Friday, October 12

Ask and Die!

It's Friday...so let's have some serious fun mah hunnies. I wanna know the top 10 questions that someone should never ask their partner. You can list as many questions as you want in your comment, and I'll select the best ones and update this post with them at the end of all your entries. So the top 10 will be listed after you all take part in this post.


To begin with I'll just list 5 such questions, so that you get an idea about this post. So here are some questions I think one should NEVER ask their BF/GF:


1. What are you wearing?

WTF is that? I mean if you're my partner, you don't have to ask what I'm wearing...just be a frikkin carnally creative man and undress me to find out the answer?? Or do you want me to write a letter with the answer and post it to you which might take like 3 days to reach ya!


2. How many men have you slept with?

Does it matter anymore now that you're with me or are you planning a threesome? I hate it when men ask that kind of question...it's kind of a sick mentality that seeks such info. Knowing about your partner's sexual past is important, but to ask a question in that manner is degrading.


3. Maybe you should join a gym?


BANG...BANG BANG BANG...BANG!

***an eerie silence follows...a bodybag is being taken out of the house***


4. Don't you think that girl at the party was really HOT?

yeah I think she was hot and you too would look hot in a tuxedo in a sexy white coffin which will be delivered tonight. Maybe you should invite her in advance for your Wake? Or if you so wanna live maybe you'd choose the option of donating your eyes? Ok wish granted.


5. What's for dinner/lunch?


How much would you pay me on a daily basis for providing Kitchen services? I'm not your mommy neither am I a woman who's a devoted kitchen whore to her husband/BF. Maybe you thought I'm a B&B service? As much as we both contribute to our Bed services, Breakfast should be team work too. Ofcourse I can cook and clean, but you should know how to do all that too. It's 50-50 or else get out and rent a cook, while I rent a BF.


Now go for it girls and boys! Be as free as you wanna be with your comments and hey drop in some unique ones ok ;-). Can't wait to read em all! And if you do intend to bite your partner this weekend, make it a soft bite...but it he/she just asked one of those questions from you, then your bite should resemble a dog attack ok.

Today's song is one of my favs that I'll never get tired of listening to. I even sing it on Karaoke...not exactly like the Bee Gees sing it though (hell nah!)...cos I sound too girly hehe :)...but I love singing it and I loved dedicating it to someone long long time ago...his love wasn't too deep to last but we loved each other while it lasted...


Ok guys, have a good weekend...see yous soon!


Current Music: How Deep Is Your Love by Bee Gees

133 Cranium Signets:

KAYLEE said...

omg Kaylz I'll be thinking of ya! HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZ!////

THANKS I WOULD ANSWER IF I WASNT FREAKING OUT!!!!!!!!!

RamaG said...

am i the first one here?? I wonder

My question...
"Are you a Virgin"

-Rama.

Outdoorsy Girl said...

Your #2 question is certainly a dangerous one, BUT this one is DEADLY....

Was she better in bed than me?

:P fuzzbox said...

1. Never ask an open ended question to a woman.

If you ask a man how his day went he will answer by saying either great, so-so, or shitty. If you ask a woman how her day went, you better be prepared to listen for awhile.

2. Never ask if it was good for her too.

If she faked it for you, then that shows that she really cared. Don't spoil it.

3. If you get a little buzzed and don't remember exactly what you did or said the night before, don't ask. Just assume that you were an ass and act accordingly.

4. Don't ask for comparisons between yourself and a former lover of hers. You might end up on the short end of the stick, and who needs that aggravation.

That's all I have for now but what you have listed are great.

chocolteluva said...

hahaha... yes i do love it.
ITS TRUE... totally agree with all 5 of them....

i think teh best way to teach men something or get ure point across to them is SHOW AND TELL and TIT FOR TAT. otherwise those thick headed idiots never see our point of view.

other Q's not to ask -----
definitely never tell me ure day couldnt possibly be worse than mine. I HATE THAT. how DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY DAY WAS????

lol ask and die is correct.

also whenever i do get mad because the man is a moron or said something annoying -- dont immediately ask me "OH IS IT THAT TIME AGAIN"
thats when i wanna pull out a hammer and continue to slam the idiot to oblivion

Kulpreet said...

I THINK i AM VERY LUCKY TO GET THE OPPURTUNITY TO POST THE FIRST COMMENT. GOOD LIST OF QUESTIONS THAT ONE SHOULDN'T ASK. BUT TELL ME, HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT HOW NICE IT WOULD BE IF ONE ASKED AND THE OTHER DIDN'T OBJECT.
LISTS DON'T WORK, UNDERSTADING DOES.
AM I SOUNDING LIKE A TEACHER,. AWWW... HERE I GO AGAIN...
CHEERS!

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AmitL said...

LOLz...Keshi,thanks for the laugh of the day,in the early morning of a three-day weekend.
-----
Re. your questions and answers:
You do give some great instinctive answers,like,to the:
- The 'what are you wearing'one.(Droolicious answer u gave)
- The 'men you've slept with'one is just too crude a question,and,I'm shocked if some men do ask that(I wouldn't)- is it their ego coming to the fore?
- As for the gym one,I think I'd judge the nature of the GF before asking thusly...like,for eg,I wouldn't ask you such a query,since my lil life's so precious.(*ducks for cover*)

- The hot party girl: The answer should be: Ya,ya,she's hot and I'm steaming,can't you see?
- The 'dinner/lunch' one: Simplest way to stop such questions: Reply with: The kitchen's waiting for you,dirty dishes and all.Today's your turn,you see...I just made the rule.
-----
I'll give you my set of five questions from a recent post that you've read,and,would like some 'different answers' than the ones I gave. Here goes:

The five 'not to ask questions' are:
1 - "What are you thinking?"
2 - "Do you love me?"
3 - "Do I look fat?"(That's like the gym one,but,trickier)
4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?"(That's like the party hottie one,but,trickier,again)
5 - "What would you do if I died?"

