Monday, February 5

D' Ya Think I'm Sexaaay?

Yeah it's him asking you. What do you think ha? Sexy or should it be fatal? Anyways call me mental, I laugh alot. I like to laugh and I see the funny side of even the most traumatic situations (like the Trauma that is in this first pic). Seriously why would anyone wanna put themselves through that? Anyways when I laugh I feel great and relaxed. When I laugh I forget my blues and I feel the world is a wonderful place even if it still has alot of super idiots. I laugh at those idiots too cos cmon they are laughable LOL! Anyways, just yesterday I was laughing like a maniac at some silly joke someone said and then I realised I ran out of breath. So I was trying hard to stop laughing but my body wouldn't let me stop it. For a moment I thought I was going to die laughing and that that 'Laughter is the best medicine' quote was wrong and it should be re-phrased to 'Laughter is the easiest method of suicide' (yeah I was thinkling of all that while nearly seeing the 'other' side). But nah I came back to life cos I could eventually gather myself and stop laughing somehow hehe.

So what are few things that make me laugh:

**Dead bodies in sunnies. Have you ever seen them? I have. In Bev's blog where she once posted a pic of an old lady who died but had glasses on inside the coffin. LOL I know I shouldn't be laughing cos that was a true story but who could resist rolling on the floor laughing when they see something like that. Why would a dead body need sun-glasses? To sun-bake in 'heavenly' beaches?

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Dirty old men paying alot of money to get married to younger women (trophy wives) and then dying in these women's arms, perhaps after just 3months of marriage - having written off everything to their sweet hearts, who will then use it to their hearts delight - with so many younger men ofocurse! What a joke you mental sex-crazy senior citizens! If all you need is a pair of boobs to hang on to, get blow-up ones and save your money for your families or give it to the state for some real need.

**People who are nowhere close to sexy even when compared to Abu Bakar Basheer, but try hard to be. Like the pic of Steve in that blinding Spidey suit that Tasha had on her blog. OMG he looked revolting, somewhat like Spiderman-gone-mental. After seeing that pic I was laughing for like 3hrs! Seriously I can recall that pic anytime to make me feel better, even if Im in the middle of a nasty accident that cripples me for life. Go to Tasha's blog if you wanna see his pic but be prepared to go to rehab after that. Steve's pic will get me through toughest times for sure.


**Suicide terrorists. They make me laugh cos they strap bombs around them to kill people but they wouldn't even be around to see what happens. They just die and then what? What if he was the only one who died? What a grand idiot. I reckon such people haven't met their embryonic needs..simple as that.

**Bin-Laden type of mountain dwellers who's missing out on all the fun of city life. I mean who wants to live in creepy dungeons, with long beards, stinky clothes and unclean food/water, when you can have a ball over here. Don't Bin Laden miss Levis jeans, Rock music, Blogging, lamb roast and regular flat-whites? WTH!


**People who blindly follow tradition. Here's an example of such a person. I know a lady who prays everyday...and what does she ask for from God (yes she asks for things from God!). And worse, she asks for MONEY! And if that's not enough, she's a gossip queen and quite a mean one too. I just laugh and laugh and laugh... ... ..LMFAO! I think even God must have been admitted into the hospital Laughing His Divine Ass Off.


**People who ask dorky questions. Such as meeting at the mall and asking 'Are you shopping?'. What esle would you be doing at the mall, cooking lunch? I mean cmon! And there are some others who ask hideous questions such as 'When are you getting married?'. I feel like saying 'I'll be getting married tomorrow but there's one problem...there'll be no groom, just a wedding party for the sake of it and you'll be the pole-dancer and the pole would have full of pointy thorns that when pricked passes poison into your blood stream..would you like to come?'.

**I'm sorry but sometimes I can't stop laughing at certain accents. I know I'm not perfect but then there are some people who just make you laugh cos of the way they pronounce certain English words. Such as 'Ungle' for 'Uncle'. There are also some people who say 'Paarchus' for 'Purchase'. And once this woman said to me that she was 'Bregmant'. And I didn't know WTH she was talking about - I thought that must be where she comes from. Later on when she mentioned about having her first baby, I realised that what she meant was that she's 'Pregnant' - HALLELUJAH! And there was a friend of mine who says 'Oooltra sound' for 'Ultra sound'. LOL Im sorry folks but I can't help laughing at such words. Call me mean but I'm programmed to laugh at funny things. But that doesn't mean I make fun of them. There's a difference.


**People with strange hairstyles. Mann there was this guy on the train the other day, and he had hair like Siberia. It was that big. He looked like he hadn't had a haircut in 90yrs or so, but he looked only about 25yrs old (how could that be). Anyways, that hair sure was going South-West and needed to be chopped off before he couldn't get through his own door.


**Myself. I laugh alot at myself cos I'm laughable, just like anyone else is. I can be pretty stupid at times. Once I was wearing a pair of sexy boots and walking down the street strutting my stuff, feeling glamorous and hot etc etc, and then ***WOOOOSH*** all of a sudden I was on the ground nursing my very bloody knee. I went home looking like a train-wreck. Once I fell off a chair when I didn't have to. I just wanted to see if I could balance my body while lifting the chair off the floor while seated. THUDDDD! I fell down and hurt my back real bad. One bright sunny day I nearly got run over by a truck cos I just thought it would stop for me until I crossed the road, just like that hehe. And just today I hit my colleague's cabin wall only cos I was staring at that Bon-Jovi look alike colleague in our office as I was going to get some coffee. He didn't see me hitting the wall but I felt really stupid and then I laughed and laughed and laughed in the kitchen. Well he's married but hey who said you can't look!


Anyways, I'm as crazy as any person out there is. We are all laughable in our own unique ways and we should all laugh often. Laughter is the best medicine indeed and it's free...so use it to your health's delight.

Ok apart from Keshi's There's-Life-On-Pluto kinda sex life, what else makes you Laugh Your Sexy Ass Off?


HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAREST DARLING FRIEND UTTARA! MWAHHHHZ and HUGGGGGGGZ! This post is dedicated to you Uttsy so you can laugh all day today :). And today's music is dedicated especially for ya baby, have a good one and you know I JUST LOVE THE BEAUTIFUL SOUL THAT YOU ARE! You're a rare, extremely beautiful and precious butterfly that makes my life worthwhile. THANK YOU for being you. May all your sweetest dreams and beautiful wishes come true!



Current Music: Can't Get You Outta My Head by Kylie Minogue

128 Cranium Signets:

SaffronSaris said...

That Uttara in the picture?
Happy Birthday, Uttara!!
:)

uttara said...

AM I FIRST?????
:D:D:D:D:D:D:

awwwwwwwww
thank uuuuuuuuu sooooooooooo much for the sweet sweet wishes hun ...
muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZ

Anonymous said...

i am not that dirty a DOM
i wudnt pay





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and TASHA didnt ask

uttara said...

