Monday, October 15

Kiss and Tell

(UPDATE from previous post)

And the Top 10 'Don't-Ask's are:

1. Was he/she better in bed than me?

2. How many men/women have you slept with?


3. Do you love me?

4. Were you faking it?

5. Are you a virgin?

6. Are you going to wear THAT?

7. How much money do you make?

8. What was your name again?

9. Would you give up everything for me?

10. I guess a threesome is out of the question then?



So, if there's nothing good to ask, I guess it's best to keep quiet. That way you can keep your BF/GF and be happy as well. How about a passionate kiss instead of asking stupid questions? I guess that would be a better alternative isnt it? So yeah, go for it girls and boys. Stop wasting time asking dumb questions...instead make use of that time to kiss, cuddle and make love ;-). You say it best, when you say nothing at all...hehehe..love that song. ok am I becoming some kind of irritating Agony-Aunt now or what??


It's Monday and my brain is begging for a holiday...maybe I badly need a kiss? Poor me, no man to kiss and tell right now (***loud sobs***)...everywhere I look, I find couples cuddling and smooching...urgggg I wanted to tell em off! This morning on the train, a Scrooge-look-alike was kissing his GF. I was like 'WTF even he has someone to kiss!'. I must be so boring! Man what's wrong with me? Seems like there's love everywhere except for me...I guess Im cursed. Yes that's what it is...I'm on this massive curse and my lips seem to be on a life-long drought. I think I'm going insane. LOL! Maybe I asked too many DON'T-ASKs from my following ex-BFs listed below? Come back! I promise to say nothing at all...

No Keshi you just knew how to lose a guy in 10 days!





Babe, the world is not enough for you!
Dahlin would a mask help our relationship this time?
Chak de Keshi!













Current Music: When You Say Nothing At All by Ronan Keating

105 Cranium Signets:

Fish said...

Hug Keshi. Big hug!

Sweetstickychewy said...

Lol..I am with Sharukh Khan.

Chak De Keshi!!;)

*HUGZ*

Paul said...

I have a question...

How do women know if a guy is good looking?

I first noticed this with my sister. She'd think some guy on an album cover was really good looking and I'd look at it and go: it looks like some guy.

Once in a while I've seen a guy I thought was good looking, but it's been really rare. It seems like with women, both men and women easily recognize a good looking woman.

I mean, even if I found big muscles attractive, guys just have such unbeautiful faces, usually quite dorky. The beady eyes, pugnacious facial expressions... the stubble... How do women deal with that?

I think I've gone too far with self disclosure now, and have the feeling someone in Australia is laughing at me.

But Mom always told me, "They're not laughing at you dear; they're laughing with you..."

Jim said...

CHAK DE Keshi

yes
dont set a time limit for Mr Right to appear

let Cupid take his own time
mean while have funn

i wud say have sex too
but u wont lissen

at least have a night out every month with a gigolo
u can afford it

ghee said...

whoah!!very funny but a realistic post :)

even a scrooge look alike guy has someone to kiss?hahaha!
and Keshi knows how to lose a guy for 10 days?haha!

chin up and hang in there,Keshi..
its your ex bfs lost letting you go,not yours :)

how about a hug for your monday?

ghee

Fleiger said...

What is SRK doing in the list of your ex-BFs?

That would make the lady whose photo I put up last week kind of your ex prospective sis-in-law, right?

chocolteluva said...

aww.. i know I FEEL THE SAME WAY. i was super irritated at the cafe i was studying at - every where i looked there were couples studying and by that i mean flirting obnoxiously and NOT studying at all.
ARGHHHH!!! i want me one too..

SOON i say, soon. time shall come when we can roam free and flaunt our new found hot man as well.

The Stormin Mormon said...

Keshi:

You don't need anyone. I've given up on relationships, it's easier than the BS... :-)

(But then again, you already read my post)

Email me. I don't have your email to ask for code, or I would have already done so. I have a great song that I really was going to throw up there for today (and mostly for the snag).

J. Andrew Lockhart said...

I'm still laughing from #10! :)

Tys on Ice said...

hey, i didnt get to put my top questions u shud not ask a man..not fair...it was eid holidays and i only blog at work..;)

- can we talk?
- are you listening?
- wht shud i wear, this or this?
- do you still love me?
- where u looking at her?
- what were you talking about?
- if you hve finished, can u get me some water? (this is a no no after sex)

cheers...

