Wednesday, October 10

Smells Like Skunk Spirit...

What do you do when a stink-bomb sits next to you on the train, the train is crowded and there are no more seats, a cute guy in front of you is giving you hot looks and all you can think of is throwing up violently? I couldn't do anything at all...I was stuck and I was dying a slow and smelly death. Well that's what happened to me last night on the train, on my way back home. I was seated on the right side of a 2-seater with the aisle next to me, and some kinda skunk who never had a shower in a million years came and sat next to me. He didn't look like a bath-deprived bogan, neither did he look like he ran out of money to buy soap, but from the moment his arse touched the seat, a strange smell emanated from his direction. To be precise, from the 'left'. I was listening to music and my brain sent me this instant message "Keshi hello hello hello this is your brain calling! You are being bombarded by the stench of a lethal organism, you silly woman...stop listening to music and prepare your system to go into Smell-shock...Keshi hello helo hello this is your brain calling!". As soon as I got that message, my system did go into severe trauma. I suddenly realised that a certain body-odor from a certain seat-partner is about to destroy my very existence. I wanted to get up and go to another seat but there was no other seat available. And what would he have thought if I got up as soon as he just sat there? It would have been too rude. So I decided to stay a little longer, until a seat was available. Well it looked like the Gods were at the Disco, cos I didn't get another seat at all! During that very painful wait for a seat, I thought of many suicide methods. Well I really didn't have to kill myself cos I was already losing my Oxygen on it's own. However, it seemed like that the 'smellee' didn't have any clue that he stank me to RIP status! Ok I agree that people do smell at the end of the day...sweat or whatever from a whole day at work. Well whatever it is, he had no excuse for smelling so bad, and nothing justifies his odor that could be liable for passenger deaths! I felt like slowly giving a hand-written note to another passenger that read HELP ME! For godssakes carry some deo, couldn't he have done that???

So at this stage my system was severely suffering from the effects of the initial trauma and somehow it seem to have less of an effect with every minute that passed. Why? Cos maybe my body has basically given up by now...it was becoming immune to the smell in a rather mortal way. However, it still suffered from an occasional dose of shock that got induced from time to time, from my mate who was sitting next to me. In about 10mins, I suddenly found my upper body leaning towards the aisle, way off to the right, and it looked like I was gonna fall off my seat and hit the aisle! I was quite startled by this realisation, and suddenly pulled myself back into the seat, before someone in the aisle started walking on top of my head! It was so funny I laughed at my own body doing that, without my own knowledge - I guess it was working hard to avoid the smell so it gradually leaned towards the aisle, away from the source of smell. Maybe if I didn't pull myself back into the seat, I would have passed out on to the aisle. Now all of this was happening and suddenly a cute guy got on the train...with beautiful dark hair and very attractive eyes - Gerard Butlerish material you see. He was standing below, near the train doors and was looking at me (I was at the top carriage - first seat, facing him). I noticed that he couldn't stop looking every 5secs or so. I looked at him too (being the massive flirt that I am!). Also I badly needed to get my brain to focus on something else (something that could save me from going to a shrink within the next 24hrs), or else I'd have started writing my Will on a train seat. When I looked at the cute guy, the smell from the 'left' didn't stop coming...obviously Keshi! It was as if my brain was trying hard to decide which one to concentrate on...the smell or the cute guy. My poor brain was multi-tasking under terrible circumstances and I was thinking 'brain-transplant' some time next month, seriously! Anyways, FINALLY there came a stop where the 'smellee' had to get out at...that's when my lungs were reborn and I started breathing again, after a brief demise that is. My nose was still in her grave. Anyways I said my prayers and gathered myself...finally I realised that I somehow managed to survive one of the harshest train conditions without having to shoot myself to death - and that condition is SMELLY PASSENGERS.

The cute guy remained on the train until my stop came. Wow he lives in the same area, gottta check the suburb out ;-). Pity the skunk didn't allow me to concentrate on the hunk...that's how tragic my life is. So, I went home thinking why some people smell so bad. Is it a crime to take a shower or use some deo, or is it that some people don't have the sense of smell that they don't know how much they stink! Could it be that their sense of smell died cos of their own body odor? These people seriously need to take a shower, use cologne, brush their teeth, wear fresh clothes and underwear, keep their bodies smelling good and save fellow passengers from an untimely death.





(heart)Breaking News!
Sydney, Australia: A businesswoman has seen stars on a train last night. Seated next to her was a certain species that seemed to have thought a certain scent would attract him to women, but instead it backfired on him and nearly gagged this woman to death. She is recovering at a hospital right now...hopefully she'll stop seeing stars by the end of the week. The doctors think she'll need anti-skunk spray when she's on the train next time. Hence smelly people are advised to scrub themselves clean before hopping on a train. Stop, Wash, Save and Survive!


Current Music: Tragedy by Bee Gees

142 Cranium Signets:

Ash said...