OMGGGGGGGGG keshi u have put my deceptive pic there... lol ty ty ty ...:)


n hey thats a beautifullllllll songgggg

gosh am soo happy 2de.. am getting quite amount of surprises since yesterday.. awwwwwwwwww

hugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggz
wish u wer here muaaaaaaaaaah

ps: i shall come bk with my comments on the post very soooooooon

Anonymous said...

Happy bday Uttara


cudnt u get a betta pic Keshi !
i cant see her chest

Anonymous said...

i get turned on by funny girls
e.g Goldie Hawn, Barbara Streisland, Uttara, Keshi, TASHA, Cara .......


hope she dont see dis
i better be carafull

Keshi said...

Saffy yep thats pretty Uttsy who's one of the very few greatest girls I've ever met!

ty!

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Uttsy awww u aint first but heyy ur 2nd :) HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ!

Twas nice talkin to u this morning. Hope u have a great day ahead. Yeah I wish I was in Mumbai too...so that we can go out tonite and celebrate ur bday...how nice that wud be!

yep I luv that pic of ur's...u look absolutely beautiful and serene in that pic!


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Saby I have more pics of Uttara but this is my fav :)



Keshi.

southpaw said...

Phew!!!thats a looooooooooong post, loved the second pic...

You're a rare, extremely beautiful and precious butterfly that makes my life worthwhile.***Indeed she is...

Happy birthday....:)

uttara said...

yeahi read ur post.. n i was like LMAO early morning..lollllllllll


and u know am soo famous amongst everyone not only to crack my stupidest jokes n make them laugh.. cos it really makes u forget ur griefs.. :) n yeah u should see me n kavitha( ma frnd) we both laugh more sooo much ..OMGG
i still rem my mom n her mom saying wat u guys talk soo much n always do kikikikiki...lol n we ourselves donno wat we upto u see:D

the best part is we can communicate with our eyes... n go HAHHAHAHA n once we actually embaressed my frnd by doing this.. i still laugh wen i think abt that day.. he is like " WTF is going on.. hahahah"

n yeah u also know max times wen i write lol ..its not just lol but i do laugh like one ..hehhehe

thankx again

it was simply wonderfullllllllllll talking with u after agesssssssssss
thanx for making my day baby

hugggggggggggggggz

Menchie said...

My kids and hubby make me laugh. ANd myself too.

One time I was walking around this posh mall in my black platform havaianas with my hubby when I suddenly disappeared and ended up on the floor. Couldn't stop laughing as my hubby tried to haul me up from the floor.

Anonymous said...

Uttara is a mumbai girl??
gimme her fone no.

so i can wish her in person
and get to hear her voice too

uttara said...

@saffronsaris..

thankuuu :) yeah thats my deceptive pic ;)

lol

uttara said...

saby..
thanx for the wishes..

as if u never knew am from mumbai...:p n if u wanna talk with me ask me my no. y u aasking keshi??

uttara said...

raj...


**You're a rare, extremely beautiful and precious butterfly that makes my life worthwhile.***Indeed she is...

awwwwww u r way too kind
hugggggggz n thanx once again
:):):)

Cazzie!!! said...

Happy Birthday Uttara, lovely girl, I hope you have a blessed day with all those you love around you :)
Heya Keshi, you and I, we be sent to the funny farm coz we both giggle at eveything, you and I :)
It is true, I make my patients laugh, they feel better, unless they have had an operation on their tummy and have stitches :(

Thumbelina said...

Keshi,

It's so wonderful to 'feel' ur happiness & laughter.. :)

Laughter is free & it brings smiles to almost everyone.

I also love to smile & laugh. To smile is better than frown.. So, i chose to smile more ^o^

Love to watch those comedies & funny movies. It really brightens up my day even i have a bad start for the day. Laughther is such a wonderful 'medicine' which brings happiness to each & everyone of us & we do not have to "pay in $$ " to 'buy' laughter...

**Laughter is FREE**

But again, nothing is free... Laughing too much strains our muscle too much & sometimes i feel crampy.. Sometimes, it makes my jaws so 'tired' after laughing so much... Sometimes it make my cheekbones so sore after lifting them up for too long.. HaHa...

^_^ Thumbelina

Coco said...

Happy Birthday Uttara!! : )

Keshi, I love how each time I come to visit, you have different music... : )

stupid things people do make me laugh (sometimes)

Have a wonderful week : )

Take Care,
Coco

Cazzie!!! said...

Oh, I forgot to say, I WANT that number plate, I PMSL at that one Keshi :)

Sujit said...

very funny list :).. yeah with laugh you can make other also laugh :)..! happy b'day to uttara :)... hey wheres you email id?...

Kumar Chetan said...

me love to laugh, I have been declared funny, It hurts some time when you are called funny but 90% times I am happy. Keep smiling u never know when u will be out of this world.

The Phosgene Kid said...

Hi Keshi!!

Did the dude in the first picture lose a bet or fall asleep in the barber's chair? What a mutant.

How was your weekend???

WRYTER PRODUCTIONS/WRYTER 07 said...

Hi Keshi

That first pic--is it you in the morning after the night before??

I forgot about that pic of the dead lady with the shades. LOL

She was a cool gal in more ways than one.

I know a gal who laughs at people throwing up--puking-upchucking--get the picture. LOL

We are both slut book writers. LOL


The weather here is beyond cold, with high winds and snow. Your side of the world is beyond hot.

Have a good one uttara!

If that is a pic of her, she looks great for a gal in her fifties. Joking of course!! LOL

That is how old Keshi is. It is surprising what embalming fluid will do. LOL

That dude in the pic looks dead.

Hey, give me a break. I have no voice because of this throat thingy I get--so I'm counting this as talk time. LOL

Hugs

Bev

Silvara said...

LOL...I laugh at most inappropriate things and love a good lame joke. My sis gets so mad at me because I'll laugh at something/someone and then SHE can't stop as well. Like an ample bottom walking past and me singing a song (I like big butts lol) and then the person turning around and seeing us both laughing lol.

Happy B'day to Uttara!! Best wishes for your special day... :D

Dalicia said...

don't laugh too hard :) looks like you're promoting uttara ahahhahaha

azuka said...

Lol Keshi. You're crazy, that's for sure.

Laughter is good for the soul. I wish I could laugh at everything the way you do. I've been told I'm too serious...

Aditi said...

u're hilarious... i am not sure if some of those things woulda been funny to me.. but i am glad u can laugh at so amny things in life.. its important.. touchwood..
i do remember laughing so hard i thought i was going to explode and being unable to stop.. ahh the good old days...
neways happy bday uttara

priya said...

Good wishes to your friend Uttara..

I have seen a car plate in US as " poda dai", and had a good laugh. How creative ppl' are..

