Thursday, June 12

Diggers, Keepers!

Disclaimer: Please note this post does not (even in the smallest possible way) intend to harm the precious memory of the brave Diggers (ANZAC soldiers)!


One thing I can't stand, I mean I reeeeeeally can't tolerate is people picking their noses *trembles in disgust as I type those words* in public! I mean WTF is wrong with people that they seem to think Digging in public is their Civil Right? There are others around you who die in severe trauma watching you doing that, so please keep your filthy fingers off your snot-bombarded nose! The other day I was on the train and there was this young woman sitting next to me, and it's as if she knew that I couldn't stand it, she kept on digging her nose like she was Gold-digging or something! I was soooo pissed off I wanted to get up and go to another seat, but unfortunately there were no vacant seats around and some people were standing in the aisle. So the 'Common Sense' God tells me 'Keshi just sit and don't look. That's all you can do unfortunately in this very devastating situation btw', and he offers his 'deepest' sympathies to me and disappears in clouds - bloody booger man! WTH I was so damn disgusted I wanted to throw up violently - yes, on her lap. She was penetrating her nose as if that's what she did to breathe! *in out in out right left left right up down up down in out in out circle circle up down left right* urrrrrrrrrg someone just shoot me pelase! I was tracing her terror-act from the corner of my eyes, incase she decided to dump her GOLD on me! If that was gonna happen I was gonna quickly get up and scream 'You're under arrest for harassing me for the last 20mins with your booger-love, you digger of a dirty skank!'. Pardon my language but hey is language even a worry when facing a deadly epidemic like this? I don't want somebody else's snot on my clothes or even anywhere near me ok! And then she continued doing it like I didn't even exist - as if she was all by herself at her home, in the oh-so liberating comfort of burping, digging, scratching, farting etc without a bloody care in the world! For goddsakes this was not her bathroom - it was a frikkin peak-hour train! Why do people not think about others? Why are people so insensitive to fellow-commuters' feelings? Worse, where is good manners and general hygene? YUKKK I don't even do it at home...I blow my nose using a tissue or a hankie. I had to get out before her, so when I got up I gave her a very dirty look, rolled my eyes and yes I did say this to her 'Please don't ever dig your nose in public!' and I left. (in real it meant 'you're a dirty dig-pig that claims lives!'). People were looking at me and some smiled and nodded in approval. I'm glad I did something about it than just curse and walk away.


Do you confront ill-mannered people in public? If you find anyone doing something as outrageous (or worse than this) as this, please don't keep silent. Say/do something about it...and in a polite and effective manner (if interested, read my other public-terror-act post Smells Like Skunk Spirit, where I couldn't do much than just suffocate to a near-death situation!). People need to be aware of and sensitive to others when in public. Please know it's an offence to bloody dig in public, and some poor digger is gonna receive a Digging Manual from me next time...and it'll read 'Diggers Keepers Manual - dig shit if you must but please 'keep' your shit with you. Also 'keep' Digging for a home act, not here! Most importantly 'keep' your rotten fingers off me and 'keep' a safe distance from others whenever you get the urge to frikkin dig. For your safety 'keep' this manual with you til you dig deep in death. Cos nah I don't dig that act in this life babeh, so just dig off will ya!'.


Share with me any similar experiences you've come across in public (I accidentally typed 'pubic' before lol! no I don't wanna know your 'pubic' experiences cos I'm just resurrecting from that nasal experience, so please don't try to knock me down again!). I will survive somehow!


Current Music: I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor

161 Cranium Signets:

Silvara said...

hahaha....that ralph wiggum pic is actually quite sweet :P

But....EW!! That's majorly gross....I haven't too many icidents like that but have had to deal with REALLY bad B.O. before....ewwwwwwwwwww

La vida Loca said...

hahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahah

Preeti said...

Kesh! Ha! My sentiments E.X.A.C.T.L.Y!!!! OH man! sometimes when i read ur posts, I Really wonder if u know what's goin on in my life when u write! hehe!!

