Tuesday, June 3

A Divine Guest

WARNING: Please note that this post does not intend to ridicule any religion/faith. This was written with a mix of humor and reality, purely from my life experiences and imaginations of God.


Apart from a truck load of work trying to kill me these days, I'm doing fine guys. Just that I'm not very regular in Blogville cos I'm very very busy...so please bear with this speed for few more days ok, thanks! Let's dive into the post now.


Right now I have a special guest at my place. He is none other than God. He arrived from his last stop in Colombo on a Qantas jet, caught a taxi and arrived at my doorstep.


*knock knock...knockety knock*
Keshi opens the door...
God: How are ya Keshi? I'm finally here mate. Wow your door has been locked for me for ages now?
Keshi: And you are?
God: You don't remember me? awww it must have been a long time since you last thought about me or even called my name. I'm sorry that you've forgotten me now *looks down with a sad face*
Keshi: Are you God? Cos that's the only person that fits that description right now
God: Yes, I'm Mr.God Gawdfrey, now can I stay at your place just one night, so we can talk about everything you ever wanted to know from me?
Keshi: *ponders a little* ok no probs. Come in. You can have my mum's room cos she loves you alot and talks to you every day. The room is big, so go ahead and make yourself comfy
*He walks in and settles down in the given room, while listening to his iPod playing 'what if God was one of us'*
God: I need to wash some clothes. Can you put these in the washing machine please?
*Keshi then takes all His clothes including some Bonds jocks and does the washing for Him*
Keshi: What exactly do you think you can answer from all the questions I have for you? Cos I don't think you can answer many of them...trust me you're gonna be needing alot of Vegemite!
God: *lolllz* Keshi you are such an angry girl ha. You need to go to the Sauna and relax. How about a date with me at the Sauna? *winks at Keshi*
Keshi: Did you bring any Sauna gear with ya?
God: You don't know much about me do ya Keshi girl. I can have any gear I want any time I need em. *God rolls eyes*
Keshi: ok ok please don't brag now. I made you some tea come have it
God: I know about your blog and the rest of the beautiful blogs connected to it ya know
Keshi: urrrrg are ya on the Internet too?
God: Hell yeah...I mean Heaven yeah! I love the Internet, I'm a total addict and nah I can't be Omnipresent without it! I bless the Internet everyday girl
*Keshi wonders if this guy is nuts*
God: Omg, I mean Oh Myself, I forgot about my hair iron...let me go check it!
*Just then God's mobile phone rings and He answers it, asks the caller to take a hike and hangs up*
God: I don't want tea dear...I want a Bacardi breezer. Do ya have any?
Keshi: Nope. I don't keep alcohol at home unless there's a party. How about some red wine then?
God: Ok that'll do. I'm hungry too...do you have any food, can ya cook some for me?
Keshi: yes I can cook for ya...well I'll make ya some pasta? Gawwd you can be demanding!
God: Gawd? heyy that's me *smilez* Good. Red wine and pasta goes well together
*God takes a wash, changes into a Denim and T, sits with Keshi at the table and enjoys his meal*
God: So tell me, why did you forget me just like that?
Keshi: Some things have happened in my life and in other people's lives that made me think that you're not really there..you know, as if you're just a fakester
God: Well I'm here now?
Keshi: Then why all the pain and suffering? people killing each other, blood rivers flowing on streets, zilch tolerance, siblings hating each other, partners killing each other, religions dividing people more and more, and massive ego clashes that end in WAR?
*God puts his fork down for a while and starts to think...He looked sad and worried*
Keshi: I knew you wouldn't be able to answer that
*Keshi knew she got Him big time and was giving Him a smirk*
Keshi: That's it. I have no more questions for ya haaaaaha!
God: Hang on chica...guess what made me silent after you asked that question. Cos that is the one question I have for the Homo Sapiens! There's only one of me but so many people are divided into groups giving me multiple personalities. *rolls eyes* then they worship me at homes, churches, mosques and temples...but most of them don't know what LOVE is. They just want to let me know that they are offering me money, food, dedication, alms, prayers etc etc. And some even harm each other in my name...even kill others. But the one thing I ever wanted from Man is to LOVE and LIVE IN PEACE. So, I'm the one who has to ask WHY all the suffering? Don't go to church, try and love one another. Don't offer food at the temple, give some food to a hungry child. Don't hate your brother, show him you are capable of love. Don't light candles for me, light up someone's life. Don't kill, help someone live. Don't be too proud of who you are, be proud of who others are. Don't pray, do service. Cos that is the real Prayer after all. Why are you looking for blood when you have a miracle called Life?
*Keshi weeps in silence*


So my dear friends, do you have any questions for my divine guest? If so, please leave them in the comment section, cos he's leaving on a jet plane to Baghdad tomorrow.


Current Music: Pray by Tina Cousins

167 Cranium Signets:

Lash said...

Ask him what came first - egg or chicken?

** i deleted my blog because i found it extremely boring and i wanted to detach myself from that**

In fact I havent deleted it, just hidden it, ;)

WP 2007 - 08 said...

Hi Keshi

I'm still up! I don't blame God. I blame hockey! Don't ask me why. Cos me no got answer. LOL

I'll say bye again. LOL

'The devil made me do it!' Do what? Again, me no got answer.

