Monday, February 2

For Chrizt's Sake!

Ahoy! Remember my hot new flatmate Chriz? Well finally here is that joint post that I promised to do with Chriz. A certain scenario was given by me to Chriz, and all he had to do was come up with his own post on it, and then I wrote my own one too. He did a wonderful job and I wanna thank him for being such a great sport - Thanks Chriz you rock! It was really great doing this post with ya. I hope you'll find my post equally enjoyable Chriz ;-). So folks, sit back, relax and enjoy!


Chriz and Keshi have been happily sharing Keshi's house together *as you can see from this pic!* for a couple of weeks now. Nothing's changed about the house *cos Keshi always has it her way...poor Chriz has no choice there*, they even share their weekly chores of cooking, cleaning etc *Chriz nearly burned down the house once trying to cook but thanks to the hunky firemen Keshi didn't lose her cool, she actually didn't wanna stop the fire*, they share grocery bills as well *Keshi nearly went broke with Chriz's massive appetite, so now she's put him on a diet - 1 meal per day* and yes, so far they are doing alright. And one fine day, guess what happens as Chriz was on the net? What happened follows...first narration is by Chriz, and my account of it all comes after that.



The Chriz Zone!

I finally moved in with Keshi. It was 7 pm. The place was big and warm and Keshi was big and hot. I stood there like a kindergarten kid, knowing not what to do. Keshi had eyelashes that looked like a chicken’s feather. She looked like Gabriella Sabatini. No one was around. It was just me and Keshi. She walked towards me. I could feel the fragrance reaching me. We were facing each other. When two hot people stand very close to each other one could expect fireworks. Yes, Keshi found it too. It wasn’t just fireworks. It was a killer-silent bomb. The first word she spoke to me was, “Hey chrissy boy! Something wrong with your tummy?” I didn't say anything. She gave me directions to the loo.

I soon freshened up and got ready for the romantic dinner. We had a romantic dinner. The table separated Keshi and me by 4 feet.The dinner was over and we moved to the drawing room. Keshi got comfortable in the couch and I sat on the chair. Suddenly Keshi became romantic and asked me to sit on the couch. The moment I parked my bum on the couch, Keshi switched off the TV and left the place. She went inside her room and went to sleep. I slept off too. I couldn’t sleep properly.

I woke up and switched on my computer and opened my Yahoo messenger. None of my friends were online. Suddenly a chat-box popped up.

GOD: Hi Creation!

*I looked at it for some time and wasn’t interested to chat and hence closed the box. Again the same chat box popped up*

GOD: Why did you close the chat box?

“How did he come to know that I closed the chat box?”, I thought to myself. Again I closed the chat box. Again there was a message from him

GOD: Don’t scratch your butt. Your body is my temple

*What? How did he come to know that I was scratching my butt? I got scared and I sent a reply*

Iamthegururdadwarnedyouabout: Who are you?
GOD: I am what I am.
Iamthegururdadwarnedyouabout: ASL please
GOD: Infinity/Gmale/Multilingual
Iamthegururdadwarnedyouabout: What is Gmale?
GOD: I am God and that is my gender
Iamthegururdadwarnedyouabout: hahaha!
GOD: laugh out loud now. When you go to hell, I'll be laughing!

