Tuesday, June 12

Accidentally Yours

Hello my dear ones...how have you been? I had a nice long weekend although Sydney was flooding like crazy...well not where we live but in the Hunter suburbs. It was a sad weekend for many families who lost loved ones due to accidents caused by extreme weather conditions..hard to even imagine how some weekend weather can take your life just like that. And today it's all bright and sunny!

Speaking of accidents, I'm well-known for being the creator of unusual accidents many a times in my life. My first little accident project was accomplished when mum got pregnant with me. Just yesterday she told me that I was an accident. Meaning my mum and dad didn't want to have another baby for atleast 5yrs after my sis was born - but I couldn't wait to see the world, I snuck into my mummy's womb little after my sis was born. My mum didn't know she was pregnant so she had eaten mixed-grill and basically vomitted the whole day, and she had even taken some stomach cleansing medicaton for it (no wonder my sanity was washed out - o momma!) . So my dad had taken her to the doc and apparently he smiled and said to her 'you're pregnant'. And they were utterly shocked as they didn't want another baby at the time. But they had to have me, cos if not, I'd have protested inside her tummy (yes with boards and all) demonstrating Baby Rights. My mum would have felt my 'you-better-have-me-or-I'll-tell-on-you-to-God' stare right from my little home inside her womb. So she had me and I'm accidentally your's now nenenenene.


Just months after I was born, I didn't allow mum to relax. I was seriously ill with Measles and other complications, I was admitted to hospital with doctors predicting 'Death' would be my next stop. But this tough lil bubbz didn't give up...cos you know accidents were only a fun thing for me...hehe they just didn't know. I somehow survived all the battles in hospital and came home to torture mum more. Mum told me that she was in tears 24/7 when I was ill but she didn't know I'd have already spoken to the man upstairs asking him to repair me in a hurry cos I wanted to grow up and blog some day. So I survived that battle too folks hehe.


Next stop was a seed in my nose...yes I accidentally stuffed my left nostril with a Tamarind seed and it went right inside. I was a 1yr old then. I was taken into the Emergency unit and the doctor there saved my life somehow. Well I knew he would have to cos I still had more time on Earth for more accidents cmon!


You think with that I stopped being little Miss.Accident? Not a chance. I was about 3yrs old and was playing in the park with my sis and our maid. Somehow it was time to go home and we were walking back. I still remember that day so clearly. A cyclist came speeding at me and ran over me (maybe he was in love with me?). My head was under his wheel and I could still remember how the wheel was churning super fast above my eyes even though the bicycle was now at a halt. I was again taken into the hospital and my whole head was all bandaged for months. I didn't lose my marbles, no not yet. I actually loved the bandages around my head and thought it was fun to be sick and look different. I was only a child you see.


Oh no...not again! This time around I was 5yrs old...we went to our cousins' house for a visit. They lived in a big house in the country, and in the middle of a huge garden full of huge trees and densed shrubs. So we were playing in that garden when I suddenly stepped on a big dried palm leaf. And what do you think was underneath that leaf? A huge yellow and brown snake that popped it's head out as soon as I stepped on it's body...yes Keshi was standing on it's body and not doing anything about it cos she just saw the snake's face and was quite surprised she saw a snake so close-up! I still can remember how I was standing on one leg staring in the snake's face and how it was staring right back at me without doing anything to me even though it was just inches away from sinking it's fangs into my flesh. About 5secs, and I was not there anymore LOL! I was in my aunt's kitchen, panting from the speedy running, and wondering what if it had bitten me. It could've and those snakes are highly venomous. I didn't tell anyone about it cos I was worried they'd not let me play again. After a while I went out to play again - don't forget I like adventures. I told this story to mum just yesterday and she was in complete horror.


If I were to write all the other accidents in my life, it would take a separate blog itself. I'll continue the rest (including how I j-walked in front of a speeding bus and managed to get to the other side in one piece, how a mean little dog chased me at a funeral, how I nearly drowned in a well, how I drank my granma's medicine and passed out, how my own pet dog once saw me as it's dinner etc etc) in another post on some other day. For now, I'm accidentally yours and dangerously alive hehe. Share with me some of your childhood brushes with danger, so I wouldn't feel so alone. (Today's music - one of my favs, is humorously yours too ;-))



Current Music: I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor

115 Cranium Signets:

lee said...

I will survive -hey, hey!

Hi keshi,"Ms Accident-prone", you have reminded me of the time I got a rice bubble stuck up my nose -haha. My worst accident was nearly drowning -wouldn't recommend that to anyone ;).

Shionge said...

Hiya Sweetie...just called my gf in Sydney just to check that the flooding did not affect Mosman much. Yes, sorry it is causing havoc to some :(

Hey...me too....accidentally I was created just like you so that we can be blog pals :D

Menchie said...

Love that song!!!!

Well you've certainly had your share. I've been in two car accidents, got hit by a car while standing on the road waiting to cross but only sprained my ankle.

but my most memorable one was when I kissed a kettle on the stove because I wanted to see if it was hot and didn't want to burn my fingers. I went around with toothpaste on my burned mouth for a week after. dumb huh?

Steph said...

Girl, I swear you are my twin! It's amazing we're alive.

I think you need to invest in a stack hat, some knee and elbow pads and maybe some water wings too, just in case.

CM-Chap said...

Hi keshi... Its amazing.. By the way u hvn't told me yet, to trouble whom did u take all this risks (Face the accidents)in life???

dharmabum said...

wow, u seem to have had ur share :)

me, there were so many i can't even remember keshi. just this once comes to my memory now - i wasn't a kid or anything, a teenager probably. we went playing in the sea, my friends and i, and i never knew any swimming, but kept moving deeper and depper until at one point, i couldn't handle it any more and i started drowning (atleast, i drank a lot of water and panicked)...and then some guys who were present there luckily came in and dragged me out...i was in a state of shock for about half an hour. but that was all, after that, i went back frolicking in the water :)

Iceman said...