And,err,I just remembered a funnier one:
6. Is it in yet?

Cheers and have a nice day.

Dawn....सेहर said...

Wow!!!! good tips for guys that too on a Friday night ;)
Purrrrfect :D

Cheers dear huggggz to u 2

southpaw said...

Hahahahaha:):):)
1. What are you wearing?***There r a couple of questions more incontext to this one which r even more annoying...lolz

Steph said...

lol, "Is it in yet".

Not good. Seriously.

Jim said...

am i the first?


wud u share your love with my best friend ?

u look younger than u really are

Bibi said...

I can't think of an actual question that hasn't already been mentioned ... but whatever the question, don't ask it in a little squeaky baby voice (...especially if you're a man!)

AmitL said...

Hey..just read your comment on my post...of course I'm around on Sunday..was just debating how it feels to 'not be around',but,can't resist the temptation.:)

DJ said...

lol... i m rolling on the floor right now with laughter... :)
too hilarious... :D
tc...

anits said...

haha what a good post keshi...
these are few question that you shouldnt ask:
1. nvr ask them have u kiss ur x-gf
2. compare your x-gf and me
3. do u love me?
4. how much u love me?
5. say i love u to me

hahaha i think these are the important question u should not ask....
tcare keshi and hv a good weekends

Jim said...

Questions Women Should Never Ask Men
.
"Do you think Pamela Anderson is sexier than me?"

Men: Compliment her enough and you won't have to hear this question ever again.

Jim said...

were u faking ?
(orgasm)

Jay said...

Not only should you never ask how many times somebody has had sex before women should never ask for details and men should never answer. Women store those details for future use against men when they have an argument. LOL

Would you still love me if I was REALLY fat?

Autumn Storm said...

Outdoorsy girl's is a killer.

Will you marry me? If the answer is no, the question having been asked can cause, not always, no end of problems.

Never ask any question one isn't prepared to get an honest answer to. Ahh, the memories. :-D
Hmm, okay, going to have me another coffee and perhaps even take this question along with me for the day, and then hopefully I'll be back to answer it properly.
PS Good 5!

Autumn Storm said...

PPS Have a great weekend, xo

Andrew said...

Not really a question but do not be honest if your partner asks you your opinion of their clothing.

ishita said...

lol....

I'd say not getting answers is what puts me off :P

but yeah,

the first ques I simply detest.

the second is just as bad.

the third & fourth - so dead :D :D

the fifth - is the bane of my existence!!!

the one I hate most is "can i get another cup of tea/coffee?" - coz the last one wld still be lying untouched cold!!! :((

or

"does the shirt luk good?"... i say "hmmm yea" and he promptly changes into a tee?!!

:D

MEN! :P

ps: kesh..howz d hair color :)..

tc *hugggzz* enjoy ur wkend :))

Nadine said...

You response was funny to your questions.

Fleiger said...

Errr... about Q.1. How about using it to set the mood? How about you get a message asking that question before your romantic date?

Jeya Anand said...

hey I am not back into blogging for now....just reading and commenting on off days...

I am fine and what abt you??any sweet news from your side?:)

Die Muräne said...

'where were you the last few weeks?'

The Stormin Mormon said...

"Everything Okay?"

-Never in my life will I ask that one again. If I somehow have the mental vibe that everything in her life is not somehow altogether amazingly perfect I will keep that fucking observation to myself. Way better than trying to figure out why I am supposed to care about whatever is upsetting her. If it isn't me, I don't really need to know...

But hey, that's just the observation from someone who had to put up with a tirade a while ago, and is still a little bitter about it. ;-)

Swami P'Nanda said...

"Keep the change".

captain corky said...

Okay, I'll rephrase the question, "What are you making us for dinner honey?" ;)

Ghost Particle said...

Im loving this post. :D brilliant, so true...why do people always want to nose in when they just know! :D

//3. Maybe you should join a gym?// Bahahahahaha....

KMF said...

wow........

mutleythedog said...

My Top questions

"Do you ever wear a merkin?"

"Was that your father in the Nuremburg Trial?"

"Are we transplant compatible?"

Andrew The Asshole said...

Also I think it should be against the law for your partner to ask your opinion about some of those things if they don't want an honest answer. Should I join a gym? How many parnters should one have?

Don't ask question you don't want to know!!!!

Adorable Pancreas said...

Why are you wearing that?
I'm sorry I offended you, your darlingness, I won't wear again.

I'd hate to be asked that.

Trinnie said...

keshi, i agree with all of ur questions!

men shouldn't ask this, but even if they do i have no qualms answering such questions. because such critical questions are an acid test to know whther they guy is right for u or not judging from his reactions!
er...did i confuse u?

Instead of asking "are you a virgin, they will ask "So how far did you go with him? all the way?"

a complete no-no!

"Do you masturbate and how many times?"
wo! thats direct!

"how many men have you been with?"

"do you use toilet paper?"

"ever given a blowjob? so how was it?"


sorry, thats my list of eww questions!

then again,
"do you promise to be with me forever? never forsake me?"
omg, what melodrama? (applicable to both the sexes!)

"will you quit contact with your ex for me?"
sacrifices! ...

i guess thats it!
been here after long. still have exams on. :(
u were right, exams do wonder to the mind. i hope my examiners survive after reading my paper!:P

Asha said...

LOL!!! You are in a good mood for weekend already!!!
Can't answer any of your q's. Arvind was and is one and the only, didn't have to go thru' all that!!
I love to "Egg" my husband;s face too once in a while!!Hahaha!!
Have a fun weekend Kesh, hugs.

J said...

Glad I scrolled down to read your questions.. cos the first thing that hit me was the same question.

How many girls have you been with before me

Not sure if my questions fall in 'the category' but what's annoying is when the question is popped

How is it that you have a condom with you?

and that depressing question..

Am I fine?? and a Yes doesn't really end it.. a goddamned justification is needed to back it up.

