Monday, June 4

Men-O-Pause!

What's On The Menu?

Ok I'm single and 'looking' alright, but that doesn't mean men have to be so desperate. On Saturday I went to a buffet lunch invited by a friend. Mum and sis were also invited. So we all headed to this beautiful restaurant full of yummy food and was having a great time enjoying the food and chatting non-stop about this and that you know. Well soon it came to coffee time so I headed to the coffee machine to make 2 cups of coffee, one for myself and the other for my friend as she was too lazy to walk there. As I was making the coffee, a husky voice behind me asked 'You like coffee do you?'. I was so not prepared for replying-to-a-hunk-out-of-the-blue, I immediately blurted out 'No'. LOL that sounded pretty retarded cos here I am making 2 cups of coffee and saying I don't like coffee!! Then I quickly corrected myself by saying 'I mean YES I like coffee', and I turned to look who this was. He was a cute guy alright and I imagined he was just chatting me up while we were there to make our coffees. Then he asked me where I was from (like he wanted to travel there hehe). I said 'I'm originally from Sri Lanka but I live here now'...and I asked him where he was from (not knowing what else to ask apart from do you like the color blue?)...then he goes 'I'm from Egypt and I live here too' and smiled coyly (I was quickly scanning his face, pity I couldn't check his butt out). Anyways he looked good and about late 20s or early 30s. Then ofcourse my coffee was made and I had to leave, so as I was going to leave he quickly said 'I'll give you my number, please take it ok'. I said 'ok' with a smile and walked back to my table. Then I turned around to see where he was and I could see him writing something on a long long loooong piece of paper. I hoped he wasn't declaring his love to me in a book or something but I did tell my mum, sis and my friend about him and asked them not to panic if a guy walked to our table to hand me something over. They all smiled and took it in good spirits. Then after about 10mins the Egyptian hunk walked to our table, gave me a piece of paper and said that it was great meeting me and walked away. I checked the paper...he has written 'I wanna know you more' and then his mobile number. The rest of the large piece of paper was the Sunday menu! How many menus would he have handed over this year? LOL!


Indecent Proposal
Next stop M. Remember I told you a story about one of my male friends M who suddenly got engaged last year? (read that old post My Best Friend's Wedding if you cant remember who I'm talking about). Well I rang M yesterday to check up on him cos apparently he's been down lately. Then he told me that he broke up with his fiance. I was rather shocked at that cos the wedding was going to take place this year. I told him how sorry I am to hear that and then also told him that I'm here if he needed someone to talk to. Guess what he said next? He goes 'Keshi you know I always liked u alot...I wanna travel with u...and I have strong feelings for u...what do u think?'. Now I know he doesn't mean he wants to love and marry me some day, he means something else. I just know that - my instincts are pretty good cos we have talked about this before and I have clearly told him I'm not that kind of girl. I was so furious I told him off this time. How can friends be this shallow? Worse how can he think of me when he just broke up with his fiance? I was offering him my friendship when he was down and he was offering me a sex romp? What a sad mentality.


Vege-Shopping Ted Bundy
Yesterday I was shopping alone for few hours in the morning. I stopped at the Body Shop for something and I saw this good-looking dude (yes he was handsome and maybe in his late 20s) carrying a newly purchased Stereo, who then spotted me. He immeditaley stopped on his tracks and started following me around. I sensed it that he's stalking me now so I started giving him a good work-out. I walked and walked and walked to the other end of the mall just to make him sick of his stalking...he didn't give up. He walked and walked and walked too. Then I went into the Fruit n Vege shop...so that he'd look ridiculous carrying a stereo looking at Potatoes! Well you think he'd imagine so? Not a chance. Cos he walked into the same shop and started checking out eggplant and lettuce and what-not, not that he really wanted to buy any. I roamed around a little bit in there and then walked out of that shop, and into the Seafood shop. He arrived in front of the Tuna looking like a musician for the fish! I was so annoyed, I wanted to tell the Mall Security guys about him...I really felt like it. So I walked out and went towards the Security and he disappeared immediately. It worked, FINALLY.


You Want Lovely Breasts, I Mean Lovely Legs?
The other day I went to buy some chicken drumsticks for mum. So off I went to the Butcher and asked for some chicken legs. The guy immediately got his eyes fixed on my chest. He couldn't work after that. He looked so disturbed and was giving me lamb instead of chicken (I'm surprised he didn't give me the cash register to take home). His eyes werent even blinking anymore. Looked like he suddenly caught the my-eye-lids-don't-close-nomore disease. I then told him that I meant 'Lovely Legs' just as they have labelled it and not the lamb. He apologised smiling and then winking. ' I was rolling my eyes!


And there's a married work-mate, just back from his honeymoon and still hitting on me! He says he's a kinky dude. Then why did he get married? I know men are highly sexual beings than women are, but that shouldn't make them impulsive nymphos should it? I do have jerk-magnet genes oyeah! It's a proven fact now. But that doesn't give Men the right to mess with my nerves. The Egyptian guy was the only normal one out of the lot I mentioned here...he was being genuine so I'm not blaming him. The others are just being typical men right? I need a break from men looking for just one thing...and that is SEX.



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Anonymous said...

how can u fault men for looking for SEX

u r weird

Anonymous said...

men and women who are fertile have been programmed to look for sex mates


if u dont want sex
u shud go for VEST
and for me after i turn 80

Keshi said...

