Monday, February 26

Short Stories

Alive And Kicking

G'day mates how's it going? Last week I was so busy at both work and home, I didn't have time to blog at all. So you wouldn't have seen me in your blogs. Anyways it's Monday now and I'm back in business :-). btw my sweetest aunt from NZ came over on Sat for a 2-week break so I'm so very happy at the moment. She's my mum's younger sis and she used to dote on us when we were kids. She's my fav aunt out of all my aunts, and she's the mum of the bride of that wedding in NZ I went to recently. I love having her over, it's so much fun when family is over, especially when it is a wonderful person.



Tale Of A Passive 'Stalker'
A dork started following me on Friday, a real dork. I was going to this Desi shop to get a DVD on Friday night. As it's close to my house, I was walking (not driving) and then I saw this North Indianish guy - he was good-looking, about 25-28yrs of age, driving past that shop, staring at me ofcourse (rolling eyes here..duh!). As he was driving I assumed he would be gone out of my suburb by the time I went to that Desi shop, got my DVD and was walking back home. Hell na he hasn't gone anywhere! Cos as I stepped out of the shop with my DVD, he was right behind me (I assume he parked his car, then traced my whereabouts and ended up at the shop entrance). Even then I was thinking that maybe he came to buy something at the shop. It didn't seem like that either cos he didn't go into the shop, instead he walked beside me - like I was his shopping companion, LOL good going mate! His guts were truly shocking. As I was listening to my iPod at the time, I used it as a weapon against any conversation that he might start. He didn't stop anywhere, he kept on walking with me - not ahead or behind me, but right beside me. I was now becoming really irritated as he was turning and looking at my face all the time too. So what I did then was something that most women would do to avoid a stalker - go into another shop and pretend like I was shopping there for hours so he can faint while waiting for me (I know most men hate shopping). Ah ah, but not this stalker Keshi. Instead of standing out and fainting for good, he came into the same shop! I was like WTF how do I tell him to just get out of my face and way. I was walking down the isle as if I was looking for something that was not there hehe. From the corner of my eyes I was trying to see where that loser was and whether he had left. You think he left? There he was holding a bunch of black socks and asking a shop assistant something about it. I knew he was just pretending to be interested in the socks - he was just waiting for me to come around, what a jerk ha? I felt like smothering him with those black socks right there, but I knew that would make me go to prison and nah I wasn't sure if I could blog from prison. Well anyways while he was inquiring about the socks, I thought it's the best time to get out of the shop and disappear. And I did just that. Guess what he did as I was leaving? He threw away the bunch of socks (while that lady was still talking to him) and came behind me haha! That was so funny I really laughed but thank God he didn't see me laughing. Then he started walking abreast with me, same as before. I then stopped on my tracks and gave him a very annoyed look (that look was long overdue btw). Then he was a tad uncomfy and said to me 'I'm sorry to bother you, I wasn't following you if that's what you were thinking...' and he looked a bit scared cos of the 'You'llbeinacoffinsoonifyoufollowmeanymore' kinda look I gave him. I was thinking to myself 'If you don't think you're following me then you're intellectually challenged to understand what FOLLOWING is, cos this IS FOLLOWING you loser'. Goshhh how can people deny what they're doing so obviously??!! Anyways I then kept walking and he wouldn't leave me alone at all. Then he stopped me and asked me something. I had to take off my ear-phones and then he said 'do you live around here?'...I said 'No' (that was a big big lie). And he goes 'oh ok, so do you live in the next suburb?'...I then said 'No'. He goes 'Where do you live' and I said 'I really don't know'...LOL and I put my ear-phones back on and got on an escalator and disappeared real quick. How desperate can some men be? And how can you really bring yourself to follow someone? It's a pathetic mentality. I could have easily got him to follow me further and right into the Police station cos it was really close by.


End Of A Legacy

As most of you suggested 2 weeks ago, I spoke to my friend again (the one who wouldn't talk to me cos I cancelled dinner). After 2 more futile attempts to get her to ring me back (through calls and txts), I finally emailed her asking her if she's punishing me for such a trivial thing and is letting a good friendship end cos of it. Hallelujah she fianlly replied to it! She wrote an email back saying she's not punishing me but she wants a break from being STOOD UP all the time! HELLO did I do that? Hell nah, I let her know that morning itself that I won't be able to make it for dinner and she calls it being 'STOOD UP'. I then sent her the dictionary meaning of being 'STOOD UP', incase she didn't really know what that word meant. I really sent her the meaning of it and told her not to accuse me of something that I didn't do, and if she wants a break from me that it's really fine...cos I too needed a break from her massive life-long WHINGING spree! And I also told her that if she can't understand my situation that day and let go of something that happened about a month ago, then I don't see any point in this friendship either. I told her that I'm done with her. No she has no reason to end this friendship...but I do. She's faithless...I can't afford to have such people in my life. So long my friend.



Happy week ahead dudes and dudettes!



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Cazzie!!! said...

OMG Keshi, ya shoulda gone to the store manager and got the cops love, that could have turned out dangerous lovey, take care ok. :)

SaffronSaris said...

OMG poppy-doll pearl, I totally agree with cazzie. That stalker was creepy. That is no way to approach anyone. Be careful okay?

southpaw said...

I was like WTF how do I tell him to just get out of my face and way. ***He was just trying to find out his long lost sister in ur face....lolz

WRYTER 07 said...

Hi Keshi

I don't think I would have put up with that creep for that long. I likely would be in the government hotel for murder. LOL

As for your former friend, close that chapter and continue your book of life.

Your last post showed just how many friends you have.

Hugs

Bev

Southpaw unplugged said...

Dudette feliz de la semana a continuación...:)

krystyna said...

Hi Keshi!
I did video on my grandson blog.
Thanks a lot! I'm going to read your today's post.

http://kevinek.blogspot.com/

Menchie said...

That was scary! You gotta be careful, next time, ok?

As for that friend of yours, now the ball's in her court. At least you've talked to her already and explained yourself.

WRYTER 07 said...

Hi Keshi

Thanks for the nice words on my blog.

I missed you while I took a break from the world.

I have never considered myself as good-looking.

I fight to keep in shape, and there are times that I think I am losing.

This new guy of mine is the best.

He thinks I'm the best looking creature on earth.

Have to get'm glasses. LOL

Bev

krystyna said...

Very interesting short stories Keshi!
You are happy having such lovely aunt!
I didn't find in my dictonary word "dork". But I know it was very stupit dangerous situation. Thanks everything is OK!
Have a wonderful day!

Anonymous said...

where do u live
I dunno
ROFL
Dear, never give explanations, friends dont need and others wont believe. hope u get my point

Pecos Blue said...

Keshi,

Good on you --next time just give the guy the finger : )

I am sorry about your friend but life is short do not waste time on ones that suck your energy because life is just too short.

Thumbelina said...

Hi Keshi,

I tot wat happened... After i 'disappeared', it was ur turn? LOL!

Glad tat u have company to brighten up ur day... :)

Tat stalker is really creepy, scary & horrifying! I would lead him to the police post if i were u.. It's so dangerous! He may just whip out something to knock u off.. U won't know wat will happen next.. Lucky u, nothing happened!

I've had a bad experience before.. I met a flasher near my school premises.. I was shocked! To shocked to even take bus home.. Just sat at the bus stop & stared for an hour or so.. Until a fren popped by & comforted me.. For the next few days, i kept crying whenever the whole scene comes into my mind... Lucky for me, the guy didnt come & chase me..

While, sometimes we are not always tat lucky... Right? Depends on fate..

Thumbelina

Mumbai Guy said...

Okay, tell me andbe honest. Did you really not like him near you :)

Especially when you say he was good and handsome?

Sophie said...

oh Keshi - perhaps after a bit
you will miss your girlfriend and
I KNOW she will your bright
spirit -

even friends with a little time
apart realize what treasures they
have in each other and you are a treasure!!

you told the story of that fellow
with such humor but I would have
been absoutely terrified.

:)

Shionge said...

Hiya Keshi...missing you and glad to 'see' you :D

Good! Bad! Sad!

Good ~ Good that aunty is coming over, yes I love having relatives over coz it's bonding time.