Arm Pitt said...

Hey Keshi,
I guess the answer would be to let your guard down for a bit and have fun, even if it means having a fling. I guess we are all confused souls torn between maintaining moral integrity and at the same yearning to listen to the bodily urges.

DJ said...

hugs dear... :)
and an awesome song to go with the post... one of my favs...
tc...

homo escapeons said...

Keshiroo I'd like to give you a HUGE kiss..
but it would be one of those Big Brother type smooches.

#1 If you are asking that question you already know the answer
#2 ((BUZZER)) We all appreciate a little previous experience and this should guarantee impending diminished expectations so the pressure is off WOOHOO!
#3 the song Paradise By The Dashboard Light comes to mind, What's it gonna be boy Yes or No..HELLO! DUH.
#4 No man ever really wants to spoil his King Kong chest thumping moment with that stupid question...somewhere between ressuscitation and a great big smile is good enough for most of us
#5 A what?
#6 My palms started sweating just hearing those words
#7 Oh Puh-Leeze
#8 OMG write the name down on your hand or make up a mnemonic device for the morning after..oops you mean't bumping into someone from high school *blush*
#9 I redirect you back to #2 Paradise By The Dashboard Light
#10 Especially with twins..but cousins not so much hee hee!

I like your idea about kissing instead of asking answers that you don't want to know the answers to. That is far more constructive.
((MUAH))

southpaw said...

A tight squeezing hug...:)

Dalicia said...

eheheh....personal questions that has been asked

1) are you a virgin?

2) would you like to breast feed your baby if you have one?

3) biter or licker?

4) i have problems with my ex-gf. hope you'll be understanding?
*an excuse to do all the wrong things* :P

curryegg said...

Don't worry.. You'll get your Mr. Right or prince charming soon... ;)

Keshi said...

Fish ty for understanding..HUGGGGGGZ!


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ty Amy HUGGGGGGGGGZ! :)



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hey Paul!


**How do women know if a guy is good looking?


easy..just look at him/her :)



k jokes apart...to me good-looking is looks AND brains AND heart. o.w. no amount of looks can make a man attractive.



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heyy Jim tnxx!

**at least have a night out every month with a gigolo
u can afford it

so u want me to be a slut now? Great!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Ghee HUGGGGGGGGGZ!

**its your ex bfs lost letting you go,not yours

hehehe yes...big time losers! ;-)



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hey Fleiger!

**That would make the lady whose photo I put up last week kind of your ex prospective sis-in-law, right?


LOL yes! :):) u crack me up!


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I so know the feeling Choco!

***roles eyes here***


** time shall come when we can roam free and flaunt our new found hot man as well.

huh like when? LOL!


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heyya Mormon!

**You don't need anyone. I've given up on relationships, it's easier than the BS

ur sure we dun need anyone? :) btw wuts BS? sorry Im slow today hehe...


I emailed ya.




Keshi.

Keshi said...

lolz Andrew ty!

#10 was from General_Boy...


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hehe Tys too late, sorry! but Im sure u wud hv done well in the competition had u taken part in the wknd :)


**- can we talk?

haha I know that one!


**- are you listening?

how abt NO? :)


**- wht shud i wear, this or this?

lol!


**- do you still love me?

awww...:)


**- where u looking at her?

hehehe...


**- what were you talking about?

lolz!


**- if you hve finished, can u get me some water? (this is a no no after sex)

ROFL! :):)


ty Tys they r all good!


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hey Mr.Pitt!


** I guess we are all confused souls torn between maintaining moral integrity and at the same yearning to listen to the bodily urges.


I know! its torture. :)




Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww DJ HUGGGGGGGGZ n ty!

Im glad u like the song..its one of my favs too.


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hey HE when I saw a comment from u, I was so happy I screamed LOL! So glad to hv ya bak...WB mate!

w.o. ur witty n smart comments, my blog is never the same...



**#1 If you are asking that question you already know the answer

lols how true!


**#2 ((BUZZER)) We all appreciate a little previous experience and this should guarantee impending diminished expectations so the pressure is off WOOHOO!

I think so too :)


**#3 the song Paradise By The Dashboard Light comes to mind, What's it gonna be boy Yes or No..HELLO! DUH.

LOL!


