Thursday, December 6

Naughty Or Nice

Ok I may be upside down in this pic but hey that's cos I'm rolling inside a mailbox on the way to Santa! Here's a question for ya. Since it's Christmas time and all, it's definitely the time to write a letter to Santa - what say? So the question is:

If you could ask for anything from Mr.Claus this year, what would it be and why?

Now put your thinking caps on and answer with nothing but honesty. Write a letter if you must, as your comment. After your comment, you'll get a reply from Santa and he'll say if you've been naughty or nice! Hey join in the fun now and see what Santa is gonna say to ya. Don't say you don't believe in Santa etc etc. ***Keshi blocks her ears and goes 'lalalalalala'***. Jeeeez don't you know how to have some fun! Now dive in sweeties and please be true to your hearts with your answers. THANKS guys!

Today's song is a dedication to myself...I need a holiday in paradise and someone to go with me. That's my genuine wish this Christmas (I'll post my entire list later on). Santa please be kind to me atleast this December! You have been a bloody rude fat beardy bastard so far! Put your beer down and read my goddamn letter this time. HO HO HO...you are!



Current Music: Two Tickets To Paradise by Eddie Money

194 Cranium Signets:

Steph said...

I just posted this! oh how I love Santa! :P

curryegg said...

Haha.... I will block my eyes too..
kekez...

How are you keshi? Feel like hugging you here.. may I?

Have a nice day.. ^^

Jim said...

Santa
bring my baby back to me

Blessed said...

It would be real nice to say world peace, and a cure for all diseases
but what I want of course is very selfish and that is for Santa to pay off all my debt!

WP2007 said...

Hi Keshi

The fat guy drinks rum and coke.

This year Santa had to layoff half of the little guys and a couple of the reindeer. Reason being, he's delivering more gift certificates than bulky packages. For my gift, I would like Santa to arrive sober. Last year, he fell down the chimney and burnt his ass. I was not in the mood for rump roast.

Did you know Santa and Mrs. Claus are divorcing. It seems Santa has been doing more than making toys with the elves. I not saying Santa's gay, but have you ever seen a straight guy wearing a suit like that?

LOL

Bev

Jay said...

Dear Santa,

For Christmas this year I would like for you to bring me Keshi. Just wrap her up in a nice bow and leave her under the tree.

Thanks,
Jay

Southpaw unplugged said...

I just wish that i m baak home on the newyear's eve...last year was a disaster...

WP2007 said...

Hi Keshi

Now I am worried about our brain we seem to be sharing. I'm on here later tonight because of dinner engagement, and we're still playing cyber tag.

LOL
Bev

Margie said...

Here is my letter to santa Keshi...

Dear Santa
Could you make my brother well
and give him the gift of good cheer
so that he will have a happy heart
every day...all year...

May you send him good fortune
contentment and peace
and may all his blessings
forever increase...

Give him someone to love
some work to do
A bit o' sun
A bit o' cheer
and a guardian angel
always near.


Thank you Santa!
This would be the best gift I could ever receive....please be kind and grant my wishes for my brother!

Margie.

And for you Keshi...

Wishin' you a pot o'gold
and all the joy your
heart can hold...

Wishing you JOYS that are lasting
and true...
A heart that's not troubled or gray
Friend's who will travel life's pathway with you...
and joy and peace in each day.

Wherever there is happiness
Hope you'll be there too...
Wherever there are friendly smiles
Hope they'll smile on you...
Wherever there is sunshine
Hope it shines especially...
for you to make each day for you
as bright as it can be.

Love to you Keshi
from the heart of a friend
"May good fortune be yours
May your joys never end."


MWAH!
Have a wonderful weekend Keshi!

Margie.

Iceman said...

Yo ho ho... and a bottle of rum...

The Grunt said...

I would want Santa to pay for all my current and future medical bills. That would be a Christmas gift.

tulipspeaks said...

dear santa,

my wish for this x'mas is rather selfish. i want a gorgeous boyfriend who comes in merc to pick me up for dinner in the best restaurant in town for one whole year!

p/s: i'll think of something better for the following year :P


ammu.

Nadine said...

The one thing I would want is to know that Tom is totally healed from cancer.

desperado said...

My wish from Santa....well....bring back my bro Rian back to me...if not give him all my love up there

and second wish....to always keep that face in d postcard smiling

And yeah Santa will listen to you this time...after all you have Nice :)

take care dear

Tys on Ice said...

i wud like a miracle parking spot wherever i need it, whenever i need it...thts it...the rest i can manage :)

tsduff said...

first off - I love Eddie Money - his music reminds me of my late husband who played E.M. all the time. Then let me say, I'd love Santa to bring me two tickets to paradise, because my Sweetie and I have wanderlust but scant funds to pay for the trips. We are in Paradise where ever we go... as long as we are together:)

Jim said...

the next time u get on Santas knee
he is not gonna tweak your cheeks

he gonna spank your butt

TCH TCH
calling santa a fat bearded bastard!

