Thursday, October 18

Beep Beep KAYSHAY I WARNT YAW Toot Toot!

I came across this amazing article 'Sex with robots' on a newspaper that read people will be marrying robots soon and having sex with them. Yes it's not too far away folks...it's all happening and at bot speed. It's not a big surprise cos look how much we have gotten used to technology and how much we depend upon certain etectronic devices on a daily basis (eg:mobile phones,sex toys, sex dolls, e-pets, tamagotchies, e-lovers, vibrators etc). Bev also read about it and made a comment in my previous post, indicating that I should think about it. After reading about it, I realised that I finally found my man...a robot! Yes, an AI driven metallic man! Isn't that cool now? ***puke-sappy 'I finally found what I'm looking for' kind of music follows***. What would my marriage vows be...'for better or for worse, til an electronic fault do us part'?


Imagine having a robot as your darling husband...he'd do anything...just about anything to please me right. He'd cook, clean, water the plants, shop for me etc etc...that's what his User Manaul says btw. He'd even shutup when I want him to...all I'd have to do is push a button or remove a part of his brain until I feel like putting it back on. Me being the techie that I am ( AI - Artificial Intelligence was one of my subjects at Uni), it'll all be too easy for me to re-programme his cranium code to forget about himself altogether (human induced amnesia) and make him go totally crazy for me 24/7. I could even programme him to RIP when I need him to without going to jail - eg: If Annoying, End() Else Continue(). I wouldn't need to buy him any pressies (maybe an occasional upgrade of his s/w), neither would he need clothes or shampoo (hair nowhere). A husband can't get cheaper than that right girls? How about beer? I'm sure my robot man won't need that either - maybe some re-wiring is all that's required to make him smile. How about the Sports channel? He can just sit switched off while I watch Sex And The City - the TV is all mine. Mr.Robot's only sport should be me ahemm! And when it's Dinner time, I can just cook anything I want without having to worry about what he might like to eat...all I'd have to do is buy some metal oil to refresh him and polish him up...his butt to be precise. And no toilet-seat-up issues either. And he can even teach me some cool robot dance moves WOW! Even better, my robot man would never have a secret affair other than with someone like this (see b/w pic). Would I be jealous? Hell nah girls, he can cheat his plastic ass off, no complaints!


And when it comes to Sex...would he be able to perform? I'm sure my metal hunk can perform at full speed. What say guys? I agree, there won't be that human touch and strong arms to embrace me, but what can be hotter than metallic arms right? We wont even have to role-play - he's already a role! Would he be able to do a 69? If in the middle of the game an error occurs, he'd go 'beep beep beep CANNOT PROCEED! REBOOT AND CONTINUE, I REPEAT REBOOT AND CONTINUE'. Bummer, that would be a bit of a problem wouldnt it now. Well, I can cope...I'd just do a cold boot on his artificial brain and start all over again ***rolling eyes***. Now would he kiss passionatley...would he have a tongue to begin with? What about other certain important bodily organs? ;-). Would they be hard all the time? (dirty Keshi!). Would he be able to bite me or would I have to bite myself? Atleast I wouldn't have to undress him cos he'd be naked all the time. Would he be a Tigerobot in bed or would he disappoint me? How about some 'Robot' style moves and some robatio experiments? Would he know the Kama Sutra positions or would I be hanging upside down while he looked clueless LOL! If he fails to satisfy me, then I'd just return him to the manufacturer and get a real male...cos you know what, there wont be much of a difference when it comes to the sex bit! ***Keshi goes into hiding***



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Southpaw unplugged said...

God damit this is never gonna work...:)))
I mean wud u prefer a cold steel on ur lips or a warm flesh with warm breathing while u r into a smooch. Would that steel know how hard he is supposed to hold u and where exactly shud be the hands and what exactly shud be the posture...:P

Sweetstickychewy said...

lol...WoW!! i can't believe this! A robot with a Penis! lol! Reading your post could possibly convince a person to get one..;)

Somehow my tongue is feeling for warm flesh more than mr robot man.more tasty, sexy, real and yummy! But Mr Robot Man does sound alluring..:P hehehe. The part when he can be programmed. but i do wonder if i need to be the one controlling his speed for him each time. that would get tiring. Hehehe!:P

Cheeries!

chocolteluva said...

OMG.. hilarious!!!!!
it would never work, i need a meaty man to hug with nice flesh. its my most favorite thing to do. if i can rest my head on his chest and hug him, and its comfortable, i know its right... u know?

robot would only have a stupid metal chest. although ROCK SOLID ABS... hahaha.

ghee said...

hahaha!I love yah,Keshi!!what a humor!!i cant imagine it during climax when the robot needed some rebooting!! haha!you made my day,Keshi dear! :D

ghee
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homo escapeons said...

Holy Hard Drive Batman!

Well let's see..in the movie AI Jude Law was exactly that..Gigolo Joe. The programmers made him 'warm' and he mastered every aspect of pleasuring a woman.