Bad ~ Bad to have a stalker and if he is really gutsy and he should if he wants to get to know you, do it in a gentlemanly way right? So, that's a bad boy kekekekke....

Sad ~ Sad that this litle girlfriend of yours is so immature and petty. You are really nice to have emailed her again but sadly Keshi, she is not meant to be your friend for life. I am! :D

I am here for life, for your Keshi :D

Aditi said...

glad to have u back.. while i am sure the stalker was actually wierd/scary when it was happening but it was quite funny reading it on here..
specially the part abt not being able to blog from prison keeping u from smothering him... hehe talk abt priorities =)
or him throwing the socks and leaving..oh my god.. what a dork

Margie said...

I Only have like 5 seconds to comment,as I am heading out the door to go visit a sick friend!
Enjoy your aunt's visit!
Take care Sweetie!

Aidan said...

LOts of nutters out there be careful. sorry to hear about your friend but maybe its for the best, she sounds like she has a lot of growing up to do...

I was going to check into your blog to see if you were ok hadnt heard anything from you for a while...

Glad you are ok

Aidan

deepsat said...

some desperado!! next time just swing one over his face!! i cant believe some guys r so desperate!

have a nice week ahead!!

;-))

alex said...

Good week Mayt!

Blessed said...

Hello Miss Kesh!
How freakin' scary!!!!!!
I would have been shaking in my
boots. I am glad he finally left you alone.

Glad your aunt is visiting. I have a favorite aunt too. She use to live in Louisiana but now lives in my state. She is so funny and loves her martinis. I love when they (her husband and her) come to visit my dad (her brother). She is a hoot!!!

Props to you for cutting that so called friend loose.
What a waste of your time and precious energy.
Isn't it wild how we can be so close to someone and then there comes a time when you don't even know them at all!

Hey Keshi,
I don't even know what you do for a living. I don't even know your age. If you want to share that is.......
I hope you have a great week my dear sweet Keshi. Stay safe. It's a big bad crazy world out there.

Fleiger said...

Today I was watching a horror serial in which a lady goes to a mall, and meets a boy who only she can see... When you said the person was talking to the shop assistant, I was at least marginally relieved that you didn't have a ghost-stalker ;)

And he wasn't following you, he was stalking you. So, he was right ;)

BTW, don't be so harsh on your friend. Maybe there was some reason for the outburst...

ektaran said...

Ohh So, your aunt is in town...grttt....Reading your posts about family makes me miss & remember my family...soooooooooo very much...

Ohh man...wat a scary desc of 'The Stalker'...I mean...what was that fellow doing/thinking...

Good that you communicated with your friend..for best/worse..whatever it was meant to be...but, good to end than to drag the whole episode...

musings said...

hey u shudnt have talked to that nut!... u shud have gone to the police station... hugsss..

n about ur friend.. forget her.. we are better off without such people!

lee said...

What a whacko that guy was. That's it -can't get the guys you want, just the ones you don't!! That cracked me up that he threw the socks and kept stalking you -haha. That friend of yours sounds like a bit of a whack job as well to be worried about such a little thing as that -maybe you could match-make this loony pair?? ;).

Jewel Rays said...

lol MR stalker on the prowl eh..:)

I really wonder what was his intention to walk that far and close with ya and claim that he wasn't following . He must have been a nervous wreck when u gave the killer look. lol..

And also who knows he might have want to ask u out but the balls must be shivering inside that he just kept on walking like a bozzo without any sound. :)

cos I too needed a break from her massive life-long WHINGING spree!

I can;t help but chuckle at tht one..:P haha..

Cheers and thanks for the wishes. U have a good week too!!

vinay said...

really liked the socks thingie!!!cool that you took it in a light way!!!and the answer as well.."i rally dnt knw where i live"...hope u reached home safely tat evening!!!!!:))

Shitrint said...

gosh ur hilarious keshi!!

"I felt like smothering him with those black socks right there, but I knew that would make me go to prison and nah I wasn't sure if I could blog from prison."

er...ur such an obsessive compulsive blogger, aint u? ;-)

but i wud be half-scared, half-annoyed and maybe half-amused if i was stalked like that. but really that was one helluva jerk if he had the nerve to ask u directly where u live and all... thank god ur safe!

i think u did the right thing abt ur frend. thye are the ones we expect will understand us... tho i hope she realises and things will be ok between u two!

Neihal said...

I felt like smothering him with those black socks right there, but I knew that would make me go to prison and nah I wasn't sure if I could blog from prison."
hahahahahahaha
silly man, he was.
and abt your friend....I think you r right....there is so much negativity in the world....guess we need to surround ourselves with positive ppl.....and be the same to them :)

Tarun. said...

You not the rat in the snap are u?

Anyways ... I did not miss u r post, I missed commenting it and my net connection did not help me seeing the snaps.

try slide.com

Keshi said...

Caz u sure? I didnt think abt it that seriously but when u said that it cud have turned dangerous, it really got me thinking now.

tnxx! Now Im well-equipped for next time.

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Saffy sweetie ty, I will next time.


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Southy I cud in no way be his long lost sis LOL!

**Dudette feliz de la semana a continuación

Southy I thought u knew I speak only 3 languages and Spanish aint one of em LOL!


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WB Bev I missed u here!


**I likely would be in the government hotel for murder. LOL

LOL hahaha! yeah had he followed me up the escalator, he wud have been pushed down to his Escalatorish death.


U fight to keep in shape with that great great body? I dun even try then LOL!


**He thinks I'm the best looking creature on earth.

well he is VERY right! U r hot hott! :)

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Krys ty I'll check it out soon.


**dork

A dork" is a slang term referring to an idiot. And I just found out it cud be slang for P#NIS too - LOL Im sorry I didnt know that b4 but I think that word fits my stalker.


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Menchie ty sweetie!

yeah if she wants to be my friend again, I'd never hesitate to take her bakk.

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Anony hey!


**Dear, never give explanations, friends dont need and others wont believe

I did u'stand u, ty so much!


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Pecos ty :)

**waste time on ones that suck your energy because life is just too short

thats so true!


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Thumbelina heyy yeah Im still ard :):) HUGGGGGGGGGGZ!


**me.. For the next few days, i kept crying whenever the whole scene comes into my mind

awww it must have been traumatic. Did the Police get him?

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MG heyy!

**Okay, tell me andbe honest. Did you really not like him near you :)

HELL NAH! Being attracted to a decent guy is altogether a different thing. But just cos he was good-looking I can NEVER like a stalker. Yukkk just imagine how sick is mind is.


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Sophie yes it was a bit scary but since it was a crowded street it wasnt all that bad. I knew that he was harmless...I cud just tell.

Abt my friend, o well time will tell. ty sweetie!


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Shionge awww i know ur always here for me HUGGGGGGGGGZ!

Good, Bad n Sad indeed...neat observation there :)


** is really gutsy and he should if he wants to get to know you, do it in a gentlemanly way right?

LOL he wasnt gutsy...cos when I gave him that look he was trembling.


And my friend...I told her she needs to grow up and I dun think she liked it lol!

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Aditi told ya so...he was a certified dork.

and yeah there r certain priorities that keep me away from being a murderer LOL!


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Margie ty so much n HUGGGGGGGGZ! Say Hi to ur friend and hope she gets better soon.


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Aidan she needs to grow up indeed.


**Glad you are ok

aww that was so sweet, tnxx mate!


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yeah Deepz he was a desperately seeking Cameron LOL!


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ty Alex! :)





Keshi.

fergal said...

if that guy thinks that he has a good strategy to meet & attract woman - and it seem he does think that - then i predict he will be doing that to numerous women for many years to come, &/or until he finally realises that it won't work (at least not on all but the most depserate of women!)

~

Keshi said...

Blessed HUGGGGGGGGGGGGZ!

Im sure ur aunt rocks cos just take a look at her niece! :)

btw that guy was creepy but somehow I sensed he wasnt harmless...I cud be wrong but he didn't look like a scary dude. So I just left him at that. Or else I'd have gone straight to the Police station and he'd still be following me rite inside the Police station..and then I'd open the Prison cell door and he'll walk in. He was that dorky.

:) hey ty sweetie!

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Feliger heyy!

** a lady goes to a mall, and meets a boy who only she can see

OMG thats so scary! Was that a movie? which one?