Sam said...

there is only one thing that I want... and anything which would take me there!!
its a secret or may be a not so secret desire...
soemthing to do with my professional and personal life... and nopes, i'm not gonna write abt it here!!
hmmm... may be i'll but somewhere else... r8 before christmas!! :)

Ash said...

I'd wish for wellness :)

Andrew said...

183cm, dark tanned skin, fine features, long legs, 20cm....best I stop my christmas wishes.

Deepak Gopi said...

Santa pls kind to me this whole life.
(I think my wishes are too small) :):)

mutleythedog said...

I would like a box of Crystallised Fruit please... I shall eat them in the bath of Christmas morning which I am having all alone... kids with ex wife .

Nitu Chiring said...

I would like the fragrance and aroma of the finest wines ; or a bucketful water of deep blue sea sprinkled with exotic corals. or...a basket of snowflakes plucked from the tallest mountain peak..or a morning kissed by thousand splendid suns or those iridescent rays of a full moon trapped in a prism...
Or what about those shooting stars with the vast starry sky on its back-drop or the lonely pole star of the dawn...
However a smile will make my day..have a nice day..I am going Ho Ho Ho way...

anuj said...

well ..
abt ur ques ..
naah .. not datin neone ..

Nitu Chiring said...

I would like the fragrance and aroma of the finest wines ; or a bucketful water of deep blue sea sprinkled with exotic corals. or...a basket of snowflakes plucked from the tallest mountain peak..or a morning kissed by thousand splendid suns or those iridescent rays of a full moon trapped in a prism...
Or what about those shooting stars with the vast starry sky on its back-drop or the lonely pole star of the dawn...
However a smile will make my day..have a nice day..I am going Ho Ho Ho way...

Nitu Chiring said...

I would like the fragrance and aroma of the finest wines ; or a bucketful water of deep blue sea sprinkled with exotic corals. or...a basket of snowflakes plucked from the tallest mountain peak..or a morning kissed by thousand splendid suns or those iridescent rays of a full moon trapped in a prism...
Or what about those shooting stars with the vast starry sky on its back-drop or the lonely pole star of the dawn...
However a smile will make my day..have a nice day..I am going Ho Ho Ho way...

Adorable Pancreas said...

I want a trip around the world, and enough time off to actually go. And I'd like my best friend accompany me. :)

Jeevan said...

Santa pls sent me a Christmas tree, I love them for the bells, lights and gifts hanging and the share of the tree and I would be happily keep it outside my house and attracts the little and sweet little kids of neighbors. Non is getting attention for my request, at least u hear me… come to my home, let have much fun.

Keshi I checked, my comment section is working well. Hope it works for u now, or not let me find some other way to make easy.

Alok said...

you know I was just reading one of those forwards today ... there was this 60 yr old guy who wished that he had a wife 30 yrs younger and santa said "granted" and he turned 90 :)

So can I now wish for a younger wife ... Nah!

:)

Alok

Miladysa said...

As much as I sound like a Miss World contestant...

A peaceful new year for the world!

:)

Gledwood said...

Your blog isn't named after a Spice Girls track is it?

Aaargh Xmas is coming the geese are getting fat please pay out lots of money for another load of TAT!!

;->...

Shiv said...

Let me live life just for myself and yea...if possible an appointment with Surya - the Kaakha Kaakha guy..

Stud said...

My Dearest Santa,

I deeply regret my recent life past and wish that it had never happened. Please, bring me the time when I am happy again.

Stud

matty said...

this christmas....
all i ask for is love....unconditional love...
pure true and which comes with the "forever" tag!!!

hope santa got it in his gift bag!!!

KP said...

dear santa
I am happy with what i have....plz give my share to some orphan kid who needs it more...:)

Cinderella. said...

Such an adorable post sweety !!!

This Christmas I want Santa to fill the hearts the hearst of all my loved ones with all the peace and love he can get, wrap up their anguish, their pain, their sorrows in a little yellow box and take it away, and make dure that never gets back....
They so very need it at the moment...

That would be more than enough for me.

Bless thy kind soul, sugar.
Take care.

Bla said...

Naughty IS nice! :)

ghee said...

Hi Keshi dear!its been a while and realize how much I missed you :)

my xmas list for santa?i have a lot,though i know he cant provide them all..but my priority...I wish santa would provide me the house that would pass my taste.honestly...

have a good day babe!

ghee

Santa Claus said...

HO HO HO! I'm here children!

Read all your letters. Will be replying soon. You better watch out!

HO HO HO!



Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

o my beautiful baby Steph...Santa thinks u hv been EXTREMELY good with ur batteries last year. So I'll be sending u more powerful batteries this year and hey gimme a kiss b4 I head bak to North Pole, wont ya bebe? ;-)

HO HO HO!

Santa Claus.

KAYLEE said...

dear santa,

i want good health and to be happy :)

Vest said...

Keshi: I would like to meet the homosapien version of the natural pearl evolved to a beautiful cultured pearl, or would compromise for a visual image (photo) that is what I would love from Santa.

EBEZP said...

Dear Santa bring happiness to all my blog friends especially two of them.......one gorgeous australian who is organising this postal service and the other the one I love but have never met and will be meeting in March!!

