Monday, June 22

Bridget Jones's Diary & Ria-ssociation!

This post is a continuation from the previous Flatmate posts, and the final chapter of this round of Flatmates (see last post for more details). Following is Jay's and Ria's accounts of their experiences sharing accommodation with Keshi and the rest. Thanks all (Chriz, Suresh, Rakesh, Amit, Ria and Jay) you lovely flatmates for making my life richer for having you all at my place! I really had fun doing this, I hope you did too.


Here's Jay's account, and he's all the way from the Unaaaiiited Staiiites of Amaaarica! *says that with a Alabamaish yanky accent that nearly killed me trying to get it right!*


Scenario: All the flatmates except Jay had gone on a mini-break to a faraway resort. Jay decided to stay back home cos he simply couldn't part with his porn collection! *rolling eyes*. So Keshi left him alone, informed the neighbor that there's a strange guy living at her place at the moment and not to panic if they see him doing the twist naked in the house, cos he might use this 'lonesome' few days to try it out *considering the amount of strange fantasies Jay has on his eternally-kinky state of mind!*, and off she left with the rest of the flatmates on their trip. Jay suddenly finds the Girls' bedroom door open! OMG Keshi has forgotten to lock their bedroom door before she left *she can get like that sometimes...she can be quite absent-minded when she's too excited about a trip, I hope she took her clothes!*. Anyways, Jay takes this wonderful opportunity to go in and have a peek inside, being the notorious boy that he is. What happens next? Sit back, relax and go into the world of Jay, when he takes the role of a sweet maniac inside a girl's bedroom on a hot Summer's night...

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Man, I can't believe I actually get the whole place to myself! I don't have to listen to anyone else's crummy music, and I get to watch what I want on TV, this is going to be a blast. Of course, it is a little odd that everyone else went to a resort and I wasn't invited?? Oh well, I'm sure they didn't plan this behind my back and intentionally leave me out. *Jay matey, have a look at the scantily dressed woman on the book you're holding right now, as you type this. The Ghost of Keshi comes to his mind often!*

Well, I think I'll lie around in my underwear for a while and read the newspaper and have some cold pizza and beer for breakfast. I can't do things like this with Keshi here. She'll yell at me to quit being a slob and get up and do something productive. Man, if that girl wasn't so hot, I wouldn't put up with her pushiness at all.

I wonder if there is any chance she and the other girls left their door unlocked? Hmmm...

*Checks the door* ... It IS unlocked!! Oh yeah baby! It's party time!

*Goes into the girl's room and puts a Ramone's CD in the CD player and begins dancing around the room looking around*

Man, these girls sure do wear some tiny undies. Very sexy too! I wonder who wears these crotchless panties? *not me, says Keshi!* I like those. But, all these boy-band posters on the wall are annoying me. I feel like a bunch of teenage boys are watching me dance around in my boxers. I bet the girls like that. They probably pretend they're talking to those guys and showing off for the .... Hey now! What's this? Ooooooooooooo IT'S KESHI'S DIARY!! OH MY! I think I'll just lie down on Keshi's warm and inviting bed and read some of it.

*Flips through the pages reading about all of Keshi's daily adventures*

Hey, she's talking about me in this entry ...

"I've found that if I sit on the right side of the table at breakfast each morning I can get a look at Jay when he leaves his room and go into the bathroom for his morning shower each day. He looks soooooooo good in just his towel. I keep hoping that he'll drop that towel by accident someday. I'm pretty sure he can't see me watching him."

Hmm .... must make a mental note to "accidentally" drop my towel some morning.

"I know Jay is all wrong for me. He's a slob and a drunk, but darn it, he's just so damn sexy! He's so sweet and funny and modest. He just makes me feel all warm and tingly inside."

*Yeah, I got something tingling right now too babe. If you know what I mean*

"I don't know if I can take it much longer. I'm going to have to do something about this. I'm hoping that it will be just me and him alone for a while someday soon so I can make my move. I'm going to be sure to be ready. I need to plan this out and make sure I'm wearing something sexy so I can get his attention."

*Oh you've got my attention alright baby!*

*Turns page quickly*

"Oh yeah, one other thing ... I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS JAY! YOU BUM! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WENT INTO MY ROOM!"

*Looks around the room* Huh??