Sucks!!

Paul Champagne said...

There is just one "never ask" question ... "Am I better in bed than your ex?"

You might not like the answer

Brian in Oxford said...

I find it a bad idea to ask,

Wanna pick a movie out with me from the video store?

It's much easier to pick one you want, and if she watches, fine. She can pick one she wants, and if it sucks, then go in the kitchen and make her a big bowl of popcorn on the stove (a 20 minute project instead of 3 in the microwave....)

Helen said...

I'm definitely with you on the "How many have you slept with?" question, and I loved some of your answers:
***BANG...BANG BANG BANG...BANG!

***an eerie silence follows...a bodybag is being taken out of the house***
Too funny!!

Men (and women) should never say "Are you going to wear THAT?" (if it's said mean)

Who was that on the phone?
--what are you the CIA, if I want to tell you, I'll tell you!

Do you need me to go to your great-aunt's/uncle's/grandparent's 93rd birthday party with you?
Yes, yes, hell yes

The Phoenix said...

Here's a bad question to ask:

"Is that just a pimple down there?"

Jeevan said...

“As much as we both contribute to our Bed services, Breakfast should be team work too.” what a point keshi! Said well.

Did my touch feels u like our ex ones? A dialogue like something comes in films na;)

Happy weekend dear.

RAFFI said...

i avoid the question, "what's your name again?" that seems to turn women off.

The Phosgene Kid said...

Found that perfect pair of shoes yet??

curryegg said...

I just know what to do when my guy is asking me about how cool and sexy the girl on the next door look like.

Kalpana said...

No need of answering a wierd question, giving a wierd expression too matters...:))

AVIANA said...

are my breasts droopy?

Detective en apuros said...

Would you be open to a threesome with your cousin Anna?

Pijush said...

Waoww.. nice post keshi and very interesting questions.
My 5 questions thats should not be asked are.
1. Tell me something about your past affair.
2. How much money your father has?
3. Do you still like someone other than me?
4. How you leart the tricks about sex?
5. Why the meal is not good today?

starry nights said...

You always come up with such neat stuff Keshi.the five questions never to ask your partner is( this would be "J"
1..Am I too fat
2..what will you do if I died, would you marry again
3..what did you do at work
4..Are you going to have another drink
5...How many girlfriends did you have
6..Do you have regrets marrying me.

indicaspecies said...

- How much money do you make?
- Have you ever had a one-night stand?

'Ask' such questions and you shall 'die'..coz the answer is always: None of your B&$^@% business you B$*@^%# LOL

Helen said...

Here's another one, Keshi!

When a gal's feeling particularly amorous it is NEVER ok for a guy to say "have you been drinking?"

No, No, and I forget why I was nuzzling up to you!!

niki yokota said...

coffin will be delivered tonight? lololol
keshi-chan ur post is sooo fabulous!!
yeah i hate that kind of question how many guys/girls u slept with.
(its very common in jp though)
good to know each other in such impolite way. haha~
i cant think of anything else now..
oh "what is ur father doing?"
"where does ur father live?"
"are u good at cooking?"
have a nice weekend!! hugzzzz

Yeah Him said...

Anything and everything about past relationships except, "is there anything left over from past ones that might travel with me forever if I get infected by it."

DOn't want to know the good.
DOn't want to know the bad.

And don't want to know anything about the sex life.

I'll just assume that fun new move was picked up from Cosmo's descriptive writing.

anuj said...

Hey kesh darlin .. how r u babeh ;)

interestin questionin here hun ..

well wht wud tease me the most wud be :

1. 'what are you thinking'
answered .. arite ..bt thn comes again .. 'no it was somthing .. tell me properly' .. grrr ..

2. 'why were you looking at that gal?'

3. 'did u really miss me?' .. this is most disgusting .. bcause its put in the fashion .. 'whts the point .. u didnt evn miss me ..evr' ..

4. 'do you really love me?'

5. 'what would you when I die' .. such stupid messgs .. :O


have a gud weekend keshi ..
cheers

Vik said...

May be I would say, first offensive question would be, Are you a Virgin? and say get stuck somewhere and ask innocently, "Any prior experience when we are stuck here" perhaps "am i the first?"
Then ask a party question "How about u share your love with my best friend ?" :-)
And a family attack "Is that lady thre your actual mother, she looks so hot. Damn can't take my eyes off her " LOL
And the killer blow - "And u look younger than u really are. You know" LMAO

Poo said...

hhhhhhhhhhhhiiii sexy babeeee
howz you?

ROFL ...tooo good

I agree with all the five especially the breakfast 50:50,

he dare nsay me this Q

1. You family is very weird?
2. You must learn cooking from my frnds wife, she cooks really well
3. I thought you will get a House and Car in the wedding, but since you have not..i have to work late nights
4. You need to control ur shopping
5. you already have so many clothes why buy new ones
6. She is so smart, look at her she has maintained herself so well

i think the list will never end ...and guy can never change, and we have to live with it sometimes

Love you babessss have a MAST weekend

Miss ya loads

Poo

Poo said...

One more

Do you have more fun with your friends than you have when you’re with me...

Jeevan said...

I have tagged u keshi, check my blog.

Fish said...

How about:
-If I think of you, while I fuck another woman or two, would you still see it as cheating?
-Would you recomend me to your girlfriends?
-What did you say your name was again?(when you wake up beside her)

I need morning coffie, than I'll give you some more.

Sweetstickychewy said...

lol!!Intereeesting post!:P Ask and you shall die indeeds.lol..

Hmm..

I guess questions like those below.

Did u do this/that with him?

Why did you say hi to him before u did to me?

Would you give up everything for me?

Do you have a thing for him or Do you like him more than me?

Was mine the best kiss you ever had?

I am the best man you can ever find right?

Do you like cums on your face?


Cheeries!!:D

Jim said...

will u still love me if i were to loose my libido?


will u still love me when i m 64 ?

