Wednesday, February 14

That Thing Called LUUURVE

With the dawn of Valentines Day, must I tell you how irritated I am. Not cos I'm single and I most probably won't be getting flowers/chocs or those claustrophobic teddy-bears. What I'm irritated about is that Vals Day has become such a big marketing drama and it's all about products and nothing else. Do you need a day to celebrate/declare your love to someone? It's plain stupid. On this day, lovers around the world spend alot of money trying to woo their partners, some hoping for a quick fix to their failing r'ships and some others buying meaningless shit as a token of love. LOVE cannot be sold or bought, LOVE isn't a tangible asset. I mean, if you can be a faithful, loving and caring partner all year long, then that's all that really matters. Maybe for some people, sending chocs/flowers on Vals Day is much easier than that.

Well anyways, here's what I read on the papers the other day. That on Vals Day here in Aus, alot of people send horrible messages/gifts to their ex-partners,
cos Vals Day also means Payback Time. LOL isnt that cool? Cos that's my kind of sadistic Vals Day hehe. Apparently some people send a smelly dead fish to their EXs while some others send a gift box with a note saying 'Words fail me'...and when you open the box, it's got an illustration of the middle finger up. Haha words seemed to have failed indeed! Then there are some others who send funeral wreaths to their EXs...and some apparently send Deepest Condolences messages. One person sent a card saying 'You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment'. So there are florists/websites that actually provide such services on Vals Day. Some web-sites also offer to send black roses, just the stems of roses or funeral wreaths. Love experts say that it's a way of dealing with recent and/or bad break-ups and believe it or not, apparently doing that CAN be therapeutic. While I think that it's mean and I won't do that kind of thing to any of my EXs (Bev I'm tempted to send that dead-body-in-sunnies pic to Mr.Darcy but I won't), I think it's seriously funny and I'd just like to enjoy the humorous side of it. So here are some sadistic Vals Day gifts that Keshi could come up with for our beloved EXs.


**Send a card saying 'Won't you be my Valentine'...and when he/she opens it, it reads 'but the chances you stand are pretty low cos my brain isn't mutilated'

**Send a beautiful pic of you two during happier times with a note saying 'btw I was sleeping with Rob at the same time'.

**Send a funeral wreath with the message:
Name:
Dickhead
Born: 23-06-1980 (his DOB)
Lost his/her marbles: Permanently

**Send a lovely box of chocs when opened reads 'RIP' all over.

**Send a big cosy teddy-bear that when pressed in the tummy makes horrible belching noises and laughs like Dracula on deathrow (ok I know Dracula can't be on deathrow..rolling eyes!).


**Send a card with a pic of a hot man/woman at the fro
nt saying 'baby you got it all' and when opened says ',you got it all wrong'.


**Send an Oxygen cylinder with a note which reads '
You may need this 6 feet under'.


**Send a long love letter saying all the lovey-dovey stuff and then signing off with 'And now that you're gone I don't have to put up with your reeking body-odor that always reminded me of my last trip to the zoo'.


**Send Mortein-sprayed black paper roses.


**Send a fake Police notice reading 'You're under arrest for being you - a Romance criminal'.


**Send a bottle of perfume reading 'Flammable when sprayed'


**Send a heart-shaped card that reads 'Your heart is as small as your certain body parts are'.


**Send a card with a pic of Cupid reading 'I was under the influence of alcohol when I shot the arrows at you and now Jenny put me in prison cos of that - get me out plz!'.


**Send a card with a pic of Cupid crying in a corner with the message 'I have never been so wrong in my Love career baaawaaaaaaaa!'.


**Send 'A book of Love' when opened shows gory pictures from the movie 'Fatal Attraction'.


**Send a card that says 'Stuck on you' and when opened says 'like how a fly would be stuck on crap - glad I shed my fly-life'.



**Send a bullet-proof vest with a note saying 'To be worn only when you walk out the door lovey'.


**Send a Massage gift voucher that reads ' Massage parlour address: City Morgue'.


**Give him/her a call and say 'Happy Valentines Day to you! As a Valentines Day gift for you one of your exs just let us know that she/he is suffering from a certain rare contagious disease that you didn't know of when you 2 dated. So we want you to be tested immediately. Is that a good Vals Day gift btw?'.




**Send a note saying 'Roses are red, Violets are blue, If I were a paper-shredder, I'd choose you'.


Now please make up your own sadistic lines and share with me. And by all means enjoy Vals Day the way you like it folks :). Remember true Love cannot be demonstrated through an off-the-shelf product. It can only be made to feel. Have a great day with your loved-ones! btw I'm kissing all the boys today, who's first?...MWAHHHHH!





Current Music: Somethin' Stupid by Robbie Williams and Nicole Kidman

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azuka said...

You've sure got a crazy sense of humor [in a good way ;-)]. I wouldn't say I'd be too pleased if I happened to be on the receiving end, but then, I've never been in a relationship so I don't have any ex(es).

Vivhyd said...

Well keshi.. had u not been single, got lots of teddys, chocolates and roses today wud u still say the same u have in the 1st para? ..

Agreed that its all a marketing gimmick... so is Mother's day or father's day..

who spends money to send gifts to take revenge? thats stupid engh.. but thats some disgrunted former lovers there huh :)

whoa keshi's got some wicked plans hehe.. Oh ya I dont if I am 1st but I am in the line too :).. so go ahead..

Asha said...

I am first today??!!! HUH!!!:))

I didn't know about that tradition of mocking ex!!That's sad really!

Well..have a great day, boyfriend or no boy friend, sweetie.Go out and have fun.Hugs.

ღ lil_kath ღ said...

me firsttttttt????? awwww gimme that hugss and kisses Kesh plsssssss! ^_^

Happy Valentine's Day!!!!

... this is for u sweetie coz ur special muaahh....
just click and move ur mouse.

http://www.yazgulu.com/Guller/126.swf

... any plans for today? enjoyyyy ^_~ u take care! give my hug to Mom...

luvlots,
Kathy

Silvara said...

LOL....That's hilarious. I'm feeling like I need a little humour today when everyone is being all lovey-dovey and gross.

Revenge Valentines hmm...There is only guy I'd send that to and I'd prob send him a card with a hot picture of me on it saying "You could have had this" Muahahahahaa.

Here is a link of another guy who I think has it down right for today: I also posted this on my blog but here it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtjGgD9bMsM

Whaaat...no kisses for the girls??? Well here is one for you *KISS* Happy Valentine's Day Keshi :D

Shionge said...

Yoohooo.....this crazy thing call LOOVEEE.....so funny Keshi that off hand I really coulnd't think of anything nasty to say really.

I know you dread this Keshi darling....still, Happy Valentine's Day to our friendship :D

Mumbai Guy said...

Hey Keshi, Happy Valentine's day to you. This was fun read like always.

Menchie said...

Keshi,
You are something else girl! :D Great post!

And I quite agree about the commercialism during special days. Though I really don't mind receiving flowers and chocs. LOL!

Cazzie!!! said...