We have this friend here...She was a part of our group (or whatever)...And she was like 4 yrs older than the rest of us...And she dug at her nose (and privates...gorss!!!!)like there was no tomorrow...Like she'd go on n on n on and sometimes even eat her snot (BLECH!!!) U wudnt believe it became such a joke amongst us that we used to call it masala...We used to NEVER eat at her house even on her birthday (sad i know...we felt miserable) but we used to joke that we dont wanna have 'masala tea' and 'masala food'..We called her drilling machine...and my friend even has her name stored as 'Khhrrrr' on her mobile!!!

Funniest part..she got married last year and went to the US..we were like shit scared for her poor huisband but we were also hopin maybe she would change..but now she's back and we met her last week and niothing much has changed... :( :( and she's pregnant :( :(

We used to and still do feel soooo bad for treATIN her that way but cmon man! this is a matter of hygiene! We never got around to tellin here tho :(

Ankur said...

hahaha... :P :P
hehehe

nose diggers!!! :P :P

:P

i really am laughin in office and someone asked me, what happened!!! :P

Keshi, this was terrifically funny!!! :P

:P :P

will be back with more ;)

Cheers!!!

Solitaire said...

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Nirmal said...

yuck.....


yup i have seen such people too....my dad goes red when he see such people.....he literary says "go away" to such people...

Tarun said...

Its terrible thing to do ....
But everyones guilty of it, but ccertains acts of indulgence should definetly avoided in public.
You dont wanna travel in Mumbai's Local trains Keshi.
Here people seem to dig the co passenger's noses.

ROFL

deepsat said...

LOL!! nose diggers are prime time gold diggers!! don't bother else they might smother you with their bare hands!!

and yes i did see plenty till now in life!! am sure there's more to come but then its their business!! i don't intend to invest in theirs either :-)))

tc

alex said...

Keshi,

:)

"One Man's Food is Another's Poison"

Srijith Unni said...

Truly feel the same here.. at least not in public.

and good that u gave her a piece of your mind.

Have Fun, Take Care and God BLess.!

With Best Regards,
Srijith.

Chakoli said...

Heard and saw u many times on other spaces... now I m on ur space:-))

Ahhhh..
nose diggers yikes....:-((

I had one uncle who used to dig it as long as he s talking to soemone and then stick the matter somewhr under the bed or table...

eeehehhhh

even I have problemm wiht people itching...that to when hands went inside ur clothes to personal part...
eish!!!

and to belive we soemtime shave to skae hands with those... :-((

Tys on Ice said...

wowie...u hve just brought a flood of memories back...in my village I have encountered all sort of habits that normally people keep away frm public viewing...iam afraid iam the non confronting type since my belief is that its their nose and their finger and as long as they dont flick it on me or rub it on the seat, i will pretend to look away...and possibly throw up my lunch later on...in private..

but iam in away glad that u told her off...its a disgusting habit and really gross

Arv said...

real gross.. there are so many instances to narrate that I would probably be needing a seperate blog.

The most noted one is a one-on-one business meeting with a gentleman who just couldnt keep his hands on the table. I survived through the meeting & finished the deal by pretending to look all over the room right down to the dust on the wall.

Hope those 'usual suspects' get to read your post and get the message into their nose... ooops.. their head. LOL

Have a nice day mate... Cheers...

ishqia said...

u did a great thing by telling her not to do that in public.

Alok Meshram said...

:D

Check this post out.

My opinion: Let people be themselves. If I don't like something, fine, I shouldn't follow it. But I should keep my opinion to myself.

And the above opinion is for myself too. Have a good day! :)

Cazzie!!! said...

Worse than nose picking is spitting, nothing is worse than a person grotting and then spitting in public, yukk! As a nurse, I can tolerate many many things, but grotting is by far the worst. Oh, and finger painting with poo comes in second.

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

:O

i too dig :-s

hehehe but in solitude

it feel so good :P

Pinku said...

hey!!

please add a post on noisy untidy eaters please...hate the sight and sound of them...

anks said...

completely out of context here... but chk out polyvore.com when you get the chance to...

or are you on it already?