A stalker, a follower - they r all the same :)


Mebbe she has some other reason? Like what Fleiger? Well if she had a reason and want to keep it to herself while mentally torturing me this way, she can do so but Im not gonna continue being her punching bag. Thats for sure :).


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Ektaran d u live far away from ur family? awww...

**but, good to end than to drag the whole episode...

yes thats what i mean. I dun wanna carry this in my head for another 24hrs.

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m000nie HUGGGGGGGGZ!

** u shud have gone to the police station

yeah next time I'll do that...and Im sure he'll follow me straight into the prison even LOL!


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Lee heyy!

**can't get the guys you want, just the ones you don't

ur spot on there! I was thinking to myself why cant the guys I like follow me ard this way? LOL!

yes my friend is a whack-job at the moment. She wasnt like this b4 but I guess she's just lost it. Let her be that way, I really dun care anymore.

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Amy hello sweetie!

**to walk that far and close with ya and claim that he wasn't following

yeah I mean ho wcud he deny that? I think he's seriously whacko.


**And also who knows he might have want to ask u out but the balls must be shivering

HAHAHAHAHA! u come up with some really funny lines Amy :):).


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Hellooo Vinay :)


**i rally dnt knw where i live"...hope u reached home safely tat evening!!

haha yes I did, ty!

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Shitrint heyy sweetie!

yeah and he had the nerve to ask where I lived. cud u believe that???


*are the ones we expect will understand us

so true and that's why I dun 'expect' anything from my friends anymore.


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heyy Neihal ty sweetie!

**I think you r right....there is so much negativity in the world....guess we need to surround ourselves with positive ppl

thats so very true!



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Hey Tarun ty :)


**You not the rat in the snap are u?

I felt like that at the beginning LOL!




Keshi.

priya said...

If he was good and handsome still the hearts beat fast :)) Damn, keshi I wonder how many hearts are missing in your streets...

Keshi said...

Fergal hey hows u?

**&/or until he finally realises that it won't work (at least not on all but the most depserate of women!)

LOL so true.



And if any stalker is reading this post, plz read Fergal's comment. He makes a very valid point there. Just dun stalk women and prove urself a loser.


tnxx mate!


Keshi.

Thumbelina said...

**awww it must have been traumatic.

- Traumatic..? Ermm.. Sort of.. Only saw him bare... Tats all... He didn't do stupid actions... Only "whistled" at me to look at him and go over to him.. I didnt take a 2nd look.. After the first look, i walked away quickly. Didn't dare to run cos afraid he'll chase me from behind...

**Did the Police get him?

- I do not know.. My teacher actually reported to the police & for the next couple of days, there were police cars patrolling around the school.. I remembered seeing him a few weeks later walking along the same stretch of road... I didn't want to do anything to him cos at tat period of time, i was still attending church. I told God to guide him to the right path & stop doing these crap to scare ppl & pleasure himself.. I cried like there was no tml when i attended church after the incident.. Until all my brothers & sisters prayed so hard for me..

While in school, i would suddenly just cry for no reason when my teacher is teaching physics.. (Topic of magnets...& currents.. All the stroking here & there to give the magnet more 'power') I would just cry & run out of the class... The teacher knew wat happened to me, so he just carried on with his class while a few of my classmates comforted me..

Now thinking back, i wondered where tat fellow had disappeared to.. Hope he has stopped doing these crap.. My school is so near the "red light district".. If he is in need, why cant he just go there to pleasure himself... Haiz..

Thumbelina

Margie said...

Before I go to bed I just want to say "Thank you for being such a very special person!!!"
I will tell my friend "hi" next time...I know she would love you!
She is in hospice care now....looks like I will be losing another friend soon.
HUGGGGGGGGGZ back to you Sweetie!

Thumbelina said...

Keshi,

U saw the pics of my pineapple tarts & little Shyen playing with the huge specs?

Thumbelina

desperado said...

"I wasn't sure if I could blog from prison"..you rock girl :D

and dear i would only love to grunge and laugh with you...cause with you i guess there wont be any reason to cry
HUGGZZZZZZZ...keep being Keshi ;)

Silvara said...

OMG - that's both hilarious and very disturbing. I'd have given him my best 'follow-me-any-more-and-you-DIE' look and if that didn't work would have kneed him where it hurts. LOL :D And then ran very fast.

I also think you did the right thing by that friend - if she can't see past a stupid thing like that - well forget it.

Hope you have heaps of fun with your Auntie as well :)

Arz000n said...

Good one there K00kie masta...right on the stalkers face :)

I know todays gals are not the poor and weak kinds...they know how Kung-Fu, Judo Karate, Sumo, tai-chi, Hakka noodles and what not...in short they know how to kick ass, but still the world is full of jerks like the one you mentioned, you just hafta be careful with them.

For a momnet I was like...ohh okie he will be one of your Aussie blogger fan and was stalking you to get your autograph or something....but that bugger was more interested in SOCKS !!!!

Grrrrrr.....

Hehehe...

Have a nice week ahead masta....take care :)

Tohou Lidia said...

Gosh....that guy had a lot of guts! What, did he think he was going to impress you by following you? Your a very smart girl i think! Who knows what would have happenned?

About the friend thing - do you ever feel like your the one constantly keeping the friendship going? I have this feeling with a few of my friends - it's like some of them just don't want to make the effort :( I guess these aren't friends forever!

Do you have many desi shops where you live? I have a few in Canberra but not nearly enough!

-Amy

azuka said...

and not talk to the person? That's creepy!

Princess said...

Hi dear,

Interesting story..
was he cute? lol,
just thought of asking...

Eclipsed Thoughts said...

KAP... how could you let that creep not follow you longer... hehe... i would have brought him home and offered a cup of coffee (with some poison in it)... awww.... no babe... me just being a bit dramatic now... be safe, there might be stalkers moving around...

hmmm... forget that crapp about forgiving and blah blah... you did talk to your fren, if she thinks she should lose frenship even after so many talks, she better give out and you move out of it... u certainly have millions around you. (if you surprised on millions, i mean some of them are yet to meet you)...

hmm... and yes, i did check your "mateship" blog and post a comment on that, looks like the blogger hijacked it on its way to you... lol... nevermind...

have a nice week sweetie, my weekend sucked... didnt go anywhere... wasnt feeling well... enjoy!

Tarun. said...

Could u try going to slide.com and use it to post the mateship post again?

robert said...

Oh dear! Yeah..I can understand what u have gone thru' or rather is undergoing but trust me, friendship is not made of a light glass metal which will break just like that with a little hit...anyways...check out my blog and am sure it would match ur interest!

southpaw said...

Dudette feliz de la semana a continuación***Dudette have a nice week ahead...:)

ok, coming back to the stalker, u shud've shoved ur heels in his throat and then made him say, "Keshi is my beloved sister" 100 times. Thats why i always tell girls to learn some basic defense tactics.

dharmabum said...

i read this quote by virginia woolf recently -
"why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?"

and then u post this. i think men can be really obsessed at times...but what strikes me is, the way u've made a scary story sound even funny. i think u'd be a great person to hang around with - all ur fun and all :)

Kumar Chetan said...

GRRRRR!!!!
My comments are posted as anonymous, I hate blogger

Poo said...

you are very strong girl ;))

u must have slaped that guy there it self for asking you so many questions.... How dare it?

""""""'I'm sorry to bother you, I wasn't following you """""" He was following you!! lair ...his pants and balls on fire .....

Slap him next time if even dare to utter a word and some karate stuff dishoom dishoom!!

Be strong, Take care ;))

trinitystar said...

One has to be careful these days of the goings on of all men ... who do we trust.
Do you think that he may of genuinely liked you and it was just his way of trying to pluck up striking a conversation with you.
Maybe?
Seems like you have had one hell of a week.
hugs for you

Akshay said...

Hmm very interesting.. I would be a much better stalker than that guy if I ever decide to become one. I will have all the spy movies as my guide. Btw what desi movie did you get? I saw Ghost Rider over the weekend.

Wow.. how can you let go of a friendship so easily is beyond me? I know the person acted silly, and blamed you for something you didnt do. But then friends are supposed to be forgive and forget. Anyways.. I am going to shut up right here.. before I face the wrath of Keshi :). Take care and take it easy.