Saby u just proved ur one. I mean someonw who crosses the line when it comes to LOOKIN FOR SEX!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

I didnt say Men have a problem...but lookin for sex shouldnt harass women.

keshi.

Anonymous said...

looking for love
not for SEX ??


foolish girl
u have been brainwashed
and brain washed badly

were u schooled in a catlik school?
my childhood was miserable bcoz of the damn catlik padres

The Stormin Mormon said...

The thing that gets me is all of those a-holes make life difficult for the rest of us by perpetuating the stereotype.

Anonymous said...

its civilization that is to blame
we shud return back to the animal kingdom

the dog can smell it when another female dog is ready for sex

and he smells it from her pee
thats the reason dogs spill their pee in little amounts on numerous trees

Keshi said...

Saby nah dun get me wrong...Im not saying I dun like sex. jeeez! :)

**looking for love
not for SEX ??

nah I believe most men just want sex. u dun realise that cos ur one of the nymphos.


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Mormon I agree...not every guy is like that. But MANY r.





Keshi.

Keshi said...

Saby..

**the dog can smell it when another female dog is ready for sex

so ur a dog?

Keshi.

Anonymous said...

i am for honesty in relationships
u must make your position clear to the other right from the start

if u already have a steady u must tell him/her

if u r les, u must tell him
if u dont want him to come on strong too soon, u must tell him

u cud say lets be friends first

Keshi said...

Saby...

**u cud say lets be friends first

I told that to M like 100 times. Wut d u want me to do next?

Keshi.

Margie said...

Keshi
Some men can be such jerks when it comes to sex....I agree with you.
Like it's all and everything they think about!
Your friend M certaintly proved that....glad you told him off.

Well, I could comment more, but it's late here, and I need sleep.

Nitey nite.

HUGGGGGGZ!

Margie:)

Anonymous said...

what i love of the western world is the honesty

India is in a mess in the sexual department

Indian women and men too
cant handle it

Indian men are the worst
they will flirt with another woman without telling them it is merely flirting and nothing serious
(when they are already married)

Anonymous said...

if u love M
and u want to carry it to the next level go ahead

if u dont want to go there
and he wants too

tell him upfront we are not compatible, good bye

Nadim said...

so are you going to call the egyptian dude? i think i hate Egyptians! :\

Keshi said...

Margie ty for understanding what I meant by the M story. Saby is just blabbering w.o. reading it properly.

HUGGGGGGGGZ n nitey nite swt hrt!


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Saby...


**Indian men are the worst
they will flirt with another woman without telling them it is merely flirting and nothing serious

I agree...atleast the Western men r honest.


**if u love M
and u want to carry it to the next level go ahead

have u read my post properly? LOVE???????


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Nadim heyy!

nah I havent called him...yet..:) Im not sure I will.


Why d u hate em?




Keshi.

lemonade said...

hey kesh..update us on what happened with the first guy..! M dying to know.. ;)

Srijith Unni said...

Wow!, Keshi.

Beauty always has admirers..! :) lol!

Yes some men are jerks, some are hypocrites and some are blind.!

But ultimately you will fall in love with one! Won`t you Keshi..?! Your own knight in shining armour..!

Have Fun, Take Care and God Bless!

With Best Regards,
Srijith.

Keshi said...

Lemonade I still dun feel like calling the dude :) Wut say? Lets save him for a rainy day LOL!


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Srjith I agree...men LOOK at women..no probs there...but that doesnt mean they have to ogle, stalk and propose sex immediately. :):)


**But ultimately you will fall in love with one! Won`t you Keshi..?!

oyeah I will. I have too. but I never fell in love with a Potato stalker LOL!




Keshi.

Anonymous said...

breaking off with a guy requires technique

indian men are lousy loosers
just in todays paper and it happens very often here

a spurned suitor threw acid on her face

if i cant have her
nobody else will

something like the SRK Darr story
an infatuation

i worry for u Keshi
u have more than a 100 suitors

how u gonna handle it when u choose one

Keshi said...

Saby throwing acid on someone's face is not just an 'Indian men' thing. It happened here too. To a beautiful ballerina. He BF threw acid on her face and now she looks sooo different.


**u have more than a 100 suitors
how u gonna handle it when u choose one

I dun have a 100 suitors. Who said that? :)



Keshi.

anuj said...

aah .. (WE) Men will be Men !! :D

but ya indians guyz are more civilized (or shud i say SHY .. lol).

this one was truly hilarious .. i laughed a whole lot .. for d text u wrote .. specially d music guy .. haha .. n thn tth cartoon wid cucumber .. lol .. hahaha


but yup very true post .. stalkin .. eye catchin (i meant definitely not eye to eye :P .. rather d other way round ) .. all these jus happen .. evryone does tht .. :O

this weekend i was jus standing arnd wid some aussie guyz .. n thy harassed almost evryone who passed thm :O ... n i jus said to myself 'no more intrusions in to unkown groups or ppl ..' .. ohk i mean its fun if u comment on guyz who r ur age .. bt u pass comments on elders or ppl frm diff cntry passing u by .. ur ruining their evening n their experience in d cnrty .. n thy wud go home n say aussies are rude .. n this is nt fare ..


newyz .. it was fun reading this fun ..