Best thing I ever got was the drawing our son gave us today when we woke up with "Happy VAlentine's Day mum and dad, I love you from Nick...now that is romantic, and I dare say I will be a Grandma in the future with this little man :)
Huggs to you Keshi :)

Sugababee said...

Love the post... it was pretty funny...
But the entire thing about being a commercial thing now, and just spending money... well that depends innit.
I mean those things are there to help ppl, and unfortunately they use it for more than juss help but there are still pppl out tehre who spend V Day without all the costly things and still make it special.
Just about celebrating love i think... if u put a price to it... so be it...thats how u feel... but its juss bout "feeling" that love more than nething... juss liek u said:)

Happy Vday to u Kesh...
MuuAaAaAHhHHh!!!

Fleiger said...

Oh, come on... all said and done, don't tell me that you won't be happy getting a box of chocolates on V-Day.

That said, welcome to Anti V-Day club (and the secret club within the club of people who are going to be single on the day) ;)

Trundling Grunt said...

"It's Valentines Day. I'd love to give you a present but I'm still being treated for the one you gave me".

Mind you, I do hate you for that song as I can't stand Robbie Williams.

ghee said...

Be back later to read Keshi dear!!

i dropped by first to give you a hug ;)

ghee

Thumbelina said...

Hi Keshi,

Happy Valentines' Day! Muackzz!

I wouldn't want to receive such a type of gift on this special day to spoil my mood.. But i would love to give to ppl.. HaHa.. (Too bad.. i dun any any ex-bfs..)

Here's something i read a while ago:-
"Sorry. I won't be able to give you my heart this year, but i DO have another throbbing organ you might be interested in..."

Sounds kinda filthy huh.. HaHa..

Well, not just Valentines' Day ppl jack up the prices of the gifts.. Almost all special occasions... Even Chinese New Year & Christmas, goodies are also very expensive... Those are the only times where these ppl can earn more tats why they do tat... Cant blame them too.. Tats the competitive life & society... (Crazy World)

Lots of Love,
Thumbelina

Aditi said...

ahh getting drunk sounds fun but most of my friends here arent single.. so i am surrounded by mush
not that i would mind it if i was at the recieving end of a rose..hehe
I have noticed that in mumbai its a question of how exorbitant can u get with your present.. and it really shouldnt be about how much money u spend just how much effort u put in...
that is my thinking neway....
but the perennial payback is black roses nothing like em i say

mack said...

Kissing strangers isn't my articular fancy... but you sure do sound kissable. plus that, the kisses are free-- dang!! lemme brush me teeth quick.

Hey just stumbled on yer blog. I luuurve yer sense of humor!!

SamY said...

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY NUTTY ... HUGZZZZ :)

I wish ur spell with Mr.Darcy had lasted till this day ... at least for the fun of it ;)) ... he he

will get bak @ ur post a lil later ... bfn

The Phoenix said...

Have a great Valentine's Day, nevertheless.

SaffronSaris said...

Poppy-dol pearl,
Happy Valentines!!

MUACK!!!

HUGZZZZZ!!!

southpaw said...

u can kiss the boys, just tell me when u wanna kiss a Man, till then Happy Valentine's day!!!!

prits said...

Well Keshi I sure do agree with you on Vday being a marketing gimmick....cos if you really love a person...it is Vday throughout the year :) and sending Valentine's day gift to ex-ppl....it is so shocking...If I had been in love with a person at some point of time in my life...I can never bring myself to hate that person...whatsoever....leave alone sending such gifts...and I somehow dont find it very humorous...sorry if it hurt you Keshi...:)

WRYTER 07 said...

Hi Keshi

LOL

My Dear, has anyone told you that you are a wee bit warped out of your mind. (Better said with an English accent.)

LOL

Hugs

Bev

Not so funny:

To be serious about the big V-day, there is more domestic violence around this day than any other time of the year--sad really.

deepsat said...

its all the hype!!! like u said, when its love it has to be all throughout. not just one day!!!

there are numerous services which does the opposite of what actually happens on valentine's day!! sending dead roses, sending shredded roses etc!!

ppl r so crazy!!! LOL!!

Jay said...

How bout a little nude dancing for Valentines day??

Go ahead .. I'll hold your clothes.


I had a roommate once who got a Valentines that said this:

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
This need to be said
I hate your fucking guts you cheating son of a bitch"

Yeah, it didn't rhyme but I think he got the message.

Kumar Chetan said...

Ch33r5 L4dy
I will quote some one here.
Dr. Evil: Why go for billions when you can get millions?
Why be sadistic? 3nj0y the day.
Baby, If I am happy alone, V-Day or D-Day makes no difference to me. But as you said its all about marketing. I didnt look at any thing related to V-Day and just yesterday one of y cousin reminded me. I asked all the girls I knew what they were doing on V-Day, even those who have got BFs, general answer was we will go out after work or during lunch etc. Nothing special.
Did i call you BABY?

Mehak said...

Very much agree with your thoughts...We don't need a day to express love for our partner ..that too with gifts....V-Day is a BIG BIG Market for cards,gifts,chocos...

Keshi, have fun with ur family & friends...tc...Happy V-Day!!

~~ektaran

Thumbelina said...

I've got a surprise! HeHe...

Bouncing with joy now...!!

Thumbeina

Dawn....सेहर said...

Hey dear...I totally agree with you it has all commercialized and where ever you go you will all the ads for valentine. Whether its cooking, dressing, or even shopping grocery :D

Anyway, I would like to wish you happy valentine's day and hope you had a good kiss ;)
Take care gal
Huggggggggggggggggggggggs

Cheers

krystyna said...

Hi Keshi!
You are incredible impossible unsurpassed and outstanding.(sorry for grammar).
(Did you see my son's wedding pics? It is my test. On this post "grandmother day").
I love the way you are writing!

niki yokota said...

Happy Valentine!!!!
lots of hugs and kisses

Blessed said...

Hey Kesh!
I have to say marketing ploy or not I love Valentine's day.
It is just another day that I celebrate ALL the love in my life.
I love to send Valentine's. Not just too my husband, but to my friends and family.
It is yet another excuse for me to feel love and share love.
Anyway here is a little history I copied for you on Valentine's day.
Thought it was interesting.

Every February, across the country, candy, flowers, and gifts are exchanged between loved ones, all in the name of St. Valentine. But who is this mysterious saint and why do we celebrate this holiday? The history of Valentine's Day -- and its patron saint -- is shrouded in mystery. But we do know that February has long been a month of romance. St. Valentine's Day, as we know it today, contains vestiges of both Christian and ancient Roman tradition. So, who was Saint Valentine and how did he become associated with this ancient rite? Today, the Catholic Church recognizes at least three different saints named Valentine or Valentinus, all of whom were martyred.
One legend contends that Valentine was a priest who served during the third century in Rome. When Emperor Claudius II decided that single men made better soldiers than those with wives and families, he outlawed marriage for young men -- his crop of potential soldiers. Valentine, realizing the injustice of the decree, defied Claudius and continued to perform marriages for young lovers in secret. When Valentine's actions were discovered, Claudius ordered that he be put to death.
Other stories suggest that Valentine may have been killed for attempting to help Christians escape harsh Roman prisons where they were often beaten and tortured.
According to one legend, Valentine actually sent the first 'valentine' greeting himself. While in prison, it is believed that Valentine fell in love with a young girl -- who may have been his jailor's daughter -- who visited him during his confinement. Before his death, it is alleged that he wrote her a letter, which he signed 'From your Valentine,' an expression that is still in use today. Although the truth behind the Valentine legends is murky, the stories certainly emphasize his appeal as a sympathetic, heroic, and, most importantly, romantic figure. It's no surprise that by the Middle Ages, Valentine was one of the most popular saints in England and France.

