Wednesday, July 11

How I Met Your Sucker

I'm about to explain to you the nature of relationships (frikkin paper boats) that I have had so far with a baffling species called the Male species. Apparently God made them first and realised how flawed the creation was, so God made a much more perfect species the 2nd time around - which was ofcourse the Female species.

You spend all your life dreaming about a handsome (in real handloving) guy walking into your life (more like poaching your life), loving you for who you are (for your boobs rather) , getting married and having beautiful kids - yes that white picket fence, peach tree, Colgate smiles and perfect family dream. Remember that ancient dream girls? Well guess what? It remains a pre-historic dream for a very long time (rolling eyes here). Simply because there's no such thing. Well first you find him really cute and even his stupid acts seem so adorable (you have no idea that later it becomes a Rehab-requiring issue for both). And then 'he loves me, he loves me not' messages rule your heart...and then you'd do anything to win his love (even go bald trying to keep sane while he makes up his mind), and wow finally he says he wants to go out with you (you just entered DANGER ZONE, you need XL luck from now on girl!). He then demonstrates his love for you by trying to be a Manly man (rather proving men haven't 'evolved' all that much since Stone Age). The Male ego is dangerously large...larger than Pavarotti's lunch so watch out - rather accept it if you don't want to end up in a Mental Instituition. But you'd just do anything to keep him cos you think this is it (you'd even meet his mum who's skirt he often clings on to). Fear not, it doesn't last that long. Cos soon he proves to you that this isnt the Antonio Banderas who'd give his life to be with you, by perhaps cheating on you? Well not to worry there, cos for that matter we can arrange a thug to re-arrange his face, or even certain bodily organs so he can never function normally for lifetimes to come. If he doesnt cheat on you, he'd do something worse...he might even say he just 'likes' you...that he doesnt 'love' you. That's cos men are afraid of the term LOVE...they are PARANOID of love and committment haaaaaha! And if he doesn't say that, he'd say I need 'time' to think (perhaps he'll be ready to settle down in the year 3007 when God starts making a 3rd Species? Would be interesting to consider one of them to date!).

And then you sit and wonder why your relationships don't work...if a Monkey or a Zebra can have a decent relationship, why can't I? Maybe cos the species I'm dating is not quite right for me...then maybe I should date a Monkey? Trust me it would be much much easier! Atleast the Monkeys don't drive you Coconuts and make you wonder deeply about the purpose of your life...and they don't make you think being a NUN would be better off (cos of schizophrenia caused by him ofcourse)...they don't give so much importance to themselves that they make you feel like you'd be clueless without them (when in fact they are the ones who are embryonically clueless till eternity). Monkeys keep you entertained instead of us having to entertain them 24/7 causing us to age rapidly. And Monkeys don't make you wanna run for your life wondering what happened to that beautiful HAPPY girl you were once...and they don't make you scream from the bottom of your lungs looking for your lost self that's now RIPing in the graveyard of Sanity, feeling like a ghost without a destination. And then you realise that's cos all the men you have met so far were the WRONG ones (just wondering at which zoo that 'right' Monkey is). Would there ever be an extinction of Mr.Wrongs in my wild-life? Perhaps there are few more to come before I go into extinction that is! Either way I've realised I'm my own happiness, not anyone else, and being single is a luxury compared to the Jurassic Park my life was with all the wrong men! Oww look, alot of cutie pies are queueing right now! It's official, my next boyfriend is definitely going to be a Monkey.




Current Music: Destination Unknown by Alex Gaudino

202 Cranium Signets:

KAYLEE said...

OH MY WHAT A GREAT POST.I am starting to wonder if i started at too young of a age????,

diyadear said...

ha ha lol.. too gud gal.. way to go buddy!!!

Anonymous said...

I say let us put man and a woman together
To find out which one is smarter

Some say man but I say no
The woman got the man de day should know

And not me but the people they say
That de man are leading de women astray

But I say, that the women of today
Smarter than the man in every way

That’s right de woman is uh smarter
That’s right de woman is uh smarter
That’s right de woman is uh smarter, that’s right, that’s right

Ever since the world began
Woman was always teaching man

And I you listen to my bid attentively
I goin’ tell you how she smarter than me

Samson was the strongest man long ago
No one could a beat him, as we all know

Until he clash with Deliah on top of the bed
She told them all the strength was in the hair of his head

You meet a girl at a pretty dance
Thinking that you would stand a chance

Take her home, thinking she’s alone
Open de door you find her husband home

I was treating a girl independently
She was making baby for me

When de baby born and I went to see
Eyes was blue it was not by me

Garden of Eden was very nice
Adam never work in Paradise

Eve meet snake, Paradise gone
She make Adam work from that day on

Methusaleh spent all his life in tears
Lived without a woman for 900 years

One day he decided to have some fun
The poor man never lived to see 900 and one

KAYLEE said...

///Hello Kayleeee MWAHHHH! Hows u today? So ur bak home now?//

YEAH got homw around noon,I am foing okay today just the usually day after stuff!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

READ THESE WORRYING FIGURES:
• 70% of women polled have NEVER achieved an orgasm during intercourse with ANY partner!

• 65% of women admitted to FAKING ORGASMS ON A REGULAR BASIS to please their man!

• Only 15% of women have an orgasm more than once per week!

• 78% of them said they preferred a cuddle to sex as they were not being sexually satisfied by their partner!

• 92% of women admitted to having faked an orgasm at some time in the last 3 years

Jay said...

Awwww .. is somebody having a bad day? LOL

Being single is much better than being married to a woman who is ..... oh I won't go there. LOL

tulipspeaks said...

hahaha.. tell me u wrote this on my behalf! :)


white picket fence, peach tree, Colgate smiles and perfect family dream.

yea. its a dream and it has been that way for i don't know how long now! sumtimes i wonder why these guys do not have such dream. is it us not seeing their 'dream' actually is?



what happened to that beautiful HAPPY girl you were once..

i thought of this many times dear. but now i realise i am now a stronger person than before.

Happiness is within my reach. The beauty is in me. Its just that I am not seeing it. I am not seeing it coz I have been blinded by what happened. Now, no more.

:)



ammu.

anuj said...

Chill !! :)

The Stormin Mormon said...

Hahahaha...

Don't worry, us guys are having the same problems as you girls.

The comment made by a friend the other day, "I finally found one who isn't crazy..."
And the retort by another friend: "Nope, you've just only been dating a year, and she's good at hiding it."

Keshi, if it was that simple, people wouldn't spend money for a computer to match them up. I'm dating someone new now, and have NO CLUE as to whether or not it's going well. Really, I can't tell. It's hopeless.

KAYLEE said...

THNKS KESHI BUT NOW I HAVE CHEST PAIS WHEN DOES IT END?

anuj said...

well my stry is kind of same i guess .. n i cud also babble a lot abt having met the wrng ones (very few times though) bt all the time .. bt it doesnt do ne help ..does it ?

ya .. u have said it .. n its out of u now .. so u feel a bit at ease .. bt I guess we shud learn to cope up wid our own miseries & difficulties .. i mean atleast m learning to do tht .. like not to care abt it at all ..

i have seen barnickle lately .. hehe .. n now m happy to be single (but ready to mingle :P) .. hehe

so .. its not tht all men are like that .. or less women are like tht .. i think its jus tht both din find the rite rite individual .. so it messes up a bit .. n u carry it fr a short while (more like a burden) n thn one of thm reaches a threshold n finally breaks it ..

having said tht i dont deny the fact tht men come in to it only fr one specific thing .. bt u nevr knw .. this cud b true n this cud nt be .. it depends n varies hugely ..nd its a men genetical problm :( which i feel sad abt .. y in the world were we made like tht .. or do v pretend a lot .. i donno ..

so ur yung n hot .. so jus b the gal u r :) .. n it wud b ridiculous of me to say tht wait fr the rite one .. lol .. bt ya jus let things take their course .. i donno wat m sayin :D

so .. u seemed all in RAGE in the post :D .. so relax .. put the shoulders dwn, release the fist tht u have made to punch someone :D .. n take a deep breath .. hehe .. FIRST AID !!

have a grt day dear
cheers
anuj

WP2007 said...

Hi Keshi

Great post!

A little monkey business?

I've always thought that monkeys are way ahead of humans when comes to love, sex, etc...

You're very right about guys still being in the stone age. Take away all their toys and you got apes carrying clubs.

Wait, I said apes are smarter than that. If so, men must be on the endangered species list. I know a few that are on my endangered species list.

Then, what do I know? According to a recent survey, Canadians are all potheads. Not me of course. I don't touch the stuff. But, it would explain a lot about me.

LOL

Bev

Crazy Me said...

I agree, men are weird sometimes. The trick is to find the one that bugs you the least. That's what I did ... almost 5 years and still going. Although, I've always wanted a monkey! LOL!!

TLW said...

unfortunately, the boyfriend can be replaced with girlfriend in this post...and may be to end with
"It's official, my next boyfriend is definitely going to be a Donkey.
"

Dawn....सेहर said...

wow cool post dear sis...am glad to see the pics too...:)
huggggzzz to you my dear
cheers

Keshi said...

Kaylee do not panic...u should indeed start early if u want to realise early. LOL!

Glad to hear ur OK n that ur home.

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ty Diya :)


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Anony that means men r not doing their job properly. Both the physical and emotional connections need to be there.


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Jay lets call it a bad few years LOL!

**than being married to a woman who is

who is? tell me tell me!


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Ammu hugggggggggz :)

**is it us not seeing their 'dream' actually is?

I hv no idea cos I dunno if they even know what they dun know LOL!