n i jus wonder .. is it so easy to get a gals phn no .. lol .. or i mean givin her ur phn no .. i jus wonder .. :P

yup i did wrote u an email .. understanding tht replyin it on d comment section wud b boring (cause tht was abt wht I am doing .. baah .. boring .. hehe ) .. so i jus wrote an email ..

nd my mail goes in to junk .. waaaaaaaaaaaaaat .. :O .. thts sad :(

newyz .. i found it in my sent folder .. n fwd it to u :D .. so may b look of it this time :P

nd i din come to sydney ..

bt m supposed to meet someone there who is leaving on 15th june to india .. so I am DEFINITELY coming this weekend .. n d fun thing is tht monday is a holiday (not fr u may b .. cause ur in a private firm ..arent u ) .. so it wud b 3 dyz of fun in sydney .. yeppieeeee . .

read d email may b .. n lemme knw abt ur plans ;)

cheers
anuj

Cazzie!!! said...

I'd be worried if he wrote his number on some toilet paper!!

lee said...

keshi -the only solution is to stay inside your house and LOCK THE DOOR-haha :).It can really creep you out when men look at you in that way -they don't seem to care whether they are subtle about it or not.

DICEY said...

As long as it's just a good flirt, girls should enjoy it, but as soon as it borders to harrasment, a girl has the right to kick butt.

Vest said...

A song dedicated to beautiful Keshi

Why am I always the bridesmaid
Never the blushing bride
Ding dong wedding bells
Always ring for other girls
One fine day
Oh let it be soon
I will wake up in the morning
On my own Honeymoon.xxx

Vest said...

anonymous-saby-jbgood-julia-jim.
Read my recent post on viagra oysters, now known in Ozstrayer as the best Penis Hoyster known to man. Except for one thing, that is the beautiful woman you love.
btw jim - saby, my pecker is still pecking, sorry to hear about the demise of your wee willy winkle.

Akshay said...

Keshi, you are soo lucky.. soo much attention from the opposite sex and all. I wish that was the case with me..oh well high hopes I have :).. nice post.. btw how was the weekend?

Iceman said...

ROFL...

Sex simply cant go out of a man's head!

Vest said...

The 'keyword' in marriage is simply 'Compromise' on the rough edges-likes and dislikes.
If you are disagreeing before marriage-it can only continue to get worse when married.
Say "I love you" and mean it before you go to bed and again in the morning.
Tell her she looked real sexy mowing the lawn, and later say lots of sexy things to her while she is vacuuming the bedroom floor, if she smiles you are in luck; it means she can lip read.

Always be careful of little things.
Life is a great bundle of little things.

Kavi said...

Well, well, well, i guess the Pyramids are lovely structures. what do you think /

Aditi said...

hey keshi..
boy that is an interesting list and u have every kind on there.. but i do agree the egyptian guy seems the nicest...
about M.. what kind of an idiot would he have to be to jeopardise the friendship like that.. i mean if he is friends he must know u're not that kinda girl..
men.. y do they do this... idiots.. and not worth being friends with

Vikas said...

dont agree with u . that guy may be, that dosent mean every one.
I think girls are more desparate for sex than men. They just reveal as if they dont have any such thing ..huh


Take Care
Vikas{V}

Peter said...

Keshi, no additional comments from me, except that it has been a great pleasure and a nice moment to read your text and all the comments.

Vikas said...

i think saby is lost . The way he is after indian men.Any ways its not saby's fault , standard of that soul is very low.

Trinnie said...

this made for an interesting read on how men will always be men!

you know, this is how i initially felt and i tried to change my view a lotta times. and at times like these, i feel the original instinct is so right!

now wen i go out into the world, i don't see men as my brother, uncles, friends..etc. i first see them as MEN and other relationships come later. i dunno what suddenly brought about this change over me, maybe after my relationship turned utterly sour and i came to know my ex cheated!
its really disgusting to be accosted by a friend that way with a sexual proposition! maybe its the western thing there or maybe i still haven't encountered such a thing here, coz i give out a signal to stay away and not talk non sense to guys out here!

u should've really told off that butcher who was ogling away merrily! creating a scene is so much fun. i've done that once when i was in the bus and an old sod was staring at my direction. i finally got fed up and asked aloud for everyone to hear - "excuse me mr. would you like to have the window seat, since you keep staring out here?" he got so embarrassed and quickly got up and went elsewhere!


Oh, keshi, did you not get my email? i made a new space, here's the URL:

http://browneyedkiyoshi.blogspot.com/

take care, girl! :)

ToOothlEss WOndeR! said...

And I was a person who many years ago tried to tell a woman for two whole months that I was looking to take her to bed.
We lived in the same house, and I had to look for another place to live because this was killing me.
I met her a few months ago, and she said she never knew.
:((

pria said...

Cool post Keshi. If men stop starn hmm wonder all the companies who make beuatiful sets will go bankrupt isn't it.

Anonymous said...

They didn't ask for anal sex, did they?

azuka said...

Looks like you've been meeting lots of jerks. The Egyptian guy sounds cool though.

niki sato said...

oh nobody gives me phone no. these days.
sooo sad!! yeah i hear egyptian men are called as play boys :)
how abt SL boys??

Helen said...

I hear you Keshi, sometimes I want to ask: do you stare at your mother's or sister's boobs too?