Nora said...

Oh, I'm SO glad you survived that!! What an awful experience. [I think I would've said something to her...]

Nora

Asha said...

EWWW...!!
Let me tell you something. He doesn't do that in public or on a normal day but when we are driving long distance on vacation, Arvind's nose, he says, gets dry due AC and all. He starts picking his nose, rolls down the window and flicks outside!
I ask him to stop at the rest area, so he can wash his nose and put some castor oil inside his nose to keep it from drying.
I know it's gross, had to tell ya!:D

vishesh said...

lol..hygiene...well it lives up the nose i guess :)

KP! said...

every morning i make sure my nose is cleanm, so i dont make fool of my self in public....:).

good post

mayz said...

uhmmm uhmmm...*in out in out right left left right up down up down in out in out circle circle up down left right* ????

g-man said...

awww i like lil ralphie. damn, why didn't i get that v-day card for someone?!?

and incidents like that? i used to have a classmate. he used to wrap his xxl-sized hanky around his index finger, and shove it up his nose, all the way to his second knuckle. after school got over, someone enquired about him. i believe the exact words were 'has he found his way to china yet?'

Alok said...

he he :)



Alok

Priya said...

Keshi,

I have seen may all great working ppl' with suits doing this picky picky too. Another thing is after lunch whatever they eat, they do not wash their mouth or take gum, but come straight to ur face n talk. Yuck. It smells as if the real pork has come alive.

Jay said...

Ewwwwwwwww

I've seen people who were sitting on a plane or bus or train reading a book or newspaper or whatever and totally forget where they are and they start picking their nose or scratching their hoo-hoos or whatever. I usually just laugh at them. ;-)

Shikha said...

i felt all puky reading it..i cant imagine how you sat thru it..good you gave her a piece of your mind

Crimson Feet said...

:)

well done!

the topic does deserve the amount of thought and mindspace that you are giving it!

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

Bro Im angry wit ya... :( where hv ya been in the last few days? Seems like ur forgetting ur sis quite fast. :*(



Keshi.


:O

life's tough nowadays..jus working hard for it..
going home from tomm...will return on 30th

till den take good care of u
k
love ya loads..and do mail me in between..

SCORPRIA... said...

hahaha...funny one...but yes, its the most gross thing tu do--next only tu gargling, "khhrrrr"-ing and spitting when people are eating!!

we once had a client who used tu dig diamonds outta his fat nose! and everytime he came in and went out, we all made it a pint tu say "namaste" rather thn giv a handshake...ewww...the thought! we even used tu make sure door knob, table and chairs of the conf. room were wiped properly aftr he left...but he never left any o the diamonds at office, tho...well, its only wen we had tu meet him with another client that he got the cue...we shook th other one's hands!! ;)

Am In Trance said...

Kewl..
U Can Practically Write About Anything...
Hehe....
Wow...!!

N' Abt The Diigin' Part......

Yukkkkkk...!!!

TakeCare Dear..

Never Mind!! said...

Digging is gross but I never mustered the courage to walk to stranger and tell him/her to stop doing it.

We used to have a professor who picked his nose during lectures knowing he is in full public view and used to point the same damn finger at us poor students as if to show his conquests! eeewwwwwwwww was the grossest of my memories from college.

Gledwood said...

o dear me. i would be far too paranoid to do something like that. and what possesses ANYONE to pick their nose and EAT IT that totally flummoxes me I never did that even as a kid. urgh!!

British trains are getting to be truly DANGEROUS. stories of people getting beaten in full carriages of commuters and NOBODY doing ANYTHING about it. nightmare!!!!

Ria said...

Seriously thts so pathetic!and the worst part is such ppl dont even realise tht its affecting ppl around them! Talkin abt worse things tht i hav seen ppl do in public; Men scratching their groin area on streets!! I mean thts outrageous....but yes its a common thing in India atleast....dunno abt other countries! I get so damn pissed when i see this....its so in ur eyes tht u cant even ignore it. I feel like tellin the loser tht "If u cant handle ur balls, then y do u hav them in the first place". Really sorry for the language but thts hw irritated i get when i c something like this!