**#4 No man ever really wants to spoil his King Kong chest thumping moment with that stupid question...somewhere between ressuscitation and a great big smile is good enough for most of us

hahahahahaha!


**#5 A what?

LOL!:):)



**#6 My palms started sweating just hearing those words

:)



**#7 Oh Puh-Leeze

ROFL!



**#8 OMG write the name down on your hand or make up a mnemonic device for the morning after..oops you mean't bumping into someone from high school *blush*

LOL I LOVE IT!



**#9 I redirect you back to #2 Paradise By The Dashboard Light

HAHA @redirect!



**#10 Especially with twins..but cousins not so much hee hee!


LOL u r soooo busted sir!


ty so much for making me laugh and especially for being here mate!

***HUGS***

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aww Southy HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Dalicia ty!


**1) are you a virgin?

typical ha..we should ask the guy 'r u a loser?'..


**2) would you like to breast feed your baby if you have one?

HUH who asked this???


**3) biter or licker?

LOL thats a classic! how abt both? :):)


**4) i have problems with my ex-gf. hope you'll be understanding?


yeah i'll be VERY understanding..u can leave now itself. LOL!



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hey Curry!

**You'll get your Mr. Right or prince charming soon

OMGgggggggggggggggg dun say that!




Keshi.

dharmabum said...

awrite, so i'm not asking anything. oh, what was that u were saying again? :P

Kulpreet said...

"maybe I badly need a kiss? Poor me, no man to kiss and tell right now (***loud sobs***)"

Aawww... Isn't that silly.
Advice: don't ask questions about PAST, ask about the FUTURE. Like...Would you still be sleeping with others when you have slept with me?

Have you thrown that cushion on me. I am running to get cover...
Jokes apart: Good guys will come by. Soon.

Pri said...

lol!!!
oye! ur boyfriends are pretty cute...im sure the last one (the "chak de" guy)never asked any wrong questions.*fluttering eyelashes*..atleast he never does in his movies :p.heehee

Mona said...

Hi Keshi,
A Sweet Hug to you dear..
Just wanna say:
"Love is a gift, if somebody has presented you, accept it and appreciate it and if not, then dont loose your heart, someone is still wraping it for you"

Take care

Keshi said...

Hey Dharma!

** what was that u were saying again?

LOL! nothing.


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hey Kulz :)

**Would you still be sleeping with others when you have slept with me?

yeah I'll ask that qn anyways. LOL!


where r all those GOOD guys btw?
;-)


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hey Pri tnxx!


**atleast he never does in his movies

yeah it happens ONLY in the movies! :)



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aww ty Mona HUGGGGGGGGZ!


**someone is still wraping it for you"


hmm I wonder if he's asleep half-way thru it :) but tnxx alot for that beautiful quote!


Keshi.

Jeevan said...

Indeed you said what requires between couples, than wasting of asking unnecessary questions. Ya, feeling dear that your lips would be dry forever and none to love, not that. I think its waiting for a sweetest person to share.

I like this song.
Have a nice week ahead keshi. Hugsss,

Nora said...

Don't worry babe, I predict you won't be single for long. ;)

Nora

mutleythedog said...

No one has kissed me in a long time Keshi dear! I console myself with PUKKA PIES!!! Maybe you could do the same?

Silvara said...

Heheh Kesh - the questions were hilarious - I'm gonna send it to Evs so he know for future reference :P

I can always give you a virtual KISS Keshi *MWWWWAH*

Looooove the hot guys *drool*

Pijush said...

Hahaha.. nice qns and really funny captions :-)
Wish you happy Durga Puja :-)

niki yokota said...

no one to kiss lol
same here, keshi-chan!!
we gotta find someone before new years eve!!

Steph said...

Maybe you should kiss ME!! :P

captain corky said...

I kissed my wife in the parking lot of one of our favorite restaurants after a really nice romantic dinner on Saturday night and she laughed at me. Twice. ;)

Kalyan said...

And going with you...Chak De Keshi!...We will all hope you have your dream moment soon enough...lovely post & have a nice week ahead!

Ps said...

aaaw Keshi--dont worry--you'll find your man soon.

Top cat said...

BIG TOP CAT HUGS
tc

Neha Nair said...

I think It's better to stay away from the KISS of love ;-)

♥busy_writer♥ said...

