Thursday, June 18

Dil Mera Le Gaya!

Remember my crazy Flatmate posts? Well they are back! :) The last time I was sharing a flat, it was with Chriz - my first ever red-undy obsessed, microwave friendly flatmate! (Read here for his 'divine' flat-sharing experience with me). Then came Rakesh, the flirty guy who tried to get into my 'heart' through his cooking but failed miserably cos I ate all the food and vanished. And Suresh, the lovelorn handsome guy who broke my heart into a zillion pieces that could never be glued back again, cos he was already singing in the rain with Simran (read here for my wonderful times with Rakesh and Suresh). Now there are 3 other flatmates who were yet to tell us all about their experiences sharing accommodation with Keshi. And they were Amit, Ria and Jay. Today's post consists of Amit's experience living with Keshi. Ria's and Jay's will come after this post. Amit was given a scenario by me and all he had to do was come up with a post that described what happened in that scenario.


Scenario: One steamy night Amit absent-mindedly walks into the Ladies bathroom in Keshi's house! Is there anyone in there? What do you see and what happens next?


And this is how Amit brings to you a humorous scene from Keshi's house for your own reading pleasure. Sit back, relax and enjoy!

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HISTORY: Today being Sunday, all the flatmates were at their relaxed best. Suresh, Rakesh, Jay, Ria and of course our gracious host Keshi. After a rollicking good time, where we watched a couple of movies *no, don’t ask which ones, that would be revealing...just understand that they were movies that had us in all sorts of moods by the time they ended, from frisky to funny to deadly*, we played a few games designed by Keshi *even those, I’ll leave it to Keshi to tell about..I grin ear to ear thinking about the naughtiness in some of them* and even resorted to a bit of dancing to the beats of 'desi girl' *it being a Keshi favourite courtesy John Abraham’s presence in them, naturally..heh heh*, 'dance pe chance’'and the latest craze 'Masakali', besides some English numbers which Keshi had put on.


I usually don’t shake a leg, but, seeing how the gay *no pun intended* abandon with which the three guys were enjoying the dancing, the grace with which Ria was twinkle-toeing and, our host Keshi was totally into 'desi girl' mode, I decided to forget my shy nature for a while and just join in the fun, right next to Keshi…and ooops…that was, well, mind-boggling to say the least…just trying to keep up with her pace had me totally whacked out. She’s a never-tiring bundle of energy...unbelievable! *wink wink* yes, it felt great dancing with her, as you can well imagine!

Finally, it was past the hour of midnight, and so, everyone said their 'goodnight, sleep tight's and off we went, ready for dreamland.

Ah well, I was soon into dreamland, when 'the urge' prompted me to get up in my semi-sleep state, and I sleepily walked towards the bathroom, without wearing my specs *which I realized later, was a boo-boo! not boob-oo sillies, or was it?* Read on..


An Identity Crisis...
I twisted the door handle, walked in and went and stood in my 'usual place', eyes still blurred with tiredness, when I noticed something…and, nearly said out aloud 'good Lord, someone’s stolen the urinal, the fixtures, everything!'. my eyes opened wide, wondering how the thieves had made off with the stuff so easily. And, then, I noticed something strange - the colour of the bathroom was also not the boyish blue…nah, in fact, it was a bright red with white tiles! I was wondering what kind of mad thief would modify a bathroom to this extent and make off with some fixtures to boot?