**I am not seeing it coz I have been blinded by what happened. Now, no more.

so true...it's like Men were a good cause for self-realisation, rather attaining Nirvana haha!

ty sweetie!

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Anuj Im chilled. lol what makes u think Im not?




Keshi.

The Stormin Mormon said...

Hahaha...

I'd have emailed this one, but it's unlisted:

"Anytime Keshi, at least I would know that it's going to be a relatively sane phone call. Unlike recent events."

KAYLEE said...

HEHE OKAY i WOnt!!!!!!!!!and check my latest post i did like 5 mins ago on my blog :P :)

Keshi said...

Mormon tnxx!

**Don't worry, us guys are having the same problems as you girls.

LOL I know...so when is ur post coming up? I mean the Male version of this post :)


**"Nope, you've just only been dating a year, and she's good at hiding it."

yep sometimes it takes a few years to get to know someone...with the men I hv met so far, it took like a week or few months to get to know how sad they were LOL!


**it aint simple

hell nah! more like fatal attraction.


**it's hopeless

haha! Well I wish u all the best. Hopefully she's the one :)


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hey Anuj!

** n i cud also babble a lot abt having met the wrng ones (very few times though) bt all the time

just cos u dun wanna write abt it Anuj, it doesnt mean I shouldnt too. hai na? :)


**bt I guess we shud learn to cope up wid our own miseries & difficulties ..

this aint my OWN misery..the misery r the men I meet LOL! well Im coping alright with my rather unfortunate love life...Im happy the way I am...cos I'd rather be single than be with the wrong man.


** n it wud b ridiculous of me to say tht wait fr the rite one ..

LOL yes. If I hear anyone saying that to me one more time, I'm gonna scream so loud till they go deaf.


Nah Anuj I aint upset...this was just a funny post taken from real encounters in my life :)

tnxx anyways u r so sweet!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

G'day Bev!

**Wait, I said apes are smarter than that. If so, men must be on the endangered species list.

ROFL!


Potheads as in?


Monkeys have better sex? Seriously? :):) That proves why my natural insticnts wud hv directed me that way hahaha!

-----------------------------------

Crazy_me heyy! :)

**The trick is to find the one that bugs you the least.

its like 1 in every 1000000 men I'd date. Its not gonna happen then. baaaaaaaawaaaaaa Im gonna end up man-less!

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hey TLW!

**unfortunately, the boyfriend can be replaced with girlfriend in this post...

mno probs :) write a post abt ur miseries with women if u can.


**and may be to end with
"It's official, my next boyfriend is definitely going to be a Donkey.

why? cos she carries u all the time? LOL ok Im kidding!

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ty Dawny HUGGGGGGGGGGZ!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Mormon :)

**it's going to be a relatively sane phone call

ur sure? Cos Im a woman u know. LOL!

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Kaylee ok I will soon, tnxx hun!



Keshi.

KAYLEE said...

Terminally ill? me? no nothing other than the heart disease that i know about.Thanks for all your comments

AakASH!!! said...

Honey, heres a song for you. It's an oldie but it fits the bill.
>>>
The Right Kind of Man

Words and Lyrics by L. Wolfe Gilbert and Abel Baer
Recorded by Ruth Etting on October 4, 1929 in New York City for Columbia Records. Originally issued on Columbia 1998 D (Matrix 149099)
Appeared in the film Frozen Justice and in the short film, Broadway's Like That, 1930.

If I could find him, the right kind of man,
He'd make me mind him, the right kind of man,
I could be slaving, behaving all the day long,
Wouldn't do wrong!

I'd feed him kisses in Spring or in Fall,
No other missus could tempt him at all.
I'd always drive him, beside him,
Where I belong.

I'm just so full of love,
And to the world I'm making this plea:
Where is the man I love?
Somewhere I know, he's waiting for me,
Where can he be?

Don't need a palace in Paris or Rome,
Could even live in an igloo in Nome,
I wouldn't feel bad if I had the right kind of man!

<<<

So there you go Keshi dear, and if you notice closely, we all evolved from monkeys. In this evolution we developed traits, or idiosyncracies. I dont know to what level a match or mismatch is required in our wanted partners, but whatever it is we keep discovering.

Knowing you the way you are, i know you wont give up. And knowing me the way i am, i would love to be the monkey you choose.

And you're the best!

Sweetstickychewy said...

I love this post! Speaks much.

Sides Keshi, ya know i really do have a aunt who has this dream coming true for her about that great husband, white picket fences etc. My cousins have them too except maybe some dun really have the luxury of white picket fences. I just am wondering wat's in line for me. Trust me i am with u with the dating monkeys and whats next in line.

I really do agree that dating real life monkeys would make life so much more interesting and easier. Just that i am not sure abt the kissing and sex part though. lol! Yeah..Animals and me..Err. juz not happening..lol!

ok am crapping. but i have to say i am feeling ya at some points. And i u got me cracking at some points.



*Hugs*

EBEZP said...

A very good post Keshi. But a tad harsh on men that try to keep it all together with their women!
We are not all paranoid about love and committment you know?
Both gender have faults but the ability to compromise is given to man and so often abused by both genders.
The key word is choice hey?
Isn't there any fun left discovering about the differences and learning to love each other.
Tell you what I'd get pretty fed up with any animal that are all the same as each other so I'll stick to women with all their lovely faults thanks.

southpaw said...

Alas! if u cud date this animal once....

Keshi said...

Kaylee aww Im so glad abt that. HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZ! u sound so cute :)

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Aakash ty so much for the lyrics...can relate to so much LOL!

**Recorded by Ruth Etting on October 4, 1929 in New York City for Columbia Records

does that mean even in the 1920s women were completely dissatisfied? :)


**Don't need a palace in Paris or Rome,
Could even live in an igloo in Nome...

I must say I cant live in an Igloo cos that wud mean Im marrying an Eskimo - that kinda freaks me out...cos imagine how un-sexy I'd be in all those warm gear!


true..it isnt that simple...men n women r always discovering and boy am I not surprised LOL!


**And knowing me the way i am, i would love to be the monkey you choose.

awwwwwwww so cute! HUGGGGGGGGGZ Aakash Im sure u'd make a very cute monkey for me ;-)


-----------------------------------

Amy HUGGGGGGGGGGGGZ!

lol I know some ppl have this fairytale lives n families. I mite chuck the White Picket idea then...mebbe I should just settle for a rotten wood fence? Even no fence wud do Amy!


**Just that i am not sure abt the kissing and sex part though

LOL yep. Just for that we need to go out of the monkey house.

ty sweetie!



Keshi.

TLW said...

well I actually wanted to say
My next girlfriend is going to be a donkey...
BTW I have no such post in my mind...
waste of time :-) hehehe

Keshi said...

hey tnxx Ebezp!

**We are not all paranoid about love and committment you know?

well not the men I hv met so far...most of em ran away when that talk came up.


**The key word is choice hey?
Isn't there any fun left discovering about the differences and learning to love each other.

I totally agree.



**Tell you what I'd get pretty fed up with any animal that are all the same as each other so I'll stick to women with all their lovely faults thanks.

LOL thats so sweet. Well I hope u realise this post wasnt written with any malice towards men...it was just a FUN post with real encounters behind it.

:) tnxx make!

-----------------------------------

Southy which animal r ya? ;-)




Keshi.

Keshi said...

TLW thats what I asked abt..I mean the donkey. :)

**BTW I have no such post in my mind...
waste of time

lol ok!


Keshi.

KAYLEE said...

//Kaylee aww Im so glad abt that. HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZ! u sound so cute :)//

Okay on my way to bed but before I gott one more thibg to say!YOU KNOW WHAT? I think you would have to be the sweetest blogger I have ever got to know but,tell the others that!!!!!:)

Jim said...

GOSH
i fear Keshi has turned into a man hater

all bcoz of that creep Saby

southpaw said...

Monkey-eater...lolz

Anonymous said...

Keshi always gets along wellwith her girl friends

but she cant relate to men
another les in the making

Keshi said...

hey Kaylee sleep well hun.

**think you would have to be the sweetest blogger I have ever got to know but,tell the others that!!!!!:)

LOL u cheeky lil brat! HUGGGGGGGGGZ!

-----------------------------------

Jim/Anony/Saby

**but she cant relate to men
another les in the making

I'd rather turn les than ever imagine that there r men like u in this world! Im so glad I know that ur gay.


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lolz Southy! :):)




Keshi.

Anonymous said...

i said a lott about indian men earlier

let me tell u about indian women now

indian women wont kiss
they will dress sexy though

if u want to get btw the sheets with her
u gotta marry her first


its blackmail !
dress sexy, seduce the guy
and make him marry u

(when all the guy was looking for was a night out with her)

Keshi said...

Saby...

**if u want to get btw the sheets with her
u gotta marry her first


thats cos thats what Indian men like u expect from the women they marry - BE A VIRGIN or ur not good! So dun expect Indian women to jump to bed with u straight away. U clean up ur rotten VIRGIN-WANTED attitude of ur's first!


Keshi.

Anonymous said...

poor poor indian guys

hey guys
i no what u guys are going through

i was a sucker
i married her


now i want out

Keshi said...

Saby Im surprised ur wife is still with ya...she must be really ill-informed abt men.

Keshi.

Anonymous said...

HA
i tot u didnt care a damn for society

u r one mixed up kid keshi
u r neither indian nor westernized

u dont have an identity
how do u relate with a girl who dont no who she is or
what she wants

Shionge said...

Hey I like the music ....cool :D

Although I'm happily married Keshi I find myself 'soothing' the male's ego all the time and it sucks :(

Yep..agreed! Monkey is better at least they entertain us ya kekekek...