Call the Egyptian, you'll have fun and you can blog about it for us!

taqdeer said...

hehe :) To want to have sex is in a man's nature :) Some men, do though choose a life partner to have that sex with :)

not ALL of us are animals :)

hehehe

Asha said...

You are a "bad guys" magnet!!!;D
Got hit by a Egyptian,huh?!Well.atleast he was decent to say it in a nice way,may be you should call him!!

SamY said...

** The others are just being typical men right? I need a break from men looking for just one thing...and that is SEX

am wondering as to why such things always always happen around keshi ... n I think you just give that a lot more attention than others who just ignote it ... I even read in some magazine that its usually a man who often doesn't quite meet the sexual desires of a women :p

now come'on, am sure u'v met guyz who are not all sex minded when therez a gal around ... you never talk/write a post about such ppl in praise :D ... so y is it u always keep raning bout hunks u meet? ... if u'v never met guyz who dun think anything but SEX then I'd just say ur sooo unlucky ... just kiddin :)

u just need to keep making a drama some something or another #-o ... he he ... I think u'll score big when it comes to dramatic writeups .. LOL

adi said...

yup, what a sad mentality...

Shionge said...

What a day Keshi ;) Just back from honeymoon and trying his bit of luck with you :((

Hmmm...I like the Egyptian guy already kekekek....

Pankaj Gupta said...

well everyone has said something nice..i just wish to add in same sense that"all Men r not Same"..think you will understand that as the year passes..

you have tried to express LOVELY LEGS inc'dent quite cleverly but things r always vice versa..ha ha..

GOD bless you..how r you KESHI..i thoght u r frm India(as lik me)..but its good to meet Neig;brs..ha ha.bye.

Mr. J said...

Hahaha.. Kesh, I guess you gotta be at the right place at the right time to mee the right guy.. until then, keep us posted :P

Jay said...

Man you really rambled on and on in this post! LOL

Sorry Keshi, but you are just gonna have to put up with guys like that. You're just so beautiful that guys are gonna want to meet you. You're just lucky I don't live there. I'd be following you around everywhere. LOL ;-)

:P fuzzbox said...

You have the same problem as I do. We are just too damned good looking for our own good. ;)

George said...

Now Keshi ... we are not all that desperate. If you want to know more you do as the Egyptian did. What is better in my eyes is a sly glance to check her "features", you make certain she knows you have looked and then look her in the eye and smile. It's circumspect and obviously a compliment, not done behind their backs.

Thanks for the comment on my last post ... made me swell up with pride LOL

AnonymousBlogger said...

You should totally call that dude from Egypt.

Also, guys can't help looking at nice boobs. We just can't.

The Phosgene Kid said...

Sounds dangerous - a highly caffeinated stalker.

I had hoped for some Keshi beach photos...

Calabar Gal said...

Keshi, you are HOT as usual. Thats why you've got all these guys writing digits on menus and following you around. lol!!

--Sunrise-- said...

Wahahahaha... Keshi, I love your choice of pics for this post!

Justine said...

its 'men' maybe... but its definitely also cultural.
Even attraction to breasts is cultural!

:)

starry nights said...

I think you should call the egyptian guy, he was the most decent one.The guy in the butchers shop was hilarious.I am glad he did not chop his fingers off staring at you. Keshi there are some really nice guys out there who would want you for "YOU".don't give up on them.

Fleiger said...

Do you think the first guy gave you the Sunday menu on purpose? Maybe he wanted you to join him on Sunday for a dinner or something?

Looks like you got a lot of guy trouble now-a-days ;)

krystyna said...

Love your writing as always.
I can’t understand men. Sometimes I think they don’t like to use head/brain.
Of course there are many great men/gentleman.
Best to you!

Top cat said...

keshi you must have some magical magnetism that turns men into bumbling idiots when they see you.lol
tc

Aidan said...

Just thought i should add to the pick up lines... Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you>.."

Ihope that never works.

Sorry we are (guys) slaves to sex, our sex drive influences all that we do, all our relationships. Its hormonal, animal, but respect can alter the way we interact.. That cold showers and a lot of exercise.

Good luck with the egyptain, keep us posted..

Aidan

Oh yeah i know have "its Raining men" stuck in my head..... Not a good sign.

Silvara said...

Hahaha girl - I know EXACTLY what you mean -except for the random stalking lol - that's just creepy.

and the M dilemma - only a guy who obviously has no respect for women let alone his friends would make that kinds of indecent proposal. Especially after breaking up with his fiancee!!

Egyptian guys can be hot but I have heard they are players as well...so keep on ur toes with that one and be sure to update :P

Keshi said...

Anuj hey ty!

**bt u pass comments on elders or ppl frm diff cntry passing u by .. ur ruining their evening n their experience in d cnrty

did they do that to u? Thats not such a nice thing to do.

I got ur email. ty! I will email u soon. :)

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hey Caz!

**if he wrote his number on some toilet paper

LOL I'd prolly flush him down the toilet then.


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Lee u know I'd die if I were to stay locked inside the house haha!


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I agree Dicey.


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Vest thats so sweet...aww ty!

**Why am I always the bridesmaid
Never the blushing bride

Always...hahaha!

I have been the brides maid twice...and Im stopping there hehe.


**saby, my pecker is still pecking, sorry to hear about the demise of your wee willy winkle.

ROFL!

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Akshay cmon it aint being lucky..it's rather a harassment. :)




Keshi.

Keshi said...