And, then realization dawned...it was the Ladies bathroom…in my semi-clothed *shorts only*, semi-asleep state of mind and without my specs to help, I’d walked into 'no man’s land' - The Ladies’ Bathroom! I could feel my shy face going red with embarrassment. But then, it being the midnight hour, and me being wide awake now, I thought I’d get a bit naughty *after such an 'eventful Sunday' who wouldn’t?*
and, not hearing a sound, decided to do a bit of exploration of the attractive cupboards behind the mirrors...but, suddenly I heard the sound from the toilet cubicle, of water being flushed and was stunned into silence! It was too late to run out without making any noise, since whoever it was had just clicked the lock on the door of the toilet open, so, I made a split second decision. I closed my eyes, put my arms out *as I’d read, in so many books*, and started walking towards the Exit, when I banged into the partition - opened my eyes partially, and, saw John Abraham in his famous 'short' shorts pic from 'Dostana' staring back at me!!! ah…it was a life size poster of John. Anyway, I was trying to avoid the partition when Keshi came up right behind me and tapped me daintily on the shoulder - I should have gotten an award for acting like the world’s number one somnambulist at that moment. I pretented that I didn’t feel the electric sensation I’d felt, and just kept moving slowly with arms in front of me and eyes closed. Out of the corner of my eye, I espied that the lil lady was looking really stunning in her nightdress. So, I boldly turned round, eyes still closed, so that my arms were on Keshi’s shoulders. Our noses touched lightly, and, I decided that that was the right moment for me to wake up, since those electric 'touches' were not allowing me to pretend to be asleep anymore. Opening my eyes wide, arms still where they were, and asked 'Main Kahaan Hoon?' *where am I?*, very filmy style. Keshi looked mystified *she looks cute when she’s that way, too*, and being the sharp one that she is, she nearly guessed that I was not really asleep. Having just read her post on 'F*** off', I hurriedly moved my arms away, and, looking suitably embarrassed, I explained how I’d mistakenly 'boldly gone where no man has gone before' - the Ladies’ bathroom and apologized profusely! Thankfully, she realized the humour in the situation, and, soon we were both laughing away merrily at 1 AM in the morning and I heaved a sigh of relief. We said our goodnights again with a lil friendly hug, and, retired to our individual bedrooms.


I was hoping she never tells the rest of the flatmates about my somnambulistic abilities. But, next morning, when I woke up, Ria came up and said an extra sweet 'Good Mooooorning, Amit'. Arrrrrrghh!! Keshi's let the cat out of the bag!! Wait til I catch her! But then, that’s a post for another day, if I’m allowed to continue being a flatmate after this experience!!


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My Side Of The Story:


Cast Away Without Tom Hanks In It!
HERSTORY: Amit, dil mera le gaya, along with my toilet ofcourse! (dil mera le gaya means you've taken my heart). Yes Amit looked a lil lost that night inside the Ladies bathroom in my flat. O well, he looked as if he'd have been more comfy in the Amazon rainforests on a Sunday night standing next to an Anaconda than being here inside the Ladies! What makes me baffled is why men are so scared of the Ladies bathroom? Is it the pinkness of the freshness inside, or is it the Ladies that they might come across in there? I guess the term LADIES is quite a shockwave-sending word for many men...not because they are scared of them, but because they are so fond of them! Men adore Women. And the fact that they don't want to admit that is what makes them scared of them LOL! When Amit first saw my face inside the Ladies, he realised that he had just walked into No Man's Land and was about to create a scene that would go down in Man's Many Demented Mistakes History! Men are silly creatures and they get all dizzy when they see a woman in her night gear, and would even pass out if they touch him *rolling eyes*. Amit was now in women's territory, all alone, and was about to stage a play that was going to reveal his deepest darkest fantasies about women and their Towel racks! He was about to become the John Abraham of The Ladies Toilets! He was almost doing a filmy scene from 'Chori Chori Chupke Chupke' in his shirtless state of mind and his shorts half unbuttoned, looking almost like Salman Khan! He was about to lose control on seeing the bright red walls and white tiles that would send him into a spiral orgasmic cosmic dream! He was about to spy on Vanity drawers of his female flatmates and find 'things' that he'd never even imagined he'd ever get to see alive! He was about to get into the shower and find out what it would feel to be showering at the same spot where Ladies showered every single day! He was about to start living inside the Ladies bathroom pretending to be a bathtub, without much success ofcourse! He was about to experience it all, he was about to have a romance in the Ladies bathroom that would be a kinky chapter in his life to come, but it all got cut short cos a girl called Keshi was born to spoil the fun of all Men on Earth...and whether Amit could believe it or not, she was the host of his current accommodation and yes she hogs the Loo all the time! *that's cos John's pics are all up on the wall and she spends her time looking at them and studying his body...ehh well she's a Biology student!*. And yes she was in there at the time Amit was about to conquer what no Man could ever conquer before!
THE END.;-)



Current Music: Chori Chori Chupke Chupke (Hindi movie song, meaning 'secretly and silently')

115 Cranium Signets:

Margie said...

Oh, great post, Amit & Keshi.
I did enjoy it very much.
Lots of humor there.
Thanks for the smiles :):):)

Margie:)

Arv said...

I like this flatmate thingy :)

now dont u keep dreaming of that story :P

lol... take care da.. cheers...