Yo Pal thanks for visiting my blog, the gum is swelling and affecting the tonsil now so I think I'll be seeing the GP for anti-botic before the dentist coz my dentist is out of town :( Talking about timing gosh....tks for the concern, I'm surviving.

Take care pal!

KAYLEE said...

HEY YOU DONT THINK I AM SUCKING UP TO YOU DO YOU? I hope not.

Keshi said...

Saby can I just say FUCK OFF? Cos u r the one's who's mixed up, not me. Im not saying I care abt ur rotten typical Indian mentality...what I said was that thats how men like u treat ur women..and thats why they r not free to do wut they want. SO DUN WHINGE. Cos they r scared of insensitive men like u...who wont marry if she's not a virgin etc etc. Not that I care what u or ur stupid ego thinks!


What is Indian? What is Aussie? What is Sri Lankan? D u label urself when u walk out of ur house? Im a human being.

Ur a pathetic loser. U go ard in blogs talking crap abt me...u leave obscene comments here...u sound desperate and sick. So is that what Indian is then? U should be ashamed of urself.

And Im sure all my Indian friends here are ashamed to realise that U R AN INDIAN Saby.

Go fuck yourself.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

lolz Shionge tnxx for being so honest.

Yes this song is a great number...watch the video..it's really cool.


u get better soon hun HUGGGGGGGGGZ!


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nah Kaylee I'd neva think like that abt ya...u r so innocent.



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Saby my middle finger at ya...

Losers like u should not be given any place in my blog. Find another place to vent ur shit out.

Keshi.

anuj said...

ohk ..thts awesome tht ur awrite :D

may b i thght it to b sad n grumpy .. cause i might have had the same mindset since few dyz :D .. lol

bt if it was funny as u said .. its grt ..

well I dont write abt it .. cause it hardly makes ne difference u knw :D nd its nt vry interesting as well :P

newyz .. its nice to hear tht m kinda sweet :D hahaha .. i was dyin to hear tht :P .. lol

have an awesome gud evenin
cheers
anuj

Keshi said...

Anuj wuts wrong? Wuts been bothering ya?

if ur feeling down just watch the current music video..u'll cheer up real quick :)


btw did u notice the title of this post?



Keshi.

anuj said...

nooo .. nothings wrng wid me .. m all fine n guddy guddy ;) ..trust me

damn .. i m so bloody lame .. i din realise tht untill now .. tht u pointed it out ... whr has my perceptive powers gone .. lol

'How I met your ...
haha .. awesome .. too funny keshi ..

now its nice to see .. tht u carry certain things wid u .. i mean on ur mind .. i mean like we joked abt it n u din forget it .. well though i also do that a lot of times .. bt its interesting to figure tht out

wht was bothering was the question that what was bothering you? :D hehe .. bt now its fine ..

more talks lead to more confusion :p .. LOL

hw waz ur day ?

n someone seems to have been bothering u since long now .. i mean i have been free all day bt i visited this site twice .. wht does he do .. does he keep an eye here almost all the time :O

Harry said...

hey Keshi..

I m fyn,thanx...
ha ahha...b/w, nice post...
and the most catchy thing is the title of this posting...

anyway, wassup with u??...

Keshi said...

hey Anuj good to hear ur feeling better now :) Atleast a tad ha...


**wht was bothering was the question that what was bothering you?

haha! Ok I have dizzy spells like that too...sometimes I dun even know whats making me feel sad/happy/snappy etc etc. Just allow it to pass on it's own...

my day is good so far tnxx Anuj!


**wht does he do .. does he keep an eye here almost all the time

he's one ape that hasnt evolved even to the 2nd stage from the origins. He's obsessed with this space and thinks he knows everything when in real he knows nothing. Cos rem he's still an ape.



Kesh.

Keshi said...

hey Harry ty :)

Im well n u?

Keshi.

pria said...

Keshi: My god... had a good laugh girl.. Its a matter of curiosity and instinct beahvior!!!

The Acid Tongue said...

lol!
had to think wice before saying Hi!
you ARE aggressive.

hilarious read, though i dont quite echo on all the parts, but yea it wasnt all wrong either (like i could dare say that haha)

Nice Blog.
Happy Living

niki yokota said...

awww wat funny pictures lololol
will read and make a comment after work... thanks keshi-chan!!

phishez_rule said...

Simple. Men are scum. The end.

Silvara said...

Hahahah...love it Keshi :)

Very true but then you gotta look for that diamond in the rough - he will be the one you're waiting for :D

I love this song and the clip makes me drooooooooooooooool :P

cindy said...

If the monkey knows how to pat you on your back and give bananas, why not? LOL!!!

Jeya Anand said...

well who pissed u off...that was so harsh !!.... anyhow i did laugh for most of the time:D....but oddities remain hidden in evry sphere...gotto look out ...

And I love chimpz very much...wat abt u?? and ur boyfriend??which one r u gonna choose?? Chimp?Gorilla?Orangutan??:D
hehehe

Menchie said...

LOL at the monkeys!!!

It's monkeys for you and frogs for me. Can't even remember how many frogs came and left my life before i met and married the hubby.

there's always hope as long as you are alive and can still put on lipstick! HA HA HA!!!

anuj said...

are ppl shy of attendin calls aftr 6 :O .. its kind of annoying :D

KMF said...

Great post

Sam said...

nice post.. quite hilarious... and i must Keshi you are wrong to an extent!! you just haven't met the right kind!! that's all i'd say...
there are guys out there. who'd rather not be pre-historic... who can talk to you abt anything you want to... who are ready to sing-dance just for you... who'd do anything just for you... travel thousands of miles to be with just a for a few hours.... do not hold on to their mommy's skirt (ewwww!!).... who can be useful in kitchen and housekeeping.... who seriously go by a woman's nature and intelligence rather her physical beauty.... who'd got to sleep only after you've slept (i don't wanna miss a thing - aerosmith.. dats teh funda in play!!).... who'd sing a song for you for dats wot u want to hear before gng to sleep.. adn while at dat dey don't care if they r sleepy or not... if they r missing out on parties and boys night out.... I guess could have listed more...
The truth is Keshi, such men exist.... I knw they do!! They don't cheat.. they r honest.. they praise.. they pamper u crazy... go ahead.... you'll find them.. trust me!!

WP2007 said...

Hi Keshi

Potheads are people who smoke pot, weed, grass, refers--aka marijuana.
Seems like Canucks top the list of users.

LOL

Bev

DJ said...

well... i think it varies from person to person... and its not about man or woman here...

with my experience since last one year, i can relate very closely to ur post with just the words men and women interchanged :)

it all goes fine, until one becomes serious and then........

the usual stories........ "i have not thought about it; i need time; how can you even think this way, we are good friends; you start behaving properly in my presence; you irritate me; why can't you be normal?; what has happened to you?" ....... and the list can go on and on.........."

but a very nice post nonetheless...
brought a smile to my face :)

tc....

Andrew said...

It is hard work Keshi. Nice writing btw. Relationships are full of compromise, biting your tongue, overlooking things, agreeing to things you know are wrong for you and keeping your mouth shut at times. Not ideal, but nor is the world.

homo escapeons said...

My Word!
I know, that you know, that all vertebrates start out as female and that males are the mutants and that chimpanzees are Apes and not Monkeys..right?

Go back to my el depresso meme and look up the link at the end that lists Ten Politically Incorrect Truths About Human Nature..it will will sting a bit but I believe that it is better to know what we are really up against.

There are a few guys out there who aren't totally Neanderthal, and I hate to knock our evolutionary cousins, but you need to look in the kind of places where the TYPE of guy you are looking for might actually be found.

I hear you loud and clear SISTA but remember that a lot of the guys that you are looking for are getting stuck with vapid little megalomaniacs and these guys are just as depressed.

Abandon your shotgun approach and become more of a sniper..warning: you need a lot of patience to be a sniper. It is either that or lower your expectations like most people do and say hello to Mr. Goodeenuff.

Asha said...

Hahaha!!Good one Kesh! That,s what I tell my daughter.You don't need a man to be happy.It should come within you and then have a guy besides to share it if he deserves it!!
You sound happy.Have a fun day , never mind the monkeys!!:D

Alok said...

There is this problem Keshi u still will have .... if girls started dating monkeys .... men will surely turn one and that too really fast creating a chain of reverse evolution ..........

have a good day ....

Helen said...

I love this post, Keshi, you are hilarious, if a bit tinged with bad luck in the male department ; ) love you though, sister. There's a lot of blinking males out there, blink when the right one is near ; )

Anonymous said...

laughing so loud....ahha

really want to say that to all this people...

i wonder how can i contribute in your blog? u were saying?

DALICIA

vishesh said...

OMG keshi!

what can i say??


btw,in india,the concept of the girl proposing is coming new(hmm...sry if i am wrong its at least in chennai).....only for the past few years...anyway....girls know how to dump guys too.....heard a lot of btw the leg story in the middle of the road and the cat walk.....

Jenny! said...

Monkeys are cool except for the poo flinging! You crack me up...and great pictures!

MyUtopia said...

LOL, what a hilarious post! You are just too funny!

Cuckoo said...

Congrats !!!
At last, you are going to have a perfect man in your life. :P

AmitL said...

Heylo,Keshi...Good Morning,when u read this post..hope a lot of your ire at the male species died down after a good night's sleep..grin grin(Like a monkey,I almost said.LOL)...hey,u know,I'd love to express the male side of thoughts,one of these days-let's see,perhaps I'll write a post on that,one of these days,if I get as,err,'inspired' as you were,to write this post.TC.

