Friday, October 19

See No Nirvana!



Recently I have developed the following symptoms that I thought I might put across for you to diagnose. I don't need a doctor to tell me what it is...cos I think the best doctors would be all of you guys. Cos all of you have been through shit, and you really don't have to do a medical degree to diagnose and get over it. I don't know if it's Madorrhea, Shitanus or Mencephalytis, just let me know if you think you know what it is. So here I go, these are the symptoms that have been plagueing me for awhile:


**Selective dysfuntion of the brain. I just snap and walk faster. Sometimes I put my iPod on infront of certain people, indicating I don't want any human interaction!

**A temper that makes me wanna put someone in a blender/washing machine and watch. Often I get angry with inanimate objects too such as my coffee table? Is it normal to cuss at a tea-cup?

**Hallucinating certain people without the faces they are born with. It's as if they have a new face and that new face doesn't look human...more like a demented ghost that needs plastic surgery

** Dancing in the weirdest places such as the lift and in the Ladies. When someone walks in, I just quickly stop and pretend like I'm so serious about the lift/toilet's existence on this Earth

**Craving for certain shocking combinations of foods such as pork in plum sauce with banana (no I'm not pregnant. How can you be pregnant when you're the president of the Nil Sex Club?)

**Wanting to live in a cardboard box

**Finding Richard Simmons sexy

**Imagining God in a swim-suit

**Feeling like the biggest perfectionist breathing on this planet and wanting to improve on it..yes I said 'improve'

**When cleaning the kitchen floor, wanting to spray Pine-o-clean into my brain instead of the floor, and feeeling like my brain has gone to a car-wash cafe

** Dreading a certain species

**Feeling like Kurt Cobain is in my coffee

**Wanting to leave this worldly life and wear yellow robes, yet wanting to take my halter-neck tops and shorts with me

**With all of this materialistic shit happening, yet praying hard that I'd attain Nirvana some day and soon!



Now diagnose me if you can.
If you get it right, I might pay you big bucks on Monday ;-). btw don't forget to check out Kylie's video..and she wants to remove her clothes, now just to be diagnosed aha Kylie? Have a great weekend folks, live it to the fullest!


Current Music: Fever by Kylie Minogue

120 Cranium Signets:

uttara said...

me firstttttttttttttttttttttttt

uttara said...

LMAO

keshi.. u really nerd!! :P

hehhe some qualities even i have..lol... so u mean i'm less weired or more?
loll

wanna know if ppl cud help me also ? lol

muaaah missed u.. i will mail u in detail ok? huggggz

A said...

ROTFL. Good symptoms. but very normal. Me catch up this symptoms too quite often. just that you listed it and this thought never crossed my mind.

Nevertheless dont think this are any off the block symptoms.

Made me giggle sitting out on my workstation outta here.

Have a great weekend.

Ashu aka A

Southpaw unplugged said...

Keshhhaaayyy...u need to consult Dr.Pawman urgently...:P

@Uttara
Sexxxaaaayyyy...i think i gotta change my line of treatment for u soon...ahem ahem:P

Peter said...

I think that all this is quite normal! What may not be normal may be that obviously you did not have these symptoms until now! Just relax... and have a nice weekend!

uttara said...

@ raj...

u mean to say we gonna meet soon n discuss abt this?? errr i mean ur treatment line? .. lolll

ahem ahem

Jeevan said...

Its seems like a weird disorder ;)

The song is so hot, what to tell. Happy weekend keshi.

vishesh said...

maybe its time you got married...

Aditi said...

ehh i think we all go through that.. just this morning i was imagining picking someone up from their ankle (like tom and jerry) and thrashing them around and what not...
was fun...
enjoy the weekend.. kickback and indulge in one of those suggestions from that post

Fish said...

Ok, I can take everything, but Richard Simmons......
Ok babe, get out, and get a life.
Buy some dope, and get stoned to death.
Have a bottle of Vodka, and believe me, Fishizem will come to you-" No woman is as ugly, as i can get drunk!"