*I was now quite scared *

Iamthegururdadwarnedyouabout: Prove to me that you are God. Just tell me some things about me that nobody else knows
GOD: Are you testing me?
Iamthegururdadwarnedyouabout: Yes! You can call it that way. How else would I know?
GOD: You were a bed-wetter till you were 12
Iamthegururdadwarnedyouabout: But everyone knows that and that’s not a secret
GOD: You smoked weed in college
Iamthegururdadwarnedyouabout: My friends know that. You are beating around the bush buddy. Who are you?
GOD: You came here to stay with Keshi with dreams of some kinky-hot-steamy *ahem ahem* you know what don't ya?
Iamthegururdadwarnedyouabout: Well! Men are from mars! They say! But I can curb my instincts.
GOD: ok! You watched your first porn movie when you were 10 years old
Iamthegururdadwarnedyouabout: Oh ma Gawd! How did you know that?
GOD: You lost your virginity when you were 18
Iamthegururdadwarnedyouabout: Go hang! You liar! I am a 27 year old unlucky virgin. Are you just simply guessing?
GOD: haha! I just wanted to hear it from you, cos you have confused me a lot by telling a bunch of lies in your blog
Iamthegururdadwarnedyouabout: Ok now tell me one thing! Why do you want to chat with me?
GOD: I saw you all alone on this couch and hence came here to give you some tips on how to make this Stay with Keshi a Hot and spicy one!
Iamthegururdadwarnedyouabout: But God! Why are you speaking like this?
GOD: Oh ! That is my alter ego!Iamthegururdadwarnedyouabout: Ok what are you planning to do now?
GOD: I will wake up keshi and will chat with her and then I’ll invite her on a conference chat with you.
Iamthegururdadwarnedyouabout: Ok God! I’ll stay online and wait for the conference chat...


And so Chriz falls asleep on the keyboard, his head heavily pressed on the 'Enter' key,
saliva coming out of the corners of his mouth and snoring as loud as a lion on starvation. Keshi was fast asleep on her comfy bed and never came on Chat that night. *no, not even God can rob Keshi of her sleep!*



The Keshi Haven!

Since Keshi didn't chat online that night God decides to pay a visit to 7, Sunshine Street, Keshiville. Yes, in *divine* person Himself.

So God arrives in his hot new Ferrari and screeched in front of Keshi's driveway...His car music was 'I like to move it move it!' and He was doing the jiggy *in Will Smith style* while getting out of the car. He wore Gucci glasses, black denims and a white T with 'Guess who's single?' written across it. God walks into Keshi's room straight away and rolls his eyes after finding Keshi dancing like a maniac. Keshi was surprised to see a Billy-Joel-Wannabe standing next to her...so she stopped dancing, turned the volume down and she rolled her eyes too as she spotted this guy looking in the mirror and fixing his salt n pepper hair.


Keshi: Who are ya Mr.Single-But-So-Not-My-Kind?
God: Mr.Go...r...don! *winks at Keshi while chewing gum*
Keshi: No you don't look like Gordon Ramsay either...so stop trying.
God: *pokes his tongue out at Keshi* I'm God for God's sakes, OMG I'm God!
Keshi: God? WOW I so believe ya *laughs an o-gimme-a-break kinda laugh* ok Mr.God-wannabe serial offender who walks into my house, let me call the Police then *and she dials 000 wondering if this was Chriz himself dressed as God in a desperate attempt to woo her back into giving him 3 meals a day!*

Just then God instantly changed into a 6-handed Avatar of Himself, and sweet tabla music plays at the back with 'Om Shanti' chantings heard from afar. Keshi nearly faints, later regains consciousness, calms herself down and talks to God...

Keshi: Ok I won't call the cops but you didn't have to pull out 6 hands just to stop me dude, that was kinda sick! *rolling eyes* btw why do you need 6 hands when even 2 hands can't do much these days?

God: *is silent for a while, juggling pretty colored balls using all His 6 hands, showing off to Keshi*
Keshi: ok so you're God...but why are you here? There are so many other people who need you more than I do. Trying to get you to appear is as hard as finding a plumber on a Sunday!

God: I just felt like checking what's going on with you and Chriz...I feel you need some divine intervention, especially with Chriz in your house now. btw Keshi could you PLEASE stop expecting me to solve every problem on Earth cos I myself am confused by so many prayer requests! Man I need a DB system to handle all the requests...can you code one for me?
Keshi: Chriz is great, a lil underwear-obsessed but he sings and plays the guitar beautifully, so I can cope. We're doing fine. And No I wont code anything for ya...I hate C#!
God: ok can I use your toilet? btw in Heaven we call it G#. G for God u see nenenenene....
Keshi: duh! ok use Chriz's toilet since your a male..are you a male?
God: I'm male and female...I'm every humanbeing
Keshi: Sorry I don't have a Unisex toilet in this house!