Wishing you a happy day filled with love!!!!!!

v I v E k said...

Happy valentines day..

Neihal said...

Rofl Keshi what a post to come up with on V-day......and dont even get me started on the stupid V-day marketing thing!
and I absolutely love that song. And Robbie Williams too :D

tulipspeaks said...

**Send a heart-shaped card that reads 'Your heart is as small as your certain body parts are'.


lolz. took me a while to understand the meaning. damn.. my brain not working properly today! kekekeke.. slow pick up!



=ammu=

Jewel Rays said...

Whoa i did not know they had payday aka Valentine's day..Thats really something...

I think i believe that it can be of help to the emotions of the doers.To think that shops even support it eh..Wow really.. The stuff that they come up are pretty amusing i must say.:)

I don't think i would do payback day though some of the stuff said were funny. I like the one with the funeral wreath and chocolates with RIP. lol..


And Keshi

*hAppy Valentine's DAy"!!

*huggies!!

Poo said...

you r are so funny Keshi .... a dead fish eeeeeeks :(

Can't make my owm sadistic lines but here is something which i can share with all you wonderful people

Funny Valentine quotes:

1)If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

2)Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely.

3)Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house.

4)Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.

5)True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.\

6)Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun.

7)Falling in love is so hard on the knees.

8)Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.

9)Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.

10)Love is a grave mental disease.

11)I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.

12)Sales Ad at a Store: 'You are my one and only' valentine cards, now on sale: 4 for $5.


Happy Valentines Day 2 everybody and to very special,dearest,cutest,funniest,
beautiful,adorable and HOT "KESHU"

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

hey !

i really dont see the need for celebrating love on one day alone !

but it sure is nice to recieve stuff , make stuff , anf feel the happiness .

hope u r doing good !

Mr. J said...

In the shortest month of the year, it is perhaps V day which makes up for most of the revenue.

Seema said...

Rocking post babessss....lol iam still laughing at those V Day gifts ! funnnyyyy to the core !

V Day revenge - That's real news...cant get over it though...naasty ones !

Heyyyy u have a wonderful day with loved onesss...n take care...lotssaaaa love n huggsssssssssssss

Drama Div@ said...

I love spending my money on whatever I want, whenever I want, but im not going to buy anything for my exes. no way...

Happy Love day to you, keshi...

muahhh..

AmitL said...

Heh heh..Keshi..those were some really funny suggestions...:)Happy V. Day...Did u send any of the comments to anyone?*just curious*.

Ash said...

LOL! Those were really funny :-)

Happy Valentines Day to you Keshi!

Boldnbeautiful said...

Happy Valentine's day to you too:)

ha ha ha. Keshi its real funny. Sometimes back even use to feel like doing something like this.

But today I dont have these feelings,its not because I love him but he does not exist any more in my life or in my memory

AnonymousBlogger said...

All in all, Valentine's Day blows. Having said that, Happy Valentine's Day Keshi!!!!

But I agree, it's stupid, and its commercialism at it's worst.

desperado said...

i knew today was going to be one hell of a post...hehe ..loved it

and happy valentine day Keshi...muaahhhhhh!!!

n here is ur valentine day gift...only thing which i can give n thts music :)

a ballad from the irresistible Whitesnake and the lovely voice of David Coverdale

Song called "looking for love"...must listen

I’m looking for love all around me
Looking for love to surround me
The love that I need
To rescue the state of my heart

I’m looking for love
An’ finding only heartache
Looking for love
An’ finding only heartache
I’m looking for love to rely on
Looking for love, a shoulder to cry on
I’m looking for love
To rescue the state of my heart...

have d best of love dear ;)

Ganesh Ranganathan said...

btw I'm kissing all the boys today, who's first?...MWAHHHHH!

I am number 45, but I don't mind waiting :-D

Your lines about love not being a tangible asset brings lyrics of a song to my mind.

A kiss on the hand may be quite continental

A kiss may be grand but it won't pay the rental
On your humble flat, or help you at the automat

geet said...

Taking revenge? lol.

Have a good v day today Keshi, I'm really not sure what i'll be doing, but will drop a post tmr perhaps.
(Yes it is commercialised, but any excuse for some extra loving, I'm on! :) )

HAREKRISHNAJI said...

Happy Valentines' Day

In our day to day running fast life how many times we stop to stops to appriciate others ?
May be this is the day we take a break to express our feelings

Twisted DNA said...

- Send her a picture of yourself standing in the bathtub holding a hair-drier, with a note saying, "Dating you is still the stupidest thing I did."

- Send her a card that says, "I am glad I met you. Otherwise I would've never known the meaning of white-trash"

- Send her duct take with a note, "Duct tape 'em, that may be the only way to keep your legs together"

awaiting said...

**Send a funeral wreath with the message:
Name:Dickhead
Born: 23-06-1980 (his DOB)
Lost his/her marbles: Permanently


LOVE THIS!!!

Heehee Happy Valentine's Day, Keshi!

I hope yours is better than mine!

Julia Scissor said...

True, V-Day has become a lot commercialised. But it's also a good occasion to celebrate especially if your relationship is new. My boyfriend is a voracious reader like me. He has over a 1000 titles in his personal library! The V-Day gift that I've got him is a book that he's been looking for since a long time. I can't wait to see the joy on his face when he receives it!

My ex and I parted ways mutually and the only 'V-Day gift for EXes' that I can give him is a prayer that he be happy wherever he is now.
Happy V-Day, Keshi!

DJ said...

Damn funny ideas about valentine...
Anyways, Happy Valentine's Day to you...
May your wish come true if u really want the cupid to strike you today... :)

KK said...

You kissing guys??? mez first!! (KK acts as a bully and pushes everyone behind...)
LOL!!!!

Send a box of chocolates with a nice valentine note and instead of chocolates fill the box with roaches :D
Boy! I am evil :D hehehehahahaha....

Happy valentines day Keshi!!! Have fun :D

musings (m000nie) said...

happy valentines day girl... hugsss... no sadistic thoughts for me.. i always cherish my relationships even if they have gone sour..

love
messy

shammu... said...

hey Keshiiii!!
LOL!! some really coooool ideas..if i ever need any more ideas lik that i guess i can ping on u ;) :)!i think i wil send some fried cockroaches and bread mold to one guy today..LOL...
other than that, i do agree its al a business trick, and people do spend lots of money on it too!its al crap, why do ppl need a day to show their love?
my friend tells me,"180 million Number of Valentine's Day cards exchanged annually, making D-Day the second most popular greeting-card-giving occasion!"

and yeah,me ws thinkin of telin u to watch that video on utube, Vday pains, i guess the link has already been posted here!its hilarious! u know, a stress reliever perhaps ;) ;)!

all said, me wishing u a very happy valentines day Keshi! Take care!
hugs for you!
Stay Blessed!