Technically your Joe-Bot would be incomparable to any human..I mean if his parts could have adjustable vibrating speeds and you could control every aspect of your playtime there isn't much to discuss!

The downside to having a handsome six foot vibrator at your disposal is that..
I mean it's..
well what about..
um...
((cough))


*coyote howls in the background


Alright listen K-Roo I'll have to get back to you on this one.

Shionge said...

You freak me out Keshi!!!!! Good one and make me laugh so hard...if you have a extra Robotic Lover send them over please......

No more sulking face to please and oh..just remember to turn on the heater when the 'hit' is on in bed kekekek....LOLz...

Silvara said...

Hahahaha....you know a RobotMan would be ideal in every way...except for the bedroom. I don't think there is anything that can beat the feel of skin on skin lol.

but having him ready to go any minute of the day....heheh I can deal with that :D

Hahaha...what happens if he goes into an infinite loop??

Vik said...

whoa.. the last liner... grrr.. do you want to rephrase that part mate?

Well yea I don't know about Robots being a replacement but it sure would be so gross.. YUCK !!

I would any day prefer the softies instead of the Robots - Girl. It makes more sense to figure out the flesh wonder if I would ever like a girl robot with all rock solid abs.. Damn I don't want them :-(

Vik said...

I updated my note after what you said :-) check that out when you get a chance.

Iceman said...

Well... This nerd is way into it!
I have a robot that loves ma a lot... only in its nascent stage... Only voice now... She talks so nicely to me u know... a sexy voice that refreshes me... She responds when I talk 2 her. Developed based on a neural net algorithm. Now that I have 2 work on giving her a sexy figure... :P

Reminds me of this.

I will try some Holographic image projection as well before I get into giving her a body!

Exploring some silicon based carbon compounds... for the same... Robotics and AI is the thing of future...

Tys on Ice said...

all i can say is OUCH! can u imagine him in u on a cold morning? or the amt u will have to spend on oil, grease and other lubricants...and wht abt the after sex cigarette...wht if the bed is not the only thing creaking?

Morever u will never be able to have sex in the shower...

Dalicia said...

well at least you wouldn't get infected with AIDS. ahahha

i prefer to be with a guy. but there are men that are hopeless in bed. what can i say? or maybe i'm just too good. gosh, i'm bragging about myself...ahahah

curryegg said...

Lol... I think since now and then I should be more careful with men especially in choosing for a partner... Who knows they are the robot? lol...

Aditi said...

hmm nah a robot wouldnt be fun.. cuz on the emotional end.. i couldnt argue with me.. how boring is a man who has no opinions of his own? not to mention the fact does what i tell him to and takes no initiative.. u cant very well program a romantic surprise now can u?
Not to mention someone just needs to re-wire or re-program him so he cheats?
physical end well.. again cold steel? definitely not the same

Ghost Particle said...

honey...okay....you're having too much free time now. All I can say is...watever organ it has will be dead cold...unless of course there is a heater attached to it. :D

But me bet is that you can program any moves you want to it...and just dream the night away...

Ghost Particle said...

and yes...HE is right. Gigolo Joe from Ai...he was kinda cool.

Jeevan said...

It was an interesting read keshi haha... for sure he would make u stress free from all other works, than relationship or kissing or feel a human touch.

Get me a robot gf by the way too : D

AmitL said...

*And,the most vivid imagination award goes to Keshi*..*applause*..

Marriage vows- would they include' Till the lack of oil do us part'?

Ah,we come to the gist of why the idea thrills you-having a husband do who will do'anything',from shutting up,cooking,cleaning...and, having 'control' of the 'remote control'for the TV.

But,finally,I'm sure you'd say 'There's nothing like the real thing',especially where those intimate moments are concerned.

Of course,it sets my thought processes off on robot females,too..let's see now...mmmmm...mmmm.:)P'raps a post on that shortly.*muses*

Cheers,and tks for the laugh of the day.

Bla said...

I’m somewhat indifferent about male sex-machines. But when it comes to hot female robo-slaves... Well... :)

phishez_rule said...

Hmm. Seems they didn't think it all the way through. It would be just like a gigantic sex toy. And just as empty (though loads more fun) to use.

Peter said...

Hi Keshi! Just to say that I'm back! Your long posts need some time for reading and today I'm too busy... I will be back soonest!

anuj said...

I wonder wat the kids would look like? or if there would be ne?

would he be able to flirt or tease u .. would he knw of appropriate times .. would he appreciate the sunset .. moreover he cannot have a cuppa? rite ..

so I guess if u really want a robot .. its better to get on to sex toys keshi .. hehe .. bt fr feelings .. its got to be a man .. i mean obviously out of the few gud ones left ;)

I think u want a kiss these dyz ..hehe

anuj said...

@last post cmnt: well I got a job yeah .. bt m lookin fr another one .. u knw .. muhahahahahaha ..