God heads to Chriz's loo and finds wet towels and red undies all over the floor. God gets dizzy, does his business very quickly and walks out thinking what the hell is wrong with Chriz!

God: Keshi how do you handle this maniac in your house?
Keshi: I don't need to 'handle' him, cos I'm a maniac myself..he's only a 'fraction' different to me...by body parts I mean.
God: *laughs His supreme ass off* In all these millions of years of experience in my job, I have never come across mega wackos like you 2! *rolls on the floor laughing His butt off*
Keshi: Remember you designed us...we know it's full of flaws...it should be pretty evident to you by now! *yawns*
God: I know...I'm just a rookie...will ask more about you 2 from my Dad. Now let me go blog about my flawed designs...
Keshi: You have a blog? WOW! Gimme the address plz...pretty plz!
God: Keshi I'm not gay...stop calling me pretty! I know you're a blog maniac too...I read your blog and it's full of shit...
Keshi: haha that's true man that' s true. hey gimme the blog addy wont ya?
God: eatmyshorts.blogspot.com
Keshi: So what do you blog about in general?
God: Crap ya know...just like you aha!
Keshi: Then I'll be your devoted reader from now on...cos In Crap We Find True Joy!
God: Keshi babez hey I gtg now...my thousands of readers are waiting for my next blog post and Chriz may still be waiting for me to log back in for a confy chat. Will you join Chriz and me tonight online plz pleeeeeeease??? *bends down and hugs Keshi's legs*
Keshi: Sure...but please let go of my legs...it looks a lil silly when God does that.
God: ok ok...btw do you shave or wax?
Keshi: duh I knew God was a male!
God: Lastly, tell me your future plans...
Keshi: *goes on and on with her future PLANS*
God: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! haaaaaaaaa ha! Haaaaa hahahaha haaaaaa!


Keshi realised one thing from this rude but sweet guy's visit. You wanna make God laugh? Tell him your PLANS! Anyways, God winks and leaves 7, Sunshine Street, Keshiville in his hot Ferrari...Keshi stares at the car that disappears into the far horizon and smiles. Suddenly Keshi hears a loud conversation in the Kitchen with heavy laughter and all! She runs to the kitchen to see what was going on...Chriz had just woken up and had started chatting on the Microwave thinking that that was his laptop! Yeah we are all God's unique designs..if not for our many differences, this world will be so dull, and will miss the hilarious kitchen conversations in red undies!


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SMM said...

I shall comment when I manage to stop laughing, Keshi & Chriz :)

Vaisakh P S said...

:))
Its too much yaar...
Not able to stop laughing,

Whitesnake said...

I DID NOT VISIT YOU!

God
PS. I will however be keeping a close watch on you in the future!

Jay said...

LOL .. That was a hilarious post!

I wondered where God has been lately. He's haven't been answering my Twitter messages. He was chatting with you guys. haha

Devika said...

Oh Good God -- WHAT A PAIR! :)

Interesting :)

wishes,
devika

La vida Loca said...

welcome to ur new digs Chriz!
lol @ post

mayz said...

hahahaha...u guys r d best pair ever...no wonder god made a personal visit...cant stop laffn!!!

Suresh Kumar said...

Real fun.

**In all these millions of years of experience in my job, I have never come across mega wackos like you 2!**

Yeah and he may not come across in another 1 million years. :)

Margie said...

Keshi & Chriz
Thanks for all the laughs!
Very funny post!

Margie:)

ghee said...

gee...this is really hilarioussssssssssss,Keshi!!

I wish I cud see your brain,dear.so i wud know where the ideas and artistic terms and situations came from,haha!

no unisex toilet almost made me fall out of my chair!LOL!

nice gorgeous pics,too!!!