Anonymous said...

Keshi

Happy Valentines Day

a >-------<----<@ for you

hugs and love

SamY said...

ur one of the best anti-climatic person I'v known, proly better than me and my cousin ... he he ;)) ... everytime something very mushy happens we'd wonder how it would be if something tragic happens :))

** Do you need a day to celebrate/declare your love to someone? It's plain stupid.

true dear. but in the long run people take one another for granted. this is an excuse to get the spirits and romance on a high :) ... its just like our festivals nah? an excuse to make merry with near & dear ones ... an excuse to not make the drudgery of everyday an excuse

** Maybe for some people, sending chocs/flowers on Vals Day is much easier than that.

these ain't a must, tho thats what its about for some ... time well spent together is priceless enuf ... but tell me something ... during christmas didn't u wanna gift something spl for that kid? why? that kiddos smile was much more precious than the money right? its the same here nutty. such things r one way to make someone happy. it need not be something expensive u know. just that you took the pain to do it. but IMHO time is the best gift anyone can give :)

** alot of people send horrible messages/gifts to their ex-partners,

on the lighter side, if that makes it easier to get along then fine :). but ain't this like revenge? would you be able to do that to someone whome you truly loved? if it was just a fling, then I guess one proly would :D

** Remember true Love cannot be demonstrated through an off-the-shelf product. It can only be made to feel.

EXACTLY ... for some creatures its such products that kicks off the feeling :p ... so they claim ... but as u rightly put true love doesn't require such :)

** Now please make up your own sadistic lines and share with me.

Am in a v.gud mood 2day having got rid of a load of work. Hmm its gonna be hard ... lemme think :-?

its been hours n I can't come up with a think ... so ditch it ... hope suthing interesting happens at least in ur v'day :)

alex said...

LOL..

You are very right about the commercialisation part.

I wonder why how people feel heightened emotions on such days. Why not every day??

Jeevan said...

That's very funny messagesss keshi!!

Today would be a great day for us here, to get a lovely kiss from keshi;) lol

Happy Valentines dear Friend:) Hugsss.

Princess said...

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
Keshi.....

Lots of complaints it seems...
BTW, nowadays evry festival is commercialized, and V Day is no exception.

much luv,
-Aiz.

krystyna said...

"There is only one happiness in life: to love and be loved".

Happpy not only Valentine's Day!

priya said...

Keshi- That was so funny and cudn't stop laughing. Have a good day.

Sphinx said...

lol! lol... i'd hate to be ex of urs!

Sphinx said...

lol... hate to be an ex of urs!

Sudeep said...

lol.. first of all i laughed at tht cupid pic n then went drool over tht babe.. he he

wish u a very happy valentines day keshiiii.. :).. huggzz

it really is a custom to send such wishes for exs'? funny.. n some of urs were really hilarious

n this song is one of my fav

hoping tht it is not already 15th at ur place n i lost the free kisses :|
-Sudeep

Helen said...

I love, love, love when you post like this!!! You are hiiiilarious!

Ok, here goes:

**waste his/her time, by sending him/her a valentine inviting them on a scavenger hunt to meet a secret admirer, then at the end leave a pile of poo**

**send an anonymous card that closes with: this is from one of your exes warning you to get STD tested**
(oooh yeah, that's really mean)

and finally (for all the Mr Darcys out there):
**I'd offer you my tit to nibble on, but I can see you're still on your mamas**
(hee hee, even though his mama is sweet and nice)

Happy Valentine's Day, Keshi, I love, love, love my blog friend!!

Shitrint said...

happy vals day to u too kesh!

the way i see it, i thot vals day was all abt spreading love. but with these vidictive messages they are just teaching how to spread hate. and belive me being mean and vindictive to ur ex thinking it will hurt him/her is not at all therapeutic. its juts increases the hate and anger n more, which if un released or released in a wrong way will harm the person more than whom it was intended for. life's lived the practical way, and giving into extreme emotions of hate howevere tempting and justifiable it may seem is just wrong!

Fated said...

That is hilarious! I'm all for that. In my thing today I put that the only reason someone should get back with an ex is if they have suffered a brain injury..

I got a good chuckle out of the one with "Your heart is as small as your certain body parts are". Hehe

How about on the front "I thought you were the best companion" then inside "and then I got a vibrator"

or anything that ends with "and then I came to my senses"

"tonight i would like you to..." "Sleep with the fishes!"

starry nights said...

Keshi I have to agree with you about all this commercialism regarding valentines day.But then if people want to waste their time and money making people either happy or miserable then its their call.But I want to wish you a happy Valentines day,and warm Hugggggggggggggggz.who needs flowers and chocolates.Thats what I get every day and just not on valentines day.A warm big hug from "J" and it keeps me happy all year through.

Ghost Particle said...

if u cant beat them...sell to them!!! Sell flowers keshi!

Have a great valentine! I did not get any smelly fish :p

Paul said...

How much love do you suppose there is in romance? Mother Theresa had a lot of love, but I don't think much of a love life...

I say the active ingredient in romance is hormones. Sometimes love is there too - but you can love your grandmother, right?

Sorry so unromantic. Maybe I'm just bent out of shape because I'm by myself with a bag of Doritos, but I don't think so. I like Doritos.

Nora said...

Happy V-Day Keshi (I love your sense of humour)! x

SM said...

Happy valentine's day Keshi!
This post is great and very true in every respect.

Rex Venom said...

Happy Valentine's Day!
Enjoy this VD fully.
Hee hee.
Rock on!

Top cat said...

Happy Valentine's Day to one of the sweetest bloggers in bloggerville, she's cute, she's sassy, she's smart and writes good stuff.
Thanks for the smooch! one back at ya.:)
tc

Keshi said...

Azuka ty!

aww so how was V-day? Dija score? ;-)

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heyy Viv ty!

**had u not been single, got lots of teddys, chocolates and roses today wud u still say the same u have in the 1st para? ..

yes LOL!


**who spends money to send gifts to take revenge?

some do. Im not saying I'd do it tho. I was only havin a laugh, thats all :)


Azuka was first...and u came 2nd hehe. MWAHHHHHHHHHHH Viv!

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Asha u came 3rd but thats not too bad sweetie.

Yeah they do this kinda thing here...and it's sad. But I was only having a laugh. I'd never do that kinda thing to an ex.

Hope u had a romantic V-day ooo lala :)


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Kathy MWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :)

How was ur V0day sweetie? Tell me all the juciy bits ok?? LOL!

btw I havent checked that link yet...I was so very busy at work yday. I'll check it now, ty so much!