U feelin alone?... hmmm.. come ova 4 coffee mate!

Life has been full of adventures! Car wrecks & rehabs, bike wrecks & rehabs... Mind wrecks, heart wreck and well... I can sum up what life has taught me in 3 simple words! "It goes on!"

CM-Chap said...

Hmm why nt a real woman Keshi.. offcourse its much beyond jst falling in love. They defntly seduce men like anytg. offcourse I go mad.. much more than for Niagara.

Ho wat I was askg you was... u hv crossed/survived so many accidents and created so many problem till date of ur life... which means is some big trouble is waiting for someone ?

Srijith Unni said...

Haa haa,,! Keshu truly accidentally yours..! I myself remembered how i stuffed a bead in my sister`s nose. I myself once drank Dettol thinking it was my grand father`s honey.!

My prayers and condolences to those brothers and sister who lost their lives and loved ones..!

Thank god, you escape all accidents and keep blogging to keep us entertained.

Have Fun, Take Care and God Bless!

With Best Regards,
Srijith.

ToOothlEss WOndeR! said...

i dont think I was an accident, but everytime i came home with a story from school (and a note from the teacher) my father used to look at my mum, and say quite gravely that he should have slept.
I guess that way, i'm a apassion fruit ;)

I havent had as many dramatic accidents as you, but i've had a snake fall on my head from a tree once when I was riding my bicycle, and then (with the snake still on my head) fell in the pond.
I've cycled into the pond several time since, but that one was funny.

Silvara said...

Hahaha....So cute and yet so funny :)

Hmmm - I am very accident prone as well but I tend to cause accidents a lot more than have them :P Evil aren't I? The one I can remember most was running to pick up the kettle when it had fallen and burning both my hands on it really badly. I had to go around with bandages on them for ages!

Dalicia said...

i was riding a bike in a neighborhood. suddenly a whole bunch of dogs were chasing after me. and it was very sloppy hill and paddled like crazy and screamed!!!!!!

i hope the flooding is not causing damages to your home!

susan said...

hMy goodness, I guess you are a miracle baby!

I can't think of anything major that I managed to survive...I think you took them all. :)

Aditi said...

while i was horribly clumsy as a child i was lucky in that i only managed small scrapes and was perpetually bruised, but nothing drastic.. nope we left all of that to my brother

alex said...

Keshi,

This is scary to me!

But all the same, as long as you enjoy it, it should be fine. :)

Well right now the only accident i can remember is the latest post in my blog. :)

Geet said...

Hey Keshi,

I was quite the accident prone kid when I was young too!

When i was about 8, I was jumping from one sit-up station to the other (instead of doing sit-ups) and managed to slip and fall, hurting myself so badly I needed 9 stitches on my forehead. And I only missed the nerve to my eye by ONE centimetre. Lol.
I still have the scar above my left eyebrow.

I am quite the clumsy person even though I'll never admit it (admitting it online is fine :p)

Have a good week ahead!

Nora said...

Keshi, I'm surprised (but very grateful) that you're alive!

DJ said...

do u really consider all these to be accidents? i think they all collectively point to something... something that shaped you the way you are today and the way you will be in the future...

anyway, forget philosophy for now... its a like melted icecream that my tongue does not wish to taste but my heart does not allow me to throw... :) quite an antithesis isn't it? :D

nice post... :) loved reading through...

and one more thing... you have been tagged again... so pick it up if u can... :) its the
"thinking-blogger-award" tag...

tc...

Deepak Gopi said...

I had met with accidents many times,but every time I escaped.I feel that some invisible hand is saving me.I really feel it.

sam said...

hey ur style is damn cool!!
anwyz, u ain't teh only one i tell u...
i still carry numerous scar all over form teh accidents taht i've had....
jumping from a nearly a storey high wall, and crashing my chin onto somthing.... very prone to rolling down the stairs..... got caught in atussle iwtha bicylce and ended up in teh hospital for a palstic surgery.....
and god knows how many more.. al dat my mum says its a miracle u managed to live till this age... lol!!

rich said...

LOL!
keshii - i *love* this post :o)
im sure its your way of making yourself stronger :P

o woman! you rock!!
you are one person i wudnt say"be good" to ;o)

= rich

Jeya Anand said...

Hey its great to catch u alive..hehehe..
I have passed thru such accident prone childhood myself..stiches on my right n left aspect of my forehead(in my home veranda playing with my sis)...stiches on my backhead too(that was in school kicking my friend:D)...stiches on my left ear..i guess...and so many...
But u top the list...And so the award goes to u..heheheh

U have a great blog and good writings here....

Peter said...

I had ten minutes of good laughs! I'm so happy that I accidently got to know you, well, at least your blog!

The song also put me in good mood. It was the song which accompanied the French team (which also survived well) when they won the world championships in soccer in 98!

Cazzie!!! said...

I was always the one in hospital, it is why I becamde a nurse I think.
I broke both my arms when riding ..or falling off, my horse. I tisted my ankle doing roller skating netball and aerobics, not at the same time of course!

Sockpuppet said...

Sieg Heil!

The future is in the Sock!!

Phoenix said...

god! How clumsy/lucky/silly/tough-that-you're-STILL-alive are you!
:P :P :P

taqdeer said...

lolz, very accident prone you are!