"my lips seem to be on a life-long drought"--haha, couldn't stop laughing!! :-p

maybe, if i said that im sailing on the same boat, it'd make you feel better? hehe :-p

dropped in here thru wacko's blog..

Adorable Pancreas said...

Chak de Keshi!

Welcome to the cursed club. Please start bitching about how dumb men are to fail to recognise fabulosity when they see it to enter.

Asha said...

Happy Monday Keshi! New day, smile!!:)

Last photo of Khan? Really!! He looks weird these day! Yikes!

Happy Dasara.

Vidya said...

Oh well....love happens when it happens! :D

Hang in there Keshi. In the interim, lets have some fun! May be we should form a club or something! :D


Vidya

Jim said...

Niki chan

there's always me

Jay said...

Maybe you just have higher standards than most people and that's why it harder to find the right guy. Nothing wrong with having high standards!

Jim said...

the way u talk most every one in the western world

and all the young females in the metros in India are sluts


grow up keshi girl
we all need sex

u dont have to wait for Mr Right for that

the times they have changed Keshi girl

SamY said...

he he ... so u havent changed a wee bit :D

the eyes see what it wants to see :D ... know what mebbe you should pic someone you eye at and take the gut to kiss him and just move on like it was a hi, bye :p ... I know you wouldn't dare, but you should give it a shot :D

enuf wetting ur lips with lipstick and alcohol :D ... go get naughty nutty ;)

EBEZP said...

Aw babes.....if only, listen I'm trying out this telepathic thing with a Canadian Blogger and it really works. Think very very hard, close your eyes for a moment, think of walking along the beach with just your bare feet on the sand, then click here

OMG it worked I'm snogging the fittest babe in Aus Woooo WOW!!

Hope it was as good for you sweet sweet Keshi!!

Power of the mind, love it!!

Please don't tell me I was dreaming!!

The Grunt said...

I could use a holiday as well.

Hi, Kesh!

AmitL said...

Hi,Keshi...now,those were great 'don't ask'question tips..hehe...The 'faking it?'question and the 'wear THAT?' query had me smiling away.Just wondering what THAT could refer too.hehe.

I think the best advice is,if there's nothing good to ask(OR,say,perhaps), it's best to keep quiet..silence is golden,as they say.

Now,I wonder why your brain would ask for a holiday on a Monday(So did mine,today..LOL..imagine,a month of reduced working hours,ending with three days off,and,suddenly,full working hours from today...ARGHHH).

LOL at your annoyance at the Scrooge-like guy.Come on,come on,Keshi..patience is a virtue which is always rewarded,you know.:)

Cheers..

TinTin said...

Its amazing how much care and how much effort you put into writing your posts and how meticulously you search those pictures and put those on your blog - along with some very relevant words. Its pretty evident how much you love and think about your readers.

I am very impressed. And of course the number of readers and number of comments here show how much people like your posts. Continue the good work and all the best. :)

TinTin said...

..and yeah, the pictures were very sexy and sensuous. expressing what whatz on your mind better than your words :)

Paul Champagne said...

I knew my question was a good one not to ask ... but number one?

Yipppeeeee.

Łóòň Ġãĺ said...

there is always a right time for everything dahlin! ;p ;p

otherwise whenever you're in London ... i don't mind trying out a lesbo kiss with you ;p

annie said...

Oh i missed out on ur previous post. Well i guess allz been already covered. Looking out for Keshi's next post then.

Keshi said...

aww Jeevan ty!



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Nora u do? How nice ;-) tnxx!



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heyya Mutley!


**No one has kissed me in a long time Keshi dear!

then maybe we should kiss? :)


**I console myself with PUKKA PIES!!!


LOL ur cute! u mean ass pies? Not bad at all matey.




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Silvara get Evs to read my previous post too :)

aww MWAHHHHHHHHH hun! Ur so sweet.

Dun drool on my ex-BFs sweetie...cos I dunped em for a reason u see. LOL!


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ty Pijush n Happy Durga Puja to u too!



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hi Niki!


**we gotta find someone before new years eve

if it's b4 New Year's Eve 2020, I'd be happy.



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Steph aww MWAHHHHHHHH!

maybe we should get married too ha?


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Captain that was really sweeeeeeeeet!


And now I feel more of a loser LOL!