Akshay said...

This Song is amazing !!

Monalisa is my fav....you have changed it forever with that pic....lol...


I wish I could tell millions of men here in India not to scratch their crotch in public...and you know what its just not scratching..I feel some of them are playing....but i know that i could probably be beaten really bad..or even killed...

Steve said...

Yeah some woman sitting on her candy ass on a bus!
I made her get up and give me her seat..........

2 reasons why....
First......the woamn obviously had NEVER stood up for any one before.
Second .....I've never sat in a wheelchair.....


I forgotted ta tells ya bout dis....http://whitesnake45.blogspot.com/2008/05/bin-long-time-since-i-rock-n-rolled.html

WP 2007 - 08 said...

Hi Keshi

I'm still away; we're resting.

Just catching up some of my other work.

We'll be back soon--have had two rain delays. Our ETA is now 22.6.8.

HUGS

Bev

Ash said...

Yikes!

Cinder-Single said...

Yep It is nasty! Seriously Really Nasty!! LOL!! I thought kids did it all the time, but ummm while driving I see alllllll do it!!! ewwwwwww!!!

LOL!!!


Ne.

Princess Mia said...

eeeeeeeew!!!

Shionge said...

Oops! That lady 'dig' it again huh? Ewwwww.......of all places in public ;(

KAYLEE said...

I so agree :)

Keshi said...

heyy Silvara Ralphie is cute isnt he!


*B.O.

I so know wut u mean! Some ppl dun take a shower in the morning before leaving home. YUKKK!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ROTFL LaVida!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

OMG Preetz is that TRUE??

**And she dug at her nose (and privates

YUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!



*faints n never recovers*



Keshi.

Keshi said...

LOL Ankur WC to my funny-side ;-) isnt it so much more better than my sour-side? hehehe.


**i really am laughin in office and someone asked me, what happened

hahaha! Well tell em that u just found a Digging Thesis on the Internet.


:)


Keshi.

carolinagal said...

Ewwwwwwwwww!!!! That is soooo gross!!

Keshi said...

Sol hey cmon u should actually pay more attention to this crisis cos I think it's a mental illness. :):) im not joking but I think Diggers hv major psychological issues.

So what d u think abt it? I'd like to know sweetz.


Keshi.

Vest said...

Inzamam ul haq the Pakistani cricketer comes to mind as a persistant Nose Picker, he spits a lot too, but not as much as fellow nose picker Ricky Ponting whose gobs on the cricket pitch are enough to make any ball swing.
The NZ Cricket capt and spinner gobs a lot too, but not as often as he scratches his crutch
"OWs Zat"

anits said...

haha how disgusting this nose diggers..

enjoy ur weekends gal! mmuahh

Chriz said...

people who admire their nose and then see their priced collection.. i hae seen them.... hop down for my 2nd part....

Keshi said...

hey Nirmal :)

**my dad goes red when he see such people.....he literary says "go away" to such people...


LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Tarun :)

**Here people seem to dig the co passenger's noses.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I cant stop laffing!!!!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Deepz!

**they might smother you with their bare hands!!


ewwwwwwwwwwww! that'll be the day I become a killer.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggg Alex I wish u never mentioned the word 'food'!!!!!!!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehe ty Srijith!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Chakoli WC to my online home sweetie :)


**I had one uncle who used to dig it as long as he s talking to soemone and then stick the matter somewhr under the bed or table...


eww eww eww! WTF! :(



*inside clothes

yuk I've seen some men scratching their crotch!!!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Tys!


** i will pretend to look away...and possibly throw up my lunch later on...in private..

lol I've been feeling like that for 2 whole days now :(



Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Arv!

**I survived through the meeting & finished the deal by pretending to look all over the room right down to the dust on the wall.


haha I can sooo u'stand how u felt!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Ishqia!