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Silvara sweetie so how was ur Vals Day ha? ;-)

**with a hot picture of me on it saying "You could have had this" Muahahahahaa.

LOL good one!


I should check that blog...will do soon ty!


MWAHHHHHHHHHHH hun!

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lol I dun dread it sweetie, ty N mwahhhhhhhhh Shionge!

I dun say no to Kisses :)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty MG hehe.

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Menchie I dun mind receiving a hunk by mail LOL!


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Caz ur a very lucky woman cos that wut real LOVE is. awwww HUGGGGGGGGGGZ to Nick!


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Suga MWAHHHHHHHHH!

**but there are still pppl out tehre who spend V Day without all the costly things and still make it special.

Absolutely rite! I agree.

SO how was ur Vals Day? :)


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Fleiger dun u know Im the presdient of the Lonely and the destitute Club LOL!


**don't tell me that you won't be happy getting a box of chocolates on V-Day.


I wud be happy ofcourse! I didnt mean those lil chos or flower gifts. I was talkin abt the ppl who spend recklessly not knowing what Love is all abt. Ppl who cant even support/be by their partners on other days.


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Trundling heyy!

**It's Valentines Day. I'd love to give you a present but I'm still being treated for the one you gave me".

LOL hahahaha good one!

awwww I LOVE ROBBIE with all my heart :) Why d u hate him?

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aww HUGGGGGGGGGZ Ghee ty!


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Thumbelina I saw ur beautiful roses WOW ur lucky! And he's lucky to have u...such a wonderful human being.


**Sorry. I won't be able to give you my heart this year, but i DO have another throbbing organ you might be interested in..."

LOL haha so dirty! Naughty girl :):)


U must be receiving alot of gifts with the festive season ard...nice to give too.




Keshi.

ari4u said...

Very funny Senorita....
Happy valentine's day to you as well. :)

So sorry, havent been blogging or commenting for a while now. Work is hectic and i get drained out by the time i come back home.

I managed to backtrack and read some of your previous posts that i have missed. Some very very whacky, some very touchng, esp the one about your dad and the nursing home. You have an excellent flair for writing and you manage to find the most apt images to go along with your post to make an even bigger impact. I love reading through your posts. It gives me a feel-good effect when i am done reading them. You bring humor, humility, love, whackiness, respect, responsibility(esp with the drunk driving post), wit, creativity, beauty(with your pictures) and an elegant class with your posts. I make it a point to read your posts whenever i get a chance and sometimes your posts make my day.

Keshi, thank you for blogging! Dont stop doing that, even if you are on a wheelchair!

and aahh.. I remember someone from a while ago who was complaining that she would die before being forced to migrate to the beta blogger... welll... lookie lookiee... :D lol

K, one piece of advice for you. Pls dont be so liberal when posting personal pictures online. The last thing you would want is for your pictures to be misused and abused and you later regret for it.

Take care... lotsa hugs to you and i hope you had a smashing Valentine's day.
-ari

Keshi said...

Aditi heyy single n happy ha...that we r :)

**not that i would mind it if i was at the recieving end of a rose

why not..I'd love that too. But none of my guy friends were kind enuff to gimme any roses yday. But when I went home I had one single red rose waiting for me. Guess who it was from?

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Mack WC n MWAHHHHHHHHHH! :):)

I sound kissable? ok just check my lips then LOL! There r heaps of pics of me in this blog. hint hint ;-)


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heyya Samy how was ur Vals Day?

o gawwd Samy once again u took this humorous post so seriosuly LOL!

**but tell me something ... during christmas didn't u wanna gift something spl for that kid? why?

I did and thats cos I do that anyways...and Christmas time is when I choose to do extra stuff cos of all the holidays and thats when I have time too.

Anyways I hope that ppl dun think Im a bitter drama queen :( This post was just for humorous reasons and I think I said it there too :).

tnxxx Samy hope u had a wonderful V-Day!

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Phoenix u too!



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Ty Saffy sweetie HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ!



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o cmon Southy lol!

**u can kiss the boys, just tell me when u wanna kiss a Man,

arent u a boy? I meant boy for males hehe.

A 'man' sounds better ofcourse ;-)


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hey Prits!


**If I had been in love with a person at some point of time in my life...I can never bring myself to hate that person

true. Me neither.


aww u dun find it funny? hehe thats ok :) I find it seriously funny. I dun like the hatred bit, but the lines r sooo funny :) tnxx anyways and nah u didnt hurt me at all LOL!


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Bev thats rite...some guy killed his wife's lover yday here in Aus...as a V-day revenge act :(



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Crazy ppl indeed Deepz :) And thats what I was laffing at.

But alot of ppl seem to have gotten the wrong idea abt me :*( Funny how some ppl cant see the lighter side of things w.o. being so serious.


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hey Jay HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ! :)


**How bout a little nude dancing for Valentines day??
Go ahead .. I'll hold your clothes.

LOL ur sure u'll give em bakk to me when Im done?


**"Roses are red
Violets are blue
This need to be said
I hate your fucking guts you cheating son of a bitch"


hahaha thats so very mean!!! but if he was a cheater then he desrves it. And if I was his GF, I'd have just walked away...never send any msgs like that to him. He's just not worth the hassle LOL!


:)



Keshi.

ari4u said...

And oh... i had this song (something stupid) playing in my jukebox for over two weeks. Check out more on my blog if you havent already :)

Sugababee said...

My Vals Day eh... well it wasnt bad... juss like ne other day but with a red background is all:)
Annndd... how bout urs missy?

Keshi said...

Kumar yeah u did call me BABY :) awww...

**Why be sadistic? 3nj0y the day.

I enjoy being sadistic LOL!

But I do hey emotional on Vals day...I think abt my past Vals Days..I think abt my Exs...I think abt my deserted Love life.


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ty Ektaran HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ n u too!


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ty so much Dawny HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGZ!


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ty Krys...Love is the only way.

MWAHHHHHHHHHH!



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HUGGGGGGGGZ Niki ty!



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Blessed MWAHHHHHHH! Im just like u sweetie. Tho I make fun of Vals Day I still wud love to receive flowers anytime :) Im such a puke-sappy romantic, u have no idea!

Thats some interesting history on Vals Day, ty so much! I hope everyone reads it.

so wut did u do yday? :)


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Vivek ty :)



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hehe Neihal ty and same to ya!

btw I love Robbie!


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Ammu mwahhhhhhhhh! How did ur day go yday? I think I threw up several times seeing so many puke-sappy lovers holding flowers after work LOL!


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Amy HUGGGGGGGGGZ! So how many flowers did u get? :)


nah girl even I can tbe that mean to any of my EXs...1 cos I have never had mean EXs...2 cos even if I had a mean one, I wud just walk away...why spend so much time/effort on venegeance.

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aww ty so much POO HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ! I laughed alot reading those lines :):)


**)True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.\

HAHA loved that!

btw wut did u do/receive yday?


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Deepz heyyyyy hows u? Long time!

Hope u had fun yday :)


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thats so true Johno! And how was ur V-day?



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ty Seema :) HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ!


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Diva hey ty n huggggggggz!