Haha...that was so funny :)

Coco said...

HA HA HA HA : )
Save Keshi!!

Help keep the air clean by bathing!! ; )

Would like to have a relationship with that cute guy/girl...BATHE!!

Have a wonderful, sweet smelling, week : )

Southpaw unplugged said...

My word! i can feel u on this..everytime i travel in a train or in a flight i feel like distributing the set of my deos to the fellow passengers, the worst times r abt to come in max a month's time ie winter...phew!!!!

WP2007 said...

Hi Keshi

Very Busy

I will comment on this post later.

Looks great!

Bev

Dawn....सेहर said...

oh my god thats tragedy....!!!!!

Hey gal you have been tagged...check out my post!
Cheers ;)

huggggzzzz to u

tqmcintl said...

if u like to no
i log on to your blog before i Shit-Shave and Shampoo

tqmcintl said...

there shud be a tax on blogging
dis Keshi comes up with such shit posts

Sweetstickychewy said...

Post was entertaining!:D

You remind me of myself when I am stuck in an uncomfortable situation. I tend to humour myself with humorous thoughts just to help me get through them. It helps! :D

I can get pretty irritated when the smell is pretty bad too. Usually I try to tolerate it by breathing through my mouth. But if the smell is a smell that could get stuck on me when I’m just a bout to start the day. Hmmrph. I do not really like to tolerate that. It’s the cigaretter puffs of people around. Imagine stuck in the lift. Me all washed up and he puffing away! :O I would come out stinking of cigar before I even said hi to office..just not feeling it. Something that does get to me. Paws out!

Some people are really unaware that they stink. Had a classmate who went through that. I think perhaps she got immune to it. She got pretty angry when her enemies told her she is missing deo. She still did not think she stunk. Yeah..pretty girl she is.:)

Some people do have an odour problem I read once. Not sure how it comes about though. Perhaps the food they eat, hygeine etc. Pretty scary…

I enjoyed the read.

Thanks!

Andrew said...

Damn being rude Keshi. He was the really offensive one. I used to just move but now before moving, I say, 'My friend, you need a shower'.

Jim said...

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vishesh said...

lol keshi!

from now carry a deo with you!!

and btw,there are certain ppl who might have problems and sweat a lot...for eg me...how much ever deo i use,i always start sweating....

Sweetstickychewy said...

omg..:O my comment is the longest!!oopsy! sowie.

Sweetstickychewy said...
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Jim said...

its shorter than keshis smelly post

Menchie said...

OMG!!!!!! I can't get over the Gerry Butler photo. I love him, i love him, i love him, i love him!!!!!


Anyway, have been in the same predicament as you -- only not in a train but in an elevator. I had to hold my breath and/or breathe through my mouth. But at least it's usually a short ride in an elevator.

awa said...

TOOOOOO funny! I have been there...not the smelly person but the one who smelled and dang near died!

Reeta Skeeter said...

LOL! Lovely post.... May God bless your nose

fergal said...

hehe ... glad it wasn't me! like a fart in an elevator .... ;-D

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Ghost Particle said...

wish Keshi would seat (or stand) next to me on the metro...sigh...

Tell me bout da smelly ones...urghh...i pack alot of mint and also methol balms...u never know when Oscar the grouch decides to climb onboard.

tragedy....when no can safe you...youre going nowhere...tragedy...

priya said...

I know what you mean Kesh ghosh and many people hardly wash themselves or atleast use a deodrant.

Once when I was travelling an asian guy got in and sat next to me. I felt like throwing up coz after he ate those pork/beef, looks like he never washed is mouth or cud have atleast used the gum.

I had to run from that place right away and it was just like a skunk sitting next to me.

A Slice of Life said...

Girl! You just crack me up! I'm glad you survived your skunk encounter. I think the closest I've been to that is hauling home 5 smelly teenagers after soccer practice. Ugh, those are some nasty fumes.

Aditi said...

u're hilarious

Kalyan said...

Interesting reading...really funny one!

Princess said...

lol @ ur witty description abt the incident.. stinky passenger beside u.. and a handsome before u..

what a situation.. :D

much luv,
-Aiz.

twilight said...

ha ha ha ha....I can't stop laughing! you poor thing :P

Silvara said...

Hahah Kesh made me laugh. I needed that. Thanks for your email as well :D

I have had this encounter many times as well...ewwwwwwwww...lol. the guy would have been cute tho...sigh :D

And HOT pic at the bottom. I think that made my day more than anything :P

Helen said...

Only you could take an irritating event and turn it into such great blog fodder! Too funny!(Awesome Tunes, btw, I heart the BeeGees!!!)

Pijush said...

LOLzzz... Really funny, it reminds me the Local trains of India.

Pijush said...