*loud sobs
its alrite keshi .. we can manage it sometime .. life is too long..

Fish said...

What about the feeling of a mans vains getting larger and larger, so you can feel his hearbeat.
That look of total devotion in his eyes, just before he explodes.
The smell of hormones in the air, when he teases you for hours, before he enters.
The sound of his voice, saying its ok, when you start to shiver.
The taste of his skin, and the smell that stays in your bed, making you smile just remembering.

Can you tell your vibrator you love him?

mutleythedog said...

It is a brilliant solution to all personal and sexual problems... oh ... wouldn't the human race die out quite soon?

Can robots laugh or tell jokes? I bet not!!

Asha said...

Well.. in a way sounds great to me!;P
Doesn't demand or argue, you can turn him off! Not a bad idea at all!:)
Happy Dasara girl.

Helen said...

Ha! I saw that article, too! Too funny. I must say, for pure sex or housekeeping (Rosie from the Jetsons) it will probably work, but a long term relationship? nah. Part of getting along with someone is knowing their little irritations and annoyances, if they are programmed w/o, it would be like all icing, no cake...or something like that ; )

Jay said...

I think men would get the better end of the sex robot deal. It's basically what they're looking for anyway. ;-)

Of course, a robot could never replace Keshi!!

niki yokota said...

haha!! this is hilarious
living with robot hubby :D
it reminds me of pinocchio..
i prefer chubby & small robot thoo.

Paul Champagne said...

Would he rust if he went to the beach with you?

While tinkering with his software, could you accidentally turn him into a deranged killing machine?

In every relationship there are questions.

WP2007 said...

Hi Keshi

Fogged in here, going nowhere fast. We were going away for a few days, but we're into a stretch of bad weather.

The best post ever!! Best supporting pics ever!!

You've got the most entertaining blog I've ever read!!

This story is a comedy writer's dream-come-true.

You've dealt with what it would be like having a robot do everything you can imagine.

SOOOOO Funny!!

You're a very good writer!!!!!


When I read a story like this one, my brain goes into overdrive. Without writing any of the jokes, I'll tell you some of the things I thought about when I first read this story.

Here's my thoughts:

An oil can, the tin man character in the Wizard Of Oz, rust, a certain body part, Dorothy, update the tin man character to a robot, bring in oil can, rust, lubricant, jelly,
K-Y

The cartoon series The Jetsons, George, the robot maid, the dispensing machine, the episode about George wanting a new maid, the reason why George really wants a new robot

George Lucas, Star Wars, new stage play in development, sex, robots,

Star Trek, new frontier, final frontier, robots, Kirk, Bill (William) Shatner, Mr.Spock, "boldly go where no man has gone before", starship, Enterprise, robot orgies, exploring, foreplay and Shatner (focus on Shatner, not Kirk, use "beam me up")

homosexual robots, robots having sex with robots, robot analyzes self, baby robots, robot birth control, robots and periods, power pack failure, no headache, sorry, power pack low, recharge power pack, robot penis size, made to order, robot threesomes, oral sex, braces on teeth, electrical shock...

These are a few of my thoughts which may have been developed into jokes.

LOL

Bev

Sameera said...

Good fantasizing but nothing like the real thing dear!

Art said...

Would always prefer a real man than emotionless robot..

Sudeep said...

LOL!!! but cold wont match the warmth.. i hope they dont make female robots pls

Brian in Oxford said...

Hey kesh....one of my favorite random comments to make is "don't date robots!"

not sure if the "Futurama" episode it comes from is available online though...

BUMBLE!!! said...

My parents would disown me if I had a robot husband with me for Thanksgiving.

That said, I could probably use it as a minority status in preferential hiring for better positions at my job.

starry nights said...

Keshi I read this article also and had a discussion with "J"about it.I think a robot can never ever take the place of a human being at an emotional level even if programmed to do so.Would he be able to look at your eyes and know you are sad.would he be willing to give up something he really wants to make you happy and finally would he be able to get your heart racing when he enters the room.

akanksha said...

Will that work????
is it not his touch that matters...is not the way his heartbeats go faster when u toch him...is is not about emotions more than anything else???

KP said...

first of all bad girl keshi....from the last post (u know what i mean)...lol

robot girl..man that would work for me. Need a real woman.

TinTin said...

Gosh! you think about sex all the time. Pervert! :)

Diesel said...

A big, unfeeling machine with a penis? They already have those. They're called MEN.

AVIANA said...

hey can you give me the video code you use to upload your youtube videos....something's wrong on my site....

Jim said...

todays Robot wont be all metal
we have made terrific advances in materials

each part of his body wud be built of different materials

in fact just by looking at him or his
u wont be able to tell if he is human or robot

Jim said...

i got a better idea
go for an android

catch hold of SOUTHY
and make him android

and then reprogram him

MoonStone said...

This would be the height of desperation. ;)

And what when the android/robot won't talk back to you, and will be unable to understand a thing you said??... one would do better to not invest in this ...

quite funny though!! :D

Jim said...