Prashant said...

Thank God, U R saved from teh stranger.......
But seems you enjoyed it also....

God Bless You!!!!

Anonymous said...

, Don't Worry Be Happy -
easy to say when u r happy





i tried to tell Margie dis
i got thrown out on my butt
,

Anonymous said...

Keshi

u can flirt
u dont have to marry every guy dat flirts with u


u cant marry the 100 odd ppl here
Polygamy is not permitted

Anonymous said...

i been stalking TASHA for God nos how long





i tink i ma making some head way

i manged to get my butt wedged in her door now

tkkerouac said...

Well done!

Pranay said...

That was scary. I think you should've asked him what he was doing walking with you as soon as you sensed it.
Sad to hear about you and your friend.
Tc dear.

Homo Escapeons said...

There are two pressure points on the human body that most men aren't anticipating getting struck...they always think nose and nuts...but the throat and knees offer the supreme combination of pain and surprise.

Now if you are really in fear for your life rendering your attacker unable to breath or walk is very helpful.
Be prepared for a wheezing sound like a clogged vacuum cleaner hose if you choose the 'adam's apple' and an awful crunching 'snap' if you take out the knee...knees can go backwards or sideways...but only once.

If these measures seem too excessive nd you don't have a Tazer then PLEASE next time create a scene in front of as many people as possible and seek assistance..
idiots like this twat don't 'do' subtle..they are cowards.

Asha said...

Good to hear about enjoying the company of your aunt!:))

LOL @ the dork.That is if he is a harmless fool but if he is dangerous or something,yeah, let him follow you to the Police station!

Toxic people don't help us in life,remember!!Good riddance.

KK said...

Hola!
Hahahaha funny incident of that guy following you... but if do you really think its his mistake??? the moon also follows you when you go in a car... have you noticed??? :D (Jus Kidding, wat u did was the right thing :))

wallycrawler said...

It's a funny thing about friendships , they change . You grow , they stay the same or visa-versa ! It's best to go on and meet new friends , than to suffer and have nothing in common with old ones .

Love the post !

SamY said...

** G'day mates how's it going?

hey nutty ... that sounds more like the beginning of a letter to me ;)) ... when people used to send snail mails

** Anyways it's Monday now and I'm back in business :-).

there u go ... remember me asking u if blogging was ur business :D ... finally u'd accepted it :p

** A dork started following me on Friday, a real dork.

know what lady ... u shud author a book titles "how to find a dork in 2 minutes" or something like that ... u just seem to be too gud @ all these :D

but I wonder how u put up with him all that while ... proly njoi'n a bit of it /:) hmm?

** and I said 'I really don't know'

ha ha LOL! I didn't know nutty was this witty :D

** And how can you really bring yourself to follow someone?

you can't reason to people who are depraved ;) ... maybe he thought you were someone he knew ... very unlikely that intent tho

** End Of A Legacy

so the drama queen does the honours ;) ... luks like neither of you are willing to make a compromise for the other

I try to point the finger to me (take the blame on myself) even when it ain't my fault ... things work much better that way ;) ... esp when people behave childish and stubborn.

Sanjay said...

Oh man the nerve of that guy. Glad you got rid of him, stay safe ok?
Also thank you for the acknowledgement on the mateship post. I dont think I did anything to deserve that though. :)

Top cat said...

keshi that was frightening, I'm glad to hear it all worked out.
What a dumb ass!
You should've pepper-sprayed him in the face...jerk!
tc

The Phosgene Kid said...

That was me following you. I did go back and buy the socks, they were pretty nice. Just kidding, I coudln't even be mistaken for a South Indian looking guy. Next time you are in the shop, buy some Mace.

You can stand me up anytime you want, I'll still be your friend.

The Phoenix said...

yup, that guy is a stalker.

You should've have walked into that police station!

Contented said...

Quite an incident with that "Guy". and sad to hear about broken friendship with your friend.

Have good time with your aunt..:))

krystyna said...

Hi Keshi!
Thanks for inform about this word.
Really this word fits your stalker.

Best to you!

Jay said...

Keshi .. I know exactly how you feel. I have all these outrageously hot girls follwing me around all the time when I go out. Heck, it's gotten so bad that I end up staying in so much of the time just to avoid them.

uhh .. okay, I'm lying. LOL ;-)

Sorry I was so late getting over here to read your post and comment.

Ghost Particle said...

Keshi!

Its very very tuff to be you! U should have jst wacked him. hemm..did he look good or anything...hemm? i bet hes not hot, coz the hot dude is you know where :P

The next time get a pepper spray.

And yes, friends, friends and friends. U tink they love you too much to be sulking but then its time to move on, the world doesnt stop spinning for people who cant smell the coffee in da morning.

freemorpheme said...

whoa!! this is some post girl! btw was dis meant to be a collection of short stories that grew long :P LOL...btw me back to writing..lemme kwn wht u think of my writing ;)

Autumn Storm said...

Darn near giggled myself into a frenzy at your reasons for not wanting to go to prison - as for the rest of that tale, it was mighty chilling.

Happy Monday, xo

Anonymous said...

It's a funny thing about friendships , they change . You grow , they stay the same or visa-versa ! It's best to go on and meet new friends , than to suffer and have nothing in common with old ones .


Wally has a point there
no point in sticking like glue to a friend of yester year

i have relocated residence so many times, jobs too

i find it funn to make new friends every time


besides my child hood gf's are grand mothers now


i'll be damned if i will sleep with a grandmother

Keshi said...

LOL Priya ur so sweet!


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Thumbelina I saw that cuties pic and I was in awe at her innocence and sweetness. I didnt have enuff time to comment so I left. Anyways I'll be there today :)


Abt that guy who scared ya, well Im glad nuttin serious happened.

**I told God to guide him to the right path & stop doing these crap to scare ppl & pleasure himself.

thats very kind of u. I'd have gone upto him and told him that his certain body parts look really ugly and to stop flashing LOL! U know me dun u :)

But Im glad that ur ok. Thats the most imp thing.

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Margie mwahhhhh!


**Thank you for being such a very special person

right bakk at ya sweetie!

another friend of ur's is gonna die? OMG Margie how d u cope with all this? I mean it must be really hard. I wish I was there to comfort u. Just know that God is doin wuts best for all of us. Just know that He's watching over u and ur friends. HUGGGGGGGGGGGGZ TC!

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hehe Desperado ty!


**...cause with you i guess there wont be any reason to cry


ur sure? cos Im such a cry baby...ask Margie :)

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Silvara ty sweetie!


**if that didn't work would have kneed him where it hurts

LOL Im not skilled in Karate...but I know a bit of the art...I can kick ppl in the right places :)


with my friend, well Im glad u agree with me. There's only so much u cud do to keep the friendship alive...if she doesnt wanna keep it, then Im not gonna beg for it either.

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LOL z000nie mebbe he wanted the black socks to kill me?


** Hakka noodles

LOL ok I didnt know there's such a form of Karate. UI thought Hokka noodles was a type of Asian food ROFL!

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Lidia we have only 2 Desi shops in my suburb. But there's a very Desi area in Sydney that if u go there it looks like ur walking ard in India/Sri Lanka :). We go there sometimes to do our Spice shopping.


**do you ever feel like your the one constantly keeping the friendship going

OMG tell me abt it girl! I always feel like that with some of my friends. They dun make an effort to call even and when I call, they complain that I havent kept in touch! I get so irritated now I dun even call em. I believe that a good friendship dun need any extra effort to keep it alive. I have 2 friends like that. We may not talk for weeks, even months sometimes...but when we meet the next time, we can pick it up from where we left last. Thats what True friendship is.

ty sweetie!

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Azuka heyy!

**and not talk to the person?

wut d u mean?


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hey Aish hows u?


**was he cute?

LOL! okkk to be honest he was cute but that cuteness went down the drain when he acted like a dork and started following me.


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heyy KAP huggggggggggggz! Hope u get better soon. TC.

LOL @poison. Told ya na that I dun wanna go to prison :)


**forget that crapp about forgiving

OMG ty so much for agreeing with me on that. Cos there's always a limit to forgiving too. I mean I did say sorry, kissed her feet so many times asking her to forgive me, called her up so many times etc etc. Wut more can I do? And if she's still not willing to let go, then Im done too.

ty KAP!