I know what you mean Kesh ghosh - " Thanks GOD its not Pijush Ghosh :-)

anuj said...

baaaaah baaaaah .. yukkk yukk ..

hope u took a shower with a gud smelling gel or oil .. nd u saved urself ..

how r u by d way??

anuj said...

ohh I jus read ur commnt frm d last post ..
well .. I am here only .. arnd u ofcourse .. jus a bit bsy wid a few classes n stuff .. nothin much ..

so u missin me hun .. lol .. I am in india so surely wud b missing frm aus ;) .. hehehe ..

have u evr been to india?
come here .. be my guest ;)
thn we will see :P

Asha said...

EWWWWWWWW!!!!!

I hate that.Once I sat next to a obese (not plump or little fat,and have nothing personal against them. Just a fact) woman.They emit a strange smell which I can not explain and so fowl. Arvind says it's because of the Obesity which they can't help, nothing to do with their personal hygiene.
We hesitated to change seats, didn't want to hurt her feelings but that was the LONGEST 2hrs of my life!!

I sympathize and empathize with you!!

Shionge said...

Hey hey hey...you survived and keep us updated...whew! I'm so glad ;)

Tys on Ice said...

Aww come on now...all u need to do is let ur nose hair grow into a dense forest that will filter any smell tht mite head in ur nasal direction...why u think i grew a moush?

btw, some of those stars are pretty naughty...just thought u shud know...

Nadine said...

I'm sorry that happened. Sometimes we get patients that come into the doctor's office with a foul smell. It's very difficult. I don't understand that except maybe they just don't know that they smell bad.

Vik said...

there you go... was quite hilarious :) and message though to all may not be best taken. I find so many people making a zillion from the bourse and yet cant just spend that extra buck to get the anti deo. Strange that... But glad you survived the attack :)

Prats said...

LOL!!! Keshi how do you manage to get yourself into such situations...
and oh you poor thing....next time just walk onto the cute guy and leave the skunk alone :)

KP said...

keshi!
Two things can be done1 to avoid in future!
1)
plz send this post to "Sydney Morning Herald" the whole oz land should be aware...ms keshi is arrving clean ur self...lol

2)
plz buy a wonderful air freshner...and spread it all over the room......where ever u go..:)

take ur pick !

AVIANA said...

alrite chica...

you thought it would be rude to get up as soon as he sat down! come on now! how rude is it of him to smell like crap!

i would have gotten up immediately and believe me i do when that happens...

what's worse is that you end up smelling like the bastard because you sat next to him...the smell gets in your clothes and smell so even if you got up to the cute guy, he probably would not have been as attracted to you because he would smell the other bastard in your clothes and think it's you....

learn from this...he was an environmental hazard...air pollution at the human level..

RAFFI said...

my hygiene is impeccable and, unlike most douche commercials, i never have that unfresh feeling

curryegg said...

I've experienced that too. I hate the smell! Ehww...

Jay said...

At least you weren't on a 6 hour plane ride next to the dude!

Maybe you should carry a little can of Tag Body Spray for men in your purse. When Smelly McStinkbomb sits next to you, casually get the can out and spray him with it!

Fleiger said...

With cute co-passengers, come smelly ones ;)

Łóòň Ġãĺ said...

omfg! is this is a coincidence ..or what !!!!!!!! i sat next to a VERY smelly passenger (or customer as they address us here in the UK) day before ysday ...... i almost suffocated myself to death ... but i cudnt bear it more ... i got up and stood in a corner lol .. i didnt mind the killing heels just to be away from that smell that cud have killed me!!

i think for these kind of smelly passengers ... we should write a note and keep in on them before leavin the train lol ... they shud know wht they're doing to others!! ;p ;p

indicaspecies said...

"Pity the skunk didn't allow me to concentrate on the hunk...that's how tragic my life is."
Hilarious!

Have you ever come across another deadly weapon of mass destruction? Arghhh..I develop a silent "no talking with you till this fasting time is over because I don't know you" kinda attitude. I am on a vow of silence to such types. LOL

TinTin said...

You can be a comedy queen!

And what stopped you and the cute guy to talk to each other - was there a gag order? Remember, inhibition kills a lifetime of possibilities!

diyadear said...

ha ha lol kehi.. that was a gr8 post.. loved the last part a lot.. may be u cud really try a hand at a TV program or sumthing..:)

Tee said...

LOL Keshi - This is a difficult situation. My nose is so sensitive, so when someone smells badly it's very hard for me to pretend everything is normal!

San Nakji said...

I find the worst ones are people who have just been smoking before sitting next to me... arrggggh! I hate that smell. Still, this is why I usually don't take my allergy medicine. It helps in crowded places to have a stuffed nose ;)

Sun Follower said...

My mini remedy for traveling on public transport... a small vile of perfume - put it above you lip and just under your nose - it helps!

P.S. LOVE the BeeGees! (I have a feeling we'd be going to concerts together if we lived in the same semi-hemi-sphere:)

akanksha said...