**but im not going to buy anything for my exes. no way...

now thats being quite sensible. :)


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Hi Amit!

**Did u send any of the comments to anyone?*just curious*.

LOL nah neva. I cant do that kinda thing. It's just not me. This is just a fun post. thats all hehe.


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Ash ty :)


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BnB lol ty!


nah we can neva do this to an EX. We r not so mean cmon!


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AB its ok to celebrate love in a genuine way...but when ppl buy ridiculously expensive gifts hoping to demonstrate their love, its just plain stupid.


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Desperado ty so much! Friends like u make my life more interesting and special. thats such a wonderful dedication. ty so much HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGZ!

** "looking for love"...

I must must must listen to it somehow. Cos the lyrics r just awesome! Kinda depicts my heart's mental status :)

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Ganesh hehe 45th in line but not giving up ha? sweeeet :):)


** kiss may be grand but it won't pay the rental
On your humble flat, or help you at the automat

hehe thats so true ha!


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Why not ha Geet :) HUGGGGGGGGGGZ!



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Harekrishnaji WC n ty!

Wut u said is so true.


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DNA Mwahhhhhhhhh ;-)


**- Send her a picture of yourself standing in the bathtub holding a hair-drier, with a note saying, "Dating you is still the stupidest thing I did."

LOL haha good one!


**- Send her a card that says, "I am glad I met you. Otherwise I would've never known the meaning of white-trash"

whoaaaaaaaa ROFL!


**- Send her duct take with a note, "Duct tape 'em, that may be the only way to keep your legs together"

LOL OMG ur very good at this arent u! Somehow I knew u wud come up with some really funny ones :). ty so much!

And how was ur Vals Day? Such a handsome dude like u must have received so many things from so many secret admirers ha? ;-)


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Tasha babez how did ur lil son's V-day party go? Im sure it was fun.

My V-day was nothing special. Felt more lonely watchng many girls carrying flowers after work. thats abt it mate.


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Julia heyy nice of u to give ur guy that book. Im sure he'd have been stoked.


**only 'V-Day gift for EXes' that I can give him is a prayer that he be happy wherever he is now.

thats so sweet of u. I wudnt do any nasty thing either. This was just a fun post :)

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DJ tnxx!

Cupid doesnt know where I live LOL!


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KK Mwahhhhhhhhhhhhh ;-)


**Send a box of chocolates with a nice valentine note and instead of chocolates fill the box with roaches

lol I had that in mind too..then I though NO...cos I hate roaches so much that I wont be able to pack it even :(

so how was ur V-day?

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m000nie HUGGGGGGGGGZ!

**i always cherish my relationships even if they have gone sour..

o cmon sweetie u know I wont do such a mean thing. This was just a FUN post :) Thats all.

How was ur day yday?


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ty Shammu HUGGGGGGGGGZ!

** think i wil send some fried cockroaches and bread mold to one guy today..

LOL EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Im sure he'll pass out on the spot.

I'll check that video out then, ty!

Hope u had a romantic day yday? :)




Keshi.

brute said...

happy valentine's day..keshi!!!

La vida Loca said...

happy valentine's day to u sweetie
hugs

Fleiger said...

Hmmm... Well, I wouldn't call myself destitute (lonely, maybe), so I won't give you competition for the post.

And you would find this nice to read:
http://www.leasticoulddo.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=21997

Happy V-day!!! Don't take life so seriously...

Outdoorsy Girl said...

Ahhh...the post I had been waiting for! Finally, a part of Valentines Day I can enjoy! I have enough jerks out there to remember on this day.

One in particular, I'd LOVE to send a gift to...I'd send him a phone with an attached note that reads:

Thought I'd get you a new phone since apparently your old one didn't work any more. I'm sure your new line will be buzzing with calls from all your new babes. But don't worry...when it DOESN'T ring, then you'll know that it is me.

Keshi said...

Hugggggggz Anony ty for that beautiful rose!

here's one for u too..

>-------<----<@

MWAHHH ;-)

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Alex ty!


Well I was feeling lonelier than normal days but :(


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Jeevan MWAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

:)



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Aish ty n HUGGGGGGGGGGZ!


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Priya ty :)


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Sphinx u can be my ex...do not be afraid LOL! Cos I wont really do something like that. Im a good girl u see :)


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Sudeep heyy missed ya!

Glad u like the song..one of my favs too. Especially the original one by Frank Sinatra.


**hoping tht it is not already 15th at ur place n i lost the free kisses

it is btw :) but how can I not kiss Sudeep. MWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :):)


And how was ur V-day?

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Helen MWAHHHHHHHH babez n ty :)


**waste his/her time, by sending him/her a valentine inviting them on a scavenger hunt to meet a secret admirer, then at the end leave a pile of poo**

LOL haha soooo funny!


**send an anonymous card that closes with: this is from one of your exes warning you to get STD tested**
(oooh yeah, that's really mean)

LOL I had this one too.


**and finally (for all the Mr Darcys out there):
I'd offer you my tit to nibble on, but I can see you're still on your mamas**

This one's THE BEST! ROFL! hahahahahahahahahaha :):)

Ur an original babe, HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ that was really good!

Hope u had fun yday!

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Shitrint hey ty!


I know..it's spreading hatred but some ppl do it. And this post was just for fun on my behalf. I'd never do such a thing to an ex.. U know me :)

HUGGGGGGGGGGZ!

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ty Fated!

:)

**How about on the front "I thought you were the best companion" then inside "and then I got a vibrator"

LOL good one!


**or anything that ends with "and then I came to my senses"

haha!


**"tonight i would like you to..." "Sleep with the fishes!"

ROFL! :):) ur too funny!


ty so much!

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Starry heyy huggggggggz!

**But then if people want to waste their time and money making people either happy or miserable then its their call

sure is :)


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Ghosty u want me to sell flowers? LOL why?


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G'day Paul!

wut u said is right. It doesnt have to be romantic love. Love of any kind is GREAT.


**Maybe I'm just bent out of shape because I'm by myself with a bag of Doritos, but I don't think so. I like Doritos.

hehe good one. TC!

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Nora ty MWAHHHH!


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Sharda ty sweetie!



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Rex MWAHHHHHHHHH ;-)




Keshi.

Keshi said...

Top_Cat awww thats so sweet of ya, ty matey!

***SMOOCHEROOOONZ***

:)


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Ariiiiiii HUGGGGGGGGGGGGZ! Where have ya been?I thought u stopped bluggin :( Well its so nice to have u bak.


** I make it a point to read your posts whenever i get a chance and sometimes your posts make my day.

aww thats such a kind thing to say Ari. I appreciate ur wonderful words abt me. U have no idea how good it feels to hear such things from someone I have never met. It's such a magical feeling. TY and Im glad my posts make ur day.

Beta...lol yeah it eventually happened.

abt my pics..o well ur right..tnxx for being so concerned HUGGGGGGGGZ!

So wut dija do yday with ur wifey?

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Suga mine sucked big time. Need I tell u that sweetie?


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Brutey ty and same to ya :)



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LaVida hey ty and how was ur day?


