be well

SambY said...

boys will grow up dnt worry... all of us do...sooner or later... just like the man remembr the face of the girl he truly loves at the end of the day...even though he might be surprised at this fact...before we realise it..we grow up....

SambY said...

but be wary of boyz u know...No one knows how it is that with one glance a boy can break through into a girl's heart.... hope i dnt need to teel u this..u know this better....

Harry said...

ha ha...too good Keshi..:)

Tkcre
Harry

SambY said...

Girls are like apples...the best ones are at the top of the trees. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think there is something wrong with them, when, in reality, they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree... and then they call that boy a man.... its just a name... u just have to wait for ur boy.. yeah...the right boyy!!.. every man has a boy inside inc ase u did not know

*~*{Sameera}*~* said...

Oh God!This really seems a serious situation needing immediate action!

Sending right away...a 6 ft tall,dark handsome man who knows who he is and what he wants!

Hope your mailbox can accommodate him ;)

Hugssssssss

carolinagal said...

LOL Keshi!! I think you pretty much covered most boys :P

Gosh, momma's boys are the worst!!

Baby-boy,, I have another word for that one...Man-child!! LOL

Shionge said...

First time I come across a om shanti shanti boy and it cracks me up Keshi...you are so funny :D

Vrij said...

OMG Keshi... how many years of research and how many dates did u go on to compile this fantastic data???

Hilarious!

Keshi said...

hehe Samy tnxx! How abt u pray for me to get my Dream MAN? :)


**how about you mention what you'd reply if a guy were to ask you these questions


I dun reply. I roll my eyes n leave.

Lucky they're still alive cos if I had a gun I'd hv shot em. Waste of Oxygen u see.

LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

aha babesterness @BW ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

lol Tarun ty!


**Keshi-Girl: I posted a blog post on your comment.

haha I like that one!


BJ..like that nic ;-)


Sydney Weather today:

Cloud increasing but fine for most of the day. A shower or two developing, most likely in the evening. Light to moderate northwest winds...


:)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

lol Mayz awww thats not a very nice prediction btw :(

Keshi.

J said...

LOL!! Long time kesh.

Nice set of 'boys' must say. Move out of Oz land in search of greener pastures ;)

Keshi said...

tnxx Casper :)


**what the hel r u doin wid such "BOYS"?

its not my fault that there r alot of BOYS ard. LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

aha Preeti LOL!

and hv u met the Gym Boy

Keshi: ur too thin
Boy: ur too fleshy


Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Chriz that was such a neat dedication to ur Blog mates. ty so much n HUGZ!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Sol tnxx :)


**MOST men said they were momma's boys and were proud of it!!

Im not surprised at all. Most of my BOY-cousins r still momma's boys, some evn in their late 20s.



**Are we doomed or what?

We womenkind hv been doomed since God created MAN. lol!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Dharma u dun believe in Love?

I dun think ur a BOY anyways :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Loony hey HUGZ!

rem this can be MANY qualities of FEW BOYS that I've come across. I didnt hv that MANY boyfriends LOL!

Keshi.

Friendly Stranger said...

prediction?

Keshi said...

Ankur aww ur the MAN.. I always said that. btw why r ya so far away? :)

It seems Im surrounded by BOYS when all the MEN live far far away from me!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Aayushi u r too cute. tnxx hun!


**I love you,Keshz (not the L way,but like a blogmate!)


at the rate I keep meeting BOYS, I think I mite hv to start dating WOMEN.

ok kidding alrite. dun get scared of me now. Im not les...Im so darn straight..as straight as Chinese hair!


*HUGZ*


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Arv!


**Why dont you start the search yourself instead of waiting to be found???


I like to be found...like a treasure box under the deep sea ;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Mav yeah I should hv majored in BOYology (a kind of Biology) not Computers. ;-)



ur a true GentleMAN Mav I know! *HUGZ*


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Lena :)


**one must have had a lot of experience to classify them like that

haha not really Lena. If u look closely, I didnt really say that each BOY type mentioned here is a BF of mine. MANY of these qualities cud be in ONE or FEW boys. :)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Stygian is that cos ur a gentleMAN? ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Cindy!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

AmitL lol!