Jay said...

I heard that ladies rooms are really nice. They have couches to sit and relax on, and flat screen TVs and a fully stocked minibar. Men's restrooms are nasty. LOL

Great stories guys. Lots of fun!

Tarun said...

Man in a ladies room ...

Hmmm just happened with me in a Mall, I was just about to turn the handle and get in and in the knick of time I realized that "Right to enter is under discretion".

It almost got really embarrassing for me.

Devika said...

Hmmm...Keshi in form..makes me happy! :)

on the other post "....I am just a girl" -- I think -- again its my very personal opinion --- you think too much unnecessarily Keshi....I don't think any one has so much time to spend judging others...atleast I don't...I just read what you write...think/enjoy/ refresh myself as the subject matter of the post calls for...and I am off!

Thats me -- well I don't know if others do...even if they do, my opinion would be not to spend your time justifying it...It may not be worth!

well again, thats my opinion -- If you have time and energy to pursue all that...its your wish, Keshi! :)

After all its you who decide what you wnat out of your life :)

wishes,
devika

SMM said...

@ keshi & Amit
ROFL :)

@ Amit
Sleep walking? Dude oldest trick in the book. Next time say ooppsie, not wearing my glasses :P

@ Keshi
Throw a party soon for the us bloggers to join you at your flat :)

Keshi said...

ty Margie! :)

TC of Jake for me!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

HAHA Arv! ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Jay tnxx mate!

**They have couches to sit and relax on, and flat screen TVs and a fully stocked minibar

LOL yes, come in n check it out for urself Jay!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Tarun u too?

Well me too! :) I walked into a Male toilet while I was busy talking with a friend at Uni. We both walked in on a man doin his business up against the wall LOL! He was in shock and we were too!



** "Right to enter is under discretion".

HAHA!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Devika tnxx!

Its not abt the time or energy to think abt em, it's abt my FRIENDS.

Anyways, I dun wanna talk abt it anymore. Thats why I had disabled comments in that post. But now I deleted it altogether. Cos I dun want ppl to start talking abt it in this post too.

:) tnxx anyways, I know what u mean.


Keshi.

Tarun said...

I did enter ... but I still dread those cold deadly peircing looks of other women folks around I laughed my ass off when the guy couple of steps behind me pushed me away and barged in.

Keshi said...

hey SMM tnxx girl! :)

**Sleep walking? Dude oldest trick in the book.

LOL nice try ha!


Party for all the bloggers? WOW that wud be nice!


Keshi.

AmitL said...

ROFL-Keshi, I read the post for the first time after writing it,and, I hope people have as much fun reading it as I did, writing!:)
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Looking at your interpretation-ROFL..at some of your phrases-more comfy in Amazons next to an Anaconda(Ah well,maybe I'm not thattttt shy!!),John Ab of ladies' toilets...OMG-I havent laughed this much in ages,as I did reading your side.
In answer to your question as to why men are so scared of the Ladies bathroom-well, it's not the bathroom per se, it's the anticipated hi-fidelity of the screams of the ladies 'caught' doing their thing, which makes men avoid these 'rooms' like the plague.
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Cheerio and tks for putting up my lil post!!:)

Tarun said...

Would like to request for some of the following in the menu, spicey munchies, some Tandoori chicken, barrels of beer (wont mind wine either), and u behind in the DJs placing dishing out a few track numbers.

:P

Keshi said...

** I laughed my ass off when the guy couple of steps behind me pushed me away and barged in.


Tarun did he get killed eventually?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Look who's here! The JOHN of Ladies bathrooms!

:)

u did well Amit! Im sure ppl will laugh their lungs (LMLO) off reading ur part LOL!



** it's the anticipated hi-fidelity of the screams of the ladies 'caught' doing their thing, which makes men avoid these 'rooms' like the plague.


really? but Ladies dun do it in the OPEN like u men do it HAAAAAAHA! We hv toilets within the bathroom, whereas u guys do it so PUBLIC. So we wont hv any reason to scream. If there's anyone screaming, it will be the men who walked in LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Tarun ur menu is tempting. Can ya bring it all and I'll just play the music? ;-)

Keshi.

Tarun said...

lol

I dont know I was too worried about what if.. and followed that by nail across my face and kicks up my rear.

Tarun said...

I can get beer for sure.
:)

Rakesh Vanamali said...