I just had to. it was so grosssss!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Alok tnxx, i'll check that link soon :)


**: Let people be themselves. If I don't like something, fine, I shouldn't follow it. But I should keep my opinion to myself.


HUH! no that wont work in PUBLIC Alok :) We cant be whoever we want to be when we're among ppl. That'll be a huge lack of respect for others. We need to be well-mannered and not do something that makes ppl uncomfy.


In Aus, it's an offence to even spit ard in public and behave in any manner that irritates ppl.


Im quite sensitive and I cant stand disgusting behavior like that. ppl can be whoever they wanna be IN THIER HOMES. NOT IN PUBLIC, cos thats not their home!


:)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Caz tnxx!


**nothing is worse than a person grotting and then spitting in public

I know! Luckily not many ppl here spit ard as much as ppl do in Sri Lanka! OMG u'll faint if u go there. ppl eat beetle leaves n spit ard like hell. YUKK!



**and finger painting with poo comes in second.

Caz I hope I'll never come across THAT!!!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

**it feels so good

ewwww bro hvnt u ever heard of a tissue? :)


wash ur hands now!! LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Pinku WC!


** noisy untidy eaters

urrrrrrrg I so know wut u mean!

Next time u witness that, just tell em not be such a cow. LOL!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Anks!

**polyvore.com

nope..dunno abt it. gotta check it out. tnxx :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Nora Im sure u wud've!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Asha ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I passed out reading that LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Vish!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

good on ya KP! way to be. :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Mayz!


**...*in out in out right left left right up down up down in out in out circle circle up down left right* ????


lol hahaha does it sound like something else?


Keshi.

Cinderella. said...

When Leonardo made that painting little did he realise Monalisa's gonna have such a versatile impression...lol !!!!

This post was just awesome babe ! Infact I have one in my office !!!

Keshi said...

hey G-man!

**'has he found his way to china yet?'

ROFL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Alok :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Priya!

** Another thing is after lunch whatever they eat, they do not wash their mouth or take gum, but come straight to ur face n talk.

Disgusting ppl!


*real pork come alive

LOL!

Keshi.

Cinderella. said...

He sits in front of the oc and his finger is forever there inside his nose....forever...all day long...
Fck !

I dunno n what master hunt he starts off every morning whice goes on till evening, I mean i aint sure it ends in the evening , just that we get to witness it until that time.

Lord save his wife...give her strentgh to let him make it to him after giving her this solo gungho performance ..... eeex !

Cinderella. said...

But thankfully he doenst sit in my cabin. Infact he's far away from my cabin. My other collegues witness the major session every fckn day..lol !

I sympathise with them none-the-less...

N said...

I knwo what it feels like...worst is meeting diggers who turn out to be your acquaintances...and they come up to you and say hi, and extend their hand to shake hands with you...where do you escape...when you have seen them in the act!!!

Tarun said...

todays the friday the 13?
Whats happening?
Cheesy's B'Day too.

Ciao

Harry said...

ha ha..

I really don't understand why people do such things which they should not do, atleast in public, maintaining the decorum around..?...

I never do such things which can deter the person sitting/standing beside me...Infact, I always make my effort that the other person should be comfortable whether I have to undergo some pain or problem..fuck off such people...."nose diggers"..!!

Tkcre...

Harry

Iceman said...

me a veteran gold digger!

loved the post...

Thinking-of-a-pen-name said...

gud post!yeah..such ppl shud b fined....

Sach said...

:))
Oh I should have thought before to surf some blogs...Else how on the world could I have read something so interesting??

Nice blog there...
Blogrolling you!

Jeevan said...

Definitely it’s to contempt habit doing like this in public shrinking face and people should understand those acts are done only behind the wall of bathroom. The behavior in home comes out, many children don’t care being in public and act just like… Its all common sense when comes to public we all one sharing the same space which must be felt.

*~*{Sameera}*~* said...

Yucky yucky yucky!Does that female have not the basic etiquette?

So many people do it in public,it's such a major turn off.And not to mention the crotch-digging which even the most classiest of men do in public!Yikes!!!