Let me tell you, what I did 2 days ago, when I was down(you remember).
I picked up a friend, and we went in a pub. As we drank a couple of beer's, and smoked some ...., i decided, it is time for some Animal planet. So I walked up to a group uf women, and asked one, that i saw was looking at me(hot hot hot), and told her, I would love to go see where she lives. Actually, I even said, I'm hungry, and if she would cook for me. She said yes, and we went to her place.
Now, there I found out, she lives with her parents, and her mother made pasta for me. It was 11 PM. I was simply too stoned, to leave, so I sat down, and eat my pasta infront of her family. But that is not all, after I finished my food, I went and fell on the womans bed, instantly falling asleep. As I woke up, I ahmmm, said "thank you", for the food, and left.

But you know what, if it happened any differentlly, it would not be worth remembering.

Get out babe, or I'll come and take you out. And you might wanna take a vacation, couse a night out with me, can take a long time.

You're fine. You just live in a world full of the average.

I'm here for you.

RamaG said...

Its nothing babe! You're just Human after all. :-))

-Rama

Chriz said...

loved the last post.. awesome

AmitL said...

Hi,Keshi..now,let's see the analysis-the first few points:Snapping and walking faster,putting ipod in front of people-this indicates stress,something I'm only too familiar with.:)

Hallucinating certain people...I bet they're people who've annoyed you in some way.hehe.

Dancing in the lift n the loo..:)Indicates those moments of sudden happiness,when you realize that all IS right with the world..LOL at 'recognizing the lift/toilet's existence on earth'.

Craving for shocking combos of food...err,u clarified that it doesn't indicate P, so,perhaps it's just 'A craving'.:)

Improving on perfection:*shakes hands*- same here-and,I end up tiring myself out,trying to be a perfectionist,sometimes.

Leaving the world and wearing yellow robes,yet taking halter-neck tops and shorts..hehe..nice idea..albeit,when you're ready to'retire'from the world,and take up meditation,let me know-I might be interested in teaming up(Perhaps we can form a 'meditating bloggers' group???)

The final diagnosis?Your mind's in the right place,your heart's in the right place...you just have a surfeit of emotions,that you want to control,but,by the time you control one,the next one catches up..

Err,shall I tell you where to wire-transfer the 'big bucks'on Monday??

Andrew said...

My family was so poor when we were kids, we could not afford a cardboard box to live in. (Old English humour) Nothing wrong with Ipod buds in your ears to shut out the world.

Asha said...

***Finding Richard Simmons sexy***

YOU ARE LOOSING IT GIRLIE!!!!!!!!

Have a great weekend Kesh, hugs!! Don't worry, this too shall pass!;D

Helen said...

***Wanting to leave this worldly life and wear yellow robes, yet wanting to take my halter-neck tops and shorts with me***

LOL luvs you baby!

I would say your symptoms reflect an ever-growing awareness of the vagaries of life coupled with the dogma of conspicuous consumption that is indoctrinated in every Westerner...I'm sorry love, but it is fatal. BUT there is a cure! Love and be loved ; )

TinTin said...

Its an incurable disease. It happens when someone has sex with robots.

A Slice of Life said...

Thinking Richard Simmons is sexy??? Girl you MUST have a fever! I'm pretty sure you have Temecula...don't worry, it'll pass. :)

Jay said...

I think you have a very rare condition called Jayitits. You are completely and totally obsessed with me. I know, it is VERY rare. I think that only one other woman in the history of the planet has ever come down with it. Luckily for her she got over it fairly quickly. ;-)

"**Finding Richard Simmons sexy"

Now that's just weird! ;-)

Beach Bum said...

I agree with Fish, anyone (male or female) finding Richard Simmons sexy is in grave need of some serious alcohol or dope.

Pri said...

MANIC DEPRESSIVE PSYCHOSIS ...lol!!! :p

chill,relax...take a deep breath and start living life on ur own terms...we all go through these manic depressive phases once in a while...afterall we all are a psychotic bunch neways arnt we? ;)

hugzzz

Ps said...

When i get thes sypmtoms, its usually PMS.

Orikinla Osinachi. said...

Sweet Keshi,
No. Today is "Sweetest Day" and not "Babbling Day".