*Down Under

BOYS here r too HOT they can only be coochee-coo'd!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Bro Im angry wit ya... :( where hv ya been in the last few days? Seems like ur forgetting ur sis quite fast. :*(



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Beauty tnxx hun!


** let me know when u bump into a MAN


will that ever happen? But when it does happen, I'll txt ya. LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Steve being a Keshi BOY is very good for ur psyche ;-) HUGZ!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Fingers!


**You've had way too many boyfriends for my liking...


ah ah. Dun be such a BOY now. LOL! Read carefully. I didnt say each of those BOY cases were a BF of mine. ;-)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Im pretty good Anits ty and urself? :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Asha hey HUGZ!

**Hope you are not REALLY that "girl", are you Kesh?

haha good one hunnay!


**Why do have to get married anyway! Live together and have kids if you want to or whenever you want to.

why cant my mum think like u do Asha awww...


I dun mind living together with a MAN (Im not pro-marriage either), but I know my big fat Sri Lankan family will disown me immediately..worse, shoot me and bury me in the family garden under the olive tree!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Sophie long time..hows ya? :)


**the time boys become men
they become old

so true! by that time it'll be a suga daddy with dentures n a wig ofcourse.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Prakhar!


**do you have same for gals??

I dun date girls so I cant really write a post on that. LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

BOY o BOY indeedz Vish ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Never_Mind I've even seen a $2-Deal guy.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Nachi thats such a sweet thing to say. :) Im v glad I cud make u laugh. I get so much joy out of making ppl laugh. HUGZ!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Pavi ty sweetz :)


**Hats off to Sri for atleast admitting! most boys wont!

yes! Atleast he admitted to it, so he btw is a real MAN.



*age

yes some BOYS will be BOYS forever..sadly even after they start wearing dentures.


Keshi.

Dawn....सेहर said...

hahaha Keshi dear....that was hilarious ....and so very true!!! I have seen some of them and yes heard too but didnt know the titles for them ;)
You wont believe it the last time I met a nice guy and the first thing came in my mind was You - trust me!!!!
But he is getting married and that's when I felt oh!!!
But am sure there is someone who is reading all this and will understand you the very right way
Good Luck my dear
I want you to read my blog and help me with my book ;) please
CHeers n Hugz

Keshi said...

Adi_Crazy WC to my world :) and tnxx!


** how come I missed this amazing blog, I wonder.

mebbe cos u were a BOY back then and u just turned into a MAN. ;-)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

k Aayushi will be there soon. :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Maca HUGZ! :)

All the best men r married and the remaining r gay.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Jeevan! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya G-man WB!


** 'kindy' means 'hammered' in malayalam

really? WOW :):)


Dina with u? Anytime!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Ishqia!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha loved ur ones Helen!


**Me: I have tickets for the symphony friday night...
Boy: On the night of the tractor pull at the county fair?


urrrrrrrrrg! ROFL!!!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey KP tnxx!


**May be he wants to make sure..he is not involved with Horror

yeah anyone who's remotely known Keshi knows what HORROR is. LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Ria!


**...but then i realised tht he cant b from any of these coz he's not afraid to commit and he takes his own decisions

thats a MAN, I tell ya girl. Keep him for life.


*HUGZ*


Keshi.

Keshi said...

lol Apurv ;-)

many qualities can be in one or two boys.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehe Alok tnxx!

*indepth

there wasnt much DEPTH in those BOYS tho lol!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Cinderzz HUGZ n ty!


**I have had my feel of married men and a lot of men with baby Mama Drama!!

LOL! There were some Married men proposing to me on the dance floor..can u believe that???