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Tarun I dun think I have time to re-do that last post thru Slide.com. But like many ppl suggested, I'd do my next slideshow thru Slide.com. :) ty!



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Robert WC n tnxxx!


**trust me, friendship is not made of a light glass metal which will break just like that with a little hit.

I know that. Thats what I wanted to get thru to her. But she doesnt wanna keep it going and that means I aint gonna cry abt it either.


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Southy aww ty n u too!


**Keshi is my beloved sister

LOL that wud be funny.


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hey Dharma!

**why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?"

thats so true :)

hehe yeah I can be real good company and Im sure u r too.


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Kumar so which one was it? :)



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Poo I can picture u goin Dishoom Dishoom! LOL cute!


** lair ...his pants and balls on fire .....

hahahahahaha! :):)


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heyy Trinity!

**Do you think that he may of genuinely liked you and it was just his way of trying to pluck up striking a conversation with you.

yeah I cud sense that too. Cos he didnt seem like this gangster guy...he was just a boy in lust LOL! thats why I didnt take him to the Police...cos he really seemed harmless. So i just let him go.

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Akshay hellooo :) How r u feeling these days? Better?


**Btw what desi movie did you get?

Woh Lamhe (with subs ofcourse). Was a very good movie. I liked it. Have u seen it?


I heard Ghost Rider was boring?


** how can you let go of a friendship so easily is beyond me?

I didnt let go of it Akshay. She doesnt wanna talk to me anymore. So wut do I do? I have apologised, forgiven, forgotten etc etc...but she's not willing to change. So wut do I do now? Beg for her friendship? After all friendship is not something u wud have to beg for, is it?

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Prashant ty! :)


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Saby heyy!


**u cant marry the 100 odd ppl here

LOL did I say I was gonna marry all of em?

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TKKerouac ty!


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Pranay heyy!


** I think you should've asked him what he was doing walking with you as soon as you sensed it.


well I cud have but when it really happens, usually we give them time to come out with their motive. In reality it takes a bit of time to u'stand their motive and re-act accordingly.


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HE tnxx very much for the valuable tip!


**if you choose the 'adam's apple' and an awful crunching 'snap' if you take out the knee

Im not sure if I cud do that cos u know Im such a wimp when it comes to bashing ppl up hehe. I mean I'd if the need arises to protect myself but to hurt someone's throat? :( LOL I know, I need to be sent to Camp David :):).

Having said all that, I'd never stalk u!!

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ty Asha!

lol yeah he was a super dork cos he's telling me that he aint following me when he was obviously doin it.

yeah my friend can RIP for a while LOL!


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heyy KK hows it goin?


**the moon also follows you when you go in a car

lol ok then! But the moon isnt a dork :):)

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hey Wally hows u?


**It's best to go on and meet new friends , than to suffer and have nothing in common with old ones .

I so agree!


tnxx mate.

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Samy heyy!

**that sounds more like the beginning of a letter to me

LOL awww ur teasing me now ha? First I was a messiah and now Im a letter-writer :):)

Samy nah I didnt enjoy it at all. I wasnr scared but I was highly irritated. He was lust-infested loser EWWWWW!


**... luks like neither of you are willing to make a compromise for the other

ah ah, dun say that I wasnt willing to compromise here. if u read my previous post and this one abt her, u'd know I apologised and called/eamiled/txted her so many times saying sorry etc. She is the one who's not willing to compromise now. friends should learn to let go, especially when what has happened was a trivial matter. If she cant do that, I aint gonna die ova this friendship either.


**I try to point the finger to me (take the blame on myself) even when it ain't my fault

I will never do that...why should I? I mean I know that in this case I was wrong and I did say Sorry to her. But if I wasnt wrong, I, not gonna cop it for the sake of a friendship - that wud be wrong on behalf of my friend too. We shouldnt spoil friends by taking up the blame on us when it's not. Well thats my policy Samy :).


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Sanjay ty!

u didnt do anything to deserve that? awww really u dun have to. but ur friendship here, ur posts, ur comments here etc all have helped me in many ways that u'll never know.

so TY Sanjay!

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Top_Cat heyy ty!


**You should've pepper-sprayed him in the face


I didnt have any with me :( Next time I'll carry one for sure.


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aww Phos I know u'll always be my friend HUGGGGGGGGGGZ!

so that was u stalking me? Well I didnt see any dog with him? ;-)


**Next time you are in the shop, buy some Mace.

I should ha :) ty! but Im not sure if I'd be able to use it cos I'd be terrified of it myself LOL!


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Phoenix I live very close to a Police station...next time I will take him there, intro him to the Police guys and leave:):)

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ty Contented!



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Krys ty!

LOL @dork meaning!


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Hi Jay hows u?


**Heck, it's gotten so bad that I end up staying in so much of the time just to avoid them.

LOL cute.


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Ghosty heyyy!


** bet hes not hot, coz the hot dude is you know where

LOL oyeahhhh cos the hot ones r in Malaysia ha? ;-)


Abt my friend...Im so over her swolen head!

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G'day Morpheme!

**btw was dis meant to be a collection of short stories that grew long :P LOL

LOL yeah it got a bit long as usual :):)


I'll check it out soon, ty!


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Autumn sweetie u scared of stalkers? Im not. I mean if I see a mean-looking gangster, I'd ve VERY scared...but this guy wud have killed himself if I asked him to die...LOL yeah he was that harmless-looking :)

ty n HUGGGGGGGGGGZ!



Keshi.

Dawn....सेहर said...

hmm seemed like many things took place that my sis had to make short stories :D but am sure there will be bigger one with your aunt being around there :D
Family is always family bringing more happiness and closeness :)
Enjoy your best dear...
Take care n Hugggggggggz

Anonymous said...

heyyyy Keshi

i wanted to meet Janice b4 i die
but it was not to be

i told caraf i want to meet her too b4 i die

and dat it better be soon
coz if i die b4
i wud haunt her every night


the same applies to u too
and i no u r scared of ghosts

Anonymous said...

u will be stalked by a ghost then

Anonymous said...

Stalking Behavior:

This web site was entitled "Stalking Behavior" to exemplify that stalking is a set of many behaviors (e.g., telephone harassment, sending unwanted gifts, pursuing, or surveillance). The focus on stalking as a set of behaviors helps to demystify the phenomenon which offers a degree of understanding and control for the observer.

Another aspect of stalking behaviors that needs to be explained is that such behaviors can be produced by individuals with very different backgrounds, motivations, and psychological disorders. In other words, ,a stalker who harbors delusions that the victim is in love with him ,performs behaviors that are often similar to an ex-partner who seeks revenge for being rejected.



i tink TASHA loves me a lott
and she is only being coy

or mebbe she is worried her hubby may castrate me


and then i wud be good for nutting

Anonymous said...

the guy wid the handle bar moustache looks a stalker


WATCH OUT Keshi !

Anonymous said...

on a more serious note
i read stories in the paper here

where the rejected suitor throws hot acid on her face


if i cant have her
no body else will


WATCH OUT for Indians and Bengalis
of course i am not referring to dat Mukerjee bloke


he is stalking some body else
and me


He wants to bash my handsome face to a pulp

Anonymous said...

wats dat black spot on Autumns front?


intriguing


heyy have u heard from dat red indian guy who was annoyed with me ?

and Ori?
where is he ?

Anonymous said...

k-k-k-k-keshi


- SRK in Darr

Keshi said...

Dawny ty sweetie HUGGGGGGGGGGZ!


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Saby tnxx!

**heyy have u heard from dat red indian guy who was annoyed with me ?


who?


Keshi.

Anonymous said...

the guy with a pic of him sitting in a hammock tied to a tree


he finally blurted out dat he is terminal

and i felt like a heel
he wanted to be friends with me

but i told him
kiss my ass first

i regret wat i done to him
i was a real sonovabitch

Anonymous said...

the stalkers song

I want to be I want to be
I want to be with You my love
I want to be with You

I want to move I want to move
I want to move with You my love
I want to move with You

Wherever You go I want to go
Whenever You call my name
I'll leave everything
I will follow You
Wherever You go I want to go
Wherever You lead me Love
I will give my all
I will follow You
Wherever You go

Where You go I will follow
Where You go I will follow
Where You go I will follow
Where You go

awaiting said...