"I bet you're lying there in your gross 10 year old boxers on my bed reading this. I'll have to wash my linens now. Ewwwwwwwww! Seriously, quit playing my CDs, quit reading my diary and for God's sake get dressed and do something with your life you freak!"

Whoa! Uh, that's weird. I guess I better put this back.

I think she really does want me though. She's just playing hard to get. That's hot.


My comments: *Keshi sits far far away on a hammock in an island resort, and dreams about John Abraham and Jay. She has a hard time choosing between the 2! And then she sees a David Beckham lookalike walking past her...she drops both John and Jay from her mind in a nano-second, and starts following this guy...she found a new love awwwwww!*



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Ria had the wonderful opportunity of writing the pros and cons of Shared Accommodation. And this is what Ria had to say:



It's been a while since i have moved in with Keshi and 6 of my other flat mates....and if there is one word that i can sum the experience into i would have to say "Awesome".....I have always wanted to live with roommates, coz it gives u a different kinda feeling! And the more the better what say!? And the best part about my flatmates is that there are more guys than girls! ;) Now that gives me ample opportunity to flirt......the incorrigible flirt that i am. It's gr8 fun coz we have our share of girlie fun and at the same time we have a ball when the guys are around. The guys have been really sweet and helpful, can't help saying this coz u knw i m biased towards men! ;)

Apart from that it's like we are having a party with 8 ppl living together. No doubt it has its own downside too....the worst one being sharing bathrooms. Not everybody is as hygiene conscious as i am. Well, i may be tough on such aspects coz i m a cleanliness freak....Thankfully Keshi and i hav so many similarities that i feel as of we are long lost twins! :D

But one thing that i miss at times is having my "Me Time".....Since i hav so many flat mates, i always have somebody or the other around me. So it feels a bit suffocating u know, after all everybody needs there their own space. And not to forget the fights that we have on who will eat what! And we also have a tough time delegating the household chores....But i guess thats ok coz at the end of it all, i have got some really amazing people as my flat mates. So the pros definitely win hands down when i compare them to the cons. I am loving the whole experience so far! Lets see how things shape up further on.....



My comments: Ria has been such a great sport during her stay with me...she actually saved me from having a mental breakdown *as a consequence of having a bunch of naughty guys at my place, ofcourse*. The guys, while they are great to flirt around with, are practically a Mess-making Association that you can get membership for! *if you're one of them that is*. Rakesh used to leave all his pots and pans unwashed, in the sink and disappear. When he made a cuppa, he often felt like Superman! Amit used to pretend to mop the floor and then suddenly dash out of the house saying someone is at the door *yeah right!*. He never came back btw. Suresh packs some food for his girlfriend too and takes all our drinks on his romantic picnics, and puts on this puppydog face to us *so we just have to suck it up, feel sorry for his ultraromantic genes and donate our weekly beverages to his 'Love Story' in the making!*. Chriz and Jay used to walk half-naked *in their red jocks* infront of us girls so they could try and attract us *instead I burnt their undies in my backyard!*. Ria being almost like my sister *cos we always think so much alike*, amidst all of this, helped me to retain my sanity, cos both of us used to go into our room, close the door and laugh out so loud at all the funny, dumb, crazy, outrageous, sexy, stupid, sweet and loving things the blokes used to do! :) We both had a great time along with these men *sans their loco neanderthal habits ofcourse!* And just like Ria said, what matters is that we GET ALONG somehow, amidst our many differences. We may all not be the same, but it is harder to be nice to each other and accept people for who they are and co-exist under the same roof through thick and thin, than it is to dismiss one another. I choose the harder task ofcourse. So, this Flatmate experience taught us all to be nice to each other, to love one another and to live as one, no matter what :). Togetherness rocks and it keeps ya going. THANKS all my lovely flatmates MWAH!


PS: I watched 'The Proposal' on Sat night...the movie was fantastic. And I also had quite an eerie weekend...will tell you all about it soon!


Current Music: Happy Together by The Turtles

63 Cranium Signets:

SMM said...

Sounds like you guys had a ball of a tme :)

Jay said...

Dump me for a David Beckam look-alike? Nooooooooooooo! I don't think that would ever happen. Okay, maybe. LOL ;-)

Tarun said...

Well...

Cold pizza and cold beer ... hmmm
Dump the pizza, pass the beer. :D

Thank goodness Jay didnt leave a note in ur diary or forgot his in your closet. :P

I m sure Jay boxers are size of small cushion/pillow covers, but u dont want to use them as that.