Jim said...

never to say

your butt is big
u look healthy

u r beautiful /pretty
say sexy

Jim said...

can i marry your sis if u die before me?

Stace said...

Men shouldn't ask questions, they should just do as they're told.

One thing that always astounds me about your blog is the pictures. They're always so very apt. How on earth do you find them?

Cazzie!!! said...

Having a great weekend, will update it when I get back home Keshi xxx

Zhu said...

The gym question and the number of partners are two big no-non. Unless you like being hurt and having a huge argument, of course !

I love the pic with the egg ! :D

I tagged you for a meme :

Correr Es Mi Destino

Don't hate me till you see why ;)

EBEZP said...

Hi Keshi, good one this -
Is he better than me/Am I better than him??

Did you just think of me then?

What was your name again?

Do you shag on first dates?

Was that the best ever?

akanksha said...

Good post Keshi..loved it! All five seem so nasty so be asked.

akanksha said...

And my take would be "Why is your mom coming to see us?"

general_boy said...

1. was that your fart?
2. I guess a threesome is out of the question then?
3. can you be quiet? I'm trying to watch TV.
4. is that the cheapest one you could find?
5. what did he give you I couldn't?
6. can we get a puppy?
7. haven't you done the dishes yet?
8. are you just tired honey?
9. haven't you got enough handbags?
10. How about we give "greek style" a go tonight?

Pritika Gupta said...

Wow..interesting post!! interesting comments... :D .. few from my side..
while proposing..will u be my friend... ?? hate this question..
u got lot of pimples..
u look dull today...
can i watch some TV.... As if match is more important than anything else...
That was good..but little salt and little chilli would have made it better.. why dont u cook urself...
Were u jealous...noo i loved seeing u watching another bird..

La vida Loca said...

-is she pettier than me?
-why do u spend so much time talking to your mom?
-does this dress make my ass look fat?

Iceman said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....

OK... Undressing you... I say why not... :P I'd rather consider myself fortunate!(should u agree!!!!) :P
Or rather I should run for my life! What if you do it b4 I did!?!?!

Well... comin 2 the point... :P

Forget questions... first u need a partner to ask such stupid questions.... Now temme how will a romantically challenged even understand these questions... forget comin up with some such!

Errr... so... how ya been?

Iceman said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....

OK... Undressing you... I say why not... :P I'd rather consider myself fortunate!(should u agree!!!!) :P
Or rather I should run for my life! What if you do it b4 I did!?!?!

Well... comin 2 the point... :P

Forget questions... first u need a partner to ask such stupid questions.... Now temme how will a romantically challenged even understand these questions... forget comin up with some such!

Errr... so... how ya been?

KP said...

am i the only one?

are u gold digger?

does this make sense?

ToOothlEss WOndeR! said...

jeez girl, i think my mum's gonna come lookin for ya.
i was plannin to get married, and of the 5, three are my regular questions.
and i was plannin to get married soon.. now i guess i should think about it.
:)

relations said...

hey..
i know this one does not qualify for your list, but i could come up with only this one..

do you love me?
because if he/she loves,then there is no need to confirm..
and if he/she doesnt, them they will not hesitate in lying..

The Stormin Mormon said...

OK, so I have given up on trying myself (this isn't exactly rare, but shocking when it comes to me and code, because I'm usually alright with that stuff).

How on earth do you embed the YouTube music into the sidebar and get it to automatically play? I'm stumped.

Orikinla Osinachi. said...

Sweet Keshi,
I will ask the five questions you listed in the course of my relationship with the woman I love.

It is better to be honest and transparent.

Ask and Live a more open-minded life!

Spill it out before it chokes you.

Cheers and God bless.


N.B:
Please, i am not commenting on your posts so that you can reciprocate by visiting my blogs and commenting.

I do not believe in such "you scratch my back and I scratch yours" blog traffic exchange.

gautami tripathy said...

My questions are

Where are you?

You ok?

lemonade said...

do i not turn you on anymore??!

Ps said...

1.What did you have for dinner/lunch?
2.uh--What did you say?(That means you did not even listen)
3.Which caste are you? (HORRIBLE!!I hear that sometimes!)
4.Which place are you from? (how does it matter?)
5.Do you think of someone else other than me?

AnonymousBlogger said...

For me, it's not the questions that get me in trouble, it's the answers to questions. Ha ha.

I would say that your #3 is the biggest no-no of all. That one would just blow up.

WP2007 said...

Hi Keshi

Here's a couple:

Who's better, me or your dog?

How many diets have you tried and failed?

Are you that small or is that your fat hiding it?

Where did you get your hair transplant done?


LOL

Bev

Jim said...

aHeyyyyyyyyy
Orikinla just dropped by


expect him here soon

Keshi said...

God bless ya Kaylz! I hope the surgery went well. Was thinking abt u all wknd n right now...and my mum sends u her love as well.

HUGGGGGGGGGZ!

-----------------------------------

hey Rama!

**"Are you a Virgin"

OMG I LOATHE THAT QN! I know wut u mean...some ppl ask that as if it's such a normal qn to ask when actually I wanna punch his face blak n blu.


-----------------------------------

G'day Outdoorsy!


**Was she better in bed than me?

Revolting qn I know! And wud anyone ever get an honest ans there? I guess not.

Good one hun...tnxx!


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hey Fuzzy tnxx!


**shitty. If you ask a woman how her day went, you better be prepared to listen for awhile.

LOL u got that right!



**If she faked it for you, then that shows that she really cared. Don't spoil it.

wud u know if she faked it? Just a qn :)


** Just assume that you were an ass and act accordingly

lolz I love that one! Way to be Fuzzy!


**Don't ask for comparisons between yourself and a former lover of hers

I agree..I hate that kinda qn...it makes u feel like u wanna hit him on the head with a saucepan.


ty so much!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Choco lol!


**ure day couldnt possibly be worse than mine

yes...how wud they know???!!!!