I guess a deo wouldnt have worked on him.Insted he should have carried a room freshner!!!!

Paul Champagne said...

Maybe you should have excused your self and sat on the hunk's lap.

EBEZP said...

So funny that post Keshi...

The beatles were/are Scouse Keshi!

Anyone from Liverpool is Scouse!!

niki yokota said...

throwing up violently? lololol
hahahaha! i couldnt stop laughing!!
how can u find such funny pics match with ur post.
the music was funny too!
i cant deny that i sweat a lot and smell like that sometimes tho. hehe

Keshi said...

ty Ash!


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lolz tnxx Coco HUGGGGGGGGGGZ!



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Southy u mean they smell beyond DISGUSTING in Winter?? yukkk!

:)




Keshi.

Keshi said...

No worries Bevster ;-)

And take it easy!

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ty Dawny!

I'll come ard...


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Saby heyy!

**if u like to no
i log on to your blog before i Shit-Shave and Shampoo


like I asked!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

Hey Amy tnxx hun!

**Usually I try to tolerate it by breathing through my mouth

LOL!


I loathe cigarette fumes.



**classmate

well its a really difficult situation to tell someone thatthey stink...its kinda rude too.


**Some people do have an odour problem I read once. Not sure how it comes about though. Perhaps the food they eat, hygeine etc. Pretty scary…

I know...it's genetic or something like that. or mebbe the food they eat or lack of hygene.


tnxx Amy Im glad u enjoyed this post :)


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heyy Andrew!


** I say, 'My friend, you need a shower'.

LOL u serious?



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Jim??




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Vish!


**from now carry a deo with you!!

I do lol! but its not like I can spray it all over their face n body is it!
:):)

I sweat sometimes too - when I work out, go out in the sun, when cleaning at home etc etc. and smell bad a result of that...but I always take showers, keep myself fresh and fragrant hehe.


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:) Amy its ok...u know Im not the shortest-comment writer either LOL!




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hey Jim!


**its shorter than keshis smelly post

haha yes!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Menchie I thought of ya as I put that pic up in my post :)

**the Gerry Butler

I LOVE HIM TOO! d u wanna share him with me? ;-)



**elevators

fortunately I havent faced such a situation yet...I mean smelly co-travellers in a lift. but i hv come across hunks in lifts LOL!


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hey Tash hows it going babez?


** but the one who smelled and dang near died

LOL hahaha!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Reeta tnxx!


**May God bless your nose

My nose tnxx ya for the blessings ;-)



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lol Fergal ewwwwwww!



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hey Ghosty u r not going NOWHERE ok? HUGGGGGGGZ!


**wish Keshi would seat (or stand) next to me on the metro...sigh

aww ofcourse I wud! tell me a time n I'll be there :)




Keshi.

SaffronSaris said...

LMAO!!!! Obviously, his "scent" doesn't quite find favour with our poppy-doll pearl ;p
I read somewhere that different people react differently to the same smells. So someone else might have "appreciated" the smell ;p

Keshi said...

hey Priya!

** I felt like throwing up coz after he ate those pork/beef, looks like he never washed is mouth or cud have atleast used the gum.

eeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkz! u cud hv given him a nasty look.



**I had to run from that place right away and it was just like a skunk sitting next to me.

LOL Priya!!



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hey Slice ty!


**the closest I've been to that is hauling home 5 smelly teenagers after soccer practice. Ugh, those are some nasty fumes

LOL omg that wud hv smelt like TEEN spirit indeedz! :)

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Aditi, my life is hilarious LOL!





Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Kalyan!


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lolz Aiz ty!



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ROFL Twilight ty!

:):)

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aww ty Silvara! U like that top dun u? The one Im wearing in that pic? :):)



**the guy would have been cute tho...

the skunk or the hunk? The skunk was nowhere near CUTE. Even if he was really CUTE, his deadly scent wud hv overidden his looks big time!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Helen I love the BGs too!


**such great blog fodder

LOL yeah. Dun u know my whole life is pure BLOG FODDER :)


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LOL Pijush @Thanks GOD its not Pijush Ghosh!



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hey Anuj :)


**hope u took a shower with a gud smelling gel or oil ..

yes..d u want me to write a post on that shower too? LOL!



**come to India

yeah ok, where am I gonna stay? dun tell me it's ur room LOL! Cos rem our room plans last time haha!



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hey Asha :)


**They emit a strange smell which I can not explain and so fowl

like Arvind stated, it must be cos of their obesity. Thats sad tho.


**but that was the LONGEST 2hrs of my life!!

LOL! u were being too sweet to that lady.


tnxx Asha!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Shionge Im still suffering from the after-effects!


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hey Tys!

**...all u need to do is let ur nose hair grow into a dense forest that will filter any smell tht mite head in ur nasal direction...why u think i grew a moush?

LOL u want me to be a man? ewwwwwww!



**stars pretty naughty

how? :) wud love to know!