Pity I have not been able to tell any strangers off when I have seen them doing such crap.But ya,have given them dirty looks! :)

Have a rocking weekend babes!Hugsss

AmitL said...

Hi,Keshi-hahaha...that reminds me of an identical post I did some time back,about nose-diggers..they are a unique breed in themselves,huh?I wonder what pleasure they get in displaying this nasal affection to all and sundry?Hats off to you for boldly telling her off in public.
You've given me the courage to tell off the next person whom I see carrying out this act in public.hehe.

My post was on 08.04.08.Nooo,it did not have any comment from you!!Sighh!!

Beauty and the BEast said...

oh mann!! I almost did not read the post when I got to know it was about 'nose-digging'!! I was like oh freak do I really want to read this..

But then the inquisitive side of me took over and I really wanted to know what all did you write about nose digging!!

Great job there, with that lady in the train!!! My fav line for nose-diggers is "Who was your kindergarten teacher again?" or "Ummm what DID they teach you in school?"

I am obviously greeted with blank looks of extreme confusion.. but heck...

Ghost Particle said...

Hey Keshi! How are you? Ive been awau again....sick and work. not sick of work... :P

hugs and take care...miss u.

Friendly Stranger said...

Imagine...
I had a professor who had this habbit....
(And also had a first-bencher cutie who used to put finger in nose like somebody is putting bullets in a gun.... )
We used to crack so many jokes on both these Modern home sapians...
It was all fun....

Howz ya Sis?

Macadamia The Nut said...

LOL!!! Keshigirrrlllllll!!! You actually told her that??? Awesome!!!! My heroine! :d heh heh!

I'm guilty as charged. Never had the guts to tell a person how to behave. The only exceptions are lechers - with them I have no compunctions whatsoever.

Lol! You know what I hate MORE than nose diggers or public farters? Face burpers. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwck!!! Ewck ewck ewck!! They come so close to you and then let loose a loud noxious burp - and I die an instant death and go rancid heaven.

*shudder*

SambY said...

WHAT IF SUMONE SCRATCHES THE CROTCH LOL!!

SambY said...

and refering to ur comment on my page... "kya baat hai"...lol u know hindi?? or u managed to notice that there was a indian and a blonde in that song ...:P

Paul said...

When I was in junior high, one summer the "l" had come off the sign leading down to the beach and it read "Pubic Way." My cousins and I had a good time with it...

The Grunt said...

I've caught many a person doing this and have been caught myself. But the best by far is when I catch a hottie digging for gold. Priceless!

ranjana said...

well you know what your blog reminds me of a fellow teacher.....she keeps digging her nose in the staff- room and i wonder doesn't she realize what she is doing?i thought of telling her of her obnoxious habit but could never really gather courage 'coz she is otherwise sweet and helpful in my otherwise hostile work place.

Pavi!!!! said...

Keshiiiiiiiii..this was grossssssssssss.....like so gross!!!!
Did u hv to be so explicit n give us the smallest of detaila :| EWWWWWWWWWW!

AVIANA said...

kesh-girl!!

yes i'm MIA..wantd to say hi...

and ummm..yes i've seen these gold diggers....

my experience...hmmm...

i'm seriously trying to think...well..i know i have some stories but can't think up of any...except actually watch a man in a suit on a train pick his nose and eat it while reading the paper....

he kept doing it over and over...
i just couldn't believe it...

still cringe over it...

how are you sweets?

ishqia said...

the photos in this post sucks...

Reeta Skeeter said...

eeeeeeeeeeewwww

Keshi said...

haha Jay u mean Air-diggers? dirty bastards!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Shikha I wanted to whack her on the head. LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Crimson I had to write abt it. Cos this dirty habit of some ppl is something that can kill me!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Bro ur gonna be bak only on the 30th? Ur gonna miss my bday :(

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Scorpia WC here n ty!


**gargling, "khhrrrr"-ing and spitting when people are eating

omg I so hate that! Spitting is frikkin UGLY!!