Some people are just so psycho. You should've whipped out a cell phone and turned to him and said, "No, I don't live here, but you can seek residency in the jail because I am so about to call the police."

Keshi said...

I cant rem such a person Saby??

Stalker's Song? Wut d u think Stalking is...a disco party? LOL!

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hahahaha Tash I loved that!


Keshi.

Anonymous said...

dis was actually a lyric to Jesus
i subsituted 'Love' for 'Jesus' and 'Lord'

Anonymous said...

TASHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
u wudnt do dat to me wud u ?



i love u hunny

RamaG said...

hey there...short responses to your short stories :-))

1) its always good to have family around in an alien country. :-)

2) you should've actually walked to the police station and taught him a lesson.

3) well, i'm sure you have a whole lot of more important and better friends than her.

Anonymous said...

Ask Autumn
she used to visit him a lott


made me jealous

Keshi said...

ty Rama ur spot on :)

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Saby I rem now..it's Justin ur talking abt...aww I miss him :(


Keshi.

Anonymous said...

JAADU TERI NAZAR

jaaduu terii nazar khushbuu tera badan... Your glance is magic; your body, fragrance!
tuu haa.n kar yaa naa kar... Whether you agree or deny it,
tuu hai merii kiran... you are mine, Kiran [heroine's name].
jaaduu terii nazar khushbuu tera badan Your glance is magic; your body, fragrance!
tuu haa.n kar yaa naa kar... Whether you agree or deny it,
tuu hai merii kiran... you are mine, Kiran.
mere khwaabo.n kii tasviir hai tuu You are the embodiment [lit.: image] of my dreams;
bekhabar merii taqdiir hai tuu unknowingly, you are my destiny.
mere khwaabo.n kii tasviir hai tuu You are the embodiment of my dreams;
bekhabar merii taqdiir hai tuu unknowingly, you are my destiny.
tuu kisii aur kii ho naa jaana You will not become someone else's.
kuchh bhii kar jaa'uu.nga mai.n diiwaana I'll do anything (to stop that from happening), beloved.
tuu haa.n kar yaa naa kar... Whether you agree or deny it,
tuu hai merii kiran... you are mine, Keshi.
faasale aur kam ho rahe hai.n The distance (between us) is lessening even further;
duur se paas ham ho rahe hai.n from a distance we are growing close.
faasale aur kam ho rahe hai.n The distance (between us) is lessening even further;
duur se paas ham ho rahe hai.n from a distance we are growing close.
maa.ng luu.nga tujhe aasmaan se I will implore the heavens for you;
chhiin luu.nga tujhe is jahaan se I will snatch you away from this world.
tuu haa.n kar yaa naa kar... Whether you agree or deny it,
tuu hai merii kiran... you are mine, Keshi.
jaaduu terii nazar khushbuu tera badan Your glance is magic; your body, fragrance!
tuu haa.n kar yaa naa kar... Whether you agree or deny it,
tuu hai merii kiran... you are mine, Keshi



TU MERE SAMNE

Anonymous said...

Yes JUSTIN
u forget your old pals very fast


u have too damn many friends
when i die u will forget me too

Keshi said...

Saby u big dummy I didnt forget him...when u said a guy in a hammock, well how many bloody blogger guys have a pic like that...quite alot! Even Sudeep had a profile pic like that once. So stop accusin me of forgetting friends. I wont forget the best anyways.

U? yeah I forgot u yesterday.

Keshi.

tkkerouac said...

Thanks for the visit Keshi
you dropped in right while I revealed a true fact about my sister,
Its no joke, its my real family.

Anonymous said...

more lyrics from Darr
with translation too


go here http://www.bollywhat.com/lyrics/darr_lyr.html

Outdoorsy Girl said...

Oh NO! Don't tell me we are both stalker magnets, too! For some reason, Kesh, I have this stalker problem, too. At first, it seems funny, then it turns a little creepy. If it continues, it is down right scary! I'm glad you got away from this jerk!

So I think you made a wise decision to cut your friend off. She is being ridiculous and selfish. You don't need "friends" like that.

tkkerouac said...

lOOK KESHI, I KNOW ITS NICE , SOFT, FLOWERY IN HERE
BUT COME SEE THE POST I JUST MADE ABOUT YOU CALLING MY SISTER A SCENE OUT OF NORBIT!!!

bY THE WAY, DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE ENOUGH COMMENTS!!! LETS MAKE IT 100 NOW GIRL!

tkkerouac said...

OK 100!!!

YOU GET THE MOST CAKE, YOU HAPPY NOW!!!

Anonymous said...

the Indian pyche

DARR the movie starred Sunny Deol as the hero and SRK the villain

but the indian women took SRK as the hero of the movie and shed copious tears when he was shot and killed by Sunny in the end


i was mighty impressed by his performance too

dat was the first movie of SRK i seen


i saw all his movies after dat
i like him better than Tom Cruise and any hollywood star

tkkerouac said...

im joking with you
its a true story
I think its hilarious what you said!

Anonymous said...

heyyyyyyyyy
it aint me

i am not stalking outdoor girl

Keshi said...

TKKero ok girl :)


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Saby can u just stop stalking women here? ty!



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Outdoorsy we r not only jerk magnets but also stalker-magnets...LOL! The coutry wud be scary cos it's lonely n all. TC girl especially cos u travel by urself alot...

my friend? well she's grown really old I think...not physically, just mentally LOL!



Keshi.

Anonymous said...

though i did visit her
but she gave me no lift

tkkerouac said...

PEACE KESHI!
thanks for the idea
LOL

Keshi said...

no worries TK Huggggggggz!

Keshi.

southpaw said...

WATCH OUT for Indians and Bengalis
of course i am not referring to dat Mukerjee bloke


he is stalking some body else
and me


He wants to bash my handsome face to a pulp***Handsome face??????? u want me to laugh at this like Navjot Singh Siddhu?lolz

Keshi said...

LOL Southy who's that Siddhu?


Keshi.

Thumbelina said...

Little Shyen is also 'copying' all our actions & words too! Somehow, she learnt the word "Shit!". Whenever she dropped her things from the PlayPan, High Chair or Sofa, she'll say "Oh Shit!"! All of us wondered, where did she learn tat from??

**thats very kind of u. I'd have gone upto him and told him that his certain body parts look really ugly and to stop flashing LOL! U know me dun u :)

- Yeah! Thinking back.. I was laughing at his actions.. LOL! Why? Cos i recalled tat he has no pubic hair! LOL! When i told my frenz they also laughed. They even said, i should have gone up to him & ask him "why is ur pubic bald? I can comb Armani with mine, urs can't.." LOL!

- I told God tat bcos i really duno wat else to do at tat point of time.. Since my brotheers & sisters said God is Good in all ways, i decided to let Him handle it & lead me away from those bad experiences. :)

**But Im glad that ur ok. Thats the most imp thing.

- Yup! Same to u too!

Thumbelina

Jim said...

Sidhuisms


After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful.
Navjot Singh Sidhu

Age has been the perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
Navjot Singh Sidhu

Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
Navjot Singh Sidhu

As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
Navjot Singh Sidhu

Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt.
Navjot Singh Sidhu

Crowd's gathered outside my home at 3am, and my wife was so worried she called the police, but it was simply jubilant fans congratulating her for marrying a national hero.
Navjot Singh Sidhu

Even a cock crows over his own dunghill.
Navjot Singh Sidhu

Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
Navjot Singh Sidhu

He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
Navjot Singh Sidhu

I am a sepoy and will follow the guidance of my leaders.
Navjot Singh Sidhu

I have seen many ladies displaying different styles and different styles displaying ladies.
Navjot Singh Sidhu

If the heavens throw you dates, you got to keep your mouth open.
Navjot Singh Sidhu

It's like the brooding hen sitting over a china egg.
Navjot Singh Sidhu

Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
Navjot Singh Sidhu

Nothing ventured, nothing gained. And venture belongs to the adventurous.
Navjot Singh Sidhu

One who doesn't throw the dice can never expect to score a six.
Navjot Singh Sidhu

The ball whizzes past like a bumblebee and the Indians are in the sea.
Navjot Singh Sidhu

The cat with gloves catches no mice.
Navjot Singh Sidhu

The gap between the bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car through it!
Navjot Singh Sidhu

The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
Navjot Singh Sidhu

The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
Navjot Singh Sidhu

There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over.
Navjot Singh Sidhu

We are all Adam's children - it's just the skin that makes all the difference.
Navjot Singh Sidhu

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.
Navjot Singh Sidhu

When you are dining with a demon, you got to have a long spoon.
Navjot Singh Sidhu

Wickets are like wives. You never know what to expect from them.
Navjot Singh Sidhu

southpaw said...