(sorry Jay)

Poor Keshi between the devil and deep blue see (John and David)

Ria cool and easy to be with, I see u both of them carving for john and craving for romantic movie or Jane Austens

Proposal yet to release out here...

I consider ur blog as a big resort for bloggers.

:)

Devika said...

Hhmmmm....You are one nut of a girl, Keshi :))

don't take it otherwise...i love that :)
and you got some real fun-loving friends...keep up the spirit always, Keshi and flatmates. :)

wishes,
devika

Keshi said...

yes we did SMM, ty! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

HAHAHA Jay maybe not ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Tarun :)


**Thank goodness Jay didnt leave a note in ur diary or forgot his in your closet

that wud be so v interesting!


**Poor Keshi between the devil and deep blue see (John and David)

BETWEEN? lol ok!



**I consider ur blog as a big resort for bloggers

thats a truly beautiful compliment :) TY Tarun!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww ty Devika :)

I love laughing, I believe more ppl need to loosen up, hv more fun and laugh often. Life is too short to be so serious.

ty!

Keshi.

Anamika. said...

Lol,that was a hilarious post. =)

Tarun said...

Yes one cannot take life to seriously no one went out alive anyways.

:)

ZiLliOnBiG said...

woooh, what a life.

hey, obviously the whole scenario has been written by you, its so good that if some TV soap guy reads this he will make a new FRIENDS.

Too good.:)))

Utopia said...

:-). I know I am not around for obvious reasons that you would have figured or shall figure after reading my blog post. I miss your blog. I don't even have a net connection at home as yet. Catch ya soon. Muah!

ANWESA said...

i thot u gals had a roller-coaster ride in d company of 6 guys..watsay?

Arv said...

oooh... the man from Alabama rocked it :)

kewl one mate...

Ria... you should do a flatshare sometime :)

start with keshiiiiiiiiiii :)

take care.. .cheers...

Rakesh said...

he he! Didn't Jay try on any of those panties? ;-) he he...


These posts were fun. And what was that eerie thing?

Phoenix said...

hahah :)

some one just had a ball

Mayz said...

rather interestin

*makes a note never to invite jay over to stay*

Suresh Kumar said...

Jay's story reminded me of American Pie... Gosh... it was moving smoothly until you spoiled all the fun he was having, Keshi!... Lots of laughter... I really feel sorry for Jay

**My ultra romantic genes** I really liked that... thanx...

It was a great time being with all the roommates...

Jack said...

Keshi,

I feel sad for poor Jay, left all alone with you keeping tabs with telepathy and then chucking him for some look alike. Ria qualifies for being in diplomats cadre with her tongue in cheek comments. On the whole enjoyable.

Take care

Ria said...

I m biased and do i wud say i liked my part...and i totally loved wht u wrote gurl!! :)

Muahh!!for posting this post after the long long wait. :)

All in all an awesome post.

akanksha said...

LOL!!! Gr8 post!!! :)
U rock keshi!

rayshma said...

sounds like one helluva time at keshi's... with this and the post before this! :)

looking fwd to read abt ur eerie weekend! :)

Keshi said...

ty Anamika! :):)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Tarun!

**no one went out alive anyways.


true but trust me, ALOT of ppl think they're gonna LIVE FOREVER! :):)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Zillion that will be great ha! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Utopia take it easy hun. I know ur going thru some rough times right now.

Just TC. And ty for dropping by amidst all of that.

*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Anwesa!

**i thot u gals had a roller-coaster ride in d company of 6 guys

oyeah, I did that on purpose ;-)

lol!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Arv!

Actually Jay is from Arkansas!

:)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Rakesh!

**Didn't Jay try on any of those panties?

hmmmmmmm I'd totally chuck him outta the house then lol!


**eerie thing

I will tell u all abt it soon..it's pretty FREAKY!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

I did Phoenix ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

why not Mayz? :) Jay is a cool dude!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

lol Suresh yes Jay is all AMERICAN PIE-ish!

And rem i was born to mar the fun of all MALES that set foot on this Earth!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehehe Jack thats what most women do lol!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Ria it was GREAT hvn ya at my place!! :)

I totally loved the experience too.

*HUGZ* and HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL!!!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey ty Akanksha! ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Raysh tnxx hun! ;-)

OMG Im too freaked out by what happend in the wknd! :(

Keshi.

Tabitha said...