Oldmen love younger and young men love older ones. Dman whatz the reverse psychology?? Money/fame may be...
Regarding accent, I think its their dialect and what language they wud have spoken before moving abroad. Its not easy for people even if they live their entire life in a different country,they never change it.

Funny pictures and a different post keshi.

Vivhyd said...

Uttara's pic looks the best among all in the post :p.. happy bday to her.. ur post made a good read as always.. and sure some of them were funny.. laughter is the best medicine isnt it.. some of us strive to be funny, some are naturally funny.. some make a fool of themselves and make others laugh.. hmm..

Lera said...

Birthday wishes to your Friend! Btw,Keshi dear where did you find these funny pictures,they seem to be all over the place..:)

Keshi said...

Southy hey ty!

So u didnt read the post? ok then, I'll try to write shorter posts next time.

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LOL Uttsy I can imagine u and Kavi laughing all the time...haha cute!


Have a wonderful day today ok? MWAHHHH! I see that many men r writing poems for u today...ooo lala ;-)


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LOL Menchie Im sorry to laugh at ya but it's really funny that u said that u suddenly disappeard :):)


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Saby yeah u know Uttsy is from Mumbai u silly!

I wont give her number to ya...Im not a telephone directory LOL!

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LOL Caz yeah we'd def be sent away to the funny farms!


**It is true, I make my patients laugh

awww how sweet! I had a similar experience last weekend..and I thought of u then. I'll write abt it soon.

OMG yeah I want that number plate too...I'd prolly have PO in it...which ofcourse stands of PISS OFF :)

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Thumbelina ur so sweet, ty!

OMG I love comedies too...good ones like Ben Stiller and Austin Powers ones :)

yeah I nearly died laughing yday...it can come with a cost LOL!

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Coco yeah stupid ppl need a sign ha...like 'Im stupid'. That way we'll be informed early enough hehe.


ty!

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Sujit hey ty!

U wanted my email? aww sorry! here it is:

kajole at hotmail dot com

:)

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hey Kumar thats great :)


**Keep smiling u never know when u will be out of this world.

we have a very emotional Kumar today...awwww thats so true and HUGGGGGGGGGGZ!


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heyya Phos!


**Did the dude in the first picture lose a bet or fall asleep in the barber's chair? What a mutant.


LOL hahahaha! Na he was voted as one of the sexiest BEASTS on Earth - go figure :):)


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Bev u crack me up girl!


**That first pic--is it you in the morning after the night before??

na thats a pic of me when theres no toilet paper left. LOL!


**I forgot about that pic of the dead lady with the shades. LOL

LOL I was lookin for that pic to put it up here and I didnt have it :(


**She was a cool gal in more ways than one.

I think so...awww...


**I know a gal who laughs at people throwing up--puking-upchucking--get the picture. LOL

LOL OMG!


**We are both slut book writers. LOL

hahaha!


**The weather here is beyond cold, with high winds and snow. Your side of the world is beyond hot.

its not too bad here...kinda Springy weather today.


*If that is a pic of her, she looks great for a gal in her fifties. Joking of course!! LOL

U betta be!! :):) She's a sweetie isnt she!


**That is how old Keshi is. It is surprising what embalming fluid will do. LOL

HAHAHA! If I hit 50, wud I be bloggin? hmmmm if Im single yes :)


**That dude in the pic looks dead.

LOL which one? Anna Nicole's baby boy?


**Hey, give me a break. I have no voice because of this throat thingy I get--so I'm counting this as talk time. LOL

LOL poor babeh! I get that too and thats the time my mum is soo happy :):)

ty Bev n hey get better soon!


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Silvara heyy hows u sweetie?


** Like an ample bottom walking past and me singing a song (I like big butts lol) and then the person turning around and seeing us both laughing lol.


LOL haha u funny girl!


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Dalicia LOL na Uttsy isnt a tub of yoghurt to be promoted :):) Tho she is really sweeeeeeeeeeet!


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Azuka how can u be so serious...I mean life is short - laugh it off mate! :)


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Aditi there r times I cant laugh too...like when I fell down the other day :) but when I think back those moments, it makes me laugh now LOL!


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Priya hey thats a neat number plate :)

Not all younger men like older women hehehe.

yeah I know it's their mother tongue that makes ppl come up with crazy-sounding English words :) I didnt mean to make fun of them...just those words only hehehe.

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Yes Viv thats why I put Uttsy's pic at the bottom...cos after all those mad pics, her face is refreshing, beautiful and so warm!

:) tnxxx!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Lera!

I find these pics from the net...sometimes I get em from FW emails that friends sent to me :)

Keshi.

Jewel Rays said...

:) Thats nice...

Happy b-day Uttara..

Many happy returns of the day!!

Cheers!

Sugarlips said...

Happy birthday Uttara!!
Have lots of laughs and fun on your special day :)

Stay Beautiful...!!

Kumar Chetan said...

What, me Worry?
I mean
What, me emoSHnal??

Keshi said...

ty Amy :)

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ty Suga!


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hehe Kumar :):)




Keshi.

Thumbelina said...

Keshi,

Thank u!

Yeah, i like Ben Stiller too!

Night at the Museum, he is so funny.. Esp when no one believes watever he talked abt... So funny! So cute!

I also like him voicing for Madagascar - Voice of Alex, the Lion...

The list goes on & on if i continue abt his movies...

He is so so funny! Brightens up my day even when i look at the pics of the movies he starred in..

Thumbelina

P/S: Just updated my blog.. HeHe..

Aidan said...

The absurdity of existence makes me laugh... Bad puns and Cult british comedies as well.

I think you do have to laugh at yourself, if you take it all too seriously you wont enjoy the life you have.

Akshay said...

First of all Happy Birthday Uttara.

Now even I like laughing at myself, something like you hitting the wall while "looking" at your colleague has happened to me also. I was on the street riding my bicycle and I saw this girl walk down the street.. and I just kept staring at her and didnt realise that there was a pothole. And then.. bam.. I fell down and she started laughing and I had a very embarassed look on my face.. but now when I look back at it.. I realise it is funny.. have a good week Keshi

Keshi said...

Thumbelina I love the movie Madagascar and yeah Alex's voice was so cute!

:)

I'll check ur blog soon ty!

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Heyy Aidan!


**The absurdity of existence makes me laugh... Bad puns and Cult british comedies as well.

LOL good ones!


I too am serious sometimes...but only for like 5mins hehe.



Keshi.

Neihal said...

Happy Birthday to your Friend Uttara (nice name)
:)

Keshi said...

HAHAHA Akshay! Im sorry that u fell down but its so funny :):) It must have been pretty embarassing cos it happened infront of that girl :(

Once one of my cuzn bros was sitting on this plastic chair at a family party and the chair broke all of a sudden cos it slipped on the floor, and he suddenly fell down with the chair in front of everyone. I laughed n laughed in front of him while holding his hand and trying to save his butt from bruising LOL!