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Kalpz Im good n u? :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Sinner!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Mayur hows ya? Hows everything going? Hope ur happy. :)


**I really wonder if u have any supernatural ability that helps you write so much of creative stuff everyday.......


oyeah alot. Im a ghost hehe. ;-)


tnxx n HUGZ!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

lol Mayur alot of guys loved it. :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hahaha @Nerd Boy!

I loved that one Mayur LOL! ty!



How abt Savings Boy:

Keshi: Im sweating
Boy: Lets hv a Shower together


Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Phoso :)


**Curmudgeon boy. Too grouchy to be of any use...


LOL! aww not really. ur a MAN.


Keshi.

Jac said...

There are so many missing here but more important the point is that your man is not there, keshi !
:)

Keshi said...

aha Aneri...even some Fathers r still BOYS.

*rolling eyes*

Keshi.

humbl devil said...

all the best men are married and the remaining are gay???

you are not looking in the right places then...hehehehe


hilarious post btw...

Keshi said...

OMG Neeku I sooooo know that kind! I hv a friend like that. He got married recently and guess what..the girl asked for a divorce within 2yrs. I dun mean to laugh at him but I knew that was gonna happen with him, even b4 they got married!!


I even wrote a post on their story but didnt publish it yet. Will do soon.


**"I can brush my teeth better than you!"

LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

lol Krys, We Want Men We Want Men We Want Men We Want Men! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Gunj :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehe George tnxx mate!

How hv ya been?

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Samby u r a MAN in MANY MANY WAYS! Trust me when I say that. being only 20, u show the true courage, strength, wisdom and confidence that EVERY GUY SHOULD hv.

*HUGZ*

Im so proud of ya!


Keshi.

Crimson Feet said...

Boy o Boy!!! ;)

Hilarious list...

btw...is this the sign of an intelligent woman? Boy bashing, Man hunting? :)

Keshi said...

ty Harry :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Samby I've read that one before. NICE one!


I guess the Keshi apple is gonna fall n die soon. cos by the time my overdosed guy is gonna wake up and find me, I think it'll be another 100 years.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

WOW Sameera ;-)


**Hope your mailbox can accommodate him

I hope to 'accommodate' him yes. LOL!

*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey CG trust me I hv come across many Momma's boys. *rolling eyes*



**Baby-boy,, I have another word for that one...Man-child!!

LOL hahaha good one!!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hahahaha Shionge Im glad! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Vrij this Analysis took all those years since Adam n Eve were created. ;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Jono!


** Move out of Oz land in search of greener pastures

why duncha re-locate to Syd? ;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Mayur?

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Dawny tnxx!


**You wont believe it the last time I met a nice guy and the first thing came in my mind was You - trust me!!!!

LOL r ya serious? aww HUGZ!


so that NICE guy is getting hitched? I told ya..Im doomed. LOL!


k will be in ur blog soon.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

why Jac? :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Humble! ;-)


**you are not looking in the right places then

k so where should I look? in the jungles or in the burrows? LOL!


Keshi.

the stygian sailor said...

GENTLEMAN????
sorry no way. i don't exist. you don't know me :)

Keshi said...

Crimson my cheeks just turned crimson whoaa! WC to my blog! :)



**...is this the sign of an intelligent woman? Boy bashing, Man hunting?

not hunting or bashing...its all happening. LOL!

Keshi.

Solitaire said...

Your question is up!

Impressionist said...

lol! that was Hilarious! :P
Lol @ Gay boy! :D

-I

Anu said...

Keshi..
really liked the boy classification.. ,how about "Gym Boy" .. all they love are their biceps and the mirror!

Tarun said...

As long as Keshi remains a Girl, it would be difficult for her to get a boy that can be her Man.

Whats say?
I dont know why I did not write that in the first comment itself. :P

SambY said...

i am a boy...:-)..yeah... really....