I read all from my last visit and as I have advised since a year ago, it's about time you have a compilation of your best posts on the existential issues you have raised and addressed on "Viva Forever" and publish the book. Because, as I said, the issues are often universal and relating to the facts of life. They are not only for the familiar company of online visitors who are the regular readers of your blog. A copy in the private library and public library would be of immense benefit to our evolving society.

The more you increase the mileage of your knowledge the more people who would be enlightened by it.

The greatest love is the Word of Knowledge we have shared, heart to heart and soul to soul, from the breath of the spirit of truth.

Happy Sweetest Day!

Have a beautiful and wonderful weekend.

Cheers and God bless.

EBEZP said...

Oh Keshi I'm upset you're not an angel after all you are human!
Lovely and average!!
Have a great weekend!!

mystic rose said...

keshi
the last pic is the cutest!!! I just soooo looooovvvv it, that baby looks like something you could just hold ot your heart and smooch from head to toe, a bowl of butter..now you may not be expecting.. :D.
(and Ive forgotten the rest of your post)


felt like reading you today keshi..
a BIG HUGGGG and *mwahhh!*

the symptoms plaguing you for a while ae nothing that a day of hanging out with girlfriends wont cure, you are sure to find weirder symptoms..:)

starry nights said...

Keshi you just have NORMALITIS..nothing too serious.ususally comes and goes without treatment.sometimes a really good weekend may make you feel a little better. I get normalitis atleast few times a year.THe doctor has spoken no need to fear.

The Phosgene Kid said...

Dr. Phos (ok, I am not a real Dr, but play one on TV) has determined you are totally psychotic, which means you would be lots of fun on a date...

mutleythedog said...

I think you need an examination - I hope my stethoscope is not too cold!!

Cazzie!!! said...

Ahhh, that time of the month for the moods!!!
Otherwise, you are only human girl!!

Ghost Particle said...

okay I dont know where this is heading missy but then I think you're developing serious iwantaman'atitis.

I read all about it in school...its normal...just that you need to make a billion phone calls and sms's per day if you acquire the 'cure'. When then you will be completely oblivious to the pain. But the cure itself will consume you and spit you out like a prune seed. So go seedless, ignore the root of da problem and be a keshi. Keshi 2.0 will be available in stores near you, a great buddy in all offices, place her on the table and she makes you happy all day. You know what, I'm going nuts too...my hd crashed and my brain is gone.

or you could just be needing a break...holiday! lalalalaal

Autumn Storm said...

Bit of stress, sounds to me like you need a weekend of fun, hope you get just that, xo

Paul Champagne said...

There are 121 medical conditions that can cause your hallucinations. Most of them seem to involve drugs or alcohol.

Now since one of your symptoms is that you find Richard Simmons sexy, I believe we can narrow that down to the 15 conditions involving brain/pschotic disorders. The first one that pops into my mind is dementia.

Now since you are such a rare jewel of a lady, we will go with the rarest form of dementia ... Binswanger's Disease.

Blessed said...

Hey Keshi girl!!!!!!

Did you miss me?????

I'm FINALLY back!!!
New computer installed!
I am so freakin happy!!

Now on to your post,
I am not a doctor tho I play one on TV....just kidding.

You are just a vivacious, spunky, lively, lovely, loving young lady.
Thankfully this can be contagious (if we are lucky) and there is no cure (which is good for us).

No healing required. No bandaids or aspirin to hand out.

Just please, oh please, infect some of those sour pusses out their that need some of your inspiring, compassionate, thoughtful, loving ways!!!

J said...

Welcome to the mad crazy world inside keshi's head :P

Still searching said...

This is how I feel nowadays, so if someone does diagnose it correctly, please let me know too!! :))

DICEY said...

Oh... it's moodiness I suppose. Get yourself some nice high-quality chocolate from Godiva and all will be fine. ;)

CM-Chap said...

Keshi Babe... Congratz... Now only ur behaving like a women. ROFL


But this one is weird for sure...** Dancing in the weirdest places such as the lift and in the Ladies.

Zhu said...

I can't diagnose. I'm afraid you'll sue me.

However, I wouldn't a butt like the one in the first picture ! :D

niki yokota said...

**A temper that makes me wanna put someone in a blender/washing machine and watch.

hehehe! this is scary, keshi-chan!!
i dont have that kind of temper, but i often wish my colleauge will have an accident and never come to work :D
nil sex club is good for u!