**OH IS IT THAT TIME AGAIN"

OMG soooo true! Once a guy asked me that and I didn't talk to him for abt 5months after that!

Good ones Choco ty!


-----------------------------------

hey Kulz first or not, I still value ur comment :)


** HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT HOW NICE IT WOULD BE IF ONE ASKED AND THE OTHER DIDN'T OBJECT.
LISTS DON'T WORK, UNDERSTADING DOES.


awww now u sound like my Love therapist lol! I know wut u mean...this post was just done humorously Kulz..thats all :) d u honestly think I'd shoot a guy and take that bodybag out of the house? LOL!


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ty Phos u too!



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Lapa WC!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

Hey Amit how was ur 'long' wknd?


** The 'what are you wearing'one.(Droolicious answer u gave)

hehehe ;-)



**I wouldn't ask you such a query,since my lil life's so precious

u can choose from donating ur eyes to being a dead body....which one d u prefer Amit? LOL!


I rem that post of ur's :):) here r some new answers.


**1 - "What are you thinking?"

where my brain went...


**2 - "Do you love me?"

obviously a big no? LOL!


**3 - "Do I look fat?"(That's like the gym one,but,trickier)

ur ego is fatter.


**4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?

need I even ask that!


**5 - "What would you do if I died?"

hv a funeral and start dating again?


:)

**6. Is it in yet?

Who asks this...the guy or the gal? LOL!


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ty Dawny!


HUGGGGGGGGGZ!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Southy!

**There r a couple of questions more incontext to this one which r even more annoying

like? :)


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Stepher I didnt even know who asked that qn..the guy or the gal. how bad is that LOL!


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hey Jim tnxx!


**am i the first?

u mean first gf/bf? thats a dumb qn unless he/she is 14yrs old.


**wud u share your love with my best friend ?

wut kinda twisted qn is that?


**u look younger than u really are

LOL this one takes the cake! Women HATE that qn not better not say that ok!


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hey Bibi no worries :)


**don't ask it in a little squeaky baby voice (...especially if you're a man!)

LOL haha!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

LOL DJ Im glad and ty!



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ty Anits :)


**1. nvr ask them have u kiss ur x-gf

LOL!


**2. compare your x-gf and me

true!


**3. do u love me?

duhhh!:):)


**4. how much u love me?

I know..its an annoying qn.


**5. say i love u to me

haha pathetic!


ty for that Anits loved em!


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HI again Jimmy! :)


**"Do you think Pamela Anderson is sexier than me?"

I wud never compare myself with Pam. Cos I really dun think she's sexy. fake boobs hello!!


**Men: Compliment her enough and you won't have to hear this question ever again.

LOL good one!



**were u faking ?

thats a bad one to ask!


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hello Jay!


**women should never ask for details and men should never answer. Women store those details for future use against men when they have an argument.

hahahaha r we talking from experience? ;-)


**Would you still love me if I was REALLY fat?

LOL I know...that qn is soooo dumb!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Autumn ty! :)


**Will you marry me? If the answer is no, the question having been asked can cause, not always, no end of problems.

very true!! I so agree.


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heyya Andrew!

**do not be honest if your partner asks you your opinion of their clothing.

LOL hahaha good one! I'd like an honest nas tho :)


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hey Ish ty for being here beautiful!


**"can i get another cup of tea/coffee?" - coz the last one wld still be lying untouched cold!!

LOL that wud be so annoying!


**"does the shirt luk good?"... i say "hmmm yea" and he promptly changes into a tee?!!

haha that is irritating!


did u color ur hair Ish? WOW lovely new shade!


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ty Nadine!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Fleiger!

**about Q.1. How about using it to set the mood? How about you get a message asking that question before your romantic date?

thats altogether a different situation..I agree ;-)


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hey Jeya tnxx!

well no such 'sweet' news..how abt u? :)



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heyya Murane!


**'where were you the last few weeks?'

hehehe...so d u soemtimes disappear for weeks? :) If I were ur GF I'd dump u instantly then LOL!


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hey Mormon tnxx!


**"Everything Okay?"

LOL so u got the shits from her for asking that? awww..I think it's a pretty caring qn to ask.



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Swami WC!

**Keep the change".

how d u mean? LOL!


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hey Captain!


**"What are you making us for dinner honey?

now thats much better! :)


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:) tnxx Ghosty!



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KMF heyy!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Mutley!


**"Do you ever wear a merkin?"

hmm some kinkster there...


**"Was that your father in the Nuremburg Trial?"

LOL!


**"Are we transplant compatible?"

lol wut kinda qn is that??



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hey Andrew!


**it should be against the law for your partner to ask your opinion about some of those things if they don't want an honest answer

ROFL @against the law!

I agree..if u dun wanna hear an honets ans, then dun ask!


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hey Adorable!



**Why are you wearing that?


lollllz! I'd kill him.




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Trinnie all the best with ur exams!


**Instead of asking "are you a virgin, they will ask "So how far did you go with him? all the way?"

I so know that kinda qn! Some guys r so canny.



**"Do you masturbate and how many times?"


If anyone asked me that, I'd make him regret that.


**"how many men have you been with?"

yeah I know that dumb qn!


**"do you use toilet paper?"

LOL who asked that??? U cud hv told him 'wud u prefer if I didnt use any at all?'.


**"ever given a blowjob? so how was it?"

LOL! U should say 'any blow-job wud be better as long as its not on u'.



**then again,
"do you promise to be with me forever? never forsake me?"

LOL hahaha!


**"will you quit contact with your ex for me?"
sacrifices! ...

Thats total insecurity!



LOL tnxx Trinnie loved em all!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Asha :)

**I love to "Egg" my husband;s face too once in a while

LOL! But ur a loving wife who cooks for ur family cos u want to...and ur good at it too. Whereas I'm a different kind altogether!

tnxx hun n HUGGGGGGGGGGZ!