The first time, I even stumbled onto your blog accidentally :P

hehe, i also have my neverending share of accidents :) The last one was a month ago: a motorbike accident. I dislocated my shoulder and hurt my leg, but am fine :)

lol, you are def not alone ;)

Michelle said...

awwww...i cud imagine a little keshi running at full speed hehe anyway, other than being ill wen u born, we have sooo many accidents in common!! i stuck a horsegram up my nose hehe cuz i thot it wud be fun...and then i cudn breath and wen i was taken to the doc, he got out some forcep like device and i thot he was gonna cut my nose open or sumtin so i started crying...but he lured me with a chocolate so it was cool :P and i remember i almost stepped on a snake once wen i was in school...it was in the grass and it was green! so it was totally camouflaged...i cant even imagine wut wudve happened had i stepped on it :S hehe are we accident prone or what? are u still like tht? lol i seem to have lost it...*touch wood*

Michelle said...

i posted a huge comment and then i dunno wut happened...i hope u got it! :(

cindy said...

Well I remember rolling on the floor with my brother, it's a stupid game that we both invented. Whoever could roll over the other person first, is the winner.

However, I think I rolled myself too much that I didn't noticed the stairs . I accidentally rolled myself down the stairs. -_-

Thank goodness it was only a minor cut on lips.

Poo said...

Hi Keshi...How are you? Did you get my message sweetie :)

Mr Accident Queen ...It was really fun reading your post :) Loved it

Next stop was a seed in my nose- What were you doing ..i mean a seed in the nose ...OMG were you able to breath???

***I actually loved the bandages around my head and thought it was fun to be sick and look different. I was only a child you see.***LOL Keshi .... You still managed to survive huh :)

Share with me some of your childhood brushes with danger- Well i have loads to share

I have fractured both my legs and hands.... Once i had fractured my Right leg and Left hand .... i don't remember how but it was a great time...i mean Parents pamper so much ..all Good and healthy stuff to eat ..I always loved being sick

Then i was once playing in the veranda... and i fell from the first floor ..I have 7 stitches on my head .

May be 5 yrs back ...I meet with an accident ...A bullet banged inside me ...he was totally drunk and the number plate went inside my thighs.... It was the most painful experience.... you wont believe after the accident i drove my self to my aunts place and from there they took me to hospital... I have 60 stitches on my Thigh (Inside and Outside) total 30. Doctors told us that one more inch i would have lost my leg

There are so many ..i am sure everybody has at least few to share ....

Love you dear and tc

Helen said...

Ha ha ha, Keshi, we're lucky to have you with us, what is it with children and things up the nose (for me it was a corn kernel)

Andrew said...

Perhaps you need personal insurance Keshi, or perhaps you are not insurable.

AmitL said...

Hi,Keshi...LOL at the 'accident-prone' post.Though,I'd say accident-prone is not the right word...each of the 'accidents' were more due to naughtiness,weren't they?

vishesh said...

lol:) never have had any brushes with death..but i keep getting hurt..am knwon for it...ops and as i am typing i just hit my leg...i am known for them and absent minded ness....:)good to see you alive and kicking and blogging ;)

Neihal said...

hahaha

for all the accidents u have had, we had a good post :P
who is complaining.. :P

Asha said...

Oh My!! What an adventurous accidental child you were and are!!:D
Seed in the nose is a classic!!
I had an eventless childhood,safe and sound except when I was 17, I was in an car accident which gave me lot of Root canals when I got older!
have a great day,glad you are safe and glad your mum had an accidental baby!:))

krystyna said...

Hi Keshi!
"You are not accidental. Existence needs you. Without you something will be missing in existence and nobody can replace it. That’s what gives you dignity, that the whole existence will miss you. The stars and sun and moon, the trees and birds and earth — everything in the universe will feel a small place is vacant which cannot be filled by anybody except you. This gives you a tremendous joy, a fulfillment that you are related to existence, and existence cares for you. Once you are clean and clear, you can see tremendous love falling on you from all dimensions." —Osho

Have a great, successful day!

mystic rose said...

hey keshi,
nice reading this post..brought back too many scary memories of my own childhood.. i think we all survive, for better or worse, upto us.

and hey hey i will survive..yeah love that song, the spirit of it.

Top cat said...

what sweet stories about childhood keshi.
I'm glad you were an accident and have safely grown up to be the beautiful person you are now.
tc

cocaine jesus said...

when i was about four, our then neighbourhood was still being built and i was fascinated by all the workmen who drove thepick up trucks and who handled all the bricklaying. soooo, armed with a trowel i stole i climbed a ladder, several floors up, and started to 'build a house'. my mum, upon seeing her tiny mite high up on a building site went ape!
i think i suffered when she got me down!

adi said...

hey, that is so marvelous, i did have my share of accidents but not as much as u ;)

and if u find something written in hindi on my blog, u might find a translation of it in the comments section. m not very good at translations, so i hide them in there :)

Pankaj Gupta said...

oh what should i say TAKE CARE FOR FUTURE babes..

javagirl1111 said...

giggling!!!!

BTW, your song today is one of my favs... she's fantastic... ageless:)

niki sato said...

stomach cleansing medicaton was ROFL :D
i got goose bumps with ur other experiences.
glad u are still alive, keshi-chan!!
i had broke my arm and hip bone by accident in childhood.*brush*

Charles said...

My earliest accident memory is from my Granddaddy's & Granny's room. My Granddaddy had a calendar with Marilyn Monroe on it. It was the kind where if you raised the clear sheet in front, her bikini raised with it.
He had put it up on the wall above their bed, higher than I could reach to raise the bikini (I liked looking at her). Being the smart monkey, I picked up a metal stool and put it on the bed that was as tall as me. I climbed the bed, climbed the stool, reached for the calendar... and fell to the floor with the stool coming right after. Cut my head and had to be rushed to the ER. Scarred for life, its one of three scars on my head from accidents.