If I'm still alive by the end of this week, I'll be very surprised.

LOL

See ya

Bev

Cinder-Single said...

Keshi, again I feel this post!! I have wondered before some of these same questions!

Then I realize, it was not G-d It was me. I thought I was living my life to the fullest, but I left one very important person out of the equation, It was G-d!! I have not questions for this post.. Just a job well Done!!

Luv Ya Sis!!!

Oh btw Some very good Hebrew you came up with...
Ihulim Levaviim(best wishes)

Layla Tov!!!(goodnight)
Shalom & Ahava!! (peace & love)

fingers said...

Could you please ask Him why He created phlegm ??
I simply can't see the point of it, divine or otherwise...

Tarun said...

When will my prayers be answered?

LOL

Anyways u get what u deserve.

Chriz said...

i am back too.. your creativity rocks.... keshi was missed in the blog village.. i call it that way.. lets keep ourselves occupied now..

Nadine said...

I have a question for your guest. Ask Him what He feels in His heart for Keshi.

And I'll ask Him what He says in my heart about Keshi. Do you want to know what He says?

Keshi said...

Hey Lash!

**egg or chicken?

Chicken ofcourse. Cos He made all the animals first n then let em reproduce :)


So show us ur blog again. Dun worry God will be asked not to read it? ;-)


Keshi.

Shionge said...

I'll just say no matter what happens on earth, May God bless all the same always!

Can you ask him to visit me here in Singapore too :D

Keshi said...

Bev u Canucks major Hockey lovers!

u know if I'm still breathing by the end of today, I'll thank God! Im sooooooooooooo stressed out!


LOL @Devil! thats me btw :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

yes Cinderz its us...and we still blame others n God.

I know a bit of Hebrew cos I hv Jewish mates :)

Beautiful messages form u there. ty MWAH!


Ihulim Levaviim to u too!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Fingers hey :)

**Could you please ask Him why He created phlegm ??


so ur FINGERS will hv something to do.

LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Tarun!

**When will my prayers be answered?

aww..

He tells me He'll ans it whenever ur prayers become someone else's happiness.

:)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Chriz look busy, cos God is here ;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Nadine...

**And I'll ask Him what He says in my heart about Keshi. Do you want to know what He says?

yes I'd like to know that :) but I think God must think Im a mean girl :(


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Shionge ty sweetz!

I think He booked for Singapore too. Cos He told me He has to go see an angel named Shionge.

Keshi.

Hiren said...
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PrAcHi said...

Ask god, will he send Keshi to India to give Prachi a big hug??? :)
Nice post dear.. I am sure God is happy to read ur blog and know that there is someone who is spreading love thru her posts :)

La vida Loca said...

No..no questions just THANKS A LOT for everything.
You know I don't say that enough..so THANKS and I love you

the stygian sailor said...

BOOOORING!
you had to pick up GOD topic.
the most uninteresting topic in the whole planet

Hiren said...

** Hell yeah...I mean Heaven yeah & ** Omg, I mean Oh Myself,
nice subtle sense of humour ... :)

No questions from me ... can you just THANK him on my behalf and make him realize how grateful I am to him for my LIFE, my wonderful family, my awesome friends, my fine professional life and loads of other things like nature, rains, zephyrs, and zillion of feelings like love, pain, affection, melancholy, pleasure, grief, satisfaction, aches etc .... this is just the initial list .... can ya do one thing? ask him to gimme his email id and i shall send him the exhaustive list of things for which I would want to THANK him ... :)

and there is a small request as well ... now that HE seems to have become a good friend of yours ... can you coerce him to grant me the couple of things in my next life that I have been deprived of in this life ... I am sure HE will know what I am talking about ...

Nice post Keshi !!!

Marja said...

Hi Keshi, thanks for visiting my blog. I love this post Right to the point. I totally agree .

Prats said...

You've been given all the answers that I ever needed to ask...and you asked them so much more beautifully, sweets...
huggs to you and your lovely self

SaffronSaris said...

No questions from moi, will just find the answers to my questions myself, guess that's the fun part of life.
You take care of yourself huh, no matter how busy you are :)

fingers said...

I thought that was why He made your bongos...

Preeti said...

I LOVED this post...like absolutely...it was HILARIOUS! eriously...Hahahaha! Im still in splits...

Ask God just one thing...Why does he have to make little babies with so many complications? And please ask him to bless my lil cousin...please will ya?

Much Love

Preeti said...

I LOVED this post...like absolutely...it was HILARIOUS! eriously...Hahahaha! Im still in splits...

Ask God just one thing...Why does he have to make little babies with so many complications? And please ask him to bless my lil cousin...please will ya?

Much Love

g-man said...

i'd like to echo joey at this point and ask god a question...

why, god why? why are you doing this to us?!?

o yea, and what's with the fake swami morons? wat you gonna do about them?

and when's the next election? i'm pretty impressed with lucifer's campaign

maverick said...

hmm...nice conversation...i think i had posted a similar conversation on ur blog sometime back...newaz a question for the divine guest...well let it b..im sure he has a huge load to take care of :)

deepsat said...