A few weeks, ago, came the news that Kim Jong-Hwan, the director of the Intelligent Robot Research Lab in South Korea, had developed artificial chromosomes that would determine robots' "personality".

Today The Guardian East Asia correspondent (via Robotics) gives more details.

These chromosomes would allow robots to feel lusty, and could eventually lead to them reproducing. So far the scientist developed only 14 chromosomes, but future species will be endowed with more complex "genetics".

Kim is now working working on the equivalent of X and Y chromosomes that would confer sexual characteristics, "so that if male and female like each other, they could have their own children."



According to the engineer, a software, to be installed in a robot within the next three months, will give the machines the ability to reason, desire and to "feel" happy, sad, angry, sleepy, hungry or afraid. The computer code is modelled on human DNA.

Kim Jong-Hwan comments: "Robots will have their own personalities and emotion and - as films like I Robot warn - that could be very dangerous for humanity. If we can provide a robot with good - soft - chromosomes, they may not be such a threat."

One could that that the professor reads too much sci-fi, but Kim is a leading authority on technology and ethics of robotics. It was him who launched, 10 years ago, the robot football world cup.

Rex Venom said...

Hee hee hee!
You would like to have a robotic lover, eh? Can you handle getting all that oil on you skin?
Rock on!

Jim said...

Humans could marry robots within the century. And consummate those vows.

"My forecast is that around 2050, the state of Massachusetts will be the first jurisdiction to legalize marriages with robots," artificial intelligence researcher David Levy at the University of Maastricht in the Netherlands told LiveScience.

Levy recently completed his Ph.D. work on the subject of human-robot relationships, covering many of the privileges and practices that generally come with marriage as well as outside of it.

At first, sex with robots might be considered geeky, "but once you have a story like 'I had sex with a robot, and it was great!' appear someplace like Cosmo magazine, I'd expect many people to jump on the bandwagon," Levy said.

Jim said...

The idea of romance between humanity and our artistic and/or mechanical creations dates back to ancient times, with the Greek myth of the sculptor Pygmalion falling in love with the ivory statue he made named Galatea, to which the goddess Venus eventually granted life.

This notion persists in modern times. Not only has science fiction explored this idea, but 40 years ago, scientists noticed that students at times became unusually attracted to ELIZA, a computer program designed to ask questions and mimic a psychotherapist.

"There's a trend of robots becoming more human-like in appearance and coming more in contact with humans," Levy said.

"At first robots were used impersonally, in factories where they helped build automobiles, for instance. Then they were used in offices to deliver mail, or to show visitors around museums, or in homes as vacuum cleaners, such as with the Roomba.

Now you have robot toys, like Sony's Aibo robot dog, or Tickle Me Elmos, or digital pets like Tamagotchis."

Jim said...

In his thesis, "Intimate Relationships with Artificial Partners," Levy conjectures that robots will become so human-like in appearance, function and personality that many people will fall in love with them, have sex with them and even marry them.

"It may sound a little weird, but it isn't," Levy said. "Love and sex with robots are inevitable."

Sex with robots in 5 years
Levy argues that psychologists have identified roughly a dozen basic reasons why people fall in love, "and almost all of them could apply to human-robot relationships. For instance, one thing that prompts people to fall in love are similarities in personality and knowledge, and all of this is programmable.

Another reason people are more likely to fall in love is if they know the other person likes them, and that's programmable too."

Jim said...

In 2006, Henrik Christensen, founder of the European Robotics Research Network, predicted that people will be having sex with robots within five years, and Levy thinks that's quite likely. There are companies that already sell realistic sex dolls, "and it's just a matter of adding some electronics to them to add some vibration," he said,

or endowing the robots with a few audio responses. "That's fairly primitive in terms of robotics, but the technology is already there."

Jim said...

As software becomes more advanced and the relationship between humans and robots becomes more personal, marriage could result.

"One hundred years ago, interracial marriage and same-sex marriages were illegal in the United States. Interracial marriage has been legal now for 50 years, and same-sex marriage is legal in some parts of the states,"

Levy said. "There has been this trend in marriage where each partner gets to make their own choice of who they want to be with."

"The question is not if this will happen, but when," Levy said. "I am convinced the answer is much earlier than you think."

Jim said...

When and where it'll happen
Levy predicts Massachusetts will be the first jurisdiction to legalize human-robot marriage.

"Massachusetts is more liberal than most other jurisdictions in the United States and has been at the forefront of same-sex marriage," Levy said. "There's also a lot of high-tech research there at places like MIT."

Although roboticist Ronald Arkin at the Georgia Institute of Technology in Atlanta does not think human-robot marriages will be legal anywhere by 2050, "anything's possible. And just because it's not legal doesn't mean people won't try it," he told LiveScience.

Jim said...

"Humans are very unusual creatures," Arkin said. "If you ask me if every human will want to marry a robot, my answer is probably not.