Lol! This is hilarious! I can't imagine how shell shocked it would have been for the 'man-in-the-wrong-place'

Lol ;)

ANWESA said...

lol...funny 2 d hilt....lil' poor amit!!
n keshi dis is a real cool post...
:)

Margie said...

You betcha...Taking care of Jake for Sweet Keshi.
Jake sends you a Big "Woof" and also some puppy Kisses.
Jake loves Keshi cause Keshi loves Jake.

He is doing better tonight...thank God, last night was a hard one!

Nite, nite Sweets!

Margie

иidhi S said...

hhahha... Great Post.. there again.
Loved it.

ZiLliOnBiG said...

whew, looks like you are having a bollywood inspired life.(or is it the other way?)!!!!

GREAT, I culdnt read fully, being a bit long and rushing to office now in another half hours time, but looks like an interesting life you have.

Go on, Keshi Girl !!!hehehe:)))

Swetha Padakandla said...

ROFL!!
this was indeed a cool post! :)
enjoyed reading it..

Cяystal said...

LOL! I really enjoy these flatmate thingies.lovely narration, Amit =D
Btw. love the fact that Keshi..you did a Hindi title :D..
Tc bth of you naughty flatmates!..(and all the others)

Thanks for making me smile with this bollywood-y life of yours,Kesh :P

Priya Joyce said...

I simply loved this flatmate thingie//hehehe
very very humorous lolz..

John's pics were too gud ;) :P
tc

Tom said...

Hubba Hubba, cuteness all around

Teline said...

I loooove the color of ur bathroom and ur giant poster too :P Did not know that Keshi s house has man bathroom and ladies bathroom, y? :P
C.

Chriz said...

haha.. amit is funny too.. he is sentimentally romantic indeed.. and john came and spooilt the party in poster form..

i wanna see how ladies room looks like
:)

AmitL said...

Err,correction-'doing their thing',referred more to ladies being caught without makeup or doing their makeup, rather than you-know-what..:)

AmitL said...

Err,and,did I forget to mention'caught gossiping away' to glory in groups of 4-5??:):)

!Teq-uila Del Zapata said...

Now this is the post I was waiting for since long time. vivid and happy.
Last many posts were sad, so this one is quiet a breeze among all sad things.
Neway, I have also ventured in Few Ladies room, but didn't find anything interesting.
May be, i need to visits yours too, red tiles are interesting things, LOL!

Nachi said...

damn it Keshi!! why did you have to be there to ruin it all for Amit?? do you realize how much booze it took to convince him to actually walk in to the 'forbidden land'?

and Amit, make use of the somnambulistic abilities wala excuse one last time. WE need to know the truth!!

:D

Suresh Kumar said...

But I did enter the Ladies Bathroom.... in a small bank.... well it happened accidentally.... no one was there other than me...

At that time i was not curious to look around... Seems I have missed a golden opportunity :)

Nice writeup.. Like the police in indian movies, cudn't u have made ur entrance a bit late, Keshi.... :)

At least a poor soul's dream cud have come true na.... :)

ZiLliOnBiG said...

wow, i had fun reading it. Superbly narrated, i felt i was watching a movie with both sides of the depiction. hehe, he came just short of a revelation about what women do in a toilet. Niiiiiiice:))

Shrav said...

amit was so coool :)


very very funny post:)


i liked the naughtiness involved!!

btw, looooooooong ttttiiiimeee, how you?

The Rat... said...

Keshi keshi keshi.... watever happ to u... i think amit had hit ur head in his sleepy state...
wake up dear.... Jhonny is for u forever..


Lolzzzz... great interlude Amit...

Shanu said...

Lol..that was hilarious..waitng for the next one in ur flatmate series :)

Ria said...

ha ha!!glad to see this post...i had almost given up hopes on this one. Good goin Keshi girl. :P Shall wait for my part to come up. Once again thanks for coming with this post.

And Amit, nice narration buddy. :)

Stupidosaur said...

Errmm, did you guys watch movies and live in a cinema theatre?

Or did you diecide to live for a nght at a railway station?


I thought in homes, flats, there is no separate entity called Ladies Loo is there? Its all common as far as I know! :P

Margie said...

Keshi
Have a great day & enjoy your weekend!
A busy weekend for me as there is a bridal shower for my daughter on Sat. and I have to do lots of baking tomorrow.