Swami P'Nanda said...

Hmmm... looks like the sex change is in progress. We told you not to listen to the BeeGees. You were asked to not take chances. you missed out all the new dances. And now you are losing your dimples.

Iceman said...

hahahahahhahahahahahahahaha.....

ROTFLMAO.....

Once a lady complained to my facilities manager, that as the elevator door opened, she found some jerk tryin 2 find out the color of her panties! Coz he was upside-down!

No prizes for guessing who was the jerk!

phishez_rule said...

I diagnose you with an over active imagination, exacerbated by boredom.

Seriously, you need to get out more and use your brain. Blogging is a good start, but maybe try writing a novel, or taking a class in something new.

Łóòň Ġãĺ said...

Keshi .. you've lost it!! :O :O :O

Sameera said...

We all go through such phases!That's a woman's life.Your blog so reminds me of Bridget Jones' Diary! ;)

general_boy said...

Finding Richard Simmons sexy

OMG Keshi, I had no idea just how serious this had become.

I mean bashing inanimate objects... hell.. I do that all the time. That's normal. Well it is! Shaddup!!

chocolteluva said...

and i know im right too...
my diagnosis is that *drum rolll*...
URE A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL every girl has these things. we're all moody and weird. i love it. lol u know what i wanna do when i get mad, i imagine ppl getting shot by space ships and what not.

i definitely talk to my computer like its my baby. i talk to my self OUT LOUD, lol like a whole conversation.. *creepy eh?*

i crave things, then i dont like them. i hate the other species sometimes. sometimes all i wanna do is sleep, and sometimes i wanna go go go ..
i do happen to dance in parkinglot sometimes ....

lol the only symptom that doesnt fit with being a WOMAN is lol finding richard simmons hot. that was weird.. come on!! hahaha jk.

tulipspeaks said...

may be u r getting a "little' bored with a routine life. need a break?



ammu.

Nadine said...

You crack me up Keshi. Thanks for the smile. I have no guess...my brain is fried, but I can't wait to find out the answer.

Michelle said...

hahaha ive been there keshiii u just need time off...majorrrr time off and im always mixing up weird kinds of food so the pork in plum sauce with bananas, i might actually like :P cheeerrrs! go skinny dippin and put up some pictures :P

deepti said...

hey lady m back after the hibernation...
u r not suffering frm ne goddamn thing honey u r acting sanely insane.

Adorable Pancreas said...

*puts on white coat and assumes grave expression*

This is sobviously a case of subacute sclerosing panencephalitis, complicated by superadded progressive multifocal leukoencephalopathy. Please write your will and leave everything to me.

I was just dying to say that. :P

But I do know what you'er problem is. Really. You're turning into me! :)

mutleythedog said...

Are you missing me then|??

Steph said...

Kesh, you on drugs? Do we have to hold an intervention?

And re your last post. Yes please! Where can i buy one???

Jim said...

the first pic turns me on
u got the same hips my girl has

Jim said...

The strength of a man isn’t seen in the width of his shoulders.
(SOUTHY is out)
It’s seen in the width of his arms that circle you.

The strength of a man isn’t in the deep tone of his voice.
(VEST is out)
It’s in the gentle words he whispers.

The strength of a man isn’t how many buddies he has.
It’s how good a buddy he is with his or “your”children.

The strength of a man isn’t in how respected he is atwork.
It’s in how he is respected at home.

The strength of a man isn’t in how hard he hits.
It’s in how tender he touches.

The strength of a man isn’t in how many women he’s loved.
It’s in how true he can be to the ONE woman he’strying to love.

The strength of a man isn’t in the weight he can lift.
It’s in the burdens he can carry.

The strength of a man isn’t in how much food he eats from your table.
It’s in the effort he puts forth when you are unable.

The strength of a man isn’t in how he makes love.
It’s in the understanding that there is more to making love…
than making love.

pink ginger 珂琳 said...