But will there be a subset of people? There are people ready right now to marry sex toys."

Jim said...

The main benefit of human-robot marriage could be to make people who otherwise could not get married happier,

"people who find it hard to form relationships, because they are extremely shy, or have psychological problems, or are just plain ugly or have unpleasant personalities,"

Levy said. "Of course, such people who completely give up the idea of forming relationships with other people are going to be few and far between, but they will be out there."

Jim said...

Ethical questions

The possibility of sex with robots could prove a mixed bag for humanity. For instance, robot sex could provide an outlet for criminal sexual urges. "If you have pedophiles and you let them use a robotic child, will that reduce the incidence of them abusing real children, or will it increase it?" Arkin asked.

"I don't think anyone has the answers for that yet — that's where future research needs to be done."

Keeping a robot for sex could reduce human prostitution and the problems that come with it.

However, "in a marriage or other relationship, one partner could be jealous or consider it infidelity if the other used a robot," Levy said.

"But who knows, maybe some other relationships could welcome a robot. Instead of a woman saying, 'Darling, not tonight, I have a headache,' you could get 'Darling, I have a headache, why not use your robot?' "

Jim said...

Arkin noted that "if we allow robots to become a part of everyday life and bond with them, we'll have to ask questions about what's going to happen to our social fabric.

How will they change humanity and civilization? I don't have any answers, but I think it's something we need to study.

There's a real potential for intimacy here, where humans become psychologically and emotionally attached to these devices in ways we wouldn't to a vibrator."

Levy is currently writing a paper on the ethical treatment of robots. When it comes to sex and love with robots, "the ethical issues on how to treat them are something we'll have to consider very seriously, and they're very complicated issues," Levy said.

Levy successfully defended his thesis Oct. 11.

© 2007 LiveScience.com. All rights reserved

AMEN

Jim said...

Keshiiiiiiii

robot lovers qill be ideal for u and me

we cud even swap robots

Keshi said...

SOUTHY HELLO HELLO THIS IS ELIZA HELLO HELLO!

***tilts her head to the left and makes a robot move***

:)


**wud u prefer a cold steel on ur lips or a warm flesh with warm breathing while u r into a smooch

no no no never! I like nice juciy fresh lips on mine.. ;-)


-----------------------------------

hey Amy!


** A robot with a Penis

and with a head, for a change. LOL!



**but i do wonder if i need to be the one controlling his speed for him each time. that would get tiring

good point Amy! but is there any difference in a real man? k just kidding ;-)


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GUUUD MAWNING CHOCO! CAN U FIX MY DECODER SO THAT I CAN HUG YAW HUG YAW HUG YAW...toot toot toot!





**robot would only have a stupid metal chest.

I agree...but its better than a stupid Richard Cranium LOL!



**although ROCK SOLID ABS

tell me abt it! u'll never get em in a real man...never! And that goes for female robots too..




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Ghee HUGGGGGGGGZ!


**during climax when the robot needed some rebooting

isnt that the same with a male too? ***snoring** LOL!


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HE heyy I havent seen that movie yet..with Jude Law in it, its a MUST-SEE for me.


**The programmers made him 'warm' and he mastered every aspect of pleasuring a woman

well it can be done...Cyborgs arent a wonder anymore.


**I mean if his parts could have adjustable vibrating speeds and you could control every aspect of your playtime there isn't much to discuss

yep...it wud then become a giant vobrator with limbs and a face :):)



**The downside to having a handsome six foot vibrator at your disposal is that..
I mean it's..
well what about..

na na u hv to tell me wut u meant LOL! cmon spill em HE!



Keshi.

Jim said...

I see a lotta guys here
looking crestfallen Keshi


but it is the logical choice Keshi

Keshi said...

hey Shionge!


**if you have a extra Robotic Lover send them over please......

I can send u my Cyborg over...if u promise to send it bak in one piece..I mean w.o. losing the metal pieces LOL!


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hey Silvara I agree...nothing like the real thing :)


**what happens if he goes into an infinite loop??


LOL good qn! it wud then be something like this:

HUG
HUG
HUG
HUG
HUG
HUG
HUG
HUG
HUG
HUG
...
...
...


and then I'd hv to burn him alive.


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hey Vik!


**do you want to rephrase that part mate?

cant...wont..dun wanna..LOL!


**Robots being a replacement but it sure would be so gross..

atleast they wont emit foul odors Vik!



**wonder if I would ever like a girl robot with all rock solid abs..

u wont know until u try one :):)




Keshi.

Jim said...

heyyyy guys
say what u want
u cant better a robot


that goes for u too REX
oil on your skin ?


hehehehehehe

Keshi said...

hey Iceman!

ur nic sounds like a robot name :)


**Developed based on a neural net algorithm. Now that I have 2 work on giving her a sexy figure

is this for real? I mean d u do this at Uni or something? I programmed a bot in my 3rd year at Uni...a miniature but it did alot of cute n funny things :) Imagine a Keshi-coded bot LOL!