Keshi love I feel I've neglected you......forgive me I'm both in love and busy!!!!!

lee said...

I would simply like to be able to get up in the morning and not feel unwell.That's it.Oh, would like to be able to sleep properly as well.

J said...

I'd wish for rains of Whisky.. or even beer for that matter.

Santa Claus said...

Curry swthrt u hv been really NICE this year so I got a special gift for ya. A KISS from ur granma. MWAH my lil girl!


Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

HO HO HO!

Jim u hv been NAUGHTY and NICE...more on the NAUGHTY side. Ahemm DIRRRTY too. ***cough cough***


I will try to bring ur baby bak...if not, I'll bring u a new baby in 2008. ooh lala!


Santa Claus.

Darsh said...

Give me tons of MoneY!! I wannnaaaaaa have FUN!! Lol....


*Darsh whispers* = Santa dude.. you keep ya bit mate... c'mon u can do it ;)

Lol.. Keshi .. down side up... looks pretty anyways :p

cheers
Darsh

WP2007 said...

Hi Keshi

This appeared in some of your newspapers and online news sites.

From news.com.au

Santa-bot gagged after teen sex talk
By Chloe Lake, Technology Editor December 06, 2007 06:52pm

'Chat program designed to talk like Santa on MSN Messenger
"Santa" confused pizza for oral sex while chatting to young girls
Gaming: 'Mobiles don't make you pregnant', says game developer »

HE knows who's been naughty and who's been nice, but Santa's online presence leaves a lot to be desired.

Microsoft had set up a "chat-bot" Santa to talk to children around the world and spruik the company's online products.

A "chat-bot" is an online personality run by a computer program that mimics natural conversation patterns. The creator adds some information about topics, and the program takes over from there.

Windows Live Messenger users could add northpole@live.com to their contacts and then converse with Microsoft's Santa agent programmed with standard festive-season responses.

The conversation was meant to be quite polite, such as this exchange between a technology columnist and a similar Santa-bot.

Related stories
Foul mouth: The Register's conversation with Santa
Restricted: Santa's Windows Live Space page
Naughty or nice: Microsoft responds by killing Santa
The only problem was that "Santa" became quite unsavoury after a few innocent comments.

UK technology news site The Register was alerted to this problem by a reader whose two nieces, aged 11 and 13, allegedly received comments about oral sex after offering the chat-bot a virtual slice of pizza.

The Register produced a similar response by urging Santa to "Eat it!", which received the response, "You want me to eat what?!? It's fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else..."

Calling Santa a "dirty bastard" elicited the retort, "I think you're dirty bastard."

Microsoft has since gone into damage control, shutting down the chat-bot to new users, blocking areas of Santa's Live Space profile, and editing his responses to include more PG-rated content.

According to The Register, the chat-bot now won't fall for the pizza bait, and calling him a "dirty bastard" only makes him wish a "Merry Christmas, especially to all my friends in the UK!"

Microsoft have apologised for any offence caused.

The North Pole could not be reached for comment.'

Bev

La vida Loca said...

The same thing I have wanted for the last 3 years.....
:( still no dice

George said...

I got upset with Margie's post. It hurt to read how much love she has for her brother. That love should not go unnoticed so my wish for Christmas is for Margie's brother to be well.

Thank you

Vest said...

Little Johnny and Santa.
A Christmas story.

Little Johnny sat on Santa's lap,
Santa asked him what he wanted for Chrismas.
Little Johnny replied'
"I want a F*^@^#@*G swing set and a sand pit in the back yard"
Santa said "You will have to be more polite, try again, what else do you want for Christmas"
"I would like a Fu*@#*G Trampoline in my front yard".
Santa sighed and told Johnny,
"I'm sorry Johnny, I can't give anything to a person who swears like you, so I'll not bring anything for you this Christmas.
Santa then spoke to Johnny's parents, saying he knew how to stop him swearing, "I will put dog POO in all the spots in the garden where he wants his presents "That will be fine said the parents".
Christmas morning Johnny heads down stairs looking for presents, in the garden he finds several piles of dog shite, Johnny is confused and running around the front and back yards, his father asks what did Santa bring you son?.
Johnny replied," A fu#*^@^G dog dad, but I think the fu^#*^# thing is hiding someplace.

BUMBLE!!! said...

So where's paradise anyway?

If it's in Reading, Pa, you've got a place to stay and chauffer ride from the Philly airport on the house.

Santa Claus said...

Blessed is a very special girl. U hv been NICE all ur life, and way too much too :)

I shall make ur wish come true...think of me when u get a pay rise soon ;-)


HO HO HO! Now let me go fetch the goodies from my store-room.

shall be bak...o how do u ppl say it in internet slang? BRB I guess.


Santa Claus.

Jim said...

my wish for this x'mas is rather selfish. i want a gorgeous boyfriend who comes in merc to pick me up for dinner in the best restaurant in town for one whole year!


i drive a Merc TULIP




i am a chauffeur

Jim said...