Trinnie said...

keshi! life's much better without men and relationships! and u agree too - be happy ur not in one... :)

"no man no cry" is sooo right!

just wondering what inspired this post. u sound frustrated girl...
take care! :)
*huugz*

niki yokota said...

Monkeys don't drive you Coconuts? ROFL!!
i totally agree with u, keshi-chan!

Paul Champagne said...

All I can say is keep trying. It took me 3 tries to find the perfect woman (with nice boobs I might add) amd I am her fourth try ... but we finally found each other and that's what is important.

Little Miss Muffet said...

that's a hilarious post :) ur so right though..men just take too long making up their minds while we are waiting looking eagerly at them to utter the M word...btw, The Better Half did his fair share of torturing me too.."I don't know" was what i heard for a long time...and just when i had decided to give it up coz being single just would be so much better emotionally, he did something totally romantic..and a month later, he announced it to his family without any nagging from my part...after 2 yrs of mrrg, i know he was worth the waiting...but i always let him know how he almost lost me coz of the "i don't know" part...i wonder how many wonderful women just slip through some unfortunate men's hands coz of this uncertainty..ah well, their loss!
myabe ur right, monkeys are better!! :D

Art said...

not every man is this way.. There are a few people who are mature enough.. or probably I am lucky to have such a man :)
I know a lot of men who do care for a woman's feelings..

krystyna said...

Hi Keshi!
my next is definitely going to be a Monkey too. And I'm just feeling much better saing it. Thanks for great post!

Top cat said...

You DO know that monkeys like to throw feces don't you??
You DO know they will hump anything in sight don't you??

The problem keshi is you're too beautiful..yep, that's right.
And because you are beautiful, men who are handsome are attracted to you because they want to be seen with the best.
The only problem is most handsome men are shallow and love themselves more than someone else, so they feel they can act like shits because they can get anyone they want.
There are a lot of decent men out there who are loving faithful husbands and good fathers, they just don't all look like Brad Pitt.
tc

Coco said...

relationships are NEVER easy, whether dating or married!!

if while dating something (vice/fault) seemed insignificant, when married it becomes HUGE issue!

it's alot easier to buy a home, than to find a "good" man!!

don't give up, he's out there somewhere looking for you too!! ;)

hugs

Margie said...

Hi hun
Awwwwww! Keshi, not all men are afraid of the term Love!
Of-course there are lots like that, but also many, many good men out there that are true blue and very commited!

I have one like that, and I am so happy with him.
I had a horrible day, and I came home to dinner all cooked for me!
Can't beat that!

I think all relationships should be a luxury, and not a necessity!
When we have mutual love, support and respect in our relatioinships, they usually work.

Mine had been wonderful for a lot of years!

Lots of stuff in this post gave me a big chuckle though!
You are pretty dang funny Keshi girl!!!!!

HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ to you!
Hope you are smiling today!

Margie:)

jitendra said...

hmm...interesting observations

KAYLEE said...

HI HOW ARE YOU CAN I ADD one more thing? I got two boys into me now I gotta one of them no I guess!

Keshi said...

I agree Priya tnxx! LOL Im glad u had a good laugh :)

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Acid WC n tnxx!

**had to think wice before saying Hi! you ARE aggressive.


Here's me saying Hi to u by throwing a brick...LOL! Cmon I aint aggressive as I sound ;-)

I luuurve ur profile pic!

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No worries Niki chan!


d u recognise ur ex-BF in those pics?

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hey Phishez!

**Simple. Men are scum. The end.

ty for being such an honest chick!


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Silvara the moment I saw this video on VideoHits, I fell in love with the music...glad u like it too.


**then you gotta look for that diamond in the rough

u mean I gotta buy sets of very strong Binoculars, Telescopes and a Rocket? LOL tnxx for the tip Silvara I hope I find him now :)


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heyy Cindy!

**If the monkey knows how to pat you on your back and give bananas, why not?

LOL yeah and they dun grab ur bananas bak either!


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hey Jeya nah I aint pissed off :) Im just a little tired of running into an immature fool each time.

heyy I cant see ur blog...any idea why?



Keshi.

Keshi said...

MWAHHH Menchie!

**Can't even remember how many frogs came and left my life before i met and married the hubby.

I kissed a few toads too. Felt like I was being molested by a mental Panda.


**there's always hope as long as you are alive and can still put on lipstick

LOL good one! ty sweetie - lipstick gets me dancing :)


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allo allo Anuj! :)

**are ppl shy of attendin calls aftr 6 :O .. its kind of annoying

so was it u who listened to my voicemail recording n hung up w.o. saying anything? LOL awwww...I just heard that msg this morning. mebbe u rang me when I was in the tunnel?

I hv to ring u..I must..I will...very soon ok? :) tnxx Anuj!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty KMF!

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hey Sam!

Obviously I havent met any MEN lol!


**who can be useful in kitchen and housekeeping....

my ex-BF was a good cook..I agree some men can be very good at cooking..but there were few who set the kitchen on fire.


**who seriously go by a woman's nature and intelligence rather her physical beauty....

I agree...but where r they? LOL!


**who'd got to sleep only after you've slept

really? WOW how nice! I wanna put that down as essential criteria for BF material.


Sam I think ur such a nice guy and u r one of those rare men...can u catch a flight n land in Aus now? :)

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Ur kidding me Bev!

So most Canadian blokes r potters? that seriously puts me off. And I dun want a man who buys me a Marijuana bday cake!


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DJ I agree...:)


**"i have not thought about it; i need time;

thats the MOST used line to get out of a r'ship thats threatening with committment.

Another one is "I havent even established myself in my career etc so i cant take such a big step rite now..".

Yeah they can fall in love but they cant commit..who r they kidding rite!


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Very true Andrew!

**and keeping your mouth shut at times

Plastering my mouth for good wud help me keep the man I know! :)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey HE glad to see u here after a long time...I hope ur ok. HUGGGGGGGGGZ!


**There are a few guys out there who aren't totally Neanderthal,

U mean in the Amazon forests? Ok I'll look in there. :)


**but you need to look in the kind of places where the TYPE of guy you are looking for might actually be found.

I need to put up a SEARCH...with the Police n all. tnxx for the tip HE!


**I hear you loud and clear SISTA but remember that a lot of the guys that you are looking for are getting stuck with vapid little megalomaniacs and these guys are just as depressed.

:) u mite be spot on there.


**Abandon your shotgun approach and become more of a sniper..

cute :)


**warning: you need a lot of patience to be a sniper.

I think I mite just kill him LOL!


**It is either that or lower your expectations like most people do and say hello to Mr. Goodeenuff.

o cmon HE u dun believe I hv HIGH expectation d u? :) I mean Im certainly not gonna get hitched with Tarzan from the Andes Mountains, but I aint expecting a God-like, Jude-law-lookalike, Angelic, Superman either...Im normal and I want a normal guy too...it seems to be the hardest thing to EXPECT :) Wut say?

tnxx mate!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

ty Asha! And for being a married woman and for agreeing with this post, ur a superb woman!

**You don't need a man to be happy.

definitely not. Alot of ppl who read this post think im UNHAPPY. But Im very HAPPY - never been this happy :) Having a great man wud add to that happiness but it certainly isnt the ONLY reason to be happy. Happiness comes from within, not from an external source.


**It should come within you and then have a guy besides to share it if he deserves it!!

Spot on! Ur a great mum and for guiding ur kids this way, u need to be highly honored. HUGGGGGGGGGGZ Asha! If a good man comes ur way, then its great. But if he doesn't, then u mite as well be single than suffer in a wrong r'ship. Very well-said!


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heyya Alok ty!

**.... men will surely turn one and that too really fast creating a chain of reverse evolution ..........

LOL very smart thinking! If that happens, I'll dump the monekys and case date a Zebra ;-)


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Heyyy pretty Helen ;-)


**if a bit tinged with bad luck in the male department

Tell me abt it LOL!

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hey Dalicia ty sweetie!

**i wonder how can i contribute in your blog? u were saying?

LOL I meant share with us ur experiences with a ex-BF :)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Vish ur only 15...I hope my post will make u treat women better when u grow up :)


**girls proposing first

I think it's cool...d u think its good too?


**leg story in the middle of the road and the cat walk.....

wut d u mean?

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hey Jenny ty!

**Monkeys are cool except for the poo flinging!

well is it any different than with men? We do experience very smelly, unpleasant and shitty stuff with men dun we! :)


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ty Utopia hehehe...


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hey Cuckoo!


**At last, you are going to have a perfect man in your life

yep Im so excited that he never wears clothes either LOL!

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Amit yes I slept over it but nothing has changed this morning LOL!

Cant wait to hear ur side of the story ;-) Do let me know when u put up that post.

tnxx!

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Trinnie nothing in particular inspired me to write it...basically all the mess caused by men over the years :)


**no man no cry" is sooo right!

LOL good one!

Let me think abt it...when I had a man in my life, I was walking ard like a zombie, hardly got any sleep, wasted alot of money on the chimps' bdays instead of buying myself pretty shoes, ate lil to keep myself looking good for him, ran for my life like a mad gorilla in the end...so yeah NO MAN NO CRY, I agree :)

ty sweetie n HUGGGGGGGGGZ!

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Niki and they dun drive u up the Coconut trees either :)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

G'day Paul!

**It took me 3 tries to find the perfect woman (with nice boobs I might add) amd I am her fourth try ..

awww Im so glad u 2 found each other. Thats a very happy ending. :)

And TY!

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hey Missy!

Thats a beautiful romance...how sweet.