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Neihal ty!



Keshi.

Akshay said...

oh well.. she wasnt as nice as you were.. atleast you helped your cuz to get up.. here nothing..

Keshi said...

she's a meanie Akshay LOL!


Keshi.

deepsat said...

cant deny on the laughing aspect of life!! its easy, contagious and absolutely healthy!!

"Dirty old men paying alot of money to get married to younger women" - for one that old fellow must have seen heaven before dying!! LOL!!

keep smiling & keep walking!!

;-))

Neers said...

Keshh... dearied... you sure are so funny!! hey, been a long time... how have you been, sweets??

Twisted DNA said...

Nice post. Humor is something I can't live without. Every thing in life, including myself, makes me laugh!

I just wanted to see if I could balance my body while lifting the chair off the floor while seated.
ROFL! That is way too funny. (And I am not going to mention that I did the same thing once ;)

PrAcHi said...

Hahaha.. I laughed a lot at ur post :D. I also laughed last time when u told me about position 99 :D..
Oh my god.. Me too very famous for my laughter.. Many a times my friends remind me that I am in the office or at some public place. Bcs I laugh very loudly. But what to do rey.. I can’t controll!

Vikas said...

=)) =)) =)) =))

you are funny keshi!

well even i too laugh a lot and sometimes i have been adrressed MAD...but i don't mind..

daily routine incidents make me laugh :)

let me share one incident with you.Once i was going to nariman point by train. As i entered in to station , i saw train on platform .So i rushed and got in to train.Train was already about to leave..When i entered in to the coach ,what i see is i was in ladies coach :((..(here ladies and gents first class coach are next to each other)...
but at time i thing to leave the coach train was at its speed...all ladies started to scream at me...one sec i felt as if i have entered in ladies toilet :-P...any ways i managed and changed to coach in next station..but this incident made me laugh for many days..and even today i think of it ,i simply laugh..........

even when girl wear short t-shirt and jeans..and keep on pulling the t-shirt to cover their undies ;)....evn this make me laugh a lot....

Birthday wishes to Uttara !!!!

Take Care
Vikas{V}

Poo said...

UTTARA happy Bthday :) Have a blast;)))

Keshi....such a sweet post, will you write for me also ;) hehehehe My bthday is on Guess!!!! 3 secs

April 1st ....ok stop laughing now ;> when is ur bthday???

I love to laugh and make also make others laugh ;)) you know there are lots of weird people around us ..we need to handle them with CARE (being sarcastic here)

hugggggggzzzzz take care and keep smiling alwayssssss

kavya said...

Happy b'day to Uttara!!

Seema said...

LOL...thanx for this laugher dose for the day !!!
You've put on choicest pics too !!
Laughter is something that changes the whole universe around you...its so addictive too !

Hope you had a rocking weekend !

LOTSA Wishes to Uttara...lovely photograph of hers u've put on !

Ekta said...

hhahah!
Now am laughing after reading ur post!!
And hey happy bday uttsy baby! hope u have a fab day!

shammu... said...

haha!!that was a great post!!
i laugh alot...alot...without caring of the time n place n the ppl around me, one f the reasons why i hve been labelled as weird by 'normal' people..:) :)
i laugh out whn the ppl sittin in the next room/near me..are whispersing to each other,but in a manner that i can also hear!!how dumb!!!and i laugh :) :)
and in orkut thre r sme lame ppl wid fake profiles such as m the prophet of God,and so whn u come in here alwys say smethin n somethin!!!!!!wondeful joke!!have u seen that? if u hvent i am sure u wil be laughin 2 much whn u see that :)
and lots more situations like that..and i laugh at myself too..whn i think f al the crazy things i hve done n still doing, i cant help but laugh at myself :) :)
and yeah,i laugh whn i feel am alone,thts my way of tellin my self "u arent alone"
thanks for this great post Keshi!!this s the 1st thing i read today morning or aftrnoon i shudsay (its 2:00pm n i wok up jst nw :):) ]and i laughed alot readin it!!!!!
take care!

..shammu!

p.s...i dont know Utara,but stiil a very happy b'day2 her..
and i doubt if the comment has been duplicated,cos my pc got stuck in b/w..sorry if it has been!

Cheesemeister said...

Well, I do have to laugh at myself with all my problems, including the Slack Bladder. I pretty well don't find obesity amusing, however, number one being someone who suffers from the condition and number two, because there are a myriad of reasons behind it both psychological and physiological. I saw a program on the health channel about this man who weighed over 700 pounds. He was a sweet guy but even one of his friends said that he was scared as hell of life. He wasn't even 40 years old when he died from complications of his condition. Sorry, didn't mean to get so "heavy." I have a number of humor blogs because literally, laughing at shit is the only reason I haven't blown my brains out in this effed up life.

krystyna said...

Hi Keshi!
I couldn't stop lauging too! Thanks!
Happy Birthday Uttara!

All the best, Keshi!

(my English raises a laugh too)

lee said...

What makes me laugh? Watching Michael Palin and the other members of Monty Python as well. Oh, also Tim Brooke-Taylor from The Goodies. And you always bring a smile to my face as well, keshi :).

Anonymous said...

Wats your style no.?
wats your bra size no.?




wats your mobile no. UTTARA?
-Saby Govinda

Ganesh Ranganathan said...

Happy birthday to your friend...

And great laughable post...

ishita said...

that's a pretty pic of uttara:)...!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY sweetie...lolz..I think i've lost count of how often i've said that since midnite :P

kesh...i wrote to you...hope that helps in sorting out stuff...will luk out for ur reply...

*huggs*...and stay happy! ishi

Asha said...

Happy B'day to her!!:))

LOL! Great pics and write up.I don't think Bin Ladin is alive,so I bet he won't miss any while himself on the skewers burning in Hell!!;D

I think that guy is sexy in his own way,why not?!That's HIS style!!;D

Sanjay said...

Interesting the things you laugh at :)

Sanjay said...

And happy b'day to Uttara.

Shitrint said...

Happy Birthday to ur friend Uttara! :)

thats a nice post keshi and the one where "dirty old men crave to have younger wives" was one of the most funny ones! ;)

oh yeah and abt the dream, well i doubt whther ud belive me but i cud pretty much make a mental image of u from the pics of urself that u have posted. and i saw that u were with this fair, handsome, tall guy, (looked indian to me) sitting on a sofa. and well the guy was glowering at me coz i was arnd and i guess he wanted me to be off. so u two obviously can be together...

i guess its not much of a surprise that i dreamt such a thing coz of all the things that u post on the many diff topics, the ones where ur looking for a soul mate/ partner/ companion stick with me most!
take care!

Yashita said...

God! the first pic is scary! seriously some people are such retards! and sunglasses in a coffin? lol...that's the first I heard!:)

more than anything...accents and dorky questions make me really laugh...but the evil me also laughs when I see someone fall...I know it's cruel...but hey! I laugh even when I fall:D...

so how are you? hope you are laughing as your post suggests :)

Jay said...