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hey Nadine!


**Sometimes we get patients that come into the doctor's office with a foul smell

urrrrgggg that must be a tough job u do then!


:)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Vik tnxx!

** yet cant just spend that extra buck to get the anti deo.

its not only abt buying some deo..how abt taking a shower? :)


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Prats I really should hv done that :(




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey KP!

**1)
plz send this post to "Sydney Morning Herald" the whole oz land should be aware...ms keshi is arrving clean ur self...lol

haha good idea!



**2)
plz buy a wonderful air freshner...and spread it all over the room......where ever u go..:)


picture me spraying it in a train carriage..imagine the look on other passengers' faces. LOL!



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lolz Lisa so true!


**what's worse is that you end up smelling like the bastard because you sat next to him

OMG yeah! I dunno if it was psychological, but I imagined my body smelling like that too!


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heyyya Raffi hows it goin?



**my hygiene is impeccable and, unlike most douche commercials, i never have that unfresh feeling

ooh lala wud love to 'sniff' ya then ;-) I like a good smelling bloke.




Keshi.

Keshi said...

I know wut u mean Curry! Its a very tragic situation.


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heyy Jay!


**At least you weren't on a 6 hour plane ride next to the dude!

if that was the case I'd hv slipped into a coma.


**Smelly McStinkbomb

LOL love it Jay!



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hey Fleiger!


**With cute co-passengers, come smelly ones

who is the cute one here??? :)




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Cheesy hows ya babez?


** but i cudnt bear it more ... i got up and stood in a corner

hahahaha I cud picture u doing that!


**a note

terrific idea! LOL!



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hey Indica tnxx!


**..I develop a silent "no talking with you till this fasting time is over because I don't know you" kinda attitude. I am on a vow of silence to such types.

I didnt get ya sweetie...how d u mean?




Keshi.

Jim said...

your pice are getting stale
seen dem all

do a progressive HNT

Keshi said...

hey Tintin!


**And what stopped you and the cute guy to talk to each other - was there a gag order? Remember, inhibition kills a lifetime of possibilities!

aww u see my love life is such that it never gets past the point of exhanging hot looks...its quite a tragedy u see.


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hey Diya tnxx :)



**may be u cud really try a hand at a TV program

hmmm u wudnt believe this hun but I was offered a position by a certain TV channel to read news...LOL u think I accepted the offer? Hell nah...cos I wanted Aussies to get real news. I'd be reading out alot of crap instead of the news.


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Tee my nose is in rehab right now.




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Nakji!

**Still, this is why I usually don't take my allergy medicine. It helps in crowded places to have a stuffed nose

hahaahahahaha good one!


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hey thats a good tip, tnxx Sun!


** have a feeling we'd be going to concerts together if we lived in the same semi-hemi-sphere

oyeah we wud ha! The Bee Gees ROCK!


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hello Akansha!


**Insted he should have carried a room freshner

hahahah good one girl! :):)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Paul!

**Maybe you should have excused your self and sat on the hunk's lap.


I really should hv done that but the hunk was standing...mebbe I should hv gone upto him and asked him to carry me? LOL!


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hey Ebez tnxx :)


**The beatles were/are Scouse Keshi!

o i love that accent!!


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o Niki I smell like that too..sometimes..But I dun go out smelling like that! there r showers n deo for that right? :)


**how can u find such funny pics match with ur post.

I guess my brain needs a holiday right now...will be going on one soon ;-)


tnxx Niki MWAH!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Saffy! :)

**I read somewhere that different people react differently to the same smells. So someone else might have "appreciated" the smell ;

Any woman who appreciates THAT smell wud hv to be a female skunk. LOL!



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Jim its YOUR problem that u find my pics stale..not mine!



Keshi.

Jim said...

Never fall in love Keshi
love hurts

the lover and the lovee

Jim said...

love is for mad men
and teenagers

Keshi said...

WTF r ya talking abt Jim?

Keshi.

Jim said...

I love him, i love him, i love him, i love him!!!!!



oooohhhhh
i love u too Menchie

Keshi said...

Jim just cos ur having a bad day, that doesnt mean my blog is a place for u to spill shit comments at. Plz go somewhere else..perhaps ur own blog? tnxx!

Keshi.

Jim said...

Fools fall in love in a hurry
Fools give their hearts much too soon

Just put in two bars of stardust
Just hang out one silly moon
Oh! They've got their love torches burning
When they should be playing it cool

I used to laugh but now I'm the same
Take a look at a brand new fool

Fools fall in love just like schoolgirls
Blinded by rose colored dreams
They build their castles on wishes
With only rainbows for beams

Oh! They're making plans for the future
When they should be right back in school

I used to laugh but now I'm the same
Take a look at a brand new fool
All right!

They've got their love torches burning
When they should be playing it cool
I used to laugh but now I'm the same
Take a look at a brand new fool
Take a look at a brand new fool

Fleiger said...