Have a nice week ahead,Keshi!

muah!
ghee

The Rat... said...

WAS EXPECTING THIS POST!!!

ok now i ll go read the post

Chriz said...

@smm
are you there?

@vaisakh
ahat about now?

@whitesnake
god is a white snake?

@jay
god answers your twitter message.. he does everything.. jack of many trades.

@devika
yea! what a pair..hope i am not kicked out before valentines day

@La vida loca
old wine in new bottle :)

@mayz
and god never had that group chat..

@suresh
HE>? GOD? it is Ge...

@margie
thanks a bunch

@ghee
unisex toilet made u fall out of the chair? please dont fall out when u r in the loo...

Hiren said...

lol ... that was a ripper ...

nice imaginative writing ... Keshi & Chriz ... you sure set the house on fire together ....

** Hi creation ...
i dont know why ... but i liked this piece ... the way GOD wud address us ...

** I m just a rookie, let me ask my dad
lol .. this one was too good ...

nice light hearted post on a monday morning ... nothing better than that !!!

hv a nice week ahead guys!!!

The Rat... said...

Back again...the best Blog pair of d year award goes to Chriz and d microwave!!

He he he.... Kesh u got ur soul mate atlast... Whoa..

btw i am shifting in the real world and got a new partner.. we are gonna a rock.. yay

Anuz said...

I will be critical, that is so much like me.
not deliberately ,but my general reaction, as a good boy, i can put all those feel good comments, but that wont be honest. and why am i writing this crap because you are such a nice friend.

All your blogs are fresh and full of new ideas, I absolutely love them.
But this god and related idea is so much old and with a new book and couple of crappy bollywood movie, it looks so much like a repeatative.
So no marks for the idea, but i like your writing sytle full marks for it.
And criz have cracked some wise one and funny ones, so full marks to him.
and all those red undies were funny.

Talking To My Soul said...

Laugh riot. Finally, we are smiling after all those sad sad discussions. Thanks. You girl/guy are rock stars.


BTW, does Mr God look anything like Morgan Freeman? I hope He does.


*smilesz*

♪♪HARINI♪♪ said...

oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!
that was brilliant!!!
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
every single line had me laughing like crazy!! you guys did a great job!!!
lol again!

vishesh said...

:P

Hemanth Potluri said...

:p...lol...

urs..hemu..

SMM said...

@ Chriz

Nope I'm here :P

Swetha Padakandla said...

ROTFLMAO............!!!
Cool work.. Am still laughing!
Gud work both of u :P

utopia said...

yup guys! hilarious i say. :D

Kartz said...

From freakin' hilarity to *ahem* philosophy..? :)

And since when did God have a foot fetish? :D *wonders what a religious fanatic would say to that!*

And Chriz, don't tell me you can't sneak a cookie or two behind her back. :P Loser!

Have fun folks... ;)

Peace. Be well.

Shrav said...

Wow!! that was hilarious keshi and chriz! Great job guys..

The title is apt too.. :)

Cяystal said...

Lol! From the title I did guess that this would be the Chrizzzy pst! :D..
And needless to say/when you have Chriz.there's a ton of humour..and with a bash of Keshi's spices in them..its a purrrrrrrrrfect result! ;)
Hope you enjoyed "red-undies" obsessed Chriz's visit :-D

moi said...

cant stop laughing !!! both of you make an awesome pair!! :)

Richa said...

rofl...


OMG!!

Keshi n Chriz, U r both made for each other typos ;)
u cudnt get a flatmate apter than Chri himself :P
enjoy the stay :D

comfortably numb said...

now thts what I call an awesome threesome:D
am in splits btw...some really amazing lines:)
ohh n I so wanted tht group chat to happen!!!

Pri said...

LOL!! u guys are crazy...yet soo adorable :D

hilarious!!!!

Tarun said...

ROFL

Asha said...

LOL!! Looks like you found your match, Keshi girl! ;D

KP said...

lol....

thats waas hilarious:). both of you are...truly two of a kind:).