I laugh at inappropriate time like when somebody falls down or when the boss is pissed off and is screaming and his face is turning like 5 shades of red and he looks lik he's going to explode. Yeah, that's probably bad.

niki yokota said...

Laughter is the easiest method of suicide?? ROFL!!
wat a happy post, keshichan ^^
is that male or female?? i mean the first pic. it scared me a lot! hehe...
am sure u will laugh at my jinglish too...............
and happy birthday to ur fren uttara-chan!!

Shionge said...

Yo Keshi Baby Darling! It is a holistic thing to be able to laugh about practically everything & anything.

Laughter is like chicken soup for our soul and I truly believe that laughter indeed is the best medicine and I'm glad you are so positive all the time....laughing & smiling all the time.

Oh so sweet to wish Uttara....I've wished her too....you are a gem....Kekekek....

Yep! We can have a laugh or two sometimes Keshi Darling Baby :D

Kavi said...

Good one ! I guess we should all ask Bin Laden.."dont you miss Levis and Gilette !" LOL

You have a cute friend ! happy birthday Uttara !

John said...

K Babe, got something for you on ma blog. Now if only you could translate it to English.. hmm your Sinhalese is put to test now :D

Homo Escapeons said...

If you google image suicide bombers you will prolly throw up because it is all 'head shots'..
but after a few minutes you'll look again and realise that these decapitated idiots had no idea how stupid they looked with their noggins getting stuffed into a garbage bag..
man that is morbid.

I am all for old rich men going out happy..like Groucho Marx said,
"you are only as old as the woman you feel!"

Jac said...

Birth Day wishes to Uttara.

Your writing and the pic clips made me laugh and I wanted to send you a pic of a funny scene which was send by a friend of mine. I searched in you blog for an id but couldn't find one.

That is a fine piece of writing, keshi !

lemonade said...

you know what...m adding one more thing to the list...
that post..!!!*it made me completly and totally roll on the floor with laughter..!!!

awesome blog by the way..!!! :)

Sugababee said...

I find I laugh a the oddest times as well and then I feel like a jerk when I can't stop. And it's those times that u actually need to stop laughing that u can't... your body just keeps going and girating while u laff... newhoo good times none the less :)

Happy Birthday Uttara!:)

Die Muräne said...

LOL

Happy birthday Uttara!! Hope you have a great day!

mommyof2 said...

Happy B'day Uttara:-)

nice post Keshi:-)

Rex Venom said...

Oh! Yeah! All so sexy (well, the last one actually is)!
Rock on!

lalitha said...

First Happy Birthday to Uttara..she is beautiful. I laughed and laughed and laughed you sure know how to make one laugh.I also laugh at myself sometimes because of the crazy stuff I do.

Jim said...

, Lalitha's laff,
turns me on




.
no offence meant to
Uttara, Keshi, Tasha, SOUTH ....

Top cat said...

I laugh at men who do comb-overs.
You know, they are going bald so they grown one side of their hair really long and then comb it over sideways to cover the spot.
Dude you look like a bald guy trying to cover your baldspot with a comb-over.
Accept your baldness, one of the sexiest men on earth is Sean Connery and he's quite bald and is not afrid to show it.
It's all about attitude baby!
tc

Jim said...

correction
Yul Bryner





he is an oldie from my gen

Keshi said...

How r ya Deepz?

**for one that old fellow must have seen heaven before dying!!

hahaha!

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hehe Im well Neers tnxx, urself?


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hello DNA hows it goin? :)


**And I am not going to mention that I did the same thing once

u too? Im not surprised haha!


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Prachi hey hows u?

LOL @99. Well dija know there's position 66 too :):)


**Bcs I laugh very loudly. But what to do rey.. I can’t controll

haha so very cute!

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haha Vikas u got into the Ladies' compartment!!

btw I did worse...once I was chattin so much with my friend, I walked into a MENs toilet, instead of a Ladies'. There was a guy doin it and was in total shock as I walked in LOL!


**even when girl wear short t-shirt and jeans..and keep on pulling the t-shirt to cover their undies

yeah I know...I do that too sometimes LOL!

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heyya Poo!

**we need to handle them with CARE

ROFL I got it!


o so ur bday is on April Smarts Days? :) Well I wont forget that hehe, ty sweetie!

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tnxx Kavya!


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Seema it sure is :) ty!


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tnxxx Ekta!


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LOL Shammu u sound like great company for me! Imagine we both meet and we'll be laughing all the time :):)


**are whispersing to each other,but in a manner that i can also hear

haha I know wut u mean.

And those fake IDs as God etc online r just plain stupid LOL! I have seen some ppl come in as 'God_Almighty' and some as 'Sex_Rohini'...just WTH is that...it's not even Sexy_Rohini, it's Sex_Rohini???


and na ur comment didnt get duplicated :). tnxx sweetie!

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awww Meister HUGGGGGGGGZ! With wuteva health conditions u have, u havent forgotten to laugh...thats a great thing abt ya sweetie.


** laughing at shit is the only reason I haven't blown my brains out in this effed up life.

LOL I can say the same hunny.

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Krys ty and hey English is not our first language...so yeah even i kill the language pretty badly at times LOL! As Bev hehe.


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Lee good to hear I make u smile :)


**Watching Michael Palin and the other members of Monty Python as well

good choice babez!


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Hi Saby!

**Wats your style no.?

My style no. changes with my mood.


**wats your bra size no.?

10 DD


**wats your mobile no. UTTARA?

She will pass it on to ya, hang ten man.


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ty Ganesh!

:)


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Ishiiiii HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGZ! Missed n missed u over here. Well Im glad ur bakk. I wrote bak to u.

btw in which pic doesnt Uttsy look pretty ha? She's got great features...I love her eyes and hair the BEST!

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Asha heyy HUGGGGGGZ!

**I don't think Bin Ladin is alive,so I bet he won't miss any while himself on the skewers burning in Hell

LOL!

u mean the guy in the first pic? Well I have to be honest sometimes :):) so yeah, 'I' can never call him sexy but mebbe for him, he is sexy. o well :)


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danka Sanjay ;-)



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Shitrint hey ty!


wow interesting dream! Must be cos of my dramas in the recent past LOL!

**i saw that u were with this fair, handsome, tall guy, (looked indian to me) sitting on a sofa.

did he have dark brows and dark hair? just curious ;-)


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elloooo Yash how have ya been?


**but the evil me also laughs when I see someone fall

yeah it's the evil in me too...well I cant help it can I LOL!

Im laughing always Yash..all the time...even when something yukky happens. Ask my friends/cuzns...they cant be w.o. me hehe. Actually Im lucky to be the fav among them. Not bragging here...it's just the truth :)

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Hiyya Jay!