And one more thing I just cant stand is blowing noses at the dinner table. ppl plz get up n go out, do it and come back to the table! grossss ppl!



hahaha @ur colleague!

ur like me...if I see someone doin that, I check all the door knobs, chairs, tables etc b4 touchin em.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Trance Im a Writer of my life n events ;-)

tnxx mate!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hi NM :)


**We used to have a professor who picked his nose during lectures knowing he is in full public view and used to point the same damn finger at us poor students as if to show his conquests


yuk yuk yuk! I'd hv failed that subject purely cos of TRAUMA.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Gledz long time. Hows u? :)

**what possesses ANYONE to pick their nose and EAT IT that totally flummoxes me I never did that even as a kid

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!



*British trains

hey wuts goin on??


TC!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Ria lol!

**"If u cant handle ur balls, then y do u hav them in the first place

hahahahahahaha ur killing me with that!! Im laffing so much!!!!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Hey Akshay :)

**Monalisa is my fav....you have changed it forever with that pic

haha sorry mate! Now u'll never look at Mona Lisa the same way ever again. :(



**crotch-scratchers

THANK GOD I hvnt come across such fuckers here! Not alot I guess. I cant rem LOL!


Next time u spot one, spray some Mortein on his scrotch.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Steve!

**First......the woamn obviously had NEVER stood up for any one before.
Second .....I've never sat in a wheelchair.....


wuuuuuut?? LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Hiyya Bev MWAH!

**we're resting.

Im RIPing actually cos Im sooo v busy at work. LOL!

TC hun!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Ash lol and hey WC!

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Keshi said...

haha Cindy slap em hard!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

that comment was for CINDER :)

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Keshi said...

hey Mia :)

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Keshi said...

yes Shionge, in public! rotten GUTS ha!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Kaylz!

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Keshi said...

hello CG :)

yes VERY 'ewww'!

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Keshi said...

hey Vesty I know most Cricketers r famous for BAD HABITS. :)

**"OWs Zat"

Love that MAYYTE lol!


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Keshi said...

ty Anits n u too :)

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Keshi said...

:) Chriz.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Cindy poor Mona Lisa ha!

*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

OMG Cindy u hv to report that to ur boss!! yuk how can u work in such grosssss environments? all my programs wud fail if I worked in ur office. haha!

and plz tell me he's not ur boss LOL!


**....forever...all day long

YUKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! Mebbe he's born with his finger up his fuckin nose?


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Keshi said...

yes N ur right. And I dun shake hands with such ppl. I refuse to!!

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Keshi said...

Tarun, Friday the 13th for me was a VERY BUSY day at work. But I solved a client's problem in 20mins which had taken them 3 weeks to look at with no results. So Im happy :)

Cheesy's bday yes! Gotta wish her rite away.

tnxx!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Harry I like the way u said it...fuck off nose diggers LOL!

** I always make my effort that the other person should be comfortable whether I have to undergo some pain or problem.

So true! And thats what I meant by this post. Be sensitive to others when in public.


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Keshi said...

ewwwwww Iceman stop it!!!

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Keshi said...

hey Thinking :) ty n WC!

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Keshi said...

hey Sash WC :) n tnxx!

But u started off here with an EWW post LOL! Read the one before this post hehe.

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Keshi said...

hey Jeevan tnxx mate!

** The behavior in home comes out, many children don’t care being in public and act just like… Its all common sense when comes to public we all one sharing the same space which must be felt.


Exactly wut I wanted to convey from this post! Well-said Jeevan!



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Keshi said...

ty Sameera!

**crotch-digging


yukkkkerz! Hit them with a brick next time n destroy all their family jewels!


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Keshi said...

AmitL I gotta check that post out then. lol tnxx!

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Keshi said...

hey Beauty sorry to gross u out with this post. LOL!

**"Who was your kindergarten teacher again?" or "Ummm what DID they teach you in school?"

good one!

Cos good manners develop in childhood. and those adults who rot their noses this way werent obviously taught any manners in their childhood.

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Keshi said...