Keshi, re-visit your blog is a total refreshment.
You're sexy in whatever you do. :)

anuj said...

keshi u gotta have tht tattoo man .. its soo cool n hot .. n wat not .. (hehe .. rhymed)

those seem more like girlish symptoms .. I dont seem to have much of an idea ..

but I jus feel .. I mean just get a feeling tht u want to hang out ;) .. n have some real good time .. u knw like the gud times tht u can remember .. a hang-out which is a bit more personal .. jus a guess ..

well .. no one diagnose u keshi .. u will have to find it out on ur own .. n sure u will .. ;)

cheese-cake !!

anuj said...

dancing at diff places is nt at all weird man .. u knw wat .. I missed it so much .. I used to dance sometime in my room bt thn I stopped it all of a sudden fr almost an year .. but thn since a few dyz m bck at my feet again ..

aussie pubs have made my feet movements a bit more brisk ..

did I tell u the story of dancing arnd 3 aussie gals .. n let thm yell out 'u dance well' like 3 times .. hahahha ..

I am a self praising dumbster !! ;)

shnaggy said...

hey kesh, i think you are just plain nuts!!!hehehe...i've got some of those symptoms, too :P

Tys on Ice said...

pls sit down while i give u the news. Is there someone u wud like to be with u? is ur insurance all paid up?..well, here it is ;

U r suffering from being a sensitive person, who also happens to be a woman...this means that u are influenced apart from external stimuli by internal ones also...so basically u r screwed...but hey, if for not for all ur wierdness wht wud keshi be? so smile...and be a lil crazy...

Sweetstickychewy said...

:) I guess sometimes we just need to perk ourselves up, entertain ourselves or just plainly encourage ourself. So we do this kinda things. I wonder if that is true. I do some of those stuffs mentioned. and i could say. Yeah..there are moments when i just did those for pure entertainment for myself.

Prats said...

Convinced you're inflicted with a manic case of " homosapienza"

Welcome to the world of insane, loving and yet perfect people :)

Nabila Zehra Zaidi said...

Haha...Loved it...So I am not the only one...I got company...and not just you but more (I noticed the ones who have commented). Its normal...a phase...will come and go...and shall come back again...enjoy the moment...frustrating or fun...it is yours...so love it girl!! :)

p.s. : nice piece and an interesting blog ;)

niki yokota said...

i have tagged u keshi-chan.
thankeeee!!
hope u have not done that meme yet :)

Peter said...

Love to read all the comments on your blog, but of couse missing YOUR comments here!

Jim said...

by.dsouzaVEST has tagged u





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WP2007 said...

Hi Keshi

I was going to rule out that you are bi-polar, but you appear to have some of the symptoms.

The cure for this is simple. All you have to do is move to the North Pole. Then you'll just be polar.

(Before your readers get their panties in a knot, I am not making fun of this disorder. I have friends with this condition, and I'm well aware of how people with the condition suffer.)

Keshi, you have what is known as SDD or Sexual Deficiency Disorder. The cure is SEX and lots of it.

-----------

Why won't you confide
The reason
For my dedicating
Of I Must Confide
To you
Cause you know
I'm on your side?

Bev

Jim said...

the love of a woman isnt measured by the number of loves she has

but by the love she has for u

not by how sexy she appears to the world
but by how much she turns u on

not by the size of her boobs
but by the love in her heart for u

not by her intelligence
but by her EQ

Jim said...

SDD
i agree
u need it bad Keshi

Keshi said...

Uttsy my partner in nerdism LOL!

btw know that we hv no cure babeh :)

HUGGGGGGGGZ!

-----------------------------------

Ashy lol glad to know ur sharing some germs too ty!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

Southaay hey!

**Dr.Pawman

Isnt he a very famous Specialist and isnt it a tad difficult to get an appt with him? ;-)


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LOL Peter ty awww...





Keshi.

Keshi said...

Uttsy u know Raj has no idea that we can hv no treatment LOL!



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Jeevan nah its becoming pretty familiar now ;-)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Vish!

**maybe its time you got married...

hmm now u want me to die ha? LOL!


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hey Aditi!

**just this morning i was imagining picking someone up from their ankle (like tom and jerry) and thrashing them around and what not...

haha I know the feeling! ty sweetie!




Keshi.

The Phosgene Kid said...

Just being nosy- can you cook Sri Lankan dishes??? I'd be interested in recipes...