** his face is turning like 5 shades of red and he looks lik he's going to explode

LOL I can just picture ur boss fuming!



Keshi.

SM said...

That is good list of things which make you laugh.Keep laughing like this.The best one was weired words list (Bregnant) Could not stop laughing.

Dawn....सेहर said...

That's a funny post and hey happy birthday to your friend Uttara ;)

Cheers

Keshi said...

Niki even my English is pretty bad sometimes LOL!

**is that male or female?? i mean the first pic. it scared me a lot!

I dunno..I mite not wanna know.


:):)

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Shionge heyy tnxxx!


**Laughter is like chicken soup for our soul

aww so true!

Laughter cures alot of illnesses....d u know there r Laughing Clubs nowadays. ppl just go there to laugh LOL!


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ty Kavi!


**dont you miss Levis and Gilette !"

ROFL @Gilette!

wut abt clean jocks?


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Johno heyy!

My first lagunage is Sinhalese...I speak alot of Sinhalese at home and hey I got a Distinction for Sinhalese in School ok :) Im pretty fluent in it. I checked out that song..cool one. There's alot of Sinhalese rap numbers these days.

ty for that!

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HE heyyy!

LOL @head shots!

yeah they r total idiots. We only have one life and they go n make a train-wreck out of themselves...how stupid!


**"you are only as old as the woman you feel!"

haha good one maiite!

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ty Jac!

here's my email...kajole at hotmail dot come :) Now send it away!

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heyya Lemonade WC n ty :)


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hello Suga!

**your body just keeps going and girating while u laff

lol yeah! Seriously I thought I was gonna die yday...n I was thinking 'o no Keshi u cant die just like that, nooooo way!' :)

btw have u ever heard of anyone dying out of too much laughter?



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Murane TY :)


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Mommy ty sweetie!


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Rex yeah she's a hottie :)


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hehe Starry ty HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGZ!



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Jim huh?


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Top_Cat heyy!


LOL @combover! U know, as if that hides it at all :):)

I find Sean Connery mega HOT...he's old enuff to be my dad but he's really got what it takes to be a real man. What matters is attitude and self-confidence...not alot of hair and nuttin inside the noggin LOL!




Keshi.

Nora said...

Oh Keshi - where do you find those photos?!? The first one is just so... I have no words! Thanks for the laugh babe. x

Nora said...

Oh Keshi - where do you find those photos?!? The first one is just so... I have no words! Thanks for the laugh babe. x

Keshi said...

SM it wasnt even Bregnant...it was BregMant.

:)

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Dawny ty sweetie!



Keshi.

Trundling Grunt said...

KYLIE!!!

Actually that Cousin It photo looks like Steph in one of her avatars? Was it?

Just remember - you are laughing with these people, not at them. Yeah, right :-)

Outdoorsy Girl said...

So how's my friend, jerk magnet#2 doing today? LOL! See we are funny girls! We even laugh at ourselves.

I am a lot like you with the laughter. I laugh ALL THE TIME! I enjoy every kind of humor...silly, gross, stupid, sarcastic and even dry humor. To tell you the truth, I crack myself up!

Tarun said...

...pair of boobs to hang on to

Is it really available in the market ;)

southpaw said...

So u didnt read the post? ok then, I'll try to write shorter posts next time.*** I said its a long post, i never comment anywhere without reading the entire stuff, so if there's a comment, it means i hv read the post. Also pls dont try to write shorter posts, its ur page, ur thoughts, so dont compromise anywhere.

uttara said...

keshiiiiiiiii


hows ya sweety
i had a wonderfulll time yesterday :)

n hey i will get bk to all the comments latersss


i will be bz till late aft

hugggggggggggggz

thank u n tc hun

deepsat said...

hav been so so so busy!! hav to get back to blogging soon!!

how u doing out there??

Blessed said...

I love to laugh. And I have to say I definitely NEED to laugh more.
What makes me laugh?
A good joke, sometimes even if it is off-color, rude, or black comedy. I have a friend named Sue who is just hilarious. I have seen her so many times talking to strangers and making up stuff like she's Amish or something like that and she's just pulling their leg. It's really funny to watch her weave her false stories and to see just how gullible we all are. I have even fell for her stories!!
Then there is my pugs. They are so goofy, sweet and funny!
I guess the biggest thing I laugh at is probably myself. I am goofy. And I too try to lighten the mood by being my crazy, goofy self.

Shitrint said...

yep! fair skin, black hair and dark brows. u seemed to be in a sundress or something!
;-)

Eclipsed Thoughts said...

hmmm... Happy birthday Uttara...

now the hilarious part... yesterday i dressed up and took a look in the mirror... it was a formal fxn, office thing.... and i burst out laughing....

And there is another character... my cousin who can irritate me to an extent that i burst out laughing just so that i wont slap him....

hindi soaps, where anyone cries.. well thats all they do in there, makes me laugh...

hmmm... few funny guys in college, when they say "i love you " to their gfs and get all lovey-dovey in class, i burst out laughing...

awwww.... looks like anythin and everything can make me laugh!

ღ lil_kath ღ said...

LOLZZZZ!!!! ^_^ that's hilarious!!! was laughin' like crazy here! hehe.. thanx Kesh, i need it right now!!! muaahhhh!

Oops! Happy Birthday Uttsy... muaahh! hope u had a blast yesterday! and luv that pic. ur soo gorgeous!! ^_~

Kesh thanx na! just now i read ur comment... dun worry m ok now, went to cousins place and stayed there for several days so got recharged kinda lol!! ^_^ muahhh.... sorry didnt get time to send u mail! i forgot my cell too at home, was freakin that time na coz i dun have it ringin beside me hehe and no pc too! but its kinda cool sometimes.... i just had long walk every morning and did daydreaming there!
miss ya babe ... hope ur doin' great!

enjoy lunch!!
luv ya....

hugss**

Ash said...

Hilarious post Keshi!

AnonymousBlogger said...

The first pic on your blog is just plain scary. Really.

It's good to know so many things make you laugh. Laughing is definately the best medicine though. Unfortunately, only a few things/people make me laugh like crazy. It's hard to even get a chuckle out of me sometimes. I guess I'm picky.

pravin said...

:D

happy bithday uttara!

Mumbai Guy said...

Hey is that guy/gal on front pic?

Good laughs though I wouldn't be a party for all of them. :)

Aidan said...

On dead bodies in glasses have you ever seen an australian Artist named Peter Both... Very col does alot of very dark stuff, in a few of the images there are heads on spikes but they are all wearing sunnies... NOt take if he is just taking the mickey or not, but if the gallery comes up your way go and see it...

2lrbl said...

:)... interesting bog... first time here...

will return...

alex said...