Navjot Singh Siddhu was a former Indian cricketer, now a politician and a judge of a stand out comedy show on Star One

starry nights said...

sorry about your friend keshi.That stalker was kind of crazy.you should have led him to the police station.Hope you have a good weekend.bye for now.

southpaw said...

There u go Navjot Singh Siddhu's Siddhuism....:) read them...

southpaw said...

I m sure u must hv had a good laugh reading the siddhuism, there's a book on it...lolz

Jim said...

Navjot Singh Siddhu and Shekhar Suman were the judges in the laffter chaNNEL

Any silly joke and Sidhu wud be in splits

and Shekahar SumaN NOT TICKLED IN THE LEAST wud look at Sidhu kinda queer

suspecting the Sardar is on bhang


Shekahar Suman didnt have a funny bone
the sponsors threw him out

tkkerouac said...

Sorry to break the intelligence Keshi, but do you want to come back and make any fat jokes?

Keshi said...

Thumbelina lil Shyen sounds so darn cute! :):)

haha @bald pubic! LOL ur sooo funny!

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Jim :) ty for the enlightenment.



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Southy now I know :):)



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Starry ty sweetie!


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TK ur wish is my command :)





Keshi.

Anonymous said...

man is not complete until he has seen the baby he has made.
Sammy Davis, Jr.

Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.
Sammy Davis, Jr.

All I really had was my talent. Without that I wouldn't be welcome at the White House.
Sammy Davis, Jr.

Being a star has made it possible for me to get insulted in places where the average Negro could never hope to go and get insulted.
Sammy Davis, Jr.

Being in public with May and the children was too heavy. I was irreversibly tuned in to everyone around us.
Sammy Davis, Jr.

Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not.
Sammy Davis, Jr.

Brilliant. I spend a lifetime making myself recognizable, and I put on a wig to look like my wife. Desperation was my producer.
Sammy Davis, Jr.

Duke Wayne was politically a conservative but he was not a racist.
Sammy Davis, Jr.

During three decades, along all the highways of my youth, Frank had always been there for me.
Sammy Davis, Jr.

Everything Michael Jackson does on stage is exactly right.
Sammy Davis, Jr.

Fame comes with its own standard. A guy who twitches his lips is just another guy with a lip twitch - unless he's Humphrey Bogart.
Sammy Davis, Jr.

For days I lay in bed thinking, Maybe God is finished with me, now get out of here.
Sammy Davis, Jr.

Anonymous said...

Gosh
i didnt no tkkerouac was female


how come she gott a weird name like dat?

ishita said...

hey kesh:)...g'mornin! umm well morning here for me :P

me thinks u shud have given him hell @ stalker...they just get worse u know. I mean once sumone gives it back they wldn't (hopefully) do it again in future. It can be quite a pain na... :(

and as for ur friend...atleast u have d satisfaction of knowing u tried to make it work...and like i told u before, we just outgrow sum relationships...*sigh*

waiting to c u do the tag!! :P

have a lovely time wid ur aunt:)...tk care...have a gr8 day!:)

Perspective Inc. said...

Wow thats one creepy stalker...eecks!!Hope you know how to kickbox girl!!!??!! :)

Anonymous said...

Hey Keshi, Thanks!

By the way, the Giant Prawn Noodles is in my blog already.. HeHe...

Thumbelina

chocolteluva said...

hey keshi,
omg i cant believe that you actually stuck around with that stalker.
id take my headphones off and say in a very stern voice "IS THERE SOMETHING I CAN HELP YOU WITH OR SHOULD I JUST CALL THE COPS"

geez.. patient you are. oh it also always helps you get on the phone call a friend you know will pick up and pretend that person is ure bf - could be a girl, who cares, the stalker doesnt have to know. ;)

Akshay said...

Keshi, I am feeling fine.

No I havent seen Woh Lamhe.. I am not a big fan of hindi movies. I liked Ghost Rider.. I found it interesting since I have never read the comic before.

So lets say the friend decides to come back to you.. she realizes what she did was wrong? Would you take her back?

Keshi said...

Saby just like how u've got a wierd name.

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Ishi Im working on that great tag ;-)


yeah that stalker wud end up in a cell next time for sure.


**and like i told u before, we just outgrow sum relationships

thats so true Ish! Somethings dun last forever.

ty and HUGGGGGGGGGGZ!

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Perspective :) I wish I knew it. But ofcourse I can kick hehehe.



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LOL Thumbelina I'll check it out, tnxx!




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Chocolte ty for the tips!


**IS THERE SOMETHING I CAN HELP YOU WITH OR SHOULD I JUST CALL THE COPS"

hehe I cud have done that ha. Im such a slow brain :):)


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Hi Akshay :)


** she realizes what she did was wrong? Would you take her back?

ofcourse! cos that wud mean she realised that our friendship shouldnt be ova cos of some silly dina date.




Keshi.

AnonymousBlogger said...

Well that stalker story is crazy. If it was late and night, and it was dark out, that story would have actually been scary. I think a lot of girls would have been a bit more worried than you were too.

Too bad about the friend. It's sad that it ended that way. Maybe she will realize the mistake she made and try to re-kindle the friendship again in the future.

Margie said...

Hi Keshi
Thanks for stopping by to see how I am today!
well, it could be better.
But life goes on.
Yes, it is so very hard to know I will be losing another friend.
She is so special, and it just seems so unfair.
I know you would be here to give me comfort if you could...that means so very much to me!!!!
Thank you!!!!
And, I wll be there for my friend to give her comfort.
Life can be so hard at times, but
that is just how it goes.
We just have to be strong!
I send you lots of HUGGGGGGGZ!

visithra said...

humm i wonder how stupid he must be to say he wasnt following u - what an idiot - i once had this guy follow me n i did the excape into a shop - only prob he followed me in - so i screamed at him - worked he left after a while

Damanpreet said...

that must have been a hell of an experience..
this post was a great read... :)

Raghav said...

that stalker incident was creepy, such ppl piss me off

geet said...

Hi keshi,
you know the last part you wrote, it really reminded me of an incident which happened to me abt 2 years back. My take on all this, you should just stay away from caustic relationships, they're no good for your health, and you can do better than have whining friends. !!

*hugs*

Vikas said...

I love such expe...

even i chased once.I chased not one,two but three beautiful girls at a time...

i was in my car and these three where in their car.As i stopped by signal, other car stopped by my side of car at signal.I noticed this three beauties and decided to chase them..i overtaked them twice and agian let them go..and they too were enjoying these....we chased eachtother till the bunglow gate and they entered the bunglow by giving big smile :)
after that we never met again

have nice week..

Take Care
Vikas{V}

Nora said...

But, but Keshi - you said he was GOOD-LOOKING!!! Just kidding. It must've been a frightening experience... but you were in a shopping centre (ppl all around)... and you said he was GOOD-LOOKING!!!
Admit it, throwing the socks aside while the sales asst was still talking is kinda cute...
But you're right - who needs a stalker!

DJ said...

unbelievable chase... :)
the guy must have been suffering from extreme desperation syndrome...

Jeevan said...

All aunties are sweet like yours and mine, i like to spent time with my aunt from my childhood, even i also call her mom as a kid.

the story of Passive 'Stalker is like a scene from movies, glad you are safe from the dork.

pls don't break your friendship for this simple misunderstand, try to meet and talk.

Seema said...

hugsssssss keshiiiii...

Lovely to know that you have something good to look forward too...relatives that we love is rare combi...n u have yr aunt coming over is great...enjoi gal u deserve it every bit !