Iceman I sooo know that!! ;-)

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Vest ty again!

**Always be careful of little things.
Life is a great bundle of little things.


Spot on!

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lolz Kavi ur comment cracked me up!!

I have a sudden interest in Pyramids, Pharaohs and Mummies now ;-)


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Aditi ty!

** i mean if he is friends he must know u're not that kinda girl..

I agree. I was disgusted with him. I told him that as well. Now he's worried he'll lose me as a friend...he keeps txting me saying SORRY.


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hey Vikas!

**I think girls are more desparate for sex than men. They just reveal as if they dont have any such thing

LOL no ways! What makes u think so? Have u seen a girl stalking a guy in a desperate manner? Have u seen a girl staring at a guy's crotch n making him uncomfy? Tell me Vikas :)


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ty Peter :)




Keshi.

Keshi said...

lolz Trinnie ur a brave girl. U really said that to him? GOOD ON YA!

**its really disgusting to be accosted by a friend that way with a sexual proposition!


yes..its really sickening. I didnt wanna write abt it here...but later on I thought if I put it here, mebbe someone else will identify with the same issue...so it's good to talk abt it.

I agree with every word u said Trinnie. TY!

And I have been wanting to see ur new blog...I got ur email but that link didnt work. So ty for leaving it here. I'll be there soon ;-)


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hey Toothless!

**And I was a person who many years ago tried to tell a woman for two whole months that I was looking to take her to bed.

So it was just for sex?


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hey Priya!

**If men stop starn hmm wonder all the companies who make beuatiful sets will go bankrupt isn't it.

Sorry I didnt get that...?


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Anony heyy!

**They didn't ask for anal sex, did they?


nah but if they did, I'd stick a missile up their ass. So dun even think abt asking a girl for that ok??


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Azuka my life is full of jerks...


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heyya Niki!

Niki they dun give u phone numbers anymore cos u r too occupied with ur virtual BF lol!


**yeah i hear egyptian men are called as play boys :)

really? Thats what someone else said too.


**how abt SL boys??

I have had SL Bfs...they r not bad. I guess it really depends on the person...not the nationality. :)


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heyya Helen hows u?

**do you stare at your mother's or sister's boobs too?

lol!

u know I do stare at my own cleavage sometimes...d u? :):)

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Taqdeer ty!

**not ALL of us are animals

I agree hehehe.




Keshi.

jitendra said...

most men are like that.. true.. but girls like bad boys ;) its just that these so-called nymphos didnt approach well.. am not generalising but girls tend to keep logic at bay when it comes to falling for a guy who has the exact same qualities she detests.

anyhow, how hv you been?

SaffronSaris said...

Hey poppy doll-pearl, you dropped by SaffronShots! :)
Not many people head that way, so it was a surprise to see your comment there :D

Young Egyptian guys have such amazing facial features and eyes!! But somehow the older ones above 40 mostly stopped working out and they're likely double your size. But their facial features are amazing!!

Chuck your friend M. He doesn't deserve a nice person like you. You deserve friends who are waaaay more decent and don't treat you like some reserve backbencher. You deserve sooooo much better, and I'm all the way behind you!!

Mwaahhh!!!!

Jewel Rays said...

Gee Egyptians men are known for hotness..:)

That was an interesting read. a String of hunks eh lady..:P

Good dealing wif them sweets. Hope the egyptian hottie works good.

~Jewel

Helen said...

Good evening (or morning as the case may be) my friend, yeah, you gotta love the curves your momma gave you.

Anonymous said...

**not ALL of us are animals
why do u look down on dogs and other animals Keshi?

i dont mean domesticated dogs was referring to the stray dog and his ancestor the wolf

Animals are Gods purest creatures
they are guided by the divine instinct

Dogs dont go anorexic
Doga dont go for unnatural sex
Dogs dont use cosmetics

Animals only kill for food and in self defence

Animals respect the food chain
they eat only the meat
they dont over eat
they dont store food

we have to get back to our animal roots

Anonymous said...

Even attraction to breasts is cultural!


Yes I agree Justine
Indian culture
they want their girl to look like mom

Indians are incestous

Keshi said...

Asha heyy!

**You are a "bad guys" magnet

LOL yeah but its kinda sad.


Asha u think I should call him? really?

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hey Samy!


**am wondering as to why such things always always happen around keshi ...

nah it mebbe just that other girls dun blog abt it?


**n I think you just give that a lot more attention than others who just ignote it

HUH? What makes u think that Samy? U think I gave attention to the Egyptian guy who was the one who suddenly came behind me? U think I gave the stalker some attention? U think asking how M was asking for sex? I dun get it.

Samy u never believe me anyways :). why d u always have ur fingers pointing at me? Just cos these things dun happen to ppl u know, it doesnt mean they dun happen to others hehe.



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Ty Adi!

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Shionge u like the Egyptian dude? :)


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Pankaj :) ty!

Neighbors we used to be hehehe.


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Johno where have u been? I thought u stopped blogging :(


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Jay heyy!

**You're just lucky I don't live there. I'd be following you around everywhere

really? even to the grocery store? LOL!


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heyya Fuzzy!

**We are just too damned good looking for our own good

LOL high five mate! ;-)


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hello George!

**It's circumspect and obviously a compliment, not done behind their backs.

ooooooo nice one ;-)


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AB tnxx for being so honest :)

I agree...its ok to LOOK but not to ogle ha!