This post sure made me laugh! :)))

anuj said...

hahahahahaa ..
hohohohohoho ..

there r a lot of things tht make me laugh ..
well generally we guyz have a lot of fun in d hostel pulling each others leg .. so its laugh n laugh most of d times ..

i laugh whn i go out n see d city tht i study in .. its not so awesome ..

I laugh (rather blush) whn i rem somthng old n distant ..

I try nt to laugh at ppl ..
bt ya seeign a small kid laughin loud or boooooooing .. its fun .. hehe ..

i dont rem d other things .. bt i do laugh a lot too .. :D

keep laughin
tc.
anuj.

@ uttara ::

Many many happy returns of d day ..
HAppy Bday ..
enjy d day to d max ..

best wishes ..
cheers ..

anuj.

smiley said...

lol....**Dirty old men paying alot of money to get married to younger women
reminded me of what Mae West said - It's not the men in my life that counts -- it's the life in my men.

pink ginger 珂琳 said...

Thank you for making us laugh.
you're a crazy sweetie pie. yummy!! :)

divya said...

happy birthday uttara!!

The Phoenix said...

Laughing is great for the soul!

By the way, that first pic is going to give me nightmares.

Anonymous said...

only IDIOTS laff
when they shud be crying





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SCRIBBLEZ TO WAKEUP said...

Hey......"Suicide terrorists" Tht on eis awesome..I never thought about them the way u did n tht sure has made me laugh...I laugh at myself all the time....I need not do anything but I can make myself the object of laughter and other would just feel temoted to burst laughing watching me crack all my vocal chords...:) Weird n ofcourse its not a writable thing..Its more to experience :)

HAPPY BUDDAY to Uttara!

KK said...

Firstly Belated B'day wishes to Uttara :)
Keshi I feel you should surely consider the guy in the first pic... He is so damn hot!!! :D

** I just wanted to see if I could balance my body while lifting the chair off the floor while seated.

How will you do this??? Do u mean standing with the chair in a seated posture???

Keep laughing!!! :D

Autumn Storm said...

As always, Kesh, this post is uniquely you. :-) Very nicely done, had me smiling there a more than a few times too.

Michelle said...

its always great to laugh and people like other people that laugh more than those that sulk all the time hehe

oh my god, dorky questions totally put me off its such a standarad line when u meet a frnd or rather an aquaintance...i met one recently at a music store and she was like ''soo what u doin here'' i just raised an eyebrow...what the hell do u think im doin? selling bananas? seriously ppl need to grow a brain :P

oh! n this one person comes to my gym who has such a hilarious accent i have to bite my lip from laughing she says poh taa toe and waa furs for wafers and thenk u hehehe

Meg said...

First and foremost Keshi girl, I have missed you! I have been so busy at work that I just haven't been able to be about much lately. Today I thought enough is enough, today I go see what my friends are up to. And what do I find but this most humerous post by you. It really did make me LOL.
Love all the thought you put into this.

Hope things are well with you sweetie! Missing you.

Hugs,
Meg

OH - I am sure I am late - but Happy Birthday Uttara !!

Meg

mathew said...

that was some laughing material..loved it..esp imagining the scene in which you try to lift the chair while lifting it..How could you do somethin crazy like that..I never knew someone else other than me had done it!! :-P

Keshi said...

Nora I find em from FW emails/net etc :)

ty sweetie!

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Trundling heyy!

**Actually that Cousin It photo looks like Steph in one of her avatars?

LOL now wud Steph like the compliment?

Im ofcourse laughing at...ehh...WITH them :):)

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hey Outdoorsy I attracted another jerk just yday. He came following me on my way to work and then I looked bakk to see if he's ard...suddenly he was following another woman LOL!


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Tarun u seem to know where to buy em ha LOL!


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LOL Southy I was just joking abt writing shorter posts. I know u read the posts u comment on...HUGGGGGGGGZ!


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Uttsy the bday girl! Wut u doin? And wut dija do on Mon?

temme temme temme :)

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Deepz Im busy too but I somehow squeeze some bloggin into my noggin hehe. I have to say HI to all of u everyday or else I'll go crazy.


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Blessed HUGGGGGGGZ ur a darl! I'd love to laugh with ya LOL!


**have even fell for her stories!!

haha Sue sounds quite interesting!


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Shitrint wow that sounds like the man of my dreams ;-) Tell me if u dream more of me hehe..


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KAP awww u dressed up? Where r the pics? Im sure u looked lovely...nuttin to laugh abt :)


**hindi soaps, where anyone cries.. well thats all they do in there, makes me laugh...

OMG I sooo know those drama-queens LOL! My mum watched these movies and cries...and then I cry with her cos I hate to see my mum crying and it makes me cry...then we both burst out laghing like crazy hahaha!


**hmmm... few funny guys in college, when they say "i love you " to their gfs and get all lovey-dovey in class, i burst out laughing...

LOL hahaha I know such scenes make me laugh too!!


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Kath huggggggggggggggz n WB! I missed u sooo very much! Im glad u got a break and ur batteries r re-charged now LOL! btw my batteries need to be either replaced or heavily repaired LOL!

Im so happy to see u here again. Hopefully u'll be here for good now MWAHHHHHH!


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Ash ty :)



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AB oii dun tell me u dun laugh much???

**It's hard to even get a chuckle out of me sometimes. I guess I'm picky.


OMG r ya Mr.Darcy or wut LOL! Loosen up cos Keshi is ur friend now hehe. If u have Keshi as ur friend, u've got to laugh like a maniac.


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Pravin WC n ty!


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MG u another serious dude like AB? I'd tickle u till u ROFL lol!


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G'day Aidan hows it goin?

**australian Artist named Peter Both..

nope. He seems like an interesting dude. Heads on spikes? eeeeeeeeeee :( ok if u say so, I'll go check out his work when I can.


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2lrbl WC n ty :)


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ty Alex!

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Anuj heyy!


**i laugh whn i go out n see d city tht i study in .. its not so awesome ..

lol and where is that?

yeah lil kids r sooo cute when they laugh :)

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Smiley heyyy!


**It's not the men in my life that counts -- it's the life in my men.

LOL thats a good one!


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Ginger ty sweetie :)



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Divya ty!


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LOL Phoenix!


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ok Anony and I laugh at ya cos I cant waste my tears on ya LOL!


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Scribblez heyy!


**....I need not do anything but I can make myself the object of laughter

LOL I always do that :):)


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KK yeah how abt u dating him cos he mite cook biryani for u LOL!


**Do u mean standing with the chair in a seated posture???


na not standing...well its like this...Im seated on a wooden chair with 4 legs. Then I slowly lift one side of the chair off the floor with my body (sideways) and try to balance that way. My feet arent touching the ground at all. And that's a recipe for disaster. LOL!

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Autumn babez HUGGGGGGGGGGGGZ n ty!



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Michi hey!

**...what the hell do u think im doin? selling bananas?

LOL!