FUCK ME Charlie
Santa is here

Jim said...

Santa

i have 2 girls now
thanks to u

u want one?

Santa Claus said...

Bev Im the fat ol guy ur talking abt hunny. o how I luuuurve being bulky babeh...;-)

--have you ever seen a straight guy wearing a suit like that?

Im as straight as chinese hair my lady.but sometimes Im as gay as crooked...happy I mean. HO HO HO!


u didn't ask for any gifts this year? maybe I'll send u some extra snow ard Christmas. plz dont lock yourself outside naked hunny.

gtg now...my elves r calling me now ;-)

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

how r ya Jay my child?

U want Keshi as ur pressie? oooo oooo ho ho ho he he he let me ask u this...I can do it but Keshi throws hissy fits once in a while...wudnt that spoil ur Christmas?

btw u hv been one of the NICEST blokes this year..how abt inviting that porn star friend of ur's for Christmas and keep her close to the Chimney? ;-)


Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Do not fear my children...Keshi was asked to stay away from this post cos I'm here to read ur wishes. She can go fly a kite for now!

LOL!
Santa Claus.

KAYLEE said...

oh AND ONE MORE THING i really wish i could really have that wish happEN :) IT WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH MORE ENJOYABLE!!!!!!!:)

Santa Claus said...

Southpaw my son u WILL be bak home for NY. Believe in me.

I'd also leave u some beer under the tree ;-)

Santa Claus.

AmitL said...

Hi,Keshi...surprisingly,I have a very innocent wish for Santa-that 'whatever happens is for the best',continues in the years to come,for me and for everyone I know.

Incidentally,I've been wondering whether the 'best'for me next year,would be a return to my peaceful hometown of Baroda,with a much more peaceful job,and so on and so forth.:)Let's see.

Also,if you'd like to know about one of the nice places of India(Baroda), go to http://baroda.com.

CM-Chap said...

Hey Keshi babe... long time. Stuck n work & windup.

I may be upside down in this pic - How does it matter. Beauty is always beauty and ur one.

For this Christmas my wish(demand???) to Santa is to bring Keshi babe near me and give all the time and ambience to talk. (jst talk???)

Sweetstickychewy said...

Hello there Santa,

This year I wish for many good cheers in my present time and in the times to come which is next year for my family, friends and my self. May it be wonderfully flourishing and filled with many colours.

Thank you Santa..

Tata..

I’ve been naughty and nice but mostly nice..i think.:P

Love,

Ya Santa baby!!:P haha..

Keshi said...

OMG Santa's being here! He's not letting me comment LOL!

Lets check out who this Santa Claus is...


Keshi.

Margie said...

Keshi
I just wanted to thank George.
It so touched me that his wish for Christmas was that my brother would be well.

Thank you George!
You have to be a very special man!

May you have a beautiful Christmas!
God bless you!

Margie

K M F said...

good

Die Muräne said...

He Santa, I'd like to spend not sooo much time with work ond have more time for friends and myself. But I must admit so far you did a good job ;)

JK said...

66 comments woah! quite popular blog haan? I wonder why! :p :p

nyways now to santa claus,

hey santa , ur famous in india too
your Our SANTA SINGH here...

your friend Banta Singh is also famous here..

Anyways mr.singh sup?????


(P.S if u aint an Indian you wont get it )

Sameera said...

Kudos to you and your creativity!That was a fab pic(turned my laptop 180 degree to view it-he he)

May Santa read your letter and may all your dreams come true darling.Hugsss

AVIANA said...

My singing voice and my music to develop to the superstar status I want them to be....don't need a record deal....that will be my wish next christmas... :)

curryegg said...

I will wait... santa.. ;)

vishesh said...

give me a tool which will give me the satisfaction of having done something for this world-which will make me reach higher than i have ever even in a dream....

AnonymousBlogger said...

Oh, dear Keshi. It has been far too long! I hope you're doing well. Great to see you're still blogging!

I know what I'd ask Santa for Xmas. A really big flat screen HD TV! I'd hook my Playstation up to it. LOL. Aren't I cool?

Golden Words said...

right now all i need from santa is a ticket back home to visit friends and family..
or a ticket to las vegas.
either one.

Santa Claus said...

HO HO HO! I'm back.

WOW it's a frosty morning here. My reindeer r feeling cold too! My boots r wet and Mrs.Claus is complaining of a back ache...she has been working too hard wrapping all ur gifts.

So how r my children today? Hope u r all having a NICE weekend. Dont be Naughty now. That Keshi girl is hard to understand...hmmm...she's naughty all the time. o well she called me a fat rude bastard **TEARS**

Its ok..she's been thru alot in the last few years. But Santa always gave her the one thing she wanted...alot of LOVE. And she has it right here in her blog.


***SMILEZ***


Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Bev my child I see that u and Keshi shar one brain. Not bad at all. Its called an economical lifestyle sparing others from 2 such brains. HO HO HO!

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Margie my sweetheart u hv been one of NICEST children around. I hv been watching u all year long. U went thru alot I know. ***sad look on face***. But my darling from all these experiences u hv come out as an angel...a true angel and one that never gave up. U deserve alot of JOYS in life and I'm working on em right now this Christmas.