BTw, do you guys have extra room there?

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

hahhahahhahhahaha ,hehhehhehhehehe ,hoooooooooohaahahhahhahha.

hey miss chicken feather eyelash :D :D

Nachi said...

LMAO!!

...this one almost killed me you crazy loons!! and Chriz, STAY AWAY FROM KESHI!! everyone knows what you are up to...

:D

ps: Chriz bro, the microwave was good, wasn't it??

Keshi, you made Chriz sleep on the couch??

;)

Ria said...

lol!!tht did make me smile and laugh too....really amazing post. Gr8 job by the two of u. :) :P

Prashanti :) said...

I cannot laugh any further !!! This was hilarious !! I strongly vote for kleeping Chriz in for longer :P
Did you know the url that you said God gave for his blog really exists..
Ya.. I tried it :)

Jack said...

Keshi,

LOL. And please tell Chriz too. You both make one have nice hearty laugh.

Please see my comment on your previous post too.

Take care

Jeya Anand said...

Hahaha... A romantic flick;)

hey howz life? been long time:)

Phoenix said...

lol!! amazing!! i think chris and keshi has met their match in one another!! simply amazing :D :P

Elithraniel Arawion said...

lol... nice :P poor god.. he has lost his self respect.. and CHRIZ.. U N UR RED UNDERWEARS!

deepsat said...

absolutely hilarious!!

great job you guys!!

;-))

Coco said...

I enjoyed it : )
a MUCH more "light" reading than the previous post (war in SriLanka)...
How is your family in SriLanka doing?
You are right, it's very rare when I come to BlogVille...
BUT i ALWAYS stop by to see how you, my friend, Keshi is doing... ; )

Hugs & Blessings

prabirsaha said...

Hi Keshi & Chris,

You both are awesome!!! I just could not stop laughing. My email id is reachprabir@yahoo.com and would like you guys to write an inspirational post for our blogsite www.transformationplus.blogspot.com

One more thing in the above blogsite I had posted (http://transformationplus.blogspot.com/2009/02/money-is-idea.html) a question on Money, why don't you put your imaginations on afterburners and put some of your imaginations as a comment.

Without saying it goes I would be honoured to have blogbreties (celebrities) in my blogpent house

Cheers
Prabir
You can also visit my other blogsite called www.leveragethepowerofmind.blogspot.com

Chakoli said...

Hahahhahahahaha LOL....

tooo much dear..
great combo :D :D

NE~ISM said...

OMGOSH!! I laughed sooo hard about this.

Keshi, I would really love to hear all those plans you told G-d that made him laugh so hard! lol

I loved this guys!!


p.s. Keshi, thanks for the prayers for Paul and I!

Love ya gal!

Shionge said...

I had a good laugh and I think you should produce a movie or something Keshi.

I don't mind visiting 7, Sunshine Street ;)

Margie said...

Hi hun,
Not too take away from this hilarious post...but I was wearing ur earrings today (was shopping at a bookstore) and someone came up and told me my earrings were so beautiful and asked if they were diamonds.
I told them they were not but I got them as a gift from the sweetest person whose heart shined bigger than a diamond on earth!!!
She just smiled & told me I was a very lucky person!
Yes, I am!

Well, it'st time for dinner here.
Bye for now.

Have an awesome day!

HUGS!

Margie

AmitL said...

ROFL- great joint post, Keshi..or, should I say, triple post- since God was also a part of it?:)The most hilarious part was the ending- with Chris talking to the microwave thinking it's a laptop.And, the memorable last line'the hilarious kitchen conversations in red undies'...Good going!

starry nights said...

QUITE AN hILARIOUS POST.ENJOYED THE DIALOGUE BETWEEN YOU AND God,COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING.cHris and you make an interesting pair.

Random Ramblings said...

perfect match...i pity you both!!...;)Oh yea and dear God too! Brilliant comedy enactment!

Hide your clothes, Keshi...remember his Madonna skirt??