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hey Tys!


**wht if the bed is not the only thing creaking?

LOL haha that was sooo funny!


Sex in the shower will be still doable :) d u know that these robots can be in the water too? no Im not lying...scientists r already doing it!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Dalicia!

**well at least you wouldn't get infected with AIDS

very good point there girl!


**but there are men that are hopeless in bed. what can i say? or maybe i'm just too good.

ur right! we r too good hahahahaha!



-----------------------------------

hey Curry!

**I should be more careful with men especially in choosing for a partner...

haha its true u know...there r a Cyborgs being programmed...half robot n half human. So u never know if u run into a cyborg thinking its a cute guy u met at the cafe. And then suddenly he starts beeping LOL!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Aditi!

**how boring is a man who has no opinions of his own?

true...


**u cant very well program a romantic surprise now can u?

well thats true too...but comparing the romantic surprises I got so far from my ex-Bfs, a robot wud seriously do something better LOL!



**Not to mention someone just needs to re-wire or re-program him so he cheats?

how d u mean cheats?


-----------------------------------

hey Ghosty :)


**watever organ it has will be dead cold...unless of course there is a heater attached to it.

Ghosty d u know that some Engineering students in Cambridge built a female robot with a vagina and male robot with a penis...aparently it was very difficult to do but they came close to the real thing. And then they tested the female robot having sex - apparently the penis got stuck in her gears LOL! This is a true story.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Jeevan I'd send u ELIZA..she's hot ;-)


**make u stress free from all other works, than relationship or kissing or feel a human touch

so true! no ego probs..no hissy fits...LOL!



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aww ty Amit!


**Till the lack of oil do us part'?

HAHAHAHA that seriously cracked me up! How abt: till the FOR loop crashes?



**'There's nothing like the real thing',especially where those intimate moments are concerned.


hehe true.


ty Amit!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyya Bla!

**But when it comes to hot female robo-slaves...

u'd def hv the hotts for someone like Lara Croft wont ya? ;-)



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hey Phishez!


**It would be just like a gigantic sex toy. And just as empty (though loads more fun) to use.

:) spot on!





Keshi.

SaffronSaris said...

Boo! Busy busy, haven't been writing much nor going round much.
Have a great weekend!

Keshi said...

hey Peter WB I missed ya!

take ur time...:)

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Anuj thats a real good point...

**I wonder wat the kids would look like? or if there would be ne?

never thought abt that b4. that got me researching abt it and I found out that scientists believe that that too will happen some day!!


***One day, all machines may be able to reproduce and improve themselves without human intervention

thats what they said! thats kind of scary tho.



He can hv a cuppa...but it will be lube oil in it LOL!



**would he be able to flirt or tease u

prolly not :(



** its better to get on to sex toys keshi .

na Im not into em...hate em LOL!



**life is too long

yeah rite :(




Keshi.

Jim said...

come to think of it
when God pulled out a rib from Adam

His intention was to clone a female helper for adam and a sex mate


but He botched it up

Keshi said...

Fish that was brilliantly put! TY. Ur comment was the BEST.

ur right...a robot cant replace any of that right now. but in the future anything is possible...scientists even believe that in future robots will reproduce!



**Can you tell your vibrator you love him?

haha I dun hv one so u cant ask me that qn Fish :)


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G'DAY MUTLEY! SIMULATOR ALERT! CODE RED CODE RED CODE RED CODE RED...


:)

**It is a brilliant solution to all personal and sexual problems... oh ... wouldn't the human race die out quite soon?

thats what Im worried abt too...cos I read in an article that robots will be able to reproduce some day in the future..that way they might take over the human race? SCARY!


**Can robots laugh or tell jokes? I bet not!!

who knows Mutley! The kind of robots that r already in use r amazing!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Happy Dasara Asha!

**Doesn't demand or argue, you can turn him off

LOL I can picture ur facial expressions when u said that!

HUGGGGGGGGGGGGZ!


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heyy Helen how r ya today sweetz?


** for pure sex or housekeeping

I agree!



**Part of getting along with someone is knowing their little irritations and annoyances,

so true :)


ty babez n u hv a great day ok!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

G'day Jay!

**I think men would get the better end of the sex robot deal. It's basically what they're looking for anyway

LOL tnxx for being so honest! Ur a REAL man...a very rare one. :)


**Of course, a robot could never replace Keshi!!

:) mebbe programmers wud be able to create a humanoid like me...who knows! And one like Jay too? maybe not..he's too real to be fake!


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heyy Nikz!


u Japanese r the top lot when it comes to robot makeing.


**i prefer chubby & small robot thoo

u mean Danny deVito lookalike?




Keshi.

Jim said...

**Part of getting along with someone is knowing their little irritations and annoyances,



BS
who needs little irritations and annoyances,

Keshi said...

hey Paul!

**Would he rust if he went to the beach with you?

haha good qn! there r water-proof robots too btw.