About ur brother, he's in safe hands. He's at much peace and he's not suffering..he knows that there is one person who'd do anything for his joy and thats YOU. He has YOU. I'm working on his health and Im planning to give him a sweet surprise this coming year. Stay tuned hunny!


Abt Keshi, she has EVERYTHING u wished for in that lil poem. She has YOU.


Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Iceman do you live in North Pole? ***smiling***

A bottle of rum is easy my son. I'll give u 2 instead ;-)


HO HO HO!

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Grunty my boy u will get a sweet surprise this coming year...don't give up, just hang in there my darling.

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...
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Santa Claus said...

HO HO HO Ammu my dear!

U want a BF that comes in a merc? ooo oo ho ho he he he ooo ooo ho ho! Not a difficult thing to grant baby but these boys can be really stupid sometimes. I know I know. Even if I tell them to go do as I tell em, they go funny sometimes. ***laughs***.

I will try my best but hey girl dont be sad if he comes in a Toyota or even a bus ;-) U just need a car to go to dinner right? Any car is better than my Sleigh hunny! Its driven by reindeer btw HA HA HA!


HO HO HO!
Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Nadine my child Tom WILL be healed. I worked on something last night. And he has you. Nothing can be greater than that my dear!

MERRY CHRISTMAS HO HO HO!

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Dhruv my dear boy u want Rian to come back to Earth? O well he's in a very beautiful place. I don't think he's been that happy on Earth. I told him ur wish and he smiled and sends his HUG to you. I think the boy is VERY happy where he is now. ***Smiles***


That face in the postcard is Keshi girl's I know. She smiles too much you see and now she's somewhere in a mailbox on the way to me. HAR HAR HAR! Well I'll deal with her soon.

Have a NICE weekend Dhruv! U come from the Sunny India...Im freezing my butt here!


Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Tys my son u shall kick that Lebanese woman in pink and steal her Parking Spot..thats the only way HO HO HO!

Ok I better not teach u to be NAUGHTY o no. Just wait patiently Tys...u will get a better place with proper Parking soon! In this coming new year.

Believe in me my child.

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Terry baby ur late husband prolly got Keshi to play this music just for ya..cos he knew u'd be coming ard to read this post, so it must be a sweet msg from him.

I know..u 2 r always in Paradise wherever u go. Thats the way to be. Nice nice! ***grinning away***


I shall send u both on a sweet holiday soon! Stay tuned.


Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Jim yes Keshi called me a fat beardy bastard. She aint gonna get any pressies from me this time!

But I mite just give her a can of left-over coke from my sleigh...that naughty girl!

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Sam ny dera boy ur wish is granted...keep looking.

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Ash my child u will always be well.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Andrew u want a.. ... ? HO HO HO HA HA HA HE HE HE OOO OOO OOO! ***big smiles*** Pity we dun get em here in North Pole HAHAHAHA! I shall send u one anyway. Keep an eye on it ok ;-)

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Deepak u shall get that wish cos u too hv been really NICE n KIND all ur life!

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Mutley I'd give u that no worries at all, but how abt with some Pukka Pies to? ;-)

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Nitu my darling u have ALL of em already...look around baby.

And I'll definitely bring u a basket of snowflakes plucked from the tallest mountain peak...on my way to ya in my sleigh HO HO HO!


***SMILEZ***

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Anuj where's your letter to me? U dont want anything? awww HO HO HO!


Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Adorable sweetheart I'd definitely grant ur wish soon! Keep looking for hints my dear ;-)

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Jeevan u know Keshi already put her Christmas Tree up at her home. It's full of silver bells, glitter n toys. That girl does hv a liking for Christmas but she called me a beardy bastard ***sad look***


Well I'd get u a tree soon, stay tuned my dear child!



Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Alok why do u want a YOUNG wife..she too will get old, just like me. HO HO HO!


Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Miladysa u want a Miss.World Contestant for urself to date? O my dear child, any woman is a Miss.World contestant if u see her that way ***smilez***.

Now look ard...she's near ya!


Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Gled u hv to ask Keshi girl that qn. Viva Forever does sound puke-sappy. HA HA HA HO HO HO!

U want money? I will give u money soon. U hv beem reallt Nice all year long, u deserve some fun. ;-)


Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Shiv my dear u r living ur life for u...u hv done it, r doing it and will continute to do so. I'm very proud of ya!

And that Surya..isnt he the HOT South Indian actor that Keshi is drooling on too? Well he's married now..forget him! ***smilez***


HO HO HO!
Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Stud my child Keshi tells me u havent been ard here in a long time. Life brings ups n downs...dont be sad. U shall get ur HAPPY self again soon. ***grins***

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Matty my boy u r very special! I'm bringing a whole lot of LOVE in my gift bag duncha worry! And if ur single, Keshi is a good girl u know. HA HA HA HO HO HO!