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Phos heyy!

** a highly caffeinated stalker.

lol!

Keshi Beach pics? hmmmm dun tempt me now cos u mite just get em haha!

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heyy Calabar!

**all these guys writing digits on menus and following you around

lol menu stalkers.


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Sunrise ty :)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hello Justine!

**Even attraction to breasts is cultural!

haha really?

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ty Starry :)


**.I am glad he did not chop his fingers off staring at you

hahaha!


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Fleiger ur Sunday menu thought was a good one! Mebbe ha :)


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Krys I agree..there r true gentlemn too.


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haha Rick mebbe...cos u wudnt believe wut happened at the car park one Sat. thats another post btw LOL!


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hello Aidan!

**Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you>.."

LOL I love that one.


tnxx for being so honest Aidan hehehe.


**its Raining men

Sometimes it's raining idiots :)


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heyy Silvara lol!


** Especially after breaking up with his fiancee!!

I know! PATHETIC.


Egyptian dudes r players? tnxx for telling me hun. I wont call him. Mebbe I should call him n tell him go to hell player. LOL!

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hey Jit I know that most guys r nymphos. ;-)


**am not generalising but girls tend to keep logic at bay when it comes to falling for a guy who has the exact same qualities she detests.

Somehow I agree...but nah I wont fall for a Jack-the-ripper!


I've been well ty n urself?


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ty Saffy!

I was at Saffronshots? When? I was there a while back, but not today. Let me go check.


** But somehow the older ones above 40 mostly stopped working out and they're likely double your size

LOL haha true. They've got HOT looks I know. Most Middle-Eastern men r good-looking.


Abt M..yes I totally agree. TY!


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Amy heyy!


**Gee Egyptians men are known for hotness

ooh lala Amy seems to know some news abt em ;-) Tell me sweetie.


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heyy Helen MWAHHH!


**yeah, you gotta love the curves your momma gave you.

haha very true :):)



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Saby heyy!

**we have to get back to our animal roots

U dun have to try to.




Keshi.

Anonymous said...

if i want to have sex with u
it dont mean i dont respect u

it means i love u
u r Crazyincaps

Keshi said...

Anony..

**if i want to have sex with u
it dont mean i dont respect u

Ur a lost case.


Keshi.

Menchie said...

Ah, the price you pay for being gorgeous! :D Can't blame them sweetie.

As for your friend, blechhhhh! How can he honestly think you'd want to get together with him after he broke up with his fiance??? Maybe she broke up with him...

Are you going to call Egyptian guy???

tkkerouac said...

many men seem to be programed that way, they think with the little head first, just have to take it in stride.

Jewel Rays said...

oh yeah Keshi..forget to mention. i lurrrrve those pics that follow ya post. AWESOME things..The first one is hysterical! lol! lurve it!!

Lisa Francisco aka AVIANA said...

HI K,

I had to deal with a similar situation with a guy who I thought was my friend and learned the hard way that all he was looking for was sex. It hurt me alot.

Like, damn, you were my friend, you knew my issues with dating and then you come do this. don't i deserve to be respected? if i can't get respected by a friend then what's wrong with me?

anyhow, men can be such putas (fuckers in spanish). anyhow, gotta go....can't write for long...

i'm going through some stuff right now with X.......

i probably won't be posting for a little bit as I deal with some of these things....

bye

Keshi said...

Menchie hell nah I aint gorgeous than any other average woman is. :) Its just men being men!

**How can he honestly think you'd want to get together with him after he broke up with his fiance?

I asked him that...and I told him that is that the way he sees me..and I ended the convo. Today he's txting me apologising. duhh!

Im not sure if I'd call the Egyptian guy...wut say? :)

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lolz TK!


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Im glad Amy :) ty!



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Lisa huggggggggz!

**if i can't get respected by a friend then what's wrong with me?


so true. It's strange how some men dun know what RESPECT is.


I hope u'll be ok...plz tc and know that I'm thinking of ya.



Keshi.

Crazy Me said...

I'm so glad that I'm not single. Geesh!

Keshi said...

lolz Crazy_me but that dun stop u from being ogled at, does it? '

Keshi.

Anonymous said...

single and 'looking'
no wonder u get 100 guys commenting every time





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Keshi said...

Saby that dun make sense.

Keshi.

Anonymous said...

wanna bet?
get married

and your visitors wont exceed 10

Geet said...

Hey Keshi!
Hope you had a great start to the week:)

And i hope you wnet out with the Egyptian guy!! :)

I'm thinking dreamy eyes and gorgeous skin.lol. tell us more!

Keshi said...

Anony so wut u trying to prove? That ppl come here cos Im single?

Did u realise that I also have a brain and I write readable n interesting posts n ppl appreciate that? or did u NOT notice that cos ur so obsessed wit my boobs?


Keshi.

Keshi said...

Geet heyy HUGGGGGGZ!

Dreamy eyes n great great great skin indeed. U know how ME men r...they have gorgeous skin..ur spot on :)

nah I didnt even call him yet..I dun think I will.


Keshi.

Anonymous said...

I write readable n interesting posts n ppl appreciate that?



hahahahahahahahahaha
u r killing me
u r living in a fools paradise


for knowledge and wisdom
we have google search


Vanity thy name is Keshi
hehehehe

Keshi said...