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gee tnxx Kalyan!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

PS oooo dun say that :( I've heard that so many times in the past and Im kinda sick of that hehe..


but tnxx!

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HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ Rick!




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hey Neha WC!

how d u mean stay away sweetie? :)




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Busy_Writer WC!


**maybe, if i said that im sailing on the same boat, it'd make you feel better?

aww not really. That makes me even more angry at God :)


My lips r on a world-famous famine right now..more like Ethiopia LOL!


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Adorable u too? aww..


**Please start bitching about how dumb men are to fail to recognise fabulosity when they see it to enter

LOL I hv done that too many times! If u read my past posts that is hehehe...


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lolz Asha! U dun like SRK?


Happy Dasara to u too hun!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Vidya tnxx!


**May be we should form a club or something

I hv formed a zillion clubs too, one of them is Nil Sex Club. LOL!


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Jim aww :)


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Jay oh no I dun hv any standards at all...find me a NORMAL man plzzzzzzzzzzz LOL!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

Jim I know that..times hv changed but I dun change with the times..I hv my morals too.


**grow up keshi girl
we all need sex

does having sex mean growing up?



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hey Samy :)


**so u havent changed a wee bit

should I change?


mebbe I should really do that ha :):)


**enuf wetting ur lips with lipstick and alcohol

Alcohol? LOL d u think I drink that much?



Keshi.

Jim said...

I wanna change your attitude dude
dont look down on people as sluts

what u call slut is just a person with a high sex drive

if u dont use it
u will loose it Keshi girl

Jim said...

have u considered donating your kisses to charity?

stand in the mela
and charge onr dollar per kiss

and the moneys gained can be donated to Mother Theresa

that shud fix your morals

Crazy Me said...

Mmmmmmm .... pretty pictures. Made me smile.

Jim said...

this is for PAUL


How can you tell if a woman is interested inyou? Answer quickly. So what gives? Why am I asking you a trick question? Simple. Because I'm trying to make you THINK. I'm sure that, just like me, you've read a hundred books and articles that say things like:"If she tilts her head to one side and strokes her neck, that's a sign of interest...""If she licks her lips in a longing fashion, thatmeans she's interested in you...""If she laughs a lot, makes positive eye contact,and touches you often, then she likes you..." DUH!

I remember when I first read all this stuff. I thought to myself "Wow, cool! I must have been missing these hints because I didn't know to look for them. Now I'll know when a woman isinterested in me..." Well, there was ONE SMALL problem...

The problem is that women display these MAJOR INTEREST signals in about 1 of 100 interactions with men... And there was one BIG problem... That problem was that none of the damn books I read said a single thing about how to MAKE womengive you these signals.

In other words, what I realized is that average guys like me who don't get "approached" by women need to learn not only WHAT to look for, but, moreimportantly, how to actually CREATE ATTRACTION inwomen so they GAVE me these signals in the FIRSTPLACE.

So let me share with you some ideas on how to MAKE women feel ATTRACTION for you... and then I'll share some ideas on what to LOOK FOR to tell if a woman is interested. And my ideas will be a WEEEEEE BIT different than the ones you read in your flirting books.

OK, so you're out at a bar with a few friends,and it's time to meet some interesting women. You look around, and none of the hot young babes in there seem to be tilting their heads to one side, looking you in the eye, and licking their lips... so you decide to DO SOMETHING.

What do most guys do in this situation? Either:1) Nothing, because they're scared, or...2) Something typical, like ask a girl to dance, or if he can buy her a drink. If you're guilty of doing these, raise your hand. Then take your raised hand, and slap yourself silly. Not too hard. But silly.

If I have your attention PAUL, and you're interested in becoming a MASTER of using Body Language to create ATTRACTION, then u pay me 100 dollars to teach u

anits said...

hi keshi how r u? i m just back from holiday..have a great week yea?!
love
anits

Jim said...

... If you put 100 guys in a bar with one beautiful woman sitting alone, and you say to all 100 of the guys, "Hey guys, which one of you can walk over to that woman and do something to make that woman feel a SEXUAL ATTRACTION for you?"...

I'd say that if you're LUCKY, one of them will claim that he can do it. In other words, for most guys, the idea of walking up to a girl they don't know and doing something that will TRIGGER an attraction is completely outside of their universe. This is one of the reasons why guys do things like asking girls to dance, buying them drinks,etc. Now, something you must understand when it comes to women and ATTRACTION is that women don't feel ATTRACTION for WUSSIES.