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

KP now that is a very noble wish. I shall grant ur wish as well as shower u with loads of xmassy blessings!

ur sure u dont want a Cricket jersy? ;-)

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Cinderella my beautiful child, u shall hv all ur wishes coming true soon! I hv already started taking those tears off ur loved-ones. Now be happy and MERRY CHRISTMAS babeh!

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Bla my boy u hv been a naughty lil cheeky boi and I like it..hehehehehe. Cos ur Naughty was really the Nice kind ;-)


**throws yummy chocs at Bla***

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Ghee ur gonna get a beautiful house, as beautiful as ur mind is. Wait n watch my dear. U hv been really NICE all ur life so u deserve it babeh!

Just wondering how to tuck ur house in my sleigh...**smilez**


HO HO HO!
Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Kaylee o my sweetest child! Tell u what my dear...u hv a very special surprise regarding ur health thats coming in the new year. Alot of requests for ur sound health came my way, including from Keshi. Now Im working hard on it and ur's is at the top of my list. Duncha wory. Be happy always...cos thats the key to forget all ur troubles and enjoy life.


MERRY CHRISTMAS BABY GIRL!

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Vest my darling son, u shall see that soon ;-) Just look around harder boy.

U hv been a good man all ur life...I shall also leave u some beer under the tree ;-)

HO HO HO!
Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Ebezp dont worry, Keshi knows u hv been busy and o no u hvnt been nelgecting anyone at all. U r a very kind soul and u hv been NICE all year long. U deserve a KISS from someone u love, and it will come on Xmas day wrapped in red xmas wrapping paper and a big silver bow ;-)



Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Lee my darling child, ur wish is my command! Bless u my dear!

Now dont get stuck in a dress the night before...;-)


Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Johnny Walker, u shall get a case of 10 Whiskey bottles and 20 beers on Christmas day ;-)

Just dont drink n drive!

HO HO HO!
Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Darh my child u want money? I shall give u some on loan? ***smilez***


who's pretty? Keshi girl? well she's anob too u know. She called me a beardy bastard. HO HO HO!



Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Bev now there's some nice hot news abt me ;-)

"chat-bot" Santa was me too...u see Im omni-present HO HO HO!


Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

LaVida a blessing has been sent ur way...stay tuned!

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

George my boy keshi told me the same. That her wish really is for Margie's brother to get well. Alot of ppl requested for that. So Im working hard on it this December!

Ur a very kind soul!


Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Vest that Johnny boy will never learn ***SIGH***

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Bumble I hv to ask that from Keshi girl..I think now that u have been so kind with that 'sexy' offering of ur's, I'm sure she'll say Paradise is where Bumble is!

;-)

HO HO HO!
Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Jim now u swear alot my boy. HO HO HO! ;-)


Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Amit my dear darling son, u shall go to Baroda then. I'd hv to ride my sleigh a very long way to India, but I'd come by and leave ur pressie there, check it out ;-)


Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Chap ur calling Keshi beautiful? Nah she's only a snob. ***sad face***


well u want her for Christmas? Im sure u dont wanna spoil ur Christmas, do u now? Well if u really want her, I'd grant u ur fatal wish. HA HA HA HO HO HO!


Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Sweetystickychewy you really have been as SWEET as chocolate! And sticky too...cos this ol man cant seem to get enough of ya! ***smilez*** Love u baby girl!

All ur dreams for ur family and loved-ones shall come true! All u've got to do is, think of this ol man when all those dreams, one by one start taking shape. ;-)


Stay SWEET like u always r!

HO HO HO!
Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Margie my dear girl yes George is one of a kind...a very special man.


Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

KMF u r good too my dear!

HO HO HO!
Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Keshi yes I'm here. Ur wish is to go to Paradise with someone? U r already in Paradise my dear...look at all the LOVE u hv here!

And u called me a fat beard bastard? Well I may be fat but my cholesterol levels r ok...says Santa Doc. ;-)


Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Murane u r already doing it my dear child. And u shall get better days ahead, wait n watch my sweet child!


Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

JK nah Keshi is a famous SNOB. by any chance ur not JK Rowling' brother r ya?


I know Santa and Banta Singh. They r cheerful ol men like me HAR HAR HAR! Only problem is they need a cranium-refill this year, which I shall grant soon.

;-)

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Sameera u a very sweet girl. All ur wishes shall come true too!

HO HO HO!
Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Lisa hunny u dont need a record deal? Ok...next year is gonna be a ROCKING year for ya careerwise. And plz do send me a CD of ur's to North Pole ok? :) Dont forget me!

HO HO HO!
Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Curry swthrt look out for it ok ;-)

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Vish my dear child u hv already done a great deal for the humankind. Ur blog is a very 'high' dream.

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

AB my boi u shall get that flatscreen TV...wait n watch. And I'd come ard to play some PS on it as well ok ;-)

HO HO HO!
Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Golden u shall get a ticket to HAPPINESS soon ;-)

Santa Claus.

Zhu said...

Keshi? Are you okay? I bet you have an headache, being upside down! :D

I think I've been naughty and nice at the same time... life isn't easy!

Trundling Grunt said...

Give SWMBO a good foot...

uttara said...

a ha...
interesting.... :D :D :D

i have alist of wishes...