RamaG said...

Oh Moi Gawd! All this is absolutely unbelivable.

In 2002, when I was in Switzerland, I went for White-Water Rafting and while rowing, I fell down in the river. You know I cant swim and I thought i was a goner. Somehow, my friends grabbed me and pulled me over.

-Ram.

deepti said...

:-) thanx to your post, it took away all the work stress i had, made me nostalgic n all smily...
Hey u better start taking your care honey...:-)
Love...

MONA said...

There are ever so many incidents that I cud recollect. But I will tell you about the latest one that happened about two years ago.
I had been to a shoe shop & saw a nice pair of boots. I considered & reconsidered buying them & left without them. Halfway, I broke a heel & went back to buy them finally. I came out with them on & as I was crossing the road, a big car ran over my foot.. it came zooming round the corner! The pain was excruciating, but I had no broken bones, only a ligament injury. I was told by the doc That I was 'saved from amputation by my marvelous shoe'!! Can you beat that!

Andrew The Asshole said...

yeah that's alot of accidents boo!! I've had my share its party of growing up and if you have children its part of being a parent. We know you are a tough cookie though. I have had a few deep cuts... baseball bat, jumping a fence, and a metal door. Through all that i'm still a pretty boy.

homo escapeons said...

As the favorite and first born child I spent my first years trying to get rid of my baby sister. As soon as she had teeth she started biting me (never thought that I would miss being pinched) so it was on!

My greatest accomplishment came in a playground at the Lake one summer day. The little monster was about 4 so she could understand basic commands.

We went over to the Teeter Totter and I ordered her to place small rocks on one end while I would push down the other end with all of my might and 'catapult' the rock into space. How cool is that?

As she leaned over to place the pebble on the other end of the ginormous wooden structure I pushed down with all of my might and the other end caught her underneath her chin.

I will never forget the blank look on her unconscious face as the lever catapulted her limb body into the blue sky. She was propelled into space for what seemed like an eternity and by the time she landed in a heap other parents had arrived and she was taken away for a few stitches..but none the worse for wear.

That is why I have always been so cautious and stayed out of harm's way...I know that her revenge will be swift and final.

Jay said...

Well, if you were an accident then you were one of the greatest, happiest and best accidents of all time!

When I was like 7 years old I would ride my bycile all the time. When I would go home I would race through my neighbor's yard at high speed and blow right through the shrubs along their property line.

One night it was getting pretty dark and i came through even fast than usual and caught the steel rope that is used to anchor telephone poles. It got me on the left should and sent me flying.

I hit the ground and rolled around for second thinking I'd been shot or something. I got up and staggard home and my mother freaked out. She rushed me to the hospital to have the check out the shoulder. She thought I might have broken somehting cause it was all black and blue.

Luckily nothing was broken though. The doctors were laughing when they asked if anyone had checked on the telephone pole to see if it was still standing. It was. haha

Pecos Blue said...

Dang girl!

As a new mama this added grey hairs to my head. To your mom's as well I am sure. You know what they say is that when you have kids it will come back to you : )

Anyway--funny I shoved a pussywillow up my nose and had to have it removed.

A concussion from falling off my bike--on hands riding when I was 11.

Fell off my hourse numerous times and broke m wrist, sholder and more. No wonder most dangerous sport.

Anyway--I am now fearing what my little governor will do to me ---the sleepless nights.

take special care of yourseld now. : )
Pecos

Nanditha Prabhu said...

i remember I once rubbed tiger balm inside my eyes ! because my cousin convinced me it would make my eyes very cold ! You can imagine what happened after that.....

nice post!

SaffronSaris said...

Hiya there, Li' Ms Accident ;p
I'm so glad you aren't affected by the floods. Read in the papers that it's the La Nina effect at work, something like the droughts are gonna stop and you all can have cheaper fresh produce!! I hope so, coz the price of fresh milk has been heading north :(

Blessed said...

Hey Miss Keishi!
I don't mean to laugh but I cracked up reading about some of your accidents.
Goodness!
You make me smile.
Thanx!

Keshi said...

At first I was afraid..I was petrified...

:) u know this song is one of my fav karaoke numbers Lee. U should see me singing this one...sounding nowhere close to Ms.Gaynor!



**I got a rice bubble stuck up my nose

haha did ya think Rice bubbles r good for ur nose? so cute!

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Shionge awww u r so caring. Mosmon is where some of my cuzns live.

TY!


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Menchie hey u've been in 2 car accidents? Brave gal!


**when I kissed a kettle on the stove because I wanted to see if it was hot and didn't want to burn my fingers

haha so cute! Kissing kettles sound soooo inviting to me now :)


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Stepher my long lost twin sista how u doin? Im pretty amused Im still alive and sometimes I check if Im really alive!


**you need to invest in a stack hat, some knee and elbow pads and maybe some water wings too,

I think thats a good idea...if Im to survive atleast until Im 60. tnxx babez!

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Hey Chap!

** which means is some big trouble is waiting for someone ?

mmm I think I hv troubled alot of ppl already...the bus driver who nearly went to jail cos I crossed in front of it...my cuzn who tried to save me from the well and nearly got himself in there too...my mum who had to watch me growing thru all of these wild happenings etc etc..and many more ppl in future!


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hey Srijith ty!


**how i stuffed a bead in my sister`s nose.

so u tried the experiment on ur sis....what a smarty LOL!


**I myself once drank Dettol thinking it was my grand father`s honey.!

haha so cute! I once dran my granma's prescription medicine n passed out for 30mins.



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Dharma heyy!

