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I came across this amazing article 'Sex with robots' on a newspaper that read people will be marrying robots soon and having sex with them. Yes it's not too far away folks...it's all happening and at bot speed. It's not a big surprise cos look how much we have gotten used to technology and how much we depend upon certain etectronic devices on a daily basis (eg:mobile phones,sex toys, sex dolls, e-pets, tamagotchies, e-lovers, vibrators etc). Bev also read about it and made a comment in my previous post, indicating that I should think about it. After reading about it, I realised that I finally found my man...a robot! Yes, an AI driven metallic man! Isn't that cool now? ***puke-sappy 'I finally found what I'm looking for' kind of music follows***. What would my marriage vows be...'for better or for worse, til an electronic fault do us part'?

Imagine having a robot as your darling husband...he'd do anything...just about anything to please me right. He'd cook, clean, water the plants, shop for me etc etc...that's what his User Manaul says btw. He'd even shutup when I want him to...all I'd have to do is push a button or remove a part of his brain until I feel like putting it back on. Me being the techie that I am ( AI - Artificial Intelligence was one of my subjects at Uni), it'll all be too easy for me to re-programme his cranium code to forget about himself altogether (human induced amnesia) and make him go totally crazy for me 24/7. I could even programme him to RIP when I need him to without going to jail - eg: If Annoying, End() Else Continue(). I wouldn't need to buy him any pressies (maybe an occasional upgrade of his s/w), neither would he need clothes or shampoo (hair nowhere). A husband can't get cheaper than that right girls? How about beer? I'm sure my robot man won't need that either - maybe some re-wiring is all that's required to make him smile. How about the Sports channel? He can just sit switched off while I watch Sex And The City - the TV is all mine. Mr.Robot's only sport should be me ahemm! And when it's Dinner time, I can just cook anything I want without having to worry about what he might like to eat...all I'd have to do is buy some metal oil to refresh him and polish him up...his butt to be precise. And no toilet-seat-up issues either. And he can even teach me some cool robot dance moves WOW! Even better, my robot man would never have a secret affair other than with someone like this (see b/w pic). Would I be jealous? Hell nah girls, he can cheat his plastic ass off, no complaints!

And when it comes to Sex...would he be able to perform? I'm sure my metal hunk can perform at full speed. What say guys? I agree, there won't be that human touch and strong arms to embrace me, but what can be hotter than metallic arms right? We wont even have to role-play - he's already a role! Would he be able to do a 69? If in the middle of the game an error occurs, he'd go 'beep beep beep CANNOT PROCEED! REBOOT AND CONTINUE, I REPEAT REBOOT AND CONTINUE'. Bummer, that would be a bit of a problem wouldnt it now. Well, I can cope...I'd just do a cold boot on his artificial brain and start all over again ***rolling eyes***. Now would he kiss passionatley...would he have a tongue to begin with? What about other certain important bodily organs? ;-). Would they be hard all the time? (dirty Keshi!). Would he be able to bite me or would I have to bite myself? Atleast I wouldn't have to undress him cos he'd be naked all the time. Would he be a Tigerobot in bed or would he disappoint me? How about some 'Robot' style moves and some robatio experiments? Would he know the Kama Sutra positions or would I be hanging upside down while he looked clueless LOL! If he fails to satisfy me, then I'd just return him to the manufacturer and get a real male...cos you know what, there wont be much of a difference when it comes to the sex bit! ***Keshi goes into hiding***

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