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lolz Jono!


**How is it that you have a condom with you?

d u carry one? ;-)


**Am I fine?? and a Yes doesn't really end it.. a goddamned justification is needed to back it up.

hahahaha so true!


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heyy Paul!


** "Am I better in bed than your ex?"

hmm but its such a tempting one to ask LOL!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Brian!

**Wanna pick a movie out with me from the video store?


I loved ur explnation as to why u shouldnt ask that qn. hahahaha!


-----------------------------------

hey Helen ty!


**Are you going to wear THAT?"

I so know that one! :)


**Who was that on the phone?

I hate hate hate that qn!



**Do you need me to go to your great-aunt's/uncle's/grandparent's 93rd birthday party with you?

LOL!


**When a gal's feeling particularly amorous it is NEVER ok for a guy to say "have you been drinking?"

thats a mood-killer for sure!


tnxx Helen loved em all :)

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heyy Phoenix!


**"Is that just a pimple down there?"


LOL ewwwwwww!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Jeevan tnxx!

**Did my touch feels u like our ex ones?

LOL so filmy!



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hello Raffi!

**"what's your name again?"

yes! I hate that qn..it makes u feel like ur so not imp and that u were not worth remembering. NEVER ASK THAT!


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hey Phos!

**Found that perfect pair of shoes yet??

r asking me or is this part of this post? LOL!


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hey Curry!


**how cool and sexy the girl on the next door look like.

LOL hit him on the head!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Kalpana!

**No need of answering a wierd question, giving a wierd expression too matters

definitely :) but if u ask a wierd qn, be prepared to get a wierd ans!


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hey Lisa!


**are my breasts droopy?

I'd never ever ask that from my man! Instead I'll ask 'arent YOUR certain parts getting a lil old'..LOL!


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hey Detective WC!


**Would you be open to a threesome with your cousin Anna?


LOL ur grounded for life!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Pijush ty!

**1. Tell me something about your past affair.

annoying isnt it!


**2. How much money your father has?

LOL thats a topper!


**3. Do you still like someone other than me?

hmm how abt, yeah alot of em LOL!


**4. How you leart the tricks about sex?

haha!


**5. Why the meal is not good today?

never ask that from a woman...never ever..unless u wanna look like that guy with an egg on his face! :)


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ty Starry HUGGGGGGGGGZ!

**1..Am I too fat

hehe I'll never ask that qn..


**2..what will you do if I died, would you marry again

too much! :)


**3..what did you do at work

work ofcourse LOL!


**4..Are you going to have another drink

hahaha that reminded me of my mum n dad!


**5...How many girlfriends did you have

hehehe...


**6..Do you have regrets marrying me.

LOL never ask that!


tnxx Starry!


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lolz Indica!


**- How much money do you make?

if a guy asked that from me, I'd kick his ass.


**- Have you ever had a one-night stand?

LOL say u had a 5-nigh stand and if it's better an ans!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Niki :):)

**what is ur father doing?"

say 'resting in peace'..


**"where does ur father live?"

say 'prison'...


**"are u good at cooking?"

say 'yeah cooking up a storm, wud u like that now?'...


HUGGGGGGGGGZ Niki!


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hello Yeah_Him!


**is there anything left over from past ones that might travel with me forever if I get infected by it

OMG thats a classic! tnxx matey!



**Cosmo

Hell nah! But I love Cosmo :)


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Hahahah Anuj some very 'typical' qns there...ty!


**3. 'did u really miss me?' .. this is most disgusting .. bcause its put in the fashion .. 'whts the point .. u didnt evn miss me ..evr' ..


LOL @disgusting! So Anuj did u miss me? :)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Vikz! :)

**Is that lady thre your actual mother, she looks so hot


LOL Omg that wud cause murder!


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aww Poo HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ! Hows u sweetz?


**1. You family is very weird?

who says this? I'd kill him if he said that.


**2. You must learn cooking from my frnds wife, she cooks really well

hahaha!


**3. I thought you will get a House and Car in the wedding, but since you have not..i have to work late nights

lolz Poo!


**4. You need to control ur shopping

hmmm how?? :)



**5. you already have so many clothes why buy new ones

omg he has no idea right!


**6. She is so smart, look at her she has maintained herself so well

I hate that kinda comparisons!



ty Poo and hey I miss ya!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hi again Poo!

**Do you have more fun with your friends than you have when you’re with me...

hehe stupid qn right? :)


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k Jeevan ty!



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hey Fish ;-)


**-If I think of you, while I fuck another woman or two, would you still see it as cheating?

LOL omg!


**-Would you recomend me to your girlfriends?

hahaha NAAAAWWW!


**-What did you say your name was again?(when you wake up beside her)

ooops thats a bad one!


:):)

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hey Amy tnxx hun! :)


**Did u do this/that with him?

lolz I so know that one!


**Why did you say hi to him before u did to me?

omg jealousy ha!


**Would you give up everything for me?

yeah rite! ;-)


**Do you have a thing for him or

I hv lots of things for him LOL!


**Do you like him more than me?

:):)


**Was mine the best kiss you ever had?

till I kiss every man on Earth, I cant ans that qn..LOL!


**Do you like cums on your face?

HAHAHAHA Amy!!! :):):):)


tnxx hun!

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hey Jim!

**will u still love me if i were to loose my libido?

will u still love me if Im 96 and sex with u wud make me wanna puke n die? LOL!



**will u still love me when i m 64 ?

r u 63 now? :)


**your butt is big
u look healthy
u r beautiful /pretty
say sexy

some good advice there Jim :)


**can i marry your sis if u die before me?

theres no chance for that cos ur gonna die right now. LOL!


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hey Stace hows it going?


**Men shouldn't ask questions, they should just do as they're told.

ty babez! ;-)



**One thing that always astounds me about your blog is the pictures. They're always so very apt. How on earth do you find them?

tnxx Stace! :) I just search for the best pics that suit my posts..just that Im very passionate abt wut I write so I hv to hv the right pics too. It isnt too hard to find em when u know the 'word' ur looking for...




Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Caz u too HUGGGGGGGGGGZ!


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hey Zhu ty!


u tagged me? awww ok no probs..will be there soon :)



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hey Ebez hows u?


**Is he better than me/Am I better than him??

yep never ask comparing qns.


**Did you just think of me then?

lol!


**What was your name again?

OOOPS big mistake!


**Do you shag on first dates?

LOL hahaha shagadalic qn there!



**Was that the best ever?

haha how abt NO!


tnxx mate!


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hey Akaknsha!


**"Why is your mom coming to see us?"

LOL good qn but. HAHAHA!


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hey Boy!


**1. was that your fart?

ewwwwwwwww!


**2. I guess a threesome is out of the question then?

LOL yes!


**3. can you be quiet? I'm trying to watch TV.

Sports u mean!


**4. is that the cheapest one you could find?

LOL!


**5. what did he give you I couldn't?

ALOT? :)


**6. can we get a puppy?

yes yes yes! ;-)


**7. haven't you done the dishes yet?

lolz!


**8. are you just tired honey?

no just pissed. :)


**9. haven't you got enough handbags?

never ENOUGH! :)


**10. How about we give "greek style" a go tonight?

LOL! loved that one!


tnxx mate!


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hey Pritika ty!


**while proposing..will u be my friend... ?? hate this question..

LOL!


**u got lot of pimples..
u look dull today...

urgggggg I'd kick him!


**can i watch some TV.... As if match is more important than anything else...

LOL!


**That was good..but little salt and little chilli would have made it better.. why dont u cook urself...

indeedz!


**Were u jealous...noo i loved seeing u watching another bird..

LOL haha Pritika cute one!



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hey LaVida ty!

**is she pettier than me?

never ask that knowing u r the PRETTIEST anyways :)


**-why do u spend so much time talking to your mom?

LOL cos she's better company!


**-does this dress make my ass look fat?

haha!


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hey Iceman WB! :)


** What if you do it b4 I did!?!?!

LOL I might just do that!



**Now temme how will a romantically challenged even understand these questions... forget comin up with some such!

haha just cos Im single now, dun assume I hvnt had this kinda experience b4 ;-)



Keshi.

jitendra said...

i think i wud ask these very questions :) i wudnt ask any logical questions to a girl b/c logic and girls dont go together
and the one who *IS* logical is who i call ungirly ;)

Keshi said...

hey KP!

**am i the only one?

the only one right now. LOL!


**are u gold digger?

urrrrgggg!


**does this make sense?

lol as if!


:) ty KP!


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hey Toothey!


**i was plannin to get married, and of the 5, three are my regular questions.

LOL which 3? doesnt matter which 3, ur doomed LOL!


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Relations WC n ty!

**do you love me?

hehe typical!


**because if he/she loves,then there is no need to confirm..
and if he/she doesnt, them they will not hesitate in lying..

LOL true.


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hey Mormon!

**How on earth do you embed the YouTube music into the sidebar and get it to automatically play? I'm stumped.

:) I think Im the FIRST blogger who found out how to do that. Im not bragging here but alot of bloggers asked me that qn so many times and I helped them out with the code. It's easy...gimme an email and I'll send the code over.


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hey Ori WB! I missed ya. HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ!

u will ask all of these qns Ori? :(


being honest is one thing but being rude is altogether another thing, isnt it? :) But to each his own. I mean these qns may sound rude to me, but may not be so to others. So yeah its really ur call.


**I do not believe in such "you scratch my back and I scratch yours" blog traffic exchange.

awwwwww...I havent visited u in a while...I'll b there soon. Its not 'you scratch my back and I scratch yours'..it's just that whoever is current in my blog, gets a visit from me...I dun hv time to go back in posts to search old visitors and visit them as well. But that doesnt mean I have forgotten my old friends..HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ n ty!


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hey Gautami!


**Where are you?

wuts wrong with that qn? unless ur upto something that u dun want him to know abt LOL! :)


**You ok?

awww thats a sweet qn na?


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hey Leomnade!

**do i not turn you on anymore??!

haha I know that qn...just say 'not a hope' :)


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hey PS ty!


**1.What did you have for dinner/lunch?

hehehe..why not ask this? :)


**2.uh--What did you say?(That means you did not even listen)

LOL!


**3.Which caste are you? (HORRIBLE!!I hear that sometimes!)

urgggggg! I wudnt even consider this a qn cos it's so INVALID for this era!


**4.Which place are you from? (how does it matter?)

so true!


**5.Do you think of someone else other than me?

hahaha say YES!


tnxx PS!


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hey AB! :)


**, it's the answers to questions

LOL yes that too!



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G'day Bev!

**Who's better, me or your dog?

LOL hahahah cute one!


**How many diets have you tried and failed?

OMG thats so rude ROFL!


**Are you that small or is that your fat hiding it?

lollllllllllllllz!


**Where did you get your hair transplant done?

HAHAHAHAHA!

Bev Im laughing like a mad maniac right now! :):) ty for the laughs girl!



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Jim tnxx!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Jitterz!

**i think i wud ask these very questions :)

ask and I hope u live after that LOL!


**i wudnt ask any logical questions to a girl b/c logic and girls dont go together
and the one who *IS* logical is who i call ungirly

HAHAHAHAHAHA! ok lets not get into that argument again :)



Keshi.

Shionge said...

Yo Keshi...I missed out this post over the weekend waaaaaaa......

Anyhoo....now you have brighten up my Monday hahahaaaaa.........

I love that BANG BANG BANG sound effect kekekek....I almost drop dead hahahah...

I'll say "Why cum so fast?" *blush*

Happy week ahead my sweetie :D

Jim said...

Questions u shud ask

do u love me as much as i love u?
do u want kids?

will we have a pre nuptial?