Just give a hug to him from me! He must be overloaded with all the sorrows of the world!!

btw he took "Qantas jet"?? Seems he is also feeling the pinch of the recession! :-))


Take care!!

Neeku said...

Such a nice post keshi... at times we forget to talk to God like we used to when we were little...

lately i have stopped praying .... why... don't know... but this was inspiring :)

P.S: Blog rolling you :)

Arv said...

All I can say is...

"Life can be so simple if only we wish for it to be unlike what this society has deemed it to be." - Arv.

*~*Sameera*~* said...

That was a wonderful musing!Good that He visited you,now you can really clear your mind.And do tell him he is always welcome to be my guest too! ;)

Great post Babes!Hugsss

Ps said...

Lovely post Keshi. i guess all i would tell God is
"Let there be peace on earth and let it begin with me."

Beauty and the BEast said...

I sat there, tapped my fingers on the desk and wondered... I wondered how you could see HIS side of the story, while I never paused to do it...

Perhaps because you are special...

Cinderella. said...

I dont think I have any questiond for him. He's a perpetual suck up who ilkes his verdicts being followed. Thats all.

He can go any goddamn where as he pleases.

Iceman said...

No questions 2 the big fella... he love to be left alone...

Just one thing... ask him, has he ever seen a dog running backwards?

Vest said...

I am not a creationist, I am far too smart to be cajoled into believing in divinity and a holy anarchist who commands us to do his bidding without question.
Both in the past and present many demi gods proclaiming theirs is the true faith have divided the the world causing bloodshed and misery and hatred. the only people to draw succor from these frivolous teachings are the propagators and priests, not the masses.
IT IS THE FEAR FACTOR, Fear of the unknown and unproven prophesies the
dread of hell. Personally I would rather believe in 'Alice in Wonderland'
However, having a dollar each way bet; like confessing ones sins at the eleventh hour might be a good option. Then again whether or not there is someone who can fart wonders and shit miracles out there, I have my own strength and serenity to accept the things I cannot change and the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. To desire and strive to be of some service to the world, to aim at doing something which shall really increase the happiness and welfare of mankind - this is a choice which is possible for all of us; and surely is a good goal to aim for.

Lovely post Keshi X, music too.
Vest, Daily Gaggle.

Vest said...

In reply to the first comment on this post.
lash said.... ask him what came first - egg or chicken.

Answer: It was the Rooster (Cock)that came first,Swoooosh.

The Cock was also the chook (Chicken) that crossed the road for that (fowl) foul reason.
VEST.

Casperbaba said...

First of all… a big hug! nd a kiss for u….!!!

This is a side of keshi frankly I didn’t xpect. And then making so much of sense in such little space. A divine intervention indeed has happened. The realizations and the quest of seeking some answers of certain realizations have kept the keshi inside of u right infront of god. I have been traveling on some unknown roads for sometime now. And the almighty has still refrained to come and talk to me... coz I guess he wants me to understand a lot of thing in differed lights and then analyze and understand the realities hidden beneath the layers of human existence. I believe there is nuthin called Absolute truth. So my questioning to the lord has been more on xploring nd understanding my own xistancial entity.
I have been an egoistic bastard… hel yeah! I guess I still am. But now slowly yet steadily I m shedding my clothes one at a time to expose myself completely naked. I followed satan. Wasn’t a bad xperience but v do tend to forget that “satan sometimes comes as a man of piece”. He made me realize a lot of things and I am thankfull to him for the same. Come to think of it.. both god nd satan basically preach “love”.. but in different ways. Satan’s love is more pratical.. nd god’s love is unconditional.
I guess enuff of my lecture.. but what I m really happy for u is that u have realized god in a profound manner. And I think u shud try dating god u know ;). If in case u guys hit it off… I have a good chance to get a lot of thing thru u from him.. lolz!!! See how selfish I am… but seetheart keep happy always… all u said… is all u have to do! Just “LOVE” one nd “love” all…. UNCONDITIONALLY!

anks said...

No questions for him... but one for you... what happenend? why the change of heart? :)

and ya, i don't hold grudges that are not necessary... so you can hug me....

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

sissyyyyy :-s

ask him..wmmmm'mmmm
mmmm
mmmmmmmmmm

yeap

wen i will get a hot chick in my life :-|

Tys on Ice said...

:) nice...

Tell him I will get back to him when Iam good and ready.

--xh-- said...

wow, GOD himelf here at last... God, whn will we get some decent motorcycles here @ India... am not asking much - a dual sports - 450 - 650 cc, priced below 3L, with good pick up adn stability... if it is a KTM 690Adv, it would be a bonous... just tell me God... me waiting for that manna from heaven...

(ps: swell idea, keshi :) )

Keshi said...

aww ty Prachi!

**Ask god, will he send Keshi to India to give Prachi a big hug???

U'll be one of the first ppl I'd contact if/when Im in India. MWAH!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

thats a great one LaVida!

I dun say Sorry easily..so I went and said Sorry to someone I hurt last week thru this blog. Im glad she accepted my apology and she's bak here. IM THE HAPPIEST NOW. :) I hv tears in my eyes rite now...