Anony I laugh at u...LOL!

cos

**for knowledge and wisdom
we have google search

then why the fuck r u here? Go google ur ass mate.


Vanity..that I am...so ur addicted to it too ha. LOL fool.


Keshi.

deepsat said...

if u spot one of them, do stay away from them! they degrade the respect a man has for women!!!

Steph said...

Who is that Anon freak?
Sorry if it's a friend of yours :P

You know the old saying my sweet. So many men, so little time.

Keshi said...

ty Deepz :)

hows u?

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Steph nah that anony aint a friend...just someone who's addicted to vanity. haha!


**You know the old saying my sweet. So many men, so little time.

I agree LOL!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Anony must be googling his cranium now. I hope u find it.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Anony go somewhere else n rant abt vanity, sex, ur aging head...u have no more rights here.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Ur comments will b tracked. And u will be banned from my blog...cos then u dun have to be subjected to the Vanity that Keshi loves so much. Happy? awwww :)

Keshi.

Anonymous said...

VEST was smart
when he sat down to write a book on his war time service

he didnt write about the war
he wrote his biography

there is nothing new under the sun
IRAQ is just another VIETNAM

no new lyrics
the best lyrics were ritten by the musicians of my gen and VEST's

now all we have is remixes

Anonymous said...

everybody hates a critic
all we want is ass lickers




hehehehe

Keshi said...

Saby who said ur a critic? Ur a just a jealous freak. So dun even go near the term CRITIC. It's got a dignity for itself.

If u think Im a foolish, vain person who's living in an imaginary world, why the FUCK r u here? U should be long gone from this blog right? So dun open ur mouth w.o. using ur head. Mebbe u need to google ur head.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

And shame on u that u come under 'Anonymous' when u wanna throw jealous comments. Why not come under ur real name? Gutless freak.

btw if ur still hooked on this blog for the sake of it, then Im doing u a service. So either shutup or get lost from here for good. or should I myself put u out of ur misery?


Keshi.

Fleiger said...

Do tell me if it works, I am planning to try it sometime ;)

Keshi said...

Fleiger nah it wudnt work if the girl isnt interested in u too. :) U know wut I mean.

Keshi.

awaiting said...

I have no opinion on men.

I think its best if I just refrain from thinking about their inner goings ons...

Saves me sanity...

But dang it iffin I don't wish a dude would hand me a paper with his number and a sweet lil message on it.

Gives me ample opp to turn him down! :)

I have missed you, Keshi!

Sujit said...

it should be a part of life..not life should be sex..

Keshi said...

Tash hey WB HUGGGGGGGGGZ!

**Gives me ample opp to turn him down

LOL haha good one babez!



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Sujit thats right. ty!




Keshi.

Poo said...

Hi SweetHeart how are you?whats up

Men are always like that ...JUST SEX SEX SEX thats all!!!!

Never expected M to say like that
:( v-bad

Howz you doing dear ???

Keshi said...

Poo yeah most men r sexed up 24/7 LOL!

Im ok..studying hard..n blogging at the same time :)

how r u?
Keshi.

chocolteluva said...

ok.. i know most men have sex on their minds 24/7 - so do us women, but we dont act on it, and well we dont voice it for that matter.
secondly - niceee good going on getting that #
a friend's indecent proposal.. sadly ive been a victim of that. apparantly for a man, getting over a sad event is seeking pleasure via sexual activities. yes that is known to release some lovely endorphins. that was one of my friends "proposal" to me once...
i then said "well u knwo pain also releases endorphins"... he assumed kinky sex -- thats when held up a stapler and showed him what kinda pain i really meant.
HAHAHA..

men are pigs.. but HAYYY u got a ##. ;)

Poo said...

hey Keshu draling

Poo is fine and Happy bcoz i patched with my friend.....I am feeling pretty relaxed

Studying ????

I dont like to study those Big fat books :(

Keshi said...

Choco yeah thats true..men r more active :)

**well u knwo pain also releases endorphins"... he assumed kinky sex -- thats when held up a stapler and showed him what kinda pain i really meant.

LOL haha good one girl!


**.. but HAYYY u got a ##

didnt get that sweetie...plz explain :)


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yes Poo...Im studying for an exam from work...and Im still stuck in chapter 5 LOL!



Keshi.

ToOothlEss WOndeR! said...

Keshi,
i'm not sure what you mean just for sex. There was strong physical attraction - and i dont think that's a bad thing.
I was too unsure of myself (and her) back then that I could never get myself to tell her how I felt for her.
That's what i'm trying to say - Yes i was looking for sex, but that came from the good relationship that we shared.

DJ said...

What a sad mentality.
indeed... i agree..

And there's a married work-mate, just back from his honeymoon and still hitting on me!
this is sick too...

but this is a funny place where we all live in called 'the world' with even more funnier creatures called 'humans'... gotta bear somehow...

tc...

DJ said...

hey keshi
i m good...
was just not in much touch with blogging since 3-4 days... and i m prohibited from writing much :(
feels like someone is squeezing my neck with ten hands instead of two...

but... i would return soon... :)
thanks for caring...
tc...

Keshi said...

heyy Toothless!

**There was strong physical attraction - and i dont think that's a bad thing.

Doesnt strong physical attraction mean sex only?


**Yes i was looking for sex, but that came from the good relationship that we shared.

thats ok then :) cos that means u were also emotionally attracted to her. So why didnt u tell her ur feelings?