Keshi said...

hey Fish hows u? :)

**I can take everything, but Richard Simmons......

LOL! that is serious concern isnt it.



**Have a bottle of Vodka

I did that once with a friend...look what happened..read here:

http://keshigirl.blogspot.com/2007/03/um-ba-ba-bay.html


**As I woke up, I ahmmm, said "thank you", for the food, and left.


thats an amazing story! Im stoked at the girl's trust in ya too :) I mean she didnt know u right?


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haha Rama ty for that spot on diagnosis!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

Chriz WC n ty!


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Hello Amit!


**...I bet they're people who've annoyed you in some way.

LOL true.



**Indicates those moments of sudden happiness,when you realize that all IS right with the world

thats so true too! And such moments r very rare.



** same here-and,I end up tiring myself out,trying to be a perfectionist,sometimes.

Amit Im a born perfectionist and it isnt such a good thing..I get so tired too :(



**let me know-I might be interested in teaming up(Perhaps we can form a 'meditating bloggers' group

that'll be the end of the concept of meditation from this world? LOL!



**Your mind's in the right place,your heart's in the right place...you just have a surfeit of emotions,that you want to control,but,by the time you control one,the next one catches up..

thats such a neat diagnosis Amit WOW!


ty and I'll pay u soon :)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehe Andrew good one!

**ipods

yeah I agree..sometimes we need that quietness from the world...



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HUGGGGGGGGGZ Asha!

**YOU ARE LOOSING IT GIRLIE!!!!!!!!

LOL yes...I hope tmrw I dun find Danny deVito sexy.




Keshi.

Keshi said...

Helen lolz luv ya too hun!


**your symptoms reflect an ever-growing awareness of the vagaries of life coupled with the dogma of conspicuous consumption that is indoctrinated in every Westerner...I'm sorry love, but it is fatal. BUT there is a cure! Love and be loved


aww what a FANTASTIC diagnosis! So darn accurate...thats what it is!

MWAHHHHHHHHH I get all the love from all of u..so I shall be ok right? :)


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hey Tintin!


**It happens when someone has sex with robots.

LOL! Its curable then...cos all I hv to do is dump the robot right?





Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Slice!

** I'm pretty sure you have Temecula

LOL wth is that??



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hey Jay!


**Jayitits

isnt that normal for any woman? :)


HUGGGGGGGGGGZ Jay!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Beach_Bum!

** finding Richard Simmons sexy is in grave need of some serious alcohol or dope.

ROFL I think so too! Thats why I need a shrink now.



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Pri arent u a real doc? I rem u saying that...


**MANIC DEPRESSIVE PSYCHOSIS

that was in me since birth LOL!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey PS hows u?


**its usually PMS

prolly that too :):)



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hey Ori ty!



** A copy in the private library and public library would be of immense benefit to our evolving society.


hmmm neat idea..let me see how i go abt it...u hv any thoughts on where to start? :)




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Ebez!

** I'm upset you're not an angel after all you are human!

aww dun be upset. I'll put my wings back on today :) They just needed a break last week.


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hey Rose ty! yes that bubbz is a darling!


**ae nothing that a day of hanging out with girlfriends wont cure, you are sure to find weirder symptoms

hehehe ty Rose!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Starry HUGGGGGGGGGZ!


**Keshi you just have NORMALITIS

LOL I think so too. Alot of ppl said that. tnxx for the confirmation on that one Starry....now Im not so worried :):)


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hey Dr.Phos!


**you are totally psychotic, which means you would be lots of fun on a date...

aww how sweet...ty! :)




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Mutley the sexy flirty hot doc ;-)


** I hope my stethoscope is not too cold!!

LOL depends where ur gonna place it?


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Caz ty for that accurate diagnosis..Im so relieved! :)




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Ghosty!

**iwantaman'atitis

noooooo..that wud worsen my disease LOL!


**But the cure itself will consume you and spit you out like a prune seed.

haha true.


**Keshi 2.0 will be available in stores near you, a great buddy in all offices,

so now Im s/w? LOL!


hey Ghosty take care of ur brain there..it's a very rare one ;-)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Autumn u got that right..ty n HUGGGGGGGGGZ!


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hiyya Paul!