Realistically speaking, the guy you mentioned...

But I would answer, You :D

Fish said...

Can I offer to save you a seat, the next time you drive home. I'll wear Yves Saint Laurent and I'll even flirt with you("being the massive flirt that I am!"). :)

Keshi said...

Jim falling in love is a not fooilsh thing to do. But fools do dwell on it.


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hehehehe ty Fleiger! :)



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awww Fish how cute!

** I'll wear Yves Saint Laurent...


I love YSL...Baby Doll is my fav :) but ofcourse men dun wear Baby Doll hehehe.


**and I'll even flirt with you("being the massive flirt that I am!").

haha good one! I'd love that. flirting is pretty natural to me
btw ;-)



Keshi.

AmitL said...

ROFL,Keshi..this was so funnily described...but,yes,believe me,if you travel in Mumbai's local traibs someday,you'll feel that this incident was nothing...

There,you get a combo of all kinds of smells-non-bathers is one,people letting off 'odourful'
flatulence is another,fishmongers carrying fish baskets is another,people standing in body-crushing mode is another...LOL..will do a post on that,if you want...I'm soo scared of getting into one of those trains,even at night time.Chk out this link:http://members.rediff.com/localtrain/Image33.jpg

Err,coming back to your post,I had a most horrible thought-what if the cute guy who was staring every 5 seconds was wondering whether the skunky smell was coming from you??just a thought-LOL.*Amit definitely ducks for cover this time*

Keshi said...

hey Amit :)

**fishmongers carrying fish baskets is another

WTH???? Its a serious offense to carry anything dead n smelly on a passenger train!



**if the cute guy who was staring every 5 seconds was wondering whether the skunky smell was coming from you??

LOL Omg Amit Im gonna kill ya now! hahahaha! Ofcourse not, he cudnt hv thought that..cos he was giving me HOT looks..not NASTY looks!! :):)



Keshi.

Nora said...

Oh, Keshi. I hear you!!!

Nora

AmitL said...

Well,Hot as in 'Hot and bothered',wondering how the cute lady could emanate such a smelly smell?????????*now I'm dead,says Amit*

Autumn Storm said...

The measure of how bad someone can smell is how long the aroma stays in the same area after they leave.
Hope you see the guy again, the other one.

Happy Thursday, xo

Keshi said...

Nora tnxx hun!

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Amit then he must be a Skunk too, to get attracted n give me hot looks LOL!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyy Autumn!


**The measure of how bad someone can smell is how long the aroma stays in the same area after they leave.


wow thats interesting. tnxx hun and yeah I hope I get to see the HUNK (sans Skunk) again :)


Keshi.

Ghost Particle said...

i know...im so tired...

adi said...

DIRE WARNING:
TO THE CREATURE NAMED KOOL KESHI, DO NOT EVER, AND I REAPEAT, DO NOT EVER EVER TRY TO TRAVEL BY NEW DELHI'S BLUELINE or DTC BUSES.

Kirthi said...

hahaha nice post!!

sorry could not respond to your msge on my blog dear.. weekend was gud! n got 3 days break as i was unwel.. :)

how has your week been? n btw how is your uncle doing?

Old Knudsen said...

I will admit to having a man crush on Mr Butler as we Scottish should stick together, try carrying a jar of vicks vapour rub and apply it under yer nose, it helps a bit.

Jeevan said...

See ya in whatever variety the trouble comes to ones. Very bad experience u got na, that cute guy must be in placed next to you instead of that skunk ;)

Nice work with ur photo keshi!

Jeya Anand said...

One thing flashed across my mind on reading this post..recently saw the movie PERFUME..just related it to this post..now i cant stop laughing..esp the climax scene when he would be abt to die, he would take out the perfume he had prepared by killing beautiful girls...the whole town will be enslaved by its scent..try watching the movie and relate it to that experience..beware dont hurt your bowels by laughing too much:D

Pri said...

ROFL!!!
hilarious post...
i can imagine what a horrendous experience it must have been :p...
next time dont forget to carry an oxygen cylinder along...jus in case some ppl (esp stinky ones)never learn...heehee

anuj said...

ohh .. definitely not the room hun .. u had some issues with my free movements .. nd my idea of an open society within our room .. ;)

It can be my Heart thn ;)
not that its spacious or something .. but yeah .. its comfy :P

so .. u still got issues? :D

Ps: for god's sale I am no ted bundy cousin .. ;)

J said...

That's quite a smelling'ly' cute post Kesh.. When sitting around skunks, be sure to carry a scented tissue ;)

Ashu said...

amazingly hillarious. My first visit here in ages. would frequent soon and regularly...........

Nicole said...

Man, every time I take the bus I come home with an interesting story.

I don't know what it is, but some people just refuse to wear deodorant or shower correctly. Maybe our society is too uptight about cleanliness. Personally, I'll keep my showers and my deodorant.