Nora said...

Oh, Keshi - that was hilarious!! I needed that laugh. Thank you. x

Nora

KK said...

Awesome post Keshi... nice idea and very hilarious post... you are still rocking gal!!!

Chriz said...

guys! too much of love and affection.. dunno how to handle all the questions..

but feels so nice to see that u liked the nutty pair...

the purpose was not to tease god here...those who mailed me regaarding that! i'd like to say that this is not a religious biassed post... please read the post again and then send personal mails

:)

peace

god bless

Keshi said...

tnxx SMM ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Vaisakh Im glad I cud make u laff :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

So that wasnt u God? I did see Him turning into a white-snake as he took the first left turn in Sunshine st ;-) @Steve

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Jay tnxx matey!

**He's haven't been answering my Twitter messages.

yep thats right...also He was busy on Facebook!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Devika yes God is good ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Lavida tnx hun! ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Mayz ty!

He said His next stop was the Crystal Mayz!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

HAHAHA Suresh but arent u glad abt it!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

HUGS Margie! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww ty Ghee ;-)

*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehe Rat ok.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Chriz tnxx! ;-)

**old wine in new bottle

wut exactly did u mean by that?

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Hiren ty!

:) Im glad it made u smile.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Ray hey tnxx girl! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Anuz its ok and tnxx! I do welcome constructive criticism :)


**So no marks for the idea, but i like your writing sytle full marks for it

well thats good enough for me! ;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Soul! :)

**BTW, does Mr God look anything like Morgan Freeman?

mebbe in His next visit he'd come in that avatar. I'll let u know.
;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha Im glad I cud make u laff! @Harini

:)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

:) Vish

Keshi.

Keshi said...

tnxx Hemz! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Swetha WC n tnxx! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Utopia, God said so too ;-)

Keshi.

Arv said...

LMAO... outright hilarious...

take care Keshi :)

Chriz... too bad she is gonna miss that coffee time in chennai... :p

Keshi said...

haha Kartz tnxx!

**And since when did God have a foot fetish? :D *wonders what a religious fanatic would say to that!*

well guess wut..religious fanatics hv already started whinging in Chriz's inbox. Im serious....read Chriz's last comment here.

Talk abt ppl who cant take a joke!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww ty Shrav! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Crystal! :)

Chriz is leaving red undies all over the place, even on my TV, help!!!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Moi WC n ty!

And it was my pleasure! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Richa yes he's a great flatmate cos he flattens my couch alot! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey ty CN!

yes God added to the company and is indeed a very special person!
;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww ty Pri!


but Chriz aint that adorable when he messes the kitchen!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehehe Tarun :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Asha I hope not lol!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey KP tnxx!


**BTw, do you guys have extra room there?


come crash anytime! wud luuuurve ur company KP! :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Truthful!

**miss chicken feather eyelash

haha I dunno where he got that image from tho!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha ty Nachi!

nah Chriz aint a sleazebag..not yet lol!


**Keshi, you made Chriz sleep on the couch??

nah I gave him an empty room...and moved the couch in there LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey ty Ria!

Im glad it made u smile :)

*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Prashanti! :)

**Did you know the url that you said God gave for his blog really exists..

haha I didnt know until u told me!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey ty Jack! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Jeya WB n tnxx!

Life's great...very busy, and u?

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Phoenix! :)

LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Elithraniel!

**poor god.. he has lost his self respect..

I dun think so...He's at His best this way! ;-)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Deepz! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww ty Coco HUGS!

Hope all is well with ya too. I missed ya!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey ty Prabir! :)

**a question on Money,

I hv many qns abt it LOL!

jokes apart, yes we'll do some posts together in future. TY!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

tnxx Chakoli! :):)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

awww ty Ne MWAH!

**Keshi, I would really love to hear all those plans you told G-d that made him laugh so hard

u know God laughs at our plans LOL!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Shionge ur most WC at 7, Sunshine St, Keshiville ;-) Infact i'd LOVE ur company!