**i couldn't handle it any more and i started drowning (atleast, i drank a lot of water and panicked)

awww..Im glad they saved ya. I was recently nearly-drowned in Cronulla beach. I swallowed alot of water as well n was also saying my paryers thinking they were my last. It was truly frightening.


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hey Icedude!


**Car wrecks & rehabs, bike wrecks & rehabs... Mind wrecks, heart wreck and well..

awww cmon u were not in rehab were ya? If so it wud have to be after u met me. :)


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hey Toothless :):)

** and then (with the snake still on my head) fell in the pond.

OMG really?? LOL sooo funny! I had a bike when I was abt 10-12...I used to ride on em and crash on the wall..but I never fell off it.



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Silvara!

**The one I can remember most was running to pick up the kettle when it had fallen and burning both my hands on it really badly.

OMG thats very dangerous. Cos one of my friends' sister's 2yr old baby pulled the kettle cord and all the boiling water fell on her back..she was seriously burnt n in hospital for months.

Im glad u got better and grew upto be one of the prettiest and sweetest babez ard!


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Hey Dalicia Im safe TY!


**whole bunch of dogs were chasing after me. and it was very sloppy hill and paddled like crazy and screamed

haha I can just picture ya!


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Hello Susan!

**I think you took them all

haha I think so too :)




Keshi.

Keshi said...

lolz Aditi I can imagine ur bro.

I had plenty of falls, scrapes, scratches etc etc. Some scars r still visible on my knees.

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aww Alex ty!



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hey Geet!


**managed to slip and fall, hurting myself so badly I needed 9 stitches on my forehead

:):) awww...Im so very glad it didn't wreck ur eye!!

Im still clumsy...and Im not gonna deny that haha!

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haha Nora tnxx hun!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

DJ heyy hows u?

**something that shaped you the way you are today and the way you will be in the future...

I think so too...well everything happens for a reason ha.


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Heyy Deepak!

**.I feel that some invisible hand is saving me.I really feel it.

Ur saved for a reason.


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haha Sam!

**jumping from a nearly a storey high wall, and crashing my chin onto somthing

That must HURT ouchhhhhhh!


**rolling down the stairs

that had me laughing like crazy!


**plastic surgery

u serious? LOL!

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Rich I hv no other option but to be strong LOL! ty sweetie.



Keshi.

La vida Loca said...

My childhood brushes with accidents?...Dint have any except the one time where I fell backwards from a bed and hit my head against an old fashioned metal recliner.

Fleiger said...

For one accident prone to another... I know the pain ;)

I have had 3 bones broken till now, including both in my right fore-arm :D

Keshi said...

Jeya WC to my world!

**Hey its great to catch u alive..

LOL haha thats a good one...cos u never know when I'd be gone :):)


I rem getting Stitches..eeeeeee it hurts!

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Bonjour Peter!


U met me accidentally oyeah..how cool ha :)


**French team

yes this song is a great number that suits many occasions.


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haha Caz u sound so cute!

**I broke both my arms when riding

well Im glad they r working now hun. And ur doing great as a nurse to the ones who r breaking their arms now :) HUGGGGGGGGGZ!


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SockPuppet WC!

Im not sure if the future is in the sock but u sure do sound interesting :) ty!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Phoenix even Im surprised...and u havent even heard the accidents I met with later on..LOL!


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Taqdeer our accidental meeting is quite a pleasurable one ha :)


** a motorbike accident. I dislocated my shoulder and hurt my leg, but am fine

aww Im so glad ur doing good now. TC when u ride it next time...dun look at the pretty chicks ok? ;-)

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Hey Michi ur comment was there. Just that u hv to wait till I log in and publish em :)


**i stuck a horsegram up my nose

LOL Michi ur so like me!


**green snake

OMG! Im sure twas venomous..the green ones r! Im so glad ur safe Michi sweetie pie...HUGGGGGGGGZ!


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G'day Cindy!

** I think I rolled myself too much that I didn't noticed the stairs . I accidentally rolled myself down the stairs. -_-

LOL haha so darn cute! But Im glad u didnt get badly hurt.


Keshi.

Aidan said...

Good choice in music.... Oh my god how are you still alive:) Proof the gods have a sense of humour.....

Glad you are still with us though, who else would distract me from work...

Hrmmm Just 5...

1) You name it i have walked into it, from motor boats to bashiong my head on Aeroplane wings, to tripping over many forms of pet or live stock.

2) I swallowed a 2 cent coin while paying at being a banker as a kid, there is an Xray right in the Center is a shiny new 2 cent coin..

3) I was born with a hole in my spine if that hole moved about 2 more mm, i would have been born unable to walk.

4) I have pushed my arm bone up and over my wirst, Breaking the bone and requiring tow bone manipulations to put it back in place, The Doctor broke my arm by accident the second time. As a result my wrist still sounds like a cement mixer. And there are still fragments of bone...

5) Other Breaks: elbow fell out of a tree, left it untreated for 2 months, still painful got it xrayed, bad fracture, Broken Ankle wiht torn ligaments, done while playing soccer i kept playing a kicked a goal with it.

I could be here all day ill stop there, odd medical conditions to.. just top it off.

Keshi said...

heyya Poo MWAHHHHHHH!

**...OMG were you able to breath???

nah...I was coughing n rolling on the floor...thats what mum said...and then she realised what had happened n took me to the hospital straight away. Funny how my sis was never in this kinda trouble ***touchwood***!


**I have fractured both my legs and hands

OMG Poo ur quite the adventurer ha! :)


**I have 7 stitches on my head .

Jesus Christ! U beat me there.



**A bullet banged inside me ...he was totally drunk and the number plate went inside my thighs...

OMG Poo wut d u mean bullet? Im so glad ur leg was SAVED!!

huggggggggggz TC.