**but i always let him know how he almost lost me coz of the "i don't know" part...

LOL this is exactly wut I meant...they either say I LIKE YOU, IM NOT SURE YET, I DONT KNOW...or IM SO PARANOID I CANT DECIDE. :)


**i wonder how many wonderful women just slip through some unfortunate men's hands coz of this uncertainty.

true...Im glad ur man didnt lose u...he struck gold. HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ!

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Art Im glad u founf ur match...how lucky.

There r great men out there I know...I have some boyfriends who r some real nice men btw...

mebbe Im just UNLUCKY in love...this is where I start believing in stars, horoscopes and crystal balls - its that pathetic LOL!


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aww how sweet Krys, then we both can hv monkey hubbies n meet for a Banana nite :)




Keshi.

susan said...

LOL You're so young to be so cynical! Yes, there are a lot of cavemen out there, but there's also some golden boys. After nearly 20 years I still like mine!

Keshi said...

heyya Rick!

**You DO know that monkeys like to throw feces don't you??

I do...I step in faeces all the time when Im with a man..LOL!


**You DO know they will hump anything in sight don't you??

lol do they? Then they r no different than most men I've known :):)


**The problem keshi is you're too beautiful..yep, that's right.

o cmon dun tell me that...Im not too beautiful. Im just an average girl (looks wise) with a big heart...a heart that often gets her in big trouble :)


**And because you are beautiful, men who are handsome are attracted to you because they want to be seen with the best.

well ur right here cos all the men I hv had in the past r handsome dudes...I didnt make that must-have criteria tho.


**The only problem is most handsome men are shallow and love themselves more than someone else,

I think u've got a good point here...


**There are a lot of decent men out there who are loving faithful husbands and good fathers, they just don't all look like Brad Pitt.

I never really fancied Brad Pitt :) Anyways, I know wut u mean.

ty n I'll keep that in mind Rick, hugggggggggggz!


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hey TY Coco!

**it's alot easier to buy a home, than to find a "good" man!!

I agree...if I put all my strength, money, time and love that I put into those r'ships into building a house for me, I'd be in Gracelands by now LOL!


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aww Margie ty for encouraging me!

I know u have a fantastci man by ur side. Thats cos ur an angel and God blessed u with another angel.


**I had a horrible day, and I came home to dinner all cooked for me!

how sweet!
now does he hv a brother? ;-)


Anyways u deserve the best Margie! HUGGGGGGGGGGZ!

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ello Jitterbug!

**interesting observations

somehow u sound disagreeing LOL!


Keshi.

DJ said...

love is what one person might think, for the other one it might be just a pleasant pass time :)

when u flirt, u r the greatest person around to be with... but when u become serious; "oh my god! he/she is obsessed with me...what a maniac"

or may be they r not brave enough to commit... it takes a lot of courage to do so... then either ways, they r not worth it... u can never rely on such ppl to support u in the times of doom...

anyways, shit happens.... lol...
don't worry...tc... :)

jitendra said...

i would rather not pass any value judgement :)

Keshi said...

hey Kaylee!

** I got two boys into me now I gotta one of them no I guess!

lol ur having too much fun ha.
Well just go with the most decent one ;-)


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Susan mebbe I live in the jungle...Im just wondering now :)

** After nearly 20 years I still like mine!

hold on to him real tight! Cos such men r RARE.


tnxxx Susan!


Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey DJ!

**when u flirt, u r the greatest person around to be with... but when u become serious; "oh my god! he/she is obsessed with me...what a maniac"

not always...cmon if the girl is serious abt him too, she'd never think of the guy that way..


**shit happens

in my love life it seems like un-shit never happens, LOL!

ty DJ!


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hey Jitterz plz explain :)



Keshi.

Keshi said...

Saby ur warped, racist, sexist n rude opinions arent valid in my blog anymore...so get out of here.

Keshi.

anuj said...

hmm .. bt its nt abt u ringin me or nt :D

i was jus wondering if ppl here dont take calls aftr 5 .. like thy dont stay in their offices aftr 5 ;)

ur were in the tunnel .. lol .. funny

Keshi said...

nah I do take calls after 24/7 actually :) but if my fone's on silent, then ofcourse I dun hv special hearing powers do I LOL!

**ur were in the tunnel .. lol .. funny


LOL Anuj OMG u dirty minded roo!


Keshi.

anuj said...

no u dirty mind.. how can u say tht i thought it in d dirty way .. haan haan .. u cant :P

well .. abt the silent thing .. whn i have my phn on silent .. its also on vibrating mode (now dnt thing otherise :D) .. so it tickles me somwhere .. so i knw somone is tryin to reach me ;)

may b u dnt like being tickled by ur mobile :P .. LOl .. hehe
no dirty thoughts !! nope nope

KAYLEE said...

Okay be aware this is completely off topic but I went to the doctor today and they want to do another surgery but,If i doo it i am taking a big risk.....i dunno if i want o do that!

Keshi said...

oii Anuj!

** its also on vibrating mode

omg ur soooo dirrrty! LOL! cheee cheee hahahaha!


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Kaylee wuts this op for sweetie?




Keshi.

J said...

Won't quite get into the debate, but must say the post is sure sprinkled with a dash of humorous keshism ;)

Keshi said...

J tnxx! :)

so Im not lucky enough to hear some Johnoism hehehe...

Keshi.

jitendra said...

the inherent imperfection in some form in every human being (man or woman) is very fascinating to me.. i wouldnt pass value judgment on their (males' or females') imperfections knowing very well that i too am imperfect :)

Keshi said...

I agree Jit..and Im not saying IM PERFECT..no ways! But it's sad when most men I hv come across cant even be normal - dun wanna use the term LOVE. And that was my point...I didnt write this with Malice towards men, neither to say that Im too good for any man...Im sorry u seemed to hv gotten it that way.

mebbe Im not meant to hv a man in my life...either way Im happy.


Keshi.

Keshi said...

I realised that most men here seem to hv gotten offended by my post. Plz note that this post was written in true Keshi style...and thats with HUMOR (tho the underlying issues r TRUE to the core). These r abt the MEN I hv met so far in my life..so its not abt you. So dun take it personally.

If u think that women r worse or the same, Im ready to hear that part too...spill em!


Thanks!
Keshi.

Keshi said...

Saby u call ur comments criticism? They r rubbish in real. So yeah no rubbish in my blog anymore. If u hvnt already realised there's heaps of 'CONSTRUCTIVE' criticism in my blog already...and I WC those. NOT UR SHIT.


So yeah ur banned from leaving shit ard here.

Keshi.

Helen said...

**No need to post this, it may cause more problems for you, sweetie**

Keshi I can't believe how Saby/Anon/Jim insists on tormenting you. I am so proud of the way you have always respected your femininity, heritage, etc. but refuse to be oppressed by patriarchal traditions. It's a quiet strength you have, but when you snarl it's with a snap and snarl. *snaps fingers to make point ; ) *

People that are afraid of change and prefer the subjugation of tradition are bound to fail in many ways. We are taught (in my religion) to HONOR our parents (and presumably our ancestry) but I don't think that we are to blindly obey arbitrary man- (or woman-) made traditions without weighing the reason, morality, or pragmatism of those traditions.

Keep your strength up, Keshi, you're forging your path and becoming you: a moral, brave, kind, true, and, of course, sexy blend of Indian and Western society. Hugs and Kisses my friend.

Keshi said...

Mr.Junk-commenter, I dun even read ur comments now..cos the first word itself identifies the junk that u r. So they go straight to the trash can. btw it's only ur comments that end up this way. No surprises there.

So dun waste ur fingers typing em. Save em for the 'PURE' Indian blogs.

Keshi.

Keshi said...

And the men who got offended here took it personally..sorry I cant help that.

And for those men who understood what I said and joined in the fun with me, THANK YOU and u guys ROCK!

Keshi.

anuj said...

whts so dirty in tht lol ..
ofcourse it is .. in order to knw tht someone is buzzing u ..

nd rather evryone in india does tht .. evn gals .. :D

hehehehe ..

ur thinkin dirty keshi .. admit it !!

Keshi said...

o gawwd Anuj LOL I know that duhhh! I was only joking.

I put it on VIBRATE and then my phone is in the bag...so I dun get the tickles everytime :)

Keshi.

anuj said...

well thts not y ppl put phones on the vibrator mode .. nt to put it in the bags .. hahahaha ..

Keshi said...

lolz I know Im loco :)

Keshi.

anuj said...

so much to loose keshi .. fr being crazy .. hehe ..

u miss a guyz call ..

Keshi said...

Im doing teh blocks for it now :(

K so I'll return the favor soon...stay tuned...keep ur fone close to ur body now LOL!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

Anuj I hv Taliban extermists in my blog u know..men who r born to put women down n drag them across the road...LOL!

Men who aint like u...ur so sweet.

Keshi.

anuj said...

muhahaha ..
Am i being praised here .. 8)

well i dont like this idea of draggin ne one along .. walk is better .. :P

Keshi said...

nah ur seriously nice.

**walk

LOL!

so wuts Canberra like today?


Keshi.

anuj said...

well I had vanilla coke in the lunch .. so m bound to b sweet .. n yummy ..:D LOL

n Taliban extremists are such a turn off these dyz .. i mean all thy know is assault .. mental, physical, through words ..

anuj said...

since last 3 dyz canberra is fuckin cold .. steep temperature fall during the nite .. bt the guy who sleeps lxt to me keeps me warm .. hahahha .. bt he snores as well :(

today .. it was misty in the morning .. vry awesome cold .. but i like the misty weather .. i u can see blue faces of people .. more exquisite cos of the cold air tht surroounds thm .. hugging on to oneself .. looking a bit cramped in heaps of clothes .. I love WINTERS ..

rite now .. all mist is gone .. the sun is out .. its warm .. people walkin freely ..

n yup there was some graduation day in ANU i guess .. so i cud see ppl dressed weirdly like graduates :D with the funny hats on their head ..

thts pretty much it .. fr me .. canberra is turning out to be boring lately .. I want to go out in the open n stay somwhere in the mountains fr a while :D .. hehe .. with patches of green all arnd me .. a stream of water running close :D .. ya ofcourse someone to cherish all this wid .. (wink wink)

M so in to fantasies .. LOL

The Phosgene Kid said...