Mmhmm! You should have snapped a photo of the hunk. :)

niki yokota said...

awww where are u going next holiday????

Perplexio said...

I wish you a swift recovery from the random act of olfactory terrorism perpetrated on you on your recent train ride.

jitendra said...

you keshigirl! how is it going! :D

lesson for u: in addition to pepper spray, you should also carry a deo/perfume in such urgent situations ;)

annie said...

Teriffic! Did i ever tell u that u damn good at makin even the stinkiest matters also sound so funny. Almost laughed my heart out.btw i love tht top of urs.

annie said...

Tagged you

indicaspecies said...

Have you ever come across another deadly weapon of mass destruction? Arghhh..I develop a silent "no talking with you till this fasting time is over because I don't know you" kinda attitude. I am on a vow of silence to such types.

It's kinda off topic but I was referring to people with stinky mouths..ewww! Especially those who are fasting in the month of Ramadan.

KAYLEE said...

WANTED TO STOP BY AS I MAY NOT TOMORROW SINCE I AM HAVING THE SURGERY :P

Hows you?

Rex Venom said...

It is all Poop, sexy. Pooooooop!
Rock on!

Zhu said...

I take the bus quite early, like 8:00 , so I assume all the fellow travelers are going to work. Yet, last week, one guy just stinks of alcohol, and he was all business like. Weird people.

Vest said...

We are so lucky to live in this age.
Can you imagine the scene(smell) at a medieval ball, with no Air Con, rotten smelly teeth - lots of farting - lavender oil - and Body Odour. Keshi, that guy on the train would compare to a rose to any early Elizabethan.XXX.

Jim said...

..ewww! Especially those who are fasting in the month of Ramadan.



why u hate muslims??

Beach Bum said...

I had a similar situation but the person didn't physically smell bad, she just had a very bad attitude. I was in Austin, Texas waiting for a flight back to Columbia by way of Atlanta. It had been delayed twice but I had a magazine and was generally Okay. A women walked by me and by instinct I glanced up and smiled at her. If looks could kill the one she sent back to me would have done it. It was like I had pissed in her cornflakes or something. I didn't think much of it as she passed by until we finally boarded the plane and I found myself sitting right beside her. She was already seated ignoring me as I asked her in a normal voice to let me slide by. I had to raise my voice to the point that I had several people looking at me. Knowing something was wrong with her I did my best not to intruded on her personal space as much as I could on a rather small plane. The entire time I kept wondering how I had insulted her but after more delays, this time in the air, we finally landed in Atlanta. I had no carry on luggage so I got off quicker than her But I had to raise my voice again just to get by. While she didn't smell I was so happy to get away from her.

:P fuzzbox said...

I have been around people that smell so bad that it starts permeating your clothes. I say that there should be a law where they can be taken to the nearest fire hydrant and be hosed off.

Sujit said...

good.. you had awesome time :)..

Keshi said...

Ghosty chillax this weekend :)

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LOL Adi hahaha!

tnxx for the warning mate!

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aww Kirthi good on ya!

My uncle isnt well at all...long story...big big story...will write abt it next week.

tnxx hun!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Knud the Vicks idea is a great one..tnxx mate! :)


Gerard Butler..o well if I was a man, I'd still lust him LOL!

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Jeevan tnxx! :)


yeah the photos matched well ha. LOL!


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heyyyy Jeya u bak?? WOW WB!

LOL @ the movie!





Keshi.

Keshi said...

hahahaha Pri tnxx for the tip!


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LOL Anuj Bundy!


** u had some issues with my free movements .. nd my idea of an open society within our room

now u sound like a Social Studies lecturer!! :)


In ur heart..awwwww!

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heyyy Jono thats a great tip LOL!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyy tnxx Ashu :)


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G'day Nic!


**should have snapped a photo of the hunk

I should hv...but my heavily intoxicated situation didn't make me think of that bright idea :(


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Niki I mite go to NZ soon...yes again! :)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Perplexio!


**from the random act of olfactory terrorism perpetrated on you on your recent train ride.


HAHAHAHA good one! And tnxx ;-)



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lolz Jitterbug I do carry deo..but its not like I can spray it on him is it? ROFL!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Annie ty! :)


**i love tht top of urs

yep me too...its a black boob-tube..


MWAH Annie hv a good day!


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heyy India tnxx hun!


**It's kinda off topic but I was referring to people with stinky mouths..ewww! Especially those who are fasting in the month of Ramadan.

LOL do the mouths stink more then?



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Kaylz ur having Surgery again and tomorrow????



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lol Rex ty!



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Zhu, alcohol/cigarette breath os awful!





Keshi.

KAYLEE said...

Kaylz ur having Surgery again and tomorrow????
____________________________
Yeah the heart transplant!!!!!

well saturday but i have to go in tomorrow(thursday here today)

Keshi said...