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Stygian :)

**BOOOORING!
you had to pick up GOD topic.


trust me, ur house will His next stop ;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Hiren u r truly a very GRATEFUL humanbeing. Im sure He's very pleased with ya! Cos ppl like u r rare. ppl who count the blessings...ppl who really SEE.


**the couple of things in my next life that I have been deprived of in this life ... I am sure HE will know what I am talking about

like wut? :(


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Marja!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww ty Prats n HUGZ!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Good one Saffy!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

eww wut r they Fingers? LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

:) Preeti tnxx hun!

**Why does he have to make little babies with so many complications? And please ask him to bless my lil cousin...please will ya?


awwww :*( Thats one qn I hv for Him too....


May God bless the bubz MWAH!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha G-man!

**why, god why? why are you doing this to us?!?

hmmm WHY is the biggest unanswered qn isnt it...


Keshi.

Keshi said...

He sure does Mav :)

Keshi.

Macadamia The Nut said...

"Omg, I mean Oh Myself"
Rotfl! :D

Jokes aside, I think this is my favorite post of yours Keshigirl! I actually read this last night... and went to bed to think.. about a whole lot of things.. Then I read it again just now..

Your final words "Don't go to church...miracle called Life?".. AMAZING! I totally believe in that. Every time I see wastage in the name of temple decoration and donations it makes me cringe. They break a 100 coconuts asking god to bless them, then they go home and break their little maid's arm or leg. Neanderthals.

More people should understand the concept of god and love...

Brilliant post Keshigirl... just too good!

Keshi said...

aww Deepz yes He must hv so much of a mess to clean up...

**btw he took "Qantas jet"?? Seems he is also feeling the pinch of the recession

lol nah He came on Qantas cos He wanted to check out it's Business Class...rather DIVINE Class ;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Neeku!

**lately i have stopped praying .... why... don't know... but this was inspiring

even I hv stopped..and like u, I dunno why...

strange ha.


*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

so true Arv!

ppl make all sorts of rules and beat one another.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Im sure He knows where u live Sameera. HUGZ!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

thats a beautiful request PS, tnxx!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Beauty :)

** wondered how you could see HIS side of the story, while I never paused to do it

mebbe cos I tried hard to u'stand WHY..


*HUGZ*


Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Cindy...

**He's a perpetual suck up who ilkes his verdicts being followed

I used to get angry like that too..even now I sometimes do...


*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehe Iceman He says He doesn't like anything/anyone running BACKWARDS...

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Good principle Vesty. I like how u look at life. REALISTIC.


*HUGZ* n ty!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

lolllllz @Cock!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww ty Casper!

**Come to think of it.. both god nd satan basically preach “love”.. but in different ways. Satan’s love is more pratical.. nd god’s love is unconditional.

I really love how u put it! So true.


*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Ashu said...

Anonymous has left a dedication for you, come check :)

Keshi said...

HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ Anks!!

I REALLY AM SORRY. I say it again. Thats why I left that message for u in ur blog.

From wut happened last week, I wasnt a very happy person. Yes u hurt me with what u said, but mebbe u didnt mean to hurt me. But I reacted in a very emotional manner. But after that Angry post, I was HEALED. I felt I needed to get back with ya, cos a silly clash of opinions cant deprive us of our friendship. I hated myself for that. So i had to come n say that to u.

And Im glad u accepted my apologies and ur here again. Shows u hv a heart of Gold. D u know Im crying now? I really am.


U r most WC in my blog again. So plz comment in any post u like. Lets be friends and not enemies.

Im so happy today..and the reason is YOU. :)


*MWAH* God bless ya Anks!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

duh bro thats such a GUY request. LOL!

well He says u already hv a HOT chick in ur life. Is that true? :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Tys..

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey XH ty :)

Well God says He cant send em to India yet cos He's too busy riding em. LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Maca MWAH!

**They break a 100 coconuts asking god to bless them, then they go home and break their little maid's arm or leg.

So true! Thats exactly wut Im talking abt. I hv family who goes to temples, donates 100s of dollars and come home n fight like animals. Its sad.

Love and devotion to God thru that LOVE for others, is something that alot of ppl cant and simply wont u'stand.

*HUGZ* luv!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

k ashu tnxx hun :)

Keshi.

uttara said...

hmmm...
god in conversation with Keshi...

good! at last he could meet the hot n sexy babe huh??? i hope he didn't faint looking at the hot chica :D

(i'm sure he would have, no 2 ways abt it):p

ooo lala
is god hot as well:P.. hehehe ( i'm sure he is wlse u wouldn't have made pasta and served him some delicious wine ) slurrrrrrrrrp


ahem ahem wat a combo :D


now coming to the Q thingy... i'm sure he has his own ways to give answer but i have my q's answered well in hand. cos i know there is always 2 side of the coin... if you don't know wat is pain how canu ejoy the happiness, and once u r happy u ought to see pain... it's a vicious circle u see :)

and her if there was only sweetness everywhere you could throw up so there is all kind of taste right?? eg: spicy, sour, bitter, etc etc.. similarly, are the people their talks their behaviour are related to these taste, hence there is blood shed, hatred, etc...

One has to realise within to understand all this, till then no one can help neither GOD himself.