*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

OMG Margie thats so sweet of ya to say that! But I dun deserve it...cos the earrings shone so brightly cos of YOUR beauty! :)

*HUGZ*

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha ty Amit!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Im glad I cud make u laff Starry! :)

ty n HUGS!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Random! :)

**Hide your clothes, Keshi...remember his Madonna skirt??


haha OMG yes! I better do it now!!! tnxxx for the reminder!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Nora my dear Im so very glad that I cud atleast put the faintest smile on ur face today...cos I want u to smile and Im thinking of u every minute of the day...HUGGGGGGGGGZ!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww ty KK! ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Chriz! :)


**the purpose was not to tease god here...those who mailed me regaarding that! i'd like to say that this is not a religious biassed post... please read the post again and then send personal mails


can ya tell me WHO emailed u with such dumb qns? Direct them to me. Cos Im the one who gave u this topic. So I think Im the one who should be answering them.


If ppl cant take a joke or see the humor in life, they should stop blogging and don orange robes. WTF.


Keshi.

Cazzie!!! said...

Yeah, fire engine red undies, lol :)

!Teq-uila Del Zapata said...

oh i am glad, u took it in stride.
you are such a sport. 3 stars to you lemme think the name... err.. pole star and then cirius... and and... (my mommy only taught name of two...)

Resurgence said...

Kewl post...... laughed at almost all the lines...... :)

Vaisakh P S said...

@Chriz

hey chriz, does your queen bee knows that you have moved to keshi's apartment??? :D

Vaisakh P S said...

@Keshi and Chriz
guys, i want you to go through this blog.

http://snowflake-asilentreverie.blogspot.com/

its one of my favs ;)

Jeevan said...

hahaha... this was hilarious keshi! Enjoyed reading either your conversation with god!

ranjana said...

omg!!!!! couldn't stop laughing..what a funny post. enjoyed reading every word of it.

rantravereflect/ jane said...

that was HILARIOUSSSS..

Please pretty please, can i be you third roomate- lezz do a menage a trois..

geeee.. come on, you guys are not GETTING AT IT, i 'd be the perfect aphrodisiac:)

mwuahhh loveeeeeee n hugsss keshikins :*

i'm back after a long break :D

Chriz said...

@keshi

ignoring them is better.dint want any new ones to join that band.. thats why came with that comment.. or else wouldn't have come up with that one for sure..

btw guys! that was a rocking time indeed...

i saw something moving inside the oven

Talking To My Soul said...

Yooooooooo!

Read your last comment, Kesh, which ended with F.

Now this was such a laugh-riot post that you should not bother about the religious fanatics. If you did, please understand that they became successful in what they wanted to do - ruffle you. Laugh as well as ignore them.

I am sure God (read Morgan Freeman because no one can play Almighty like he does) must be laughing too. He has a good sense of humour.

Let the humour flourish.......

*smilez*

Ani said...

hehe i just couldnt stop my laughter.. still tryin to control them.. to write down the comment.. that was reallyy tooo goood..

hehe well can we have more visits from god..

i really liked it when u said.. wanna make god laugh ..tell him whats ur plans are.. tht is sooo cooll..

loved the post.. good job guys.. reallyy toooo goooodddd :)

Keshi said...

haha ty Caz! ;-)

u know how hot the Aussie firemen r duncha!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

LOL Anuz!

yeah I agree the scenario is a lil stale. I'll come up with a FRESH one with my next flatmate ok? :)

tnxx!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww ty Resurgence!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Vaisakh I'll check out that blog soon.

And who's Chriz's queen bee? he didnt tell me anything abt it...typical guy! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hehe ty Jeevan!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey WC Ranjana and ty so much! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Jane WB I so missed ya! *HUGZ*


**come on, you guys are not GETTING AT IT, i 'd be the perfect aphrodisiac

LOL ok so ur gonna be our ONION?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Chriz hey tnxx!