**There are 121 medical conditions that can cause your hallucinations. Most of them seem to involve drugs or alcohol

LOL so now Im suffering from drug n alcohol abuse?


**I believe we can narrow that down to the 15 conditions involving brain/pschotic disorders

HAHAHAHA!



**dementia

mebbe ur right..cos thats why I hv forgotten whay SEXY really means.



** we will go with the rarest form of dementia ... Binswanger's Disease.

haha is there really such a disease??



Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyyy Blessed I soooo missed ya! WB n HUGGGGGGGGGZ!

Glad that u got a new PC n all. WOW nice. :)


**Thankfully this can be contagious (if we are lucky) and there is no cure (which is good for us).

hehehe very cute...ty sweetie n hey u too!


Im gonna sell Keshi germs in a bottle then..is that ok? LOL!

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WC J ;-)




Keshi.

Keshi said...

LOL Still ok I'll let ya know!



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hey Dicey long time no see...u keeping well?


**chocs

mmmm that wud be great!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

Chap if thats been a woman, then what was I before? LOL!


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heyyy Zhu!


**I'm afraid you'll sue me.

haha plz dun say it then!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Nikz!


**but i often wish my colleauge will have an accident and never come to work :D

OMG thats mean LOL! but its pretty normal..hehehe...



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hahaha Swami ty!


**looks like the sex change is in progress.

u think Im turning into a man or a real woman? :)




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Iceman!

**she found some jerk tryin 2 find out the color of her panties! Coz he was upside-down!

LOL it was YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wut were u doing upside down? Were u trying to see if the lift went the other way then? :)


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hey Phishez!

**I diagnose you with an over active imagination, exacerbated by boredom.

LOL thats kinda close...ty sweetz!


taking a new class sounds like a great idea...




Keshi.

Keshi said...

Cheesy tell me something that I didnt know...lol!


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hey Sameera ty for ur email addy..I'll write soon.



**Your blog so reminds me of Bridget Jones' Diary

:) only difference is I wudnt wear Granny undies while on a date. LOL!



Keshi.

Jim said...

the last 3 posts are on the same theme

u r getting stale
u have a one track mind hunny

u need to piss out
hehehehehe

what i mean is when your bladder is full
u gotta empty it
or u will pee in your pants

when i havent had sex for a long time
i wet the sheets

Keshi said...

lolz Boy ur PRETTY normal mate.


** I had no idea just how serious this had become.

yeah :(


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heyya Choco!


**URE A WOMAN

hmmm very accurate diagnosis...:):)


**u know what i wanna do when i get mad, i imagine ppl getting shot by space ships and what not.

LOL haha Choco!



** i talk to my self OUT LOUD

Keshi-alert!



**i do happen to dance in parkinglot sometimes ....

awww Choco...I dance while I drive...seriosuly. Ask my mum.


**the only symptom that doesnt fit with being a WOMAN is lol finding richard simmons hot

LOL Im over that symptom now..cos its Monday and my brain kinda retired.




Keshi.

Keshi said...

I so am Ammu!


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hehehe Nadine ty sweetz!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Michi glad to know I hv many such patients in this blog. LOL!


**go skinny dippin and put up some pictures

not sure if I can do that but I'd love to ;-)

tnxx hun n HUGGGGGGGGGGZ!

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heyyy Deepti WB!


** u r acting sanely insane.

hehehe :) thats so right!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Adorable hey lol!


**a case of subacute sclerosing panencephalitis, complicated by superadded progressive multifocal leukoencephalopathy.

forget abt a cure then!



**Please write your will and leave everything to me.

haha I can do that...but u might die realising the value of my estate LOL!


An Adorable Keshi? aww why not..I'd love to turn into THAT! :)


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Mutley I sure do...;-)




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Stepher hot new profile pic there!


**Kesh, you on drugs? Do we have to hold an intervention?

I mite be in Ben Cousins' shoes then... :*(


**And re your last post. Yes please! Where can i buy one???

K-mart, not David Jones hunny LOL!


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hey Jim!


**u got the same hips my girl has

thats not me btw...its a pic from Rock You :) but I do hv similar hips...and I hate em.




Keshi.

Keshi said...

gee tnxx Ginger n u too!


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hey Anuj!