The stalker was one absolute desp idiot !!!

HEHE this is just u - "I felt like smothering him with those black socks right there, but I knew that would make me go to prison and nah I wasn't sure if I could blog from prison."

Your friend - It was really sad that you loose a good friend to such petty things...you only end up feeling that wish it was not like this even if it had to be !

adi said...

if delhidreams won't come to vivaforever, wud keshi girl stop visitng adi :(

WRYTER 07 said...

Hi keshi

I was just reading through all the comments.

A great group of people here.

Your last comment on my blog got murdered. LOL

Sorry

I know you said I was hot. C'mon girl, you are beautiful. I can only dream of having your skin tone. You are very pretty.

My boyfriend just happens to have the same skin tone. LOL

Sorry u can't have him. LOL

You girl are the total package - beautiful inside and outside.

There are guys out there who would kill for you.


Big Hugs

Bev

P. S'y

LOL I am not writing this in the middle of the night--it is 9:30am, Tuesday.

david santos said...

Hello!
This work is very nice.
thank you

Michelle said...

lol! thats what i do, either listen to music or talk on the phone wen someone's trying to stalk me...hehe u shudve had more fun he was obviously so nervous :P u shudve scared him hehehe and the whole frnd thing...i think i shud do the same...

Meg said...

Hey Baby Girl!

Geez - BE CAREFUL Keshi - you are so beautiful that any crazy out there would want you! (and all those that aren't too :)) Seriously, just be careful !

As far as the friend things goes...you've done what you can. Feel good in knowing that.

Huge Hugs,
Meg

s0ul said...

stalkers are CREEPPPYYY , watch ur back hny.. man, tht was creepy.. i would've rammed him with my shoe or somethg.. haha, very low on patience sweetie.. lolz.

mathew said...

heheheh..i was wondering whether I be stalked by a woman!! :-P

neways be careful bud.

Anonymous said...

the art of seduction

keshi u cud use a few tips
visit my current post


tehre is nutting more seductive than a pallav draped over a plunging neck line

Anonymous said...

i cant stand a guy who is not 6.5 feet tall wearing a handle bar

Anonymous said...

virginity is not a virtue
it only means lack of opportunity

-sidhu

Anonymous said...

i suggested to my girl dat she wear a bikini for all to see


i was quite taken aback when she replied ...

my body i share with my lover only
behind closed doors

FUCK
and she is a blonde from California

Arz000n said...

Hakka noodles can be used to self protection too...
Think you need to visit chinese restaurants and eat lotsa chinese foood..
You can actually strangle someone with properly cooked noodles...
kinda scary...but true :))))

:P fuzzbox said...

A good shot of pepper spray should take care of the dork.

:P fuzzbox said...

A good shot of pepper spray should take care of the dork.

ghee said...

That was scary and funny at the same time Keshi gurl!! I also had the same experience 3 yrs ago at a department store.But my oh my,the guy was just a totally stunning tall hunk!!he followed me everywhere I go obviously after turning him down coz he said he wanted to have a cup of coffee with me,LOL! and he didnt even give up when i introduced him my 2 daughters!!he said they could join us,too!LOL!I think he was form Iran,and he had these pair of cute hazel eyes :)

He totally vanished when we started to leave the place,surprisingly,I found his number written in a piece of paper right down inside my blazer`s pocket,haha!how did he do that?i had no idea :)

better be careful with your beauty,then,Keshi gurl!!

muahhhh!

Keshi said...

AB yeah I hope she realises that n comes bakk.


**I think a lot of girls would have been a bit more worried than you were too.

hehe yeah. But I wasnt too scared cos it was a busy road...I cud have easily screamed and made a big scene :)

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Margie aww ty n HUGGGGGGGGGZ!

I really hope she's ok...I prayed for the sick last nite and I thought of ur friend...



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LOL Visithra I wud have screamed too...if he had followed me home that is :)


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Daman it was a bit creepy yeah...



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Raghav yeah such dudes piss me off big time..they dun scare me as much as they piss me!


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Geet yeah I dun wanna waste my energy on her anymore...if she wants to get bakk I'll take her. But im off any convo right now. Friends can be taxing!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

So Vikas u know where they live rite...so why didnt u drive past there again? :)


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Nora yeah the throwing of the socks was kinda cute haha!


**and you said he was GOOD-LOOKING!!!

LOL okkk I did say that. But that doesnt mean he's any good, unfortunately hehe. Cos his stalking put me off big time. Just imagine how many other girls he must be chasing like this? :)

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DJ heyy!

**suffering from extreme desperation syndrome...

LOL yeah he seemed like that.


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Jeevan thats sweet u call ur aunt Mum...so sweet!


yeah that guy was a lunatic. He cud have easily been someone from a pyscho movie.



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Seema ty sweetie!

o well abt my friend...let time and destiny decide it :)

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Adi aww I'll b there soon!



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Bev u crazy chick wht did u axe my comment woman? COS U R REALLY HOT! Ask any guy here. ok I'll do that soon :)


**Sorry u can't have him

o well if I pay u a visit mebbe I cud get a glance of him? ;-)


men wud die for me? which one? LOL! U drunk babez?


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David tnxx mate!



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Michi heyyy!

LOL I did make him feel dumb..does that count? :)


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Meggzy ty MWAHHHHH!

well come to think of it, only crazy dudes seem to stalk me ard LOL!



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boy o boy I'd neva stalk Purnima...even if I turn les. LOL! Cos u'd beat me up blak n blu with ur shu hehe.


**i would've rammed him with my shoe or somethg

well I cant do that kinda stuff w.o. him attacking me or anything..u know wut I mean...I mean ova here even thieves can sue ya for being bashed up even if it was for self-defense LOL!


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Matty u wanna b stalked by a woman? ok imagine someone like Glen Close from Fatal Attraction stalking u for life? Im sure u dropped that thought already LOL!


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Saby I dun need no seduction classes...I have it in my blood ok? LOL!


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z000nie heyyy hows u? :)


**You can actually strangle someone with properly cooked noodles

hahahahaha! u mean how hard muffins baked by Keshi can kill someone? LOL!


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Fuzzy Im hoping someone wud buy me Pepper spray :)



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Ghee omg thats a creepy story! So was his daughters ard?


** found his number written in a piece of paper right down inside my blazer`s pocket,

HUH?? How did he do that OMG! thats really scary. eeeeeeeeeee!

:(


Keshi.

Anonymous said...

***QUESTION FROM A WOMAN***

Hi,

I read some of your articles that I found very
interesting. My brother shows me it and tell me a
lot of things that he had learned. But I used to
ask him, what can I do to attract man. He suggest
me to ask you, maybe you can give me some advice
or show me a good link for women.

For about 13 years, I was part of a very strict
religion. Now I'm out of it. I'm 28 years old and
still virgin. I feel very naive about
relationships and sex and I'm looking for good
advices about these topics. Which web sites would
you recommend me? Is your program going to help a
female? I would really appreciate your help.

Thanks in advance.

D.

>>>MY COMMENTS:

Well, if you want to get the virginity thing
handled, just go out any night to any bar in any
town and walk up to any guy and say "Hi, would you
like to have sex?"

It goes without saying that you'll want to use
protection, but as a woman I don't think you're
going to have much of a problem meeting a willing
man!

lol...

southpaw said...

The old goan prick seems to hv lost it again.....

Vikas said...

i did know where they live...but i did not feel comfor to chase them near their house....coz it would effect my dads reputation in the city...coz every one knows me very well....

Anonymous said...

saby's an ass.

Keshi said...

Saby ur a bad advisor LOL!

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Southy was Saby ever sane?



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Vikas I get it :) Ur a good guy.




Keshi.

--Sunrise-- said...

LOL Keshi - sorry to laugh in such a serious situation - but what was the guy thinking??!!! "I'm sorry to bother you, I wasn't following you if that's what you were thinking...".... bahahahaa...!! Oh dear..

I have had a stalking/staring experience too... with the same guy!!! It was crazy.. luckily, I haven't seen him since the past couple of times... goodness knows what I will do if I see him again (freak out would be on the list of priorities lol)...!!

Keshi said...

Sunrise thats why I called him a dork...lol!


**freak out would be on the list of priorities

hahahahaha!



Keshi.