Jim said...

ATTRACTION isn't a CHOICE. It isn't logical (at least, on the surface). But once you start to "get it", everything changes. Your entire perspective changes once you"get it", and your results change instantly as well. So here's something for you to try:

MESS WITH WOMEN. That's right "mess with" them. Tease. Bust on. Be difficult. Why? Because it INSTANTLY communicates that:1) You could care less what she thinks of you.2) You're a fun person.3) You're unpredictable.4) You're a bit of a "wild card"
5) You GET IT. Now, you might be shaking your head right now and saying "That doesn't make any sense. Why woulda woman feel attracted to me if I mess with her instead of being nice?". That's a good question. But for now, take the hand that you slapped yourself with earlier, and slap yourself again. Good. I want you to STOP following your "be nice and kiss ass" instincts when you first meet a woman,and instead practice MESSING WITH HER. Make fun of something. Go to hand her something, then pull it away at the last second. Shake your head in despair and tell her that she's screwing up her chances with you. Say something Cocky & Funny, then turn around and walk away before she can respond to your face. Can ya feel me, dog? Now the good stuff...

Hold your hosses
u gotta pay first

Shionge said...

What happen to all the GUYS out there Keshi??? You are one good catch :)

Hugs & Kisses my friend, save the best for last so I bet your prince charming would be here soon ;)

MUACK!!!!

Jim said...

Real or fake?

You've probably wondered this more than a few times while checking out a hottie at the bar. Well, since you can't just outright touch her breasts off the bat, and since you don't know her well enough to ask, you're going to have to rely on the tell-tale signs, which can be hard to spot.
Here are the things to look for through her clothes that will let you know if she's the real McCoy or Silicone Ali.
what to look forUnnatural shapeMost breasts aren't perfect orbs and they usually aren't identical. Be on the lookout for the way they hold in place as she moves around (especially her arms), and how they stay almost the same dimension -- instead of flattening out -- whether she reaches back or even stretches. Furthermore, when she bends over, you should see them fall if they're real.

WP2007 said...

Hi Keshi

You have a thing about watching people on trains. LOL

When I was a wee bit younger, I was in a car parked close to some tracks. It was about midnight and the windows were steamy and so were we. Wow! I never knew how loud those damn trains can be.

Your song choice suits very well because now I'm deaf.

LOL

Bev

Jim said...

I spent 5 years in hostel
20 girls to 2000 boys
that was the sex ratio

now i wasnt a hunk
and i had no chance

I fell in love with a boy
who used to talk like a feminine and move like a feminine

i was really a gone case for him
i even wrote a poem for him

i am a boy
and u r a boy
and we shudnt
oh my darling i am told

but i love u with all my heart
so what the heck
lets

Jim said...

when u deny the sex urge
it shows up as abnormal behaviour

it happened with the catlik padres too
who take the oath of celibacy

Darsh said...

hehe... questions noted...

no worries...

still awaiting reply on NO questions though.... ... hehe


oiiiiiiiiiiii... .post is pretty sizz


Oh! And btw... rule# 11... always have these questions in mind as they are answered with time... (automatically) ;)

Menchie said...

aaacccck! Gerard!

tsk. tsk. now i am going to be distracted ALL day! LOL!

Keshi said...

LOL Ebez that was truly sweet! MWACKKKKZ! It worked - wuts that spicey fragrance whoaaa! ;-)


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Hi Grunty me too me too :)

***HUGS***


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lol Amit take it easy!


**patience is a virtue

really? cos I dunno wut Patience is anymore..I've lost it for good :)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

gee tnxx Tintin! I appreciate ur encouragement.

I just write wuteva I like, but yeah I want the perfect pics :) n Im passionate abt my writing..wuteva I do I wanna do it perfectly.


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lolz Paul..that proves that its not always the good things that are being asked :)


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ROFL Cheesy ur sweet!

lets get it on hun ;-)



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tnxx Annie!

so u dun wanna read the rest of this post? awww...its ok.




Keshi.

Keshi said...

Jim hello!

**what u call slut is just a person with a high sex drive

no there r real sluts too...u hv no idea. girls who break up marriages/r'ships just to satisfy their lust.