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Hiya Helen!


**what is it with children and things up the nose (for me it was a corn kernel)

OMG u too! LOL I guess babies tend to experiment with their bodies...and to them a nostril is so inviting they try to find out if seeds n other stuff should fit in there :):)


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G'day Andrew WC in here!


**Keshi, or perhaps you are not insurable

good idea but Im not sure if they'd be ready to accept it..like u said. :)


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Hello Amit!

**...each of the 'accidents' were more due to naughtiness,weren't they?

partly cos I was naughty n partly cos I can be pretty dumb sometimes w.o. intending to be so LOL!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

heyy Vishesh!

**ops and as i am typing i just hit my leg

haha it always happens to me! I have long limbs and I always hit myself on the wall or furniture at home/office n I wonder why Im living in small places LOL!


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Good on ya Neihal :)



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Hey Asha!


**when I was 17, I was in an car accident which gave me lot of Root canals when I got older!

OMG u serious? That must hv been a pretty nasty accident Asha. I hope all is well with u now. HUGGGGGGGGGZ!


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Krys ty so much for that quote..it's just AMAZING. HUGGGGGGGGGZ!


**The stars and sun and moon, the trees and birds and earth — everything in the universe will feel a small place is vacant which cannot be filled by anybody except you

I truly believe in that for each of us. Wonderful thought!


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Rose, U will survive hey hey...:)


MWAH!

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Rick ty matey HUGGGGGGGGZ!



Keshi.

Trundling Grunt said...

Hmm, you're sure you and Steph aren't sisters? You might draw some comfort from this article:-
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/health/article1918842.ece
"Bumps and bruises are good for children"

Keshi said...

Cocaine_Jesus u sound soooo cute!

**i think i suffered when she got me down

LOL! Im glad ur mum got u down on time tho.


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Adi ty will do. :)



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Pankaj I think I need that..ty!



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Javagirl she truly is...this song is one of my fav karaoke songs :) Its a great chicks' number to sing together.


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Niki huggggggz!


**i had broke my arm and hip bone by accident in childhood

well u were trying to chase after ur childhood BF ha Niki?


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Charles heyy hows u?

Guys wud even die for Marilyn Monroe ha? LOL Im so glad ur still alive tho. That was a very cheeky thing to do Charles! :):)


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hey Rama!

**You know I cant swim and I thought i was a goner.

That wud hv been pretty scary! Im glad ur friends were ard to save ya.


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aww Deepthi it's my pleasure. I like making ppl laugh and if I cud do that even a lil bit, then I hv lived my life well. HUGGGGGGGGZ!


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Mona u r kidding me right??? OMG that was a very freaky situation to be in!! Im so glad u bought that pair of shoes girl. Im so very glad!

HUGGGGGGGGGGGGZ stay safe!


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Andrew TY! :)


**I have had a few deep cuts... baseball bat, jumping a fence, and a metal door

haha typical 'boy' accidents!


Pretty ha...show me ;-)


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LOL HE u sound like u were quite a lil TERROR bakk then.


**I will never forget the blank look on her unconscious face as the lever catapulted her limb body into the blue sky

I cant still believe u really did that to her!! U r such a bully of a big bro haha! Im so glad ur sis is atill alive and I hope both of u in good terms now? :)


btw my sis was so jealous when I was born...my mum said that she threw a hard Powder case towards my head and it hit me on the forehead. Now can u u'stand why Im loco sometimes? Being the youngest in the family comes with heavy prices to pay ha!



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Jay heyy :) ty!


**I would race through my neighbor's yard at high speed and blow right through the shrubs along their property line

LOL I can just picture ya!


**I hit the ground and rolled around for second thinking I'd been shot or something

Jay ur quite the explorer of poles ha ROFL!


**The doctors were laughing when they asked if anyone had checked on the telephone pole to see if it was still standing.

HAHA! Im so glad u were unharmed seriously, and that u grew upto be the great guy that u r. HUGGGGGGGGZ!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Hey Pecos!

**To your mom's as well I am sure. You know what they say is that when you have kids it will come back to you

aww dun tell me that :):) I'd go mental.


**funny I shoved a pussywillow up my nose and had to have it removed.

so u did it too LOL!


**A concussion from falling off my bike--on hands riding when I was 11.

o dear!


**Fell off my hourse numerous times and broke m wrist, sholder and more

thats very dangerous!


**--I am now fearing what my little governor will do to me ---the sleepless nights.

yes take rest now...cos when the ygrow up u'd have to be on ur toes 24/7 :):)



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hey Nanditha WC!

** remember I once rubbed tiger balm inside my eyes

OMGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!


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Saffy aww ty n HUGGGGGGGGZ!

**fresh milk

well it affects healthy n sane ppl like u. I so hate milk :)


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Blessed I missed ya. HUGGGGGGGGGZ! U alright?




Keshi.

Keshi said...

LaVida heyy!

**I fell backwards from a bed and hit my head against an old fashioned metal recliner.

OUCHHHHH!!!!


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heyy Fleiger!

**I have had 3 bones broken till now, including both in my right fore-arm

ur kidding me!



Keshi.

The Phosgene Kid said...

I prefer to refer to an unexpected pregnancy as a "pleasant surprise". Accidents usually infer something calamitous.

Keshi said...

G'day Aidan!


**Good choice in music.... Oh my god how are you still alive:)

Cos I will survive...hey hey...;-)


**Proof the gods have a sense of humour.....

o He does..just that sometimes he gets cranky and decides to stop joking.


**Glad you are still with us though, who else would distract me from work...

haha Im glad Im still alive too..and u havent even heard the rest of my accidents. U'd b very GLAD that Im alive Aidan!