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Outdoorsy LOL HUGGGGGGGGGGGGZ!


**But don't worry...when it DOESN'T ring, then you'll know that it is me.

LOL I love that so much!! THE BEST so far. hahahahahaha!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Flieger Im not afraid to say Im needy of Love...:)

I'll check that link.

Keshi.

Helen said...

Aaah, Keshi, all those ppl that are admonishing us not to be so sadistic and vengeful are probably right...dammit. It sure is more fun plotting vengeance :) :) It's still V-day here, and b/c hubby has ignored for months a liiiittle job, it's now a full-blown PROBLEM, so I'm sitting inside while he putters with housing project outside. Buuut, I have crablegs and tenderloins to nibble on for dinner, and us pregnant gals have got to eat well, right? :) :) I know you're really a romantic at heart, and you know I am, too.

Here's to Mardi Gras next week (who can't get into that holiday??)

KK said...

**so how was ur V-day?

Still in office... so take a guess how my V day is :D

So how was yours?? any spicy things??
Even if not tell some thing spicy... Will make life interesting :D

Keshi said...

Helen u gotta eat well indeedz..TC and crab? awwwww I love em! yummmmy.

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KK ur still on V-day? I know that yanks r a bit behind from Aussies all the time ;-) LOL!




Keshi.

ari4u said...

:) :)
Every day is valentine's day for me. I dont mark my calendar and wait for a specific day to express me love :) and btw, im still in my V-Day... behind the rest of the world as usual :)

unfortunately, V-Day has become very commercial these days. I hear in the radio every year about valentine contests and the winner gets something special, like a free meal, flowers or tickets to a concert. This year was something different. One of the radio stations was having a contest where the winner gets to divorce their spouse! Believe it or not. The RJ was interviewed by CNN and this was her reply.
"The world is not a happy place. 50% of the people are happy with their current relationship and the other 50% are suffering and would like to get out of it, but dont know how or cannot afford the legal fees. While most of the radio stations cater to the happy percentage of the population, we decided to help the other 50% who are depressed and in need of help"

So the winner gets a gift from the radio station in the form of a free attorney to file for their divorce. Thats a lot of money saved! And you wont believe it, the response was overwhelming!! A lot of people took part in the contest.... Where is this world going to... Where is the love... where is the love....

uttara said...

keshiiiiiiiii
LMAOOOOOOOO

happy val day!!!


n hey how many guys smooooched ya?? lol n who was hot till now???*winks*
LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

wat did u do for val day????

muaaaaaaaaaaaaah
long live our friendship :):):)







@ raj...

let her come bk in her own sweet time.. till then i shall KISS u ..lol

MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
*blush blush*

(its a val day spl ;).... BTW u like passionate one or wild one ;)ahem ahem)


LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Keshi said...

Ari thats great that ur in LOVE everyday ;-) I thought so too hehe.


OMG that competition!!! I cudnt believe that it was for REAL. What has happened to the world? I guess nobody knows what Love is these days...especially ppl who measure evrything with MONEY.

And ur rite...where is the LOVE? It's lost and buried somewhere underneath the bank balances ands assets I guess.


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Uttsy MWAHHHHHHHH! How was ur day yday? Did u make any guys pass out?


**hey how many guys smooooched ya

NONE! Can u beilieve that? I can. ROFL!



Keshi.

SamY said...

** heyya Samy how was ur Vals Day?

no different from any other day :) ... though it was relaxed ... no valentine, so even more relaxed :D

** Anyways I hope that ppl dun think Im a bitter drama queen :(

U R A DRAME QUEEN :p ... there ain't no doubt about that ;)

SamY said...

** heyya Samy how was ur Vals Day?

no different from any other day :) ... though it was relaxed ... no valentine, so even more relaxed :D

** Anyways I hope that ppl dun think Im a bitter drama queen :(

U R A DRAMA QUEEN :p ... there ain't no doubt about that ;)

Keshi said...

thats rite..me a drama queen but not bitter I hope.

duhh Samy :)
Keshi.

Poo said...

hey babes ... how many gifts? roses? did you get ...;)

Me nothing actly i wanted my own album "Just me and him" ...so he has promised me that ...next saturday we will go to a good studio and click some 30 snaps....its going to be my fav album ;))
I am very excited and will post few pictures as well....check me out soon ;)

And a gifted me One card and a Gold Pendant

Keshi said...

lol how many gifts? Poo u think I have so many lovers? awwwww....actually my Vals Day sucked big time.


wow that'll be a beautiful album! I wanna see it :)

That gold pendant says alot. WOW!


Hugggggggggggz!
Keshi.

samuru999 said...

Hey Girlfriend
My Valentine's is almost over...
I had the most fantastic day...
got lots of yummy kisses from my sweetie....

I have missed you too!
Thanks for your visit today.
I luv you lots...too!
I hope to be back to posting soon!
Loved this post...you made me laugh!
Thanks Angel!

MWAHHHHHHH!

Margie
P.S I need to run now as more kisses are awaiting me!!!!

Poo said...

When i will come and meet you ..promise i will give you lots of gifts ;))

deepsat said...

oh well, dont judge yourself based on how ppl react!! some r serious always!!

v know who's funny here!! LOL!!!

take care

Vikas said...

every day is v.day ...so i feel everyday we should love.....there can not be special day to love you partner or family or friends.......every day is V.DAY......so i wish u every day V.DAY

Take Care
Vikas{V}

samuru999 said...

Yes, back soon...back soon!
Oh, I have to tell you the post you did on your dad had me sobbing.
He is watching over you, Keshi!
May he rest in peace!
I miss my mom and dad so much, and wish so much they were still on this earth, but I think of them each and every day, and am so thankful to have had such wonderful parents.
I am going to Scotland in October and I will visit the birthplace of my dad's dad...I can't wait!

Good- night my friend!
Huggggggggz!

Margie

dharmabum said...

i'd agree with ur opening lines - i don't like v day for similar lines - its hay day for all those who wanna sell ugly things they call 'gifts'...v day has become too hyped, its just a marketing gimmick.

when we were in college, one of my friends wrote some major poetry about "being in love with u, and i can't live without...'...u know, the usual mushy stuff, and addressed to one of the girls.

it had a post script which said that if she didn't like it, she cud kindly pass it on to her neighbour :)

doing these oddly sadistic things seems like fun, though i maynot do it myself. probably coz i am just too lazy. also coz i don't hold anything against my ex - it was actually my fault, and so she shud be the one sending me those lousy messages...

dharmabum said...

oh, and keshi - i have to tell u that i am completely floored by the way u actually take the trouble of replying to all the comments u get...

and considering the fact that u get atleast a 100 comments for every post, it is indeed quite a task so sit and write back, however much it may give u a joy to see so many readers. i think its truly very nice of u keshi. for that, u truly deserve a lot of LOVE from all of us. never mind if v day has passed - everday is good inuf for a warm lil wish, no?

Keshi said...

Margie Im so glad to have u bakk! U have no idea abt how much I missed u. Blogville isnt the same w.o. u ard. I hope all is well with u. HUGGGGGGGGZ n WB! Im very happy today.