**stand in the mela
and charge onr dollar per kiss

eww wut d u think I am?



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ty Crazy! :)



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hey Anits WB!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Shionge ty n MWAHHHHHHH!

I think all the guys r dead. LOL!


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hey Bev! :)


**Your song choice suits very well because now I'm deaf.

HAHAHAHAHA! wut did u say? wut wut wut?? LOL!



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hi again Jim!

**when u deny the sex urge
it shows up as abnormal behaviour

yeah that explains YOU.


lol!


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hey Darsh!

so ur gonna ask those qns anyways? :)


ty!


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LOL Menchie I thought so!




Keshi.

Jim said...

stop making value judgements u ass
Live and Let Live

I am not in dis world to live up to your expectations

and vice versa

who the hell made u judge and jury Oprah !

Keshi said...

Jim did I interfere with their lives? So why r u asking me to Live and Let Live? Just shutup.



**who the hell made u judge and jury Oprah

Im Judge n Jury in my life, for myself? Get it?


Keshi.

Jim said...

no woman can steal a man from another

if u love somebody set him free
u cant hold a man by caging him

- Margie

Jim said...

am i bugging u?
hehehehehehehe

Keshi said...

Jim yeah u bug me, not with intellect but with stupidity. why d u judge ppl so fast and come up with things like Live n let live blah blah blah!

Keshi.

Jim said...

All my life, I have struggled with “what I am supposed to be doing.” I am fairly tortured by “what I am supposed to be doing”; it prevents me from doing what I am supposed to be doing.

Do I even need to say that I am often not doing what I am supposed to be doing, except in those very rare cases when I am?

Maybe I should also mention that it’s very possible that my internalized imaginary judges might have rather higher standards for my behavior than do the actual people in my life.

By this I meant that when I’m not doing what I’m supposed to be doing, i.e. when I’m goofing off, I am probably doing exactly what the people who know me best suppose that I am doing. I struggle with that too. As loathsome as it is to be known, it is more loathsome to not be known.

-extracted from somebodys blog
i haTE TYPING MY TOTS

i always find some body who feels the same way i do

thanks to google search

Celestine said...

i guess we jus need affection and connection regularly thats all... other than that we dont really need-need a guy if you know what i mean. i mean survival is not an issue anymore and having someone unsuitable around is less productive than ever. enjoy yourself always and be happy! :)

Jim said...

If my theory of the sex drive is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare that I am a citizen of the world.

and India will give me the Arjuna award

with apologies to Albert Einstein

Diesel said...

I could totally kick all those guys' asses.

Keshi said...

Jim Im not doing what Im supposed to be doing..if u meant that for me. Im doing what I wanna do.


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hey Celestine!


**i mean survival is not an issue anymore and having someone unsuitable around is less productive than ever

SPOT ON! ty sweetz.



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aww Diesel...




Keshi.

Iceman said...

Okay... these r the don'ts now the dos!

Now come up with jus 3 best things that u'd say 2 ya partner.

Keshi said...

hehe Iceman...

mmmm I'd say these:

1.You define what Love is
2.I've found my best half
3.Wanna be in ur arms forever


LOL too sappy?


Keshi.

jitendra said...

why such sudden burst of desparation? :o

Keshi said...

hey Jitterz!

**desparation

OMG do I sound desperate to ya??

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Just by saying that I miss kissing, u reckon Im desperate...great :)

Keshi.

jitendra said...

"Man what's wrong with me? Seems like there's love everywhere except for me...I guess Im cursed. Yes that's what it is...I'm on this massive curse and my lips seem to be on a life-long drought. I think I'm going insane. "

:)

Keshi said...

thats not being desperate is it? Its the truth..I havent kissed in ages and yes sometimes I feel I'll neva find love..

Keshi.

southpaw said...

Howdyy keshhhaaayyyy???

Keshi said...

Im good ta Southy, hows u?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Jitterz said that Im desperate @Southy...can u believe that?


:(


Keshi.

jitendra said...

ok :)

Keshi said...

Jitterz somehow u labeled me 'desperate'.

Keshi.

jitendra said...

na, i didnt label

Keshi said...

:)its ok Jitterz.

Keshi.

jitendra said...

dont let absence of *something* or *anything* make u insane ;)

Keshi said...

tnxx Jitterz!

it's a desire..a longing that needs to be met...


Keshi.