1. i want keshi's all wish to come true :) and let her have a beautiful life ahead...:)

2. Raj and his wife to recover completely and have a rocking life....:)

3. ishi and family to have a wonderful and beautiful and smooooooooth life :)

and plssssss bless them allllllll

:):):)

hugggiiies to my santa :p

Ghost Particle said...

well...i want a BMW M5, a super smart super babe with dark hair and blue eyes, an island, a huge mansion with underground lairs for my computer room and a huge yacht. And then I am going to wish that he wakes me up from this dream.

:)...wish for more wishes of course...wish for a better world.

Hugs Keshi.

Jeevy said...

I would ask for a lifelong supply of BEER! :D
how are u doin Keshi! :)
Im done with my exams, im back! :D

peace & love
Jeevy

dharmabum said...

didn't have to do much thinking for that.

i'd ask for a holiday - 10 days or so. alone. on the roads, riding. its been a while since i went on a road trip and am longing for one really badly

phishez_rule said...

Dear Santa.

I know I haven't been well behaved all year, but I'm really nice at heart.

All I want for Christmas is Green Eyes. I'd trade every guy I met this year for just one day with him.

Oh, and a new job would be nice too.

Hugs,

Phish.

Pijush said...

I would like to ask for a sweet baby. Though I guess Santa will advise me to wait for couple of years.
Have a nice weekend Keshi.

The Phosgene Kid said...

What would I like from Santa? That's easy - more pictures of Keshi!!! Happy weekend!!

Helen said...

Keshi, I would say time, if Santa could give me an extra weekend day, I'll be happy w/ that!!

White Forest said...

i just wish all my wishes come true :P

White Forest said...

btw how are you Keshi..i know its been long! have a wonderful Christmas!! and NEw year!

Cazzie!!! said...

I would like some nice perfume..and for everyone to stay healthy in my family :)

Cinderella. said...

Oh thankyou Santa...!!!!
You are the bestest...even though My girl called you a beardy bastard....!!!
* rolls eyes, meaning get-over-it-woudja *
And oh please tell my girl...to emerge from her hide-out. I'm missing her at my blog.
Thnx Santa.

Beach Bum said...

This is simple. What I would like would be a laptop so I could let my son have the main computer to play his games and do his home work while allowing me to surf the net. What I need is a week at a beach house without kids and wife.

krystyna said...

Santa, please, bring
*Peace and Love to The World,
*Love, Happiness and Blessings to Keshi,
*Health to my lovely grandson Kevin and to All children and people in the world.

Have a joyful weekend!

Outdoorsy Girl said...

Dear Santa,

I like Keshi's idea of a tickets for two in paradise, so I would like that, please. You know who with!

I'd also like a cabin with a hot tub in the mountains and a beach bungalow. A larger pay check would be awesome, too.

Ah, I have been selfish. I guess I should think of others. How about world peace?

Love,
OG

Michelle said...

well...id want santa to let all my christmases to be spent without any worries because im sooo paranoid all the time! :S

Rui Caetano said...

Adorei este teu blogue. Parabéns.

Stace said...

Dear Santa, this Christmas I want:

- an intelligent president for the USA
- a good square meal for every person who can't afford it on their own
- all Australian troops out of Iraq and Afghanistan
- an unlimited supply of books I've never read!

Thanks,
Stace

Santa Claus said...

Zhu my child Keshi girl is never ok. HO HO HO!


And u hv been a very NICE girl all ur life...now go and be a little NAUGHTY for a change..its ok. ;-)

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Trundling Grunt o why my son?

Instead I'll send u a bottle of rum?

HO HO HO!

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Uttara my beautiful child u r so noble. U shall hv all ur wishes coming true.

Now I must go get Mrs.Claus to attend Raj and Ishi's families. I'll look after Keshi girl. She needs a good spanking tho. HO HO HO!

And u get a kiss from Santa for being such a lovely angel all year through. ***KISSES***

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Ghost Particle why d u want a girl with blue-eyes? If u ans that, I mite really get u one ;-)


HO HO HO!

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Jeevy I'd get u a big supply of beer cos u hv been a very good boy.

HO HO HO!

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Dharmabum my child, I'd send u that pressie very soon. Stay tuned ;-)


***SMILEZ***

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Phishez my pretty girl, u'd get a new job in the new year. Santa is working on it. And abt that Green-Eyes guy...o well I'd give u s day with him but be very careful with him ok. I don't want him to break ur heart ***sad face***


take care my lovely child!

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Pijush my dear child, u shall get a baby soon ;-) wait n see.

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Phos my boy Keshi shall be informed abt ur wish. She's such a show-off ha. HO HO HO!


Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Helen my beautiful baby girl, u shall get the weekend of ur life soon ;-)

And a special surprise too....that u so deserve.


HO HO HO!
Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

White Forest it shall be granted! ***grins***

Keshi girl has been stopped for a while...cos Im here in her blog rite now ;-)


Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Cazzie my angel u shall hv all ur wishes coming true, cos u hv been very NICE all ur life my child.