Jim said...

i have half a mind to flag this post


guys here have gone over board
i bet Ori is scandalized

George said...

Do you love me?

What are you thinking

Those are the 2 that really irk me, especially the second one

Keshi said...

lolz shionge Im glad u liked this post :):)

**I'll say "Why cum so fast?" *blush

hahaha! then u should say 'cos I'd like to 'come' again'...LOL!



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Jim mebbe u should write a post on that in ut blog? This is MY blog btw.


tnxx!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

**ur blog

Keshi said...

lolz George those r TYPICAL qns right!


Keshi.

Jim said...

Correction: this is my blog
i revealed so much about my self here

Jim said...

married young


Hi,
At 18, your life is just starting.
If you get married now, you can kiss your college education goodbye.

Oh, you say you will still go to college, graduate, support a wife, probably get pregnant.

As I said, you can kiss you college education goodbye.
And, you KNOW you are in love.
Ask yourself this; have you done any research on how many times a man is in love before he is 40???? Check it out.

Also, 1 in 2 marriages end in divorce. In your case, at 18, it really doesn't have much of a chance; just slim and none.
Think about it. If you really "are in love", and she, too; then you both will be ready to get married when you graduate from college.

Afraid she won't wait for you? Then, it's not really love.

How old am I??? 63, been around much, much longer than an 18 yr old!
Best of luck,
fredg

Jim said...

Hi,
Been divorced once, after 7 yrs, then remarried.....been 29 yrs now!!!!!

Married first time at 24 yrs old, second time was 33 yrs old.

I know people who are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
If each person treats the other with respect, shows love, and only shows affection for their spouse (not "running around" or having affairs, or even looking), marriage has a really good chance.

It's very sad, that in the last 20 yrs, the divorce rate is now 50%, at least.

At least half of all marriages now end in divorce. So, with that in mind, what is the prediction for teens staying married? Slim and none; with the reason being that teens haven't really even started "real world living experiences" yet.

Another sad statistic: 40% of all girls in America will be pregnant before they are 20 yrs old!

Marriage has less and less of a chance, as time goes by.
Best wishes,
fredg

Jim said...

There are a few things that you need to consider first, and since you are wanting to wait a few years anyway, you have time to consider them.

1) How will you pay for both of you to go to college? Do you have a significant amount in savings?

2) Are you sure that you want to be with her forever? I know you already said you did but have you thought and processed the fact that she will be the only one you kiss, the only one you sleep with, the only one you're affectionate with and date.

3) Have you discussed your desired futures in details. Kids, jobs, where you want to be in life? Some people put a high value in being wealthy, others don't. Things like that. There is a book, "1000 questions you should ask before getting married." My fiance and I went through every single one. Check it out.

The biggest thing is if you want to do this to have a very clear and defined plan. All the way down to the costs of insuring you both.

I told you that I am planning on getting married young too, but I know it wouldn't be possible without having a good deal in savings, knowing exactly what we both want and how we're going to support ourselves, praying about it, and really knowing that my fiance is the only one that I want to be with.

Good luck to you both.

Jim said...

I no
I no


I am a kill joy

Jim said...

What questions should you ask before getting married?
by Helena Handbasket


do you want kids?
what's you fico score?
what are your debts?
what are your assets?
where are the kids you have already, where is the previous spouse?
What do you think about religion (higher power)?
how will we handle holidays? who will we spend holidays with?
do you mind if i have space and time for myself?
will we be moving? will your job make you move?
who pays what?
how is your health? what does the doctor/dentist say about that?
how was your parents' relationship?
.....and a million more!
And ask questions AFTER you get married, too.

Beach Bum said...

The one question that seriously came back to bite me on the ass and one that I would recommend no guy ever ask their girlfriend was the one I asked my future wife if her drop dead gorgeous girl friend from college I had just met was single. Her bad reaction was instantaneous but it was the next morning before I found out how badly I had stuck my foot in my mouth.

Keshi said...

ok wuteva Jim...


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OMG BB thats a surprisingly sweet result then! :)




Keshi.

Jim said...

u r invading my territory
this post belongs to SEX COUNSELLOR

Keshi said...

doesnt mean there cant be more than one sex counsellor LOL!

Keshi.

anuj said...

keshi .. honey .. If I wont miss you thn how can I kiss you .. hehe

niki yokota said...

wooow brilliant answers lololol
thanks keshi-chan!!

SamY said...

** What are you wearing?

he he ... c'mon, what do poor souls like me who are blind to fashion do but ask? besides it depends on how you put it ... sometimes I ask ppl why there are wearing pants which are half torn / like tramps on the streets ... they do retort saying I should get educated with some fashion ... but hey! it made everyone there smile at themselves and others ;)

** How many men have you slept with? ... but to ask a question in that manner is degrading.

I do agree about the manner part :) ... it sounds as if the other person was a whore

** Maybe you should join a gym?

c'mon, your partner wanting ya to be healthy ain't a crime :p

** Don't you think that girl at the party was really HOT?

c'mon nutty ... don't you thing such a petty conv can make a relationship more naughty ;)) ... of course if both can take it in good spirits

gosh! I should catch up with ur blog often ... luks like ur on a high :D

Keshi said...

lolz Anuj Im confused.


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:) Niki...


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hey Samy the Fashion victim? LOL k Im kidding.


**don't you thing such a petty conv can make a relationship more naughty

ahemm someone been upto some naughty stuff ha??? wow!



Keshi.

priya said...

What are you wearing?

Really, wonder who invented textiles?


How many men have you slept with?

Boo for me coz its all in dreams and just with my cute guy

Maybe you should join a gym

- Ney as long as u can lift up;)

Don't you think that girl at the party was really HOT

-May be we are flirt isn't it.

What's for dinner/lunch?

- He cooks like a shooting star.

Keshi said...

Priya hey tnxx!

**Ney as long as u can lift up;)


LOL haha good one!


Keshi.