HUGGGGZ!!! :)

Lena said...

thanks a lot for stopping by, Keshi :)
I am good, just very busy these days, cant read blogs like before, didnt get a chance to read even this post of yours, just came by to wish you a great day!! :)

you take care, dear :)

the stygian sailor said...

whoa! my house and GOD?
I am going to be Bruce Almigthy... SAILOR ALMIGHTY.
ALL RISE !!!

Rakesh said...

Please read my comment for this post.i could not click on post comment properly.

Whitenoise said...

Ask him why he invented mosquitos...

(still scratchin')

KP! said...

I have huge list of things i need.... I hope god helps people who are less fortunate than me....or atleast give them higher priority than me! I am human i`ll cry for everything and anything.

good post keshi

Asha said...

LOL @ "Hell yeah...I mean Heaven yeah!"

Yes, I miss him too, going thru' some crappy stuff these days as well or may be it's just PMS!
But I don't think it's nice to think of Divinity only when I need HIM, not care when I am okay!:D
I haven't been to a temple in 6yrs or so, but HE is where I am, right Kesh?
Hope your work load gets a bit easier. It's my blog free day, came here just to say hi to ya. Hugs. See you later!:)

Jeevan said...

Its worth, god itself said its Love makes people live in peace and happier. Hope those come across your post will think. Beautifully written keshi, Hugss :)

By the way it remains the Tamil film Arai en 305il kadavul (god in room no.305) while reading.

Ria said...

Tht was an amazing post gurl! Made me feel better...and this cud hav been the best possible combination of humor and creativity! Too gud gurl..keep tht goin. :D U cud make me laugh..really grateful to u for tht!

Nadine said...

There is kindness and vulnerability in your heart that runs deep. You are compassionate and things of life affect you more than you let on. He loves your heart and your passion for life. You try to hide these things because you have been hurt. You are loyal and those you love, you love fully. He loves you and He waits for you.

He knows who you are and where you are and he waits for you. He's calling you to a deeper more intimate place with him... he waits, patiently and lovingly... for you!

Those are just some of the things He thinks about you in His heart.

Phoenix said...

Humans can puzzle even good. Good imagination though. :)

just mad said...

I have one question though,

Ask him whether his name is 'Just Das' or 'Lord Labak Das'

Just for fun ! ha ha ha ! :)

nefariousoutlook said...

Hats off!! brilliantly written !!!!

keep posting :)

krystyna said...

Hi Keshi!
Maybe you think that you forgot about God...I think so...
But God not forgot about you.
And you see... He visited you.
What a Guest!
What a conversation!
You put the best question,
and God gave you the best answer.
If you don't mind, I put God's answer here, because I want to remember:

God: Hang on chica...guess what made me silent after you asked that question. Cos that is the one question I have for the Homo Sapiens! There's only one of me but so many people are divided into groups giving me multiple personalities. *rolls eyes* then they worship me at homes, churches, mosques and temples...but most of them don't know what LOVE is. They just want to let me know that they are offering me money, food, dedication, alms, prayers etc etc. And some even harm each other in my name...even kill others. But the one thing I ever wanted from Man is to LOVE and LIVE IN PEACE. So, I'm the one who has to ask WHY all the suffering? Don't go to church, try and love one another. Don't offer food at the temple, give some food to a hungry child. Don't hate your brother, show him you are capable of love. Don't light candles for me, light up someone's life. Don't kill, help someone live. Don't be too proud of who you are, be proud of who others are. Don't pray, do service. Cos that is the real Prayer after all. Why are you looking for blood when you have a miracle called Life?

krystyna said...

Last pic is very beautiful, and I like this qoute:
All that we are is the result of what we have though.
If man speaks or acts with evil thought, pain follows him.
If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follows him, like a shadow that never leaves him"
- Buddha.

Thank you Keshi for this great post!

Jay said...

How'd you get God to come over and hang with you like that? God isn't talking to me right now. Not sure why, but I must have pissed him off. Hope he gets over it soon though. ;-)

SambY said...

keshi was crying silently..then she saw samby's bike revving up at ther driveway..:-)..she jumped on it..and away they went.. and guess what keshi stopped crying....

dnt cry maam..:-)...

i really dnt have any questions...i think i am afraid of the answers...again this was a post i really dint get quote much..but then...i am a true friends...whatever the post..I AM HERE.>!!! HEHEHE

Whitesnake said...

I came, I read and I was impressed but don't get me started..........

Anu said...

Keshi.. amazing post.. I loved the lines
"Don't be too proud of who you are, be proud of who others are"
I think pride seems to be most prevalent darkness in all men, people dont see the full picture, but assume that they are the full picture.
Btw I would ask God, why he let us invent the cellphone ,which could also be used by our bosses ?? :)

Solitaire said...

Very nicely done. Touches the right spots.

Nope..I got no questions for him. I know what he does, he does for the good.

carolinagal said...

To be honest, I'm not sure if I 'believe' in God. I do believe in Karma...what goes around, comes around. Heaven and Hell are both here on Earth my friend...

Sorry,,am in a crappy mood these days. My mom is driving me crazier by the day...We might just have to elope!!

Mel Avila Alarilla said...