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DJ Im gald ur ok. I was kinda missing u out here.

TC...even I feel like stopping blogs altogether sometimes. Cos ppl just make u wanna.

Just TC ok?



Keshi.

Dalicia said...

ahahhaahah i'm laughing so loud..

well, i see what you mean! even if a man is married they still wanna hit on other women. they can't have sex with their wife? :P

Keshi said...

LOL Dalicia!

Some men should get married to 10 women at the same time and also provide for em and their kids.


Keshi.

Menchie said...

Call him if I were you and meet him in a very public place just to be safe.

Meet for coffee so you can split anytime you realize it's not going to work (if he's a jerk or boring or weird).
What have you got to lose? :D

Keshi said...

Menchie ur right...mmm let me think abt it...altho Im not so sure abt this guy's intentions :)

Keshi.

Jac said...

Hey ! Be cool about it, he may be simple soul.
But when you say he is Egyptian... I muse a bit, as I know many, who are cunning and selfish.

How come you are destined to meet only hunks of 20’s or late 20’s ? LOL
Some desperate old souls too please!!
:))))

Vikas said...

What makes u think so? Have u seen a girl stalking a guy in a desperate manner? Have u seen a girl staring at a guy's crotch n making him uncomfy? Tell me Vikas :)

yes i did keshi..and not only staring u can just move step a head...
u can not only blame any one particularly . It depends on the behaviour of indiavidual and it be male or female.
you can give clean chit to females..this is smiply not acceptable

Take Care
Vikas{v}

Anonymous said...

Nothing wrong with asking. The onus is on the girl to say yes or no. Don't you think a missle is a bit extreme?

(I don't know why I've decided to be a troll)

homo escapeons said...

Alright time for another refresher course on Evolutionary Psychology.

In this day and age we outlive our mandate so we tend to forget that as a species we are still programmed to start mating and reproducing at around 13 and gracefully die off in our 30s.

That is still how we are wired. Men produce millions of sperm because they have to compete with other men for the access to the eggs of sneaky women who would sample as many men as neccessary while her maximum fertility window is concealed.

Therefore young people are both programmed to be slaves to their hornymones.
Add to this a social/cultural implosion of traditional regulations and voila...
it is open season on keshiroo.

You have three viable defenses,
A you can conceal your weapons of mass distraction or
B display a ballbusting persona that will scare off all but the horniest potential impregnators or
C cling to the 18" bicep of a very intimidating uber-mate.

Good Luck getting rid of what everybody else is trying to get.

Keshi said...

Jac I still dun believe ur 76 :)


**How come you are destined to meet only hunks of 20’s or late 20’s ?

hahaha! yes..it seems like suga-daddies dun find me attractive ha.

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hey Vikas lol calm down :)


**It depends on the behaviour of indiavidual and it be male or female.you can give clean chit to females.

I agree...females can be like that too...but u hv to agree that men do it more often and more obviously that women do. Its a well-proven fact ha :)


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hey troll


**The onus is on the girl to say yes or no.

u just make it sound so decent when it's not.


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hahaha HE great comment ty!


**A you can conceal your weapons of mass distraction

huh so u want me wear the burkha? no ways! :)



**B display a ballbusting persona that will scare off all but the horniest potential impregnators or
C cling to the 18" bicep of a very intimidating uber-mate.

I think I like this option LOL!

tnxx mate!





Keshi.

chocolteluva said...

hayy u got the ##.. was just me saying hey you got the egyptians phone number.. =) thats all.

Keshi said...

duhhh Keshi how blond r ya LOL!

tnxx Choco :)


Keshi.

Trundling Grunt said...

You do attract them don't you? And I'll bet all of them think that having sex with them would be doing you a favour.

RamaG said...

all incidents point to only one direction. people find you very sexy. :-) (Probably thats putting it mildly)

Honestly, I can never muster courage to go and talk to some stranger whom i've seen at a coffee shop or a mall or something.

-Ram.

Keshi said...

haha Trundz!

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Rama ty!

I know wut u mean..even I cant do that even if Im attracted to him instantly.


Keshi.

Vikas said...

hey keshi i agree that , but it is also well proven that girls like to revel and act as they dont want to.
for ex- girls wear very short t-shirt and trying to cover undies when they know that the t-shirt u worn is short.Then why do they act so??.
and when girls revel them in public then who can stop from bein attracted???

hey i am calm and cool dint worry.This is just i want to give justice to our community ;) :D

Take Care
Vikas{V}

Keshi said...

no worries Vikas :)

**and when girls revel them in public then who can stop from bein attracted???

Well such girls exist too but I wasnt wearing revealing clothes when so many men ogled at me hehe.


Keshi.

alex said...

Keshi,

LOL.

"(I was quickly scanning his face, pity I couldn't check his butt out)."

(LOL)^2 :D

Keshi said...

LOL^2 I like that Alex :):)

Keshi.

javagirl1111 said...

You are so hilarious:)

Newayz good luck with Mr. Egyptian! Egyptians are soooo hot! And for your "friend" tell him he might be "getting some" alot easier if he'd just married the girl he was engaged too... hehehehe

Keshi said...

haha Java I know...the Egyptian guys r good-looking for sure.

And my friend..he cant associate me as a friend having lusty thoughts abt me..it's not done.


Keshi.