All right man bashing!! Actually I like you for your great legs!!

Unfortunately when god created women he/she/it inadvertently created cooties, 'cause everyone knows girls have cooties!!!

Do they have peach trees in Sri Lanka??

Keshi said...

Anuj heyy!

** i mean all thy know is assault .. mental, physical, through words ..

yep n thats what some men think they can do..manipulate women that way...poor losers.


**the guy who sleeps lxt to me keeps me warm ..

ur not turning gay r ya?


**.. canberra is turning out to be boring lately .

nothing new there...LOL!


**a stream of water running close :D .. ya ofcourse someone to cherish all this wid ..

ok so ur typing this at work in the middle of a lecture ha? Cos thats when we get extra-terrestrial dreams as such. LOL!


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heyya Phos cooties? LOL wuts that?


**Do they have peach trees in Sri Lanka??

actually they do...:) In Central Sri Lanka where it's almost like Australia in Winter. Hv u heard of Kandy? thats where apples, peaches, oranges and THE BEST TEA grows in Sri Lanka.


Keshi.

anuj said...

no m nt turning gay .. thy made this guy move in weeks bck .. nd put him in some room .. thn another gal moved in .. n thy threw the guy in my room. . askin me to adjust .. n I jus smiled :X

since thn .. I have been pretty much adjustin wid tht guy using my perfume as if his GF gifted him .. whn i come he takes my laptop n starts chatting me .. wid me waiting alongside ..'ya I am jus abt to sleep' shit .. like his GF gifted him the laptop on lease .. n thn turn off the lite, put the vlume down, i cannot voice chat wid my parents .. all tht fucked up shit ..

which is not so awesome .. but m living pretty happily :D .. cause i jus go there to sleep .. n take a bath may b ..

n all this is quite bearable if the guy is a rockstar .. i mean if he knws how to have fun .. bt he's a bloody bore .. vry homely ..

hehe .. seems like m frustrated .. lol .. well m counting dyz ;)

I got this amazing chance of moving in wid a lonely chinese gal .. (muhahaha) ..n she was willing to stay wid me .. bt i screwed it again .. by being lazy hehe ..

so all my privacy is hit down .SHOT .

lol .. so much fr a simple question .. anuj r u turning gay?
Hell NO !! :D

Aidan said...

Firstly a huge hug... Hope you are in better spirits...

However, (sorry going to be argumentative), you cant expect guys to be anything other than themselves. You cant get upset with someone for fearing commitment that is jst the way they are....

Life unfortunately is imperfect and flawed, this is something you have to accept take the good with the bad. Colgate smiles sound so painfuly boring, life would suck if there was no adversity or chalenge.

You will find someone nice, you have a lot to offer. Maybe you need to look in different places, you dont seem to have much luck where you found the others.

Be happy in yourself first, accept others for wh they are, dont expect a guy to change...

It wont work. Admire someone for their virtues, but love for their faults.

Ok ive had my rant, you can have your blog back now:)

Keshi said...

Anuj u wrote a library for that simple qn...u r not gay...it's a proven fact now LOL!

**whn i come he takes my laptop n starts chatting me

grab it bak from his hands n tell him to go get his own.


gawwwd u seem to be living with a blockbuster boredzilla. Get him out of that place..how abt I become ur flat-mate? LOL!


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Aidan Aidan Aidan ur soo sweet n soo right. As I always said where r all the rest of the Aidans? :(

I agree...Colgate smiles from day 1 isnt the way to live life...it'll be so boring then. I like challenges, such as men LOL!

ty so much HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGZ!


Keshi.

anuj said...

umm .. lemme think ..

thinkin thinkin thinkin thinkin ..


processing ..

got the word .. here it comes .. watch fr it ..

LEGEND .. wat wat .. ARY !!

can flatmates get a bit cheezy at times ? :D

Keshi said...

On a Cheesymeter of 1 to 10, how tacky r ya? LOL!

Keshi.

anuj said...

stayin wid a gal is a gud idea ..bcause u knw .. tht atleast she wont jump on ur bed n take 3/4 th of it .. n yet nt feel ashamed of it :D

so ur bed is pretty much urs ;) .. hehe

ya whn she's drunk on weekends n she finds the first thing to lie down on .. is my bed .. its fine !! D:

Keshi said...

ur testing me arent ya Anuj u cheeky bugger!

Nah I dun get drunk at all..cos I dun drink as often as u think I mite be :) I only hv one or 2 drinks if and when I go out..sometimes 0 drinks.

Bed seems to be ur biggest issue LOL!

Keshi.

anuj said...

well .. m kinda smooth rather :D

well i guess by cheesy i din mean the literal meaning .. i mean can thy b romantic .. like having a romantic house :D .. i mean u knw jus messin arnd wid one another ..

on a scale of 1 - 10

tacky: 3 (not sure)

awesome: 10 (ofcourse)

Keshi said...

nah Anuj I dun get romantic with my flat-mates...LOL u better stick to ur boring friend then...he mite me more romantic than me.

3? I dun think so. I think ur a perfect 10 haha!

Keshi.

anuj said...

haha .. this is turning out to b really funny .. hahaha ..

m not testing u .. lol .. haha

ya bed is an issue .. it wud b whn u hav to sleep wid a guy whn u wish it was somone else .. i mean my dreams are all shattered ..

if someone asks me .. hav u evr slept wid someone .. wat wud i say :(

so bed is an issue .. nd m jus tryin to project tht i dont mind my house mate getting drunk n taking my bed .. its awrite ;)

we wud b pretty much DRUNKEN/ SPOILED/ AWESOME house mates (wink wink)

anuj said...

ohk .. haha .. if u want to b boring (non-romantic) its fine :D

sure .. gettin romantic wid flat mates is nt a gud idea .. but theres is somthing called a friendly romanticism .. isnt it :D

CapCity said...

this was funny azzz HALE, Keshi (tha's my deep southern drawl;-). I love the photo of the cuties queing up for ya! LOL!

Fleiger said...

OK... calm down. Take a deep breath, breathing is good for you... Now tell us, what happened?

Keshi said...

Anuj u dunno me...in real Im a puke-sappy romantic...I'd even run after my man down the street with a rose between my lips..so BEWARE. :)


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Capcity ty for being a MAN n appreciating the humor in this post :) u rock!


**tha's my deep southern drawl

aww I'd luuurve to hear that in rayyyle maaiite...that btw is my Aussie accent LOL!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

LOL Feliger Im calm...wut happened was MEN.

:):)
Keshi.

anuj said...

awww .. the thorns wud pierce ur lips keshi .. so don do tht ..

ur a die hard romantic .. awesome .. so whn r we moving in :D ?

anuj said...

puke-sappy @ LOL .. hahahaha ..

Keshi said...

yeah I puke at the thought of my own romantic nature..

**so whn r we moving in

how abt year 3007? cos thats when most men I know wud be ready to settle down LOL!


Keshi.

anuj said...

so rite now .. the yearly counter runs on 7 .. i mean the last digit ..

so if u do a shift left 4 times .. tht leaves u wid a counter on the first digit .. isnt it .. ohk .. bt all tht hardwrk takes a 1000 yrs :(

u cud hav also said .. after few more lifes :D .. hehe

gosh .. don u take lunch?

Keshi said...

lolz @lifes!

yes Im going out now...wut abt u?

Catch u soon Anuj!

:)

Keshi.

jitendra said...

not at all.. like i said my comments are not intended to be judgmental..
you are right in your place. totally. just that i am too *lazy* to judge:)

anuj said...

I had lunch already .. i don take breakfst .. so m hungry all d time .. nd peeps here too head out fr lunch netime the clock strucks 12 noon ..


some crumpy bread wid potato scallops .. n i asked him to put HOT chilli sauce .. where as the old man managed to put some sweet chilli i guess .. i gulped it down with immense help frm coke ..

have a FEAST !!

c u babeh .. roomie
cheeers

PrAcHi said...

Hahahaha.. nice title kesh :D.. HUGSSSS.. though don’t agree on everything u have written in the post.. may be I did not experience all.. but yeah.. Men ARE weird upto some extent! CUTE post..

alex said...

Keshi,

"he might even say he just 'likes' you...that he doesnt 'love' you."

This applies to females too.

Was a nice read. :) lol

So, we shall be hearing about the money' soon?? :P

Ps said...

loved the post.(though i may not agree with all the views!)
You know what they say about men right?
They are like parking lots--the best ones are always taken ! :-)

But this post reminded me of this poem that i had put up in one of my posts

WOMAN’S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store
and a golf course.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh**.

Keshi said...

ok Jit tnxx!

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Anuj a vegetarian?

u dun take brekky? d u aim to be the youngest in the graveyard's gastro section? have brekky from tomorrow mate.


**FEAST

wut d u think Im at a party? LOL!


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lolz Prachi ty!


I know u found ur man...cos ur a lucky gal! HUGGGGGGGGGZ!


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Alex u will for sure hear abt the Babboon soon.

:) Stay tuned!


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PS sexy legs HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ!