**While tinkering with his software, could you accidentally turn him into a deranged killing machine?

well thats a very good point. cos recently I read a newspaper article where it said that in future robots may be used for terrorism! THATS PRETTY SCARY.



**In every relationship there are questions

hehe very well-said!


ty Paul!


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hey Bev ty n u too! U write very well...I love ur sense of humor.

:) long weekend ha..nice! TC now.


some pretty good memory u've got! wow! those were VERY interesting things u thought abt..


I had a thing for Shatner ;-)


**Star Wars, Star Trek

looks like its all coming true now...


**electrical shock

LOL imagine me getting one when I try to touch my robot man.


ty Bev hv a great weekend!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Sameera ur spot on! :)


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Art thats right :)



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hey Sudeep some of the robots they hv made already hv that warmth...apparently :)


**i hope they dont make female robots

omg where d u live boy..they hv already made em Sudeep..LOL! And some supa-sexy ones too hehe..



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Brian I love Futurama :)


**"don't date robots!"

hehehe cute...


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hey Bumble!


**My parents would disown me if I had a robot husband with me for Thanksgiving.

haha! if I married a robot, my mum wud shoot me to death. imagine a robot caught in the chaos of a Sri Lankan family...he'd die an instant death LOL!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyy Starry some very good points raised there...ty!


**a robot can never ever take the place of a human being at an emotional level even if programmed to do so

I know..but the scary part is that scientists r already experimenting with sensory coding in a robot...dunno how it'll all be in the end, but its all freaky.

but like u said, it can never be equal to the real thing!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

ur spot on Akanksha!


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KP o no me no bad girl..me very good girl hai na? :)


and ur right abt the robot GFs..hehehe...ty!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Tintin do I? I didnt know that. I must be a male then. LOL!


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ello ello Diesel ello ello!


**A big, unfeeling machine with a penis? They already have those. They're called MEN.


LOL haha rocking observation! u r seriously funny. ty matey! :)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Lisa I left a comment for ya.

loop=1 doesnt work anymore.

autoplay=1 does. not 'true'...use 1.


Im still trying to find out why...


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Jim we r all androids anyways :)




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Moon!

**This would be the height of desperation

so u think Im desperate? :) mebbe I am...with the kind of men I hv come across I hv to be more than just desperate!



**And what when the android/robot won't talk back to you, and will be unable to understand a thing you said??...

thats no different to a real man. LOL!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

Jim some good info there tnxx!


**will give the machines the ability to reason, desire and to "feel" happy, sad, angry, sleepy, hungry or afraid. The computer code is modelled on human DNA.


yes..thats what i read too. isnt it scary tho?


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hey Rex!


**Can you handle getting all that oil on you skin?

a lil bit of oil adds to the pleasure LOL!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

LOL Jim we cud ha!


**'Darling, not tonight, I have a headache,' you could get 'Darling, I have a headache, why not use your robot?' "

well isnt that what happens already? :)




Keshi.

George said...

So they're going to put electronics in blow-up dolls?

Keshi said...

Jim, crestfallen as in?



**who needs little irritations and annoyances,

LOL! but its more realistic...




**His intention was to clone a female helper for adam and a sex mate

interesting point. r we humans some creator's AI experiments?




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Saffy hey no worries hv a good one urself HUGGGGGGGGGZ!



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heyy George!


**So they're going to put electronics in blow-up dolls?

they hv already done it :)




Keshi.

Jim said...

I think u shud put your desire to have a man of your own on hold for now



and wait for the future
its OK to have a casual fling in the mean time though


but dont marry the guy

anits said...

hi keshi...wow...really can't believe it..robot can hv sex...the technology really rapidly growing...dont one day robot population become more than human beings!
Thnx for this wonderful info...tcare n hv a good weekends..

AVIANA said...

Thanks chica!

i'll come back tomorrow and comment!

Vest said...

Nah! Tinothy Brassballs will have real lead in his pencil, and still not have the capacity for heavy petting. Only real flesh and blood can bring together the ultimate prize of human copulation, that lustful mind bending orgasm. "Ah-ah-Aah.

"Oh Yeah Baby."

Memories of a past age-so Beautiful. xxx.

tulipspeaks said...

if i could get a warm hug & kiss without 'him' melting.. then why not?

hehehehehe


ammu.

Jim said...

Only real flesh and blood can bring together the ultimate prize of human copulation, that lustful mind bending orgasm. "Ah-ah-Aah.

"Oh Yeah Baby."

Memories of a past age-so Beautiful. xxx.

VEST dream on
the old days have gone
the times have changed


move with the times
or die

Still searching said...

Hahaha! Quite a fantasy! And you put forth a very strong case for having a robot as a husband! I almost don't want a human one now!!

Keshi said...

ty Jim I'll think abt it LOL!


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hey Anits!


**dont one day robot population become more than human beings!


thats what the scientists believe too!