Hi Keshi,
I have a video in my file entitled "Does Evil Exist?" I'll try to rummage it and send it to you and it will answer some of your questions. My stand is this: God originally created man in His own image and likeness and put him in the world to have dominion over God's creation. But because of man's fall, he was banished from paradise and lost his original blueprint in life. He identified with his brutish nature and became depraved. Without the saving grace of God through Jesus Christ, it is impossible for man to regain his original blueprint in life. Man is not a product of evolutionary process although as man he had evolved. Evolution is through specific species and not intra species. The theory of scientist about the big bang to explain the creation of the universe is harder to explain and accept since they could not create life out of inert matter. God is sovereign. He does not have to explain Himself to mocking men. Just wait for the unbelievers and atheists and mockers to see the end of their life span and see if they can still mock God. Thanks for your post and God bless.

Ghost Particle said...

God: Omg, I mean Oh Myself.. LOL!

They always preach that God is to be feared, but God isn't event speaking a word! How thousands of years did not create a religious mature society is too dumb to even digest.

In truth, religion is personal, it should remain personal. it gives us personals satisfaction to have a connection with religion and god. Thats how life should be.
But what we see today is cultural influx into religion which causes most of the troubles. Its hard to convince people that culture and religion are two different things...and they will continue the offerings and festivals, etc.

I wont ask him anything...much...have asked all I want. The point is, dont blame him for our mistakes. :)

humbl devil said...

gr8 imagination gal!!!
nice convo...

p.s.
i dont believe in GOD, i just believe in myself!!!
>:D

jitendra said...

my question: why has once-hot Ms Balan become so obese? ;)

Keshi said...

Uttsssssssssyyyyyyyyy! WOW God brought Uttsy to yeyyy! HUGZ I missed y here Uttsy. :)


Yes He's HOT as HEAVEN ;-) But hE reckons He's got a GF already...Ms.Godiva or someone like that :(



**i know there is always 2 side of the coin... if you don't know wat is pain how canu ejoy the happiness, and once u r happy u ought to see pain

Spot on! Uttsy has always been the WISEST one.


*HUGZ*


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Lena take it easy hun. Im v busy too. HUGZ!

And ty!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Stygian ur not gonna be able to ignore Him for too long, trust me

;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ok Rakesh.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey White lol good one!

mebbe cos he wanted to give more jobs to ppl out there who cudnt code programs or be docs or engineers? :) And that is to sell mozzie coils, nets, sprays etc. hehehehe.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww KP...

** I hope god helps people who are less fortunate than me

nice thought there. Cos there's always someone who's less fortunate than we r.


*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Hi Asha :)



**But I don't think it's nice to think of Divinity only when I need HIM, not care when I am okay!:D
I haven't been to a temple in 6yrs or so, but HE is where I am, right Kesh?

I totally agree! The temple is really ur HEART.


*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Jeevan HUGZ!

I hvnt seen that movie yet..is it a new one?

Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww tnxx Ria HUGZ!

Take it easy.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

omg that totally stoked me to bits Nadine!

Not cos u said nice things abt me, but cos it really made me feel like God was speaking to me..cos u seem to know EVERY lil detail abt my heart.

ty n HUGZ!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

true Phoenix. Cos we humans love to dissect even small issues into large dramas :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty JM.

**Ask him whether his name is 'Just Das' or 'Lord Labak Das'

huh? :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Nefarious n hey WB! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww ty Krys!

for a long time, I doubted Him. I hated Him..I'll be honest. There has been some really horrible things happening in my life (which I hvnt even blogged abt) and also in others' lives. I think that stopped me from praying or even going to the temple like I used to. But sometimes, some signs, some callings...some memories..some happenings still make me believe He's there. Im fragile, thats all.


*HUGZ*


Keshi.

Keshi said...

yes Krys I love that quote by Buddha!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Jay its not that He's not talking to u..hv u tried talking to Him? :)

*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Samby aww HUGZ! Then I'd leave the table and run to ya, hop on ur sexay bike n go with ya. God will hv to make dina. :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehe k Steve :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Anu!

** people dont see the full picture, but assume that they are the full picture.

well-said girl! Even I fall into that trap sometimes. :(


**Btw I would ask God, why he let us invent the cellphone ,which could also be used by our bosses ?

He says 'heyy Anu I didnt invent em!'. LOL!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Sol!

**I know what he does, he does for the good.

but sometimes I wonder why some good ppl get all the shit in life.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey CG HUGZ!

**I do believe in Karma...what goes around, comes around. Heaven and Hell are both here on Earth my friend...

I agree!



**We might just have to elope!!

LOL wuts ur mum doin to ya hun? Where does she wanna hv the wedding? Come to Aus n hv a beautiful beach wedding, wut say? :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Mel!

Ur comment was was very insightful. It sounded like what my mum believes in. She tells me the same. That God created Man, and then Man wrecked the world with Greed and Ego.


**The theory of scientist about the big bang to explain the creation of the universe is harder to explain and accept since they could not create life out of inert matter

I agree. Thats one thing that makes me doubt evolution. Man cudnt hv just appeared from dust. There's got to be Intelligent Design involved somewhere in there.


ty Mel n God bless!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Ghosty :)

** How thousands of years did not create a religious mature society is too dumb to even digest.

So true!