**1) You name it i have walked into it, from motor boats to bashiong my head on Aeroplane wings, to tripping over many forms of pet or live stock.

ROFL! Aeroplane wings? haha how on Earth Aidan??


**2) I swallowed a 2 cent coin while paying at being a banker as a kid, there is an Xray right in the Center is a shiny new 2 cent coin..

lolz this one is sooo cute!



**3) I was born with a hole in my spine if that hole moved about 2 more mm, i would have been born unable to walk.

awwwww Im so thankful to the man upstairs for knowing where to put it!



**4) I have pushed my arm bone up and over my wirst, Breaking the bone and requiring tow bone manipulations to put it back in place, The Doctor broke my arm by accident the second time.

Is this doc related to me by any chance?


**As a result my wrist still sounds like a cement mixer. And there are still fragments of bone...

omg really? Im so sorry to hear that Aidan.



**5) Other Breaks: elbow fell out of a tree, left it untreated for 2 months, still painful got it xrayed, bad fracture, Broken Ankle wiht torn ligaments, done while playing soccer i kept playing a kicked a goal with it.

OMG u r so crazy LOL! Im glad u r still alive and walking Aidan! ****TOUCHWOOD****



**odd medical conditions to.. just top it off.

arent we all victims of rare illnesses. :)


TC matey n hugggggggggz n ty for the laughs!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Trundz heyy, Steph n I we r long lost sisters...no wonder we r both from Down Under.


That article is meant for me. Ty! :)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Phos I think so too :) TY!

At the time I may hv been labelled as an 'accident'..but mum knows what a pleasant surprise I turned out to be hehe.

Keshi.

George said...

Keshi ... I would love to be standing next to you to catch you if you fell down or something, but now I think that standing next to you might be rather dangerous. You're on your own, love.

Keshi said...

haha George but wut if I fall gently? :)

Keshi.

Little Miss Muffet said...

ohmigosh! ur so accident-prone!! well u better take care of urself keshi girl, it's nice to have u in this blog world :) and i'm sure ur mom must be really grateful for having her "little" accident..heheh

curryegg said...

Wow keshi...
You're such a lucky, courageous, brave, advanture, cool, and ambitious girl since you were in your mum womb... I really admire you.

I hope that there wont be any life-taking accidents on you or even us in the future..
Amitabha...
*pray*

Jewel Rays said...

Love the title..:D

And enjoyed reading the post.

You are an admirable women!!;D

One accident i remembered, was being hit by a lorry while waiting to cross the road.

Sugarlips said...

Hahahaa, Keshi what an adventures life you lived :)

Had great time reading the post :)
I hope you are doing great, I'm a little busy,moving to a new home :) so this is the reason for not catching up on your blog regularly :)

Stay Beautiful...!!

Keshi said...

hey Curryegg ty MWAH!

**I hope that there wont be any life-taking accidents on you

If that happens one fine day then I wudnt know...so its ok ;-)


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hey Amy ty sweetie!

**was being hit by a lorry while waiting to cross the road.

OMG when was that? Im glad nothing bad happened to ya.


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Suga no worries dear...Happy n Safe Moving!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Miss.Muffet I nearly missed replying to u...in the crowd. Sorry!

HUGGGGGGGGGZ n ty sweetie :) Yes my mum is so happy that the accident called KESHI happened hehe.



Keshi.

Sujit said...

oh! man.. you are a little adventures lady.. hehe...

Neers said...

whoa!! are you sweet or what?? :p loved this post!

AakASH!!! said...

So you are accidentally ours. :D

sam said...

errr..... yes ma'ma its true!! i still got the mark on my lip...

Margie said...

Hi Keshi
I'm just heading off to work.
It's almost 1:00 AM there...are you sleeping yet?

My you sure are Ms Accident Prone!
I've had a few....broke my leg twice...once when I fell off a bike when I was 7 years old, and broke it again about 5 years ago.

This wasn't really an accident, but I got bitten very badly by a neighbor's dog when I was 9....I had to get many stitches.

And I just cut my finger badly less than 2 weeks ago...still have the stitches....getting them out today.

Well, I've got to get going.
Be careful out there Keshi!

Huggggggggz dearie!

Margie

niki sato said...

wooow good guess keshi-smartchan!!
i was late for meeting time and chased my female friend.
then got hit lol

toby said...

Kuching - I was only 8 months old, just about walking, when I found the one gap between the playpen bars that I could squeeze through. Made it to the door and down the steps without being spotted. Then under the house (it was on stilts) where I met Horace, the giant centipede. I didn't know that a bite from him would be the end of me but I guess his hissing and grotesque appearance gave me a clue. Witnesses said I managed to stumble along just fast enough to stay out of reach. Kind man with a parang chopped up Horace before he got me.

somepinkflowers said...

my brush with death this week happened when i stood up at a homeowners meeting and asked the governing board a question:

"is it legal for you to thrown PVC pipes into our river," i asked.

i may have to move and change my name...i may have to go undercover...

PS---WHAT A GREAT BLOG YOU HAVE HERE!

Ghost Particle said...

//Just yesterday she told me that I was an accident.// ----A world without Kehsi!!! would be like a world without ice creams!!! Oh my god, you were so close to remaining a wish...!!! gasp!!!

Accidents...well I did try to kill a cat...wait me facing accident...well I still have a birth mark (cut scar) on my back from mom's glass bangles... Other than that its normally me getting evil over everything...until came the time when I sunk into myself and became a silent ghost....

The Phosgene Kid said...

some rules for Keshi:

- Stay off the bike path
- Lay off the Tamarind
- Don't tease the snakes

Keshi said...