Ghosty TC HUGZ!

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Keshi said...

ewwwwww Mayur lol!

Im good ty and urself?

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Keshi said...

hey Maca yes I told her that. But in a polite manner tho.


**I hate MORE than nose diggers or public farters? Face burpers.

OMG I so know em! Some ppl fart in the lift and die an instant death too LOL hahaha!


*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hahahahaha Samby I'd kill him on the spot or I'd kick his balls so he'll never hv kids like him!



*kya baat hai

thats abt I know to say in Hindi. LOL!

thodi thodi Hindi bol sakti hu...??

hahaha!


*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Paul hows it goin mate? all ok with ya?


**"Pubic Way."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


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Keshi said...

haha good one Grunty!

do ya know that Penelope Cruz was caught on Camera when nose digging!

Keshi.

Vrij said...

I believe that spitting on the road is worse than digging anyplace.. in India you have people spitting on the roads as if they are in the washroom. Its pretty sickening. The other day a young student did that on the railway platform. He was educated. I called out to him and shouted at him that it isnt his pop's property that he can spit on it. I almost threatened him. Poor chap seemed so terrified, but he deserved it.

Keshi said...

hey Ranjana WC n ty!

**could never really gather courage 'coz she is otherwise sweet and helpful in my otherwise hostile work place.

yes, sometimes its hard to confront em, but it'll be for their best. cos if she's a nice person o.w., u dun want her to be laffed at everywhere she goes right? :) So if u tell her, mebbe it'll help her in the long term.

must tell it in a nice way tho. :)


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Keshi said...

LOL so sorry Pavi!!! I had to. :)

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Keshi said...

haha Lisa I can imagine. *rolling eyes*

*HUGZ* missed ya woman!

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Keshi said...

haha Ishqia!

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Keshi said...

hey Reeta lol!

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Keshi said...

Hey Vrij Im so very glad that atleast u spoke to him!! Not many ppl do that.

Good on ya! atleast u educated one person.

Keshi.

Vest said...

Keshi: BETEL NUT. ok.

Tairebabs said...

hahahahahahah! wow. people digging their noise in public just kills me. It's so annoying! The worse part is that such people are always very touching..always wanting to shake you ....eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwl

I think I hate diggers almost as bad as I hate guys that frequently touch their...you know what and then reach out for hand shakes eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwl!

Anjuli said...

hilarious!

Keshi said...

aha Vesty lol!

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Keshi said...

Tairebabs lol I know wut u mean...when guys touch their itchy crotches? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Spray Mortein on em!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Anjuli :)

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rantravereflect said...

awww womannnnnn :(:(:( my deepest condolences.. i know how horrible nose-diggers can get, n sometimes i jus wish i could rap a tight slap across their face.. why-oh-whyyyy :(:(:(

ya reallly have a darn good sarcastic way of shoving things down peopel's minds n noses;) with the way ya write-- n i loveeeee the way ya put thinkgs together-- monalisa diggin her noseee--> loved that tons :):)

SMM said...

Talking about nose diggers, a client had come to meet us and was in the conference room. In our office all the walls are glass.As I approached the conference room, I could see the 'gentleman' digging away furiously. As we entered he put put his hand, I like a good Indian girl quickly folded my hands and did a Namaste while my boss shook hands and was left with something clinging to it :P

Menchie said...

Hey Keshi! That was really gross! However, since I've been a mom, well, I've touched boogers of the kids. Doesn't lose the ick factor, I tell ya, even though they're my kids.

embarassing things in public -- i've seen people dig their noses in their cars but there's nothing more embarrassing than having your child announce in an elevator just as someone comes in that, "...the man smells bad, mommy!"... I almosT died!

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Keshi said...

haha Rantra!

and hey tnxx :) Even Mona Lisa digs yes. LOL!

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Keshi said...

hahahaha SMM!!! ewwwwww!

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Keshi said...

haha Menchie yes kids can be so honest!

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Keshi said...

ok Scorpia will check it out soon :)

tnxx!

Keshi.