Abt u going to Scotland in Oct, THATS GREAT! Well we r both very lucky to have had good parents, indeedz!

ty so much for coming bakk! Nitey nite sweetie!

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Poo awww I dun need gifts...I'd just want to meet and talk to ya. HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZ!


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Deepz heyy!

**some r serious always!!

LOL yes :):)

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Heyy Dharmabum ty!

**it had a post script which said that if she didn't like it, she cud kindly pass it on to her neighbour :)

HAHAHA!


**also coz i don't hold anything against my ex - it was actually my fault, and so she shud be the one sending me those lousy messages...

awwww...well I wudnt do any of these to my EXs either. No ways! :)


Keshi.

Poo said...

just a small correction babes ...I gave him a Card and Pendant ;))

and we will talk talk and talk and then will call Amy and distrub her also heheheheh

Take care lotsaaaa love

Keshi said...

awww its my pleasure Dhramabum!

My blogging policy is that if I expect ppl to comment to a post that I write, then I should thank them for their time and efforts...and that means I read and reply to their comments.

HUGGGGGGGGGGZ n ty!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Poo u gave him that? oh ok!

haha yes! We will be 3 big chatterboxes :):)

Keshi.

Eclipsed Thoughts said...

What sadism!! aww....
how was your Vday??? mine was good... and the best part was we had snowfall in Kathmandu... after 62 years... isnt that great... so by evening, all the hills surrounding the valley had white marks upon them... looked very nice....

Tomm office off... no work, sat and sunday hols... no work.. and monday is public holiday (democracy day)... so i am gonna have a great weekend... wow....

PrAcHi said...

Can anyone tell me when I login to the blogspot with OLD version WHY the F*** it says "Move your account to use the new Blogger". I don't want to move to the new version!

kavya said...

LOL!! keshi..
one hell of a post!!
great music!!
just cant stop laughing girl..happy V day!!:))

hugzzz

The Grunt said...

I have nothing except this: Happy Valentine's Day, Keshi! Luv Huggs and plenty of kisses.

Die Muräne said...

Bad girl! ;)

I wanna be first, I wanna be first!

Akshay said...

I like all the wicked plans.. but then it would make me look superbly evil (I like evil..) Aite announcing to the future GF, if you ever dump me.. you are going to get an evil gift from me on the next valentine (buhahaha.. evil laughter)

Lera said...

you never know,when your valentine springs up a sudden surprise,just keep your door open...;) he hee.Happy belated Valentine's day sweetie...:) Happy weekend!

Anonymous said...

I mean, if you can be a faithful, loving and caring partner all year long,

Sheessh
u girls read too much of Mills and Boon


an erection only lasts so long

Shitrint said...

oooh! u had a red rose waiting for u! who sent it? who sent it?
mr. darcy?
u cud so totally put up a post on this, dontcha think?

KK said...

**I know that yanks r a bit behind from Aussies all the time ;-) LOL!

LOL!! If you guys run before the world wat are we to do :)

Aditi said...

ooh i think the rose was from your mom or sister?
hhmm??

Mirage said...

Hey girl!! Belated Happy Vday! Gosh ur so right abt it becoming more of a mkting oppurtunity here! Its actually a western concept, n even they dnt make such a big deal out of it. Oh well, anythin fr love i suppose! Hope u had fun! :)

Cheesemeister said...

Gawd, I'm just so glad I don't care anymore!
It's just another excuse to eat chocolate.

luvwannabefree25 said...

Just another Hallmark Holiday!

Sending you lot's of belated VDay love Keshi!!

MUOH

JD ;)

Sanjay said...

Valentine's day is overrated and over marketed. It helps that neither of us care to celebrate it. :)

Meg said...

Hey Girl, hope you had a great Valentines Day and spread goodness all around you - AND, got lots of kisses!!

I'd kiss you if I could - and I'm a chick who doesn't even swing that way - LOL

HUGZZZ
Meg

Sugababee said...

*hug u tight tight*
K so like Kesh.. i hear its boiling over where u are... now im like super J cuz im freezin ma lil toosh off here:(

lol hope you have a good weekend kid

Keshi said...

hey KAP got any roses? :)

**so by evening, all the hills surrounding the valley had white marks upon them... looked very nice.

wow I cud just picture it. Must have been really romantic.

u lucky girl..soo many days-off. And I have to work my ass off today :(

anyways have a a good one HUGGGGGGGGGGZ!

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Prachi thats what they did to my blog too LOL! Now u have no way out..u just have to switch. I think they force Classic bloggers somehow (batch by batch) to switch. And now it's ur lot.

Well just do it. Nothing bad happened when I switched...except its got faster and better features now. Good luck sweetie!

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ty Kavya :) Huggggggggggz!


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MWAHHHHH n HUGGGGGGZ n WUTNOTS Grunty :)


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Murane LOL!

**I wanna be first, I wanna be first!

awwwwww u have been the very first anyways ;-) Rem ur poem that u wrote...abt swimming ard my legs...lol I can never forget that!

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Akshay aww dun ever do such things to any girl ok...hehe :)


LOL @muhahahaha!

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Lera sweetie ty HUGGGGGGGGGZ!


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Saby hellooo :)

**an erection only lasts so long

If ur a pig it lasts for abt 36mins...thats what I read somewhere. So pigs cud be better lovers? LOL!

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Shitrint yeah wait for my sappy post hun :):)


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KK well u too can run with us...join us Down Under :)


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Aditi hehehe...;-)



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Mirage heyy HUGGGGGGGGZ!

**Its actually a western concept, n even they dnt make such a big deal out of it.

it sure is n alot of Eastern ppl copy Western anything :) But yeah like u said, anything for LOVE!

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Meister Huggggggz!

**It's just another excuse to eat chocolate

hehe I did just that on V-day. I ate too much choc I felt like throwing up..seriously.

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JD HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZ!

On V-day I wanted to come to ur blog...but I couldnt comment at all. The word-verfication didn't show any letters and it was so annoying!

Anyways wut was V-day like? I'll come ard today. MWAHHHHHH!


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Sanjay thats just it.


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Meggzy MWAHHHHHHHH!


**I'd kiss you if I could - and I'm a chick who doesn't even swing that way

LOL awww I wud too. Just some innocent pashing but hey I aint Madonna or Britney ;-)

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Suga hun get a BF to keep u warm :)


**i hear its boiling over where u are...

it sure is...but why wud u wanna boil sweetie? LOL! It's bloody HOT here I felt like stripping in the middle of the road today LOL!



Keshi.

Nirek said...

happy valentine's day dear!
and those hatred messages during payback time are sounds odd! If someone can hate his girl after breakup, then he never fallen in love before. it's just a cheating timepass for him!

--Sunrise-- said...

LOL! Hahahaha… looks like the Aussies have a good sense of humour, ey? :D These are brilliant! Is this really a 'custom' thing? Wow.. LOL… :D

Love it, girl!! :D

Keshi said...

LOL Sunrise it is actually :)

Keshi.