Recently I have developed the following symptoms that I thought I might put across for you to diagnose. I don't need a doctor to tell me what it is...cos I think the best doctors would be all of you guys. Cos all of you have been through shit, and you really don't have to do a medical degree to diagnose and get over it. I don't know if it's Madorrhea, Shitanus or Mencephalytis, just let me know if you think you know what it is. So here I go, these are the symptoms that have been plagueing me for awhile:
**Selective dysfuntion of the brain. I just snap and walk faster. Sometimes I put my iPod on infront of certain people, indicating I don't want any human interaction!
**A temper that makes me wanna put someone in a blender/washing machine and watch. Often I get angry with inanimate objects too such as my coffee table? Is it normal to cuss at a tea-cup?
**Hallucinating certain people without the faces they are born with. It's as if they have a new face and that new face doesn't look human...more like a demented ghost that needs plastic surgery
** Dancing in the weirdest places such as the lift and in the Ladies. When someone walks in, I just quickly stop and pretend like I'm so serious about the lift/toilet's existence on this Earth
**Wanting to live in a cardboard box
**Finding Richard Simmons sexy
**Imagining God in a swim-suit
**Feeling like the biggest perfectionist breathing on this planet and wanting to improve on it..yes I said 'improve'
**When cleaning the kitchen floor, wanting to spray Pine-o-clean into my brain instead of the floor, and feeeling like my brain has gone to a car-wash cafe
**Feeling like Kurt Cobain is in my coffee
**Wanting to leave this worldly life and wear yellow robes, yet wanting to take my halter-neck tops and shorts with me
**With all of this materialistic shit happening, yet praying hard that I'd attain Nirvana some day and soon!
Now diagnose me if you can. If you get it right, I might pay you big bucks on Monday ;-). btw don't forget to check out Kylie's video..and she wants to remove her clothes, now just to be diagnosed aha Kylie? Have a great weekend folks, live it to the fullest!
Current Music: Fever by Kylie Minogue