SambY said...

an dthis boy is wating with his hand cuped to cath the keshi apple.... damn...fall soooooooooon

SambY said...

should i climb up??

SambY said...

did u fall yet?? *looks at the tree expecting the apple to fall*

Keshi said...

So ur not a Gentle-man Stygian? Then wut r ya...GENITAL-man? lol!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Sol!

Keshi.

SambY said...

aaha...comments are visible..keshi is online !!!

Keshi said...

hehe Impressionist hows u?

Keshi.

SambY said...

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii keshi!!!!!!!!!!1

*lovestuck eyes*

Keshi said...

lol Anu I covered the Gym Boy too in this comment section!


Keshi.

SambY said...

keshi is not accepting my comments...bad apple keshi :-(

Keshi said...

hey Tarun!


**As long as Keshi remains a Girl, it would be difficult for her to get a boy that can be her Man

lol ok Im ready to cop some flack too..after all that Boy-bashing. :):)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

omg Samby nooo u aint a BOY. Ur def a MAN!

And ur waiting for my Apple to fall? ROFL!

Keshi.

Pri said...

LOL!! some of these were really hilarious :D
was this really based on personal experience??

Keshi said...

aww Samby HUGZ!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Samby then wut will happen to ur GF? :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Pri :)

yes MANY of em r REAL experiences of me and my friends.

Keshi.

SambY said...

popo a cold one.... keshi babe is here... all rise... all hail!!!!!

Crimson Feet said...

just read your comment on short and sweet / in bed ---

i am single at this point, but multiple factors are telling me that this much cherished freedom is in danger!!

your going crimson so often sparks the idea of me rechristening my blog as "crimson cheek" rather than "crimson feet"! ;)

SambY said...

keshi!!!!!!!! i dnt expect u to be mine...lol u are already mine..i dnt need to expect LOL...

*knels down* *looks up* *with puppy eyes*

SambY said...

*puts on music and shakes booty hoping keshi will notice*

Keshi said...

**popo a cold one.... keshi babe is here... all rise... all hail


haha Samby ur cute. bloody cute!


Keshi.

SambY said...

* samby being wheeled away by paramedics cos keshi called him cute and he fainted.*

Keshi said...

hey Crimson :)


**"crimson cheek"

aww thats a cute name. But keep ur feet crimson for now..cheeks can turn crimson later ;-)


*single

me too..and I feel like my love life is an endangered species thats going into extinction quite fast!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Samby...

** dnt expect u to be mine...lol u are already mine..i dnt need to expect

lol gotcha!


*HUGZ*

Keshi.

SambY said...

*samby gets u p picks his gun and stands gurd to what keshi calls her endangered love life *....

Keshi said...

Samby lol stop it..ur making me laff sooo much!

Keshi.

SambY said...

byeeeee keshi i have to go...but i am here always one way or the another..

takee care ma'am

g'day...(its day here)...dunno bout land down under.... aha..there are many "men at work" there..or was that only in the 70's?? huh?? anyway... i can hear the thunder..so i better run for cover...

bye

Keshi said...

aww TC n be good now Samby MWAH!



cant u hear cant u hear the thunder..
u better run u better take cover...



;-)


Keshi.

SambY said...

she kisssssssssssssed me...
MUAH MUAH MUAH MAUH...

OK ILL GO BEFORE SHE KICKS ME...:-)...

Tarun said...

No that aint my point BJ.
Its just that, you need to thinkin totality,I mean dont woman think on things like girl at times.
Atleast *she* does, thats doesnt mean that people have stopped maturing after the age on 9.
Its the same way for us to.
ANd perhaps thats why my Love for Cricket. hehehehehe

Hammer said...

Lost Boy reporting!

:) My mate in the cubicle took a print-out and highlighted 'Love Stinks Boy' with a red circle and handed it to her crush in the office. Your post is doing rounds here nw and every guy is getting brandede.. what have you done Keshi!

lash.