I just cant u'stand why some ppl always drag politics/religion/egos into every frikkin post. Why cant ppl just be, and enjoy a fun read just the way it is supposed to be enjoyed!

No wonder this world is screwed beyond recognition.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

HAHA ty Soul! I know u really care..

Thank GOD for few sensible and sane souls like u! :)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww ty Ani! :)

Im so v glad that Chriz and I cud make so many ppl laugh. At the end of the day, wut matters is if u hv had fun...and Im glad u all did.

HUGS!

Keshi.

krystyna said...

OMGOD!!!!
Briliant Post and Brilliant Duet!

I spent here more than half hour and I cannot left.
Fantastic, the best I ever read in my whole life.

Congratulations Keshi and Chriz
and good luck!

Keshi said...

ty Arv!


**Chriz... too bad she is gonna miss that coffee time in chennai...

lol wuts that abt?

Keshi.

Keshi said...

haha tnxx Krys!

Keshi.

Arv said...

well... u take Chriz & Arv and put them in a coffee shop with a bunch of gals... hmmmm... am sure you can figure out the rest :)

Keshi said...

haha gotcha Arv!

Keshi.

Diana said...

Gal...u guys would set the house on fire dear...i hadnt read many of ur posts lately and this is the first one I read.

>>Chriz: Falls asleep on keyboard....with saliva coming out of corners of his mouth...and snoring like a lion on starvation...<<

>>Chriz is little underwear obsessed<<

>>God finds wet towels and red undeies in Chriz's loo and gets dizzyyyy....<<

I just cant stop laughing Keshii.....can u post some more posts like this???

Mystique Wanderer said...

nice post...totally crap...but happily so...stay like this...happily crappy :)

Tys on Ice said...

leave u alone for a month and u go and bunk with a hunk and gets god to pee in ur loo!!!! damn!

Keshi said...

haha Diana tnxx hun!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ur spot on Mystique! :)

tnxx!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

HAHA Tys!

where did u go for a month btw? God's hostel?

Keshi.

Satish Bolla said...

awesome post, my dear buddies, simple awesome. chirz, u rock mate. died laughing while reading this and almost met that GOD with six hands.
the way keshi asked god to stop showing his six hands was outrageously hilarious. hoping for some more of these live-in posts....

Keshi said...

hehe Satish tnxx ;-)

Keshi.

Adisha said...

Came to this post via Chiz's latest one and was giggling all the way to the end .. .Good job guys !! You so totally ROCK !!!

Cheers

Keshi said...

haha ty Adisha! :)

Isnt Chriz sweet!

Keshi.

swati said...

lol!!!lol!!!i just cant control laughing gal..it was hilarious :)
but u both make a lovely couple :P

Ms. Neha Gandhi said...

thats an awesome...intelligent...hilarious post...
i am baffled about a lot of things though !!!

Keshi said...

ty Swati :)

Im glad we could make u laugh!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Neha! :)

**i am baffled about a lot of things though

such as?


Keshi.

ItAteMyBrain said...

U two make a crazy pair.
Poor god! May god save himself.

Shantharam Shenoy K said...

GOD!!! OH GOD!! please help me to stop laughing will ya??? am on the verge of blasting with laughter..never have i come across such a hilarious post before..never ever...
you 2 rock...

Keshi said...

IAMB ty! ;-)

Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Shantharam WC n ty! :):)

Keshi.

Jyoti said...

AAHAHAHAHA! Great work you two! I'm new on this block. I was going through chriz' blog post and his link got me here. What a wonderful place this is! :)

Amazing stuff.

Keshi said...

hey ty Jyoti! :)

Keshi.

Gayathri said...

awesome.. i'm really stuck laughing!! you both really rock at wits!!!

absy said...

hmm.......i happen to read this blog while clicking chronic writers link.Now i understood u both have some how same wavelength..........

absy said...

hmm.......i happen to read this blog while clicking chronic writers link.Now i understood u both have some how same wavelength..........