And yes, culture n religion r 2 different things. Well-said!

yeah alot of ppl hv learnt to BLAME, but hvnt learnt to LOVE.


*HUGZ*


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Devil!


**i dont believe in GOD, i just believe in myself!

hmmm :) ok.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Jitterz!


**why has once-hot Ms Balan become so obese?

its a burning issue at the moment ha? LOL!

mebbe she's pregz?


Keshi.

the stygian sailor said...

we shall see about that! take a look what at i ve written on kafka cafe

carolinagal said...

**wuts ur mum doin to ya hun?**
Well, its a bunch of things..too much to describe here..but in short,,its a 'control' issue..with both my parents..

**Come to Aus n hv a beautiful beach wedding..**
I couldn't agree with you more..Thats what I've been trying to convince my fiance,, but he doesn't agree..probably because he hasn't seen my parents 'in their element' yet.

Keshi said...

I read it Stygian.

I agree with most of what u said. But even if u dun believe in a God, why d u seem to blame all the bad karma of humans on God (if He existed in ur case)? Thats so unfair. :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehe CG, take it easy. DO WHAT U LIKE TO DO. Its ur special day, not ur parents'.

*HUGZ*

Keshi.

carolinagal said...

**DO WHAT U LIKE TO DO. Its ur special day, not ur parents'.**
Hehe,,thanks hon! But unfortunately, its not that simple. In fact, I got reprimanded for referring to it as 'MY' wedding..
Anyways, don't worry, I'm good.

Thanks xx

Pavi!!!! said...

Its gr8 to read this kinda stuff from u keshi...such important n serious stuff said in such a simple n funny manner...very nice post!

Feels like good ol' keshi is back.

n wat do i ask God..to confirm my belief that everything does happen for the best!

Keshi said...

Well CG, put up a banner infront of ur house for ur rents to read:

"My Big Fat Indian/Aussie Wedding is coming up and it's ALL MINE!".


:) HUGZ!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Pavi :)

**Feels like good ol' keshi is back

ooo so who was the new keshi? LOL!


*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Kaylee said...

awwww are you okay keshi?

ishqia said...

thanks keshi for calling me up here..

about ur post..

i had fun reading it..

but our perspectives about who god is very very different.

my belief is that he is divine, not a human being, and he is one and only one. and does not have any human limitations. and anything cannot happen against his wish. and anything can happen only by his saying happen.

god sent us all on this earth so we would worship him . and live in peace.

ur last question to god.. well allah knows the best answer to it.
u know humans always suffers because of their own deed. we have to come to think of ourself so much , we have become so selfish that we care only about ourselves.
those people who does the wrong deed will suffer in the end..
we just have to watch our steps and help others.. and pray

well u said from gods perspective.. dont burn candles, dont offer me money and i cant recollect u included many other good things in there..

but in islam. we dont burn candles and we dont give him money.. in islam all muslims who have a considerable income has to give some percentage to the poor as charity. and that reaches to god as good deeds. we dont burn candles.

u said dont worship..
u know what is worship.. it is to thanks go for what he gave us, and to ask to him for what he didnt and to praise him for his bounties..

u know sterday i read one story in which a man has no shoe but he has legs. then he goes to a place and finds a man with no legs.. and then only he realise how much he should be thankful..

we must always look upon people who r less blessed and thank god for what he has given us.

we i can go on writing..
but at this time i have some urgent cooking work.. so catch ya lator..

but ur post was fun to read..

Ankur said...

Keshi

**how did i miss this one???** sigh!!! :(

i dont have any questions for god coz i know the answer to all this is love as he rightly said in the end!!!

I dont know why we think that materialistic needs will help us in longer run, how can that keep me happy when i will have no 'real' friend arnd!!!

I love my dad for this coz he has satisfaction, he is happy with wat he has got... he only aspires for his bread and butter at the end of the day and he thinks the wishes are never ending. The day one is fulfilled u start wishin another!!!

I am not the same but i do believe in love... love is something which will remain till eternity, nor me, neither u and but love wat we had between us as Friends!!! :)

Hope this war of supremity ends soon and as god is omnipresent so does love!!! :)
And yes, for those who dont know what giving means just try n give a piece of bread to the hungry child roadside and u will feel wat it is!!! :)

I am happy to have you as my friend as you think so dear keshi...
and believe me... i wud have proposed u if i thought i really deserve u... , but i dont!!! :)

I like u very much for wat u r dear friend so just be wat u r... dont change urself for hatred, if u want then just love more...

Self happiness is a realm, but making others happy is real!!! :)

Keep Smiling...
Cheers!!

Keshi said...

Kaylz Im ok hows u? :)

Keshi.

Iceman said...

well.. i dint ask u 2 ask Him if he likes or not? :P
has he seen something like tat? :P

Keshi said...

Ishqia ty for comin over n WC to my blog :)


**u know humans always suffers because of their own deed. we have to come to think of ourself so much , we have become so selfish that we care only about ourselves.

I agree totally!




**u said dont worship..
u know what is worship.. it is to thanks go for what he gave us, and to ask to him for what he didnt and to praise him for his bounties..