G'day Vesty hows it going mate?


**at a medieval ball, with no Air Con, rotten smelly teeth - lots of farting - lavender oil - and Body Odour...

LOL ewwww ewww ewwwwwwwwww!


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hey Jim!


**why u hate muslims??


Indica did not say she HATES muslims? She only said that the breath stinks more during Fasting time cos of no food during the whole day.

Why r u blowing that comment out of proportion Jim? D u just wanna start a racial fight thats not needed? Its best u dont.




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey BB!

**It was like I had pissed in her cornflakes or something

LOL!

wut was wrong with that woman ha?? gawwwwd talk abt stinky attitudes! If I were u, I'd hv told her off. :)


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heyy Fuzzy!

**that it starts permeating your clothes. I say that there should be a law where they can be taken to the nearest fire hydrant and be hosed off

LOL yes thats a great life-saving tip!



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awesome time Sujit? LOL!




Keshi.

chocolteluva said...

HAHAHAHA..... hilarious. this is what i do. i always carry a small bottle of perfume in my purse.... something not too strong. then when i encounter something like this, i spray some in my hand and put my hand around my nose .....
so when something like this happens, i have some good smell around me but nothing that will suffocate me.

ITS A SAVIOR. trust me.

Keshi said...

omg Kaylz I'll be thinking of ya! HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZ!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

lolz Choco tnxx for the tip! I always hv deo with me but I just dun feel like taking it out n spraying in front of the smellee...well next time I'd do that. tnxx :)

Keshi.

Fleiger said...

So next time remember to sit next to the cutest passenger you can find. I guess even smell will come second then ;)

Jim said...

eeeeek
the smells here are killing me

Jim said...

kaylee

i will be with u in my prayers

Keshi said...

hey Fleiger!

**So next time remember to sit next to the cutest passenger you can find.

I didnt hv a choice..I was seated already..he came later! :)


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booooooo Jim!



Keshi.

indicaspecies said...

LOL..thank you Keshi.
indica isn't a racist and moreover, she cannot hate her enemies either..
hey, a sudden revelation: indica doesn't have any enemies!

Top cat said...

That's funny, it reminds me of a Jerry Seinfeld episode when JErry went to a restaurant and the guy who parked his car had body odor so bad they couldn't get it out of his BMW..he finally left the keys in it for some homeless people to steal and even they didn't want it.

When I was in Korea the Koreans love to eat Kimchi, it's a spicey garlic/cabbage dish which is buried in the ground and allowed to ferment.
Every morning when I boarded the base bus to go to work all the Korean workers would be on the bus and the whole bus smelled like Kimchi..can you say one gagging kitty?.:)
luv ya sweetie, sorry I haven't been by.
tc

niki yokota said...

woow NZ again!
keshi-chan is such a rich girl :)
i wanna go to abroad too...
so envy!!

niki yokota said...

awwww sorryyy typo mistake!
go abroad :P

Orikinla Osinachi. said...

Sweet Keshi,

The best way out is to keep off the danger zone and if you know the person, offer a solution to him or ber to have a fresh breath of life.

Everybody needs a healthy breathing space.

Cheers and God bless.

Sameera said...

Hilarious story-telling and awesome depiction!

Keshi said...

Hey Indica no worries!


**indica isn't a racist and moreover, she cannot hate her enemies either..


Good on ya!


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hey Rick ty :)

**all the Korean workers would be on the bus and the whole bus smelled like Kimchi

LOL I know Kimchi..it STINKS like hell!


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Niki tnxx!

**keshi-chan is such a rich girl

gawwwwwwd Im not rich LOL! NZ is just next door man :):)



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hey Ori ty!


**offer a solution to him or ber to have a fresh breath of life.


its so easier said than done :) I mean how cud u possibly offer a fresh-breath solution to a total stranger on the train?? I dun even know this person n he/she might get very offensive right?


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ty Sameera n hey WC :)




Keshi.

niki yokota said...

yes yes u are rich!!
ive been to next door korea only one time...*tear*
cant afford to collect shoes!!

SamY said...

he he ... you can make such a hilarious drama out such a hopeless situation :)) ... gt give that tyu NUTTY

btw unlike women, men don't carry deo's ... that explain why they stay longer out of the restroom than women :p

but stinking that way gosh! I'v had a worse exp. fello passenger (office cab) farting big time inside the A/C car in which we travel for 30 mins :-o ... I could do nothing more than adjust the vents to throw the cold at me so that I get numb

keshi should launch a campaign against such ppl ... I'll join ur club too :D

Keshi said...

Niki I can afford to collect shoes cos Im single and I dun much care abt Savings :) i.o.w. Im a bad girl LOL!


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haha Samy ty!


**fello passenger (office cab) farting big time inside the A/C car in which we travel for 30 mins

LOL omg thats so rude! I'd hv stopped the cab n gotten out while swearing at him real bad.


Keshi.