HUGS!

Margie

Priya said...

Keshi, This is an awesome which I enjoyed every part of it. Your dreamy thingy is so cool and loved them. I remember once without noticing just walked into mens restroom and wondered why ladies room r dirty. 2 guys were busy and I felt so ashamed I said sorry and came running out.

Margie said...

U busy today at work?
I've been cleaning the house tonight, just took a little break.

Jake is here beside me...such a sweet dog!

MWAH!

Margie

Tarun said...

Yawn!!!

What are ur weekend plans?

d gypsy! said...

hahhaa

amazon and the ladies bathroom :P

i liked both the versions...

Fiducia said...

hahahaha... Ecstatic post!! oops!! what i meant is it had all the elements of a masala bollwood movie... and Amit, thanks for the heads up on e'thing!!! man, minds juz' wander when the first lines are read.. Keshi, amazing post!! enjoyed reading it on this lazy weekend...:)) smiles... ** keep writing!

AnonymousBlogger said...

LULZ. It's been a long time Keshi. I hope you're still doing well!!

Jack said...

Keshi,

Nice way Amit tried to cover up his unintended wandering and Keshi being so understanding not to let it be a fun-spoiler. LOL


Take care

яノςんム said...

rofl!!

ur flatmates are as good as you are :)

Love!!

Kartz said...

ROFL! :D The flatmate series is back! And how... Guess I got my timing right. ;)

Yep, back at long last. How have you been, Ms. K?

Peace. Be well.

akanksha said...

Amazing post!
Kudos to Amit and Keshi :)

Take care!

rabbit said...

lol...this funda of flatmate...lolz

Whitesnake said...

Hogs the bog......I have never been naked in your home....!

Rakesh said...

He he, gotta say, Amit was plain lucky... ;-) BUT "a girl called Keshi was born to spoil the fun of all Men on Earth"

Now how Cruel is that!!!

Quest said...

Very glad that we dont segregate bathrooms into Ladies and Men :P ;)

I demand abolition of this discrimination based on preferences (I surely have the qualities to be the champion for equal rights isnt it? :D )

Good thing that the Sleep walking 'intruder' didnt start blabbering an incomprehensible pre-historic language (may happen sometimes in the subconscious state) ;)


PS: I had taken a shower in a ladies bathroom and so did my entire cricket team while we were visiting Bangalore for the Inter School Cricket Championship the reason being that they were much cleaner than the Men's :D ;)

Trevor Penn said...

You gave the guy a tough one, Kesh. Good to see some fun around here. :-)

Maddy said...

That was funny! Had a good laugh!

Hazel Dream said...

long time but nothing changed .

Sun Follower said...

I've been busy and not in blogville too often as of late - but I always love reading your blog, Keshi!

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

heh heh ... good 1

Vest said...

Mens toilets, Loo's, Bogs. rest rooms whatever, are some of the places you would not wish to visit.
Dunny Scribes and their viewers will remember the main slogan daubed on many a insanitary S^#*t house wall.
"No need to stand upon the seat, the crabs in here jump fifteen feet"

A Sydney fish market that stored Crabs in a toilet cubicle is among the NSW Govt's name and shame list. Jemes fish market in Liverpool rd Ashfield was hit with two fines of $660.
Can you imagine the carnage to ones nether regions should those two species of crabs had mutated.

Kulpreet said...

Hay Keshi, lots of fun there. Enjoyed reading the post. Girl in a guys toilet or vice versa, the situation can really be interesting, whichever way. Cheers! Kulpreet

Beach Bum said...

Amit: I feel for you man, did something very similar at a friend's house who had had separate bathrooms for him and his sister. Their respective rooms connected directly to their bathrooms but both could be accessed from the hallway. The kicker for me is while I was doing my business I realized where I was and that the door to my friend's sister's room was open.

Keshi: What makes me baffled is why men are so scared of the Ladies bathroom?

Good question, but for me its the possibility that someone might walk in and see me and get upset that I might be some weirdo.

Keshi said...

lol Tarun!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Get some vodka too Tarun ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Rakesh yeah I know the feeling cos I was once a 'woman in the wrong place' too!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehe ty Anwesa!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww I wanna touch Jake and I wanna feel that kiss...