Sujit heyy :) hows u?

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:) u too Neers ty n HUGGGGGGGGZ!


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And accidentally mine too Aakash haha!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

aww Sam :(

TC next time!


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Margie MWAHHH! Hows u? Just this morning I was thinking abt u when I was on the train...wanted to come over n say Hi to u in ur blog. And ur here...how nice :)


**once when I fell off a bike when I was 7 years old,

awww I can just imagine u when u were 7yrs old...must hv been such a cutey!


**dog attack

OMG that must hv been so scary for ya! Im so glad u recovered well Margie.


**finger cut

I know...I wanted to ask u abt that too...is it getting better now? My crushed finger has retauned old blood underneath the nail now..and it look awful..blue as ever! And the chemist told me I hv to wait till the nail grows out...:(

TC sweetie!

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HAHAHA Niki!

Run with care next time ok? :)




Keshi.

Keshi said...

Toby mate u were just 8months n u managed to get out of the house just like that ha??!! OMG Im so glad u were safe from Horace!! Such a cute lil story tho :)

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Somepinkflowers WC!


**i may have to move and change my name...i may have to go undercover...

haha cmon it cant be that bad..or is it?

:) Anyways I hope they'll do something abt it soon.

TC n ty!

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Hello Ghosty long time...hows u?

awwww me like ice-cream? hahaha cute!


**well I still have a birth mark (cut scar) on my back from mom's glass bangles...

I rem u saying that story to me long time ago. btw I luv glass bangles :)


**kill a cat

omg u tried to kill a cat? MEANIE!


**until came the time when I sunk into myself and became a silent ghost....

aww what happened? ur not a ghost...ur a human being right now. TC!


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Phos thats some great advice ;-) TY!




Keshi.

Mumbai Guy said...

Lol. Keshi, this was a fun post, right from begining. Looks like you were in good mood. That pregnancy incident was described with good humor. That being said, I was more interested in knowing on how you plan to go with accidents in future. :)

Keshi said...

hey MG ty :)

**how you plan to go with accidents in future

mmmm Im fully-covered LOL!

Keshi.

Margie said...

Hey Keshi
I'm here again.
Awwwww, how sweet!
You were thinking of me on your morning train.

My finger is all healed....
I got the stitches out today.
So your crushed finger is still looking bad...
It takes a while to heal when you
get a bad injury.

Yes the dog attack was very scary Keshi....
I'm lucky I did not die....it was that bad....I won't go into thr gory details.

Well my hubby is taking me out to dinner to celebrate my finger being all better.
He's kind of sweet!
Before I go I'll leave this little poem for you(and your mum too....you and her are a sweet pair!)

Wherever there is happiness
hope you and your mum be there too.
Wherever there are friendly smiles
hope they'll smile on both of you.
Wherever there is sunshine
hope it shines especially
for both of you to make each day
as BRIGHT as can be!


Have a most beautiful day!
MWAHHHHHH!

Margie:)
P.S I finished this just in time as my hubby is saying..."let's go,
let's go."
So gotta go.

Keshi said...

Margie thats so sweet of ur man..to take u out to dina for feeling better. Enjoy it hun!

That verse for mum n me was sooo very special! I'll always rem that Margie. TY n hugggggggggggz!

TC now,
Keshi.

George said...

Keshi ... whether you fell gently or violently, I think the hazard would be standing beside you ... that may be very dangerous in itself.

Keshi said...

aww George why why :*(

Keshi.

Naveen said...

you sure seem to love "living on the edge" .....

Keshi said...

Naveen I didnt ask for it LOL!

Keshi.

diyadear said...

hey keshi..
it was such a lovely read.. oh my god u syure r miss accidental he he..
my worst accident was a real accident which had me almost dead with fright he he

Keshi said...

aww Diya Im so glad nuttin happened to ya!

Keshi.

Ghost Particle said...

yeh...i did not view it as a cat...i was 3 or 4....I build a pyramid on top of it with stones... :(

Thanxs for da comments kesh, yeh Im a human...but a blogging ghost.

Ghost Particle said...

I did...didnt i?

Ghost Particle said...

oh! hahahah....okay doing dat rite now...:p

Alok said...

I wasn't the accident prone kid but ye i had my share of so called serious accidents .....

I must have been nine or ten when I was on a vacation with my grandparents ..... when I was engulfed by a giant wave ... well the sea decide he cant have a morone like me and threw me back on shore when it pitted the next time

Should have been 12 when my adventure with water continued and I slipped in one of the lakes in Calcutta. My loving sister who didn't know how to swim as well ... jumped behind me to save me .... Thank God for my uncle who noticed us getting drowned n managed to save us

My first experience at driving was also very exciting ..... My dad had got this new Maruti Zen .... I slipped out of my house the following Sat afternoon and decided to try my hands at driving ... well drove really well but while parking back the car managed to lay a scratch on the left door .... As petrified as I was decided to take back and come forward at a better angle. So nervos was I that I had my right leg full at the accelarator and left leg right in the air after I hit reverse gear ... well the car flew back .... hit a divider flew back and managed not to kill somebody .... well i did get grounded but the relief on my parent's face is something tht i still remember

And then it has been last yr that I broke my ligaments in the left leg by slipping down 12 stairs ....

And miraculously I m still alive

Keshi said...

:):) Ghosty.


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Alok those were some crazy freak accidents :) Im glad u r alive...including ur sis who tried to save ya..lol so cute!


And ur dad's car...OMG u wrecked it didnt ya hahaha!




Keshi.

The Acid Tongue said...

Haha, nice read..
For once i thought even you had suicidal tendencies :p

Keshi said...

lol Acid ty!

Keshi.