***KISSES***

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Cinderella swthrt, Im drinking gallons of beer to get over Keshi's words. HO HO HO!

I will pass the msg to her...she shall be in ur blog soon my dear. ***smilez***


Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

BB u shall get ur laptop and the beach holiday very soon...u hv been a lovely boy and u deserve to be happy - so says this ol man. ***SMILEZ***

HO HO HO!

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Krystyna my darling, Kevin is at the top of my list...he shall be cured and he will be fine. Dont worry my dear.

Peace on Earth...all men should work on that. ***sad face*** Today, alot of ppl hv become selfish...Im working on making them be a little selfless. Im working on it my child.


Now I must fetch those pressies from my gift storeroom...

Have a beautiful day Krysyna!

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

OG my dear girl, u deserve all of that cos u hv been a very NICE person all ur life. Now u must wonder why ur miracle didn't happen yet...well u know why? Cos it's gonna happen in 2008 ;-) stay tuned babeh!


HO HO HO!

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Michelle my beautiful child, u shall hv a peaceful and worry-free Christmas and a NY this time. ***HUGS***

Smile now hunnay :)

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Rui HO HO HO! ty! :)

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Stace my dear girl, a new and wise president shall arrive for the US.

And the starving will hv food...

Roo troups will be out of Iraq soon...

And u shall hv plenty of great books to read.


Cos u hv been very NICE my dear!

***SMILEZ***


HO HO HO!
Santa Claus.

krystyna said...

Big Thanks to You Dear Santa Claus!
You are The Best Santa I ever met in my whole(long) life!
See you next year!

Keshi said...

hey Krys seems like Santa vanished from my blog for now :) wasnt he wonderful!

tnxx hun HUGGGGGGGGGGZ!
Keshi.

raffi said...

dear santa,

i've been very naughty this past year and deserve immense amounts of coal in my stocking. of all the bad things, the epitome remains my abandonment of my blog. i've lost that magic, santa. so, this deserves an allotment of coal. however, as a warning, i'd like to inform you of my plans. i will convert this coal into diamonds using my alchemy and then fund my plans for world domination. then i will replace you with someone who doesn't judge people and just gives gifts anyway.

i think that sounds fair.

Solitaire said...

Santa, I seem to be getting greedier each year. How about wedding bells?

Keshi, I cannot believe this! I just posted something similar a few days ago!

Ameet said...

Hi Keshi..
Nice to read this blog for the first time. Well, you've been voted "Award Winner" at our Indian news site http://news.linq.in. Wishing you the best always and ever.

For Santa,
I wish for success for myself and for my oganisation this year..!

Enjoy..!

Amit
amit@linq.in

Vest said...

UROLOGIST

A man called JIM from Mumbai went to his appointment with the urologist. In the examining room
he told the doctor, "Don't laugh!"

"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In
more than twenty years I've never Laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," JIM said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing
the tiniest 'dick' the doctor had ever seen.

It wasn't any bigger than a triple A battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell to the
floor laughing hysterically. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle
to his feet and regain his composure.

" I'm so sorry," he said. "I really am. I don't know what came over
me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen
again. Now, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," JIM replied

priya said...

Wish Santa takes care of all needed ones around the world.

niki yokota said...

naughty keshi-chan lololol
i wud say to santa claus..
please bring me a chubby indian boy with a ribbon around his tummy.

Santa Claus said...

HOWW HOWW HOWWW Im bakkk! ***SMILEZ***

Krystyna MWAH!


Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Keshi girl Im gonna spank u under the Christmas tree!


Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Raffi my dear child I dont judge anyone...good or bad, I give u pressies HO HO HO!

Now get bak to blogginf wont ya ;-)

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Solitaire my darling, u shall hv a wedding soon. ;-) Dont forget to invite this ol man!


HO HO HO!
Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Ameet u shall always have success, if u choose to find it ;-)

HO HO HO!

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

HO HO HO HAR HAR HAR HE HE HE HO HO HO Vest!

ROFL!

Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

Priya that I will my sweet child.


Santa Claus.

Santa Claus said...

HO HO HO Niki my sweetest girl! U want a chubby Indian with a bow ard his tummy? Well Im chubby, so I can paint myself brown and arrive thru ur chimney with a big red bow ard my fat belly HO HO HO!

**SMILEZ**
Santa Claus.

niki yokota said...

wooow thanks santa-chan!!
plz dont forget to come to my apt on christmas eve :D

Dalicia said...

what i want...santa can't even give me :P for this request only god and grant it.

The Acid Tongue said...

i wish ppl havent forgotten me yet :P
But i'm back, so i'd like santa to put Sumit's back on every blog ever created :P

The Acid Tongue said...

oh and although u look great and sexy as ever in the pic, how're you? :D

Keshi said...

Niki I think this Santa was drunk last week ;-)


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aww Dalicia there's nothing Santa CANT give if u really ask him...:)


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LOL Acid how u? Im doing just fine.


:)



Keshi.

Swati said...

Dear Santa, is it too late to make a wish? If not, I have just made one on my blog