I know. When I said DONT WORSHIP, I meant dun just go to temple n pray IF u cant be a GOOD humanbeing :) Its no point. Thats what I meant.



**we must always look upon people who r less blessed and thank god for what he has given us.


well-said Ishqia!


ty for that. HUGZ!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Ankur :)

** he only aspires for his bread and butter at the end of the day and he thinks the wishes are never ending. The day one is fulfilled u start wishin another

how true!




**And yes, for those who dont know what giving means just try n give a piece of bread to the hungry child roadside and u will feel wat it is

Well-said Ankur! The joy u get from Giving someone who is in need, is unmatachable.


Im glad I hv a friend like u too. U r amazing HUGZ! :)

And no...u dun deserve a drama queen like me...lol!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Iceman..oh ok, sorry :(


**has he seen something like tat?

a dog running backwards? He says YES. :)

Keshi.

ishqia said...

**we must always look upon people who r less blessed and thank god for what he has given us.

well said ishqia**

but the credit doesnt goes to me...
i have read this many times from either quran or hadees(sayings and actions of our prophet).. dont remember exactly from which..

ur post has been making me smile for the past hour..

he uses ipod does he... hehehe very funny.. i m not ironical i do mean it..

Keshi said...

**ur post has been making me smile for the past hour..


LOL Ishqia Im glad u could see the humor in this post too. :)


Keshi.

ishqia said...

hey keshi do give my blog a visit now.. attempted a post in english..
will be glad

maverick said...

@keshi...howdy....enjoying the crushes u r getting on Ashu's blog?? :D

blog updated :)

Raghu Ram Prasad said...

There is no god...We ourself is superpower......what about my soul after the death...

the stygian sailor said...

there is nothing fair in this world.
but you are entitled to your opinions as i am to mine.
so... chillax :)

Astral said...

GOD is my always with me.....i keep talking to him. while he is at your place, just ask me what is he doing about my wishlist?? ;)

nice post keshi....

uma kumar said...

when will the war in iraq stop

/
ur post was good,creative

Keshi said...

I read it Ishqia :)

Nice!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Mav ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Raghu :)


**There is no god...We ourself is superpower

how I wish we really had that SUPER power :) We r only killing each other and I dun call that SUPER lol!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

no wurries at all Stygian ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Suchi MWAH!

I think He's working hard on it :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Uman n hey WC! :)

The war in Iraq will stop only when ppl STOP n THINK.

Keshi.

τ ħ€ ĐάЎđяёάmёя said...

sissyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I got one but that's my sistah... :-(

i want more ...like in left.. in right..surrounded by hot chicks..other than my beautiful sistahs :P
tell him to grant my request..other wise I will sue him up for war related crimes :P

Princess Mia said...

Sorry babes for teh last two days I havent been coming here but I so needed to chill and yur post made me laugh hehehehe.... Awwwwwwwww cho chweet.

BTW I read vegemite there, heheheh

So babes whilst God at at yur doorstep....ask him wats in store for us next man....cos we always land up saying na, we dunno, damn God knows!

BTW Ask him when will my dreams come true or will they ever come true....could he bend destiny once again....

Shit I have so many questions now.....but I have to rush for work...catch u laters honey...until then lemme know wat he has to say

hugs mate

Satish Bolla said...

keshi girl, this post seemed so normal compared to your earlier posts. hey wait, but only till i read the last few sentences. the way u wrote GOD's answer was awesome. suddenly he turned from a john abraham(macho) to a shahid kapoor(helpless).
let's hope at least a few people change after reading this post. may GOD bless u too along with the Internet(on a personal front, right now am too curious abt wht God is doing in Baghdad)

carolinagal said...

LOL!! @
"My Big Fat Indian/Aussie Wedding is coming up and it's ALL MINE!"

Keshi said...

noooooooo bro! I meant Sara LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Mia its ok. I get into such moods every now n then too. HUGZ!



**could he bend destiny once again....

good one. He does that to me all the time...doesnt break, but bends.


*MWAH*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Satish :)


**the way u wrote GOD's answer was awesome. suddenly he turned from a john abraham(macho) to a shahid kapoor(helpless).

haha! I wish He stayed in John Abraham mode.
;-)



**Baghdad

Where the streets run rivers of blood...



Keshi.

Keshi said...

:):) CG.

Keshi.

Nirmal's Blog said...

gal tat was fantastic.....

nothing to ask him........just ask to be ther and smile ....

ya one thing...
"Mr. God...hey wats up....you are too lucky to be at Keshi's place.....so just ask her to make me pasta and get some wine if ever i land at her place.."..

lol..

Keshi said...

haha Nirmal u r crazy!

I'll make u more than Pasta man. LOL!

Keshi.

Satanic Angel said...

wow looks like someone jus got lucky..and by someone I mean God :p
Well written..i feel like havin sum pasta n wine myself :D
oh one q i wanna ask wud be: up there which place is better..heaven or hell?Accordingly i shall conduct my life :p

Keshi said...

HUGZ Satanic :)

**heaven or hell

I say Hell. Just cos its PRACTICAL.

lol!

Keshi.

Thinking-of-a-pen-name said...

Hey dat was a wonderful post!