**poh taa toe

took me sometime to realise that she meant POTATO.


btw there was an Asian lady who worked at some govt office who met with one of my friends. My friend is French and is abt 80yrs old :). So when she went to this office and asked the Asian lady for some help, that lady has told her to go to the other 'billing'. My friend didnt u'stand that at all n kept asking wut she meant to which she kept saying go to the other 'billing'. Neither did I u'stand wut she meant LOL! Wut she actually meant by 'billing' was 'building'. Amen!

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Meggzy MWAHHHHHHHH! I missed ya too. I havent been able to get ard to some blogs simce Mon...Im damn busy at work :( Hopefully I get time today to skip ard in blogville :)

ty for comin ova to see me amidst ur busy schedule...u really do care abt me HUGGGGGGGGGGGGZ!

Have a beautiful day Megzz!

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Matty heyy!

**I never knew someone else other than me had done it!! :-P

LOL u too!



Keshi.

Arz000n said...

Why would a dead body need sun-glasses?
To dream about vacation on a beach while inside the coffin.....
hmmmm....very nice :)

Regarding anna nicole smith....she is one blonde witth brains and twins :P

Don't Bin Laden miss Levis jeans, Rock music, Blogging, lamb roast and regular flat-whites?
hmmm....I hope he comments back for this one
Am also interested in knowing about this...now :D

and yesss...I wished Uttssyyy on her b;day :))))
So here comes ma wishes once again Utsssyyyy!!
Many many happy returns of the day gal!!!

Cheers!!

Keshi said...

hey z000nie hows u? :)

dead-bodies in sunnies...not a bad idea ha...I mite take my CHANEL shades with me when I die.


**she is one blonde witth brains and twins

LOL twins as in?



Keshi.

KK said...

Now I gotcha... How could you think of an idea of balancing on two legs of the chair... Poor Chair... :) LOL!!

Me dating men??? Neah.. I aint like that :) So you take him LOL!! :)

ghee said...

very funny post!!

WTF LOL???!!!hahahaha!

happy bday to ur friend,Uttara :)

awaiting said...

THE BEST!! This post made me laugh and laugh and laugh! LOVE it, keshi!!

When I need a laugh, I just laugh at the scraggly folks outside my apartment, they always make for good entertainment!

Thanks for making me laugh and smile!!

Ghost Particle said...

im too sexy for my avatar...wohooo...Im too sexy for my self.

Ghost Particle said...

im too sexy for my avatar...wohooo...Im too sexy for my self.

uttara said...

@ cazzie...

thank u for the wishes :)

** I hope you have a blessed day with all those you love around you :)


yes sweety ... i had a wonderful time.. working most of the day n had dinner with family at one of my favvvvvvvvvv restaurants :)


ty again ..





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@coco...

thanku :)



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@Sujit...

thanks dear :)




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@bev..



**Have a good one uttara!

If that is a pic of her, she looks great for a gal in her fifties. Joking of course!! LOL


thank u very much :)
shhhhhhhhhhhhh dont reveal my secrets ;)lol
am 55 :p


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@silvara...


thank u once again sweety
:))))))))))
it was indeed speacial :)
huggggggggz




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@dalicia...


***looks like you're promoting uttara ahahhahaha


lol yeah she does my PR dont u know that ??? not everyone gets that opportunity ... :p
:):):):)



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@aditi

thanx dear :):):)

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@priya...

thank u :):):)


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@vivhyd...



**Uttara's pic looks the best among all in the post :p.. happy bday to her..

thank u sooo muchhhhhhhhhh

:))))))))) smilesssssssss




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@lera..

thank u :):):)


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@jewel rays..


thank u sooooooooooo muchhhhhhhhhh
hugggggggggggggggggggggz




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@sugarlips

**Happy birthday Uttara!!
Have lots of laughs and fun on your special day :)

Stay Beautiful...!!

thanku soooooooo muchhhhhhhhhhhh huggggggggggggz

yeah i had a beautifulllllll day :):):):):):)






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@akshay..

thank u soo much :):):)





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@neihal..



thanku soo much :):):)


**(nice name)

thanku again ..:)))))))))))))



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@vikas..

thank u ..:)




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@poo...

thank u sooo much...

:):):)

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@kavya..

thank u ..:):)



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@seema..

thanx u soooooooooo muchhhhhhhh

:):):)


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@ekta..

thank u soo much ..:)))))))))



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@shammu..


thank u soo very much ....:)))))




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@krystyna

thank u soo much :)::):)



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@ganesh..

thank u :):):)))))))))


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uttara

smilessssssssssssssssssss

:)))))))))))))))))))))))))

uttara said...

ishitaaaaaaaaaa..
muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

***that's a pretty pic of uttara:)...!!

blushhhhhhhhhh
lol

**HAPPY BIRTHDAY sweetie...lolz..I think i've lost count of how often i've said that since midnite :P

thankuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

yeah i too lost the count.. thanx for making me feel special... hugggggggz

huggggggggggggggggggggggggggz


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@asha..

thank u


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@sanjay..

thank u :):):)

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@shitrint..

thank u :):):):)


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@niki..
thank u :))))))))))))))


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@shionge..
thanku sooooooo muchhhhhhhhhh
muuuuuuuuuuuuah


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@kavi..
thank u :))))))




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@jac

thank u..:))))))))))



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@sugababee..

thank u sooooo muchhhhhhhh
huggggggggggggggggz n muaaaaaaaaaaaaah

keep smilingggggg
:))))))))



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@die murane..

thank u soooooooooo muchhhhhhhhh
yeah i did have a gr8 day

:)))))))))))))))



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@mommy..
thanku mommyy :)))))))



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@rex venom..

thanx ;)

:p


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@lalitha..
thank u soo muchhhhhh
:)))))))))))))))))))))))



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@dawn..
thank u :))))))))

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@eclipsed..

thank u :))))))))


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@kath

muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
thank u sooooooo muchhhhhhhhhh u r just way too sweet


lub ya!!!


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@pravin

thank u :)

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@anuj

thank u soo veryy much
i had a wonderfull time

i still feel its my b'day 2de as am replying to all u guys :))))))))))))))

ty



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@divya

thank u :):):))))))))



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@scribbles..
thank u :)))))))))


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@kk...

thank u soo much :)))))))))))




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@meg..
thank u :)))))))))))))



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@z0000000000n

muaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
thank u soo muchhhhhhhhh
hugggggggggggggggggggggz



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@ghee..
thank u :))))))))))))))



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smilessssssssssssssssssssss
:)))))))))))))))))))))))

uttara

Mayur said...

That accent thing was "phunny" :) hehe

Keshi said...

KK lol na na u date him...s/he's not a man...ehhh is s/he! :)

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Ghee ty :)


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LOL Ghosty u ok???



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whoaaaaa Uttsy ty Im so glad u have taken up my job LOL! ty ty ty!



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hehe Mayur it was ha :)





Keshi.