@Margie


How did Sat go? :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Nidhi :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

no worries Zillion n ty! ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey ty Swetha :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Crystal hey I hv such a 'bolly' life ya know ;-)

tnxx hun!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

lol Joyce ty!

John is so darn hot I'd hv to call up the Fire Brigade!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Tom WC and ty :)

hubba hubba indeed lol!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Cess ;-)


**Did not know that Keshi s house has man bathroom and ladies bathroom...

ofcourse I do! Especially when there r so many MEN living with me :):)

btw I do hv 2 bathrooms in my house, in real hehe...

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Chriz thank God u didnt enter the Ladies bathroom when u were sharing the aptmt with me!!!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Amit I wont be screaming if a guy walked in on me doing my makeup..I'd ask him to help me with it. lol!

Gossipping...mmm maybe! ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Anuz ty :)

**Neway, I have also ventured in Few Ladies room, but didn't find anything interesting.


HAHA! What did u expect to FIND?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Nachi!

**do you realize how much booze it took to convince him to actually walk in to the 'forbidden land'?


LMAO! so u all doped him into it? Great!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Suresh :)

ok, so next time u just pretend to walk in to a Ladies bathroom w.o. realising it, and then hv a look around. Just wear a helmet!


**.. Like the police in indian movies, cudn't u have made ur entrance a bit late

LOL good one!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha ty Zillion!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Shrav ty!

Im pretty good ty and urself?

Im glad u enjoyed reading this post :):)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

lolz Rat!

I know Johnny is mine and mine alone!

:*( @Bips


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey WC Shanu n ty!

The next one is up already :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Ria ty sweetie! :)

Im sorry it took this long to publish this part and ur's and Jay's...but I knew I'd somehow do it hehe..


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Stupid ty!

**Errmm, did you guys watch movies and live in a cinema theatre?

u dun hv to watch a movie or live inside a cinema theatre to hv a MOVIE-like scanario happening in life! :)



**Or did you diecide to live for a nght at a railway station?

not really lol!



**I thought in homes, flats, there is no separate entity called Ladies Loo is there? Its all common as far as I know! :P

o there r! I hv 2 bathrooms in my house and I'd generally direct all men to the one that I dont use ;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Margieee tell me, how did it all go??? Im dying to know :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Priya ty!

** I remember once without noticing just walked into mens restroom and wondered why ladies room r dirty

HAHAHA!


u too? omg I did that too...I hv never been so embarassed in my entire life *so far that is!*!!! :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

yes Margie I was hellbent on getting some work done on Friday lol!

How is Jake?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Tarun I had a very INTERESTING wknd! Will tell u all abt it soon
;-)

Im keeping u all on ur toes!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Gypsy!

**amazon and the ladies bathroom

LOL good one there!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Fiducia!

lol it was indeed wonderful to hv Amit in my bathroom!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey AB good to see ya mate! :) Im doing good..how are u?

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Jack, me being the NICE girl, I let Amit walk out free..w.o. being charged n all. LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey ty Richa! :)

*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Kartz WB! :) How r ya?

We missed ya!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey ty Akanksha!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey ty Rabbit ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Steve not that I asked ya to lol!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Rakesh u know Im born cruel lol!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Quest!

**I demand abolition of this discrimination based on preferences

dream on ;-)


U had a shower in a Ladies bathroom? r ya some kinda perv? LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey ty Trevor ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Maddy :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Hazel, long time indeed! How r ya? :)


**long time but nothing changed

I try not to CHANGE much abt myself other than my 'template' ;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Sun no worries n ty sweetie :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Deepa how r ya? :) long time!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Vesty hey tnxx!

LOL @Shit house!

hv ya seen KENNY?



**Can you imagine the carnage to ones nether regions should those two species of crabs had mutated

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Kulz ;-)

Its a very real situation and yes it happens often than we think it does! :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty BB!

** I realized where I was and that the door to my friend's sister's room was open

OMG did she see ya???


yeah u maybe right..it's the REACTION of the women that the men fear :)


Keshi.

Satish Bolla said...

amit bhai, i wish i was there with u..... ;)

Keshi said...

Satish lol ok!

Keshi.

♪♪HARINI♪♪ said...

oops! didnt i comment? :O
it was so funny!!!!!!! lol!!!!!!! i dunno what else to say!
btw, whos idea was the hindi title?

Keshi said...

lol Harini ty sweetie!

Keshi.