**I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store
and a golf course.

LOL hahahahahahah sooooo true! ROFL! Im laughing sooooo much!!!



Keshi.

jitendra said...

btw i jus read that guy's comments on my blog.. is something wrong with him?

Keshi said...

haha Jit u should be asking if something is right with him.

well he's a racist, sexist, idiotic psychotic...ignore him. He's been obsessed with my blog for years and he's the only one who believes in his dumb demented sati-puja kind of theories.

Just ignore him Jit.

tnxx!
Keshi.

Pankaj Gupta said...

well keshi u r right , now i hv to think AGAIN about my gulfrnd..i think for a good relationship a female animal is more acceptable..ha ha.

uttara said...

lady.. now move on. and dont expect them to be committed for that u need to date an Indian guy who gives u committment :)

and BTW its hard to find any such person u cant get everything in one go.. so take/ accept whateva comes by ur way.. else GOD cant create someone for u right? :p
lol

so pull up ur socks n dont fuss ard n keep dating guys .. and have FUN!!

uttara

SaffronSaris said...

Poppy doll-pearl-pinky, if I fall off the chair, it'll be YOUR fault ;D

Lol! I really like this line
*Apparently God made them first and realised how flawed the creation was, so God made a much more perfect species the 2nd time around - which was ofcourse the Female species. *

3 cheers for Keshi!!

Jeevan said...

Hahaha… Keshi what happen dear, why this wild decision? If it was that ur wish who can stop;)!

Think it’s the affect of the King Kong movie.

Geet said...

>>Either way I've realised I'm my own happiness

So true dear!

huggggg.

p.s. i'm still trying to imagine what a monkey-human baby would look like. lol

anuj said...

well .. evryone asks me this question .. n i answer like this ..

yes I am a vegetarian .. though I have had chicken a few times before coming to australia, assuming that in case i only get chicken to eat .. nd I do like chiken with some dishes not the cooked one though ..

bt ya M a vegetarian !! :)

well well .. I wake up in such a frezy tht I suspect all the time that I would miss my bus fr sure .. so brekky stays .. I come here .. jus have a cup of coffee may b ..

no puhlzzz .. I dont wanna die :(
hehehehe

have brekky from tmr .. ya .. heard ya :D

have a gudnite !!
cheery cheers
(ur 'to be' roomie 3007).

Helen said...

Go ahead, Keshi, you're strong enough to take any criticism.

Sam said...

lol... keshi.... umm... can u take a the next flight to pune?? dat wud be easier or maybe land up in singapore a month from now.. will catch u there!! :P

Rosanna said...

No man is an island, but I think you are complete just the way you are.

Shruti said...

Hi dear,
woh!!1wondering..how lucky that monkey will be..

Being single is the most happiest thing...free from that uthana manana and roz ka ladai jhagda...

Keep celebrating it dear.

Take care

ToOothlEss WOndeR! said...

does monkeying around a lot make you qualify as a monkey?

ok do you see that raised hand now? ;)

pria said...

Keshi: I need to check for a big monitor as drooling my eyes to see where u replied. LOL

Wish you use font colors for your reply girl.

Jeya Anand said...

well ....immature fool...?? thats the way to gain maturity...i guess..isnt it???that kind of maturity stays longer than anykind....:)

And is it?? my blog not seen??I am not in any invisible mode:D...others are seein it and commenting on it...try refreshing if u didn get...and try IE if u use mozilla... and Mozilla if u use IE...hehhehe how is my way of rectifying???:D

desperado said...

common...wid handsome guys like me still single...u don't have to go looking inter species..hehe :D

Akshay said...

Another male bashing post by Keshi. I wonder what would happen if you really dated a monkey.. may be you should write a post on this. It will be much more hilarious.

lemonade said...

awesome post..! made me re-think the whole picket fences deal!

shnaggy said...

hi keshi...i've missed out so much of your posts and i hope to catch up reading soon.

but this one is funny...please consider having a partner in life...it's hard to do some grocery without a partner carrying all those plastic bags you know...and besides, monkeys always have their own business...

believe me girl, it is nice if you finally bump on your mr. right.

havaniceday

The Acid Tongue said...

*Does the Neo reflex to avoid the brick*
Hi! that may have been the most adventurous greeting of my life :p

quote: I luuurve ur profile pic!
It sounds more like slurrrrrrrp. I wish i dont hav the mask on lolz.

Within Without said...

Wow, Keshi. I don't know how much of your post is written tongue-in-cheek or just kidding or what.

What I can tell you is I'm lying on the floor writhing in pain from that kick in the balls you just gave males everywhere.

You're frustrated. Who isn't, at times, about love and romance? Get over it and get on with it.

If you THINK all males are the way you described, then all males WILL BE the way you described, because that's what you believe.

What are your expectations beyond the white picket fence and a prince in shining armor?

Yeesh. Maybe we should all just fly back to Mars and Venus, respectively...

AVIANA said...

hahahahaha!

i love it!love it!love it!!!!!

so who started it? who made you feel like crap?

was it the guy with the hairs sticking out of his nose so long they even curl next to his mustache?

or was it the psycho stalker dweeb who probably still wets his bed?

come on now.....use those manolo blahnicks like i told you....

muah!

Iceman said...

rotflmao...

theres only 2 ways a guy thinks... above his waist, below his waist! i think u've mostly met guys of the latter type!

Lolz...

Good luck Keshi... Patience is a wonderful virtue to have... trust me on this one!

Fleiger said...

But why the rant today?

curryegg said...

Oh dear...
I'm totally agreeing with you..
Men are like monkey!
Eerrr....!!!!
:w

Jenny! said...

Tru dat!

Kaylee said...

the heart.

Rahul said...

Oh, COMMEEE ON, KESHI, What is this? :-), I'll bet u had a needless fight with someone before writing this post....

Regarding some of what u wrote, I have one question to ask:

Why on earth do u women want and expect perfection in ur relationships or ur partners to be perfect? Nothing is perfect so why do u expect relationships to be. Compromise, lowering of standards;-) and growth is the name of the game...

We have a couplet in Hindi:
kisi to yahaan muqammal jahaan nahi milta,
kisi ko zameen to kisi ko aasman nahi milta
(no one here gets the complete(perfect) universe,
some don't get land while some don't get the sky)

I feel that lots of women have these unreal expectations of all a relationship 'should be' and then they stress about it, and about every aspect of their relationship and then they either pressurise the guy or they try to pick his brains etc and u know what that leads to....It's better to just let things evolve naturally and if the guy is basically good, I believe things shud be ok, if not, thank god u found out about it in time.....

Us guys are slightly dumb when it comes to interactions and u women are just unneccessarily complex. I was just talking about this with my roommate yesterday, me and him could be in the same room for hours without saying much to each other and yet we're the best of friends, on the other hand try and keep quiet with ur girl for more than 5 minutes and she'll try to pick ur brains(even though there's nothing there...):

(5 minutes silence)
W: What are u thinking?
M: Nothing
W: Tell me na, what are u thinking
M: Nothing baba
W: Oh, come on, nobody's mind can be totally blank all the time
M: Na baba, my mind was blank
W: Look,Vivekananda could achieve a blank mind and that was because he used to meditate so much
M: Baba, my mind was blank
W: U sound pre-occupied, what are u thinking?
M: I am not pre-occupied baba, I was just enjoying myself
W: So u don't want to tell me?
M: (mutters to himself) I am not thinking anything,yaar. why can't u understand that?
W: Now u are getting irritated. U have changed, u used to talk so much earlier, now u never even share things with me anymore and u get irritated so easily, don't use that tone with me
M: I AM NOT IRRITATED, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
(somewhat like that guy from Office Space shouting, I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS to the consultants)

Guys might flirt with u a lot and talk about thousands of things initially when they meet u and that is to attract you,but as a relationship builds up, we can keep quiet and yet be extremely satisified and happy, somehow women start stressing about this and interpret this to mean that the relationship is lacking communication etc.

Also don't make our lives unnecessarily complex, just tell us what u want, 'if u really loved me/if u were tuned into me, u wud know' is a logic no one can understand ....

in sum, don't worry if the guy dosen;t get u roses everyday or is slightly balding etc., if his heart is in the right place you will know he loves you....

Ok, so u had ur rant in ur column and I just had my little rant here :-), interesting post by any standards though.....

Keshi said...

haha Pankaj that wud be right...go get a female cat.

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Uttsy lol! Hows u?

**for that u need to date an Indian guy who gives u committment

really? LOL u wudnt believe it most of the guys I hv dated r Indian/Sri Lankan! Time for a big change :) I need to date an Aussie.


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ty Saffy lol!

Keshi picks Saffy up from the floor....:)


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oii Jeevan hows it going? :)


**King Kong movie

HAHA perhaps that was it!


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MWAHHHH Geet!


**monkey-human baby would look like

it wud most certainly look n act like a male. LOL!


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G'day Anuj hows it going?

So Aus changed u ha...somehow ur a Chickenerian now :) WOOHOO!


**ur 'to be' roomie 3007

lol! by that time we wont be Anuj n Keshi...we'll be different ppl and I mite even be a guy and u cud be a girl. Still game for it?

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There I published it Helen..ty so much for that SUPERB comment HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ!




Keshi.

Keshi said...

Sam ur off to Singapore?

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Rosanna thats so true.


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aww Shruti ty!


**free from that uthana manana and roz ka ladai jhagda...

hehe wuts all that? u mean brahmachari life being pure n all? I SO AGREE! :)


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hey Toothless!


**does monkeying around a lot make you qualify as a monkey?

yep Im happy to be a monkey than be a slave for some caveman LOL!

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owww Priya....:)


colors wud be nice ha!