He He He He.....Nice Post...I kept laughing the whole day :)

Tabitha

GLOBAL BLOGS said...

Hi Keshi

Just drop by to say hi.

Very busy which is good, but holidays will have to wait.

The post up now is one I wrote.

Bev

Mayz said...

coz i cant let anyone sit on my bed in his undies...well except if its you!!

Tarun said...

Those who think they would live for ever perhaps were born in a grave, live in grave and continue to haunt others.

Die Muräne said...

I think the girls in the second pic are not slim enough ;)

Satish Bolla said...

i think it's the end of the FLATMATES first season. am already eagerly waiting for the second season of it. OMG, did i love jay's version? it simply rocks

Swetha Padakandla said...

ROFL!!

this whole flatmate experience is awesome! well nutty and crazy packed up! :P

cheers

Ria said...

Thanks to all of u who liked the post!! and thanks for the b'day wish Keshikins!! :)

NE~ISM said...

This was crazy!!I loved it. How it was narrated was awesome!

I am ready for the next one!

Oh and I am going to invite Jay over also! as long as he got on his Viking hat!!

Ne

Keshi said...

ty Tabitha! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Bev! ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

lol Mayz ur crazy!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

very true Tarun!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Murane WTF lol!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Satish!

**am already eagerly waiting for the second season of it

r ya serious? :) d u really love that it that much? If so, u should be my next flatmate! hows that Satish?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

lol Swetha Im glad u liked it. ty!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Ria thanks to u too sweetie! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

HAHA Ne yes u should invite him in :) He's a hottie!

Keshi.

Satish Bolla said...

@keshi
loved this jus for the sheer humor in it. would love to hop in

!Teq-uila Del Zapata said...

sorry keshi dear,
was busy could see this one, hence a late reply.

Jay mate,
nice description, post ur blog link need to visit it to get some more smiles.

Ria,
I guess, we need few like you to maintain the harmony unbalanced due to red undy brigade.

Keshi,
A really nice read, luved this post

-Anuz

AmitL said...

Hi,Keshi-I was dying to read this post,the last part of the flatmates posts,but,wanted to read at leisure(like I do all ur or my other blog pal posts):)
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A big haha at Jay's account- hats off to his inquisitiveness from the tiny undies to the Keshi diary(Psst-Keshi,do u really maintain a diary?)
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Ria account was equally interesting-ROFL at 'biased towards men'(that was a nice,frank thought,Ria).Was fun having u as a flatmate,defintely..haha!:)
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Keshi-'mental breakdown as a consequence of having a bunch of naughty guys at ur place?*rolls eyes,Keshi style*-us and naughty?Why,we're(Ah well,I should say'I am')some of the simplest people around,I'd say!hahahaha!!Thanks for some great reads and comments,everyone,and,thanks for some cool reactions,Keshi!

AmitL said...

Hi,Keshi-I was dying to read this post,the last part of the flatmates posts,but,wanted to read at leisure(like I do all ur or my other blog pal posts):)
----
A big haha at Jay's account- hats off to his inquisitiveness from the tiny undies to the Keshi diary(Psst-Keshi,do u really maintain a diary?)
----
Ria account was equally interesting-ROFL at 'biased towards men'(that was a nice,frank thought,Ria).Was fun having u as a flatmate,defintely..haha!:)
----
Keshi-'mental breakdown as a consequence of having a bunch of naughty guys at ur place?*rolls eyes,Keshi style*-us and naughty?Why,we're(Ah well,I should say'I am')some of the simplest people around,I'd say!hahahaha!!Thanks for some great reads and comments,everyone,and,thanks for some cool reactions,Keshi!

Keshi said...

Satish I might do another Flatmate round soon. I'll make sure I 'choose' ya ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww ty Anuz!

lol @red undy brigade!

I can so do w.o. em!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Amit Abraham!

**Keshi,do u really maintain a diary?

yes! MY BLOG IS MY DIARY :) didnt u know? hehehe..

It was lovely hvn more men in my flat! *was it Keshi!!!* ;-)


Keshi.

♪♪HARINI♪♪ said...

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh i wanna be there too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol @ jays expericence! and the beach part. keshi prefers david beckham to john!!!!!!! thats so omg!!

and ria is so right. ill keep that in mind suppose i go to a hostel.

Keshi said...

lol Harini I like almost ALL hot men 'equally' ;-)

Ekshi.