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no probs Lisa!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Vesty good ol memories ay ;-)


** Only real flesh and blood can bring together the ultimate prize of human copulation, that lustful mind bending orgasm.

ur right. but mebbe robots wud induce a Microsftish orgasm? LOL who knows ha!


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hahaha Ammu yeah why not ha!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Jim why r ya asking Vesty to die?


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SS heyy ty! :)


LOL Im glad u agree with me!




Keshi.

Jim said...

He has lived too long
Rosemary wants a change


she wants a robot too

Vest said...

Hey you guys just think of the metallic monster being of the opposite gender without that soft squishy aperture.

Keshi said...

Jim in that case ur wife Maria wud hv left with a robot by now ha? :)


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hello Vesty!


**being of the opposite gender without that soft squishy aperture.


LOL haha!



Keshi.

Outdoorsy Girl said...

Now this is more like it! FINALLY a good man out there! ;)

This is hilarious, Keshi! I am still keeping faith that you and I are going to find a good fleshy man, but this is a great back up for us! Don't ya think?
;)

Keshi said...

Outdoorsy atleast we wont be jerk-magnets anymore. rather cyborg-magnets LOL!

Keshi.

Fleiger said...

However "intelligent" the machine is, don't you think it will get "predictable" (and hence boring) after a while?

Keshi said...

hey Fleiger!

**predictable n boring

sounds very familiar LOL!


Keshi.

Sujit said...

hehe.. very funny..But sex is not everything.. right? What you need is love.. :) which unfortunately robot can't give :(.. keep cheering.. :)

Southpaw unplugged said...

Southpaw-The android with bad attitude comes and crushes jim's balls...:))) then turns ard and start flirting with Kesshhhaaaayyy...:P

Keshi said...

very true Sujit ty!

however I believe some men dunno how to LOVE either :) not all, just some.


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HAHAHAHA Southy!




Keshi.

Southpaw unplugged said...

:)))

Jim said...

Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

The Phosgene Kid said...

He'll probably give you a case of tetanus!!

anuj said...

wat happnd honey .. two sad bunnies thr ..

Jim said...

Dang
now i am an android too

i got brass ones now

Keshi said...

Southy :)

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Jim we know ur ones r rusty LOL!


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HAHAHAHA good one Phos!


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Anuj wut d u mean sad bunnies? where? :)


Keshi.

Aditi said...

well u mentioned something to the effect that if as a robot u can make sure he be faithful.. well as a robot its easier for him to be unfaithful eh? or something to that effect

uttara said...

no wayssssssssssss
robot can never replace the hott sexyy guys.. n their hot breathe n soft lipss and and and.... shhh
lol

and robot having penis .. ewwwwww
lol lol lol

Keshi said...

hehe Aditi ok tnxx!

wut I really meant was that robots wud only cheat with robots..as in that b/w pic :)

no worries..tnxx anyways!

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whoaaaaaa Uttsy HUGGGGGGGZ I missed ya! where hv u been??


**n their hot breathe n soft lipss

someone knows her math ooh lala ;-)


**and robot having penis

yeah a bit n byte one LOL!



Keshi.

the_new_cloud said...

LoL..

Robots wont have mother-in-laws too...:P
They wont plead to let them play PS3 the whole saturday night :p

Very very funny post i must say!!

Keshi said...

LOL Cloud great point abt the MILs!


Keshi.

Pri said...

**He'd even shutup when I want him to...**
LOL!! now how nice would tht be...sigh!!

heyy have u watched "bicentinnial man"...
juss a though,wht if ur robo hubby suddenly develops human emotions andis madly in love with u...or worse still turns ultra possesive about u?? wonder how u wud react :p
or what if u bothe fall head over heels in love with each other...wowww!! *eyes gettin all misty*
u should really watch tht movie :)

MoonStone said...

@so u think Im desperate?

naah!! I don't judge people... you would know better about yourself... I was referring to the whole robot-sex idea...

@thats no different to a real man

hmmm!! in your own words, with the kind of men you have met, maybe yes... but I would say you haven't met the real men yet... yes they are a rare breed... :)

:P fuzzbox said...

Robot sex would surely have it's advantages.

Ghost Particle said...

BAHAHHA....okay...they have dis ting wit watching machine do it...:p

Keshi said...

hey Pri :)

**bicentinnial man"...

yes I've seen it hehehe..


**worse still turns ultra possesive about u?? wonder how u wud react

if that happend, I'd send him to tin-crushing area LOL!


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aww ty Moon! :)




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heyy Fuzzy sure it wud ;-)



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:):) Ghosty!




Keshi.

ALI said...

Such a scifi fantasy.... :P

But yeah it won't break your heart....only your "heart" rest if it goes out of control in bed.....it will break everything...top to bottom....left to right.....and thn we'll have to bots.....the robot and the keshbot...... :P :P :P :P

but it will be fun...... :P :P
one can increase and decrease the speed...and you don't have to wait for "his" mood......so its 24/7..and that too....."safe and healthy"