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heyy Jeya :)

nah I use IE and I cant see ur blog at all...just an orange blank page...I will try it again today and try refreshing too. tnxx!


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Desperado awww I agree...ur a VERY rare male :)



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hey Akshay!


**Another male bashing post by Keshi

u mean I write male-bashing posts all the time? :) LOL hope not.


**monkey BF

I will write abt our experience for sure...stay tuned for some monkey business!

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Lemonade dun re-think it...it's not there. LOL!



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hey Shnaggy WB HUGGGGGGGGGGGZ! So ur happily settled in the new place now? Hope so. Missed u here b4.


** hard to do some grocery without a partner carrying all those plastic bags you know

LOL thats the only worthwhile reason I cud think of too :):)


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hey Acid!


**that may have been the most adventurous greeting of my l

u see Im full of adventure ;-)

Sluuurrrrrrp!



Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey WW!

**What I can tell you is I'm lying on the floor writhing in pain from that kick in the balls you just gave males everywhere.

LOL cmon I know ur not that EVERY male...ur special :)


**What are your expectations beyond the white picket fence and a prince in shining armor?

Nothing at all. I dun expect anymore. If at all I'd hv to, then it wud be a Monkey for now.

plz dun go bak to Mars! NOT U. :)

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hey Lisa HUGGGGGGGGGZ!


**who made you feel like crap?

big news...MALES. lol!



**was it the guy with the hairs sticking out of his nose so long they even curl next to his mustache?

HAHAHAHAHA!


**or was it the psycho stalker dweeb

he's not even in my potential NORMAL males list!


**manolo blahnicks

dun wanna wreck my manolos anymore...LOL!


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Iceman wuts Patience..I dun think I hv it anymore...my Patience is RIPing in the graveyard of long lost souls LOL!


**above his waist, below his waist!

tell me abt the men who think above his waist :)


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Fleiger cos I hv been meeting rant-worthy men these days...alot of em.

All the nice men seem to exist only in blogs. :)

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Curryegg hey tnxx!

eeeeeeee indeed!

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Jenny hey!



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Kaylee awww :(

Im worried for ya...how d u feel?




Keshi.

Keshi said...

hey Rahul tnxx I like a good debate hehehe.


**Why on earth do u women want and expect perfection in ur relationships or ur partners to be perfect?

who said I expected perfection? Is asking for true love asking for perfection? :) The men I hv met so far dun even know what Love is! Thats way BELOW normalcy. So yeah Im not even talking abt perfection.



**It's better to just let things evolve naturally and if the guy is basically good, I believe things shud be ok, if not, thank god u found out about it in time.....

I left alot of r'ships to EVOLVE naturally...instead they never EVOLVED :) The excuses were either he wasnt ready (till eternity that is), he LIKES me not LOVES me, I was the same age as he was, his parents didnt like that Im from Sri Lanka, his sister didnt think I was right for him (boooo!), mebbe his dog didnt like me too, blah blah blah...
So u think I hv surreal expectations Rahul? PLZZZZZZZZ! Im not one of those picky fussy women who run after PERFECTION...Im a very down-to-Earth woman who's only looking for a guy with an honest and good heart. And that seems like a very big expectation for most men!



** on the other hand try and keep quiet with ur girl for more than 5 minutes and she'll try to pick ur brains(even though there's nothing there...):

nah Im not that kinda chattery annoying woman either....I may rant alot in my blog but in real I dun open my mouth unnecessarily...



**M: I AM NOT IRRITATED, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

this may happen with most women...but I dun IRRITATE my guy over petty things. Never hv. If he wants to be alone, I let him...if he doesnt wanna talk, I respect that. Im not a nagging woman like that.


**this to mean that the relationship is lacking communication etc.

never took it that way....atleast not me. And none of these were issues in my past r'ships. So they dun apply to me.


**in sum, don't worry if the guy dosen;t get u roses everyday or is slightly balding etc., if his heart is in the right place you will know he loves you....

those r not issues for me. I dun expect roses everyday...cmon I aint that shallow. :)



**Ok, so u had ur rant in ur column and I just had my little rant here :-), interesting post by any standards though.....

well tnxx for that Rahul. I enjoyed hearing ur side too.


All in all, u may think I hv HIGH expectations, but I DONT. And thats what baffles me all the more abt MEN!

:)

Keshi.

Rahul said...

Dude, that's ok, man...I was only kidding around, relax...no one's saying anything to u,I just let out some complaints that I have based on my experiences.....and at the end of the day, even I know that I was overstating the case.........

I do think women just stress too much about the state of the relationship, but I wasn't saying you do.

As for the guys who left you, come on those are bad apples and we all should move on, I say thank god that u discovered it in time,some of the excuses u cited were positively shitty, I'd say u shud have thrown a party at getting rid of them and their stupid excuses.

Dude, we all get this in life because there are no gaurantees in life, whether u are a man or a woman, u get hurt in some form or the other, but even if not perfect, at some point or other with compromises etc. these relationships do work, right? or we would not be so many of us.... some men may be flawed but not all for otherwise no relationship would have worked....

Otherwise, of course, there's always monkeys, I personally think chimps and orang-utan baby's are very cute LOL

Rahul said...

And ok, let me also add before somebody else takes offence, all that I wrote is just based on my personal experience and has not really been written in a very serious tone....of course, I fully understand that not every woman is a walking bundle of everything i pointed out.....

Keshi said...

Its ok Rahul...I totally understood u :) so dun worry. U meant women in general r like that...and u cud be right.

And ur spot on...I must throw a break-up party LOL!

ty so much!

Keshi.

smrtnhuggble said...

OH MY GOD.. its like you read my mind!!!!! serioulsy we must be connected some how.
I AM TOTALLY HAPPY BEING SINGLE.. because IM MEE, IM HAPPY. i dont cry my self to sleep because i had a fight with him and he said mean things
i dont waste my time fighting on the phone and making up and arguing. i dont have to check in
i dont have to wonder what he's doing
I DONT .. IM ME.

i swear.. most girls these days are sooo desperate to be with someone and once they are - they dont want to leave that "comfort zone".. they stay in bad relationships. I WOULD RATHER BE SINGLE ANY DAY than be in a bad relationship. after me and my ex broke up... it took me a while to FIND ME AGAIN.

some of my friends think that its horrible to be single - I LOVE IT. yes, ofcourse there are times i miss being with someone, but IM GLAD im single than being in a bad relationship full of drama and tears.

IM GLAD U HAD A POST LIKE THIS =)

Kalpana said...

hahaha...... Being single, u can enjoy a lot. Being together, u can have some good moments too.

Keshi said...

ty Choco for ur honest n wonderful input here!

**once they are - they dont want to leave that "comfort zone"..

thats so true..it's like they r paranid abt being BF-less. Its not a death sentence. I hv seen so many of my friends being in a r'ship just cos they hv to..it's like some social obligation.

Like u said, I'd rather be single than be in a bad r'ship. No r'ship is perfect but when there r more signs of u suffering in it, then it's time to get out.

ty that was a great comment!

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I agree Kalpana :) tnxxx!



Keshi.

anuj said...

if (year == 3007)
{
if (keshi == 'gal')
{
Print "GAME ON ROOMIE";
}
if (keshi == 'guy')
{
Print "I dont mind being a gal, I will have more power ;) .. so GAME ON ROOMIE";
}
else
{
print "AHEM AHEM .. SHIT wat happened to u keshi .. hahaha";
print "ROFL";
}
}

if (year < 3007)
{
waiting();
}

Keshi said...

LOL Anuj ur coding skills r great but where's the DO EVENTS bit? hahaha!

btw I cant ans the phone now cos Im with my colleagues n its not easy to talk whne they r ard...shall call u soon. Just now I saw 3missed calls from ya :(

shall call u after work.

ty Anuj!
Keshi.

Sam said...

alright!! cut out teh coding part... see enough of that on my screen anywyz!!
actually i'll be on a short, sweet, expectant and long awaited vacation -> Pune-Delhi-Kolkata-S'pore-B'kok-Kolkata-Pune (time span 10 dys!!)

Top cat said...

you ARE beautiful and far from average.:)
tc

Alok said...

but keshi .....

zebras have 4 legs .... is that a good idea ... lol

indicaspecies said...

Hello from a new blogger!
"I've realised I'm my own happiness, not anyone else.." etc etc. Wow, it's almost like you were speaking on my behalf!
My posting on Despair can vouch for that.
You write beautifully. A fabulous blog. Haven't had enough of it. Will surely be back. Have a nice day:)

Beach Bum said...

I have to agree with the Stormin Mormon in his first comment about hiding craziness. I thought my wife was a fun loving girl open to spontaneity and she was for the first year and a half of marriage but after that getting her out of the house took an act of congress. I found out that instead of going to the beach or even a local park she enjoyed perpetually organizing the closets in the house. I can take the kids off for a weekend to give her some time alone and I come back with her showing off the newly rearranged closets.
But on an even more serious note about the last pic in this post, how did you get my senior high class picture?

javagirl1111 said...

HaHa... you're a crazy crazy girl miss Keshi.

But hey, if you're ever in the States, I'll introduce you to some guys I know who are a tad better than apes. I actually think they're quite nice, myself:)

Keshi said...

thats great Sam! I need a holiday too...


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gee tnxx Rick HUGGGGGGGGGZ!


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LOL Alok they r no different some men!


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Indicaspecies WC n ty!


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And beachbum u think ur wife is crazy? She's pretty normal :)


**how did you get my senior high class picture?

LOL!

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ty Javagirl! :)

I think Aussie men r apes then haha!



Keshi.