** gotta have tht tattoo

I so wanna..but my mum says it's so rowdy etc etc :(


**girlish symptoms

LOL girl germs u mean?



**did I tell u the story of dancing arnd 3 aussie gals

yes u did :) I rem that post. HOT Aussie memories ha ;-)





Keshi.

Keshi said...

lolz Shnaggy ty for that!


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hey Tys :):)


**this means that u are influenced apart from external stimuli by internal ones also...so basically u r screwed

LOL ty for confirming that!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Amy ur spot on!


**there are moments when i just did those for pure entertainment for myself

thats exactly what it is too. :)

HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ!


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aww ty Prats!


** manic case of " homosapienza"

LOL great word there!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Nabila WC here!

**Its normal...a phase...will come and go...and shall come back again...enjoy the moment...frustrating or fun...it is yours


awww how sweet r ya..ty so much! :)


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Niki ty! :)




Keshi.

Keshi said...

Peter Im here now :)



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Jim u tagged me? I wonder what the tag is abt...perhaps a porny one? LOL!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Bev!


**The cure for this is simple. All you have to do is move to the North Pole. Then you'll just be polar.

HAHAHAHAHA loved it!


well I hv Bipolar friends too. U've got to be able to laugh abt almost anything w.o. taking it personally. And I love ur sense of humor Bev...it's classy and superb!


**SDD or Sexual Deficiency Disorder. The cure is SEX and lots of it.

aha that too! I gotta find me a sex therapist first..hahaha!



**Why won't you confide
The reason
For my dedicating
Of I Must Confide


awww...dunno Bev..I just felt it. Usually I sense alot of things before they happen...and they somehow happen.


***HUGS*** I know ur always on my side Bev!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Jim :)


**not by the size of her boobs
but by the love in her heart for u


u cant just write abt things, u hv to follow em Jim...LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Phos..yes I can cook some hot Sri Lankan dishes :)


Mum taught me...


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Jim hello!


**u r getting stale
u have a one track mind hunny

once again, Im not here to entertain ya..this is my blog so if Im getting stale, go find another blog to entertain urself...Im here to write abt my feelings and if it's abt the same thing in 100 consecutive posts, then so be it..ok??



Keshi.

Southpaw unplugged said...

Yeah but for emergencies he is always on his feet, ahem ahem...:D

KAYLEE said...

HOWS U? CAME TO SAY HI!!!!!!!!:P

Crazy Me said...

"Finding Richard Simmons sexy" .... wow ... I think I'm a little worried about you now. LOL!

Pri said...

well yes dear, i am a real doctor...and ive got all the certificates for proof juss in case u doubt :p...heeheee
and dint know u were manice depressive since birth...soo much for being happy with a new on-the-spot diagnosis!!:-/

Keshi said...

lolz Southy ty!


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hey Kaylz WB n HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ!

God bless ya girl!

I missed u so much..hope u winked at hot docs at the hospital? :)



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haha Crazy u should be worried!



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lolz Pri I know u r a real doc :) ty n HUGGGGGGGGGZ!


Keshi.

Fish said...

Hey babe,
Im ok, still swimming.
Forget the Vodka than, I'll send you koka... by mail :)
The girl knew who I am, but so does everybody else. It's not the trust, It's simply hard to say no.
TC

Ghost Particle said...

rare! it must be worth a lot. Bidding starts at 1.2 billion bucks. :D

Keshi said...

hehehe Fish ;-)


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thats right Ghosty! :)



Keshi.

chandu said...

hi1 just been a lomng time so thought i'll say hi!!!

hope u r doin good!

:)
- chandni
(http://chandni.wordpress.com)

Keshi said...

hey Chandu WB :)

Keshi.

Pijush said...

I think its bit of hormonal disorder. The flow is not always same and it depends on time and mental health. Keshi needs Love, someone who will really love her and then the flow will reach equilibrium. Believe me or not, this is the medicine. HUGZZ…

Keshi said...

haha Pijush when u said MENTAL, I just cracked up!

Keshi.

Pijush said...

No Keshi, it happens to all of us. Happend to me before :-( You are strong enough to cope up and fight

Keshi said...

hehe :) tnxx Pij!

Keshi.